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00:01You are such a loser, man.
00:03He also wore a yellow pen and I also wore a yellow pen.
00:06He's such a loser.
00:08And Kabir, dumbass, idiot, stupid moron.
00:11Oh, God!
00:12Why are you doing this with me?
00:14I used to wear rings with Papa's bar,
00:16that's why?
00:17Yeah, she called the baby's uncle's uncle.
00:20But she was a fat cow, God.
00:22Never again.
00:23I will just not...
00:24Why is the pool not falling?
00:30Oh, my God!
00:32What happened to the tracker?
00:34Oh, the pool is not falling.
00:36Oh, you are lying down below the tree.
00:39There is no pool.
00:40There is a pool.
00:41There is a pool.
00:42Oh, my God!
00:43What the hell is today?
00:44Why are the colors?
00:45Why are you looking at yellow?
00:54And why is Kabir walking with that Gendha pool?
00:59Yuck!
01:00He is a Miss Das Gupta.
01:02And they also wore a yellow pen.
01:05Kabir didn't leave this buddhi.
01:06That despo!
01:14What happened to Mrs. D.
01:16Hey!
01:17Last week was a rose day.
01:18It wasn't a yellow day today.
01:19It was him to do.
01:44How dare you away?
01:45Oh my god, Mr. You've lost it.
02:13What are all these? You looked like a leg.
02:15You have no imagination.
02:18If your leg is broken, how do you see everyone?
02:20I'm going to go to class in class.
02:22Pia, any Hindi heroine who enters the hospital,
02:27looks like a bandage of hero's head.
02:30You have to grab the audience in one minute.
02:32And my hand is broken.
02:34How will I write?
02:36With the right hand, because you are in the left hand.
02:42Oops!
02:43Good morning.
02:45Good morning, ma'am.
02:50Good morning, ma'am.
02:56I wish,
02:58I wish,
02:59I wish,
03:00I wish,
03:01I wish,
03:02you know,
03:04I wish,
03:05see you.
03:07I wish,
03:08I wish,
03:09I wish.
03:11I wish.
03:12Students get here, class gets so much changed.
03:24Today is very nice.
03:29So, no assignments today.
03:33Today we do something else.
03:36You know, something romantic.
03:39Something.
03:42A song.
03:43What's wrong with her?
03:47Kabir.
03:50Yes ma'am.
03:51Can you hear us?
03:54Huh?
04:03Kabir wants to be a new film of David Dhawan.
04:06Turkey Number One.
04:07What's wrong with her girl?
04:11Peeloo.
04:13Do you think you're a new dream?
04:14The discovery is you.
04:15Yes ma'am.
04:17Do you think you're a new dream?
04:19Goods.
04:20And then, excuse me.
04:22It is me.
04:23Yes ma'am.
04:24It is my dream.
04:25And then, you have to love the form.
04:26I mean, it is my dream.
04:29Happy neka mausam, tere sang ishk saari hai, tere sang ik khumari hai.
04:59Hey, you sick, sick, sicko? Yes, I'm sick. Sick in love, aaj ik nai shiruat ho rahi hai.
05:15Finally, Kabir ki life ne take off lahi liya. So, what do you say? Rings? Flas?
05:25Ya, phir, yeh sari materialistic cheez ko ha'ta kar, just a kiss? Don't even try, moohh tundvao gae.
05:33I don't think so. Main confident ho, ishhani, meere dil aur dimag ko totally out of control kar diya hai.
05:42Kabir, tum meere bachpan ke doost ho, hum sath mein khhele hai, humare sath mein pitai hoi hai.
05:49Agar tumne uska khayal kiya hota na. I know, tabhi to mujhe laga ki tum khush hoogi.
05:55Tummeh laga, mein sab se khush hoongi. Of course, Misha. Aaj meere dil ki ghehri secret bahara gahi hai.
06:03I don't care na. Main kisi se kuchh chupana nahi chata. I'm in love.
06:09Ek mein, aur ek tu. Or haati ka poo. Who the hell are you? What? Mujhe laga ki tum meeri best friend ho.
06:18Meri feelings ko samad sakti ho, yaar. You know me, Misha. Mujhe bhi yehi laga ki mein tummeh jaanthi hun.
06:24But ab mujhe lag rahe ki, ish nais kai ke piche chup kar, tummeh sari boundaries cross kar diya.
06:29I mean, I don't believe you kabir. Tum sabkut spoil kar rahe ho. What am I supposed to do now?
06:35Misha? What? Misha? Mish, mate, are we going? Mish, listen to me, yaar. Misha? Mish, come on, yaar. Hey, Mish!
06:45What's up, dude? Yor, yo ladki ho ki saikoloji na, meray saamaj ke bahara hai.
06:49Main a ladki ko propose kar rahe ho, aur meri best friend, muche naraz ho kar chali jati hai. I mean, dude, what does this mean?
06:56Tumhari best friend yeh sunke naraz ho gai ki tumne kisi or ko propose kiya. Dude, iska matlab yehi hua ki tumhari best friend tumko asan kerti hai.
07:07She likes you. Wake up, dude. Wake up. What? Misha mujh se piyar kerti hai.
07:20Oh!
07:24Costumes?
07:25Mahi! Mahi!
07:27Sab ke costume ka hai?
07:28Aur woh? Woha like wala kahan bar gya?
07:30Kisne mujhe bola props dekhne ke liye.
07:32I'm telling you, yaar, I can't take this dress someone.
07:34Please call Panchi, please.
07:36Kaha hai Panchi?
07:37Panchi?
07:38Kaha hai Panchi?
07:39Shhh! Will you keep quiet?
07:40Calm down.
07:41Ek minute, mein tomei help kerti ho.
07:42And listen, where's Abhay? Is he ready?
07:44Oh, God!
07:46Abhay, tumnei abhi tak apni costume kuh nahi pehni?
07:49Costumes diet hai.
07:51Oh, God!
07:52Have you put on wait?
07:53Mahi nahi kaha tha ke meire sare actors kuh diet karni hai.
07:56Anyways, take the script and go and practice your lines with Pia.
08:00Ek minute.
08:07Ek baat clear kar deena chaatou.
08:09Main uske saath lines nahi rears karunga.
08:12Abhay!
08:13Just because you are a good actor.
08:15Iska matlab ye nahi ke tum arrogance dikhao.
08:18Main ne tomei ye paat diya hai.
08:20With full faith.
08:23Main uske saath lines nahi rears karunga.
08:29Abhay!
08:31Fine!
08:32I will help you today.
08:34But tomorrow.
08:35Romeo.
08:36Meere bhaayi tummei dekh leengi.
08:39Dekh leengi.
08:40Dekh leengi na dhone.
08:41Honne do khadi nafrat ki diware hai humare bich.
08:46There is no shame in us behind the wall.
08:51I have come here to open everything,
08:53and I have come here with you.
08:56Don't call yourself all your wishes,
08:58all your notes,
08:59all your love.
09:06He's such a good actor.
09:08He's so polite.
09:12I don't know what his wife is doing with his wife.
09:16Anyways, my real life for you.
09:19Where are you, Juliet?
09:21I don't know, man.
09:23I won't meet in the morning.
09:25Maybe I'll change the dress for costume rehearsals.
09:29Fine.
09:32Listen, call me Pia.
09:34Panchi!
09:35But you said that she won't reverse with Pia.
09:39One second.
09:40Call me Pia.
09:41I am the director.
09:42And she will follow me.
09:44Do you get it?
09:45Don't argue with me.
09:48Lights!
09:49What will you do?
09:50Don't youЧ
09:51need it?
09:52Do you way!
09:53Don't you get it.
09:54Oh!
09:56You can get it!
09:58Don't you fucking want!
09:59You can squeeze it.
10:00Don't you blow!
10:02Don't you touch your partner.
10:08Don't you lose.
10:09You can snatch it.
10:10You can find me.
10:14I have nothing to do.
10:16I can say I am.

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