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  • 6 days ago
Heat Nation quickly refutes Tobin's claim. Tobin sends the only suitable aggressive representative to the Windowplex to relay a message to Pat Riley. Frog Boy teases a remix to Tobin's latest hit!
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00:00People didn't like Italian KD?
00:01That didn't go over well in the chat?
00:03No, absolutely not.
00:04I tried to warn you.
00:07Y'all don't listen to me.
00:08I did tell you too.
00:10Italian KD, first of all, KD's seven foot.
00:14Not proudly, because he tries to lie to us.
00:17That's because, you know why?
00:19Because when you came out of high school and college like that,
00:22the first thing everybody does is they don't look at your skill set,
00:25they look at your height and put you at center.
00:30So you don't tell them you're seven feet.
00:32Then they say, okay, now he can play three.
00:35Sounds like the strangest lie ever.
00:38But it's true.
00:40It's true.
00:42Right?
00:43That's kind of what made Lamar Odom so unbelievable.
00:46He was 6'9", 6'10".
00:47It can handle the ball like a point guard.
00:54Montecchio's going to do things, dude.
00:55Spoh's already cooking.
00:57Really?
00:57That is some of his biggest games against the Heat, too.
01:01Even going back to his Jazz days.
01:02Biggest games against the Heat.
01:03That's not true.
01:04That's not true.
01:05Who's struggled against the Heat?
01:08Who has struggled against the Heat?
01:10Trae Young.
01:12Yeah, but he's also a guard no.
01:15But he's an all-star.
01:16A multiple-time all-star.
01:18All-star guard no.
01:20Paleo wants to know, any trade updates?
01:24No.
01:25No trade updates.
01:27I think the only thing that's like, you know, I guess a question is, is Terry Rozier going to be on the roster?
01:34Like, that's, I guess, because I don't know who's trading for him.
01:36I got to be honest with you.
01:37So, unless that's a salary match, I don't know who the hell's trading for Terry Rozier without taking another first-round pick.
01:44And I will riot if the Miami Heat attach a pick to him when you already attached a pick to get him.
01:50So, I would rather just say, hey.
01:52That means Terry Rozier would have cost you two first-round picks?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Let me tell you something right now.
01:57JFig, go to the window right now for me, if you don't mind.
01:59And just tell Pat.
02:03Pat!
02:04Pat!
02:05If you attach another pick to get rid of Terry Rozier!
02:10Another pick to get rid of Terry Rozier!
02:13Tobin is going to be very upset!
02:15Tobin is going to get very upset with you!
02:19Wow.
02:20Thank you, Jennifer.
02:21That's good.
02:21Did I deliver well?
02:22You did.
02:23That was great.
02:24You did.
02:24Hey.
02:26Next time you use the services...
02:28You hear that?
02:30Sorry.
02:30Next time you use the services of Spirit Leroy, you make sure you get the okay from me.
02:35I wasn't using Spirit Leroy.
02:36That was Spirit Tobin.
02:37He said Jennifer.
02:38No, no, no.
02:39There's Spirit Tobin.
02:41Frogly.
02:44Yeah, but his window doesn't face Pat Riley.
02:47His window faces Hallover Beach.
02:50Yeah, but I could yell at them.
02:52Put some clothes on!
02:55Is that good?
02:56I get the message across.
02:57Yeah, can you go to the window for me?
03:00Yeah, sure.
03:02Tell them right now to put their clothes on unless we're able to trade Terry Rozier without giving up a first-round pick.
03:11Put your clothes on or Terry Rozier's getting traded!
03:16Is that what you said?
03:16I think I busted up.
03:17No, no.
03:17It's a terrible job.
03:19It's not because you didn't even put them.
03:21I put them on.
03:21If you say that, that means if they take the clothes off, Terry Rozier's going to get traded?
03:28Like, yeah, they're going to keep them off.
03:29Remain naked, everyone in Hallover, please!
03:34Frogs Tobin!
03:36Stay new!
03:36Can I just make a small point to that?
03:40The people that are naked on Hallover Beach, in most cases, should not be.
03:45Well, listen.
03:46We know that if they aren't supposed to be, you'll tell them.
03:49Well, listen.
03:51Put your clothes on!
03:54Hey.
03:56There's a lot of, like, got to hold your hands up because everything is on the sand.
04:05Okay.
04:08Do you think of those high-pressured showers?
04:13Oh, I do actually see a trade update.
04:18Can I just tell you, that was some of your least amount of work.
04:30What are you talking about, dude?
04:31That's editing.
04:32That's radio genius.
04:34That was a one take.
04:35What do you mean, dude?
04:37That took editing.
04:38Wow.
04:39I don't think you guys really appreciated the reverb on that.
04:42So if you could run it back one more time, Frogboy.
04:45Did you hear the trail off?
04:54I did say there was reverb, so.
04:56I don't believe that.
04:57I heard it.
04:59Pretty good.
05:00Also, one take.
05:02I'm going to hop on the remix.
05:03It's settled.
05:05Yeah, because I'm not the lyrical Jesse Jackson, you know?
05:09Frogboy is.
05:10Jesse James.
05:11My bad.
05:12Jesse Jackson is a preacher.
05:13Well, that is a bit of a lyrical.
05:16That would also work.
05:17Good with his words.
05:18Good with his words.
05:20It's a big word for me, dog.
05:22But if our God Savvy wants to lay down a verse.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Hold on.
05:26Listen.
05:26Let me give you a quick little preview.
05:28You think that I'm playing when I say I'm going to hop on the remix.
05:31I got the power like Norman.
05:32Finally, free agency is not boring.
05:34We got an all-star for sure, and I'm sorry we sent Kevin love to the Mormons.
05:38Wow.
05:39Come on, guys.
05:40Come on.
05:40We got another verse.
05:43It sounds like we got another verse coming.
05:46But make sure that you have the chorus ready to go.
05:49Because just so we know.
05:51The two seconds of work you did.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Just make sure we have that in there.
05:55Make sure you add some reverb.
05:56I got the power.
05:59Power.
06:02Power.
06:05We should go with Kanye West's power.
06:08Power.
06:09No one may should have Norman Power.
06:15Oh, man.
06:17We're back, dude.
06:18Love having a trade.
06:19Yeah.
06:19So you think, out of curiosity, you think if there's any more moves to be made, I don't
06:31think they're going to try to package some, get a package where they can send Terry and
06:37Wiggins out of here.
06:38I think they like Wiggins.
06:39I think they only want.
06:40I really do.
06:41I think it has to be a fleece for Wiggins.
06:42I think they're only trading Wiggins.
06:43If it's like, if they get the, if they get a first round pick for Wiggins, for sure,
06:47they're going to trade.
06:47I, I, but I think they like Andrew Wiggins.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Which is, they understand what he went through when he came here.
06:57Right.
06:57But if you get a deal, that's too good to be true.
07:00You're like, you know, like getting, you can say, I trade Andrew Wiggins, but you got
07:04to take Terry with Jesus.
07:10What is that?
07:10So we're getting LeBron back.
07:12Like, what is that train?
07:13Man, that's $50 million.
07:14That's true.
07:15That's a lot of money.
07:18Which is probably why all the guys on that pay scale, which is probably why they can't
07:25do it because they're going to end up with somebody worse than the guys you trade or at
07:29least Wiggins.
07:31I think Wiggins, if he has a year to get comfortable, to get situated, I think he'll be fine.
07:37I mean, it's like, man, we don't cut athletes.
07:43A break for being human.
07:45Right.
07:46You say, oh, that's just your profession.
07:47It still doesn't mean there's not human emotions in that.
07:51Moving all the way across the country.
07:54Right.
07:54So I'm me personally, I like his game and I want to give it a shot to everybody else.
08:05I understand because he's very streaky and he goes from scoring 15 points in a quarter
08:14to scoring two for three quarters, which is nerve wracking.
08:18I get it.
08:20But it's also, if you have Powell here, there's not going to be as much pressure on him to
08:25score, which is good.
08:26Right.
08:27Like, I just, I think it's one of those things where he'll give you more if you require less
08:36of him.
08:36But if you approach it like Wiggins got to be our second leading scorer, then you might
08:43not get what you expect.
08:47So, yeah, I think, I think having Powell takes a lot of pressure off a lot of guys.
08:52That's why we got the Powell.
08:54How about this one?
08:55Davion.
08:56Not only do we have the Powell, but I was sent this and I promised I was going to put it
09:01up.
09:02Oh, wow.
09:03Not only do we have the Powell Ranger.
09:06The Powell Ranger.
09:07The Powell Ranger.
09:08The Powell Ranger.
09:10It's scoring time.
09:13That's pretty good.
09:14It's scoring time?
09:15Is that what you said?
09:16Yeah.
09:17That's good.
09:17Hey, look at us.
09:19Look at us, guys.
09:20Bits, dude.
09:21Look at us.
09:21We're just a bag of bits.
09:22We're just so good.
09:26You're a bag of big bits.
09:28So, that's our show for today, ladies and gentlemen.
09:40We'll talk to you rascals tomorrow.
09:43We'll talk to you rascals tomorrow.
10:08We'll talk to you rascals tomorrow.

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