- 7/9/2025
arma comes into play when a wealthy wisecracking landlord is ordered by a court to live in the filthy building that he runs
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00:00:00I'll see you then.
00:00:30Life could be a dream.
00:00:35Life could be a dream.
00:00:37Do-do-do-do-shaboom.
00:00:41Life could be a dream.
00:00:43If I could take you up in paradise up above.
00:00:46If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love.
00:00:50Life could be a dream.
00:00:52Sweetheart, hello, hello again.
00:00:53Shaboom, and open for me again, boom.
00:00:56Then all the ding-dong, shalang, dalang, dalang.
00:00:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:01:02Life could be a dream.
00:01:04If only all my precious plans would come true.
00:01:08If you would let me spend my whole life loving you.
00:01:11Life could be a dream, sweetheart.
00:01:15Shaboom.
00:01:16When I was a kid, Sundays were always the best.
00:01:31My father would make a big breakfast.
00:01:34Scrambled eggs, waffles, bacon.
00:01:37And he always made the best bacon, too.
00:01:39Then we would get into our Cadillac.
00:01:42Boy, did he keep that car waxed until it gleamed.
00:01:45Then we'd go off on a new adventure.
00:01:47He never knew what was going to happen next with my father.
00:01:50Only knew it was going to be fun.
00:01:52Willie, you son of a bitch!
00:01:54My father was a big track star when he was in school.
00:01:59You should have seen him run.
00:02:00I see you, Willie!
00:02:02Your ass is red!
00:02:03Come on, Louie!
00:02:04Don't move behind!
00:02:05He owned most of the buildings in the neighborhood.
00:02:08And I'll tell you, people really looked up to him.
00:02:12Get beat, son of a bitch!
00:02:13Where's the red?
00:02:14Hey, I'm on the street right now.
00:02:15On another week.
00:02:16Another week?
00:02:16Another week?
00:02:17What do you say, Louie?
00:02:18Should we give him another week?
00:02:20Uh, okay.
00:02:21Okay?
00:02:22Really?
00:02:22You sure?
00:02:23Remember, that $3 I give you every week really isn't an allowance.
00:02:27It's more like a percentage.
00:02:28You let this guy skate, that means you only get $2.70.
00:02:32Okay?
00:02:32Now, remember, the other tenants are going to want another week.
00:02:35You know what that means?
00:02:36Pretty soon, you'll be down to nothing.
00:02:38Zero zip.
00:02:39No ice cream.
00:02:40No soda.
00:02:42No candy.
00:02:42You gonna steal candy out of my kid's mouth?
00:02:44No, man, no.
00:02:45Then give me what you got.
00:02:46Friday, Louie.
00:02:52I want the rest Friday.
00:02:57Yeah, don't hold your brow.
00:03:02One down, 63 to go.
00:03:04There you are, Louie.
00:03:04You're a buck short, Dad.
00:03:06No, it's old there.
00:03:06Take another look.
00:03:07You might have made a mistake.
00:03:08Dad?
00:03:08January's a very tough month.
00:03:10So is December.
00:03:11Give me my money.
00:03:13That's my boy.
00:03:15Yeah, Sundays were always the best.
00:03:17Happy birthday to you.
00:03:22Happy birthday to you.
00:03:25Happy birthday, dear Louie.
00:03:28Happy birthday to you.
00:03:32It's all yours.
00:03:37Your first building.
00:03:39You're a landlord now, like your old man.
00:03:41It's just a start, but someday all my buildings will be yours.
00:03:46Thanks, big Lou.
00:03:46And you're a internet guy.
00:03:52You're a lifelong master.
00:03:54And I'm sorry.
00:03:56I'm sorry.
00:03:57I'm sorry.
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:10You're a good one.
00:04:12Hi-yo.
00:04:12Hi-yo.
00:04:13Hi-yo.
00:04:14Hi-yo.
00:04:15Hi-yo.
00:04:16Okay, assholes, here comes Chris.
00:04:46I'm in and out, all day, in, out, in, out, in, out.
00:04:59See, that's how the door broke.
00:05:01You're supposed to go in and stay in.
00:05:03She goes out to buy milk, she buys one milk.
00:05:05She goes out to get eggs, she gets two eggs.
00:05:07You get them by the dozen, pal, a dozen.
00:05:09You ever hear of a dozen?
00:05:10You ever hear of a dozen?
00:05:11A dozen?
00:05:11No entendo.
00:05:12Es no bueno, no good.
00:05:14It's broken.
00:05:15But it worked before you broke it, it ain't my problem.
00:05:18It worked, it worked before you broke it.
00:05:36You want your electricity fixed?
00:05:41Move.
00:05:42Check into the fucking plaza.
00:05:44just give me my rent lady look at my boy how's he supposed to do his school work tonight
00:05:49my kid look like lincoln did he's got anything on the ball maybe he'll grow up to be president
00:05:54what the do i know just give me the rent do you know what kind of droppings those are moose
00:06:09droppings rat droppings you really know your don't you
00:06:20what's the matter you got no sense of humor so what are you gonna do about it nothing they pay a rent
00:06:26make it stay
00:06:37neighbor neighbor you're late with your rent marlon i know i know mommy's dying again you had to send
00:06:45the money how many times is it this year mama's seat is almost croaked six six yeah you know but
00:06:50you know i'm so glad she's still with us listen why don't you ensure the woman this way when she
00:06:55decides to join that big pinata party in the sky you can use the insurance money to pay your rent
00:07:00you know what i mean what is it with you lathens don't you have any pride i got pride
00:07:07i'm proud i live in a building i'm i'm proud i don't live inside of a cardboard box
00:07:13i have an address i can't afford i'm proud of that just give me the rent in my hand friday cash
00:07:19what's up brother gilliam oh jesus let me be better woke up this morning and found myself still among
00:07:26the living hallelujah i'll see your hallelujah and i'll raise you an amen sweet love sweet
00:07:34child i prayed for you last night mr krisky coming for to carry me home i prayed for you to get my
00:07:42a commode fixed get out of my way leave me alone you don't want me to leave you alone trust me i do
00:07:48no satan wants me to leave you alone we both want you to leave me alone
00:07:57finally somebody who understands me you must be lois kritsky
00:08:07who wants to know i'm naomi bensinger yeah you like this car naomi this is my car i'm counsel for
00:08:14the housing authority get off the car off the car beat it you can't have a relationship with a woman
00:08:19who uses words like counsel and authority even if you are a good-looking broad you know what i'm saying
00:08:24mr kritsky i have in here copies of dozens of violations on this building that you willfully
00:08:29ignored in an unconscionable fashion i never said i was crazy you didn't have to they did you gonna
00:08:34listen to them huh they think we all look alike if you were standing here alone they would think you
00:08:38were kritsky look look look wait a minute wait why don't we uh talk about this over lunch huh baby
00:08:47mr kritsky i don't want to eat with you i want to prosecute you see you in court
00:08:51bad choice for a first date i'd like to eat with those chopsticks
00:09:03i mean i know you told me not to sweat this housing authority but they keep sending violations
00:09:32we're piling up electrical plumbing heating louie you know how many violations get filed every year
00:09:37in new york city to me you know how many convictions they get not a zip zero why because they got a
00:09:45bunch of morons in city hall well you didn't see this new lawyer they sent this girl's really i don't
00:09:50want to hear about lawyers but she's different you know what i say about lawyers they bust your nuts
00:09:55wherever you are i don't even know how many times they hold me into court forcing me to make repairs
00:10:01louie what are three things you look for when you're looking for a piece of property death divorce and
00:10:08destitution what do you do when you got a piece of property nothing that's it beautiful he provides
00:10:15affordable housing for the underprivileged that's it perfect oh cool heather uh can i ask you a
00:10:26question how far did you go with school well when i was in high school i wouldn't even let
00:10:35a guy touch me but when i got to community college i turned pretty wild oh
00:10:40anyway uh you got nothing to worry tomorrow the judge will probably give a slap on the wrist or a
00:10:48small fine what about the tenants will you stop about the tenants remember once they used to live
00:10:55in huts they used to eat people you feel better now come on who gives a shit about a few whiny
00:11:03coca-bos therefore i find the defendant lewis kritsky jr guilty of the charge
00:11:24order accordingly i will impose sentence at this time mr kritsky it's within my prerogative to
00:11:32sentence you to one year in the county jail however i'm not going to do that
00:11:43in my opinion threats of jail won't move you to bring your ability into compliance therefore i'm
00:11:49sentencing you to house arrest in one of the apartments of your own building for a period of
00:11:54120 days or until the building is brought up to code that's required by the state of new york
00:12:00your honor respectfully i really think the maximum sentence is what's needed here this city must send
00:12:06a message to slumlords that they can continue i believe that this sentence will bring results
00:12:11as counsel for the housing authority i expect you to report any failure on mr kritsky's part to comply
00:12:17with the directives of this court now according to the report i ordered apartment 5c in your building
00:12:26is vacant mr kritsky and is listed by you as a furnished fifth floor charmer with a view and close to
00:12:34shopping you will move in immediately you will reside there serving as the building superintendent you
00:12:41will be allowed to leave only to purchase food for medical emergencies and for business related to the
00:12:46repair of the building you may not renovate or alter apartment 5c to suit your needs until the rest of the
00:12:53apartments in the building have been brought into compliance oh boy mr krisky one more thing
00:12:59if that building isn't up to code in 120 days you will go to jail
00:13:10you think you're a hot shot don't you huh you think you're going to make yourself a name
00:13:13down city hall well you're not you know why because i'm going to get a new lawyer a white judge and i'm
00:13:18going to pee on what grounds on the grounds that you pissed me off that's why i thought you said this
00:13:22lawyer was the best well he was the best at his price range but don't worry things are going to
00:13:26work out i promise you how could you make plans what about no i'm not going come on in i'm going anywhere
00:13:35i'm not going to get out of here no my father had me out of there i'm out of there no way i'm going to that
00:13:41shithole who are you talking to heather trying to figure out where we're going tonight i'll tell you
00:13:47where you're going tonight you're going to your building to save your time or else you're going to jail
00:13:50i got to run i'll talk to you later huh can't you do something louie louie these things take
00:14:05time you know what that place is like oh so you're giving up is this what i'm hearing no but i don't
00:14:11even want to stay there one night let alone have to live there you know what this is no well look
00:14:17at it it's your will that's right who gets all my buildings i do unless what unless you change your
00:14:24mind unless i change my mind 27 buildings worth millions of dollars you know what's going to change
00:14:28my mind if you fix one lousy wall in that building if you change one light bulb i'm going to take you
00:14:34out of the will i made myself clear louie yeah all right get up come on up now who are you
00:14:44i'm a kritsky you're goddamn right you're a kritsky and what does a kritsky do when it gets a piece
00:14:48of property nothing uh-huh and what are you gonna do i'm gonna go down there and i'm not gonna fix
00:14:54anything and i'll have those jerks eaten out of my hand after one night yeah my boy wonderful wonderful
00:15:14it's not so bad huh you know what this is gonna be okay
00:15:26jesus
00:15:31so what you know what this is gonna be like camp i'll watch tv i'll sleep i'll hang out with heather
00:15:36how the hell am i gonna do this
00:15:4827 buildings and millions of dollars you can do this
00:16:06i don't believe this
00:16:20Don't believe this. Don't believe it.
00:16:30I hate that shit!
00:16:36It is beef, you son of a bitch!
00:16:38Bitch, I'll kick your ass like you're a piece of beef, you stupid ass!
00:16:42Fuck you!
00:16:43Fuck it. At least it's a roof over my head.
00:17:09Keep it quiet up there, Kriski!
00:17:13Well, at least there's a motif. Wall-to-wall shit.
00:17:29Great. The rats have their own jacuzzi.
00:17:39Now I know where they got the idea for the Roach Motel.
00:17:43Oh, God.
00:17:57Beautiful. A fucking sink that farts.
00:17:59Don't cut me! You're crazy!
00:18:15Then you're a lying bitch!
00:18:17Then you're a lying bitch!
00:18:19Do you wanna think you wasn't what I had for you?
00:18:21What?
00:18:23What?
00:18:25Do you wanna think?
00:18:27Oh, my God!
00:18:28I'm a bitch!
00:18:29Are you ready?
00:18:31I'm a bitch!
00:18:33What?
00:18:37I'm a bitch!
00:18:46Oh, shit!
00:19:05Where is he?
00:19:06Look out!
00:19:07You put that dick back!
00:19:09You dick back!
00:19:10Put the blood out of the door!
00:19:16Don't you get out to get your flex!
00:19:18No!
00:19:19No!
00:19:40What are you doing here?
00:19:41Nothing.
00:19:42What do you mean, nothing?
00:19:43Well, what else does it mean, nothing?
00:19:45What, are you spying on me?
00:19:46No.
00:19:47You casing this joint so the brothers could rob it later?
00:19:50Yeah, you really got some real choice stuff here.
00:19:52We can't wait to get our hands on it.
00:19:54You're not in school, kid.
00:19:55It's Saturday.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Then why aren't you outside playing basketball or breakdancing?
00:20:01Go ahead, get out.
00:20:03I'm going.
00:20:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:05This is it.
00:20:06That's out.
00:20:07I'm taking a shortcut.
00:20:11Oh, hip stereo.
00:20:13Hey.
00:20:14Touch me, please.
00:20:15This is just a...
00:20:16It's an old thing.
00:20:17Chill, man.
00:20:18I'm not going to rip you off.
00:20:19I'm not worried about you ripping me off.
00:20:20I just don't want you touching it.
00:20:21That's all.
00:20:22It's already...
00:20:23It's already broken.
00:20:24Probably don't even work.
00:20:25I know that.
00:20:26What do you mean you know?
00:20:27I know.
00:20:28I know it's not going to work.
00:20:29Why wouldn't it work?
00:20:30Were you in here while I was sleeping?
00:20:31No.
00:20:32Going through my stuff?
00:20:33No.
00:20:34You weren't going through my...
00:20:35No.
00:20:36Did you touch this?
00:20:37No.
00:20:38Don't move.
00:20:39Don't move.
00:20:40Stay here.
00:20:41This is going to work.
00:20:42That's going to work.
00:20:50I love you.
00:20:54And it doesn't work because you never fixed the electrical in this building.
00:20:59I wasn't spying on you.
00:21:00I was just curious.
00:21:01I wanted to get to know more about you.
00:21:02Let me tell you something, okay?
00:21:03I'm not looking to make any friends.
00:21:04I don't think that's going to be a big problem.
00:21:05Ping me ass.
00:21:06Here is a go, W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W.
00:21:07Gretzky, looks like your automobile lost a little weight.
00:21:08I want to get to know more about you.
00:21:09Let me tell you something, okay?
00:21:10I'm not looking to make any friends.
00:21:11I don't think that's going to be a big problem.
00:21:12I don't think that's going to be a big problem.
00:21:14Ping me ass.
00:21:16Gretzky, looks like your automobile lost a little weight.
00:21:32Gretzky, it looks like your automobile lost a little weight.
00:22:02Oh, shit.
00:22:20Oh, shit.
00:22:25You didn't see anything. You didn't see anything.
00:22:27You didn't hear that thing, the alarm thing go on.
00:22:30You didn't hear that thing? The alarm didn't go off?
00:22:33No.
00:22:34Did you hear anything?
00:22:35I didn't hear anything either.
00:22:36I didn't hear anything either.
00:22:38I know you didn't hear anything.
00:22:48Yo, what are you doing?
00:22:50You white-ass motherfuckers!
00:22:52Are you in a welcome wagon?
00:23:00Hey, nice outfits. Where's the rest of the band?
00:23:12I don't know sense of humor.
00:23:14Get out of my way!
00:23:20Hey, you make yours.
00:23:22Hey, where's the storekeeper?
00:23:24Where's the storekeeper, guys?
00:23:26Hey.
00:23:28Oh, what do I look like? A garage?
00:23:30I got the Q&A.
00:23:31Go ahead, Q&A.
00:23:32What the hell do you want?
00:23:33What do I want?
00:23:35I want to get fitted for a tuxedo.
00:23:37Is this a grocery store or what?
00:23:41You sell these groceries, you guys got them for snacks.
00:23:45Well, what do you need?
00:23:47Okay, let me see. I got my girl coming over.
00:23:49I need some wine.
00:23:50What kind of wine do you have here?
00:23:52Boy.
00:23:53You got...
00:23:55What the fuck is that?
00:23:59You expect me to drink screw-top wine?
00:24:01You want a buzz?
00:24:02It's gonna have to come from this.
00:24:03Maybe I'll just get some essentials so we don't starve to death.
00:24:08Holy shit!
00:24:12Your bread is older than your fucking wine.
00:24:15You get it?
00:24:16It's...
00:24:17This is age.
00:24:18This is...
00:24:19See, this should be aged.
00:24:20You don't...
00:24:21You get it?
00:24:22What a sense of humor.
00:24:23Am I on candid camera in this place or what?
00:24:26Um...
00:24:27I'll have peanut butter.
00:24:28Do you have any peanut butter?
00:24:29One kind only.
00:24:31One kind only.
00:24:33Let me ask you a question.
00:24:35Why is it that you have 24 different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?
00:24:39Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.
00:24:51Okay.
00:24:59Want me to carry that bag?
00:25:00Hey, don't sneak up on me like that, Tito.
00:25:02I wasn't sneaking up on you.
00:25:03Yes, you did.
00:25:04What are you doing here?
00:25:05I work here.
00:25:06You work where?
00:25:07Yeah, I beat out 70 other guys for this job.
00:25:10Get out of here.
00:25:11You were following me.
00:25:12Why'd you follow me?
00:25:13Because I knew you were at a stale gray, three-year-old peanut butter, and 50-cent wine.
00:25:18Just get out of my bag, kid.
00:25:20Yo, yo.
00:25:21You want me to carry the bag over?
00:25:22Hey, yo, yo, no.
00:25:23I don't want you to carry my bag.
00:25:24I don't need you to carry my bag.
00:25:25I don't need you to do nothing for me.
00:25:27You know why?
00:25:28Because I ain't scared in this neighborhood.
00:25:29And you know why I'm not scared?
00:25:31Because I walk it like I talk it, kid.
00:25:39What's the matter with you?
00:25:43What do you mean, what's the matter with me?
00:25:45Nothing's wrong with me.
00:25:47Didn't you hear me yell dive?
00:25:49I said dive.
00:25:50What do you mean, come on?
00:25:52I only did that because you were here.
00:25:54I was worried about you.
00:25:55You know that was a gunshot.
00:25:56You could have got hit.
00:25:57Uh-huh.
00:25:59I was like, don't you?
00:26:04Are you walking funny, man?
00:26:05Did you shit in your pants?
00:26:06No.
00:26:07You mean that's the way you always walk?
00:26:10Yo, hey, Tito.
00:26:13How's it going, man?
00:26:14Hey.
00:26:15Who's that, your dealer?
00:26:16My father.
00:26:17Your father?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19Well, my mother must like him young.
00:26:20I mean, I don't care.
00:26:21I don't care.
00:26:22You know what?
00:26:23I don't care.
00:26:24How's he doing?
00:26:25I don't care.
00:26:26What?
00:26:27Your mother must like them young.
00:26:29My mother?
00:26:30Yeah, that lady you live with.
00:26:31This is my grandmother.
00:26:33I don't know where my mother is.
00:26:36So how much they pay you on this job you have?
00:26:39I work for tips.
00:26:40Oh, yeah?
00:26:42All right, take this.
00:26:44You run it up to the house.
00:26:50There you go, there's a friend.
00:26:52Thank you? That's it?
00:26:55That's five dollars I gave you.
00:26:57Thank you, master. Thank you, master.
00:26:59Thank you. Fuck you, kid.
00:27:01Fuck you, too.
00:27:07Follow the bee.
00:27:08Follow the bee. Where's the bee?
00:27:10You're not gonna see you here.
00:27:12Thank you for giving me the opportunity
00:27:14to have this little workshop here
00:27:16while I go there and hit the big time.
00:27:19I won't forget you when I hit the big time.
00:27:21Follow the bee. Where's the bee?
00:27:25I got this, man.
00:27:27I got this.
00:27:28Bees.
00:27:31I love money.
00:27:32That's what I love, man.
00:27:33You're looking for the bee.
00:27:34You're looking for the bee.
00:27:35Yeah, there we go, man.
00:27:36I know where I hit you.
00:27:37You know where I hit you.
00:27:38Come on, man.
00:27:39You're Christmas.
00:27:40That's it, man.
00:27:41Sure.
00:27:42That's it, man. I got it.
00:27:43Yeah!
00:27:44I'm 40.
00:27:45I hope you guys smile and you won't take me.
00:27:47Wait a second.
00:27:48Wait a second.
00:27:49Wait a second.
00:27:50Wait a minute, man.
00:27:51I'm fumbling all over here.
00:27:52Look at this guy. He beat me already.
00:27:53Hey, I've been watching you.
00:27:54Let me have the rent money.
00:27:55I'm not doing okay.
00:27:56Just hold on a second.
00:27:57I'll give you all your rent money.
00:27:58You want to play some rounds?
00:27:59I don't want to play.
00:28:00Nobody wants to play for fun anymore.
00:28:02Everything has to be for money.
00:28:04For money, you know?
00:28:05That's why I ruined the Olympics.
00:28:09That's the bee.
00:28:10That's $20 minimum bet.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:14Fine with me.
00:28:15What's the money?
00:28:19Which one is it?
00:28:20Right there.
00:28:21This one?
00:28:22Uh-huh.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:24So sad.
00:28:25You see what happens?
00:28:26Who's looking for the bee, my man?
00:28:27That's where the honey is.
00:28:28You see?
00:28:29That's where the money is.
00:28:30You get the king, you get the stink.
00:28:31Sorry.
00:28:32I was lucky.
00:28:33I was lucky.
00:28:34I was lucky.
00:28:35I don't know if I have the nerves with this.
00:28:38There's a lot of nerves in this game.
00:28:40You know what I'm saying?
00:28:41Ain't you gonna give me a chance to win my money back?
00:28:44What?
00:28:45Are you crazy?
00:28:46No.
00:28:47$50 minimum bet now.
00:28:49Okay.
00:28:50Okay.
00:28:51Where's your money?
00:28:52Excuse me.
00:28:53I'm not.
00:28:54I mean, I'm hanging around.
00:28:55I might as well play.
00:28:56Enjoy myself a little bit.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Look.
00:28:59$60.
00:29:00I gotta take the highest bet.
00:29:01$75.
00:29:02A hundred.
00:29:04A hundred and twenty-five.
00:29:06A hundred and fifty.
00:29:08A hundred and seventy-five.
00:29:10$200.
00:29:11First day in the job and I hit the big time.
00:29:14Thank you, Lord.
00:29:15You broke big shot.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Where's the money?
00:29:21It's me, Marlon.
00:29:22What do you mean, where's the money?
00:29:24I gotta see the money.
00:29:25This is business.
00:29:26I wanna see the money.
00:29:27You owe me the rent money.
00:29:28What is he talking?
00:29:29Guy lives in my building.
00:29:30He wants me to show the money.
00:29:31All right.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:33Okay, so where is it?
00:29:35Where is it?
00:29:36Let me see.
00:29:37I'm not sure.
00:29:38I think it's right.
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Look at that!
00:29:41Huh?
00:29:42It's like a small miracle, huh?
00:29:44Did you know that guy?
00:29:45I don't know that guy.
00:29:46You didn't know that guy?
00:29:47Guy got my rent money.
00:29:48Huh?
00:29:49You know what this is?
00:29:50Yeah.
00:29:51Yeah, I know what this is.
00:29:52Didn't I tell you I was gonna get the right money?
00:29:55Yeah, you gave it to me already.
00:29:56Don't forget to give me a receipt.
00:29:58For my pride.
00:30:00Where were we?
00:30:01Where were we?
00:30:02Follow the beat.
00:30:03Follow the beat.
00:30:04Follow the beat.
00:30:05Follow the beat.
00:30:06Hey, Heather!
00:30:12Heather!
00:30:13Heather!
00:30:14Heather!
00:30:15Heather!
00:30:16Heather!
00:30:17Heather!
00:30:18Heather!
00:30:19Heather!
00:30:20You sure this is good?
00:30:21Hello!
00:30:22Hello!
00:30:23Hello!
00:30:24Hello!
00:30:25Hello!
00:30:26Hello!
00:30:27Hello!
00:30:28Hello!
00:30:29Hello!
00:30:30Hello!
00:30:31Hello!
00:30:32How are you doing?
00:30:33What's the fun animal?
00:30:34Yes!
00:30:35Yes!
00:30:36Yes!
00:30:37Yes!
00:30:38Yes!
00:30:39Yes!
00:30:40Hold it right there, Mr. Superintendent.
00:30:41I don't know well.
00:30:42You hope that this is an emergency.
00:30:43Uh-uh.
00:30:44Now, until you tell me when you're gonna fix the boiler in the building.
00:30:45There's nothing wrong with the boiler in the building.
00:30:46It's running, ain't it?
00:30:47Yeah, all the way up to 40 degrees.
00:30:49I am freezing.
00:30:50Get him, man.
00:30:51I'm your pretty.
00:30:52Good thing you're here.
00:30:53One more friggin' day, I'll be ready for the funny farm with these people.
00:30:57Ah, things are starting to change, though.
00:31:00That's it, honey.
00:31:01Climb the stairway to heaven.
00:31:03Uh, Louie!
00:31:04Which way in your apartment?
00:31:05Just trying to help you up the stairs.
00:31:06What do you mean?
00:31:07Ew!
00:31:08What is the smell in this building?
00:31:09It smells like...
00:31:10Piss.
00:31:11Yeah!
00:31:12It smells like piss!
00:31:13What is that?
00:31:14It's piss!
00:31:15Drunks come in the hallway and they piss!
00:31:17You let them pee in here?
00:31:18It's not like they asked permission.
00:31:19You know what I'm talking about?
00:31:20Ah!
00:31:21What?
00:31:22It was a rat!
00:31:23I saw a huge rat!
00:31:24Boy, I can't do it.
00:31:25I can't stay in place where there's rats!
00:31:26It's not a rat!
00:31:27You know, it's probably one of those, uh, those chihuahuas.
00:31:28They got those ugly-looking dogs, these tenants.
00:31:29You know, they look like rats.
00:31:30That's all it is.
00:31:31That's why the building is virtually rat-free.
00:31:32Weird.
00:31:33Here we are.
00:31:34I cleaned it up a little bit, the best I could.
00:31:35You know, I didn't get anybody to really, uh...
00:31:36You know, come in and...
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:38Make yourself comfortable.
00:31:39Be right there.
00:31:40I want to get something for us to drink.
00:31:41Some wine I picked up.
00:31:42Come on, I'll take it.
00:31:43Go.
00:31:44Relax.
00:31:45You look tense.
00:31:46Relax.
00:31:47Relax.
00:31:48Relax.
00:31:49That's it.
00:31:50Come on.
00:31:51You want to sit here first?
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:53I'll pick this up first.
00:31:54What is that?
00:31:55It's fine.
00:31:56They drink it in the neighborhood.
00:31:57It's supposed to be really good.
00:31:58A little nasty.
00:31:59But, uh, you always liked nasty, didn't you?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03You always liked nasty, didn't you?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:12But, uh, you always liked nasty, didn't you, dear?
00:32:15Hey, Louie, no.
00:32:16Yeah.
00:32:17What's the matter?
00:32:18He knows.
00:32:19Well, you know, I mean, I'm in prison here.
00:32:23This is my conjugal visit.
00:32:24You know, I mean, didn't I tell you on the phone?
00:32:26You knew the place was a dump.
00:32:27It's a big deal.
00:32:28What do you want me to do?
00:32:29You want me to lie there and spread my legs and try not to throw up
00:32:32for as long as it takes you to get your rocks off?
00:32:34Are you actually considering doing that?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Uh, Louie.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:41Just, uh, sit down.
00:32:42Give me a chance.
00:32:43Sit down.
00:32:44Get the wine a shot.
00:32:46You know, loosen up a little bit.
00:32:48Yeah, it's not that bad, see?
00:32:50It's pretty comfortable, right?
00:32:52Yeah, you take the first sip, okay?
00:32:56Oh, no.
00:32:57It's all right.
00:32:58Huh?
00:32:59What do you think?
00:33:00It's okay.
00:33:01It's better?
00:33:02A little smoke?
00:33:03This place, you know, it's...
00:33:04It's hard to get in the mood.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07I'm gonna try to wine.
00:33:08Maybe some music, you know?
00:33:09Do you have anything soft and sexy?
00:33:11Yeah, yeah.
00:33:12Luther Vandross or Freddie Jackson.
00:33:14I love Freddie Jackson.
00:33:15Yeah, now you got it.
00:33:16Hey, this is...
00:33:17I love you.
00:33:18Oh, shit, I forgot.
00:33:20Wait, Heather, have a listen.
00:33:21Hold it, hold it.
00:33:22What about Johnny Mathis?
00:33:23Remember Johnny Mathis?
00:33:24Look at me.
00:33:26I have...
00:33:27Hello!
00:33:28Wait a minute!
00:33:32Have a listen.
00:33:33I tried, Louie.
00:33:34I really tried.
00:33:35I could put lights roll on.
00:33:36It's gonna work, Louie.
00:33:37Run!
00:33:38Run!
00:33:39Run!
00:33:40Run!
00:33:41You're eating a salad cookie!
00:33:42Shut up!
00:33:43Shut up!
00:33:44I hope you're gonna fix my problem.
00:33:45He'll start to fix her.
00:33:46Maybe he needs his plumbing fix.
00:33:47Yeah, that's the way white boys do it.
00:33:48I can see why they look so tipped.
00:33:49I can see why they got a little lady, but he's got a very busy shape.
00:34:04He got walls to plaster, he got pipes to change, and he got carpet to lay.
00:34:10Those things.
00:34:11Just keep on laughing, that's alright.
00:34:12Keep on laughing, that's alright.
00:34:13Keep on laughing, because pretty soon I'll be outta here.
00:34:15I'll be downtown, in my own apartment, laying in my jacuzzi, just laughing about all
00:34:30you assholes stuck in this shithole.
00:34:32Anger is the foothold of the devil.
00:34:35Fuck you and the devil!
00:34:58Eleanor! Eleanor!
00:35:00I ain't paid for my rent!
00:35:02I gotta do a rent! My toilet's stuffed up, I gotta go to the bathroom!
00:35:05So?
00:35:06What do you mean, so? I gotta use your bathroom.
00:35:07No.
00:35:08Come on, will you? What do you mean, no? How can you say no?
00:35:10It's easy, you should know that. It's the only word you seem to know
00:35:13when I ask you to fix something in my apartment.
00:35:15All right, look, how much you wanna pay?
00:35:16Heh, you don't have enough money.
00:35:18What do you expect me to do, shit outside?
00:35:20Lincoln did.
00:35:22There's nothing.
00:35:23There's nothing.
00:35:24There's nothing.
00:35:25There's nothing.
00:35:26What's going on?
00:35:27What's going on?
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:35:48Mr. Kritsky!
00:36:04Mr. Kritsky, we have to talk.
00:36:08Well, well, Miss Bensinger, what brings you to this hellhole in that tight skirt?
00:36:13Don't tell me, I know.
00:36:15Code violations, Mr. Kritsky.
00:36:17Attendants have informed me you haven't addressed any of them.
00:36:20Can't stay away from me, huh? Like a moth to a flame.
00:36:22Not even a single one is directed by the court.
00:36:25Like the Swallows, the Capistrano.
00:36:27And I can see, obviously, you have no intention of doing so.
00:36:30Oh, no? Check this out.
00:36:33I am currently supervising the rewiring of the entire board.
00:36:37Well, this is a big surprise, Mr. Kritsky. I'm very encouraged.
00:36:41However, you know this work is just the beginning of everything that has to be done.
00:36:44You've got a great body, you know that?
00:36:46As a matter of fact, so do I.
00:36:48I mean, you know, you can't tell with men's fashions the way they fit nowadays,
00:36:52but, uh, if you were to see me naked, you know what you would say?
00:36:55Louie, I never would have guessed it, but you've got a great body there.
00:36:59Kritsky, eh?
00:37:01Listen here.
00:37:02The electrician, see?
00:37:03What you ask is impossible.
00:37:06I cannot just rewire your apartment.
00:37:10I didn't say just my apartment. I didn't tell him just my...
00:37:12I said, start with my apartment and then, you know, do all the apartments.
00:37:17Oh, yeah? Go inside. Go through the apartment. What language? He doesn't understand.
00:37:25Don't let this guy throw you.
00:37:27Somewhere in here, there's a list of all the other items the judge wants you to address.
00:37:32Just call my office with a timetable for your repairs.
00:37:37I'm sure some of the tenants would like to know.
00:37:39Did anyone ever tell you how attractive you are?
00:37:42No. Of course they have.
00:37:44I'm 34 years old. You think I've lived this long and no one's ever told me how attractive I am?
00:37:48You know what? Listen, this is a great opportunity for us to go up to my apartment.
00:37:52You know, we can relax a little bit, get to know each other.
00:37:55Nothing fancy. If you think I'm such a jerk, how come you came here?
00:37:59Because you're attracted to me. Why don't you admit it?
00:38:02Like a magnet to a refrigerator.
00:38:04Look, I want to see some real work begin on this building.
00:38:07I want to see an agenda. I want to see a construction crew.
00:38:10I want to see something more than the band-aids you are currently applying to this open source.
00:38:15And if I don't, you'll find yourself in prison, where your great body will be greatly appreciated.
00:38:22I don't know why you get so upset.
00:38:24You have a terrible temper, but I still want to take you to lunch.
00:38:30All right, forget to lunch. We'll just hump.
00:38:36Well, it's just a matter of time.
00:38:54Come on. Come on. I got money in this friggin' game.
00:38:57Come on. Come on. I got money in this friggin' game.
00:39:00Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:39:03Come on. Come on.
00:39:08I'm in this.
00:39:09What if I get a little higher?
00:39:11What are you doing?
00:39:33What does it look like I'm doing?
00:39:35I'm watching television.
00:39:39Are you all right?
00:39:40Yeah, I'm great. Thanks.
00:39:42Oh, Jesus.
00:39:43You're not cold, are you?
00:39:45No, I just want to see if these gloves work with the jacket, Marlon.
00:39:48That's all.
00:39:49Now, what is it that you want?
00:39:50What are you looking for?
00:39:51Nothing, man.
00:39:51I'm feeling good.
00:39:52I came by to ask you.
00:39:53You want to come down with me and shoot some hoops?
00:39:55Hoops?
00:39:56Yeah, hoops.
00:39:57Basketball.
00:39:57You want to play basketball with me?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00Yeah, I bet you do.
00:40:02For money?
00:40:03Want to hustle me?
00:40:03No money, man.
00:40:04Just for fun.
00:40:05For fun?
00:40:06Look, Marlon, why do you want to play basketball with me?
00:40:11Why would you want to play with me?
00:40:12Hey, you want to come?
00:40:14I'll be downstairs, all right?
00:40:16Okay?
00:40:17Yeah, good.
00:40:18Okay.
00:40:18Yeah, good, good.
00:40:28All right.
00:40:31Bye-bye.
00:40:35Bye.
00:40:39Bye-bye.
00:40:44Bye-bye.
00:40:45Bye-bye.
00:40:46Bye-bye.
00:40:46Bye-bye.
00:40:47Bye-bye.
00:40:47Bye-bye.
00:40:47I don't think I look stupid. Just say so, Marlon.
00:40:56I don't think you look stupid.
00:40:58What are you looking at? Is it the jacket? The hood? What?
00:41:02It screams. You know what it says?
00:41:04It says, look at me. I'm wearing shit that nobody in this neighborhood would wear.
00:41:09So come and stick me with the sharp object of your preference
00:41:12and then steal that hideaway wallet I got velcroed on my leg.
00:41:16You could tell?
00:41:18No, it doesn't show, but that's what you guys wear.
00:41:21Anyway, don't bother. Don't worry about it.
00:41:24It's okay. You're safe. You're with me.
00:41:27Okay, Alec, you're going to protect me if I get attacked.
00:41:30I'll call 911 when they're done with you.
00:41:42Hey, Christy! Where'd you get that outfit?
00:41:46Hey, what's up, man? What's going on?
00:41:54Milkman Louie Louie Milkman.
00:41:56Hey, what's going on, Louie? Good to meet you, man.
00:41:58How you doing?
00:41:59I'm all right.
00:42:00So how come I call you Milkman?
00:42:01Because I killed the Milkman.
00:42:12Ah.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:15Okay, we're going to be playing three on three, half court.
00:42:22Okay, winners take the ball out.
00:42:23Every time you make a shot, you got to go around, okay?
00:42:26They make a shot, you got to take the ball around.
00:42:27Marlon, Marlon, I know how to play basketball, okay?
00:42:29If something goes wrong or whatever,
00:42:31if you need help in defense, look to me,
00:42:33look to the Milkman. We'll throw in a block.
00:42:35You're not going to be humiliated.
00:42:37I don't need any help. Thank you very much.
00:42:38Check ball, check ball, man. Come on.
00:42:42Black, shoot it!
00:42:43Hey, what are you going to do, man?
00:42:44I have to.
00:42:45Take it out!
00:42:46Yeah!
00:42:47You better lose this one.
00:42:48Go, baby.
00:42:49Go, go, go, go.
00:42:50There you go, baby.
00:42:51That's fine, man.
00:42:52Yeah!
00:42:53Yeah!
00:42:54Yeah!
00:42:55Yeah!
00:42:56Yeah!
00:42:57Yeah!
00:42:58Yeah!
00:42:59Yeah!
00:43:00Yeah!
00:43:02Yeah!
00:43:03Yeah!
00:43:04Yeah!
00:43:05Yeah!
00:43:06Yeah!
00:43:07Yeah!
00:43:08Yeah!
00:43:09Yeah!
00:43:10Yeah!
00:43:11Yeah!
00:43:12Yeah!
00:43:13Get us, Camp juice!
00:43:17Let's go.
00:43:18Look out!
00:43:20There we go!
00:43:21Go, dude.
00:43:22There we go.
00:43:23Yeah!
00:43:24Milkman!
00:43:25Over here, over here, P!
00:43:28Alright, go, like oh.
00:43:29Go, go!
00:43:30Go, go.
00:43:31Shoot, shoot!
00:43:32Look at that.
00:43:35Yeah?
00:43:37Yeah, yeah.
00:43:38Yeah, yeah.
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:40Go hit.
00:43:41Yeah, yeah.
00:43:42Yes!
00:43:55Thank you, Louise!
00:43:58Yes!
00:43:59Yes!
00:44:00Yes!
00:44:01Yes!
00:44:02Yes!
00:44:03Yes!
00:44:08Yes!
00:44:09Yes!
00:44:10Yes!
00:44:17Shoot, Louie!
00:44:18Shoot!
00:44:35Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
00:44:40Help!
00:44:42Help!
00:44:43Help!
00:44:44Help!
00:44:45Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:47Quick chair, quick chair!
00:44:51Hey!
00:44:53Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:55Yes!
00:45:05Yeah!
00:45:06It can't stop us.
00:45:07It can't stop us.
00:45:08Hey!
00:45:09Hey!
00:45:10What happened?
00:45:11What happened?
00:45:12What happened?
00:45:13What happened?
00:45:14What happened?
00:45:15What happened?
00:45:16Here you go, lady.
00:45:17What's going on now?
00:45:18What's this one?
00:45:19We won, son.
00:45:20What'd you do?
00:45:21Come on, give me a chance to get even.
00:45:22You want a chance to get even?
00:45:23No.
00:45:24One more game.
00:45:25One more game.
00:45:26One more game.
00:45:27Stand, say you're scared.
00:45:28Come on.
00:45:29Come on.
00:45:30I'll tell you what.
00:45:31Stand, say you're scared.
00:45:32We'll give you milk, man.
00:45:33What did he do?
00:45:34He didn't do it ever!
00:45:36Okay, okay.
00:45:37How about another?
00:45:38Yeah, yeah.
00:45:39One more game.
00:45:40If we're gonna play for another game, then let's play for some money.
00:45:41How about that?
00:45:42No.
00:45:43No.
00:45:44We came here to play for fun, not for money.
00:45:45Hey, it's fun to play for money.
00:45:46Let's play for money.
00:45:47Play for money.
00:45:48Excuse me, but I got no money.
00:45:50I'll give you my rent money.
00:45:52Did you bring it?
00:45:53Stay off.
00:45:54Did you?
00:45:55How much are we talking about here?
00:45:56$200.
00:45:57You think we should spend that much?
00:46:00Please.
00:46:01I already said it.
00:46:02$200, okay.
00:46:03$200, okay.
00:46:04Let's do it, sir.
00:46:05Okay, set.
00:46:06Okay.
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:08Whoo!
00:46:09Whoo!
00:46:10Whoo!
00:46:11Whoo!
00:46:12Whoo!
00:46:13Whoo!
00:46:14Whoo!
00:46:15Whoo!
00:46:16Whoo!
00:46:17Whoo!
00:46:18Whoo!
00:46:19Whoo!
00:46:20Whoo!
00:46:22Yeah!
00:46:23Yeah!
00:46:24Yeah!
00:46:25Oh, yeah.
00:46:26What's happening?
00:46:27What's happening?
00:46:28There you go.
00:46:31Louie, come on. Pass the ball, Louie.
00:46:37I'm going to kill you guys first.
00:46:45Get the ball, get the ball.
00:46:56Yes!
00:46:59Hopes it, man.
00:47:00Loser, loser.
00:47:09You're real good.
00:47:13Put a little Vicks.
00:47:14Little Vicks.
00:47:16It'll be good.
00:47:17You guys always play basketball and football at the same time?
00:47:20The question is, where'd you get that outfit?
00:47:22Ah, shut up.
00:47:25I hate to bring this up, but I need the money.
00:47:28I'll bet you hate to bring it up.
00:47:31I'll give it to you.
00:47:40Good game. Good game. Good game, Louie.
00:47:43Good game, Louie.
00:47:44Good game, Louie.
00:47:45Good game.
00:47:49You're a nice game, Critsky.
00:47:51Scrub.
00:47:53Hey, wake up.
00:47:54Hey, wake up.
00:47:55Oh, man.
00:47:56What the hell?
00:47:57Irene, what color was Louie's car?
00:47:59Son of a bitch!
00:48:04What the hell is this?
00:48:05What the hell is going on here?
00:48:06What's with the new lights?
00:48:07I can't believe it.
00:48:08Hey, sweetie.
00:48:09Hey, sweetie.
00:48:10I can't believe it.
00:48:11I can't believe it.
00:48:12I can't believe it.
00:48:13I can't believe it.
00:48:14I can't believe it.
00:48:15I can't believe it.
00:48:16I can't believe it.
00:48:17They need lights in the middle of the day.
00:48:18What's wrong with that?
00:48:19Louie!
00:48:20Shit.
00:48:21Louie!
00:48:22What's going on here? What's with the new lights?
00:48:25I can't believe... Hey, sweetie!
00:48:28I can't believe... I can't believe he's done this!
00:48:31They need lights in the middle of the day? What's wrong with that?
00:48:35Louie! Shit.
00:48:38Louie! Over here. Come over here.
00:48:42Over here. I want to talk to you, son.
00:48:45Didn't I tell you how to spend a penny, huh?
00:48:47Did you fix those lights? Don't tell me you fixed them lights!
00:48:51Did you put new wiring in there? I had to.
00:48:53You had to? Why?
00:48:55I wanted to play my stereo.
00:48:57Well, now they can all play their stereos!
00:49:00Lights! I gave them lights. It's just lights.
00:49:03Holy lights! That's the inch!
00:49:05Now they want the mile!
00:49:07You give them shit!
00:49:09That's what you give them shit! Shit!
00:49:14What are you hanging on with people for?
00:49:16You... Well, listen.
00:49:19You better get the upper hander on here.
00:49:21Because this is gonna be home for a while.
00:49:23Your bail hearing took a dump.
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:28Well, what did the judge say?
00:49:29What did he say?
00:49:30He said, eat shit and die, Mr. Krinsky.
00:49:33That's what he said.
00:49:35Don't worry, honey. Daddy never gives up.
00:49:38He'll get you out of here.
00:49:39Look, look at the throw pillows.
00:49:41I thought they'd add hello to your apartment.
00:49:44Why don't I give it directly to the Soul Brothers?
00:49:46That's what he's gonna do anyway.
00:49:47Oh.
00:49:48Here!
00:49:49Here!
00:49:50It's our girl!
00:49:51Thank you!
00:49:52Thank you!
00:49:53Get in the car, Irene.
00:49:54Goodbye, sweetie.
00:49:55Irene, get in the...
00:49:56Get in the car.
00:49:57Tell me how the question should work.
00:49:58Get in the car!
00:49:59I'm getting in.
00:50:00Get in the...
00:50:01Let's get out of here.
00:50:02All right, all right.
00:50:03I'll talk to you later.
00:50:04Don't worry.
00:50:05We just got here.
00:50:08Hey, big Lou.
00:50:12When are you gonna get me out of here?
00:50:13Soon as Mom and I get back from the Bahamas.
00:50:17The Bahamas?
00:50:20The Bahamas?
00:50:22The Bahamas?
00:50:24Everybody's dead now!
00:50:26Everybody's dead now!
00:50:30Everybody's dead now!
00:50:34Everybody's dead now!
00:50:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:07Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:15Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:29It's gonna make you sweat till you bleed
00:52:31Is that open up? Indeed
00:52:33I paid the price to control the dice
00:52:35I'm more precise
00:52:37The point I'm nice
00:52:39The music makes you kill your heart and soul
00:52:41I'm full, your body is free and the floor
00:52:43Dance till you can't dance till you can't dance no more
00:52:45Get on the floor and get warm
00:52:47Come back and upside down easy now
00:52:49Let me see you move
00:52:51It's still mine
00:52:53It's still mine
00:52:55Baby
00:52:57Let the music make you kill your heart
00:52:59Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:01Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:03Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:05Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:07Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:09Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:11Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:13Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:15Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:17Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:19Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:21Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:23Let the music make you kill your heart
00:53:25You want to keep it down?
00:53:34I mean, some people might want to sleep, you know?
00:53:50Hello?
00:53:52Hello? Heather?
00:53:53Who's this?
00:53:54Louie!
00:53:55What do you want?
00:53:56I want you to jump right in the cab and, you know, come over here.
00:53:59I'm really tired.
00:54:00My feet are killing me from all the dancing.
00:54:02I gotta go.
00:54:04Shit!
00:54:08That life stinks!
00:54:11And then you die!
00:54:13I'm doubling your red meatheads!
00:54:15Good! That makes too bad!
00:54:17I guess I have to write!
00:54:19Lower that music down there!
00:54:28I've warned you, people!
00:54:32They have to do it!
00:54:35English! English! Doesn't anybody talk English?
00:54:59It worked before you broke it.
00:55:05$1,700? $1,700? Will you still use mahogany?
00:55:21Mr. Kriski, we didn't use nothing new. We just patched it up like you said.
00:55:25Sign right there, please.
00:55:27I think we lose money. Go broke fixing things around here.
00:55:30$1,700.
00:55:32$5,700.
00:55:34Oh my god.
00:55:36$7,700.
00:55:38$5,300.
00:55:40$2,300.
00:55:42$5,300.
00:55:44$5,300.
00:55:46% $5,000.
00:55:48Hey, Gilly, hey, no repairs unless authorized by me, did you ever hear that?
00:56:10It's not a repair, it's more like a temporary blockade.
00:56:13Blockade of what?
00:56:14This place is infested with vermin, and thanks to you, we can now see where they're coming from.
00:56:19The rats will eventually chew through this, but it just might stop them for a night.
00:56:26I've been upstairs, I never saw one friggin' rat, not one.
00:56:29Maybe they're avoiding your floor out of professional courtesy.
00:56:35Anybody ever tell you you're a weirdo, Gilly, knock it off.
00:56:39They will come.
00:56:42Go to bed, will ya?
00:56:44Rats, come on.
00:57:14Those who have filled.
00:57:16It's hot, don't eat.
00:57:16It's not hot, don't eat some affordables.
00:57:17Really want to touch my face to take any plans.
00:57:18Oh, no.
00:57:19Oh, no.
00:57:20So who's there?
00:57:22I don't know.
00:57:23Oh, no.
00:57:24Lofish, whatever's still worth just being filmed.
00:57:24What's that mean?
00:57:25Aaaaaah!
00:57:25I mean Tao.
00:57:27Oh, my god.
00:57:27Hey, ma'am and Tao women's.
00:57:28I'muru گado.
00:57:29The whole building's probably infested in them.
00:57:54Yeah?
00:57:56There's got to be something you could do just to keep them out of here.
00:57:58You know what I mean?
00:57:59Well, you can try training them.
00:58:01That's very funny, pal.
00:58:02Listen, you do whatever you got to do.
00:58:04Do the whole building.
00:58:05Shoot them, nuke them, burn them.
00:58:06I don't care.
00:58:06All right, I'll go stop stairs.
00:58:09This is very gratifying, Mr. Kritsky.
00:58:11I never would have believed it.
00:58:13Miss Ben-Singer, Miss Ben-Singer.
00:58:15You're just in time to see my agenda.
00:58:18I beg your pardon?
00:58:19Then you want to see my agenda?
00:58:20Oh, of course.
00:58:21Where is it?
00:58:24Right here.
00:58:24Right here.
00:58:28I think the judge was looking for something a little bit bigger, Mr. Kritsky.
00:58:33Women who are with me even once never get over it.
00:58:51I can't help it.
00:58:52She wants me.
00:58:58Yeah!
00:59:01It's finally up and they'll board us dead!
00:59:04Don't fucking dare!
00:59:06There's living on SSN!
00:59:08Oh, come on!
00:59:09Do something about it!
00:59:10We'll break this chart down if we have to!
00:59:13All right, all right!
00:59:15Obviously, it's unusually cold in the building today.
00:59:18Not necessarily due to a malfunction of our boiler.
00:59:22That piece of shit is totally gone.
00:59:24You can't prove that.
00:59:25Proof?
00:59:26My parakeet is frozen solid.
00:59:28I could crack walnuts with him.
00:59:30I called every heating contractor in the city.
00:59:32They're all booked solid.
00:59:33It's winter!
00:59:34What do you want me to do?
00:59:35Go out and kidnap one?
00:59:36Yeah!
00:59:36And drag him back here?
00:59:38Yeah!
00:59:38Well, I'm not gonna do it!
00:59:39If I can tough it out, so can you people!
00:59:41How are we supposed to get warm in the meantime?
00:59:43Burn one of your kids!
00:59:45What do I care?
00:59:45You got an idiot!
00:59:52Big blue fighter out there, shit ass.
01:00:00I'm gonna keep it warm.
01:00:01Why don't they dance?
01:00:15You know what, and I don't want your help?
01:00:37Well, maybe you don't, but what about Peter?
01:00:39Get out of here.
01:00:40I'm not leaving.
01:00:41I want you to take that bag and get out of here.
01:00:44I can find my horse.
01:00:45Listen, listen, listen to me.
01:00:49You're acting crazy, Mom.
01:00:52Get out.
01:00:53Get out of here.
01:00:54You don't know what you're saying.
01:00:55Grandma!
01:00:56I know exactly what I'm saying.
01:00:58You're no good, and I don't want you around here.
01:01:00Yeah, well, maybe you don't, but what about you?
01:01:03He's my grandson, and I don't want him to turn into a bum.
01:01:07Look, I bought this bike with my own money.
01:01:10It's dirty money, Eddie.
01:01:11Look, I earned it.
01:01:12Yeah, you earned it.
01:01:12You earned it selling poison.
01:01:14Let's take this bike and get out.
01:01:15Because you mad at me, you got to take it out of the boy.
01:01:18Grandma, please.
01:01:20Come on.
01:01:21Eddie, take this bike and get out of here.
01:01:23No, Tito.
01:01:28Tito.
01:01:29Hey, Tito.
01:01:31Wait up.
01:01:33Tito, wait up.
01:01:44All right, Tito, what's the problem?
01:01:56I'm pissed off, that's all.
01:01:58What, the bike?
01:01:59I saw the bike.
01:02:00I can understand that.
01:02:01Oh, yeah, right.
01:02:02Like, you know.
01:02:03Well, yeah, I know.
01:02:04I mean, I can understand.
01:02:05Listen, let me try to explain something to you.
01:02:09Your grandmother did the right thing.
01:02:12See, she couldn't let you keep that bike.
01:02:14Because if she lets you keep that bike, it's like saying whatever your father did to get the money to buy the bike is okay.
01:02:21You understand?
01:02:23And, um, she can't do that.
01:02:26Because, well, what your father does, he does bad things.
01:02:30So do you.
01:02:32Well, I mean, it might look like that to you because you're a little kid.
01:02:35But, um, I mean, uh, there's a big difference between your father and me.
01:02:40Yeah?
01:02:41What?
01:02:42Well, for one thing, I don't make a living off other people's misery.
01:02:46You don't?
01:02:47No, I'm a businessman.
01:02:48You're a slum lord.
01:02:50I'm not a slum lord.
01:02:51Great, we'll order up some room service then.
01:02:53All right, so maybe it ain't the plaza.
01:02:55It's a garbage dump.
01:02:57Why don't you get lost, huh, Tito?
01:02:58Tito, you up there?
01:03:00Yeah, I'm up here.
01:03:02Will you come down here and do your homework right now?
01:03:05I'm coming.
01:03:07You know, if you think about it, we sort of have the same problem.
01:03:21You know, if you fix this place up, you might actually make some people happy.
01:03:28Maybe even yourself.
01:03:29But your daddy wouldn't like that.
01:03:32And you're too chicken to take that risk.
01:03:36Aren't you, Kritsky?
01:03:37Thank you, Mr. Kritsky.
01:03:49Good, good, good, good.
01:03:52Good, good, good.
01:04:05Good, good.
01:04:05All right.
01:04:06Here you go, Reverend.
01:04:09Way to wrap it up.
01:04:10Give me one.
01:04:12Get him out.
01:04:13Get him out.
01:04:13Oh, bud.
01:04:14Hey, hey.
01:04:17Where's mine?
01:04:18What is this?
01:04:18You're selling these to the tenants, right?
01:04:20Oh, I'm not selling them.
01:04:22Tito, put that down.
01:04:23Three, two, three.
01:04:23Tito, take over.
01:04:30I'm giving every one of the tenants one of these.
01:04:32That's why I wanted you to come by and witness this.
01:04:34You know, you could pass the word on to Judge Stoneface.
01:04:37Well, the haters are a good start.
01:04:38Understanding, of course, that if you hadn't run the building into the ground in the first place,
01:04:41this wouldn't even be necessary.
01:04:42I'm taking care of the problem.
01:04:43That's what I'm supposed to do.
01:04:44Well, it's more of a gesture, not a solution.
01:04:48Look, I'm not looking for the Medal of Honor, okay?
01:04:50I just think it would be nice if for once you could acknowledge I'm not a total jerk.
01:04:54Is that hard?
01:04:54Well, you're nice.
01:04:57And it is nice.
01:05:00It is, isn't it?
01:05:02All right, let me finish.
01:05:05All right, let's go.
01:05:06Get in line.
01:05:12Wait a minute.
01:05:13Wait a minute.
01:05:16Hey!
01:05:16Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:17Hey, get away from them.
01:05:18Put that stuff down.
01:05:20Put that stuff down like that.
01:05:22Get down.
01:05:23What do you think you're doing?
01:05:24Boiler broke, so I...
01:05:26What are you?
01:05:28An expert on boilers now?
01:05:29Huh?
01:05:30It's broken when a qualified technician says it is.
01:05:33I'll send over a qualified technician.
01:05:35We're freezing inside.
01:05:36We?
01:05:37We?
01:05:38How many times do I have to tell you?
01:05:39It's us and them.
01:05:41You think I wouldn't find out about this?
01:05:43You use the company credit card.
01:05:45They call for authorization.
01:05:47That crap belongs to me.
01:05:49I wasn't on the truck.
01:05:50Now!
01:05:51Mr. Kritsky, you're interfering with Mr. Kritsky's compliance with a court order.
01:05:55I know what the court order says.
01:05:57Within 120 days.
01:05:58A lot could happen in 120 days.
01:06:00Like spring.
01:06:01You don't need heat in spring, counselor.
01:06:06Let me explain something to you, son.
01:06:08You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back to where it was.
01:06:11I know.
01:06:12You fix the plumbing, they put chicken balls on the toilet.
01:06:14Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts.
01:06:18You fix one shitty toilet on the soldier.
01:06:21One toilet, you're out of the will.
01:06:24Give me that, buckwheat.
01:06:26What do you call it, buckwheat?
01:06:28You fat fuck.
01:06:29You little shit, you!
01:06:34Come on, Pop, let him have it.
01:06:36It's Bob!
01:06:37It's his.
01:06:38I paid for them.
01:06:40I'll pay for everything then, okay?
01:06:42I'll pay for it.
01:06:43I'm gonna put in a new boiler, too.
01:06:45If you can't get your guy to come down here and do it, then I'll find somebody to put it in.
01:06:49Can't you just let me handle this myself?
01:06:51Let me do this, huh?
01:06:53Please, Pop, go home.
01:06:54They brainwashed you, like Patty Hearst.
01:06:57What's next?
01:06:58You're gonna bring it to Disney World?
01:06:59Ah, don't call me Pop.
01:07:02I don't recognize you anymore.
01:07:04You're not my son.
01:07:07You're breaking my heart.
01:07:08Come on, you gotta carry these things.
01:07:27If you want them, I can't.
01:07:27I know that must have been a hard thing for you to do.
01:07:41You want to come up to my apartment to keep me warm?
01:07:45Nothing weird.
01:07:46First time.
01:07:46You know, man on top.
01:07:47You don't need me.
01:07:51I think you're hot enough for the both of us.
01:07:53I think you're hot enough for the both of us.
01:07:56You can't touch this.
01:08:02You can't touch this.
01:08:02My, my, my, my music hit me so far.
01:08:08I basically say, oh, my Lord, thank you for blessing me.
01:08:11Well, my too, my, and you might feel good when you know you're down.
01:08:15I see the whole world from the old town.
01:08:16And I know inside you and this is beautiful you can't touch.
01:08:20I told you, homeboy, you can't touch this.
01:08:25Yeah, that's how we living and you know you can't touch this.
01:08:28Touch my eyes.
01:08:30Yeah, you can't touch this.
01:08:32You know, let me bust the phone.
01:08:34There it is.
01:08:35Fresh new kicks and pants.
01:08:36You got it like that.
01:08:37And you know you might be a fool.
01:08:38I see how you're out of your seat.
01:08:40I see how you're going to catch this.
01:08:42I see how you're going to catch this.
01:08:43Hold on.
01:08:44Hold on.
01:08:44And when it's going on, like that.
01:08:46Like that.
01:08:47Hold on, I'm going to mention it.
01:08:48Let them know.
01:08:49That you're too right.
01:08:51And this is a beautiful thing.
01:08:52I can't touch.
01:08:54Yeah, I told you, you can't touch this.
01:08:58What is that in there?
01:08:59You can't touch this.
01:09:00Yo, sound the bill.
01:09:02School is in, son.
01:09:03You can't touch this.
01:09:04Give me a song.
01:09:05A rhythm, make no sense.
01:09:06That's what I'm getting on now.
01:09:10Yeah, who is it?
01:09:12Smiley.
01:09:13Well, what do you want?
01:09:14You got a geek?
01:09:14Come in.
01:09:16Too much.
01:09:16Let's go.
01:09:17Let's go.
01:09:17I don't know.
01:09:18I don't know.
01:09:19I don't like dancing and stuff, so maybe later.
01:09:21I don't like dancing and stuff, so maybe later.
01:09:25Thanks.
01:09:25OK.
01:09:26OK.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:28Well, I hear music, but I didn't know.
01:09:29I think you should come, otherwise you're going to look like an anti-social or something.
01:09:34You know, I'm in the middle of this puzzle.
01:09:35I love to do these, you know?
01:09:37I mean, I have a couple of other things I have to do.
01:09:40It's easy, you know, so maybe later.
01:09:43I don't know.
01:09:44I don't know.
01:09:44I'm not, you know, I don't like dancing and stuff, so maybe later.
01:09:48Thanks.
01:09:49OK.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:52Yeah.
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:54Yeah.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:57Yeah.
01:10:01Yeah.
01:10:02Can't touch this.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:04Yeah.
01:10:05Yeah.
01:10:06Can't touch this.
01:10:07Yeah.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Hey, look at my eyes, man.
01:10:38Hey, look at my eyes, man.
01:11:08I'm having a hard time hearing you.
01:11:10I'm at a party.
01:11:11Just with some of the brothers, you know, getting down on a nasty cell.
01:11:15Did I hear you say a party?
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:17Mr. Kritsky, you know you're not supposed to leave the building.
01:11:20I left the building.
01:11:20What are you talking about?
01:11:21I'm downstairs with some of my neighbors.
01:11:23Really?
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:25Well, that's very uplifting, Mr. Kritsky.
01:11:29Does this mean you finally realize you have to bring the building up to code?
01:11:32Well, yeah, you know, I mean, this is how things start, right?
01:11:35First nail, first toggle bulb, first screw.
01:11:41Most things.
01:11:42Yeah.
01:11:42Look, Sven Singer, I don't want to promise you any miracles or anything, but I had some
01:11:46great ideas, you know, and I thought maybe you would like to come over and check them
01:11:53out.
01:11:53Kritsky, are you asking me to come over to your place?
01:11:56Well, yeah.
01:11:57I mean, you're supposed to check up on me anyway, right?
01:11:59If you want me to come over and see you, why don't you just ask me?
01:12:04All right, come on over and see me.
01:12:05Can't do it.
01:12:08I was in court all day.
01:12:09I didn't even make it into the office.
01:12:11I'm beat.
01:12:12All right, I'll call you another time.
01:12:14Good night.
01:12:15Bye, Louis.
01:12:25Watch out!
01:12:26Here I go!
01:12:29I told you, homeboy.
01:12:31Take this guy.
01:12:33Yeah, that's how I'm living in here.
01:12:34No, I'm taking this guy.
01:12:36Look in my eyes.
01:12:37I'm taking this guy.
01:12:40I'm a bust of my marriage.
01:12:42I'm a bust of my marriage.
01:12:44Y'all like that, and I know you want me to come over and come over and come out of yourself.
01:12:48And y'all like you're out.
01:12:49Take this guy.
01:12:50Bye, bye.
01:12:50Bye, bye.
01:12:50Bye, bye.
01:12:59Bye.
01:13:00Bye.
01:13:01Louie!
01:13:01Louie!
01:13:03Louie, God damn it!
01:13:05What the fuck?
01:13:06Pop!
01:13:08Louie!
01:13:10Pop!
01:13:15Louie!
01:13:19You all right?
01:13:20Yeah, yeah.
01:13:20What's the matter?
01:13:21No, nothing.
01:13:22Nothing.
01:13:22No, I'm fine.
01:13:23Look.
01:13:23I got good news for you.
01:13:26You're out on bail.
01:13:28You kidding?
01:13:28No, no, I'm not kidding.
01:13:29Come on, pack up all your stuff and let's get out of here.
01:13:31Come on, let's go.
01:13:32This is great.
01:13:33Well, don't stand there like a statue.
01:13:35You're home.
01:13:36Let's go.
01:13:36Come on.
01:13:36I want to wait here.
01:13:38Are you kidding?
01:13:38No.
01:13:39No, hurry.
01:13:39All right, all right.
01:13:40I'll wait for you downstairs.
01:13:41All right.
01:13:42Hurry up, boy, will you?
01:13:46Oh, shit.
01:13:47Oh, boy.
01:13:53Well, well, well.
01:14:03And where is the Prince of Whiteness sneaking off to?
01:14:07I'm out of here, Liotta.
01:14:09What?
01:14:09That's it.
01:14:10I'm sprung.
01:14:10I'm going back to civilization.
01:14:12I'm going home.
01:14:22Hey.
01:14:23Hey, Liotta.
01:14:24Yeah?
01:14:26Check this out.
01:14:35James Brown, move over.
01:14:43Hey, do me a favor.
01:14:46Yeah?
01:14:48Well, the kid I said goodbye.
01:14:51OK.
01:14:52I will.
01:14:55Loli, come on.
01:14:57What?
01:14:57Are we in a race?
01:14:58I don't want to be around this dump.
01:14:59Look at our hat.
01:15:00Come on.
01:15:00Throw it in.
01:15:02Get in the car.
01:15:03Come on.
01:15:03Get in the car.
01:15:04Who'd you bribe today?
01:15:17I didn't bribe anybody today.
01:15:20I went to see the bed signal woman.
01:15:22You went to see Naomi?
01:15:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:23I told you.
01:15:24Take out Big Lou.
01:15:24You're in trouble.
01:15:25She got the message.
01:15:26You went to the office?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:28Today?
01:15:29Yeah.
01:15:34What are you doing?
01:15:35Get your foot off the brake.
01:15:36All right.
01:15:37What's going on?
01:15:38What do you mean?
01:15:38What are you doing?
01:15:39What's going on?
01:15:39Naomi wasn't in her office all day.
01:15:41Look, you're not involved.
01:15:42It's just a roof.
01:15:43It's not going to be a big fire.
01:15:45Jesus, I'm a fire.
01:15:46Louie.
01:15:47Oh, look at the people in bed.
01:15:48It doesn't take much to come up a building.
01:15:50Louie, come back.
01:15:52What are you doing?
01:15:52Louie, it'll just be the roof.
01:15:55The city will close the building and you can come home.
01:15:59Louie.
01:16:01Louie, listen to me.
01:16:04Louie, come back here.
01:16:05Louie, come here.
01:16:07Louie.
01:16:08Louie, don't go in there.
01:16:10Louie, I didn't know what to do.
01:16:11Louie, come back here.
01:16:18Louie.
01:16:19Louie, listen.
01:16:21Louie, don't go in there.
01:16:23Louie, listen to me.
01:16:24Louie, come here, will you?
01:16:26Louie.
01:16:28Louie.
01:16:32Hey, put that shit down.
01:16:36Put it down.
01:16:37Fuck you.
01:16:37No, fuck you.
01:16:38There's not going to be a fire.
01:16:39It must be Junior.
01:16:40Well, Junior, your old man over there paid me a lot of money to light this place up.
01:16:45And that's what I'm going to do.
01:16:46No, nobody's burning my building.
01:16:48You understand?
01:16:49You understand?
01:16:50Nobody's going to burn my building.
01:16:52I'm not an arsonist and neither are you.
01:16:54You, get off my roof before this trouble.
01:16:57There's already trouble.
01:16:58I'll throw you right the fuck off this roof.
01:17:00Yeah, you and who else?
01:17:01Me.
01:17:01Me.
01:17:01Me too.
01:17:04Me too, shithead.
01:17:18What do you want to do?
01:17:19I've already got my money.
01:17:26You're not keeping it.
01:17:36You don't understand.
01:17:37I got scared.
01:17:41I don't want to lose you to these...
01:17:43These what?
01:17:45They're people.
01:17:46Yeah, look at them.
01:17:47Human beings.
01:17:48Not animals, Pop.
01:17:49You don't burn somebody out of their home just because everything's not going your way.
01:17:53You gave me this building.
01:17:54It's mine, remember?
01:17:56I'm going to run it the way I think it should be run.
01:17:58I'm going to run it the way I think it should be run.
01:18:28Under here.
01:18:29Hey, Pop.
01:18:32Pop, wait, wait, wait.
01:18:34Wait.
01:18:37You can't do that.
01:18:39Don't you understand?
01:18:40Huh?
01:18:41Don't you understand?
01:18:43There's kids up there.
01:18:45People live here.
01:18:46I mean, anything could happen.
01:18:47Those things get out of control.
01:18:49I don't want my father to do that.
01:18:51I didn't mean to embarrass you upstairs, but I didn't know what to do.
01:18:53What do you expect me to do?
01:18:56You just don't stop.
01:18:58Louie.
01:19:20Louie.
01:19:22If you need me.
01:19:44Thanks, Pop.
01:19:49Feels good, don't it.
01:20:15What?
01:20:20You mean your own man?
01:20:30Let's go.
01:20:31We got a lot of things to do up there.
01:20:33Don't you believe I actually had to turn it down last night?
01:20:45This place has been painting since I moved in.
01:20:47A little son of a gun actually painted the hallway.
01:20:51Fresh paint, new curtains.
01:20:53I can't believe it.
01:20:54Yeah, my oven's working.
01:20:56Oh, girl, my cousin's moving in next week.
01:21:00Hey, look at this, man.
01:21:02Are you okay to say goodbye?
01:21:03Yeah, Marlon, I'm sure it's breaking their hearts.
01:21:06Hey, Peter, I'll get that bike.
01:21:09Hey, don't worry, Grinsky.
01:21:10I'm not going to tell anybody you brought me the bike.
01:21:15Hey, look how nice you all got together.
01:21:18You should do this every month.
01:21:19This way I can get my rental at once.
01:21:21We all just want to make sure you're leaving.
01:21:24I have just one thing to say.
01:21:26I want to say one thing, too.
01:21:27Let's keep it short and sweet.
01:21:29Goodbye.
01:21:30My sink is broken.
01:21:31It's not my problem anymore.
01:21:32You have to give those problems to your new super.
01:21:35Oh, Marlon, hey.
01:21:38All right, come on, I got to go.
01:21:45I don't fucking believe it.
01:21:47My car.
01:21:49Marlon, you shouldn't have.
01:21:51I can't believe it.
01:21:52It's a miracle.
01:21:54Where'd you get all the original parts and everything?
01:21:56Well, I guess when you put your mind into something.
01:21:59I mean, you know, everybody's been so nice.
01:22:01Give me my car back.
01:22:02I'm almost sad to leave.
01:22:07Anyway, thanks.
01:22:09Marlon!
01:22:23Marlon!
01:22:25Marlon!
01:22:26Oh, shit.
01:22:27Who the hell took my car?
01:22:34Give me the rent, give me the rent, give me the rent, that's all he ever says, man.
01:22:51If anybody could be bad, that chunk can.
01:23:05Louie Krizki is the name of the snigwit.
01:23:07And he's the super of this hell pit.
01:23:09Pardon my French, though.
01:23:10But I'm serious.
01:23:11This building is driving me hilarious.
01:23:13No plumbing, no heat, no electricity.
01:23:15It's basically a box with holes to me.
01:23:23Give me the rent.
01:23:24Give me the rent.
01:23:25Give me the rent.
01:23:26Look here, look here.
01:23:27What do we have here?
01:23:28Rats in the building?
01:23:29You know he don't care.
01:23:30He's Louie Krizki and he thinks you're all the chumps.
01:23:32This is no crib, it's one big bump.
01:23:34Got a fly girl, eat to ride in his vent.
01:23:36Oh, the only problem is it don't want to go.
01:23:38So he's hanging on the court, running the beat ball, betting for the rent.
01:23:41Too bad he's gonna take a fall.
01:23:44Yeah!
01:23:46Make it crazy money when everything goes.
01:23:48When there's logic on your door, everybody goes.
01:23:50It's the super.
01:23:52It's the super.
01:23:55Parent, parent, parent, pet.
01:23:58Whoop.
01:24:02Give me the write, give me the write, give me the write.
01:24:05Give me the write.
01:24:07This guy's gonna...
01:24:08The hamper.
01:24:10Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:24:13Listen, then we can start dancing and have a great time.
01:24:16And it's super duper doper fresh.
01:24:19I know, it's fresh, it's crumsy!
01:24:22Pairy, Pairy, whoops.
01:24:25Whoops. My name is Tito. Tito's my name, running errands for Kritsky, that's my game.
01:24:32He was forced to limper and he thought he would flip, but when he hung with me, I sculpted
01:24:35him on a positive tip. Now the building's looking fly, and Kritsky and I are chilling.
01:24:41He ain't yelling because he fixed everything up in the building.
01:24:48It's the super. It's the super. So watch what you do.
01:24:54You know it's true, cause everything you do will come back at you, you know.
01:25:07Tito, where you going? Sorry, babe. I'm on a mission. I got business to take care of.
01:25:16Tito, can I have a ride on your bike?
01:25:19Popularity has its price.
01:25:31Parent, parent, is it?
01:25:34Parent, parent, is it?
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