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Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:15Party's over.
04:16Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:19Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:21Party's over.
04:22Party's over.
04:23Party's over.
04:24Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:26Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:28Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:32Party's over.
04:33Party's over.
04:34Party's over.
04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:37Party's over.
04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56Be back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:33You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:04Two more.
06:05Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress.
06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:20Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet and she, um, and she wants to show her son that, look, she's a famous billionaire.
06:24Love is real.
06:25Totally normal request.
06:26Look, man, I just need something.
06:27Look, man, I just need something.
06:28I'm gonna be an actor.
06:29Never good.
06:30You ready?
06:31You ready?
06:32As ready as I could be.
06:33I'm gonna be an actor.
06:34You what?
06:35Look, some waitress, someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:51Look, man, I just need something.
06:53Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:56I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Okay, crazy things have happened.
07:09I got your back, boss.
07:11Thanks, Dino.
07:12And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27What's this?
07:29Oh, no.
07:31What's due?
07:32It's not good.
07:33Urgent child support.
07:34Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48Will not be paying that.
07:50I don't know.
07:51Oh.
07:52Fuck.
07:53Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:54Damn it.
07:55Fucking hell.
07:56Hello.
07:57Delilah.
07:58You look quite nice tonight.
08:01I don't know.
08:02I don't know.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:05I don't know.
08:06Oh.
08:07Fuck.
08:08No, no, no, no, no.
08:11Damn it.
08:13Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:19You look quite nice tonight.
08:28Why, thank you, George.
08:31You look quite nice as well.
08:39Why, thank you, George.
08:40You look quite nice, too.
08:43Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:52I'm fine.
08:58This is gonna be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji.
09:08Come on.
09:09You can do it, Benji.
09:10Come on.
09:13Come on, Benji.
09:14Hit the ball for once.
09:17Let's go, Benji.
09:18You're doing great.
09:21Hey, Tony.
09:23Hey, Delilah.
09:25Looking good as always.
09:27You.
09:28Looking good as always?
09:29Somebody likes you.
09:30Shut up.
09:31All right, Benji.
09:32He does.
09:33Nice with that dribble.
09:34Nice.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36That's him.
09:38That's who?
09:39Uh...
09:40The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:42Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:44He's coming over.
09:45What are you talking about?
09:46Hey, George.
09:47Hey, Delilah.
09:48Oh, for Christ's sake.
09:49Man up, boy.
09:50Don't say that.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52Can I go?
09:53I'm so bored.
09:54For fuck's sake.
09:55Thank God.
09:56I have a mini-pedi.
09:57Come on.
09:58Let's go.
09:59Come on.
10:00Come on.
10:01Come on.
10:02Come on.
10:03Come on.
10:04Come on.
10:05Come on.
10:06Come on.
10:07Come on.
10:08Come on.
10:09Come on.
10:10Come on.
10:11Come on.
10:12Come on.
10:13Come on.
10:14Come on.
10:15You don't want to say hi to him?
10:16No.
10:17It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:18Who the fuck are you?
10:19I'm George.
10:20I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:21Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:22Yes.
10:23Yeah.
10:24We are dating.
10:25What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:27Pizza boys?
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:33No.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37No.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:48He's a victim.
10:49And yeah, he's an actor.
10:50Oh, he's an actor.
10:51Oh, he's an actor.
10:52That makes it even better.
10:53Wow.
10:54You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:55Just when I thought you couldn't get a dumber.
10:57You proved me wrong.
10:58What's that, bud?
10:59Nothing.
11:00We've gotta get out of here.
11:01Wish you two the best.
11:06Hey, asshole.
11:07Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Poopy.
11:11I'll handle it.
11:12focus on making the ka-ching.
11:16I think I just
11:17wanted it in my mouth.
11:19Alright, I think I'm gonna get going, but
11:21I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:31Girl,
11:32you better tell me everything
11:34now.
11:42No, no, no, no, you're not
11:45supposed to do that. I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts. I still think
11:49this is a hare-brained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time
11:53in my life where I can be
11:55a normal person. Nobody after my money
11:57or my status or what I can do
11:59for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say,
12:07it's nice to see you smile again.
12:10Hmm.
12:12Yeah.
12:14It's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner
12:19on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest
12:29men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:42Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
12:59Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited
13:02about our date.
13:03I am looking forward
13:05to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:09Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:21Ah.
13:23Bad plumbing
13:24is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look
13:28quite nice
13:30tonight.
13:30Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look
13:35quite nice
13:36as well.
13:37Why are you guys
13:38acting so weird?
13:39Hi.
13:40I'm Roland,
13:41the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time
13:43for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was
13:49so strange.
13:51I know.
13:58Well,
13:58that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah,
14:02no Academy Award
14:03for us.
14:04Maybe we should
14:05practice.
14:06That sounds good,
14:07yeah.
14:10Uh,
14:11so what are you
14:13going to do
14:13for the next couple
14:14hours while we're
14:14on our
14:15supposed date?
14:19Yeah,
14:20probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's
14:22a nice Italian
14:23restaurant around
14:23the corner.
14:24Yeah,
14:24it's pretty good.
14:25What are you
14:26going to do?
14:27Uh,
14:27same.
14:28Probably
14:28grab a bite
14:29to eat,
14:30maybe hit a
14:31bookstore.
14:33Well,
14:33that's just silly.
14:34I mean,
14:34why don't we
14:36go together?
14:38Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:42So tell me,
14:51why wedding
14:52dresses?
14:53Well,
14:54ever since I
14:55was a little
14:55girl,
14:56I always wanted
14:56to wear the
14:57dress,
14:58be the bride,
15:00have my
15:01happy ending.
15:03And then
15:04I eloped
15:06with Andy
15:07and he
15:09had an
15:10affair.
15:12Then we
15:13got a
15:13divorce.
15:14And now,
15:15of course,
15:15he hasn't
15:16paid a dime
15:16of child
15:17support.
15:17My roof
15:18is leaking,
15:19my car
15:20is useless,
15:21and I
15:23work in
15:24a diner.
15:26So,
15:27best laid
15:29plans,
15:29I guess.
15:31You know,
15:31you should
15:32call my
15:33attorney friend.
15:34He's helped
15:35me with
15:35some things
15:35in the past.
15:36I think he
15:37can help
15:37you with
15:37this child
15:38support issue.
15:40I want to
15:40tell him
15:41that you're
15:41a friend
15:41of mine.
15:43Yeah,
15:43of course.
15:44I will.
15:49Should probably
15:50get back
15:50from our
15:51date
15:52soon.
15:54Split the
15:54bill?
15:56Yeah,
15:56sure.
15:57Split the
15:58bill.
16:00Check,
16:01please.
16:04Hey,
16:10Bernard,
16:11this is
16:11Justin.
16:12You're
16:13going to
16:13be getting
16:13a call
16:13from a
16:14woman named
16:15Delilah
16:15James.
16:16Long story
16:17short,
16:18her ex is a
16:19piece of
16:19shit,
16:19he won't
16:19pay child
16:20support,
16:21and he
16:21works at
16:21LeStyle,
16:22but I
16:23can't fire
16:23him,
16:24unless he
16:24might sue,
16:25or he
16:26might figure
16:26out who
16:27I am.
16:27So,
16:27the least
16:28I can
16:28do is
16:28try to
16:29help get
16:30some money
16:30back from
16:30this douchebag
16:31from her.
16:31And she
16:32can't
16:32know who
16:32I am.
16:33She
16:33thinks my
16:33name is
16:33George.
16:34Thanks,
16:35ma'am.
16:39Hey,
16:40Dino.
16:41Yes,
16:41boss?
16:42Let's
16:42buy
16:43Delilah's
16:44building.
16:45Let's
16:45fix the
16:46roof on
16:46it.
16:47Sure
16:47thing.
16:48Oh,
16:48and while
16:48you're
16:48at it,
16:49if you
16:49can buy
16:49her a
16:49car.
16:50Nothing
16:50too fancy,
16:51though.
16:51She's
16:51not that
16:52type of
16:52girl.
16:53And keep
16:54everything
16:54anonymous.
16:55You
16:55got it.
16:56Thank
16:56you.
17:01What's
17:04going
17:04on?
17:04Someone
17:05about
17:05the
17:05building.
17:06They're
17:06putting
17:06on a new
17:06roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's
17:10amazing,
17:10right?
17:31Come this
17:32big
17:33way.
17:34A
17:36right?
17:38We
17:41just
17:43we
17:45got it.
17:50Basically
17:51we
17:53have
17:58part
18:00National Grid, water.
18:30dealing with that one oh urgent oh you are hereby ordered to appear before the
18:50Department of Child Services delinquency of child support
19:00anyway we need to talk
19:27I need you to follow Delilah James
19:32that's her address find me some dirt I need to blackmail her into dropping the
19:38child support nonsense she's ruining my perfect life okay ma'am you got it yeah
19:44and don't mess it up
19:51I had a good time yeah it was fun we should um we should do it again sometime I think we
20:03sounded really good but we should practice some more just in case sure
20:09that'd be great well good night good night
20:15good night
20:22you
20:29you
20:31you
20:32you
20:33Delilah look what they delivered for you wait what who a big truck came today and
20:39dropped it off but when I asked they give me this to give to you it says that you won the
20:45best neighbors sweepstakes I didn't enter any sweepstakes did you enter some kind of contest
20:54not any of
20:55not any that I know of
20:57oh don't look at me look it's got your name on it
21:01oh my god it really does say that car belongs to me
21:07they gave me this to you as well
21:09I guess my luck is finally changing
21:14what's 10 minus 4?
21:24you know the answer to that
21:26dang
21:28ah shoot
21:32I left my phone in my bedroom George can you get it for me?
21:36well I'm just gonna call
21:38yeah sure no problem
21:40thanks
22:06mission accomplished he's asleep
22:13what?
22:15nothing I just um I think that we should practice
22:21let's do the mirror exercise
22:25sure
22:27Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:31Sure.
22:48I think that we should practice kissing.
22:52I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:22This one with everything is bacch bees.
23:31Some of our possibilities,
23:36if we are subject to kissing,
23:38we can use our own clothes and we areo-g Notre Dame.
24:11Oh, my God, George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, yeah.
24:34No, no, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:41Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug me.
25:33No.
25:33That, who it?
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:52Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is he saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Reb, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:36And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:47Okay, Booby, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:55And, uh, there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm, I'm actually with him now, so.
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Oh!
29:25Oh!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:36Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, Harry, stop.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on.
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:18Dino.
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:34I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait.
30:39You two know each other?
30:42Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:48But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:56Uh, yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:22What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:31Maybe...
31:32What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:34I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52But the plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:55Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm going to go.
32:36Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:34It's got a good one.
34:04There's nothing in here.
34:11There's nothing in here.
34:20Oh, jeez.
34:21Oh, jeez.
34:24Tell me, what you got?
34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere's.
35:01What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I got to have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing.
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own.
35:14You should have saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopy.
35:44What?
35:45Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopy.
35:56Wow, incredible.
36:00Then, I'll bring up your new party.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:08Oh...
36:09I know what's wrong.
36:10I know.
36:11I know what's wrong.
36:13There's a little bit.
36:14I can't believe.
36:15I know.
36:16I know.
36:18I know.
36:19I know a lot better.
36:21I know...
36:23Three.
36:23No, no, no, no, no.
36:24I know nothing.
36:25I know a lot better.
36:26I know.
36:27Boopie. Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:44Boopie.
36:49Boopie.
36:53Boopie.
36:57Oh, wait.
37:14George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you. Call me.
37:57Fine. Barone, seven o'clock. This better be important.
38:20Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:30Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:41Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:50Consider it done.
38:57So what is this about?
39:00Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:11There is no us.
39:14But there is. There could be.
39:19When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:27We're the perfect family.
39:29You've got to be kidding me.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon, Boopy!
39:44This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut!
39:53Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:03Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:21Take that, you slut!
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:27You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:45It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:55Hey.
40:58Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:08I've been thinking about us.
41:12About our conversation the other week.
41:15And what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong.
41:24And I made a mistake.
41:26And I was confused.
41:27I was confused.
41:29What do you mean you were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy.
41:35What?
41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:42Ah.
41:44So you did have dinner with him.
41:45And you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:49Oh my God.
41:50Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:01And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:11But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:15You're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25God.
42:27Oh!
42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
42:33Jesus Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:48Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:01Um...
43:04Did you have a fight?
43:06Well...
43:08Did you break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they...
43:20They have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:33I really am.
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:49I'm sorry, George.
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:01Um...
44:03Are you here alone?
44:04Yeah, it's Nagar.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell Mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I mean, you want to talk about Mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom has been super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
44:33Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:48And you love her, too.
44:49But there's some...
44:50So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
44:59Deal.
45:02Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What? How...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show,
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20Not you.
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:26And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh, my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
45:56Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:17Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:24we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture
46:30will finally reveal its company's owner, founder,
46:34and primary designer.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh, my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together
46:45for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:05Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:22A surprise.
47:26Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:31You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh, my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:45I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
47:59Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:02So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:29This is my greatest pleasure.
48:30This is my greatest pleasure.
48:35Disgusting.
48:46Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
48:51And it is very important.
48:52Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
49:04And it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Can you hear me?
49:13Oh.
49:14You ready?
49:15No.
49:16Oh.
49:17Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:41Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:55Yes.
49:56What?
49:57Yes.
49:58You will?
49:59I will.
50:00You will.
50:01You will.
50:02I will.
50:03The clothing was disgusting.
50:19Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:24Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie!
50:29Boobie, make it stop!
50:30No, no, no!
50:31Boobie!
50:32Make it stop!
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:43Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth,
50:54and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:02how do you think?
51:05Where do you think of what?
51:06Yeah?
51:07What do you think of yourself when we talk about her?
51:08Am I wrong?
51:09Yeah.
51:10I want to talk to myself.
51:11That was a big part.
51:12I've just had a little bit of the idea.
51:13I thought I was supposed to be missing.
51:14I would love to ask you for myself.
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