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Um cachorro abandonado chamado Reggie se une a outros vira-latas para se vingar de seu antigo dono.

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00:00Hoje vai ser o melhor dia de hoje.

00:03Eu amo as luzes, eu amo as flores,

00:06mas mais do que tudo, eu amo Doug.

00:11Ei!

00:11Shut the fuck up!

00:13Fucking piece of shit.

00:14That's Doug!

00:15The best owner in the world.

00:19We're playing this game called fetch and fuck.

00:21Fetch!

00:22He drops me off really far away

00:25and drives home without me.

00:27When I bring the ball back, he says fuck.

00:30That's how I know I won the game.

00:34Hey honey, you ever been with an Afghan before?

00:37I don't think so, but thank you.

00:40Take it from me kid, he left your ass.

00:42No, that can't be right.

00:43You are officially a straight.

00:46That would mean Doug doesn't love me.

00:49Poor little guy.

00:50I should probably talk to him.

00:52I am a therapy dog.

00:53Reg, you can learn how beautiful he can be

00:56when you're off the leash.

00:58This beer is making me dizzy.

00:59This is about to get real dizzy up in this bitch.

01:01I'm having a great time.

01:03Look at this motherfucker right here.

01:04What you want?

01:04Huh?

01:05I don't need you little bitch ass friend

01:06with the motherfucking home perm and shit.

01:07What did you just say?

01:08I would hate for this to get violent.

01:11You were straight.

01:12You can do anything you want.

01:14I'm going back to Doug's.

01:16What?

01:16The fuck, man?

01:17I'm going to bite his dick off.

01:19I don't wait.

01:19Did he just say bite?

01:20Yeah, I'm still a little drunk, but...

01:22I said, I'm going to bite his dick off.

01:26Oh, we gon' fuck shit up.

01:33Big day today.

01:33You ever humped anything before?

01:35I wouldn't say I've humped, per se.

01:36There you go, Reg.

01:37I'm doing good.

01:38He'll let Gnome, you're his daddy.

01:39Hey, Gnome, I'm your father.

01:41It's good to finally meet you.

01:42Reg.

01:42Even under these strange circumstances, Reg.

01:46We're completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads

01:49are really hurting right now.

01:50So how exactly could this get worse?

01:54Oh, my God, holy fuck!

01:55What?

02:03Oh, shit.

02:04Guys, we've got a dick to rip off.

02:08What are those?

02:09Kinda looks like food.

02:10Oh, shit.

02:11Uh, give me a sec.

02:12You look different.

02:14Shit, you look different, too.

02:15How so?

02:16Is it my human hands?

02:19How so?

02:20How so?

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