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00:00:00This is not going to end, Will.
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00:03:16Oh, you want to hear some music?
00:03:18I do not, thank you.
00:03:21You know, uh, Dr. Holman said that we should talk about this stuff as it comes up, so...
00:03:25She also said don't obsess over shit.
00:03:28That's true.
00:03:32Come on, work with me here.
00:03:34It's just that when you incessantly talk about shit, it drives me up the goddamn wall.
00:03:39I remember Dr. Holman said about cursing.
00:03:41That it's like stabbing someone with little knives made of hurtful words.
00:03:45Jesus Christ.
00:03:46Okay, okay.
00:03:48No, you are correct.
00:03:49That's correct.
00:03:50Let me rephrase myself for you.
00:03:52Um, darling, when you talk about the same thing over and over again, you know, it just kind of gets really irritating.
00:04:01And it kind of just drives me bonkers.
00:04:06Oh God, is that word okay for you?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10Yeah, bonkers words for me.
00:04:12Okay, good.
00:04:14And I want to say to you that I appreciate your honesty and I will do my best to not do that anymore.
00:04:22Oh, well, thank you.
00:04:23God, that would be terrific.
00:04:25That burger was really good.
00:04:38Where did you find this place?
00:04:40Dr. Holman recommended it.
00:04:42She said it was a great place to work things out.
00:04:44Hmm.
00:04:45Hmm.
00:04:46Hmm.
00:04:47Hmm.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50I'm out earlier.
00:04:51It's okay.
00:04:52I mean, it's why we came here in the first place, right?
00:04:53Mm-hmm.
00:04:54Mm-hmm.
00:04:55I'll take this.
00:04:56Okay.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:58Oh my God, it's so cute!
00:04:59Oh my God, it's so cute!
00:05:04I love it!
00:05:05And look at the decor!
00:05:06And look at this!
00:05:07Oh my God, it's so cute!
00:05:09And look at the decor!
00:05:16And look at this!
00:05:19We are in Big Bear.
00:05:22And that's a bear.
00:05:23And I love it!
00:05:30And look at the decor!
00:05:33And look at this!
00:05:34We are in Big Bear.
00:05:37And that's a bear.
00:05:38It's a bear.
00:06:08Yeah, what's up?
00:06:11Kyle, you need to stop ignoring my calls.
00:06:14Oh, I told you I was on vacation with my wife this weekend.
00:06:17Oh, that's sweet and all, but we need to talk business.
00:06:19I told you that we would talk on Monday.
00:06:22Who the hell do you think these guys are, Kyle?
00:06:24They're gonna break your fucking legs.
00:06:26You're just being melodramatic.
00:06:28I'm serious. They don't fuck around.
00:06:30You don't welch on these guys. You just don't.
00:06:33Unless you want to wind up like Johnny Mendoza.
00:06:36Who the fuck is Johnny Mendoza?
00:06:38If you have to ask, then you're fucked.
00:06:40That's all I gotta say.
00:06:42I just need to tell them you're gonna get them their money.
00:06:45Well, I don't have it.
00:06:48Hello? Are you still there?
00:06:51You are fucked.
00:06:53When you see what I can do, I'll call you tonight.
00:06:56Kyle?
00:06:58What are you doing?
00:07:00Oh, uh, Mom called.
00:07:03She just wanted to make sure that we made it here okay.
00:07:06Oh, that's sweet of her.
00:07:08Come here.
00:07:11This is our weekend.
00:07:12No phone.
00:07:13Boop. Okay.
00:07:18Okay sounds great.
00:07:20Turn around.
00:07:21Why?
00:07:22Cuz.
00:07:23I don't want you to see where the key is.
00:07:25Seriously?
00:07:26Seriously.
00:07:27Seriously.
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:29Turn around.
00:07:30Why?
00:07:31Cuz.
00:07:32I don't want you to see where the key is.
00:07:34Seriously?
00:07:35Seriously.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Turn around.
00:07:39Why?
00:07:40Cuz.
00:07:41I don't want you to see where the key is.
00:07:42Seriously?
00:07:43Seriously.
00:07:44Okay.
00:07:45You can turn around again.
00:07:46You wanna go for a hike?
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Oh.
00:07:50Uh.
00:07:56Huh.
00:07:59Huh.
00:08:00Huh.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can turn around again.
00:08:03You wanna go for a hike?
00:08:04Ohh.
00:08:05Ohh.
00:08:08Woah.
00:08:10Any other questions?
00:08:13Jesus, why did we have to do this?
00:08:33Come on, it's not so bad.
00:08:36Oh my god, are you okay?
00:08:38You're peachy.
00:08:40Not too much farther.
00:08:41What's not too much farther?
00:08:43We'll see.
00:08:43Oh, see, isn't it nice?
00:08:48It's so beautiful.
00:08:51Wow, you're right.
00:08:55I told you.
00:08:57It's nice.
00:08:59Crying shame to those gone pretty.
00:09:03Disagree.
00:09:06Oh, no, come up here.
00:09:07I'm gonna die.
00:09:09What did he say?
00:09:11Gonna die.
00:09:12He's coming.
00:09:16He's coming for you.
00:09:18Hey, hey, hey, look, buddy.
00:09:19Listen, my wife and I were just trying to enjoy ourselves here.
00:09:23Oh.
00:09:24You don't get it.
00:09:25The man is coming for you.
00:09:27He's evil.
00:09:28You're a goddamn evil.
00:09:30Okay, let's get the laundry.
00:09:31Okay, okay.
00:09:32The man is coming for you.
00:09:34No, no.
00:09:34I'm gonna die.
00:09:35No, no, no.
00:10:00What do you think that guy was talking about?
00:10:16What guy?
00:10:17What do you mean what guy?
00:10:19That weird guy at the end of the trail.
00:10:21Oh, I don't know.
00:10:24He's probably just drunk, babe.
00:10:26Probably didn't mean anything by it.
00:10:29I mean, who was he talking about?
00:10:32Who does he think is trying to kill us?
00:10:34I don't know.
00:10:35It's fine.
00:10:36Just relax.
00:10:37I'm sure he doesn't mean anything.
00:10:39People talk nonsense all the time.
00:10:42Hmm?
00:10:43Hmm.
00:10:44If you say so.
00:10:56It's really good.
00:10:58Is it as good as the pretzel bun?
00:11:00Of course it is.
00:11:01Hmm.
00:11:02Mm-hmm.
00:11:03It's really good.
00:11:06Is it as good as the pretzel bun?
00:11:09Of course it is.
00:11:10Hmm.
00:11:11So, I was thinking we should try one of those exercises Dr. Holman suggested.
00:11:25Really?
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:27Uh.
00:11:28Come on.
00:11:29That's why we're up here, Kyle.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:35Okay.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:37Alright.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39I think it's time for honesty hour.
00:11:41We really have to play that one?
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Fine.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:45Alright.
00:11:46Um.
00:11:47I would like to admit that I took $500 out of our savings account to buy a new purse the
00:11:53other day.
00:11:55What?
00:11:56I know.
00:11:57I'm not proud of it, but it did happen.
00:11:59You know we really can't afford that right now, right?
00:12:01I know.
00:12:02I'm so sorry.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06I can handle this calmly.
00:12:07Oh, great.
00:12:08Honey.
00:12:09Uh-huh.
00:12:10Jessica.
00:12:11Uh-huh.
00:12:12You know we really can't afford to be spending money like that on purses.
00:12:15I know.
00:12:16Would you possibly be able to buy a new purse?
00:12:18No.
00:12:19No.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21No.
00:12:22No.
00:12:23No.
00:12:24No.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:30would you…
00:12:31possibly be willing to return it?
00:12:33Oh,
00:12:35yeah.
00:12:36I'd be willing to do that.
00:12:37Good.
00:12:38Except for…
00:12:39I…
00:12:40Except for what?
00:12:42Except for what, Jessica?
00:12:48I was going to say except for….
00:12:53I can't really return the purse.
00:12:56Why can't you return it?
00:12:58Well, you know the Fountain of the Grove?
00:13:02Yeah, I know the Fountain of the Grove. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:04Okay. Well, I was sitting next to the fountain, watching the water show.
00:13:08You know, the one with the music, where the water sprays up and down and up and down.
00:13:12Anyways, um, the purse may have dropped into the water.
00:13:19What, are you fucking serious? You ruined a $500 purse?
00:13:23Kyle, this is a non-judgmental exercise.
00:13:28Oh my god.
00:13:38Oh my god.
00:13:40Oh my god.
00:13:42What are you doing?
00:13:48I'm trying to not lose my shit right now.
00:13:51Well, what the hell, Kyle? What do you want me to say? That I'm sorry?
00:13:54Okay, babe, I'm really sorry.
00:13:56It's a really cute purse. Now it's a really...
00:13:58Fuck the purse. I want the $500.
00:14:00Oh my god, why are you yelling?
00:14:02Why am I...
00:14:04Okay, it's your turn.
00:14:14My turn for what?
00:14:16It's honesty hour. You have to tell me something you did wrong.
00:14:20Well, I haven't done anything wrong.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:26What? I haven't.
00:14:28Kyle, I know you.
00:14:30What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:32You would bet on if a dog takes a shit or not.
00:14:34You're telling me you haven't gambled at all lately?
00:14:36Yeah, well, that's exactly what I'm telling you even though I didn't actually say that.
00:14:42Kyle, I'm not judging you. It's okay.
00:14:45Yeah, and I appreciate that. Hmm?
00:14:48But I haven't done anything wrong.
00:14:52I am clean. I am clean as a preacher sheets.
00:14:56Clean as a preacher sheets.
00:14:59What the hell kind of old saying is that?
00:15:02It's just, you know, it's...
00:15:04It's just, you know, we should just drop this.
00:15:07We should just drop it.
00:15:09Can we just drop this for my own frickin' sanity?
00:15:12Okay!
00:15:31Do you want to, like, pull around or something?
00:15:39Yeah, you like that?
00:15:57Oh, yeah, you like that?
00:15:59Yeah, that's sexy.
00:16:03Ooh!
00:16:09Oh, yeah, flip me.
00:16:14I flipped you off.
00:16:15Okay, take control.
00:16:16I'm taking control.
00:16:17Okay.
00:16:21Did you hear that?
00:16:22I hear what?
00:16:24Oh, shit.
00:16:28What the fuck?
00:16:31Real romantic.
00:16:39Dave, tell me you got good news for me.
00:16:54Hello.
00:16:55Would you like to get rid of your credit card debt?
00:16:57We can help.
00:16:58The fuck?
00:17:01Wow.
00:17:02That was something.
00:17:04You can sleep on the couch tonight, okay?
00:17:09Fuck.
00:17:10Fuck.
00:17:39Kyle.
00:17:46Kyle, wake up.
00:17:52Kyle, get your abs up!
00:17:58Morning.
00:18:00It's almost noon.
00:18:02Oh, well, shit.
00:18:04Why did we come up here, Kyle?
00:18:06Tell me.
00:18:08To, uh...
00:18:09To work on our marriage.
00:18:10That is correct.
00:18:12Does this look like we're working on our marriage?
00:18:18It does not.
00:18:19Bingo!
00:18:20It does not.
00:18:21But you know what?
00:18:22We're not gonna fail.
00:18:23This marriage is not going to fail.
00:18:26Except for my parents.
00:18:27Every goddamn marriage in my family has failed,
00:18:29and we are going to be the exception.
00:18:31Do you hear me?
00:18:32Yes, I hear you.
00:18:33It's impossible not to hear you.
00:18:34Could I maybe get an aspirin?
00:18:35You know, my sister got a divorce.
00:18:37My aunt got a divorce.
00:18:38All of my cousins.
00:18:39It's not gonna happen to us.
00:18:42Because we are strong.
00:18:43We're gonna beat the odds.
00:18:45We are gonna beat the goddamn odds.
00:18:47Do you hear me?
00:18:48Yes, yes, I hear you, Jesus.
00:18:50I hear you.
00:18:51Good.
00:18:52Good.
00:18:53So, what would you like for breakfast?
00:18:56Oh, no, I, uh...
00:18:57Oh my god, pancakes!
00:18:58I'm gonna make pancakes.
00:18:59Such a good idea.
00:19:00Yeah, great.
00:19:01Whatever you want.
00:19:04By the way, I hid the key.
00:19:06You'll never find it this time.
00:19:08What?
00:19:09That's right.
00:19:12It's just you and me up here,
00:19:14and we're gonna work things out.
00:19:15No matter what it takes.
00:19:21Do you want strawberries in your pancakes?
00:19:22Fuck my life.
00:19:24What was that?
00:19:27I said I love my wife.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:49Okay, how am I doing?
00:19:50You're doing so great.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:55Okay, uh, about a foot in front of you.
00:19:56There's a rock about six inches tall.
00:19:58You're gonna wanna go around it.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00Alright.
00:20:02Ow!
00:20:03I said you should go around it.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:07Okay.
00:20:09Oh, yay, baby, we did it!
00:20:11Yay!
00:20:13Okay, it's your turn.
00:20:15Jess, this is really dumb.
00:20:17No, it's not really dumb.
00:20:18It is, though.
00:20:19Okay, I'm gonna put it on you.
00:20:22Okay.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:30Okay, wait.
00:20:31Wait here.
00:20:32Okay, I'm waiting.
00:20:34Okay, can you hear me?
00:20:35I hear you.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37Walk towards me slowly.
00:20:39Slowly.
00:20:45Okay, not that slowly.
00:20:46We're gonna be here all day.
00:20:47Well, shit.
00:20:49How is this supposed to help our marriage?
00:20:54It helps build trust.
00:20:56Oh.
00:20:57Well, I would trust you a lot more if you wouldn't spend $500 on a purse.
00:21:02Just saying.
00:21:06Awesome, baby.
00:21:08Yeah?
00:21:09Follow my voice.
00:21:10Follow me.
00:21:11Follow my voice.
00:21:12Keep coming.
00:21:14You're doing great, babe.
00:21:15Yeah?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17This is good.
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19How's your head doing, baby?
00:21:24Bright as rain.
00:21:27I swear, I didn't see that rock.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:50What was that?
00:21:52I don't know.
00:21:53I think it was probably just an animal or something.
00:21:55Why don't you get washed up for dinner?
00:21:56I'll be ready in about 10.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:04Hey, uh...
00:22:06Listen, I know things kind of got off to a rocky start, but, uh...
00:22:10I think we're actually making some progress.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14I do, too.
00:22:15Yeah?
00:22:16Mm-hmm.
00:22:17Good.
00:22:20Go get washed up.
00:22:22Sure thing, baby.
00:22:24Okay.
00:22:31This is good.
00:22:38Not hungry?
00:22:40Oh, not really.
00:22:42What are you nervous about?
00:22:48What do you mean?
00:22:50I mean...
00:22:52You only rub your hands together like that when you're nervous.
00:22:56Oh.
00:22:58Probably just have some anxiety, that's all.
00:23:01Probably nothing.
00:23:02Maybe I'll take some...
00:23:03See you next.
00:23:04You wanna go easy on those, they tend to knock you out.
00:23:23I'm sure I'll be fine.
00:23:25So...
00:23:27What do you wanna do?
00:23:30I have an idea.
00:23:34What's this game called?
00:23:35It's called The Midnight Man.
00:23:36It's just one of those games that Dr. Holman came up with.
00:23:37Yes, but I first heard about it when I was a kid.
00:23:39Hey.
00:23:40Listen, all these supernatural games that you were into was cute when we were dating, but
00:23:43come on, now you're 30 years old.
00:23:44I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
00:23:45Okay, fine.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:48How do you play?
00:23:49Okay, so...
00:23:51You hold the light candles in your hand, and you say,
00:23:54Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.
00:23:57Okay, so...
00:23:58Then, you knock on the door seven times, and you open the door, blow out the candle, and
00:24:05close the door.
00:24:06And then what happens?
00:24:07Then you wait for the Midnight Man.
00:24:08Who's the Midnight Man?
00:24:09A ghost.
00:24:10I hold the light candles in your hand.
00:24:11I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
00:24:13Okay, fine.
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15How do you play?
00:24:16Okay, so...
00:24:17You hold the light candles in your hand, and you say,
00:24:19Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.
00:24:22Then, you knock on the door seven times, and you open the door, blow out the candle, and
00:24:26close the door.
00:24:27Why would you want to do that?
00:24:29Because it's fun.
00:24:30Is it, though?
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33Come on.
00:24:34I'll go first.
00:24:35I know.
00:24:36Come on, babe.
00:24:37Okay.
00:24:38It'll be fun.
00:24:39Hand my candle.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:48Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.
00:24:57Oh, look, it's a scary Midnight Man coming in to kill us.
00:24:58Come in, Mr. Midnight Man.
00:24:59Before you kill us, maybe you should warm your little coat.
00:25:00Oh, look, it's a scary Midnight Man coming in to kill us.
00:25:04Come in, Mr. Midnight Man.
00:25:05Before you kill us, maybe you should warm your little cold tootsies by our fire.
00:25:11Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
00:25:12Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
00:25:13Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
00:25:14Oh, look, it's a scary Midnight Man coming in to kill us.
00:25:22Come in, Mr. Midnight Man.
00:25:24Before you kill us, maybe you should warm your little cold tootsies by our fire.
00:25:29Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
00:25:44Whatcha reading?
00:25:51It's a book I found in the bedroom.
00:25:53Haunted Big Bear Lake.
00:25:55That's interesting.
00:25:57Yeah?
00:25:58Well, it was either this or Little Women and this one out.
00:26:08Hey.
00:26:09Hey.
00:26:10Thanks.
00:26:11For what?
00:26:13For putting up with me.
00:26:16I know you're not really into all the stuff I like to do.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:23Actually, it was kind of fun.
00:26:28Hey, did the Midnight Man ever show up?
00:26:30No.
00:26:33Well, if he shows up after you fall asleep, I'll be sure to say hi for you.
00:26:37You're welcome.
00:26:40Hey, tell me some good things.
00:26:43Good things.
00:26:44Mm-hmm.
00:26:45Well, despite my up and down attitude about it, I'm actually enjoying our little getaway so far.
00:26:55I mean, I know why we're here, but, you know, I've kind of started to think of it as like a kind of vacation.
00:27:03You know?
00:27:04It's all about having a good experience.
00:27:07Don't you agree?
00:27:08Jessica?
00:27:09Hey.
00:27:10Out like a light.
00:27:11All right, let's go.
00:27:12Come on.
00:27:13Come on.
00:27:14Let's go, baby.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:16Come on, baby.
00:27:17Come on.
00:27:18Come on.
00:27:19Come on, baby.
00:27:20Come on.
00:27:21Come on.
00:27:22Come on.
00:27:23Come on, baby.
00:27:24Come on.
00:27:25Come on.
00:27:26Come on.
00:27:27Come on, let's go back.
00:27:28Come on.
00:27:29Come on, baby.
00:27:30Come on.
00:27:31Come on, baby.
00:28:02Come on, baby.
00:28:03Come on.
00:28:04Come on, baby.
00:28:05Come on, baby.
00:28:06Come on, baby.
00:28:07Come on, baby.
00:28:09So you're coming.
00:28:10Come on, baby.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:21αλλά!
00:28:22oh!
00:28:23take it easy to know.
00:28:25Take it easy to check.
00:28:26close.
00:28:29No!
00:28:30Who the fuck are you?
00:28:40Jess?
00:28:41Alright, it's gonna be like that, huh?
00:28:44Hey!
00:28:45Oh, fuck this shit.
00:28:49Oh, you're a fast one, I'll give you that.
00:28:59Don't, don't do that.
00:29:09What?
00:29:10Just, just don't, don't hit me, please.
00:29:13I can't go to auditions with bruises on my face.
00:29:15Wait, what's going on here?
00:29:17Your wife.
00:29:18What about my wife?
00:29:20She hired, she hired me to do this.
00:29:23She hired you to kill me?
00:29:25What?
00:29:26She said something about you guys having marriage problems and she thought that maybe if there was a guy after you that it might, like, you know?
00:29:32She thought it would bring us closer together?
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:35What the fuck?
00:29:38Yeah, I thought it was weird too, but I was like, you know what, I need the money.
00:29:42This knife isn't real, by the way.
00:29:43Look at this.
00:29:44Huh?
00:29:45Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:29:46Hi, my name's Billy.
00:29:47Kyle.
00:29:48Yeah, no, I know.
00:29:49That's weird that she didn't even wake up with all the yelling and shit.
00:29:52Then she took a bunch of Xanax.
00:29:53She'll be out till morning.
00:29:55Oh, that's great.
00:29:57Um, God, this is just not any of my business, but you guys have a really weird relationship.
00:30:07You think?
00:30:08I do, yeah.
00:30:09Have you ever thought about, like, I don't know, couples therapy or something?
00:30:13We are in therapy.
00:30:14No shit.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:16Oh, man.
00:30:17Oh, you know, just, I would, like, go in there and I would try to get my money back because that shit ain't working.
00:30:28Oh, man.
00:30:29So, uh, you're an actor?
00:30:32Yes, sir.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34Really?
00:30:35Been in a couple of B-movies.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37Perhaps you've seen Lake of Blood 7?
00:30:38And, you know, before you say anything, I don't mean Blood Lake.
00:30:41It's an entirely different franchise that I am not a part of, even though I've tried several times.
00:30:46Like, I've gotten in there in front of the casting director and I feel like I'm giving everything and she's giving nothing.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53So you're an actor?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Okay, so how much did Jess pay you?
00:30:57Uh, 500 bucks.
00:30:58Oh, and then a little extra for the motel.
00:31:01Jesus Christ.
00:31:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:31:05Did she pay that crazy guy in the woods to say all that crazy shit about somebody coming to kill us?
00:31:10Uh, no.
00:31:13I think that was just some drunk guy talking shit.
00:31:16And she doesn't know about this?
00:31:19Hey, Billy.
00:31:22How'd you like to make a couple extra bucks?
00:31:25Kyle?
00:31:26Kyle, where are you?
00:31:27I'm in here, baby.
00:31:28Good morning, sleepyhead.
00:31:29Not tiny.
00:31:30I'm in here, baby.
00:31:31Good morning, sleepyhead.
00:31:32What time is it?
00:31:33Well, it's coming up on three o'clock.
00:31:34What?
00:31:35Why didn't you eat it?
00:31:36I'm in here, baby.
00:31:37Well, when it's Xanax o'clock.
00:31:38I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:31:42Hey, you want a sandwich?
00:31:43Here you go.
00:31:44How'd you sleep?
00:31:45How'd you sleep?
00:31:47I slept pretty good.
00:31:48I slept pretty good.
00:31:49I did a snack.
00:31:50I didn't get a snack.
00:31:51I'm in here.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh, I'm in here, baby.
00:31:54I'm in here.
00:31:55I'm in here.
00:31:56You made some drink.
00:31:57I'm in here, baby.
00:31:58Good morning, sleepyhead.
00:31:59What time is it?
00:32:00Well, it's coming up on three o'clock.
00:32:01What?
00:32:02Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
00:32:03Well, when it's Xanax o'clock, I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:32:05Hey, you want a sandwich?
00:32:08Here you go.
00:32:09There you go. How'd you sleep? I slept pretty good. You must be hungry. Not really. Hey, uh, did the midnight man come last night?
00:32:26No. No, I didn't. Hey. What do you keep looking at there? Come on. Um, just looks like a really, really nice day, baby. Oh, it is. It is. It's really nice. Hey, you want to go on another hike? Yeah?
00:32:49What the hell? You didn't want to do this the other day. I had a change of heart. Oh, look at that view. Yeah, I know. We were just here two days ago.
00:33:11You're back, wolf. He didn't kill you. Dude, what are you talking about? Talk about the boogeyman. The boogie woogie man.
00:33:19The what? Hey, listen, man. Seriously, do you, uh, what, do you need some money or something, or? Fuck you, man. I don't need your goddamn charity. I got my pride. Thank you very much.
00:33:32Hey, wait. Who's the boogeyman? He's pure evil, baby. Come at you when you least expect it. Like in those old-time horror movies from the 80s.
00:33:44Old-time horror movies from the 80s, huh? He'll get you too, pretty boy. He's haunted these woods for decades. He ain't gonna slow down now.
00:33:53Don't always look the same. So it's different. So why hasn't he taken you? He will. Just a matter of time. You folks, have a blessed day.
00:34:04All I'm saying is that maybe you were right. Maybe we should get out of here. Just all that stuff that guy was saying really creeped me out.
00:34:23Oh, come on. A guy was just drunk. Oh, I don't know. It just seemed off. Hey, don't worry about it. Plus, I'm starting to really like it here.
00:34:31What is wrong with you? What? I'm just happy to be here with my wife. That's all.
00:34:38You seem chipper. Well, why shouldn't I be chipper? No, it's good. I took a look at the lockbox earlier.
00:34:53Did you try to force it open with something? Why would you say that? Oh, I don't know.
00:35:01Maybe because there were scratches all over the face of the lock.
00:35:09Look, why do you need your phone so badly, Kyle?
00:35:13Because we live in the 21st century and everyone needs their phone.
00:35:16It's like a hat or a horse was back in the old west.
00:35:20Oh, good analogy.
00:35:22Dinner's ready. Great.
00:35:31So, uh, what do you want to do tonight?
00:35:37I don't know.
00:35:39You want to try again?
00:35:41What?
00:35:42Yeah, yeah.
00:35:44I think maybe we should give it another try.
00:35:47He didn't really seem to care the other day.
00:35:49Well, what can I say? You're persuasive. Come on, grab the candles.
00:35:53So, I found a book on seances in the second bedroom.
00:36:01What kind of weird-ass books do they have in this place?
00:36:03I know, right?
00:36:04Well, it turns out we played the game wrong yesterday.
00:36:08What do you mean?
00:36:09You're supposed to put a little drop of blood into the flame before you say the chant you knock on the door.
00:36:15Okay, you're crazy.
00:36:16Alright, hold this.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:23Midnight man, midnight man, I invite you in.
00:36:48Guess he doesn't want to visit me today.
00:36:50Okay, your turn.
00:36:53Kyle, I don't want to do this anymore. It's not fun.
00:36:55Well, come on. We're having a good time.
00:36:57No, it's just that everything that the guy said today, it just really freaked me out.
00:37:00Hey, he was probably just drunk. Don't worry about him.
00:37:03Hey, we're having a good time here. Don't you love this kind of thing?
00:37:07I even got you your own safety pin.
00:37:09Oh, that's so romantic.
00:37:11Plus, I sterilized it for you.
00:37:13God, get it over with.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:17Ow!
00:37:18Alright.
00:37:28Midnight man, midnight man, I invite you in.
00:37:31Guess he doesn't want to visit you either.
00:37:46Oh my god, Kyle, what the fuck did you do?
00:38:01What? He was attacking us!
00:38:03No, he wasn't!
00:38:04Billy, Billy, can you hear me?
00:38:07Shit.
00:38:08Yeah, that won't be necessary.
00:38:17Yeah, I need to call the hospital.
00:38:19No, you don't.
00:38:20Yes, I do.
00:38:21Okay, Billy, you can get up now.
00:38:25Oh, thank god.
00:38:29Whew, these things are not built for comfort.
00:38:33You knew?
00:38:35You're such an asshole!
00:38:37That's so fucked up!
00:38:38Is it?
00:38:39Is it more fucked up than paying someone to scare us?
00:38:42Come on, this isn't couples therapy anymore, Jessica.
00:38:45This is fucking insane!
00:38:46Dr. Holman put you up to this, didn't he?
00:38:48No, she didn't!
00:38:49Yes!
00:38:50No, she didn't!
00:38:51Yes!
00:38:52It was my idea!
00:38:53I just thought that maybe...
00:38:54So if we're finished here?
00:38:55I was thinking I would just get back to L.A. tonight,
00:38:57you know, catch a show, whatever.
00:38:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take care of you.
00:39:01I just need to check these messages real fast.
00:39:04Kyle, you really need to call me ASAP.
00:39:07Some shit is gonna go down.
00:39:10Kyle, why aren't you picking up your phone?
00:39:12Call me!
00:39:17You look nice.
00:39:19Hey, it's me.
00:39:21Look, I can't hold these guys off anymore.
00:39:24I've done all I can.
00:39:25You need to call me.
00:39:28Holy shit, man.
00:39:30I just had a visit from those guys.
00:39:32They broke my arm and my goddamn nose.
00:39:34I'm sorry.
00:39:35I...
00:39:36I couldn't...
00:39:37I...
00:39:38I told them where you are.
00:39:41Kyle,
00:39:42I just found out they're sending someone for you.
00:39:45You really need to get the fuck out of there.
00:39:47Now!
00:39:48Weæµ·et.
00:39:52What happened?
00:39:54Oh, what did he do?
00:39:56I think I should say something.
00:40:13What's going on?
00:40:15Kyle, is this part of your joke?
00:40:17What's going on?
00:40:19Hey, look.
00:40:21We can talk about this.
00:40:23You don't have-
00:40:43Morning, sunshine.
00:40:45Well, not really. It's almost 10 p.m.
00:40:49But it's just a figure of speeches you probably know.
00:40:53Who are you?
00:40:55What do you want?
00:40:57So many questions.
00:40:59I'm not exactly sure why you feel you're in a position to ask questions.
00:41:07Given the circumstances, I'll indulge you.
00:41:12They call me Hamilton.
00:41:15No, that's not my real name.
00:41:17That's what they call me.
00:41:19And you know what I want.
00:41:23Well, I don't have any money.
00:41:25All my bosses figure that out.
00:41:27They don't usually send me out to collect if a person does have money.
00:41:35Are you a hitman?
00:41:37Hitman?
00:41:39If I were a hitman, you'd be fit.
00:41:42No.
00:41:44I'm an accountant.
00:41:48An accountant?
00:41:50Yes.
00:41:51I'm an accountant.
00:41:52And right now, you're fucking up my books.
00:41:55See, I have this thing about order.
00:41:57I like my clients' books to be nice and balanced.
00:42:02When people don't pay their debts, it fucks up my balance.
00:42:06And then everything gets fucked.
00:42:07You understand?
00:42:08Fucked.
00:42:09Get it?
00:42:11Nah, if you understand.
00:42:12Do you have any cheese?
00:42:14Franchise?
00:42:15I don't know.
00:42:16No, I don't know.
00:42:17I don't know.
00:42:18It fucks up my balance.
00:42:21And then everything gets fucked.
00:42:22You understand?
00:42:23Fucked.
00:42:24Get it?
00:42:25Nah, if you understand, do you have any cheese, Franchise?
00:42:42Do you have any cheese?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, I think we have some cheese, yes.
00:42:46In the fridge.
00:42:47Well, I looked in it earlier, I didn't see any.
00:42:50Oh.
00:42:51In the fridge or something?
00:42:52Maybe check the second shelf, bottom, left, in the back.
00:42:56Alright.
00:42:57Perfecto, perfecto, perfecto.
00:43:01My friend, thank you so much.
00:43:05Ah!
00:43:06Oh.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Let's have a look.
00:43:13Ow!
00:43:14That's terrible.
00:43:17This cabinet tastes like dirt and nail polish remover.
00:43:21Although I did buy it from the gas station down the corner.
00:43:26So what was I expecting, right?
00:43:30Also, let me just say, that I really hate coming to these out of the way country ass places.
00:43:40You wouldn't understand, but a bald black man wearing a suit draws a lot of attention around here.
00:43:49Let me tell you.
00:43:50Oh.
00:43:51She's fine.
00:43:52She'll be okay.
00:43:53What happened to Billy?
00:43:54Oh, he's dead.
00:43:55What?
00:43:56Well, I hit him a little too hard.
00:43:57It's a damn shame, but it's occupational hazard, you know?
00:44:00I can't believe you...
00:44:01I can't believe you killed Billy.
00:44:02What did you do with his body?
00:44:03The trunk of your car.
00:44:04Which was not easy.
00:44:05Let me tell you.
00:44:06Let's get right down to the nitty gritty.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:10Oh, Kyle.
00:44:11I can't believe you...
00:44:12I can't believe you killed Billy.
00:44:14What did you do with his body?
00:44:17The trunk of your car.
00:44:20Which was not easy.
00:44:21Let me tell you.
00:44:23Let's get right down to the nitty gritty.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Ah, we need to figure something out here, Kyle.
00:44:34Cause as you can imagine,
00:44:36I can't go back to my boss's empty handed.
00:44:43Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:44:47You like this music, by the way?
00:44:52Good, right?
00:44:54Mm.
00:44:55It's my buddy's band.
00:44:59They're great.
00:45:01Nobody listens to jazz anymore.
00:45:04People just want rap and auto-tunes.
00:45:07Ain't that fucked up.
00:45:08I mean, really, ain't that fucked up.
00:45:13Ah.
00:45:20Kyle, what happened?
00:45:29Evening, ma'am.
00:45:30Oh, my God, why are we tied up?
00:45:34Who are you?
00:45:38Kyle, who is this?
00:45:39It's...
00:45:41complicated.
00:45:43No, it's not.
00:45:45Your husband owes my boss's 50 large, and I'm here to collect.
00:45:49$50,000?
00:45:57I'm sensing there's a lack of communication here.
00:46:02Oh, my God, $50,000?
00:46:04Are you fucking kidding me?
00:46:05I'm sorry.
00:46:07You said you gave up gambling.
00:46:09I did, but...
00:46:10But, but what, Kyle?
00:46:13There's a guy here who's going to kill us.
00:46:17And you are giving me shit about buying a $500 purse.
00:46:20Goddamn.
00:46:21You people need a therapist.
00:46:23We have a therapist.
00:46:26No shit, who?
00:46:27Dr. Holman.
00:46:28West L.A.
00:46:29Seriously?
00:46:32No, no, really.
00:46:35I go to her, too.
00:46:37What kind of dumb-ass exercises has she got you all doing?
00:46:42Oh, God, the blindfold thing?
00:46:44Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:46:49We did that one, too.
00:46:51My husband tricked me into walking into a goddamn tree.
00:46:57Oh, my God, where's...
00:47:00Where's Billy?
00:47:02Oh, he, um...
00:47:05He let him go.
00:47:07He let him go.
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:12I didn't have any business with Fat Boy.
00:47:15So I let him go.
00:47:19Oh, thank God.
00:47:22Well, you want to talk about fucked up?
00:47:25How about paying somebody to pretend to kill us?
00:47:29Why did you ring up so much gambling debt
00:47:31and now there's somebody here who's going to actually kill us?
00:47:34What's going to happen here?
00:47:35Oh, good gracious, you people are worse than me and Brad.
00:47:41This is spicy.
00:47:42I'm so, so sorry, but I really am a voyeur.
00:47:48I love seeing couples interact.
00:47:51So...
00:47:56What's going to happen here?
00:47:57What do you think?
00:47:58All right, here I'm going to sit down here.
00:48:00Listen, you're going to sit down here.
00:48:01And if you don't sit down here.
00:48:14What am I talking about?
00:48:15So, your husband here owes us a substantial amount of money, and my books need to balance.
00:48:23Preferably, I'd like to get that payment in cash, which I'm assuming you don't have.
00:48:31All right.
00:48:34Scratch cash payment.
00:48:37Lost the list of options.
00:48:39In the absence of money, I need something.
00:48:45That's worth 50 grand.
00:48:49We don't have anything worth $50,000.
00:48:52Have you seen our car?
00:48:54Don't you know?
00:48:56Let's see.
00:48:58If you owe $20,000, I could break your legs.
00:49:07But...
00:49:08Then again...
00:49:11You don't have two and a half legs to break.
00:49:13Maybe we could work out some sort of a payment plan.
00:49:18Payment plan!
00:49:19Oh!
00:49:20Payment plan!
00:49:23Sure!
00:49:24I could go tell my bosses,
00:49:28Hey guys, Kyle is going to pay every month, like he's buying a couch, on layaway.
00:49:34Yeah!
00:49:35That solves everything, right?
00:49:36No.
00:49:37It doesn't fly.
00:49:38Maybe I could call my parents and ask them for the money.
00:49:40There's no way your parents are going to give you that much money.
00:49:41You don't know that.
00:49:42Come on, they wouldn't help us with the rent that time we were going to get evicted.
00:49:48Oh, that's ice cold.
00:49:49Please just let me try.
00:49:50Okay.
00:49:51Hello?
00:49:52Mom?
00:49:53Mom?
00:49:54Mom?
00:49:55Hi.
00:49:56Hi.
00:49:57No, I'm sorry.
00:49:58I know it's late.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:00Uh-huh.
00:50:01Mom?
00:50:02Mom?
00:50:03Mom?
00:50:04Hi.
00:50:05Hi.
00:50:06No.
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08I know it's late.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:10Uh-huh.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:12Hello?
00:50:13Mom?
00:50:14Mom?
00:50:15Mom?
00:50:16Hi.
00:50:17Hi.
00:50:18No.
00:50:19I'm sorry.
00:50:20I know it's late.
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:22Uh-huh.
00:50:23Wow.
00:50:24He ate the whole thing, huh?
00:50:25Look, Mom.
00:50:26Look, I'm sorry to have to cut you off, but Kyle and I are kind of in a situation here.
00:50:35No, Mom.
00:50:36I'm not pregnant.
00:50:37Don't sound so happy.
00:50:38Well, fuck.
00:50:39Don't sound so sad, either.
00:50:40Look, can I talk to Dad, please?
00:50:41Well, damn.
00:50:42Look, Mom.
00:50:43Okay.
00:50:44I know this is going to sound really weird, but...
00:50:46Kyle and I are in a lot of trouble.
00:50:47We're...
00:50:48We need $50,000.
00:50:49No.
00:50:50Mom.
00:50:51Mom.
00:50:52Stop laughing.
00:50:53Look, Mom.
00:50:54I can assure you that we need the help.
00:50:55It is life or death.
00:50:56No.
00:50:57I am not drunk.
00:50:58Oh, my God.
00:50:59Mom.
00:51:00Please.
00:51:01Please.
00:51:02I assure you.
00:51:03Look.
00:51:04Do you want to see your daughter and your wife?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07I am not drunk.
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09Mom.
00:51:10Please.
00:51:11Please.
00:51:12I assure you.
00:51:13Look.
00:51:14Do you want to see your daughter and your son-in-law die?
00:51:19Mother, we have been over this.
00:51:22He is your son-in-law.
00:51:23You are going to have to accept that, okay?
00:51:25Mom.
00:51:26Please.
00:51:27Mom.
00:51:28Mom.
00:51:29So she hung out.
00:51:32So.
00:51:33We're back where we started.
00:51:36Some colorful relationships you've got here.
00:51:40Please.
00:51:41Jessica hasn't done anything wrong.
00:51:43Please.
00:51:44Just.
00:51:45Let her go.
00:51:46And you can do whatever you want to me.
00:51:49Kyle.
00:51:50Please.
00:51:51I mean, you know I'm right.
00:51:54I know you're a fair man.
00:51:57Eh.
00:51:58I admit you're not wrong.
00:52:02Okay, this is the only fair thing I can think of.
00:52:17You're going to decide how he pays his debt.
00:52:23What?
00:52:24What?
00:52:25What do you mean?
00:52:28He owes $50,000.
00:52:31Or something worth $50,000.
00:52:34You're going to choose what that is.
00:52:39No, I don't know.
00:52:41I don't know.
00:52:42Sure you do.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:44Look, I cannot tell you how to hurt my husband.
00:52:48I can't do that.
00:52:49Sure you can.
00:52:50You people are one step away from killing each other anyway.
00:52:58This way you can just, you know, just hurt him a little.
00:53:03Because let's be honest, you are angry that he was gambling behind your back, right?
00:53:11Jessica, Jessica, don't listen to him.
00:53:18Let me make it easy for you.
00:53:25Since I'm a nice guy, and I don't know, there's something about young love that kind of pulls at my heart strings.
00:53:36I'm going to give you two choices.
00:53:39A, he can lose his pinky toe.
00:53:43B, he can lose his two front teeth.
00:53:49Oh no, I can't choose that.
00:53:52What?
00:53:53Well, you're going to have to, or else I'm going to do both.
00:53:59I mean, let's be real about this.
00:54:04This is much better than me breaking both of his legs, isn't it?
00:54:11I mean, I'm giving you guys a discount here.
00:54:15So, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
00:54:22Time's up.
00:54:23What's it going to be?
00:54:24Please, please don't make me choose this.
00:54:27Afraid I'm going to have to.
00:54:28And your answer is...
00:54:29Toe, take the toe, take the toe, please.
00:54:32Great choice.
00:54:35Makes sense because he can always cover it up with a shoe.
00:54:38But the other way, he'd have to get dentures.
00:54:41I do believe that you really, really do care for this man.
00:54:47Aw.
00:54:51Just hold on for a second.
00:54:54Let me grab a knife and I'll be right back, folks.
00:55:00Jessica, what the hell?
00:55:04What?
00:55:05Would you have rather he take your teeth?
00:55:08Well, we ready?
00:55:11You don't have to do this.
00:55:12Stop whining.
00:55:14Come on.
00:55:15Nobody forced you to take money from us, okay?
00:55:22There was no gun to your head.
00:55:25You did it knowing that you couldn't pay.
00:55:29Now it's time to sack up and face the consequences.
00:55:33All right, Chief.
00:55:34Let's have that leg.
00:55:35Get it up.
00:55:36All right.
00:55:37All right.
00:55:38Oh, man.
00:55:39Oh, that stinks.
00:55:40That's cute.
00:55:41That's cute.
00:55:42You see these tussies?
00:55:43Okay.
00:55:44This little piggy went to market.
00:55:55This little piggy stayed home.
00:55:58This little piggy had real speed.
00:56:01This little piggy had real speed.
00:56:03My dad's calling!
00:56:04And this little piggy went,
00:56:06Wee, wee, wee!
00:56:08Oh, my dad's calling!
00:56:10What, what, what, what?
00:56:11My dad, he's calling!
00:56:13Can anything go right tonight?
00:56:16Oh, my dad's calling.
00:56:20No funny business.
00:56:22Okay?
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:24Dad?
00:56:25Hi!
00:56:26Hi!
00:56:27No, I tried to explain it to Mom earlier.
00:56:29Well, yeah, we're, we're getting in a lot of trouble right now.
00:56:33There's a guy here and he, he wants to collect on some gambling debts.
00:56:38Oh, it's kind of a lot of money.
00:56:44$50,000?
00:56:47Mm-hmm.
00:56:48Please don't yell, Dad.
00:56:50Look, I really need your help right now.
00:56:53I have never asked for money before.
00:56:55Please!
00:56:56No.
00:56:57No.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:04Okay, thank you.
00:57:08He hung up.
00:57:15Well?
00:57:16He's gonna give us the money.
00:57:17Yes!
00:57:18Ha, ha, ha!
00:57:19Thank God!
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:21Oh!
00:57:22Oh!
00:57:24Under one condition.
00:57:28What?
00:57:32He wants me to leave you.
00:57:36What?
00:57:37What?
00:57:40So, look.
00:57:42My parents live really close, so it'll be two hours round trip.
00:57:48It's just that half of it's gonna be in cash and the other half it's gonna be in a watch.
00:57:53Some jewelry.
00:57:55Is that okay?
00:57:57Do I look like a pawn shop to you?
00:58:01Well, at least now you get something more valuable than Kyle's foot.
00:58:05Wait, wait, Jess.
00:58:08I mean, I don't know that I want this.
00:58:11I...
00:58:13I don't wanna lose you.
00:58:15Kyle,
00:58:17I think at some point we're just gonna have to realize that
00:58:20maybe this isn't gonna work out.
00:58:23I mean, we've been working really hard on this for a long time.
00:58:27It's just getting worse and worse.
00:58:30Maybe this is for the best.
00:58:32But...
00:58:33I know.
00:58:35Let's just be honest with ourselves for a minute, okay?
00:58:40I mean, I think that's kind of been our problem all along.
00:58:43Lack of honesty.
00:58:45I mean, we're obviously not honest with each other.
00:58:48I don't even know.
00:58:50We're honest with ourselves.
00:58:54That is so beautiful.
00:58:58Look, what do you say?
00:58:59Look, what do you say?
00:59:08Okay.
00:59:10But here are the rules.
00:59:12You got two hours.
00:59:14One minute later, and you'll never ever find this guy ever again.
00:59:21Same thing goes for any cops that crash our party.
00:59:25If I so much as get a smell of any bacon,
00:59:30he's done for.
00:59:34Now you got me.
00:59:36Mm-hmm.
00:59:37Two hours.
00:59:38Two hours.
00:59:48Go.
00:59:49Two hours.
00:59:50Oh, okay.
00:59:52Fuck.
00:59:54Jess.
01:00:08Well, looks like we've got a little more time to spend together.
01:00:12This calls for more wine.
01:00:15Want some?
01:00:17Sure.
01:00:21My bag.
01:00:32Alright.
01:00:37Now, I want to make sure that you don't do anything stupid that causes me to kill you before I get paid, okay?
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:50That's that.
01:00:52There you go.
01:00:54And...
01:00:55I don't know.
01:00:56I don't know.
01:00:57I don't know.
01:00:58I don't know.
01:00:59I'm...
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:01I don't know.
01:01:02You're not me.
01:01:03You're not me.
01:01:05Why did I do that?
01:01:06I'm sorry, man.
01:01:07Why did you come here?
01:01:09Why did you hear me here?
01:01:10I don't know.
01:01:11Shitty, isn't it?
01:01:15Isn't there a TV or something around there?
01:01:19Nope.
01:01:21Fuck.
01:01:23So, how did you and...
01:01:27Jessica.
01:01:29How did you and Jessica meet?
01:01:31You really want to hear that story?
01:01:33You got to do something to pass the time, eh?
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:39She hit me with her car.
01:01:41Come again?
01:01:43So, I'm walking down Wilshire Boulevard,
01:01:45trying to cross the street,
01:01:47and I come to the corner,
01:01:49and the walk sign comes on.
01:01:51I start to cross,
01:01:53and Jessica comes barreling through the intersection,
01:01:55and she whacks me with the car.
01:01:57I go flying.
01:01:59I go flying.
01:02:01I go flying.
01:02:03I go flying.
01:02:05I hit the ground.
01:02:07I don't know what the hell's going on.
01:02:09I'm in excruciating pain.
01:02:11Jessica comes over,
01:02:13and she's totally freaking out.
01:02:17And she rides to the hospital with me
01:02:19in the back of the ambulance.
01:02:23And when I wake up,
01:02:25there she is at the end of the bed.
01:02:29And I ask her out on a date.
01:02:31And here we are.
01:02:33Two years later,
01:02:35and six months into this marriage.
01:02:41No offense.
01:02:43That's a fucked up story.
01:02:45No wonder people are having problems.
01:02:47She hit you.
01:02:49She hit you with a car.
01:02:51Yeah, I don't know.
01:02:53I guess we just need more couples therapy.
01:02:55Oh, sorry.
01:02:57What you need is a fucking divorce.
01:02:59That's what you need.
01:03:01Oh, there they might have been right.
01:03:03But then what would be the point of all this couples therapy?
01:03:07I mean, we put in so much work and time trying to save this thing.
01:03:11My God, are you blind?
01:03:15The point of therapy is to figure out how you two can live happy and healthy lives.
01:03:21If that means getting a divorce,
01:03:23then that's how the chips fall, my friend.
01:03:27Come on, you know I'm right.
01:03:29What's happening right here, right now,
01:03:31is the best therapy you can get.
01:03:33Forcing you people to make damn decisions that matter.
01:03:39I don't want to get a divorce.
01:03:43Really?
01:03:45Then why do you gamble behind her back running up all this debt?
01:03:55I mean, you can't expect anyone to want to stick around if you do that to them.
01:04:01Oh, stop feeling bad for yourself, Kyle.
01:04:05You're just going to be a sad sack for the next hour and 47 minutes.
01:04:11Here, take a drink.
01:04:23What happened there?
01:04:25Oh, we were playing another one of those stupid games.
01:04:29What's that?
01:04:31The game they play in prison where they take a knife and start stabbing around the fingers real fast?
01:04:35No, it's called Midnight Man.
01:04:39What did you say?
01:04:41Midnight Man.
01:04:43Alright.
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:47I know about that shit.
01:04:51Your wife better hurry up and get back here real fast.
01:04:55Cause I'm not sticking around any longer than I have to.
01:04:59Oh my god!
01:05:01I fucking hate him!
01:05:03I will kill him myself if I have to.
01:05:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:07Ow!
01:05:09God damn it!
01:05:11Help!
01:05:13What the fuck was that?
01:05:15Jesus!
01:05:17Somebody get me out of here!
01:05:31Help!
01:05:32Please!
01:05:33Billy!
01:05:34What's going on?
01:05:35Oh, thank god you're alive!
01:05:37Yay!
01:05:38Get the fuck out of the trunk.
01:05:39Oh, I'm good.
01:05:40I don't need a hand.
01:05:41Thanks.
01:05:42Where are we going?
01:05:43Just too much to explain!
01:05:44Just fucking roll with it, Billy!
01:05:45Oh, god.
01:05:46You know what?
01:05:47By the way, thanks so much for selling me out to my husband.
01:05:49Fucking coward.
01:05:50Oh, I'm sorry.
01:05:51I'm not going to let him beat the shit out of me for $500.
01:06:06Being pretty is the only skill that I have, Jessica.
01:06:10I just don't really think I should go to the hospital.
01:06:14Shut up, Billy.
01:06:16Billy.
01:06:27Hey man, why do you keep looking out that window? What are you so scared of?
01:06:35Why are you asking?
01:06:38I mean, you don't seem like the scared type. And when I mentioned that thing about the midnight ma-
01:06:43Don't. Say. That. Name. Please.
01:07:05Your wife's got about an hour. And I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
01:07:13I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
01:07:19So man, where are you from?
01:07:26Come on, man. If we don't talk to each other a little bit here, this night's gonna go on and on. Where are you from?
01:07:34Compton.
01:07:36Why?
01:07:38Compton? Well, that's...
01:07:41That's something I mean, I don't know a lot about Compton, but it's a rough place, right?
01:07:46Yeah, Compton's a rough place.
01:07:49Bang bangers, uh, shoot you for nothing.
01:07:54Wow. And you, you pulled yourself out of those circumstances. That, that's great.
01:08:00Your family must be really proud, right? I mean, you became an accountant for a reputable business and everything?
01:08:07Yeah. Mom's real thrilled.
01:08:11Yeah, and she should be. I mean, I mean, you worked hard to get where you are, right?
01:08:17I mean, you don't wanna, you don't wanna just throw that away. I understand that. Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:23See, that's why I think that we should just walk away from this thing. I mean, is it really worth dying for this midnight... I mean, this late night guy?
01:08:35Come on.
01:08:36I'm just fucking with you, Kyle. I'm not one Compton. And you don't know shit about me.
01:08:48Oh. Does that mean you're not gay?
01:08:52Yes. I'm not gay. Or maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
01:09:00What about Dr. Holman?
01:09:02No, I've been a patient of hers for a while. Nice lady.
01:09:09Or maybe I just got a packet of research on your wife and you before I came up here, and I'm lying about that, too.
01:09:20Here's the thing, Kyle. Why in the world would I tell you anything about myself?
01:09:26We're not friends. We're not dating. You don't need to know a goddamn thing about me.
01:09:35I'm just here to do a job. And that's it.
01:09:40Now, do you understand what I'm telling you?
01:09:44I'm beginning to understand.
01:09:50Snakey, Snakey. Here, let me give you a little something for you.
01:09:53Wait a minute.
01:09:55God damn it.
01:09:59Here, put your head up here.
01:10:04Hey. Wipe your mouth.
01:10:29What the hell is that?
01:10:31Is somebody trying to steal my act?
01:10:34Is somebody trying to steal my act?
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:52He's not gonna leave.
01:11:04If I don't answer it, he's gonna come in after us.
01:11:10What, are you serious?
01:11:12Don't look like I'm joking.
01:11:13I'm joking.
01:11:19This is not gonna end well.
01:11:21So far, my day has been pretty fucked, so I wouldn't be surprised.
01:11:32See, man?
01:11:34It's probably just some kids fucking around.
01:11:37Right?
01:11:38Right?
01:11:40Hamilton?
01:11:45Oh, God!
01:11:46Oh, fuck!
01:11:47Fuck!
01:11:48Hamilton!
01:11:49Snap out of me, man!
01:11:51I'm not Hamilton!
01:11:52I'm gonna be gay, man!
01:11:54Fuck you, man.
01:11:55This isn't real!
01:11:56I'm not real!
01:11:57Have you ever seen this?
01:11:58Hello?
01:12:02Hello?
01:12:03Hello?
01:12:05Hello?
01:12:06Hello?
01:12:07Hello?
01:12:08Hello?
01:12:10Hello?
01:12:11Hello?
01:12:13Hello?
01:12:14Hello?
01:12:16Hello?
01:12:19Hello?
01:12:20Hello?
01:12:21Where are you?
01:12:22Oh, Jess!
01:12:24Oh my god, how did you get free?
01:12:26Where's Hamilton?
01:12:28What? Where's Hamilton?
01:12:30We gotta get the fuck out of here.
01:12:32Oh, hey, you're alive.
01:12:34Ta-da!
01:12:36What the fuck?
01:12:38It's the Midnight Man!
01:12:40No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:44No!
01:12:52No!
01:12:54No!
01:12:56No!
01:12:59Go back!
01:13:00You're running.
01:13:10I don't know.
01:13:40I don't know.
01:13:42I don't know.
01:13:52Kyle?
01:13:56Kyle?
01:14:02Kyle!
01:14:04Hamilton?
01:14:06What the hell happened?
01:14:10Long story.
01:14:12Kyle, is he back?
01:14:14I think so.
01:14:16Are you sure you're you?
01:14:18What do you mean, am I sure on me?
01:14:20What do I look like? It's me, it's me, it's me!
01:14:22Sounds about right.
01:14:24Are you the Midnight Man?
01:14:26The Midnight Man?
01:14:28The Midnight Man?
01:14:30Did he come?
01:14:32Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
01:14:36You brought that fool's dead body in here?
01:14:40What kind of sick shit is that?
01:14:42No, he's not dead.
01:14:44Good morning.
01:14:46Oh.
01:14:48So look, uh, my wife got the money she promised you.
01:14:52Alright, it's cash and it's jewelry, but it's all here.
01:14:56Well, that's great and all.
01:14:58But I still haven't heard.
01:15:00Why the fuck?
01:15:02I'm tied to this goddamn chair!
01:15:08Cause you were possessed and you tried to kill us.
01:15:10Is that reason enough?
01:15:14I was...
01:15:16The Midnight Man?
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:19And you tried to choke me to death.
01:15:21Look.
01:15:26Sorry.
01:15:31So look.
01:15:34If I untie you and I give you this bag,
01:15:38will you just go?
01:15:39And will we be square?
01:15:43Yeah, we'll be square.
01:15:44I mean, get me out of this goddamn chair, please.
01:15:47Okay.
01:15:48Okay.
01:15:57Be careful.
01:15:58Be careful.
01:15:59Okay, okay, okay.
01:16:00There you go.
01:16:17You're dead.
01:16:18You're dead.
01:16:19You said that if you take this, you have to leave Kyle.
01:16:32Right?
01:16:33Are you willing to do that?
01:16:34I mean, hey, I get it.
01:16:35What you said is probably right.
01:16:36We'd definitely be happier if we were divorced.
01:16:38I mean, she deserves somebody better than me.
01:16:39I get it.
01:16:40Hey.
01:16:41Hey.
01:16:42Deb's paid.
01:16:44Deb's paid.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47But Kyle.
01:16:49But Kyle, if you ever, ever.
01:16:50Have you ever had to leave you?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52I could have to leave.
01:16:53I could have to leave.
01:16:54What you said is probably right.
01:16:55We would definitely be happier if we were divorced.
01:16:59we were divorced. I mean, she deserves somebody better than me. I get it.
01:17:07Hey. Debts paid. But Kyle, if you ever, ever, ever in your life make a debt that you can't
01:17:21say, I will collect next time. Well, that's not going to happen. Take care of her. She's
01:17:34a good one. You don't have to tell me that. Hey, guys. Have a great life.
01:17:51So what did your parents say about all this? Nothing I want to repeat. Hey, look, I know
01:18:00that we just fought for our lives and everything, but what do you think? Maybe we could go upstairs
01:18:07and... I don't know. Fuck yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
01:18:12Home. You guys, you know, I was just... What the hell?
01:18:42Billy? Who's Billy? He didn't think he would have been
01:18:51that he's looked at you.
01:18:53Oh, my god. Jess! Jess, help me!
01:19:10Jess, help me!
01:19:33Holy shit!
01:19:40Oh...
01:19:42Hey!
01:19:44Ahh!
01:20:00Ow! What the fuck are you, you douchebag?
01:20:02Oh, thank god!
01:20:04Are you okay?
01:20:06I will be once we get the fuck out of here.
01:20:09Get out of here.
01:20:17Hey Billy, wake up.
01:20:22Billy, wake up.
01:20:24Oh, Jess.
01:20:26Do you need to ride back to the city or leaving?
01:20:28No, I'm good. I parked my car back at the motel, but thank you.
01:20:32Okay, well then we'll take you to the motel. Come on.
01:20:35Right behind you. Doing a good job, guys.
01:20:38Come on, Billy.
01:20:40Billy, let's go.
01:20:41You don't have to yell at me.
01:20:49Well, I never want to see this goddamn place again.
01:20:52Me neither.
01:20:53You did help us though.
01:20:55Oh, I did.
01:20:56Still.
01:20:57Agreed.
01:21:00And no more gambling.
01:21:02Done.
01:21:03And no more expensive purses.
01:21:05Jessica.
01:21:08There was no purse.
01:21:10I needed the money to pay Billy.
01:21:16Who?
01:21:17Nice to meet you.
01:21:20Meet?
01:21:21We already met you a couple times, don't you remember?
01:21:24No shit.
01:21:25You really don't remember?
01:21:27Whatever, man.
01:21:28Nice to meet you.
01:21:29By the way, watch out for that damn place.
01:21:32Watch out for what?
01:21:33Death.
01:21:34Bunch of folks.
01:21:35Get the big one in there.
01:21:36Really?
01:21:37How many?
01:21:38Uh...
01:21:39Well, there was a four.
01:21:40And then the other three.
01:21:41And then a couple.
01:21:42Oh, that's the five.
01:21:43And then three more.
01:21:44That's three.
01:21:45How many?
01:21:46Uh, eight, seven, seventeen.
01:21:47Eighteen.
01:21:48Around that neighborhood.
01:21:49Get the hell out of here.
01:21:51Eighteen people?
01:21:52They say it's cursed.
01:21:53They say if you stay there overnight, with bad intentions, it'll eat you alive.
01:21:58But hey, probably just all ghost stories anyway.
01:22:01Right.
01:22:02People don't believe anything.
01:22:03get the hell out of here 18 people they say it's cursed they say if you stay
01:22:10there overnight with bad intentions it'll eat you alive hey probably just
01:22:17all those stories anyway people will believe anything no rush guys but I'd
01:22:28really like to get back to the hotel we'll get going in a minute
01:22:33are you thinking what I'm thinking let's get the fuck out of here
01:23:03hey I just want to say thank you so much again for all of your help hey welcome
01:23:13it's just a little matter of like you know oh shit yeah sorry
01:23:19here you go thank you yeah and uh no hard feelings right big guy none whatsoever
01:23:27hey how the hell did you two meet anyway oh remember that improv class I took last
01:23:33summer oh I got it yeah yeah you were great oh my god thank you
01:23:38wait what the fuck oh so you two are staying together I just I wasn't sure that that was set
01:23:51in stone and we've had like a will they won't they vibe all weekend but I'm just really happy that that
01:23:55uh worked out for you two I should get going you know but uh hey do you think of any roles that I
01:24:02might be good for just go ahead recommend me my card is in your bag and thank you for the ride
01:24:10okay no okay see you never take care guys that's okay
01:24:16will they won't they vibe
01:24:18I don't know
01:24:18so uh what do you think maybe we should uh stop at your parents and drop that off right
01:24:42yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's now as good a time as any you just tell them it's a big joke
01:24:54yeah a joke
01:24:56we uh yeah just 50,000 bucks funny I'll just follow your lead on that one
01:25:02okay
01:25:03so what do you say maybe uh maybe after we do that we stop and uh get a bite to eat
01:25:10yeah oh yeah I could eat
01:25:12oh yeah any ideas
01:25:14uh leave it completely up to you
01:25:17oh how about some burgers
01:25:19burgers sound good
01:25:22under one condition
01:25:23what's that
01:25:25baby they have to come with pretzel bun
01:25:27yeah but only if you promise not to go on and on about them afterwards because I know you love to do that
01:25:34I do I do baby
01:25:35come here
01:25:36I do I do I ride again
01:25:59I don't know.
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