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Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:15Party's over.
04:16Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:19Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:21Party's over.
04:22Party's over.
04:23Party's over.
04:24Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
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04:28Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
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04:33Party's over.
04:34Party's over.
04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:37Party's over.
04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56Be back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:33You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:04Two more.
06:05Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress.
06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:21Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look man, she's super sweet.
06:26And she, um, and she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:27Totally normal request.
06:28Look, man, I just need something.
06:29Something different.
06:30And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:32Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:35How is it?
06:47How am I?
06:48How am I?
06:53How am I?
06:54How am I?
06:55How am I?
07:00so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend
07:06yeah okay crazy things have happened i got your back boss
07:12thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:19oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:26what's this oh no let's do it's not good
07:36urgent child support
07:45last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:56i don't know
08:06ah fuck oh no no no no
08:14fucking no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:26why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:38why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink
08:47no thank you i'm fine
08:58this is gonna be great
08:59you can do it benji come on
09:10come on benji hit the ball for once let's go benji you're doing great hey tony
09:21hey delilah looking good as always you looking good as always somebody likes you
09:29shut up all right benji he does nice with that dribble nice
09:34oh my god that's him
09:42that's who uh the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking
09:55about what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about hey george hey doilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy don't say that oh my god can he go i'm so bored
10:14oh for fuck's sake thank god i have a mani paddy come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi to him
10:21no it's a little harsh to say to your kid who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:29delilah's new boyfriend
10:36yes
10:37yeah we are dating
10:40what do they run out of pizza boys hon
10:43he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah just when
10:50i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that bud
10:53nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
11:03hey asshole where's the child support
11:09don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:17i think i just wanted in my mouth all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you
11:21tomorrow for the date right yes yes yes our date see tomorrow
11:31girl you better tell me everything now
11:44no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:48i still think this is a harebrained idea
11:52dino this is the first time in my life where i can be a normal person nobody after my money
11:58or my status or what i can do for them
12:01delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me to play a role
12:06i do have to say it's nice to see you smile again
12:09yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice out to dinner on me
12:21hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody will know who i am
12:27that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't taking any
12:31chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:51hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:54well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
13:05our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:11oh my
13:23bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a lousy landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:32why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi i'm roland
13:41the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:49that was so strange i know
13:57well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us
14:04maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
14:07uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:19yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner
14:24yeah it's pretty good what are you gonna do
14:26uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore
14:33well that's just silly i mean why don't we go together
14:38sure sounds good
14:40okay
14:50so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the dress
14:57mm-hmm be the bride yeah have my happy ending and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
15:10and we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is leaking
15:18um my car is useless and i work in a diner
15:24so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's helped me with some
15:35things in the past i think he can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that you're
15:41a friend of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:44uh should probably get back from our date soon let's split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
16:00check please
16:01hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james
16:16long story short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works at la style but i
16:23can't fire him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is try to
16:28help get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name
16:33is george thanks man hey dino yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it sure
16:47thing oh while you're at it if you can buy her a car nothing too fancy though she's not that type of
16:52girl and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you what's going on someone about the building
17:06they're putting on a new roof what come on oh my god that's amazing right
17:22so
17:26so
17:28so
17:30so
18:40Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:42Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:47I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:16What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Wallen's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:46Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:24Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:34I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:03Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Bye.
23:20Bye.
23:23Bye.
23:30Bye.
23:30Bye.
24:00Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:21Oh, okay. Yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:30Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no. Go. Go. Go.
24:43Come on. Finish up. We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag. Come on.
24:50Okay.
24:56Hurry. Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip. Zilch. Nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug me.
25:32Ow.
25:33Ow. That hoot.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:41Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow. Damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow.
26:12All right. All right.
26:13I'll handle it. I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:24Bye.
26:37There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:05Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27I can't do it.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey.
27:33Look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you.
27:56Whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:58Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:36Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, Harry, he does.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on.
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:32Dino!
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:42Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um...
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:29I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:36I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:38Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:43Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52But the plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:07What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:37What?
32:38I...
32:38What?
32:49Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man.
32:54Women...
32:55Are nothing but trouble
32:57You know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually is not even what they wanted
33:04And women are trouble. That's that's the bottom line. That's what I'm trying to say here. I'm sorry, man
33:10No, it's fine. Dino you should go home
33:14Straight to your wife because you got a good one. Yes, sir. You should cherish her
33:20Yes, sir. Yeah
33:25It's got a good one
33:55There's nothing in here
33:58There's nothing in here
34:11I'm sorry
34:21I'm sorry
34:23I'm sorry
34:24Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere's.
35:01What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I got to have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing.
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own.
35:14You should have saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:17Hey, sexy.
35:24Hey.
35:25What is it?
35:26What's wrong?
35:27Okay.
35:28I have to show you something.
35:32You can't laugh, okay?
35:34What?
35:35Of course.
35:36Anything for you, boobie.
35:40Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:47So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Yeah, it will.
35:52Thank you, boobie.
35:53Wow.
35:54Incredible.
35:55Wow.
35:56Incredible.
36:25Boobie.
36:26Mama's in the mood.
36:27Boobie.
36:28Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:32Boobie.
36:33Boobie.
36:34Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:39Boobie.
36:42Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:48Boobie.
36:53Boobie.
37:00George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:28George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:53Call me.
37:58Fine.
38:13Barone, seven o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:21Listen, I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:30Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:34See you then.
38:36Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:45Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange.
38:48I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:50Consider it done.
38:52So what is this about?
39:00Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:04I've been thinking about us.
39:09Us.
39:10There is no us.
39:14But there is.
39:15There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:28We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:40How dare you?
39:43Sharon.
39:44Boopy.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:53Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon.
40:01She begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:12Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Poopy.
40:38Don't even start.
40:39What the hell is this?
40:40You're embarrassing me.
40:41It's disgusting.
40:42Let's go.
40:43Let's go.
40:44Come on.
40:45Hey.
40:46Hey.
40:47Thank you for meeting with me.
40:48I'm happy to see you.
41:03Yeah.
41:04What do you want, Delilah?
41:05I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:18Look.
41:19Look.
41:20I was wrong.
41:21I...
41:22What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
41:26And I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night with Andy?
41:34What?
41:35I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:39How do you know about that?
41:41Ah.
41:42So you did have dinner with him and you held hands.
41:46How romantic.
41:47Oh my God.
41:48Did you have me followed?
41:50You're not even denying it.
41:52Oh.
41:53God.
41:54I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:11But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:16You're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:27Oh!
42:28I hope I never have to see you again.
42:35Christ.
42:37Mom?
42:38Yeah, hon.
42:39Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:58You heard me.
42:59Where's George?
43:00Um...
43:01Did he have a fight?
43:02Well...
43:03Did he break up?
43:04Did he have a fight?
43:05Well...
43:06Did he break up?
43:07Well...
43:08Did he break up?
43:09Sometimes grown-ups...
43:10They...
43:11They...
43:12They have to make decisions.
43:14Well...
43:15It's okay.
43:16You broke up.
43:17Don't worry about it.
43:18I'm used to it.
43:19I'm sorry, Benji.
43:20I'm sorry, Benji.
43:22I really am.
43:23What was in your car, George?
43:24What was in your car, George?
43:53I'm sorry, Benji.
43:54Thank you for meeting with me.
43:58Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:01Um...
44:02Are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, I snuck out.
44:04Mom's a rocker.
44:05Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:08Don't tell Mom.
44:10Okay.
44:11I want to talk about Mom.
44:14Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Mom has been super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look...
44:35Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:46But...
44:47And you love her, too.
44:48But there's some...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:51and please get back together.
44:53Deal.
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05How...
45:06A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show,
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:13What?
45:14Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
45:19How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:23And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:26And guess who's gonna be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh, my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
46:13Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:15There they are.
46:17Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
46:24we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:34founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:38We're fucked.
46:40Oh, my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen,
46:44please put your hands together
46:46for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:09Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Not a secret, Milo.
47:17A surprise.
47:18Yeah.
47:19She lost Henry.
47:20Kill Benji.
47:21Wow.
47:22I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:23You know they say that the truth will set you free?
47:25Oh, my God.
47:26Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:33And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:39The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:54Holy fuck.
47:56Damn it.
47:57This isn't fair.
47:58So, on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:11Oh my God.
48:12Oh my God.
48:15Disgusting.
48:45Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:09Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:15Ready? Go.
49:34Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:45Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:04Okay.
51:05I will.
51:06Ninety.
51:07One day.
51:09One day.
51:15Seven day.
51:17Two day.
51:28One day.
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