- 7/10/2025
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane. What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up. You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:00:22I can't let you ruin my wedding, Ms. Leanne. You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've got to go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome. We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby. You were the best. You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out. Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you. This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:05So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Can I grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey.
00:04:41We're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Hmm.
00:04:48I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:49You're not your wingman.
00:04:50You're not your wingman.
00:04:51You're not your wingman.
00:04:52You're not your wingman.
00:04:53You're not your wingman.
00:04:54You're not your wingman.
00:04:55No, you're not your wingman.
00:04:56I'm your wingman.
00:04:57and
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:55I am.
00:06:56Oh, my God.
00:07:26Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Wanted benefits?
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:55He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:25What's this?
00:10:38I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:51Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:09No lies.
00:11:12Article 5.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:20I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally...
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:03Let's see.
00:12:33No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:46And I think you're insane.
00:12:47No, you do.
00:12:50Talk to me.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:59What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:06No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:53Friends first.
00:14:04Associate at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06Yes, you will.
00:14:17Oh my God.
00:14:19He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:41Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big plate.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Uh, marry.
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, masons on third.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:35Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:45How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:11Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:15Thank you?
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Um, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Where are we?
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:35Wow.
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it...
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:54So, it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes!
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles!
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:21Are you...
00:18:23jealous?
00:18:24No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:44Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:23Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not a fudge.
00:19:25Mm.
00:19:26Mm.
00:19:26It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28That was rude.
00:19:36It's not a fudge.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:29You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:35He is your friend. Don't blow it.
00:20:40Print it first.
00:20:43I am alone.
00:21:05I am alone.
00:21:12Hey.
00:21:14Shit!
00:21:16I am so sorry.
00:21:18My bad, my fault.
00:21:20Hang on.
00:21:23You got a tissue?
00:21:28Here, let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:32Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:35Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:03That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun?
00:22:08Or was Eric fun?
00:22:11Both.
00:22:13Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:16So what?
00:22:18Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:21Oh my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:26Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:36You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42I can handle myself.
00:22:46Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:51You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:58arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:26Flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lamont.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh my God.
00:23:35I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:49That's from Eric?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:23:57Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:05I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:17Oh my God.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:35Sounds awesome.
00:24:48Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:49Oh, it's just...
00:24:50I'm just so happy.
00:24:51You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:41Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:57Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:08What's wrong?
00:26:11Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:15Is it attic?
00:26:18Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:25Yeah, you never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:40It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:48Mm-hmm.
00:26:49And...
00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your love line.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:03But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:04You have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:05You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:06Great idea.
00:27:07You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:20Great idea.
00:27:21You know what?
00:27:22You know what?
00:27:23Right.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:26I could.
00:27:28You know what?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31I could.
00:27:32I could.
00:27:33You know what?
00:27:34You know what?
00:27:35I could.
00:27:36I don't know.
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:36I don't know.
00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:40I don't know.
00:28:42I don't know.
00:28:44I don't know.
00:28:46I don't know.
00:28:48I don't know.
00:28:50I don't know.
00:28:52I don't know.
00:28:54I don't know.
00:28:56I don't know.
00:28:57I don't know.
00:28:58I don't know.
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00I don't know.
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18My front door.
00:29:30That's...
00:29:32How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:40Oh, fuck.
00:29:41What have I done?
00:29:44What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:46Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:48Hey!
00:29:59What are you doing?
00:30:00I'm leaving.
00:30:01I'm getting dressed.
00:30:02I'm going.
00:30:03I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:05You didn't do anything.
00:30:06It was me.
00:30:07I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:10It wasn't.
00:30:11It isn't.
00:30:12It doesn't matter.
00:30:13I fucked up.
00:30:14It is.
00:30:15It was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:20I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:35Friends first?
00:30:42Friends first.
00:30:44Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away!
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:07I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:10You on the other hand.
00:31:12I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:14No, no.
00:31:15It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:16It was a stupid game.
00:31:17Friends with benefits.
00:31:18But it's over now, okay?
00:31:19I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:36Hey.
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:42Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:11Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:28I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again.
00:32:33If you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher?
00:32:44Asher, it's me!
00:32:45I haven't heard from you in like four hours!
00:32:47What's going on?
00:32:48Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:49Call me!
00:32:50Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:07I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:20It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric.
00:33:38Um...
00:33:40I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher?
00:33:46Asher, where are you?
00:33:48Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know.
00:33:51You're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me!
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55Miss you.
00:33:56Call me.
00:33:57Bye.
00:34:02Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:06Um...
00:34:07Listen.
00:34:08I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:34:13Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:20Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:34:21Babe.
00:34:22Slow down.
00:34:24Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:34:25Babe.
00:34:26Slow down.
00:34:27To love.
00:34:28Wait.
00:34:29Love sucks.
00:34:30You're your sleep.
00:34:32You're not good.
00:34:34You're not good.
00:34:36I'll call you.
00:34:38You're not good.
00:34:39I'm bad.
00:34:40You're not good.
00:34:41I'm bad.
00:34:42You're not bad.
00:34:43You're not bad.
00:34:44To love.
00:34:45I'm not bad.
00:34:46I'm bad.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:45A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:46I'm not going to leave.
00:35:47I'm not going to leave.
00:35:48Let me...
00:35:50Beep.
00:35:51I won't leave.
00:35:53I won't leave.
00:35:57Come on, we've got this.
00:35:58I won't leave.
00:35:59I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning,
00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way.
00:36:44She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:57I guess she's too.
00:36:58I thought she's too.
00:36:58She's not the same.
00:36:59It's called in James.
00:36:59She's not the same way.
00:37:00I thought she was the same way.
00:37:02I thought she was the same way.
00:37:02I thought she was the same way as her.
00:37:08She really did.
00:38:38What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56What? Look at the loser.
00:38:59It's all embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:20Let's go.
00:40:22Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:26We only just got back together.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:44You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:05See ya?
00:41:08See ya?
00:41:08See ya?
00:41:10AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:41:25Shit!
00:43:10Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:15XOXO.
00:43:18When Asher reads this text, he's definitely gonna want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:29Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:31I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:34You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:40I'm gonna be so stupid.
00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:45Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:48You're my lover.
00:43:49You're my best friend.
00:43:50Leigh-Anne.
00:43:51Leigh-Anne.
00:43:52Leigh-Anne.
00:43:53I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:03Leigh-Anne.
00:44:04Leigh-Anne.
00:44:05I do.
00:44:08Leigh-Anne.
00:44:09Leigh-Anne.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:38Leigh-Anne.
00:44:39Leigh-Anne.
00:44:41I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:02Or both?
00:45:03Thoughts?
00:45:05Please don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35I'm not.
00:45:50See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my God.
00:46:05Hello.
00:46:06Did you get my messages? You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the dorm room. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:29Sure.
00:46:30Thanks.
00:46:31Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:35Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:53You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:10Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:23Wait. What?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:37Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:41Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:43No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:52But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:53So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:57Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:10So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:12Asher?
00:48:22You bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:41Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:43Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:10You are dead to me.
00:52:05Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:14Heliotrope purple.
00:52:22It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my god.
00:52:39Huntington's had her day.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:44Come on.
00:52:45Come on.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:55Shit.
00:52:55He blocked me?
00:52:56Beth.
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:10Beth?
00:53:12Bess?
00:53:42Bess?
00:54:11Oh my god.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Bess?
00:54:38You set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:50You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:54:59I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher?
00:55:19Or...
00:55:20You're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:24Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job.
00:55:31Just...
00:55:32Please.
00:55:33Beth.
00:55:34Don't hurt me.
00:55:35Okay?
00:55:36I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:37But you've gotta go.
00:55:43I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've gotta go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:46But you've gotta go.
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:55My God!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58My God!
00:55:59No!
00:56:00I'm sorry.
00:56:02No!
00:56:03Oh, no!
00:56:08I'm sorry.
00:56:09No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17I don't know.
00:56:47Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:17You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with this.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:28And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:41You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:52I don't know.
00:59:32Come on.
00:59:42Come on.
00:59:44Come on.
00:59:46Come on.
00:59:48Come on.
00:59:50Come on.
00:59:52Come on.
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:58Come on.
01:00:00Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:06in.
01:00:07Stop.
01:00:08Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:16in.
01:00:17Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here?
01:00:20Keep going fast.
01:00:22What's going on, Beth?
01:00:23Security, take this woman away.
01:00:24She's clearly deranged.
01:00:25Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:27We are gathered here today.
01:00:28Let's go finish it.
01:00:29Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37It's completely absurd.
01:00:38Is this true?
01:00:39She's crazy.
01:00:40Security!
01:00:41She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:42Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:43Asher, you love me.
01:00:44We're getting married today.
01:00:45Go, go, go.
01:00:46Go away, you crazy bitch from ruining everything.
01:00:48Beth, how could you do that?
01:00:49She's crazy.
01:00:50She's crazy.
01:00:51Security!
01:00:52She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:53Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56Oh, no, no, no, Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:01Go, go, go.
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:21Get off me.
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:28I will kill you.
01:01:30Get off me.
01:01:33Hey.
01:01:34No.
01:01:36No, no, no, no.
01:01:40I, Beth, I won't do to take me.
01:01:42I won't do to me or not if you have a decline.
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57God.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09God.
01:02:10Someone grab a chair.
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:20Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey, wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:28Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:39I'm more sorry.
01:02:41You saved me.
01:02:42You're my hero.
01:02:48Asher, I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:03:05But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:10Will you marry me?
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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