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  • 7/8/2025
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00:01I'll ask you out a hundred more times if it means I have a chance of getting a single date with you
00:05Because that that would be a date with the most beautiful girl in the world
00:08And you would never regret that date and you would never say no to going out with me again
00:14Thank you
00:16You're really nice and sweet, but that's just not how love works
00:22What but but that was such a good speech
00:30Can I at least buy you something nice like a new phone? Maybe that's not how love works either
00:42Wait
00:45Hello
00:47What oh my god
00:53I'll be right there
00:55Let me guess another thing
00:57No, Chuck said the hospital he got into an accident
01:01I'll drive you
01:02Chuck
01:08Chuck
01:10Miss Heidi Fitzberg
01:14His emergency contact, right?
01:18That's me
01:19I'm Dr. Fletcher
01:23I was hoping I would get a chance to talk to you
01:27Chuck won't be responsive
01:31We had to give him a pretty strong dose of sedatives
01:34for the pain
01:38He's that bad?
01:41I'm afraid so
01:43In fact, we'll need to operate four times
01:45So he'll stick to the hospital for at least a month and then
01:50along the process of recovery
01:55I'm really sorry
01:59Now if you'll excuse me, we need to prep him for the surgery, Dad
02:03So I'm gonna need to ask you to leave
02:05Please
02:10Thanks
02:10Poor Chuck
02:23He doesn't have an insurance or anything
02:26Really?
02:28Not even basic insurance? Like...
02:31Bronze tier?
02:32No, nothing
02:32Hey
02:38Heidi
02:39It's okay
02:43I'll be your shoulder to cry on
02:55Oh my god, that's so much money
02:57I know
02:59I don't know what I'm gonna do
03:00It will take us decades to pay it back
03:06And imagine Chuck getting out of the hospital with all this
03:09It's just...
03:11There are no assistance programs or...
03:14I've searched
03:15I didn't find any
03:18Oh hey, what if you tried like something like a fund me?
03:21I've seen people do that before
03:25This might actually work
03:26I guess it's worth a try
03:41What are you doing here?
03:43Well, I came to try to cheer you up
03:47These are for you
03:50Oh
03:52Thanks
03:56May I come in?
04:00Yeah
04:02Sure
04:16You look so sad
04:19What if I take you out tonight?
04:22What if I take you out tonight?
04:24Adam
04:25Heidi's boyfriend is in the hospital
04:27And will have a long and painful recovery
04:29Do you really think that asking her out right now is appropriate?
04:34Well, would it be better if I left her alone?
04:36Come on, Lindsay
04:38Heidi
04:39What do you say?
04:41Take you to the best restaurant in town?
04:44Take you dancing?
04:46Thank you
04:46No, no, I have other things that I have to do
04:50What could you possibly have to do that's better than, well, me?
05:06Hello, my name is Heidi Fitzberg
05:09And I'm crowdfunding to pay for my boyfriend's life-saving surgery
05:15This is Chuck
05:16He recently got into an accident and he is at the hospital right now
05:22The price of the surgery is $200,000
05:27And this means we're gonna struggle
05:33Chuck and I
05:35We were hoping to get married, have a family, buy a house
05:39But with all these expenses
05:43I don't think we're gonna be able to dream about this
05:48Either way
05:49If anyone could help us
05:51We would be really thankful
05:54Wait, this is why she wouldn't go out with me?
05:57She'd rather be begging for money for his hospital bills
06:00For a measly $200,000
06:03Poor people
06:04Hey, Lindsay, hey!
06:08Come here
06:11Come on
06:14Come on, come on
06:17Oh wow, you're actually talking to me
06:21And Heidi isn't here
06:22That's like the first time
06:24Yeah, so listen, Lindsay, maybe you can help me out with something
06:27I mean, Heidi doing all this stuff for Chuck
06:30I mean, it's ridiculous, right?
06:31So you didn't call me over to talk to me like I'm the person that matters to you
06:37Called me over to ask me how to get Heidi to dumb Chuck
06:41While he's in the hospital
06:44Well, yeah
06:46You don't get it
06:47She loves Chuck
06:48You can't change that
06:50And if you really cared for Heidi, you would be happy about her being happy
06:55Love is about caring about other person's happiness, Adam
06:57Lindsay, sit down
07:01Listen
07:05I do care
07:06All right
07:07That's why I don't want her to have to worry about money
07:11I mean, her doing all this fundraising for Chuck
07:13I don't even want to say his name again
07:16Adam, you are so dumb it's actually amazing
07:20You're lucky you're cute
07:21Anyway, she's having a yard sale thing today if you want to help her raise money
07:37Yard sale
07:38So
07:44How's the fundraising?
07:46Slow
07:48But I'm trying to find a second job
07:51Meanwhile, I have to do this
07:55Well, you should auction this stuff off
07:57I mean, you see how I just made the price go up
07:59That's why I'm rich
08:00I mean, I had this painting that all the experts told me it was worth like 20k
08:04But I auctioned it and it went for 70
08:07That's why I have the business mindset
08:12That's because you're rich
08:14Adam, I don't have stuff to auction for 70,000 dollars
08:18Not even for 70
08:19I'm actually surprised that I got anything from this
08:23Ugly
08:25Frenchy dog
08:27Thank you for the tips, but no thanks
08:29Listen, you shouldn't have to take care of him like this
08:36I mean, you have your own life to live
08:40Adam, don't
08:41No, seriously, Heidi
08:44I could give you everything you want
08:47Okay, instead you're here doing this
08:50I mean, it's beneath you
08:52Adam, I love him
08:54Can't you see?
08:56I'm willing to do almost anything to be with him
09:00Nothing you say can change my mind
09:02But Heidi
09:03No, buts, I'm sick of this
09:05Look around you, I'm selling all of my stuff
09:08And I'd rather sell all of my stuff to save Chuck
09:11Than to be with you on some stupid, shitty, fancy holiday
09:17Is that not enough for you to realize we're never gonna be together?
09:21Ever?
09:25Well, if that's how you feel
09:36Um, actually, I don't really want it
09:41It's truly awful
09:43It's true
10:00Sorry
10:00Heidi
10:02Sorry, I
10:03Listen, I wanted to apologize for what happened last time.
10:16You're right that I don't always think about how other people are less fortunate than I am, so, yeah.
10:25It's okay. I know you didn't try to be insensitive on purpose.
10:30So we're okay?
10:31I guess.
10:33I'm actually glad we bumped into each other, because I wanted to say goodbye.
10:39What? Why?
10:42I'm dropping out.
10:44So we won't see each other that often, and I'll be working a lot.
10:51You can't drop out.
10:53I have to.
10:55There is no way I can pay medical bills of Chuck and also go into debt studying.
11:03I also found a second job, so there is no way I can manage to do both.
11:10No, that's not fair.
11:11Life's not fair.
11:13And that's just how it is.
11:15Heidi, wait. Please don't drop out. I mean, you're so smart. You're such a good student.
11:22There has to be another solution.
11:24Unfortunately, being smart doesn't earn a pay, and I can't afford being smart right now.
11:30Heidi, if you were with me, you would never have to worry about money.
11:40Heidi, come on. A life with me, no stress, no worries.
11:45There's no love. I don't love you, Adam. And I never will. You're trying to take advantage
11:53of this whole miserable situation of mine. That's so disgusting.
12:07It's not true.
12:15So, there's really nothing I can do.
12:20You don't get it. She loves Chuck. You can't change that. And if you really cared for Heidi,
12:28you would be happy about her being happy. Love is about caring about other person's happiness,
12:34Adam.
12:34I do care about her happiness.
12:45So, so far, we managed to raise.
12:50I'll get it.
12:56Adam, what are you doing now?
12:59I came to apologize.
13:00What?
13:02Is Heidi here? I have something I want to get rid of.
13:06Heidi.
13:15What are you doing here?
13:24I...
13:25I want to give you this.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:42$250,000.
13:43Yeah, I wanted to give you a little more than the hospital bills in case you have any additional
13:50expenses.
13:51You don't have to do this. This is a lot of money.
13:54Not for me. I'm rich.
13:56Make more than a week than you guys do, and eat here.
14:01Just take it.
14:03Be happy.
14:06Yeah.
14:07I wanted to apologize for coming on to you constantly.
14:11I just have really strong feelings for you, but I know now, thanks to Lindsay, that if you
14:23can't get someone to like you for who you are, then there's no use in trying to get them
14:27to like you.
14:29And that love is about wanting the other person to be happy.
14:32So, I want you and Chuck to be happy.
14:44Is there any way we can still be friends?
14:47Of course.
14:50Thank you, Adam.
14:52And, uh, Chuck, I'm going to take you to get insurance tomorrow, platinum tier, so you
15:01don't have to worry about anything like this ever happening again.
15:03Sure thing, buddy. Thank you. I truly...
15:06Don't mention it.
15:09And, Lindsay, I need to thank you.
15:15For what?
15:16For knocking some sense into me.
15:20Maybe I can take you someplace nice to make up for being such a jerk.
15:26Okay.
15:26Hey, Secret Keepers. We hope you enjoyed another great episode of Secret Diaries.
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15:41And, uh, since we're standing in front of the green screen, uh, we're going to strike
15:45a few poses and we dare you to turn us into a few memes.
15:49Ah!
15:52Alright.

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