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  • 7/9/2025
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their | dG1fX0c5WXNvMGx2Z1U
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00:00New Line Cinema presents
00:11An awesome, ripping, totally stoked
00:14Get on with it
00:15New movie, Surf Ninjas
00:17It's the story of these kids
00:20Who get booted from their country
00:22By this evil dude
00:23That was then
00:25Now they're growing up in L.A.
00:29And their life's one major vacation
00:33Who's got a waxy old man to wave
00:35Friction reducing vehicle
00:36Surfboard
00:37But some gnarly ninjas
00:41Give them a blast from their past
00:43Those boys die tonight
00:45So they gotta split
00:49With their one-eyed guru
00:50And go back and save their country
00:54Which is cool
00:58Cause they meet this mystery babe
01:00You wanna go to the mall sometime?
01:02And like one dude
01:03Gets these super powers
01:07One can see the future in his Sega game
01:11And one, well, one's a geek
01:14There's dynamite here
01:15We'll throw it at him
01:16I got one
01:19One too, dudes
01:20And now
01:21They gotta fight the righteous fight
01:24And basically
01:27Kicks off
01:28You gotta see
01:32Ernie Reyes Jr
01:33Rob Schneider
01:38He can get a job as a sushi chef
01:40No problem
01:41Wild thing
01:42Tone Loke
01:43Brothers don't serve
01:44And Leslie Nielsen
01:46As Colonel G
01:50In a film by Neil Israel
01:54Surf Ninjas
01:56I love the part when I was like
01:58Sorry
02:00Sorry
02:01Sorry

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