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Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their | dG1fQ1FuVnF3S3UtcEE
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00:00New Line Cinema presents an awesome Rippin' Totally Stoked...
00:14Get on with it.
00:15New movie, Surf Ninjas.
00:17It's the story of these kids who get booted from their country by this evil dude.
00:24That was then.
00:27Now they're growing up in L.A.
00:29But I'll serve!
00:30And their life's one major vacation.
00:33Just gotta wax the old man-to-wave friction-reducing vehicle.
00:36Surfboard.
00:39But some gnarly ninjas give them a blast from their past.
00:43Those boys die tonight.
00:48So they gotta split with their one-eyed guru...
00:50Your Highnesses.
00:51Huh?
00:52And go back and save their country.
00:54Which is cool, cause they meet this mystery babe.
01:00You wanna go to the mall sometime?
01:02And like one dude...
01:03Gets these super powers.
01:07One can see the future in his Sega game.
01:12And one, well, one's a geek.
01:14There's dynamite here.
01:15We'll throw it at him.
01:18I got one!
01:19One too, dudes!
01:20And now, they gotta fight the righteous fight.
01:26And basically kicks off.
01:28You gotta see Ernie Reyes, Jr.
01:37Rob Schneider.
01:38I've got a ton, huh?
01:39He can get a job as a sushi chef, no problem.
01:41Wild Thing, Tone Loke.
01:43Brothers don't surf.
01:45And Leslie Nielsen.
01:48As Colonel Chee.
01:52In a film by Neil Israel.
01:55Surf Ninjas.
01:57I love the part when I was like...
02:01Sorry.

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