00:00Hello friends, it's me your favorite youtuber who's had food poisoning twice in the past week
00:05Back at it for another video. Can you help Rocco get home?
00:09There's only one way the maze can go and it's a dead end. No, he can't get home. Sorry Rocco
00:14You on your own you gonna be a lone car the rest of your life
00:17We got this bathroom two urinals right next to each other literally who thought this was a good idea
00:23I know a girl didn't do this a guy put these two together and then even put like a glass panel
00:30So the person next to you can't see you but the person right next to you who you're literally
00:35Bumping elbows with can see and smell and hear everything. What's the point of this?
00:41Maybe you can like practice for the Olympics like I
00:46Don't know I don't know what you guys are up to in the bathroom. Oh
00:49Oh
00:51No, so this slide doesn't have the bottom half. Where did it go?
00:56Did it ever have a part where you actually slide this ain't a slide this a fall
01:00I wonder if that poor little girl's mom planned this baby you see that slide
01:04Why don't you go to that one and then she'll go up and then go slide down and then mom record her just
01:09Falling on her face life lessons right there. Don't trust anybody before I even say anything
01:14Look at this smash like if you think that looks like soda or some kind of fancy drink, right?
01:19It's a floor cleaner literally a floor cleaner
01:22How you gonna put them in the grocery store like that so your kid grabs one on the way out like mommy?
01:27I want this it looks pretty
01:29It looks like a lemonade and orange juice in the same bottle, but little do they know is floor cleaner
01:36How y'all gonna confuse the people the world like this?
01:38Oh
01:40How could they do you like this the puzzle piece in a little too good at least if she ever loses her shoe again
01:47She could just sniff for it
01:49Which one I used took my shoe? Oh, yes found it. Okay, Snifferella
01:53We got the sign for a restaurant that says eat Jessica's family
01:58Whoa, not the cup pass. I don't even think they taste good
02:01So the restaurant is called Jessica's family restaurant, and then they have a big eat sign
02:06Is this an invitation or a challenge this kindergarten classroom has a toilet in the middle of the classroom?
02:12Is this even legal? There's no door if you want to go do your business the teacher and all the other students can keep an eye on you
02:20I mean there's three walls, but what about the fourth wall the one that you need?
02:24What if you were like I had to go to the bathroom and they don't want kids leaving the class and they're like, okay?
02:28You know what use the one in the back Pikachu mean face. I mean I know kindergartners are like small
02:34But what if you just had Taco Bell is the whole class gonna have the misfortune of smelling it?
02:39I can't learn my days of the week like this here
02:42We got a solar-powered parking meter in an underground garage
02:46Okay, that's just straight-up stupid well
02:48I mean if you figured that out then you don't have to pay for parking because if it's solar-powered and it's underground
02:53It's probably dead man. Whoever put this here straight up cool and the
02:57Wait what neighborhood design center? Oh my god these fools in yellow text it says
03:05Neighborhood and in white text it says design center. Okay, well they're creative. I can tell you that but not in a good way
03:11I would never pay for a design service from somebody who makes a sign like this. You can't even read the sign
03:17They tried to be edgy and failed miserably. Oh, there's gotta be no better way to write your phone number then scroll down
03:23Digit by digit whatever this is. I ain't signing up for it if I gotta put every single digit
03:30Why can't you make me spell it out? They really want to make sure to get you on their phone mailing list here
03:35We have the big kahuna Cerberus of slides
03:39There's not one not two but three ways you can go see in theory this sounds like a good idea
03:45But you have to keep your body like all straight and whatever you do no matter what do not separate your legs
03:51Especially if you're a guy. Oh, no, no, no, no
03:55There is like a 90% chance that you might take a big fat oof on that slide. Yeah, no
04:00I think I'll pass. Ew, what is this clock throw it away instead of having twelve three six nine
04:07It has one three four five wait. It's three o'clock
04:12What's in between three and four o'clock and then four and five o'clock and then there's four hours between five and nine and
04:18I'm storing that up. Okay, throw the whole thing away. I don't like this. Don't make sense
04:24Somebody drew a handicap sign that's obviously never seen a handicap sign like dang
04:29That's the dumbiest thickest handicapped man. I have ever seen poor grandpa
04:33Just wanted to throw his paper towels in the trash
04:36But they put the dryer right on top of the trash can so that when you throw the paper towels in the drying sensor is tingled
04:43And then it blows the paper towels everywhere. Why would you do that such a bad place to put them okay?
04:50This is the ugliest elevator. I've ever ever ever seen
04:54What's the point of this? Oh, this is giving me a panic attack. I was just looking at this
04:58Okay
04:58I want to know why some floors have a button and a sticker and some floors just have a button
05:03Maybe somebody thought it was ugly and started stealing all the stickers that say what floor you're going to it's like they're not
05:09Necessary the friggin button says the number of the floor. Why do you have to do it twice? You're trying to make me mad
05:16I will never come to your hotel one star on yelp. There's this tool called stop struggling with those stubborn plastic packages
05:24Oh
05:25Finally, I won't have to suffer with these anymore if I just buy this
05:30And then you realize that it comes in one of those stubborn plastic packaging
05:35Why why would you do this? You are literally going against everything you believe in
05:40This is like the final boss after you buy this device and you manage to get it out
05:45You will never have to struggle with one of these ever again, but only if you can open this one
05:50Whoever made this pillow has not looked at a compass in a hot minute
05:54I don't know left and right but even I know what a compass is supposed to look like
05:58Didn't you learn never eat shredded wheat and what universe is north up here and south down here?
06:05Like I get it if you get east and west mixed up, but like north here and south here
06:11What this is what happens when you drop out of school to make pillows let's put a fence here to block this staircase
06:17So that no one can enter and no one can leave without a key unless you just take two steps around
06:24What's the point why even put a fence there? You could just walk right around it
06:28Unless you're playing the floor is lava and the grass is actually lava. This ain't gonna work kids adults real
06:36Anti-abduction everyone. What does that spell karate?
06:40What they couldn't think of what the t stood for so they just put a kicking man
06:44He ain't even doing a t pose you could have put like training or something
06:48This is a horrible ad makes me never want to learn karate the poo professor
06:53Professor the poop professor your swimming pool software hold on swimming pool no matter how I look at it
07:00There's a guy squatting and it's called the poo professor, but that's supposed to be an L it's supposed to be the pool professor
07:06Okay
07:06You can't call yourself a professor when you can't even separate the L from the P they try to save space and make it the pool professor
07:13But ended up being the poo professor okay
07:15What the heck is a swimming pool software?
07:18Let me install some software so that my PC can learn how to swim and then throw it into the pool
07:23Why is my PC not swimming?
07:26We want to make our bathroom fancy, so we're gonna put mirrors on the ceiling. That's fancy right mirrors on the ceiling literally on top of the toilet
07:35So everybody who's standing outside of the toilet waiting can see what you're really doing in there when you take a long time
07:42I ain't using this bathroom. Nope. I can hold it till we get home or y'all ever lock the main door of a bathroom
07:49I think I did it once when I was a kid
07:51I was like I want this bathroom all to myself and it was like a multi stall bathroom, but I locked the main door
07:59It was at school nobody came in but I just felt so powerful in that moment over here
08:05We have the stairs and the wheelchair escape route. Whoa
08:09So if you want a wheelchair to get down these stairs, you got to do a 360 kickflip or something to successfully land
08:15It's got to be the staircase down like the Olympics office or something because this can only end one way badly
08:20So this is at the airport nobody absolutely
08:24Nobody is allowed in you know what we're gonna put a door and then a mini door just to make sure
08:29Nobody can go back in but when the freaking door opens the mini door opens because it's like oh the door is opening
08:37Even though there's nobody there then the mini door opens y'all put the doors too close to each other
08:42You know those cutouts where you could put your face through them. They had one of a panda
08:47But can you even tell us a panda? Okay, this was just not a good idea a panda got the eyes up here the nose down here
08:54But no, we just gonna make a cutout right here
08:55Congratulations, you're a panda's snout. How that bamboo smell just did not work. Okay. This is boat that says no safety
09:04Smoking first supposed to say no smoking safety first
09:07But like why y'all have to put on either side and then separate it with a big logo in the middle now
09:14It'll look like it's a no safety go take a picture right under that no safety on this boat allowed
09:19Yeah, this is actually gross one side is a plunger and one side is a cleaner
09:25You know Walmart probably thought this was a good idea until you think about like both of the sides
09:30They're gonna get like dumped into the toilet and then you just have a very small surface area that won't be dirty
09:37No, who am I kidding this whole thing is dirty?
09:39It's like a one-time use thing then throw it away after you know
09:42That's what Evan does every time he's used a plunger. He throws it away after he's like I'm cleaning this in this hotel
