A Couple's Vacation in the Mountains Turns Into a Nightmare / Best Horror Movie in English / Full HD

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00:00:00This is not going to end well.

00:00:30This is not going to end well.

00:01:00This is not going to end well.

00:01:30This is not going to end well.

00:01:59That burger.

00:02:29This burger was one of the best burgers I've ever had.

00:02:35And that pretzel bun was amazing.

00:02:38Yep.

00:02:39Yeah.

00:02:40Yeah.

00:02:41How do you think they do that?

00:02:45I don't know.

00:02:47Do you think it's the flour?

00:02:48Kyle!

00:02:49Enough about the goddamn pretzel bun.

00:02:51Yes, maybe it was delicious.

00:02:53Okay.

00:02:54I'm just saying that...

00:02:58Oh my god!

00:03:00What's wrong?

00:03:02Nothing.

00:03:02I just...

00:03:03No, I...

00:03:04I just can with you.

00:03:07So...

00:03:08Never mind.

00:03:09It's fine.

00:03:10Fair enough.

00:03:12Oh, you want to hear some music?

00:03:14I do not, thank you.

00:03:16You know, Dr. Holman said that we should talk about this stuff as it comes up, so...

00:03:22She also said don't obsess over shit.

00:03:24That's true.

00:03:26Come on, work with me here.

00:03:30It's just that, when you incessantly talk about shit, it drives me up the goddamn wall.

00:03:35I remember Dr. Holman said about cursing, that it's like stabbing someone with little

00:03:40knives made of hurtful words.

00:03:41Jesus Christ.

00:03:42Okay.

00:03:43Okay.

00:03:44No, you are correct.

00:03:45That's correct.

00:03:46Let me rephrase myself for you.

00:03:49Um...

00:03:50Darling, when you talk about the same thing over and over again, you know, it just kind of

00:03:56gets really irritating.

00:03:57And it kind of just drives me...

00:04:01Bonkers!

00:04:02Oh, God, is that word okay for you?

00:04:05Yeah.

00:04:06Yeah, bonkers words for me.

00:04:08Oh, okay.

00:04:09Good.

00:04:10And I want to say to you that I appreciate your honesty, and I will do my best to not do

00:04:17that anymore.

00:04:18Oh, well, thank you.

00:04:20God, that would be terrific.

00:04:27That burger was really good.

00:04:34Where'd you find this place?

00:04:48Dr. Holman recommended it.

00:04:49She said it was a great place to work things out.

00:04:51Hmm.

00:04:52Hmm.

00:04:53Hey.

00:04:54I'm sorry.

00:04:55I'm out earlier.

00:04:56It's okay.

00:04:57I mean, it's why we came here in the first place, right?

00:04:58Mm-hmm.

00:04:59Mm-hmm.

00:05:00I'll take this.

00:05:01Okay.

00:05:02Oh, my God, it's so cute!

00:05:03I love it!

00:05:04And look at the decor!

00:05:05And look at this!

00:05:07We are in Big Bear.

00:05:08That's a bear.

00:05:09We are in Big Bear.

00:05:10That's a bear.

00:05:11Oh, my God, it's so cute!

00:05:12I love it!

00:05:13And look at the decor!

00:05:16And look at this!

00:05:31We are in Big Bear.

00:05:34That's a bear.

00:05:35That's a bear.

00:05:36Ah!

00:05:42Oh, yeah.

00:05:43You're good.

00:05:45I'm sorry.

00:05:48Oh, yeah.

00:05:51Oh, yeah.

00:05:52Oh, yeah.

00:05:54Oh, yeah.

00:05:59Oh, yeah.

00:06:05Yeah, what's up?

00:06:08Kyle, you need to stop ignoring my calls.

00:06:11Oh, I told you I was on vacation with my wife this weekend.

00:06:14Oh, that's sweet and all, but we need to talk business.

00:06:16I told you that we would talk on Monday.

00:06:19Who the hell do you think these guys are, Kyle?

00:06:21They're gonna break your fucking legs.

00:06:23You're just being melodramatic.

00:06:26I'm serious. They don't fuck around.

00:06:28You don't welch on these guys. You just don't.

00:06:30Unless you want to wind up like Johnny Mendoza.

00:06:33Who the fuck is Johnny Mendoza?

00:06:34If you have to ask, then you're fucked.

00:06:37That's all I gotta say.

00:06:38I just need to tell them you're gonna get them their money.

00:06:43Well, I don't have it.

00:06:46Hello? Are you still there?

00:06:48You are fucked.

00:06:50When you see what I can do, I'll call you tonight.

00:06:54Kyle?

00:06:55What are you doing?

00:06:57Oh, uh, Mom called.

00:07:00She just, uh, wanted to make sure that we made it here okay.

00:07:02Oh, that's sweet of her.

00:07:05Come here.

00:07:08This is our weekend.

00:07:09No phone.

00:07:10Boop.

00:07:11Okay.

00:07:15Okay sounds great.

00:07:16I don't want you to see where the key is.

00:07:29I don't want you to see where the key is.

00:07:30Seriously?

00:07:31Seriously.

00:07:32Okay.

00:07:32Turn around.

00:07:33Why?

00:07:33Because.

00:07:34I don't want you to see where the key is.

00:07:35Seriously?

00:07:36Seriously.

00:07:37Okay.

00:07:38You can turn around again.

00:07:39You want to go for a hike?

00:07:40Oh.

00:07:41Oh.

00:07:42Oh.

00:07:43Oh.

00:07:44Oh.

00:07:45Oh.

00:07:46Oh.

00:07:47Oh.

00:07:48Oh.

00:07:49Oh.

00:07:50Oh.

00:07:51Oh.

00:07:52Oh.

00:07:53Oh.

00:07:54Oh.

00:07:55Oh.

00:07:56Oh.

00:07:57Oh.

00:07:58Oh.

00:08:15Oh.

00:08:21Oh.

00:08:22Jesus, why did we have to do this?

00:08:29Come on, it's not so bad.

00:08:31Ah!

00:08:32Oh my god, are you okay?

00:08:33Oh, you're peachy!

00:08:35Not too much farther.

00:08:37What's not too much farther?

00:08:38We'll see.

00:08:41Oh!

00:08:42See, isn't it nice?

00:08:44It's so beautiful.

00:08:46Wow.

00:08:48You're right.

00:08:50I told you.

00:08:52That's nice.

00:08:54Crying a shame, too.

00:08:56The girl's gone for you.

00:08:58Just a gram.

00:09:00Oh, no coming up here.

00:09:02I'm going to die.

00:09:04What did he say?

00:09:06I'm going to die.

00:09:08He's coming.

00:09:10He's coming for you.

00:09:12Hey, hey, hey, look, buddy.

00:09:14Listen, my wife and I were just

00:09:16trying to enjoy ourselves here.

00:09:18You don't get it.

00:09:20The man is coming for you.

00:09:22He's evil.

00:09:23You're a god damn.

00:09:24Evil!

00:09:25Okay, let's get the hell out of here.

00:09:26Okay, okay.

00:09:27The man is coming for you!

00:09:48What?

00:09:49What do you think that guy was talking about?

00:10:07What guy?

00:10:09What do you mean what guy?

00:10:10That weird guy at the end of the trail.

00:10:16Oh, I don't know.

00:10:19He's probably just drunk, babe.

00:10:22Probably didn't mean anything by it.

00:10:24Who was he talking about?

00:10:27I mean, who does he think is trying to kill us?

00:10:29I don't know.

00:10:30It's fine.

00:10:31Just relax.

00:10:32I'm sure he doesn't mean anything.

00:10:33People talk nonsense all the time.

00:10:35Hmm?

00:10:38Hmm.

00:10:50If you say so.

00:10:51It's really good.

00:10:53Is it as good as the pretzel bun?

00:10:54Of course it is.

00:10:55Hmm.

00:10:56Hmm.

00:10:57So I was thinking we should try one of those exercises Dr. Holman suggested.

00:11:09Really?

00:11:10Yeah.

00:11:11Of course it is.

00:11:15So, I was thinking we should try one of those exercises Dr. Holman suggested.

00:11:21Really?

00:11:23Yeah.

00:11:25Come on, that's why we're up here, Kyle.

00:11:28Okay.

00:11:30Okay, okay.

00:11:32I think it's time for honesty hour.

00:11:37We really have to play that one?

00:11:38Yeah.

00:11:39Fine.

00:11:40Okay.

00:11:41Um, I would like to admit that I took $500 out of our savings account to buy a new purse the other day.

00:11:54What?

00:11:55I know. I'm not proud of it, but it did happen.

00:11:59You know we really can't afford that right now, right?

00:12:02I know. I'm so sorry.

00:12:05Okay.

00:12:06Okay.

00:12:07Okay.

00:12:08I can handle this calmly.

00:12:11Oh, great.

00:12:12Honey.

00:12:13Uh huh.

00:12:14Jessica.

00:12:15Uh huh.

00:12:16Jessica.

00:12:17You know we really can't afford to be spending money like that on purses.

00:12:23I know.

00:12:24Would you possibly be willing to return it?

00:12:29Oh yeah, I'd be willing to do that.

00:12:30Good.

00:12:31Except for I...

00:12:32Except for what?

00:12:33Except for what, Jessica?

00:12:34I was going to say except for...

00:12:35I can't really return the purse.

00:12:39Why can't you return it?

00:12:40Why can't you return it?

00:12:41Well, you know the fountain of the grove?

00:12:42Yeah, I know the fountain of the grove.

00:12:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:44Okay.

00:12:45Well, I was sitting next to the fountain watching the water show.

00:12:46You know the one with the music where the water sprays up and down and up and down.

00:12:47Anyways.

00:12:48Um.

00:12:49The purse may have dropped into the water.

00:12:50What, are you fucking serious?

00:12:51You ruined it?

00:12:52I can't really return the purse.

00:12:53Why can't you return it?

00:12:54Well, you know the fountain of the grove?

00:12:56Yeah, I know the fountain of the grove.

00:12:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:58Okay.

00:12:59Well, I was sitting next to the fountain watching the water show.

00:13:03You know the one with the music where the water sprays up and down and up and down.

00:13:08Anyways.

00:13:09Um.

00:13:10The purse may have dropped into the water.

00:13:13What, are you fucking serious?

00:13:16You ruined a $500 purse?

00:13:18Kyle.

00:13:19This is a non-judgmental exercise.

00:13:26Oh my god.

00:13:34Oh my god.

00:13:36Oh my god.

00:13:38What are you doing?

00:13:44I'm trying to not lose my shit right now.

00:13:45Well, what the hell, Kyle?

00:13:46What do you want me to say?

00:13:47That I'm sorry?

00:13:48Okay, babe.

00:13:49I'm really sorry.

00:13:50It's a really cute purse.

00:13:51Now it's really...

00:13:52Fuck the purse.

00:13:53I want the $500.

00:13:54Oh my god.

00:13:55Why are you yelling?

00:13:56Why am I...

00:13:59Why am I...

00:14:08Okay, it's your turn.

00:14:10My turn for what?

00:14:11It's honesty hour.

00:14:12You have to tell me something you did wrong.

00:14:17Well...

00:14:19I haven't done anything wrong.

00:14:21Come on.

00:14:23What?

00:14:24I haven't.

00:14:25Kyle, I know you.

00:14:26What is that supposed to mean?

00:14:28You would bet on if a dog takes a shit or not.

00:14:31You're telling me you haven't gambled at all lately?

00:14:33Yeah, well that's exactly what I'm telling you, even though I didn't actually say that.

00:14:38Kyle, I'm not judging you.

00:14:40It's okay.

00:14:41Yeah, and I appreciate that.

00:14:43Hmm?

00:14:44But...

00:14:45I haven't done anything wrong.

00:14:48I am clean.

00:14:49I am clean as a preacher sheets.

00:14:52Clean as a preacher sheets.

00:14:55What the hell kind of old saying is that?

00:14:58It's just...

00:15:00It's just...

00:15:01You know, we should just drop this.

00:15:02We should just drop it.

00:15:06Can we just drop this for my own frickin' sanity?

00:15:08Okay!

00:15:11Do you want to, like, pull around or something?

00:15:39Woof!

00:15:41Yeah.

00:15:42Yeah, you like that?

00:15:43Oh, yeah, you like that?

00:15:44Yeah, that's sexy.

00:15:46Oh!

00:15:47Oh!

00:15:48Oh!

00:15:49Oh, yeah, you like that?

00:15:50Oh, yeah, you like that?

00:15:51Yeah, that's sexy.

00:15:52Oh!

00:15:53Oh!

00:15:54Oh, yeah, flip me!

00:15:55I flipped you off.

00:15:56I flipped you off.

00:15:57Okay.

00:15:58I'm taking control.

00:15:59Okay.

00:16:00I'm taking control.

00:16:01Okay.

00:16:02Do you hear that?

00:16:03I hear what?

00:16:04Oh, shit.

00:16:05What the fuck?

00:16:06What the fuck?

00:16:07Real romantic.

00:16:08Real romantic.

00:16:39Dave, tell me you got good news for me.

00:16:40Hello.

00:16:41Would you like to get rid of your credit card debt?

00:16:42We can help.

00:16:43The fuck?

00:16:44Wow.

00:16:45That was something.

00:16:46You can sleep on the couch tonight, okay?

00:16:49Fuck!

00:16:50Hello, would you like to get rid of your credit card debt?

00:16:53We can help.

00:16:54The fuck?

00:16:57Wow, that was something.

00:17:00You can sleep on the couch tonight, okay?

00:17:06Fuck.

00:17:20Kyle.

00:17:41Kyle, wake up.

00:17:46Kyle, get your abs up.

00:17:54Morning.

00:17:55It's almost noon.

00:17:58Oh, well shit.

00:18:00Why did we come up here, Kyle?

00:18:02Tell me.

00:18:04To, uh...

00:18:05To work on our marriage.

00:18:06That is correct.

00:18:08Does this look like we're working on our marriage?

00:18:14It does not.

00:18:15Bingo.

00:18:16It does not.

00:18:17But you know what?

00:18:18We're not gonna fail.

00:18:19This marriage is not going to fail.

00:18:22Except for my parents.

00:18:23Every goddamn marriage in my family has failed.

00:18:25And we are going to be the exception.

00:18:27Do you hear me?

00:18:28Yes, I hear you.

00:18:29It's impossible not to hear you.

00:18:30Could I maybe get an aspirin?

00:18:31You know, my sister got a divorce.

00:18:33My aunt got a divorce.

00:18:34All of my cousins.

00:18:36It's not gonna happen to us.

00:18:38Because we are strong.

00:18:39We're gonna beat the odds.

00:18:41We are gonna beat the goddamn odds.

00:18:44Do you hear me?

00:18:45Yes, yes, I hear you.

00:18:46Jesus, I hear you.

00:18:47Good.

00:18:48Good.

00:18:49So, what would you like for breakfast?

00:18:51Oh, no, I, uh...

00:18:53Oh my god, pancakes!

00:18:54I'm gonna make pancakes.

00:18:56Such a good idea.

00:18:57Yeah, great.

00:18:58Whatever you want.

00:18:59By the way, I hid the key.

00:19:02You'll never find it this time.

00:19:04What?

00:19:05That's right.

00:19:07It's just you and me up here.

00:19:10And we're gonna work things out.

00:19:12No matter what it takes.

00:19:17Do you want strawberries in your pancakes?

00:19:19Fuck my life.

00:19:20What was that?

00:19:22I said I love my wife.

00:19:25Okay.

00:19:34Okay, how am I doing?

00:19:47You're doing so great.

00:19:48Okay.

00:19:51Okay, about a foot in front of you.

00:19:53There's a rock about six inches tall.

00:19:55You're gonna want to go around it.

00:19:56Okay.

00:19:57Alright.

00:19:58Ow!

00:19:59I said you should go around it.

00:20:02Okay.

00:20:03Oh my god.

00:20:04Oh, yay!

00:20:05Baby, we did it!

00:20:06Yay!

00:20:07Okay, it's your turn.

00:20:10Jess, this is really dumb.

00:20:12No, it's not really dumb.

00:20:14It is, though.

00:20:15Okay, I'm gonna put it on you.

00:20:22Okay.

00:20:23Yay!

00:20:26Okay, wait.

00:20:27Wait here.

00:20:28Okay, I'm waiting.

00:20:29Okay, can you hear me?

00:20:31I hear you.

00:20:32Okay.

00:20:33Walk towards me.

00:20:34Slowly.

00:20:35Slowly.

00:20:41Okay, not that slowly.

00:20:42We're gonna be here all day.

00:20:43Well, shit.

00:20:49How is this supposed to help our marriage?

00:20:51It helps build trust.

00:20:52Oh.

00:20:53Well, I would trust you a lot more if you wouldn't spend $500 on a purse.

00:20:57Just saying.

00:21:02Awesome, baby.

00:21:03Yeah?

00:21:04Follow my voice.

00:21:05Follow me.

00:21:06Follow my voice.

00:21:07Keep coming.

00:21:09You're doing great, babe.

00:21:10Yeah?

00:21:11Mm-hmm.

00:21:12Alright, this is good.

00:21:13Yeah.

00:21:18How's your head doing, baby?

00:21:19Right as rain.

00:21:20I swear, I didn't see that rock.

00:21:25Yeah.

00:21:26What was that?

00:21:27I don't know.

00:21:28I think it was probably just an animal or something.

00:21:29Why don't you get washed up for dinner?

00:21:30I'll be ready in about 10.

00:21:31Okay.

00:21:48Okay.

00:21:49I think it was probably just an animal or something.

00:21:51Why don't you get washed up for dinner?

00:21:53I'll be ready in about 10.

00:22:01Hey, uh...

00:22:03Listen, I know things kind of got off to a rocky start,

00:22:05but, uh...

00:22:07I think we're actually making some progress.

00:22:09Yeah, I do too.

00:22:11Yeah?

00:22:13Good.

00:22:15Go get washed up.

00:22:17Two things, baby.

00:22:19Okay.

00:22:27This is good.

00:22:35Not hungry?

00:22:37Well, not really.

00:22:41What are you nervous about?

00:22:43What do you mean?

00:22:45I mean...

00:22:47You only rub your hands together like that when you're nervous.

00:22:53Oh.

00:22:55Probably just have some anxiety, that's all.

00:22:57Probably nothing.

00:22:59Maybe I'll take some Xanax.

00:23:01You want to go easy on those, they tend to knock you out.

00:23:19I'm sure I'll be fine.

00:23:21Okay.

00:23:23So...

00:23:25What do you want to do?

00:23:29I have an idea.

00:23:35What's this game called?

00:23:37It's called The Midnight Man.

00:23:39Is this one of those games that Dr. Holman came up with?

00:23:41Yes, but I first heard about it when I was a kid.

00:23:43Hey.

00:23:45Listen, all these supernatural games that you were into was cute when we were dating.

00:23:51But come on, now you're 30 years old.

00:23:53I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

00:23:55Okay, fine.

00:23:57Okay.

00:23:59How do you play?

00:24:01Okay, so...

00:24:03So, you hold the lit candles in your hands and you say,

00:24:07Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.

00:24:09Then, you knock on the door seven times,

00:24:11and you open the door, blow out the candle, and close the door.

00:24:17And then what happens?

00:24:19Then you wait for the Midnight Man.

00:24:21Who's the Midnight Man?

00:24:23A ghost.

00:24:24Why would you want to do that?

00:24:25Because it's fun.

00:24:27Is it though?

00:24:29Yeah.

00:24:30Come on.

00:24:31I'll go first.

00:24:32Come on, babe.

00:24:33Okay.

00:24:34It'll be fun.

00:24:35I have my candle.

00:24:41Okay.

00:24:45Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.

00:24:57Spooky.

00:24:58Your turn.

00:24:59What the fuck am I doing with my life?

00:25:01Hey.

00:25:02Be nice.

00:25:07Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.

00:25:14Oh, look!

00:25:15It's a scary Midnight Man coming in to kill us.

00:25:18Come in, Mr. Midnight Man.

00:25:20Before you kill us, maybe you should warm your little cold tootsies by our fire.

00:25:24Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

00:25:26Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

00:25:27Whatcha reading?

00:25:28It's a book I found in the bedroom.

00:25:29Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:30That's interesting.

00:25:31Yeah?

00:25:32Well, it was either this or Little Women and this worn out.

00:25:33It's a book I found in the bedroom.

00:25:34Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:35Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:36That's interesting.

00:25:37Yeah?

00:25:38Well, it was either this or Little Women and this worn out.

00:25:42Hey.

00:25:43Hey.

00:25:44Hey.

00:25:45Hey.

00:25:46Thanks.

00:25:47For what?

00:25:48You're putting up with me.

00:25:49I know you're not really into all the stuff I like to do.

00:25:52Yeah.

00:25:53It's a book I found in the bedroom.

00:25:54Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:55Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:56Haunted Big Bear Lake.

00:25:57That's interesting.

00:25:58Yeah?

00:25:59Well, it was either this or Little Women and this worn out.

00:26:01Hey.

00:26:02Hey.

00:26:03Hey.

00:26:04Thanks.

00:26:05For what?

00:26:06You're putting up with me.

00:26:07I know you're not really into all the stuff I like to do.

00:26:17Yeah.

00:26:18Actually, it was kind of fun.

00:26:21Hey, did the Midnight Man ever show up?

00:26:26No.

00:26:27Well, if he shows up after you fall asleep, I'll be sure to say hi for you.

00:26:33You're welcome.

00:26:34Hey, tell me some good things.

00:26:38Good things?

00:26:40Mm-hmm.

00:26:41Well, despite my up and down attitude about it,

00:26:46I'm actually enjoying our little getaway so far.

00:26:51I mean, I know why we're here, but you know, I've kind of started to think of it as like a

00:26:56kind of vacation.

00:26:58Yeah?

00:26:59It's all about having a good experience.

00:27:03Don't you agree?

00:27:05Jessica?

00:27:06Hey.

00:27:07Out like a light.

00:27:08All right.

00:27:09Let's go.

00:27:10Come on.

00:27:11Come on.

00:27:12Let's go, baby.

00:27:13Come on.

00:27:14Come on, baby.

00:27:15Come on.

00:27:16Come on.

00:27:17Come on, baby.

00:27:18Come on.

00:27:19Come on.

00:27:20Come on.

00:27:21Come on.

00:27:22Come on, baby.

00:27:23Come on.

00:27:24Come on.

00:27:25Come on, baby.

00:27:26Come on.

00:27:27I'll see you next time.

00:28:27Who the fuck are you?

00:28:36Jess?

00:28:39Alright, it's gonna be like that, huh?

00:28:41Hey!

00:28:42Oh, fuck this shit.

00:28:45Oh, you're a fast one, I'll give you that.

00:28:55Don't, don't do that.

00:29:05What?

00:29:06Just, just don't, don't hit me, please.

00:29:09I can't go to auditions with bruises on my face.

00:29:11Wait, what's going on here?

00:29:13Your wife.

00:29:14What about my wife?

00:29:16She hired, she hired me to do this.

00:29:19She hired you to kill me?

00:29:21What?

00:29:22No, no, no, she said something about you guys having marriage problems and she thought that

00:29:25maybe if there was a guy after you that it might, like, you know?

00:29:28She thought it would bring us closer together?

00:29:30Yes.

00:29:31What the fuck?

00:29:35Yeah, I thought it was weird too, but I was like, you know what, I need the money.

00:29:38This knife isn't real, by the way.

00:29:40Look at this, huh?

00:29:41Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:29:42Hi, my name's Billy.

00:29:43Kyle.

00:29:44Yeah, no, I know.

00:29:45That's weird that she didn't even wake up with all the yelling and shit.

00:29:48Then she took a bunch of Xanax, she'll be out till morning.

00:29:51Oh, that's great.

00:29:53Um, God, this is just not any of my business, but you guys have a really weird relationship.

00:30:03You think?

00:30:04I do, yeah.

00:30:05Have you ever thought about, like, I don't know, couples therapy or something?

00:30:09We are in therapy.

00:30:10No shit.

00:30:11Yeah.

00:30:12Oh, man.

00:30:13Oh, you know, just, I would, like, go in there and I would try to get my money back,

00:30:19because that shit ain't working.

00:30:24So, uh, you're an actor?

00:30:28Yes, sir.

00:30:29Yeah.

00:30:30Really?

00:30:31Been at a couple B-movies?

00:30:32Yeah.

00:30:33Perhaps you've seen Lake of Blood 7?

00:30:34Huh?

00:30:35And no, you know, before you say anything, I don't mean Blood Lake.

00:30:37It's an entirely different franchise that I am not a part of, even though I've tried

00:30:42several times.

00:30:43Like, I've gotten in there in front of the casting director and I feel like I'm giving

00:30:46everything and she's giving nothing.

00:30:48Okay.

00:30:49So you're an actor?

00:30:50Yeah.

00:30:51Okay, so how much did Jess pay you?

00:30:53Uh, 500 bucks.

00:30:54You know?

00:30:55Oh, and then a little extra for the motel?

00:30:57Jesus Christ.

00:30:59Yeah.

00:31:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:31:01Did she pay that crazy guy in the woods to say all that crazy shit about somebody coming

00:31:06to kill us?

00:31:07Um, no.

00:31:09I think that was just some drunk guy talking shit.

00:31:12And she doesn't know about this?

00:31:15Hey, Billy.

00:31:16How'd you like to make a couple extra bucks?

00:31:20Kyle?

00:31:21Kyle?

00:31:22Where are you?

00:31:23I'm in here, baby.

00:31:27Good morning, sleepyhead.

00:31:28What time is it?

00:31:29Well, it's coming up on three o'clock.

00:31:30What?

00:31:31Why didn't you wake me up earlier?

00:31:32Well, when it's Xanax o'clock.

00:31:33I mean, what do you want me to do?

00:31:34Well, when it's Xanax o'clock, I mean, what do you want me to do?

00:31:39Hey, you want a sandwich?

00:31:40Here you go.

00:31:41How'd you sleep?

00:31:42How'd you sleep?

00:31:43I slept pretty good.

00:31:44You might have to have a sandwich.

00:31:45I'm in here.

00:31:46I'm in here.

00:31:47Kyle, where are you?

00:31:48I'm in here, baby.

00:31:52Good morning, sleepyhead.

00:31:54What time is it?

00:31:56It's coming up on three o'clock.

00:31:57What?

00:31:58Why didn't you wake me up earlier?

00:31:59Well, when it's Xanax o'clock, I mean, what do you want me to do?

00:32:04Hey, you want a sandwich?

00:32:07Here you go.

00:32:09How'd you sleep?

00:32:11I slept pretty good.

00:32:13You must be hungry.

00:32:15Not really.

00:32:18Hey, uh, did the midnight man come last night?

00:32:23No. No, he didn't.

00:32:29Hey.

00:32:31What do you keep looking at there? Come on.

00:32:34Um, just looks like a really, really nice day, baby.

00:32:38Oh, it is. It is. It's really nice.

00:32:40Hey, you want to go on another hike? Yeah?

00:32:49What the hell? You didn't want to do this the other day.

00:32:51I had a change of heart.

00:32:57Oh, look at that view.

00:33:01Yeah, I know. We were just here two days ago.

00:33:04You're back, Wolf. He didn't kill you.

00:33:11Dude, what are you talking about?

00:33:13I'm talking about the boogeyman. The boogie woogie man.

00:33:16The what?

00:33:18Hey, listen, man. Seriously, do you, uh, what do you need? Some money or something?

00:33:22Fuck you, man. I don't need your goddamn charity.

00:33:25I got my pride. Thank you very much.

00:33:27Hey, wait. Who's the boogeyman?

00:33:33He's pure evil, lady.

00:33:35Come at you when you least expect it.

00:33:37Like in those old-time horror movies from the 80s.

00:33:42Old-time horror movies from the 80s, huh?

00:33:45He'll get you, too, pretty boy.

00:33:47He's haunted these woods for decades.

00:33:48He ain't gonna slow down now.

00:33:51He don't always look the same.

00:33:53So it's different.

00:33:54So why hasn't he taken you?

00:33:55He will. Just a matter of time.

00:34:00You folks, have a blessed day.

00:34:14All I'm saying is that maybe you were right.

00:34:17Maybe we should get out of here.

00:34:19Just all that stuff that guy was saying really creeped me out.

00:34:22Oh, come on. A guy was just drunk.

00:34:23Oh, I don't know. It just seemed off.

00:34:25Hey, don't worry about it.

00:34:26Plus, I'm starting to really like it here.

00:34:29What is wrong with you?

00:34:30What?

00:34:31I'm just happy to be here with my wife.

00:34:33That's all.

00:34:36Ba-ba-boop!

00:34:37Ugh!

00:34:39You seem chipper.

00:34:41Well, why shouldn't I be chipper?

00:34:42No, it's good.

00:34:43I took a look at the lockbox earlier.

00:34:50Did you try to force it open with something?

00:34:53Why would you say that?

00:34:56Oh.

00:34:57I don't know.

00:34:59Maybe because there were scratches all over the face of the lock.

00:35:01Look, why do you need your phone so badly, Kyle?

00:35:10Because we live in the 21st century and everyone needs their phone.

00:35:13It's like a hat or a horse was back in the old west.

00:35:17Oh, good analogy.

00:35:19Dinner's ready.

00:35:20Great.

00:35:21So, uh, what do you want to do tonight?

00:35:34I don't know.

00:35:37You want to try Midnight Man again?

00:35:39What?

00:35:40Yeah, yeah.

00:35:43I think maybe we should give it another try.

00:35:45He didn't really seem to care the other day.

00:35:47Well, what can I say?

00:35:49You're persuasive.

00:35:49Come on, grab the candles.

00:35:55So, I found a book on seances in the second bedroom.

00:35:59What kind of weird-ass books do they have in this place?

00:36:01I know, right?

00:36:02Well, it turns out we played the game wrong yesterday.

00:36:06What do you mean?

00:36:07You're supposed to put a little drop of blood into the flame

00:36:10before you say the chant and you knock on the door.

00:36:13Okay, you're crazy.

00:36:14All right, hold this.

00:36:15Here you go.

00:36:16Okay.

00:36:19Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.

00:36:35I guess he doesn't want to visit me today.

00:36:49Okay, your turn.

00:36:51Kyle, I don't want to do this anymore.

00:36:53It's not fun.

00:36:53Well, come on.

00:36:54We're having a good time.

00:36:55No, it's just that everything that the guy said today, it just really freaked me out.

00:36:58Hey, he was probably just drunk.

00:37:00Don't worry about him.

00:37:02Hey, we're having a good time here.

00:37:03Don't you love this kind of thing?

00:37:05I even got you your own safety pin.

00:37:08Oh, that's so romantic.

00:37:10Plus, I sterilized it for you.

00:37:11Oh.

00:37:12God, get it over with.

00:37:13Ow!

00:37:16All right.

00:37:26Midnight Man, Midnight Man, I invite you in.

00:37:28Guess he doesn't want to visit you either.

00:37:44Oh, my God, Kyle.

00:37:57What the fuck did you do?

00:37:59What?

00:38:00He was attacking us.

00:38:01No, he wasn't.

00:38:02Billy, Billy, can you hear me?

00:38:06Shit.

00:38:13Yeah, that won't be necessary.

00:38:15Yeah, I need to call the hospital.

00:38:17No, you don't.

00:38:18Yes, I do.

00:38:19Okay, Billy, you can get up now.

00:38:23Oh, thank God.

00:38:24These things are not built for comfort.

00:38:32You knew?

00:38:33You're such an asshole.

00:38:35That's so fucked up.

00:38:36Is it?

00:38:37Is it more fucked up than paying someone to scare us?

00:38:41Come on, this isn't couples therapy anymore, Jessica.

00:38:43This is fucking insane.

00:38:45Dr. Holman put you up to this, didn't he?

00:38:46No, she didn't.

00:38:47Yes.

00:38:48No, she didn't.

00:38:49Yes.

00:38:49It was my idea.

00:38:50I just thought that maybe...

00:38:51So if we're finished here, I was thinking I would just get back to LA tonight, I'll catch

00:38:55a show, whatever.

00:38:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll take care of you.

00:38:59I just need to check these messages real fast.

00:39:00Kyle, you really need to call me ASAP.

00:39:05Some shit is gonna go down.

00:39:08Kyle, why aren't you picking up your phone?

00:39:10Call me.

00:39:14You look nice.

00:39:17Hey, it's me.

00:39:19Look, I can't hold these guys off anymore.

00:39:22I've done all I can.

00:39:23You need to call me.

00:39:24Holy shit, man.

00:39:28I just had a visit from those guys.

00:39:30They broke my arm and my goddamn nose.

00:39:32I'm sorry.

00:39:33I couldn't.

00:39:34I told them where you are.

00:39:39Kyle, I just found out they're sending someone for you.

00:39:43You really need to get the fuck out of there.

00:39:45Now!

00:39:49Ask the message.

00:39:54Kyle, who is that?

00:40:01I don't know.

00:40:03I think I should tell you something.

00:40:11What's going on?

00:40:14Kyle, is this part of your joke?

00:40:15What's going on?

00:40:18Hey, look.

00:40:19We can talk about this.

00:40:22You know how...

00:40:23Morning, sunshine.

00:40:44Well, not really.

00:40:46It's almost 10 p.m.

00:40:48But this is just a figure of speeches you probably know.

00:40:51Who are you?

00:40:52What do you want?

00:40:54So many questions.

00:40:57I'm not exactly sure why you feel you're in a position to ask questions.

00:41:06Given the circumstances, I'll indulge you.

00:41:10They call me a Hamilton.

00:41:13No, that's not my real name.

00:41:15That's what they call me.

00:41:17And you know what I want.

00:41:22Well, I don't have any money.

00:41:23All my bosses figured that out.

00:41:25They don't usually send me out to collect if a person does have money.

00:41:30It's not my money.

00:41:33Are you a hit man?

00:41:35Hit man?

00:41:37If I were a hit man, you'd be fit.

00:41:41No.

00:41:43I'm an accountant.

00:41:45I'm an accountant.

00:41:47An accountant?

00:41:49Yes.

00:41:51I'm an accountant.

00:41:55And right now you're fucking up my books.

00:41:57You see, I have this thing of an order.

00:42:01I like my clients' books to be nice and balanced.

00:42:05When people don't pay their debts,

00:42:07it fucks up my balance.

00:42:13And then everything gets fucked.

00:42:15You understand?

00:42:19Fucked.

00:42:21Get it?

00:42:27Nod, if you understand.

00:42:33Do you have any cheese?

00:42:37Do you have any cheese?

00:42:41Yeah, I think we have some cheese, yes.

00:42:43In the fridge.

00:42:45I looked in it earlier, I didn't see any.

00:42:47Oh.

00:42:49Did you maybe check the second shelf?

00:42:51Bottom, left, in the back?

00:42:53Alright.

00:42:55Perfecto!

00:42:57Perfecto! Perfecto!

00:42:59My friend, thank you so much.

00:43:07Let's have a look.

00:43:11Oh!

00:43:12That's terrible!

00:43:13This cabinet tastes like dirt and nail polish.

00:43:17Although I did buy it from the gas station down the corner.

00:43:23So what was I expecting, right?

00:43:25Also, let me just say that I really hate coming to these out-of-the-way country-ass places.

00:43:39You wouldn't understand, but a bald black man, wearing a suit, draws a lot of attention around here.

00:43:47Let me tell you.

00:43:51Oh, she's fine.

00:43:53She'll be okay.

00:43:57What happened to Billy?

00:43:59Oh, he's dead.

00:44:00What?

00:44:01Well, I hit him a little too hard.

00:44:03It's a damn shame, but it's an occupational hazard, you know?

00:44:09I can't believe you...

00:44:11I can't believe you killed Billy!

00:44:13What did you do with his body?

00:44:16The trunk of your car.

00:44:17Which was not easy, let me tell you.

00:44:22Let's get right down to the nitty gritty.

00:44:27We need to figure something out here, Kyle.

00:44:31Because, as you can imagine, I can't go back to my bosses empty-handed.

00:44:45You like this music, by the way?

00:44:50Good, right?

00:44:53It's my buddy's band.

00:44:58They're great.

00:44:59Nobody listens to jazz anymore.

00:45:02People just want rap and auto-tunes.

00:45:05Ain't that fucked up.

00:45:06I mean, really, ain't that fucked up.

00:45:09Hey.

00:45:11Ah.

00:45:17Kyle.

00:45:19What happened?

00:45:20Evening, ma'am.

00:45:30Oh my god, why are we tied up?

00:45:32Who are you?

00:45:35Kyle, who is this?

00:45:37It's...

00:45:39complicated.

00:45:40No, it's not.

00:45:41No, it's not.

00:45:43Your husband owes my bosses 50 large and I fear to collect.

00:45:5050 thousand dollars?

00:45:53Uh huh.

00:45:54I'm sensing there's a lack of communication here.

00:45:59Oh my god, 50 thousand dollars? Are you fucking kidding me?

00:46:03I'm sorry.

00:46:05You said you gave up gambling.

00:46:07I did, but...

00:46:09But, but what, Kyle?

00:46:11There's a guy here who's gonna kill us.

00:46:12And you are giving me shit about buying a $500 purse.

00:46:18Goddamn.

00:46:19You people need a therapist.

00:46:22We have a therapist.

00:46:23No shit, who?

00:46:24Dr. Holman.

00:46:25West LA.

00:46:27Seriously?

00:46:29No, no really.

00:46:32I go to her too.

00:46:35What kind of dumb ass exercises has she got you all doing?

00:46:39Oh god, the blindfold thing?

00:46:42Oh!

00:46:43Yes!

00:46:44Yes!

00:46:46We did that one too.

00:46:48My husband tricked me into walking into a goddamn tree.

00:46:55Oh my god, where's...

00:46:57Where's Billy?

00:46:59Oh, he um...

00:47:02He let him go.

00:47:05Yeah.

00:47:09I didn't have any business with Fat Boy.

00:47:12So I let him go.

00:47:16Oh, thank god.

00:47:18Well, you wanna talk about fucked up?

00:47:21How about paying somebody to pretend to kill us?

00:47:25Why did you ring up so much gambling debt and now there's somebody here who's gonna actually kill us?

00:47:31Ooh...

00:47:33Good gracious.

00:47:35You people are worse than me and Brad.

00:47:38This is spicy.

00:47:40I'm so sorry but...

00:47:42I really am a voyeur.

00:47:46I love seeing couples interact.

00:47:48So...

00:47:52What's gonna happen here?

00:47:54That depends.

00:47:59Mmm.

00:48:01Mmm.

00:48:03Mmm.

00:48:04Mmm.

00:48:05Mmm.

00:48:07It's terrible.

00:48:12So, your husband here owes us a substantial amount of money and my books need to balance.

00:48:20Preferably, I'd like to get that payment in cash.

00:48:24Which I'm assuming you don't have.

00:48:29Alright.

00:48:31Scratch.

00:48:33Cash. Payment.

00:48:35Lost the list of options.

00:48:37In the absence of money, I need something that's worth 50 grand.

00:48:47We don't have anything worth $50,000.

00:48:50Have you seen our car?

00:48:51Don't you know?

00:48:53Let's see.

00:48:54If you owe $20,000, I could break your legs.

00:49:03But...

00:49:06Then again...

00:49:08You don't have two and a half legs to break.

00:49:11Maybe we could work out some sort of...

00:49:14A payment plan.

00:49:16Oh!

00:49:19Payment plan!

00:49:20Sure!

00:49:23I could go tell my bosses,

00:49:26Hey guys,

00:49:28Kyle is gonna pay every month

00:49:31like he's buying a couch

00:49:34on layaway.

00:49:36Yeah!

00:49:38That solves everything, right?

00:49:41No.

00:49:43Doesn't fly.

00:49:45Maybe I could call my parents and ask them for the money.

00:49:47There's no way your parents are gonna give you that much money.

00:49:50You don't know that.

00:49:51Come on, they wouldn't help us with the rent that time.

00:49:53We were gonna get evicted.

00:49:55Oh, that's ice cold.

00:49:57Please just let me try.

00:50:02Okay.

00:50:09I've got no funniness in this.

00:50:11Got me?

00:50:12Okay.

00:50:15Hello? Mom?

00:50:16Mom, hi, hi.

00:50:17No, I'm sorry. I know it's late, yeah.

00:50:23Uh-huh.

00:50:25Wow, he ate the whole thing, huh?

00:50:27Look, Mom, look, I'm sorry to have to cut you off, but...

00:50:30Kyle and I are kind of in a situation here.

00:50:34No, Mom, I'm not pregnant. Don't sound so happy.

00:50:37Look, look, don't sound so sad, either.

00:50:41Look, can I talk to Dad, please?

00:50:44Well, damn.

00:50:46Look, Mom, okay, I know this is gonna sound really weird, but...

00:50:50Kyle and I are in a lot of trouble.

00:50:53We're...

00:50:55We need $50,000.

00:50:57No, Mom, stop laughing.

00:51:00Look, Mom, I can assure you that we need the help.

00:51:02It is life or death.

00:51:05No, I am not drunk.

00:51:08Oh, my God. Mom, please, please, I assure you...

00:51:11Look, do you want to see your daughter and your son-in-law die?

00:51:17Mother, we have been over this.

00:51:20He is your son-in-law. You are gonna have to accept that, okay?

00:51:23Mom, please, Mom!

00:51:25Mom!

00:51:28So she hung out.

00:51:29So, we're back where we started.

00:51:33Some colorful relationships you've got here.

00:51:37Please, Jessica hasn't done anything wrong.

00:51:40Please, just let her go.

00:51:43And you can do whatever you want to me.

00:51:46Kyle.

00:51:48Please.

00:51:50I mean, you know I'm right.

00:51:52I know you're a fair man.

00:51:55Eh, I admit you're not wrong.

00:52:09Okay, this is the only fair thing I can think of.

00:52:12You're going to decide how he pays his debt.

00:52:19What?

00:52:21What do you mean?

00:52:25He owes $50,000.

00:52:28Or something worth $50,000.

00:52:32You're going to choose what that is.

00:52:37No, I don't know. I don't know.

00:52:40Sure you do. Come on.

00:52:42Look, I cannot tell you how to hurt my husband.

00:52:45I can't do that.

00:52:47Sure you can.

00:52:49You people are one step away from killing each other anyway.

00:52:55This way you can just, you know, just hurt him a little.

00:53:00Because let's be honest.

00:53:02You are angry that he was gambling behind your back, right?

00:53:07Jessica, Jessica, don't listen to him.

00:53:12Let me make it easy for you.

00:53:18Since I'm a nice guy, and I don't know, there's something about young love that kind of pulls at my heart strings.

00:53:32I'm going to give you two choices.

00:53:36A, he can lose his pinky toe.

00:53:41B, he can lose his two front teeth.

00:53:46No, I can't, I can't choose that.

00:53:50What?

00:53:52Well, you're going to have to, or else I'm going to do both.

00:53:56I mean, let's be real about this.

00:54:02This is much better than me breaking both of his legs, isn't it?

00:54:07I mean, I'm giving you guys a discount here.

00:54:12So, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

00:54:19Time's up. What's it going to be?

00:54:22Please, please don't make me choose this.

00:54:24Afraid I'm going to have to.

00:54:26And your answer is...

00:54:28Toe, take the toe, take the toe, please.

00:54:30Great choice.

00:54:32Makes sense because he can always cover it up with his shoe.

00:54:34But the other way, he'd have to get dentures.

00:54:38I do believe that you really, really do care for this man.

00:54:49Just hold on for a second.

00:54:52Let me grab a knife and I'll be right back, folks.

00:54:57Jessica, what the hell?

00:55:00What? Would you have rather he take your teeth?

00:55:05Well, we ready?

00:55:08You don't have to do this.

00:55:10Stop whining.

00:55:12Come on!

00:55:14Nobody forced you to take money from us, okay?

00:55:19There was no gun to your head.

00:55:22You did it knowing that you couldn't pay.

00:55:25Now it's time to sack up and feast the consequences.

00:55:30All right, Chief! Let's have that leg!

00:55:33Get it up!

00:55:35Am I all right?

00:55:37Oh, man!

00:55:39Oh, that stinks!

00:55:43You see these tussies?

00:55:45Okay.

00:55:46This little piggy went to market.

00:55:51This little piggy stayed home.

00:55:55This little piggy had roast beef.

00:55:58This little piggy had...

00:56:00My dad's calling!

00:56:02And this little piggy went...

00:56:04Wee, wee, wee!

00:56:06My dad, he's calling!

00:56:08My dad, he's calling!

00:56:10Can anything go right tonight?

00:56:12No funny business.

00:56:14Okay?

00:56:16Okay.

00:56:18Dad?

00:56:20Hi!

00:56:22Hi!

00:56:24No, I tried to explain it to Mom earlier.

00:56:27Well, yeah, we're getting in a lot of trouble right now.

00:56:30There's a guy here and he wants to collect on some gambling debts.

00:56:34Well, it's kind of a lot of money.

00:56:40$50,000?

00:56:43Mm-hmm!

00:56:45Please don't yell, Dad!

00:56:47Look, I really need your help right now.

00:56:50I have never asked for money before.

00:56:52Please!

00:57:00Okay.

00:57:01Okay, thank you.

00:57:04He hung up.

00:57:12Well?

00:57:14He's gonna give us the money.

00:57:15Yes!

00:57:17Thank God!

00:57:21Under one condition.

00:57:25What?

00:57:29He wants me to leave you?

00:57:30What?

00:57:31So look, my parents live really close, so it'll be two hours round trip.

00:57:43It's just that half of it's gonna be in cash and the other half is gonna be in a watch with some jewelry. Is that okay?

00:57:52Do I look like a pawn shop to you?

00:57:57Well, at least now you get something more valuable than Kyle's foot.

00:58:00Wait, wait, Jess.

00:58:01I mean, I don't know that I want this. I don't want to lose you.

00:58:10Kyle.

00:58:11I think at some point we're just gonna have to realize that maybe this isn't gonna work out.

00:58:20I mean, we've been working really hard on this for a long time.

00:58:23It's just getting worse and worse.

00:58:28Maybe this is for the best.

00:58:30But-

00:58:31I know. I know.

00:58:33Let's just be honest with ourselves for a minute, okay?

00:58:36I mean, I think that's kind of been our problem all along. Lack of honesty.

00:58:42I mean, we're obviously not honest with each other.

00:58:46I don't even know if we're honest with ourselves.

00:58:51That is so beautiful.

00:58:56Look, what do you say?

00:58:57Okay, but here are the rules.

00:59:08You got two hours, one minute later, and you'll never ever find this guy ever again.

00:59:18Same thing goes for any cops that crash our party.

00:59:21If I so much as get a smell of any bacon, he's done for.

00:59:31Now you got me.

00:59:33Mm-hmm.

00:59:34Two hours.

00:59:44Go.

00:59:45Fuck.

00:59:50Jess.

01:00:04Well, looks like we've got a little more time to spend together.

01:00:08This calls for more wine.

01:00:11Want some?

01:00:12Sure.

01:00:14My bag.

01:00:16All right.

01:00:18Now, I want to make sure that you don't do anything stupid that causes me to kill you before I get paid, okay?

01:00:37That's that.

01:00:46There you go.

01:00:49And...

01:00:51Please.

01:00:53Please.

01:01:03Shitty, isn't it?

01:01:18Isn't there a TV or something around there?

01:01:21Nope. Fuck.

01:01:25So, how did you and...

01:01:29Jessica.

01:01:30How did you and Jessica meet?

01:01:32You really want to hear that story?

01:01:35Better do something to pass the time, right?

01:01:39Okay.

01:01:42She hit me with her car.

01:01:44Come again?

01:01:46So, I'm walking down Wilshire Boulevard,

01:01:49trying to cross the street and I come to the corner

01:01:52and the walk sign comes on.

01:01:54I start to cross and...

01:01:56Jessica comes barreling through the intersection

01:01:59and she whacks me with the car.

01:02:02I go flying.

01:02:04I hit the ground.

01:02:05I don't know what the hell's going on.

01:02:06I'm in excruciating pain.

01:02:08Jessica comes over and she's totally freaking out.

01:02:12And she rides to the hospital with me in the back of the ambulance.

01:02:17And when I wake up, there she is at the end of the bed.

01:02:27And I ask her out on a date.

01:02:34And here we are.

01:02:36Two years later and six months into this marriage.

01:02:39No offense.

01:02:41That's a fucked up story.

01:02:44No wonder these people are having problems.

01:02:46She hit you.

01:02:47She hit you with her car.

01:02:49Yeah, I don't know.

01:02:50I guess we just need more couples therapy.

01:02:53Oh, sorry.

01:02:55What you need is a fucking divorce.

01:02:57That's what you need.

01:02:59Oh, that might have been right.

01:03:01But then what would be the point of all this couples therapy?

01:03:04I mean, we put in so much work and time trying to say this thing.

01:03:10My God, are you blind?

01:03:13The point of therapy is to figure out how you two can live happy and healthy lives.

01:03:19If that means getting a divorce, then that's how the chips fall, my friend.

01:03:24Come on, you know I'm right.

01:03:27What's happening right here, right now, is the best therapy you can get.

01:03:32Forcing you people to make damn decisions that matter.

01:03:37I don't want to get a divorce.

01:03:41Really?

01:03:44Then why do you gamble behind her back running up all this debt?

01:03:51I mean, you can't expect anyone to want to stick around if you do that to them.

01:03:58Oh, stop feeling bad for yourself, Kyle.

01:04:03You're just going to be a sad sack for the next hour and 47 minutes.

01:04:08Here.

01:04:13Take a drink.

01:04:20What happened there?

01:04:22Oh.

01:04:23Oh, we were playing another one of those stupid games.

01:04:26What's that?

01:04:27The game they play in prison where they take a knife and start stabbing around the fingers real fast?

01:04:32No, it's called Midnight Man.

01:04:35What did you say?

01:04:39Midnight Man.

01:04:41How it is?

01:04:43Yeah.

01:04:45I know about that shit.

01:04:48Your wife better hurry up and get back here real fast.

01:04:52Cause I'm not sticking around any longer than I have to.

01:04:56Oh my god, I fucking hate him.

01:05:05I will kill him myself if I have to.

01:05:07Are you fucking kidding me?

01:05:08Ow!

01:05:09God damn it!

01:05:15Help!

01:05:16What the fuck was I doing?

01:05:18Jesus.

01:05:19Somebody get me out of here!

01:05:29Help!

01:05:30Please!

01:05:35Billy?

01:05:36What's going on?

01:05:37Oh, thank god you're alive!

01:05:39Yay!

01:05:40Get the fuck out of the trunk.

01:05:42Oh, I'm good.

01:05:43I don't need a hand.

01:05:44Thanks.

01:05:49Where are we going?

01:05:50Just too much to explain!

01:05:51Just fucking roll with it, Billy!

01:05:55Oh, god.

01:05:56You know what?

01:05:57By the way, thanks so much for selling me out to my husband.

01:06:00Fucking coward.

01:06:01Oh, I'm sorry.

01:06:02I'm not going to let him beat the shit out of me for $500.

01:06:05Being pretty is the only skill that I have, Jessica.

01:06:07I just don't really think I should go to the hospital.

01:06:11Shut up, Billy.

01:06:24Hey, man.

01:06:26Why do you keep looking out that window?

01:06:28What are you so scared of?

01:06:32Why are you asking?

01:06:34I mean, you don't seem like the scared type.

01:06:37And when I mentioned that thing about the midnight ma-

01:06:40Don't say that name.

01:06:44Please.

01:06:46oh...

01:06:59You ladies, 유� diyor babies!

01:07:03Your wife's got about an hour.

01:07:07Then I'm going to get the fuck out of here!

01:07:16So, man, uh, where are you from?

01:07:23Oh, come on, man.

01:07:25If we don't talk to each other a little bit here,

01:07:27this night's going to go on and on.

01:07:28Where are you from?

01:07:31Compton.

01:07:33Why?

01:07:35Compton?

01:07:37That's something I mean.

01:07:39I don't know a lot about Compton, but it's a rough place, right?

01:07:43Yeah, Compton's a rough place.

01:07:48Bang-bang is a shoot you for nothing.

01:07:51Wow.

01:07:53And you, you pulled yourself out of those circumstances.

01:07:56That's great.

01:07:58Your family must be really proud, right?

01:07:59I mean, you became an accountant for a reputable business and everything.

01:08:04Yeah.

01:08:06Mom's real thrilled.

01:08:08Yeah, and she should be.

01:08:09I mean, I mean, you worked hard to get where you are, right?

01:08:14I mean, you don't want to, you don't want to just throw that away.

01:08:18I understand that.

01:08:19Yeah.

01:08:20Yeah.

01:08:22See, that's why I think that we should just walk away from this thing.

01:08:25I mean, is it really worth dying for this midnight,

01:08:28I mean, this late night guy?

01:08:32Come on.

01:08:32I'm just fucking with you, Kyle.

01:08:37I'm not in Compton.

01:08:40And you don't know shit about me.

01:08:45Oh.

01:08:46Does that mean you're not gay?

01:08:48Yes.

01:08:50I'm not gay.

01:08:51Or maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.

01:08:57What about Dr. Holman?

01:09:00Nah, I've been a patient of hers for a while.

01:09:03Nice lady.

01:09:06Or maybe I just got a packet of research on your wife and you

01:09:11before I came up here, and I'm lying about that, too.

01:09:17Here's the thing, Kyle.

01:09:19Why in the world would I tell you anything about myself?

01:09:23We're not friends.

01:09:25We're not dating.

01:09:27You don't need to know a goddamn thing about me.

01:09:32I'm just here to do a job.

01:09:35And that's it.

01:09:36Now, do you understand what I'm telling you?

01:09:42I'm beginning to understand.

01:09:47Sneaky, sneaky.

01:09:49Here, let me give you a little something.

01:09:51Wait a minute.

01:10:00Here, put your head out there.

01:10:05Get it.

01:10:05Hey, wipe your mouth.

01:10:25What the hell is that?

01:10:30Is somebody trying to steal my act?

01:10:35It's not going to leave.

01:11:00If I don't answer it,

01:11:04he's going to come in after us.

01:11:07What, are you serious?

01:11:09Do you look like I'm joking?

01:11:16This is not going to end well.

01:11:18So far, my day has been pretty fucked,

01:11:21so I wouldn't be surprised.

01:11:22See, man?

01:11:31It's probably just some kids fucking around.

01:11:33Right?

01:11:37Hamilton?

01:11:42Oh, God!

01:11:43Oh, fuck!

01:11:44Fuck!

01:11:45What the hell is it?

01:11:46Snap out of me, man!

01:11:48I'm not holding it.

01:11:49I'm going to be gay, man.

01:11:51Fuck you, man.

01:11:52This isn't real!

01:11:53This isn't real!

01:11:53No!

01:11:53Oh!

01:12:00A-looks!

01:12:02A-looks!

01:12:04A-looks!

01:12:04No!

01:12:07A-looks!

01:12:09A-looks!

01:12:10A-looks!

01:12:11A-looks!

01:12:12Kyle?

01:12:16Kyle, where are you?

01:12:17Jessica?

01:12:18Oh, my God!

01:12:21Oh, Jess!

01:12:23Oh, my God, how did you get free?

01:12:25Where's Hamilton?

01:12:26What? Where's Hamilton?

01:12:28We gotta get the fuck out of here.

01:12:30Oh, hey, you're alive.

01:12:32Ta-da!

01:12:34What the fuck?

01:12:36It's the Midnight Man!

01:12:38RIP!

01:12:40Oh, my God!

01:12:42No!

01:12:46Yessir!

01:12:48Ugh!

01:12:50RIP!

01:12:52RIP!

01:12:54RIP!

01:12:56RIP!

01:12:58RIP!

01:13:00RIP!

01:13:02RIP!

01:13:04RIP!

01:13:06Oh, my God.

01:13:36What the hell is this?

01:13:49Kyle?

01:13:54Kyle?

01:13:59Kyle!

01:14:01Hamilton?

01:14:03What the hell happened?

01:14:07Huh, long story.

01:14:09Kyle, is he back?

01:14:11I think so.

01:14:13Are you sure you're you?

01:14:15What do you mean am I sure on me?

01:14:17What do I look like? It's me, it's me, it's me!

01:14:20Sounds about right.

01:14:22Are you the Midnight Man?

01:14:24The Midnight Man?

01:14:26The Midnight Man?

01:14:28Did he come?

01:14:30Oh, you gotta be shitting me.

01:14:33You brought that bull's dead body in here?

01:14:38What kind of sick shit is that?

01:14:40No, he's not dead.

01:14:42Good morning.

01:14:44Oh.

01:14:45Look, uh, my wife got the money she promised you.

01:14:49Alright, it's cash and it's jewelry but it's all here.

01:14:53Well, that's great and all.

01:14:56But I still haven't heard.

01:14:58Why the fuck I'm tied to this goddamn chair?

01:15:04Because you were possessed and you tried to kill us.

01:15:08Is that reason enough?

01:15:11I was the Midnight Man?

01:15:16Yeah, and you tried to choke me to death.

01:15:18Look.

01:15:23Sorry.

01:15:28So look.

01:15:31If I untie you and I give you this bag,

01:15:35will you just go?

01:15:37And will we be square?

01:15:40Yeah, we'll be square.

01:15:42Now get me out of this goddamn chair, please.

01:15:44Okay.

01:15:45Okay.

01:15:54Be careful.

01:15:55Be careful.

01:15:56Okay, okay, okay.

01:15:57There you go.

01:16:14You're dead.

01:16:15You're dead.

01:16:16Said that if you take this, you have to leave, Kyle.

01:16:29Right?

01:16:30Are you willing to do that?

01:16:31I mean, hey, I get it.

01:16:33What you said is probably right.

01:16:34We'd definitely be happier if we were divorced.

01:16:36I mean, she deserves somebody better than me.

01:16:37I get it.

01:16:38Hey.

01:16:40Debts paid.

01:16:41Debts paid.

01:16:42You're good.

01:16:43You're good.

01:16:44I'm sorry.

01:16:45I'm sorry.

01:16:46If you take this, you have to leave Kyle.

01:16:47Right?

01:16:49Are you willing to do that?

01:16:51I mean, hey, I get it.

01:16:53What you said is probably right.

01:16:54We'd definitely be happier if we were divorced.

01:16:58I mean, she deserves somebody better than me.

01:17:01I get it.

01:17:02Hey.

01:17:04Debts paid.

01:17:05But Kyle, if you ever, ever, ever in your life make a debt that you can't repay, I will collect next time.

01:17:26Well, that's not gonna happen.

01:17:29Take care of her.

01:17:31She's a good one.

01:17:32You don't have to tell me that.

01:17:38Hey, guys.

01:17:41Have a great life.

01:17:49So what did your parents say about all this?

01:17:52Nothing I want to repeat.

01:17:53Hey, look.

01:17:56I know that we just fought for our lives and everything.

01:18:00But what do you think?

01:18:02Maybe we could go upstairs and...

01:18:05I don't know.

01:18:06Fuck yeah.

01:18:07Yeah?

01:18:08I don't know.

01:18:17You guys, you know, I was just...

01:18:20What the hell?

01:18:38Billy?

01:18:39Billy?

01:18:40Who's Billy?

01:18:41You didn't get away from me.

01:18:42That is what did you?

01:18:43Ah!

01:18:44Ah!

01:18:45Ah!

01:18:46Ah!

01:18:47Ah!

01:18:48Ah!

01:18:49Ah!

01:18:50Ah!

01:18:51Ah!

01:18:53Ah!

01:18:54Ah!

01:18:55Ah!

01:18:56Ah!

01:18:57Ah!

01:18:58Ah!

01:18:59Ah!

01:19:00Ah!

01:19:01Ah!

01:19:02Ah!

01:19:03Ah!

01:19:04Ah!

01:19:05Ah!

01:19:06Ah!

01:19:07Ah!

01:19:08Ah!

01:19:09Ah!

01:19:10Ah!

01:19:11Ah!

01:19:12Ah!

01:19:13Ah!

01:19:14Ah!

01:19:15Ah!

01:19:16Ah!

01:19:17Ah!

01:19:18Ah!

01:19:19Ah!

01:19:20Ah!

01:19:21Ah!

01:19:22Ah!

01:19:23Ah!

01:19:24Ah!

01:19:25Ah!

01:19:26Ah!

01:19:27Ah!

01:19:28Ah!

01:19:29Ah!

01:19:30Ah!

01:19:31Ah!

01:19:32Ah!

01:19:33Ah!

01:19:34Ah!

01:19:35Ah!

01:19:36Ah!

01:19:37Oh.

01:19:39Hey.

01:19:41Oh.

01:19:43Oh.

01:19:45Oh.

01:19:47Oh.

01:19:49Oh.

01:19:51Ow.

01:19:53What the fuck are you, you douchebag?

01:19:55Oh, thank god.

01:19:57Are you okay?

01:19:59I will be once we get the fuck out of here.

01:20:01I will be once we get the fuck out of here.

01:20:03Hey, Billy, wake up.

01:20:05Yes.

01:20:07Billy. Wake up.

01:20:09Oh, Jess.

01:20:11Do you need to ride back to the city or leaving?

01:20:13Uh, no, I'm good.

01:20:15I parked my car back at the motel, but thank you.

01:20:17Okay. Well, then we'll take you to the motel.

01:20:19Come on.

01:20:21Oh, hey.

01:20:23You're right back to the city or leaving?

01:20:25Uh, no, I'm good.

01:20:27I parked my car back at the motel, but thank you.

01:20:29Okay. Well, then we'll take you to the motel.

01:20:31Come on. Hey.

01:20:33Right behind you.

01:20:35Doing a good job, guys.

01:20:37Come on, Billy.

01:20:39Billy, let's go.

01:20:41You don't have to yell at me.

01:20:47Well, I never want to see this goddamn place again.

01:20:49Me neither.

01:20:51You did help us, though.

01:20:53Oh, I did.

01:20:55Still.

01:20:57Agreed.

01:20:59Done.

01:21:01And no more expensive purses.

01:21:03Jessica.

01:21:05There was no purse.

01:21:07I needed the money to pay Billy.

01:21:13What's that?

01:21:15Poe.

01:21:17Nice to meet you.

01:21:19Meet? We already met you a couple of times.

01:21:21Don't you remember?

01:21:23You really don't remember?

01:21:25Whatever, man.

01:21:27Nice to meet you.

01:21:29By the way, watch out for that damn place.

01:21:33Watch out for what?

01:21:35Death.

01:21:36Bunch of folks.

01:21:37Get the big one in there.

01:21:39Really? How many?

01:21:41Uh...

01:21:45Well, there was a four.

01:21:47And then the other three.

01:21:48And a couple.

01:21:49Oh, there was a five.

01:21:51And then the three more.

01:21:53That's three.

01:21:54How many?

01:21:56Uh...

01:21:57Eight. Seen.

01:21:58Seventeen.

01:21:59Eighteen.

01:22:00Around that neighborhood.

01:22:01Get the hell out of here.

01:22:03Eighteen people?

01:22:05They say it's cursed.

01:22:07You stay there overnight.

01:22:08With bad intentions.

01:22:09It'll eat you alive.

01:22:11But yeah.

01:22:12Probably just all ghost stories anyway.

01:22:14Right.

01:22:16People.

01:22:17Will believe anything.

01:22:18Won't they?

01:22:23No rush, guys.

01:22:24But I'd really like to get back to the hotel.

01:22:26We'll get going in a minute.

01:22:34Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

01:22:36Let's get the fuck out of here.

01:22:37He's gone.

01:22:38Yeah.

01:22:43Okay.

01:22:44Hey, I just want to say thank you so much again for all of your help.

01:22:45Hey, welcome.

01:22:46It's just a little matter of, like, you know.

01:22:47Oh shit.

01:22:48Yeah.

01:22:49Sorry.

01:22:50Here you go.

01:22:52Yeah.

01:22:54Yeah.

01:22:55And no hard feelings, right big guy?

01:22:56None what so ever.

01:22:57Hey.

01:22:58Hey, I just want to say thank you so much again for all of your help.

01:23:02Hey, I just want to say thank you so much again for all of your help.

01:23:07Hey, welcome.

01:23:08It's just a little matter of, like, you know.

01:23:10Oh shit.

01:23:11Yeah.

01:23:12Sorry.

01:23:13Here you go.

01:23:15Yeah.

01:23:16And no hard feelings, right big guy?

01:23:17None what so ever.

01:23:18Hey, how the hell did you two meet anyway?

01:23:19Oh, remember that improv class I took last summer?

01:23:20Oh, I got it.

01:23:21Yeah.

01:23:22Yeah.

01:23:23You were great.

01:23:24Oh my god, thank you.

01:23:25Wait, what the fuck?

01:23:26Oh, so you two are staying together.

01:23:27I just, I wasn't sure that that was set in stone and we've had like a will they, won't

01:23:28they vibe all weekend.

01:23:29But I'm just really happy that that worked out for you two.

01:23:30I don't know.

01:23:31Yeah.

01:23:32Yeah.

01:23:33Yeah.

01:23:34Yeah.

01:23:35Yeah.

01:23:36Yeah.

01:23:37Yeah.

01:23:38Yeah.

01:23:39Yeah.

01:23:40Yeah.

01:23:41Yeah.

01:23:42Yeah.

01:23:43Yeah.

01:23:44Yeah.

01:23:45Yeah.

01:23:46Yeah.

01:23:47Yeah.

01:23:48Yeah.

01:23:49Yeah.

01:23:50Yeah.

01:23:51Yeah.

01:23:52I worked out for you two.

01:23:54I should get going, you know, but hey, do you think of any roles that I might be good

01:23:59for?

01:24:00Just go ahead, recommend me.

01:24:02My card is in your bag and thank you the ride.

01:24:06Okay.

01:24:07No, okay.

01:24:08See you never.

01:24:09Take care guys.

01:24:11That's it.

01:24:12Okay.

01:24:13Will be won't they vibe?

01:24:14I know.

01:24:15So, uh, what do you think? Maybe we should, uh, stop at your parents and drop that off, right?

01:24:43Yeah.

01:24:43Yeah, yeah.

01:24:44Oh, shit.

01:24:45Yeah.

01:24:46It's now as good a time as any.

01:24:49You can just tell them it's a big joke.

01:24:51Yeah, a joke.

01:24:52Ha, ha, ha.

01:24:53We, uh, yeah, just $50,000.

01:24:55Funny.

01:24:56I'll just follow your lead on that one.

01:24:58Okay.

01:24:59So, what do you say maybe, uh, maybe after we do that we stop and, uh, get a bite to eat?

01:25:07Yeah.

01:25:08Oh, yeah, I could eat.

01:25:09Oh, yeah.

01:25:10Any ideas?

01:25:11Uh, leave it completely up to you.

01:25:13Ooh, how about some burgers?

01:25:17Burgers sound good.

01:25:18Under one condition.

01:25:20What's that?

01:25:21Baby, they have to come with pretzel buns.

01:25:23Yeah, but only if you promise not to go on and on about them afterwards, because I know you love to do that.

01:25:30I do.

01:25:31I do.

01:25:32I do, baby.

01:25:33Come here.

01:25:39On the road again.

01:25:40Oh, it's great.

01:25:41Oh, it's great.

01:25:42They're going to be the people.

01:25:43Oh, it's a good life.

01:25:44It will be fine.

01:25:45And that's fine.

01:25:47It's because it's very present to them.

01:25:48Oh, my God.

01:25:49Oh, my God.

01:25:50It's so wonderful.

01:25:51I'm here.

01:25:52Oh, my God.

01:25:54Oh, my God.

01:25:55Oh, my God.

01:25:56Oh, my God.

01:25:57Oh, my God.

01:25:58Oh, my God.

01:25:59Oh, my God.

01:26:00Oh, my God.

01:26:02Oh, my God.

01:26:03Oh, my God.

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