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BF For Hire – Full Movie (2025)
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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, remodel boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone.
00:29You'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's got to stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's going to realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:29So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:41Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy?
01:53Yep.
01:54You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:37Actually, hold on.
02:38I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43Fun.
02:44Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
02:59Swoon worthy.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Local athlete.
03:02He has a five star rating.
03:03Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:04Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:05Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing you have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:08Oh.
03:09I'll take this.
03:10Let's see.
03:11Wait, what are you doing?
03:12Done.
03:13Done.
03:14You're meeting him today.
03:15Today?
03:16Yeah.
03:17Like, this today?
03:18This one.
03:19So, let's get dressed.
03:20Zoey!
03:21Yeah!
03:22Zoey!
03:23Yeah!
03:24Zoey!
03:25Come on!
03:26That is too soon!
03:27Damon!
03:28What are you doing?
03:29I'll take this.
03:30I'll take this.
03:31Let's see.
03:32Wait, what are you doing?
03:33Uh, done.
03:34You're meeting him today.
03:35Today?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Like, this today?
03:38This one.
03:39So, let's get dressed.
03:40Zoey!
03:41Yeah!
03:42Zoey!
03:43Come on!
03:44That is too soon!
03:47Damon!
03:48Hey.
03:49I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:56Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:59Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:02Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:10Yeah, you too.
04:17You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's a public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:49I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Hot shot 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08You can't get away that easy.
05:09Please, don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay, I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I...
05:24I just wanted to hire someone for a date.
05:26You know, make Jake jealous.
05:27Great, I'm in.
05:28No!
05:29Look, we can't do that.
05:30He's...
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's gonna believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not gonna do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You wanna make him jealous, and I wanna teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03You follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:06So, when exactly are we gonna do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's...
06:12That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's...
06:15That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:22Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34Uh, what was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:39Um...
06:40The...
06:41We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kinda lame?
06:48It's not lame.
06:49It's believable.
06:51Now, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:02Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:08Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:15Fine.
07:16Love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:35Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:57How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risks worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:18Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:20Nope.
08:21No more of that.
08:22Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:23What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:24You already look amazing with that.
08:25You can save the theatrics for now.
08:26We're not at the party yet.
08:27No, I'm serious.
08:28You look beautiful.
08:29You always do.
08:31I guess I'm just nervous.
08:32Don't worry.
08:33I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:34Promise.
08:35You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:36I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:37Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:38for now. We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious. You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:45Thank you. I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry. I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:59When you guys first started dating,
09:01I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:03I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:12I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but...
09:21I still pay attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coyle.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:47We're here.
09:48People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:13They're all scars.
10:21They're just over there.
10:23They're all are my people still ganzexies.
10:26I agree with them, saying my friends again.
10:28The family, they're all their great friends.
10:33And our family will be fascinating.
10:35I'm going to give this drinks.
10:53I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:48It's time to AF this party up.
11:57Did someone say never have ever?
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So wait, why don't you go first?
12:21Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:41Cute.
12:42Now let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:14Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:23Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:42And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night.
13:49And I thought we were...
13:50Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:02it all comes crashing out around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:09probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:14So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33Left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:36Of course.
14:36What?
14:38Just...
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:38Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:50I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:51I wasn't thinking...
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:00What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:07You could have your pick of any girl out there,
15:09so why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:27I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29All right?
15:30I want a real one.
15:37I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:42Well, maybe I realize that you're the risk worth taking.
15:45Come on.
16:07Slap shot 239.
16:11Pick me home.
16:11Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:18Yeah, just make sure these two dots match.
16:22They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay.
16:25I'm trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:31No date.
16:32But Thayman's really not coming?
16:34I bought him a ticket in case he changes mine, but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:43No way.
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:47And of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:52I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:58At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:03Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:12Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise.
17:14Shocker.
17:16Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:19I don't even remember.
17:20You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Daemon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:34Yes, Daemon.
17:36My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:43I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:49It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:02Jay-Zoey.
18:04Zoe.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:08Well, more Zoe for me.
18:10Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Daemon.
18:15Oh, it's Daemon.
18:16Or should I say Claremon.
18:19Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Claremon.
18:23But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay.
18:25Bye.
18:26Hey, beautiful.
18:29What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on.
18:50You're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully, I bet you can hear Jake.
18:59Yep, there's Jake bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:12I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:14Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't?
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:34And then, you know, for the rest of the school year because I would have to play in prom
19:38and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen and then...
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:45How could you not be?
19:48Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake.
19:52It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say.
19:54You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now,
19:58but I promise when you get out of high school, you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:02Wow, and you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature,
20:14maybe you should skip the dance together and get a cheese board and, you know,
20:18talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:23Oh, look.
20:25Someone my age is calling.
20:27I didn't mean...
20:28Claire...
20:28Bye.
20:36I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:39Claire.
20:41Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:45Whoa.
20:46Did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base
20:56and just, you know, make sure that things don't get awkward tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Oh, we're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset if win, we win?
21:12If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Oh, texting someone else?
21:18Be a shame if she were in, like, a secret relationship.
21:21That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did,
21:27but I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back, I would.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39Just, at least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:50I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:57Jinx!
21:57Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:04Whoa.
22:05Is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:09I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:14And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21You neither.
22:24I hope we win so we at least get one dance together.
22:29Well, how about either way we make it happen.
22:33One dance before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:42Fine.
22:47As long as you promise not to bust out your grandma moves.
22:50What?
22:50You mean...
22:52This one?
22:53Oh, God.
22:54My eyes!
22:55Stop it!
22:55My eyes!
23:01What?
23:01Like, you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see.
23:07By all means.
23:08Let's see.
23:08Oh, uh, sorry.
23:26Chelsea's calling me.
23:27I should get it.
23:29I'll see you later?
23:30Yeah, yeah.
23:32See ya.
23:32Hello?
23:50Hello?
23:52I'm just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:55Wow.
23:57You look incredible.
23:59Thanks.
24:00Are you...
24:01Are you going somewhere?
24:03Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
24:06Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:09I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming, and...
24:13I don't know.
24:14I really wanted you to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
24:16I...
24:17I should have known how important it was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:20God, how do you...
24:22How do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:27If you think I'm gonna let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:31Is this gonna match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:44My grandmother just...
24:45Wait, what?
24:47Nothing.
24:47Nothing.
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well, how about a little less chit-chat and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire, we've got a homecoming to get to.
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
25:00Okay.
25:00This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes.
25:22Yes.
25:23It is so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:27No.
25:29No, I mean, I'm...
25:29I'm not not watching hockey.
25:33Oh, come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow, and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:45Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the
25:55first half of the day, and then, you know, we got to party later.
25:59Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:03Um, Nico Guitar Flames is calling?
26:06Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot.
26:10I have a lesson.
26:12Now.
26:12Is this why you've gotten so into the guitar lane?
26:18Hey, my favorite student.
26:20And my favorite student's friend?
26:23We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes.
26:29I see you took my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:38Oh, lucky guy.
26:41Who was just leaving.
26:43Bye, demon.
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:46I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48No.
26:49I mean, no.
26:51No.
26:52She's right.
26:53Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared between two.
26:58Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:00Young love.
27:05Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love?
27:07Who said?
27:08I don't.
27:09We.
27:11I.
27:11We don't.
27:12Um.
27:14Have you ever been in love?
27:16Of course.
27:18Yeah.
27:19I've been in love a bunch of times.
27:22I mean, not a bunch of times.
27:24The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of pressure on when to say it, you know?
27:30There's just, there's a lot of stress.
27:32And then, you know, who should say it first?
27:34Or when you should say it?
27:35Or if they'll ever say it back?
27:39Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:56Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe.
28:00What's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:06That's awesome.
28:07I'm also good.
28:09You know, I've been away at training camp for a couple weeks.
28:11Coming home tomorrow.
28:13So, here's a funny little question for you.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico.
28:23Yeah.
28:23He's not even that good looking, like at all.
28:26Oh, no.
28:27He's a solid 9.5.
28:29And then him playing guitar takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's weird.
28:34You know, we, she's doubled her lessons while I've been away.
28:37And we're watching movies they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:48Zoe.
28:49Okay.
28:51I wouldn't feel great about it, but I'd be confident in my relationship.
28:56I would know that she really wants to be with me, and not him.
29:00I just don't get it.
29:01I mean, she's being so secretive about it.
29:03I haven't even heard her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon, I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:11Who am I going to talk to, Zoe?
29:12Guys, don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew somebody that dated Claire and knew her really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:19Is that weird?
29:20I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, though.
29:27Claire's lucky to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress.
29:30I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
29:33Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Thanks, though.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Boop, boop, boop.
29:45Boop.
29:47Boop.
29:49Hey, birthday boy.
29:50Not until tomorrow.
29:52Where's Jake?
29:53He's in the shower.
29:54He just got back from practice and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally going to wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does Perfect Claire have a perfect little date planned?
30:11Other than running off the guitar teacher?
30:14Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts dying with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah.
30:19I set them up.
30:20He's amazing.
30:22So, so talented.
30:23So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn.
30:31So, yeah, I don't know.
30:33I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great.
30:35So this is your fault.
30:36Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her, not listening per usual.
30:40That's not, that's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway, out of the kindness of my generous heart, I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have a few lessons with him.
30:53He teaches you so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand.
30:59What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:01What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music, art, culture, languages.
31:07You're not, like, afraid she's gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13But we have conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:18Oh, yeah, but what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon, hockey's like your one true love, and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire, and I don't want her running off with some guitar-playing, art-culture-looking snob, alright?
31:42Look, I'm not saying I'm an expert on all things Claire, but dating brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked,
31:50and she's actually kind of interesting.
31:56So, maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:01It's actually not terrible advice.
32:04Consider it my birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee, thanks a lot.
32:08So, what are you still doing here?
32:11Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:15Bye.
32:17So, what are you still doing here?
32:19Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:23Bye.
32:24Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
32:26Thanks, bye.
32:26Bye.
32:26Hey! I was just going to call you.
32:42You're all dressed up.
32:44Damon, I've been wanting to tell you how I feel, and this was going to be your birthday
32:51surprise, but I just, I didn't think I could wait.
33:10You're the cream in my coffee, you're the apple of my eye.
33:14You make me wanna laugh when I think I'm gonna cry.
33:18Like, you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
33:26I have to say, I...
33:30I love you.
33:33I love you, too.
33:36Moments dealer.
33:38I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:40I love you so much, Claire.
33:42And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier, but I talked to Zoe and...
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and she told me not to worry.
33:49And she told me that she always has your back, which I love.
33:52Huh.
33:53Love.
33:54And I talked to Chelsea.
33:56Ew, why didn't you talk to Chelsea?
33:57I don't know, she sucks.
33:59But she did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:02I wanna make more of an effort to share your interests, Claire.
34:05I wanna watch whatever you wanna watch and talk about musicals.
34:09Even the old ones, I don't care.
34:11Just, no subtitles.
34:13Deal?
34:14Deal.
34:15Okay.
34:16Babe?
34:17Yeah?
34:18Do you think I could finish my song?
34:21I worked really hard on it.
34:23Yes, please.
34:30Blue-eyed baby, as bright as the sky.
34:33Hit it in the clouds and then we found so high.
34:37We think you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
34:41I have to say, I love you.
34:56Did you change your pillowcases?
34:58No.
34:59Claire, do not leave them there.
35:00That looks like trash.
35:02Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really, but yeah.
35:07Did you get the champagne?
35:09Yes.
35:10Chocolates?
35:11Rose petals?
35:12Massage oils?
35:13Scented candles?
35:14All of that?
35:15Claire, I'm playing with you.
35:17I literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now.
35:20One, Damon's been in your room, and two, you're not a virgin.
35:23I'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers.
35:26True.
35:27That's awkward.
35:29Is there a term for that?
35:31Sleeping with brothers.
35:34Please do not ever Google that.
35:39Ever.
35:40You're not helping.
35:41So, look, this is a big night.
35:44After tonight, that's it.
35:46What do you mean this is it?
35:48Like, me and Damon, there's no going back.
35:51Going back to what?
35:52To Jake?
35:53Have you guys been talking or something?
35:56No.
35:57Not talking.
35:58Just...
35:59I don't know.
36:00We dated for so long, it feels like a betrayal, you know?
36:05And, plus, I know Chelsea broke up with him, so I know he's not in a good place.
36:10About time.
36:11She dragged that on long enough.
36:13What's that supposed to mean?
36:15Nothing, Claire.
36:16I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal.
36:19You're good.
36:20You think they'll talk about it?
36:22Oh my god, what if they compare notes?
36:24Oh god, that's so awkward.
36:25I think the only one that gets to do the comparing is you.
36:28Plus, Damon is going to be ten times better than Jake.
36:31Think about all that experience.
36:33Why would you say that?
36:35So, I didn't even think of it like that.
36:38He's been with so many girls.
36:41What if he thinks I don't know what I'm doing?
36:44God, he thinks a lot.
36:46It's just what I needed.
36:47That's literally not what I meant at all.
36:51Thanks, Damon.
36:53Wish me luck.
36:54Bye.
37:00Hey.
37:03You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good, I'll let it slide.
37:12You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good, I'll let it slide.
37:20Hey, so I got some news.
37:22Bad news?
37:23No.
37:24Just, uh, do you remember Natasha?
37:27Natasha, your super hot ex who ran away to live off the land in Japan?
37:33Ride her bicycle across Thailand, but yeah, great. So you remember. She's back.
37:39Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:41I know we're supposed to hang tonight.
37:43Do you mind if I rain check?
37:44Do I mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:50Hmm, let me think about that.
37:53I know it's a little bit weird.
37:54I know it's a little bit weird, but I promise. She just wants to stop by, show me some pictures, and she's leaving again in like a week.
37:59Wait, wait, she's coming over to your place? Why can't you just insta-stalk her like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:07Actually, uh, do not. She is the literal girl version of you.
38:12That's exactly why we didn't work. Trust me, it's strictly a friend hang.
38:16I don't know. I know who you guys were when you were together. You couldn't keep your hands off each other.
38:21Yeah, now I can't keep my hands off you.
38:23I'm being serious.
38:25We both have exes, Claire. Come on. Don't forget I had to watch you date my brother for two years.
38:30Don't forget I had to watch you date my brother for two years.
38:33Okay, I don't want to fight. I just, I really wanted to spend time with you tonight. I was hoping this could be our special-
38:41She's here. I gotta go.
38:42Love you.
38:43I know I said I wanted updates, but definitely did not mean in real time.
39:00Ha ha. Funny. You know what else is funny? Damon running off with his ex-girlfriend.
39:06Wow. Which one? Please don't say Natasha.
39:10Huh.
39:12Didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:15Thailand. In just for the year, sadly.
39:19Damon finally moving on must have triggered her spidey sense, and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night.
39:25Claire, she's an influencer, not a comic book villain.
39:28Same difference.
39:29Okay, Natasha's back, but that doesn't have to mean anything. Was Damon acting excited or weird?
39:35He showered.
39:36He showered.
39:37Okay. He's pretty. He does that. Anything else?
39:42I trust Damon. I don't trust her.
39:46Shit. She just posted a story. I can't look at it. She'll know.
39:51She has 80,000 followers. She's not gonna see your name.
39:55I can't look, Zoe. You look.
40:00What is it? Are they kissing? Are they back together?
40:04Okay, maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out.
40:07Why would you have me look at that?
40:17This is it. You're gonna get married, have two and a half kids, and have a yurt in Iceland.
40:24You know, I did hear that Reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime, actually.
40:28Again, with the not helping. This was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives. I'm allowed to be disappointed.
40:36But you're being insane. Damon loves you. He's not getting back together with Natasha.
40:41Did you see the photo? He is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me, not her.
40:47They're not snuggling. And to be fair, you didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
40:54You didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
41:00What's going on? Why are you taking my side on this?
41:03Nothing's wrong with me. I'm just saying that, like, whatever. I gotta go. Don't trip. I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:12Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
41:25Hi.
41:26You calling from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:29Nothing.
41:31Where are you? I thought you were hanging out with Natasha.
41:34Uh, yeah, I was, but, you know, there's only so many pictures of Thailand a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:39Nothing. What? Nothing.
41:41Nothing nothing? Or something nothing?
41:44You were right. That was a bad idea. It was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends.
41:49She hasn't changed at all. I mean, she invited me to go to Bali with her, and she tried to kiss me.
41:55Wait. You kissed?
41:58No. No, she tried. Look, I'm really sorry, Claire. I shouldn't have put myself in that position.
42:03Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way. Are you kidding? You're the only person I want to kiss. Like, ever.
42:09Why don't you say that to my face?
42:12Why don't you let me up? I'm outside.
42:15You're here?
42:17Wait, are you sure? I only have 700 followers.
42:20Please. You know she bought all those followers, right?
42:23What?
42:24100%. But do I see some black silk under there? I'm much more interested in that.
42:30Come on. Let me up.
42:31Keep going. Now, target zone for the tree punches. Right for the front of the face. Palms are down. Elbows are tight. There we go. Now, we're going to...
42:46Damon's texted me, I love you three times since this morning. Who knew he'd get some mushy after sex? That's awesome.
42:55And he took me out for breakfast. Did I say that already? Like four times. Oh, well, now I guess I said it five.
43:02Anyway, could you hear that Natasha pays for her followers? How embarrassing and sad is that?
43:09Two uppercuts. Let's go.
43:11Uppercuts. Target zone. Where is it? Underneath the chin. Elbows are tight to the body. Now.
43:16Wow. That's actually the first question you've asked me in months.
43:21Whoa. Are you mad at me?
43:23Not mad. I'm just... tired.
43:26Well, we can pause it. I mean...
43:28No, Claire. I'm tired of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating Damon.
43:34I don't know what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together, right? And then Damon came.
43:40And the only time you call me is to ask or talk about Damon, and now Damon's calling me to talk about you, and I am tired of it.
43:48We're supposed to be best friends, right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No. I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:54I am your best friend.
43:55No. I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:59Well, I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend, but I don't think it's fair to say that I've been a bad friend. I mean...
44:05Well, I think a good friend would notice that their best friend has been going through something huge the past few months.
44:12Oh my god. What? Zoe, are you okay?
44:15Yeah. I'm actually... great.
44:18I've been seeing someone, and it's getting pretty serious, but it's been exhausting not being able to just talk to you about it.
44:26You can talk to me about anything. This is so exciting. Who is it?
44:30It's not important.
44:32What do you mean it's not important?
44:34I want to know who stole my bestie's heart. Come on!
44:37She didn't steal anything. It just kind of... happened.
44:41I didn't think we'd get along so well, but... she's just perfect.
44:47Okay, so we've established it's a girl. I mean, that shrinks the pool a little, but you still haven't given me a good enough hint.
44:55Okay, maybe she's not perfect, and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking. I don't know. I don't know what we are. It's like, we're dating, but we haven't put a label on it yet. I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:12What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:15Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:18Hold on. You're dating Chelsea? Like ruined my life, Chelsea. Are you kidding me? We hate Chelsea!
45:25You know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated, right?
45:28Okay, but we don't care about Jake. We care about me, right? So you're the other woman now.
45:31That's not fair. Especially because she wasn't even that into him.
45:34I'm sorry, what? She weaseled into our two year relationship because she wasn't that into him?
45:37Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that? Aren't you sure you're dating Chelsea?
45:43You're dating Chelsea? Like ruined my life Chelsea? Are you kidding me? We hate Chelsea!
45:48You know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated, right?
45:50Okay, but we don't care about Jake. We care about me, right?
45:53So you're the other woman now.
45:54That's not fair. Especially because she wasn't even that into him.
45:59Why are you so wrapped up in that? Aren't you in heaven with Damon?
46:02Because I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last three months.
46:05Well, I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough to hear of your disastrous plan to date the she-devil herself.
46:11I would have talked you out of it.
46:13You don't even know her, Claire.
46:15Seems like I don't know either of you.
46:17And whose fault is that?
46:19Listen, I can tell you exactly what Damon had for breakfast.
46:23But as soon as I share an important detail of my love life for once,
46:26you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you.
46:30I'm over it.
46:41Well, that went well.
46:43Uh-oh. How bad?
46:45If a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin, then that was a 14.7.
46:52Gross.
46:53I'm sorry, babe. I know it couldn't happen easy.
46:56But at least Claire stopped talking long enough for you to tell her.
46:59That feels like a small win.
47:01I guess.
47:02I don't know. It's hard because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling her.
47:06Like, I didn't say that you were my girlfriend because you and Jake just broke up and I totally respect that.
47:12I think after last night, it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:23Chelsea, I really like you and I haven't been this happy with someone in a long time.
47:28I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds to be excited for me.
47:35Whatever.
47:37I don't need her.
47:39I have you.
47:40As much as I'd love to have Claire out of my life forever,
47:43you guys have way too much history to throw it away.
47:45But that dumpster fire I was talking about? Yeah, it's active.
47:49Babe, I'm serious.
47:51You guys have been friends forever and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
47:55Yeah, well, her 90 days have expired. They're done. I'm over it.
47:59I've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your mind, but for some reason with Claire, you just bottled it up and it's like, it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself.
48:16Well, she dominates every single conversation with me and Damon did this and me and Damon did that.
48:22So you're telling me you haven't had a single chance to tell her about us or about how you were feeling?
48:28Or you may be holding back because you knew how she'd respond?
48:31Maybe.
48:33Claire's the one who needs to apologize, but she's not the only one in the wrong.
48:39Why do you have to be so perfect?
48:44Bad habit.
48:48Alright, let me figure this out.
48:51Okay, call me back. Bye.
48:53Hey, what's going on?
48:57Chelsea? Did I open a cursed box? Was I a serial killer in a past life? What horrible karma am I due that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love?
49:07She hasn't dated me.
49:08I will literally murder.
49:10She hasn't dated me.
49:11I will literally murder.
49:13Sounds like you'll be a serial killer in this life too.
49:16Why aren't you more bothered by this? Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:19No, do you?
49:21No. Look, she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and I'm sick of it.
49:26I thought you guys were becoming buds. Didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:30Oh, yeah. Another way how she's ruined our lives. Why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:39What?
49:40Nothing. I just, I hope you weren't like this with Zoe. I think it's cool. Zoe's never really had a relationship stick, has she?
49:48So maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you could be something serious.
49:53Why'd she wait so long to tell me then?
49:55Maybe because she knew you were going to act like you did?
49:58Okay, so you think I'm the jerk?
50:01No, no. I just, I think it's, maybe it's your turn to be the best friend.
50:06Yeah, the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me.
50:09Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone. She's the chillest person I know.
50:13I'm sorry to say it, babe. You know I'm on your side, but if she's this upset...
50:18I was wrong.
50:20You're still very cute though. And I bet you're even cuter when you apologize.
50:25Not that I've ever seen it, but I'm sure we'll get there one day.
50:29Don't hold your breath.
50:32Okay. I am going to give her the best, best friend apology she's ever had.
50:39You got this. I'm proud of you.
50:42And thanks for loving me, even though I'm a teeny tiny bit difficult.
50:48Of course. You got this.
50:55Pick up. Please pick up.
50:59Never have I ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world.
51:03I was gonna say been so selfish to someone who's always been there for me, but yours works too.
51:10I messed up.
51:12You messed up big time.
51:14I know. I freaked. I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's name.
51:19But that doesn't matter. Because this isn't about me.
51:25Well, you're gonna be hearing it a lot more.
51:28Seriously, Claire. I've never felt this way about anybody before.
51:33I think she might be my person.
51:38If you're happy.
51:40I'm happy. Truly.
51:43Look, I love you, so...
51:45You're my best friend.
51:47And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:50You're my best friend.
51:52And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:56You know there's an app for that.
51:57Best friend for hire?
51:59Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't seem to have anybody as good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:09I'm sorry too.
52:11I should've told you way sooner.
52:13It's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak out, which you did.
52:17And I know Chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with, but...
52:21If you guys just gave each other a chance, I'm sure you would get along.
52:26Wait...
52:28Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:32But if you like her, I guess she can't be all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the deets.
52:41You have dirt to catch me up on.
52:42Well, let's just say last night wasn't just...
52:45Your special night?
52:47I'll see you later.
52:48So...
52:50See you later.
52:51Before you go, I can complain...
52:52See you later!
52:53If you want to request a few seconds, go ahead and count yourself after waiting!
52:54See you later.
52:55See ya.
52:56See you later.
52:57See you later.
52:58See you later.
52:59Nah, hello, I have a亲 사진.
53:00See you later.
53:01See you later.
53:02marinate this guy...
53:03Then going to waste the deal,
53:04see you later...
53:06When you might go on there...
53:07In your sense of traditional crossing.
53:08What?
53:08You're always promising...
53:09Isn't to the...
53:10a liar he's best tolong?
53:12Not to be here.
53:13I'm not gonna go wrong quand I'm going...
53:14...
53:15This guy's where I'm talking to.
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