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Uma comédia romântica sobre dois amigos gays que percebem que talvez, possivelmente, quem sabe, estejam se apaixonando.

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00:00Oi, pessoal, é o Bobbie Lieber, e bem-vindo ao seu favorito podcast,
00:05onde eu falo sobre o que eu me sinto que eu falo sobre.
00:08Então, esses grandes produtos produtos me disseram para mim e disseram,
00:11nós queremos que você escreva um rom-com sobre uma gaysa gay.
00:15Uma coisa que um homem direto pode até assistir com sua garrafa.
00:18Gay guys são minha jam.
00:20Awesome!
00:21Uma coisa que um homem direto pode ser em um grande de uma espécie de chasse,
00:25e aí de repente vai em lovear com Ice Cube?
00:27Am I going to get butt-fucked by Jason Momoa while we're both worrying about a volcano?
00:32They said, we just want a movie that shows the world that gay relationships and straight relationships are the same.
00:37Love is love is love.
00:39I said, love is love is love?
00:41No, it's not.
00:42That is bullshit.
00:45Our friendships are different.
00:47I have to go to a party and you're too old to be in the pool.
00:50Please leave.
00:51Our sex lives are different.
00:52Ass pic?
00:53Don't have ass pic.
00:54Must-see pic of ass.
00:57Took this just for you, bro.
01:00Did he block me?
01:01Our relationships are different.
01:03This is Bisexual Awareness Week and no one has acknowledged it.
01:08Lesbian History Month was in March.
01:11Nobody said a goddamn thing.
01:12Of course.
01:13Lesbians get a month and we get a week.
01:15I don't want any Hollywood bullshit.
01:17No scenes where two guys are about to hook up
01:19and all of a sudden the camera conveniently pulls away.
01:23Oh.
01:24Hey, I'm going to go.
01:25It was nice meeting you.
01:26Yeah, you too.
01:26It was lovely.
01:31I don't care.
01:34My whole life, I prided myself on being self-reliant.
01:39What is going on with you?
01:40This motherfucker has gone into my head.
01:45What are you into?
01:46One of these fucking ripped idiots with no opinions?
01:48No, I like someone who's physically very frail
01:50and won't stop talking.
01:56Maybe you're both bottoms and that's the problem.
01:58Bottoms down!
01:59Ooh!
01:59Bottoms down!
02:00Yeah!
02:01Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04Gay sex was more fun when straight people were uncomfortable with it.
02:07No!
02:08Anyway, it doesn't matter.
02:12I'm not the right person to write a rom-com anyway.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:16Do you guys remember straight people?
02:18Yeah.
02:18They had a nice run.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23Oh, my God.
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02:24Oh, my God.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25Oh, my God.
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02:27Oh, my God.
02:28Oh, my God.
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02:30Oh, my God.
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02:33Oh, my God.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35Oh, my God.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.

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