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Mayhem
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00:00:50Say hello to Adiosidartellum 7.
00:00:53Or the ID7 virus.
00:00:55Nasty looking little fucker, huh?
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00:00:59For the uninitiated, the ID7 strain makes stress hormone levels rise, blocks neuropaths,
00:01:05essentially attacking our id and throwing off a very important balance in our brains.
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00:01:12The balance between emotions and reason that keep us from doing stupid shit.
00:01:16Things like punching your boss in the face when angry, or fucking your date in public when horny.
00:01:21That balance is temporarily severed, causing inhibitions to drop and basic instincts to rise to the surface
00:01:27as the infected fall victim to what experts call emotional hijacking.
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00:02:02states alone. The CDC is optimistic they can contain the virus immediately through mandated
00:02:06quarantines, and the nation will be virus-free by the end of the year as antibodies are being
00:02:10aggressively tested. They also state the virus isn't lethal, which is technically true. While
00:02:16the virus can't kill, the infected or Redders can. Introducing Mr. Neville Reed, the first
00:02:26rudder to be officially cleared for murder. His legal defense alleged that those infected with
00:02:42the ID7 strain can't control their emotions, and therefore are not liable for the resulting actions.
00:02:47And thanks to a loophole, the case was dismissed. So, Neville lost his shit, stabbed a co-worker
00:02:52repeatedly in the face till dead, and walked, thanks to a doctor's note. God bless the justice system.
00:03:07Welcome to the home of Towers and Smythe Consulting, the corporate scumbags hired by the bigger corporate
00:03:12scumbags in the landmark Neville Reed case.
00:03:14TSC is a firm fueled by greed, duplicity, and moral decay. A place that ironically screens
00:03:23their job applicants for honesty, loyalty, and integrity.
00:03:31Qualities I had in spades when I was fresh-faced and ready to take on the world my first day here.
00:03:36And here's me six months later. Late nights, no respect, the bad coffee, all the shit that comes
00:03:42to paying your dues. But none of it could slow me down. I was striving for the success my family
00:03:47never had. A seat at the big kid's table, with all the fixings. All while paying back those goddamn
00:03:53student loans.
00:03:59But the higher I rose, the more I felt like I was losing myself in the process. And after discovering
00:04:04that loophole that won the Reed case, the requisite promotion quickly followed.
00:04:08But by then, it didn't matter that I thought he was guilty as fuck. I just wanted the corner
00:04:13office. And for my sins, they gave me one.
00:04:19What a dick.
00:04:20What a dick.
00:04:32Come on, Kevin.
00:04:32Bye.
00:04:45What a dick was on the fucking left!
00:04:47What a dick was on the fucking left!
00:04:48i mean how fucking stupid can you get sorry are you sorry i don't fucking pay you to be
00:05:02fucking sorry jenny hey good morning not now dude you gotta see this you gotta see this
00:05:05i just got this today oh man last year's christmas party that looks like you
00:05:14yeah that's you where'd you get that oh i googled a small dick douche makes assistant work hard for
00:05:24fake promise of a raise and it was just like top search result like number one listen leave her
00:05:30alone or i'll sell this to your wife for half of the half she'll get from your divorce it's good
00:05:36talk bro may not be much more miles but i'll take whatever goodwill i can pillage to sleep better
00:05:48at night thank god for coffee right you're 9 a.m is meeting room three where's my coffee cup
00:05:57don't know also i know who took it no but i can get you another one i don't want another mug i want
00:06:04my mug yep david from vandecorp derrick derrick what david line one okay put him on
00:06:14david i was just about to call you david for the help of david it's lucy miles this is my sister
00:06:24i'm sorry it has been so hard to get you on the phone i just wanted to see if you were coming out
00:06:29to my birthday next month yeah um no actually i'm so sorry i will not be able to make it to your
00:06:35birthday but i will totally make it up to you well if you're not gonna show up at least pay me
00:06:40something cool how do you know i started painting miles said you're pretty good oh did he yeah you
00:06:46should sign up for art classes or something i don't have time for art classes yes you are correct i do
00:06:59not have time for anything i don't have time for this conversation but i love you very much thank you
00:07:04so much for calling i gotta go i love you bye what's my nine o'clock
00:07:18so
00:07:25so
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00:07:37How can I help you?
00:08:04My client wants to pay this overdue debt to reverse the foreclosure.
00:08:08We just need TSC to tell the bank to allow more time.
00:08:11I'm sorry to inform you, but our client has a strong no refinance policy.
00:08:14Then what do I tell mine?
00:08:16Would you be open to discussing the possibility of a deed in lieu?
00:08:23You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
00:08:26You should see a lawyer.
00:08:28I am a lawyer.
00:08:29If you were a lawyer, you would know what a deed in lieu is.
00:08:31You're one of the borrowers, aren't you?
00:08:34So what's a deed in lieu?
00:08:36It doesn't matter.
00:08:37The bank wouldn't agree to it anyway.
00:08:43Look, you're not the first borrower to try to pull this kind of scam.
00:08:47Miss, this is a non-smoking room.
00:08:51So comes Doppies suit.
00:08:53Wait!
00:09:05We just need two more months.
00:09:07Families are involved here, but nobody listens.
00:09:09Not the banks.
00:09:10Not the lawyers.
00:09:11I can't get past their damn secretaries.
00:09:14Look, I am very sorry this is happening to you.
00:09:18Then don't kick me out.
00:09:19The bank is kicking you out.
00:09:20The bank is your client.
00:09:21It's the firm's client.
00:09:23The firm's partners call the shots.
00:09:25No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
00:09:32My mother used to say that.
00:09:36Now I understand what it means.
00:09:39Is there anything else I can do to help?
00:09:41You can start by telling me the partner calling the shots on the case.
00:09:44Sure.
00:09:46That would be...
00:09:54Oh, shit.
00:09:57Irene Smythe.
00:09:58Well, I want a word with this Irene Smythe, or whoever, right now.
00:10:02Sure.
00:10:03Let me get her on the phone.
00:10:05I'm not here, ma'am.
00:10:08I'm going to get her on the phone.
00:10:11Get off me.
00:10:12We're not done here!
00:10:14I'm in the studio!
00:10:17Oh, fuck!
00:10:23Your deep shit, now!
00:10:26You're in deep shit.
00:10:29Brenda wasn't feeling well, so I had to go up to the penthouse to say this.
00:10:34to go up to the penthouse to cover for her for a bit uh-huh turns out the boss is meeting with cara
00:10:41and i'm pretty sure they were talking about you
00:10:43fucking up a vandercorp case or something wait what are you i don't work vandercorp that's
00:10:51cares client i know right
00:11:05how can i help you derek cho need an access code to the eighth floor see whom cara powell director
00:11:25of operations not effective for client matters but with all things related to navigating internal
00:11:31company politics she's fucking mussolini we call her the siren she's got the boss's ears
00:11:39and her songs are sweet poison
00:11:48mr chum
00:11:52to see cara powell one moment please
00:11:56your passcode is seven eight five star nine five
00:12:15ray stop talking if i hear another whining excuse from you
00:12:19i'll make sure you're back to building porn site banner ads by lunch do you understand me
00:12:26so stop playing video games in your troll cave and get the inter-office apps updated asap okay sweetie
00:12:32okay thank you so much bye-bye what can i do for you it's a nice mug where'd you get it i told my
00:12:41assistant to get me one and where did she get it meg derek here wants to know where you got the mug
00:12:47for my kitchen downstairs okay and why did you choose that one because the other ones were filthy
00:12:56and why do you think this one wasn't because the maid cleaned it incorrect i clean this mug because
00:13:01this mug is mine and what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours you're getting to a point vandercorp
00:13:09is your client that blood's on your hands oh oh so now you want to share i can't share what isn't mine
00:13:15vandercorp has filed more than a hundred account cases through us in the last two years well then
00:13:21i hope they have a good case manager you mean managers no one can work a client that big without
00:13:26delegating and according to the annual work distribution sheet that hasn't been updated in years
00:13:32one of vandercorp's complaint cases was assigned
00:13:35and to you file 45a
00:13:46i'm being set up
00:13:52wow heads will roll this will cost vandals
00:13:57this is this planet i'll cut you a deal plead guilty not guilty the corpse was found inside your
00:14:07office you exactly want to find it do you want to take this upstairs great idea take your file
00:14:14want to swipe your key card or should i swipe mine oh oh i'm sorry i forgot you don't have clearance
00:14:29my bad
00:14:31don't you worry little one daddy will pay you for abandoning you and leaving you to die in that cold
00:14:37dirty dumpster no no you died when you drowned because mommy left you in the bathtub while she
00:14:42went shopping for shoes but don't worry daddy will make her pay too bad mommy outranks daddy mommy's
00:14:49a backstabbing bitch that's why mommy outranks daddy
00:14:56brenda what's his mood he's drawing oh
00:15:00john towers capital t and tsc king of the castle top of the food chain and total
00:15:06fucking maniac you know your typical american success story
00:15:09did i mention that he also dabbles in the fine arts
00:15:17tell me what you see here i see that those soldiers lives are in danger sir
00:15:23you think they'll make it no sir the fuse is too short it's too late to run
00:15:28and what do you think they should be doing instead may i sir
00:15:42so simple and yet so effective can you see it derek can you see the solution to our problem
00:15:47here i think you mean her problem because she was the one that
00:15:50that is give me the file this is our bomb the fuse is already burning so should we run like cowards and
00:16:00die we are brave sir i'm so glad you said that because any second now vandercorp is going to find
00:16:07out about this mess and i'm going to need some scalps so who dropped the ball i hate pointing fingers but
00:16:16may i suggest you check the annual work distribution sheet someone cooked the fucking worksheet
00:16:24sir go on have you noticed that whenever there's a problem like this it's almost always the same
00:16:34soldier involved because down in the trenches we have all noticed
00:16:38and we wonder if discharging this problem soldier might be the solution to preventing this kind of
00:16:46mess from ever happening again then who would that be may i
00:17:09thank you derek you can leave let's discuss yes sir leave
00:17:34got a sec
00:17:38nothing like a little power meditation this one's new
00:17:56teclan's walking already wobbling actually like you were last friday night
00:18:02thanks for the ride by the way thanks for puking in my car that's what friends are for
00:18:08so debrief me what happened i just found someone else's
00:18:12shit swept under my carpet what kind of shit vandercorp shit it's a seven-figure mistake i didn't even
00:18:20touch the file i don't sweat it those clowns working vandercorp are a bunch of serial screw-ups
00:18:27look i realize you might not want to divulge the siren
00:18:30all right let's take a beat to strategize since the promotion you could possibly be in charge of a case
00:18:40that big but not big enough to be untouchable that's why she chose you you're the perfect fall guy so
00:18:47before even taking this upstairs you already took this upstairs and made a mess of things
00:18:57fuck say i punch a rhino in the face would you call that brave or stupid brave
00:19:04and stupid see how bravery and stupidity can overlap that you understand that let me give her a call
00:19:13and see if i can't find a way to cut you a deal she already offered me a deal i told her to suck it
00:19:19and that this is war war is over war come on in cara how so natural selection happened
00:19:28pack your shit boxes are on the second floor you're kidding me derrick calm down
00:19:33you blew him didn't you like i need to stoop to that level now get the fuck out of my face
00:19:44i'm taking this to the nine sure good luck with that and i want my mug back
00:19:54the nine the company's board of directors good morning everybody this is the vandercorp file
00:20:01no one here goes up or down without their vote rumor has it that they're actually cybernetic
00:20:05organisms but that hasn't been officially confirmed yet now there's a common misconception about the
00:20:10death gesture during gladiatorial combat the actual phrase used in roman text doesn't translate as
00:20:15thumbs down but rather thumbs turned personally i think we should hang draw and quarter the little
00:20:20fucker but uh you know that's just me so let's vote that's because the victors finished off their
00:20:27opponents with a sword thrust across the throat so it's unanimous call lester enter lester mcgill head
00:20:36of human resources no not her that guy he takes care of the firm's layoffs he's as cold as his methods
00:20:47are efficient a perfect fit here naturally we call him the reaper
00:20:53and he's the last person you want to see standing at your doorway
00:21:01mind if i come in derek if i said no thank you
00:21:14do you do you even know what happened i don't care what happened you must be good friends with
00:21:19care of that i hope she dies promptly glad we're on the same page um the nine listened to you and i
00:21:29have proof that i'm here and here what the hell are you doing my job so you are on her side i'm on the
00:21:40right side always am that's why it's me firing you
00:21:47fuck you
00:21:51sign these documents from upstairs so i can clear accounting to transfer your severance pay into your
00:21:56account
00:21:56you know what this is this is a statement saying that i take full responsibility over the vandercorp mess
00:22:10i'll have to file that under n for not my problem i could be disbarred i could face legal action from
00:22:17the client i'm just the messenger derek yelling at me is like yelling at your watch because you're late
00:22:22why would i sign this crap
00:22:27to get rich
00:22:33wow glad to see we're now on the same page
00:22:40glad to see i'm not
00:22:44you want to do this the hard way i want to do this the right way
00:22:47i want to speak with him and the nine executive decisions are not subject to appeal this one
00:22:54fucking better be because i'm not leaving this building until i plead my case understood
00:23:09so
00:23:18firstly
00:23:19so
00:23:23Let's go.
00:23:53Let's go.
00:24:23What the hell is going on?
00:24:29One of our pathogen snippers in the building's ventilation system picked up traces of the ID7 virus.
00:24:35And who authorized you to install a sniffer in my building anyway?
00:24:38Since the outbreak in Des Moines, detection devices are now legally required in public places.
00:24:43Des Moines?
00:24:44Fuck!
00:24:45According to our projections, those infected in the building will begin to display symptoms soon, if not already.
00:24:51Our experts have already released a neutralizer into your ventilation system.
00:24:57All traces of the virus should be eliminated in approximately eight hours.
00:25:01Until then, this building is officially under quarantine.
00:25:04So what are we supposed to do for the next eight hours?
00:25:06Try to remain calm.
00:25:09So there I was, getting the shit kicked out of me on the lobby floor by this asshole.
00:25:13And then, something happened!
00:25:17I don't want to remain calm.
00:25:21I want this fixed.
00:25:27Hey, it's me.
00:25:28It's me.
00:25:29You all right?
00:25:30I think I just, I think I just punched the rhino in the face.
00:25:32What?
00:25:33He attacked me!
00:25:34And then I, I, I just kicked his ass!
00:25:38I'm gonna go talk to you tonight!
00:25:40No!
00:25:40Yeah!
00:25:40You're not this place!
00:25:41Please, this mess is a blessing in disguise.
00:25:44Trust me.
00:25:44You don't want to end up like me.
00:25:45No!
00:25:46What are you talking about?
00:25:47You have everything figured out!
00:25:48No!
00:25:48Eric, this, this, this meditation and this incense, it's all bullshit!
00:25:53You think I like the taste of kale?
00:25:55Come on!
00:25:57Fucking dead inside!
00:25:58They have me wrong!
00:26:00I have to tell them!
00:26:01Do you have any idea what they're capable of?
00:26:03Just, just, just hide out in your office until the virus subsides and walk out those doors
00:26:08and don't look back.
00:26:10Free!
00:26:10As a bird!
00:26:12All right?
00:26:13Okay.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:17There's some peanut butter in your wheatgrass shop.
00:26:19What do you say?
00:26:28Motherfucker!
00:26:28Until the quarantine is over, we'll need your cooperation to keep the situation under control.
00:26:33We know better than anyone else that this virus turns people into maniacs or blathering idiots.
00:26:40As you may know, the virus triggers a breakdown of moral barriers, unleashing repressed emotions in the infected, including anger, depression, fear, lust.
00:26:50What, cocaine?
00:26:51An infected individual would make a coke addict look like a model citizen by comparison.
00:26:56But we still feel normal.
00:26:58The virus can cause drastic mood swings with potentially violent and severe consequences.
00:27:04It would be best if stressful work-related situations were avoided.
00:27:08Yeah, I'm gonna come to your house and I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:27:11Bye, Mom!
00:27:12Antidepressants, stimulants, even caffeine can accelerate the virus's effect.
00:27:18Matt!
00:27:19Make more fucking coffee!
00:27:20So, what happens when 287 employees, with average billing rates of $200 an hour, start working for eight hours?
00:27:43You don't know?
00:27:52I lose half a million dollars!
00:27:56Now, crack your whips!
00:27:57Everybody goes back to work.
00:27:59And if they don't like it, they are terminated immediately!
00:28:03And no severance packages.
00:28:04Put the fear of me in them!
00:28:06What now?
00:28:08Derek Cho wants clearance to come up?
00:28:10What for?
00:28:10He said he reconsidered, but he wants to have a word with you and the nine first.
00:28:17Your passcode is H-star-1-9-9, fuckhead!
00:28:29Fuck you!
00:28:33No, no.
00:28:34No, up!
00:28:36Up!
00:28:37Up!
00:28:37Let me the fuck up!
00:28:40Colton Snyder.
00:28:47A.K.A. The Bull.
00:28:50The boss's unofficial left hook.
00:28:54Nobody knows his exact job description, but whenever there's a hint of something dirty going on...
00:28:59Take his phone.
00:28:59There he is.
00:29:00There he is.
00:29:12Hello, Derek.
00:29:13Uh, look, I am so sorry we didn't get a chance to meet again.
00:29:17Uh, things came up.
00:29:18You know how it is.
00:29:20Now, I know what you're thinking.
00:29:23Neville Reed, he got away with murder.
00:29:24Maybe I can have a little fun here.
00:29:27Did you really think that I didn't see that coming?
00:29:31Actually, I just asked for my job back, but I like your idea, too.
00:29:37Well, I'm going to beat you to the punch.
00:29:41Ow!
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:42Now that sounds like it hurt.
00:29:44Is he hurt?
00:29:45Yes, sir.
00:29:47Is he crying?
00:29:49No, sir.
00:29:51But why is he fucking crying?
00:29:56Ah!
00:29:57Shit!
00:29:57It's no, sir.
00:30:02Now I want to hear a bone break.
00:30:04They say the femur is the most difficult bone in the body to break, but I'll settle for a pinky.
00:30:09Ah!
00:30:10I'm trying to!
00:30:18What's happening?
00:30:20Motherfucker!
00:30:24Ah!
00:30:26Ah!
00:30:27Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on in there?
00:30:43Ewan?
00:30:47I smell toast.
00:30:54Ewan?
00:31:00Ewan!
00:31:02Ewan!
00:31:02Ewan?
00:31:03No!
00:31:05You killed Ewan?
00:31:07There's been an accident.
00:31:08Do you have any idea how many billable hours I'm going to lose until I find a replacement?
00:31:13I'm worried about the body right now.
00:31:16I killed him.
00:31:17You didn't kill him.
00:31:18The virus killed him.
00:31:20You're infected.
00:31:21You have impunity.
00:31:22We have a precedent in Neville Reed.
00:31:25You can thank Derek for that.
00:31:27What the fuck?
00:31:28Thank you for that, Derek.
00:31:29You let's go!
00:31:30What?
00:31:31Lock them up with the other one.
00:31:32And then get back up here.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:32:03Oh, my God.
00:32:34That's nice. Justices served for once.
00:32:37What are you doing here?
00:32:39Security called the cops, but this place was quarantined before they could show up, so they threw me in this hellhole.
00:32:45I'm suing everyone and their grandmother to make it out of here, I swear to God.
00:32:49Good luck. It's ID7.
00:32:52No one's liable for anything that they do.
00:32:53Just like any other day for you.
00:32:58We're not liable for what we do in here, either.
00:33:01Nice that I'll have your balls for damn damn shit, you balls!
00:33:04Wait, wait, wait!
00:33:06This might sound crazy, but I think we can help each other out here.
00:33:08Okay? You remember Irene Smythe?
00:33:10The woman that fucking screwed you.
00:33:13She's in the building's penthouse right now.
00:33:15So what?
00:33:16You help me get to the top.
00:33:19And she's all yours.
00:33:20This is our shot.
00:33:24To hold these assholes accountable for all the fucking damage that they've done.
00:33:28And our chance goes away as soon as this quarantine is over.
00:33:32Yeah?
00:33:32Can I get up now?
00:33:36Are you going to stop being an asshole?
00:33:38It's debatable.
00:33:40Yeah, yes.
00:33:41Yes.
00:33:41Yes.
00:33:43Oh.
00:33:51What are you looking for?
00:34:02A loophole.
00:34:04It's my specialty.
00:34:08Yeah!
00:34:11I don't think they'd lock us up in a room with working phones.
00:34:15I don't need a working phone.
00:34:16I can get this, I can get that.
00:34:19I can build a frankenphone.
00:34:20And call who? Cops can't enter the building.
00:34:23I'm not calling the cops.
00:34:25Sir?
00:34:26Derek Cho somehow managed to set up a call with Vandercourt's CEO.
00:34:30And they wanted you to join in?
00:34:35In a minute.
00:34:39Sorry to keep you waiting, Frank.
00:34:41I'm all ears.
00:34:42Ah, glad you could join us, John.
00:34:44Well, I've been having a nice, long chat with one of your lawyers.
00:34:48You still there, Derek?
00:34:49Yes, sir. I am still here.
00:34:52Good.
00:34:53John, can you please remind me?
00:34:55Why do I do business with TSC?
00:34:57Well, because there's a jungle out there, Frank.
00:35:00And not only do you need a guide, but you also need a lion walking right by your side.
00:35:05And we are your lion and your guide.
00:35:09Are you?
00:35:10We're just a touch concerned that you may have ulterior motives.
00:35:16We would never turn against our clients, Frank.
00:35:18Well, that may be true, but Derek has alerted me to a certain document that seems to suggest otherwise.
00:35:27It's a report that TSC did for Vandercourt.
00:35:30It analyzes the advisability of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit against one of Frank's ex-business associates.
00:35:36Do you remember this report, John?
00:35:39No.
00:35:39I must say, it's well-written. I like how it weighs the slim possibility of a positive financial outcome against the enormous potential litigation costs.
00:35:54Do you agree with this report, Derek?
00:35:56Uh, no, sir. I do not. I believe you could have won the suit.
00:36:00Then why did your advisors advise me against it?
00:36:04Your advisors missed the deadline to file the motion.
00:36:07So you believe that TSC dropped the ball on this one?
00:36:11Uh, I believe they dropped the ball, sir.
00:36:13Uh, but then they also defecated on the ball.
00:36:17And then sodomized the ball.
00:36:19Yes, sir.
00:36:20Hmph. Interesting.
00:36:23Oh, and John, I just happen to have your last invoice here with me.
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:35Oh, I will.
00:36:41I want you to rip the fucking phone out of his hands, his hands off his fucking body, now!
00:36:53Uh, yeah, can I please order two pepperoni pizzas and some, uh, hot wings?
00:36:57Yeah, why not? Throw some, uh, garlic bread in there.
00:37:00Uh, do you guys want anything?
00:37:01Uh, do you please?
00:37:23Brenda!
00:37:23Brenda!
00:37:24This fucking phone doesn't work!
00:37:25Christ, man, you fuck your girl, too?
00:37:43Damn, suit, you don't even respect each other.
00:37:46You're right.
00:37:49You don't.
00:37:53Now what?
00:37:55Time to go to work.
00:38:05Fuck yeah.
00:38:29Oh, shit.
00:38:31Started a countdown for the quarantine.
00:38:33Posted an intro office app.
00:38:35Well, it's enough time to get the job done.
00:38:36I mean, this place isn't that big.
00:38:37Oh, the boss is a fucking raging cokehead.
00:38:40There's definitely gonna be more guards.
00:38:41Fine, I'll bring more nails.
00:38:42The only way to the top floor is with a keycard or a one-time password.
00:38:46So who do we have to fuck up to get the card?
00:38:48Okay, first.
00:38:49First, there's an asshead on the sixth floor who's got a level two keycard.
00:38:53It can take us to the seventh floor giving us access to the bitch who's got a level three keycard.
00:38:57Hey, extreme measures, right?
00:39:08Hey, extreme measures, right?
00:39:11I don't know what to do.
00:39:41I'm right in a camp!
00:39:46Wednesdays.
00:39:47Hey!
00:39:51Him?
00:39:52Yup.
00:40:01Hey!
00:40:02Open the fucking door!
00:40:10Fuck you, motherfucker!
00:40:12The open door is like my grandmother fucked!
00:40:14Open the door!
00:40:20Open the door!
00:40:22Open the door!
00:40:32No!
00:40:34No!
00:40:35I'm going to be by my parents!
00:40:37I'm going to be so sad!
00:40:39Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:40:41Stop!
00:40:42Stop!
00:40:43Ah!
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46Ah!
00:40:47Ah!
00:40:48Ah!
00:40:49Ah!
00:40:50Ah!
00:40:51Ah!
00:40:52Ah!
00:40:53Ah!
00:40:54Ah!
00:40:55Ah!
00:40:56Ah!
00:40:57Ah!
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:59Ah!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01Ah!
00:41:02Ah!
00:41:03Ah!
00:41:04Ah!
00:41:09It really bothers me that women don't get the same treatment as men in the workplace!
00:41:14Ah!
00:41:15Ah!
00:41:16I'm all about gender equality here.
00:41:18Ah!
00:41:19Ah!
00:41:20Ah!
00:41:21Ah!
00:41:22Ah!
00:41:23Ah!
00:41:24Ah!
00:41:25Ah!
00:41:26Ah!
00:41:27Ah!
00:41:28Ah!
00:41:29Ah!
00:41:30Ah!
00:41:31Ah!
00:41:32Ah!
00:41:33Ah!
00:41:34Ah!
00:41:35Ah!
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Ah!
00:41:38Ah!
00:41:39Ah!
00:41:40Ah!
00:41:41Ah!
00:41:42Ah!
00:41:43Ah!
00:41:44Ah!
00:41:45Ah!
00:41:46Ah!
00:41:47Ah!
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:50Ah!
00:41:51Ah!
00:41:52Ah!
00:41:53Need a hand?
00:42:01I don't need your help, Sue.
00:42:03But I need yours.
00:42:05Fuck you.
00:42:06Fuck you, too.
00:42:12May we come in?
00:42:13And if I said no?
00:42:15You'll have to confer with my associate.
00:42:18And mine.
00:42:19Gimpy.
00:42:23What do you want?
00:42:28Keycard.
00:42:28I'm not the only one with a level 2 keycard.
00:42:31You are the one that fired me, asshole!
00:42:35Wrong.
00:42:36The firm fired you.
00:42:37Don't nail gun the messenger.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:44You bring up a very good point.
00:42:46I'm so sorry, Lester.
00:42:48We're good.
00:42:49We're totally good, man.
00:42:51I will take it up at the firm.
00:42:53But I would love to know where I could find the firm.
00:42:58Because I would love to kick the firm's ass.
00:43:02You can't kick a firm's ass.
00:43:05That's the point.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:08Well, then that brings us back to you.
00:43:12I was just doing my job.
00:43:17No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
00:43:20I get what that means.
00:43:22You know what will happen to me if I give you this keycard.
00:43:25I'm going to have to file that under N for not my fucking problem.
00:43:31I'm going to have to file that under the firm.
00:43:35I'm going to have to file that under N.
00:43:39I'm going to have to file that under N.
00:43:44Help!
00:43:51It's all!
00:43:52Extreme measures!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11A little help?
00:44:26You ready?
00:44:28It's gonna hurt a lot.
00:44:30You're enjoying this, aren't you?
00:44:32You're still one of them.
00:44:34I thought we were a team.
00:44:35For the time being.
00:44:37Alright, on the count of...
00:44:38Alright, calm down.
00:44:44At least you're not that guy.
00:44:49Move aside, pussies.
00:44:50Come on.
00:44:51Wait, wait, I have an idea.
00:45:04Fuck you!
00:45:05Fuck you!
00:45:06You're cool!
00:45:07Fuck you!
00:45:08Are we down here yet?
00:45:09We are now.
00:45:13Here, take my phone.
00:45:14I need you to film something.
00:45:18Film what?
00:45:19Okay, here we go.
00:45:21Case file.
00:45:223-2-3-7-6.
00:45:24The people versus Reed.
00:45:26Now, you all know the court case.
00:45:28But let's discuss Mr. Neville Reed the man, shall we?
00:45:32By all accounts, Mr. Reed was an upstanding pillar of the community.
00:45:38Earned two master's degrees by the age of 21.
00:45:41Married his college sweetheart.
00:45:43And is the father of beautiful twin girls.
00:45:46But, when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus, shit got real.
00:45:54Overwhelmed by pure id, Neville Reed became prone to involuntary, aberrant, and shocking impulses.
00:46:03He committed a gruesome, unspeakable act in broad daylight in a room full of witnesses.
00:46:13Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here transformed into a brutal, bloodthirsty, killing machine at the blink of an infected eye.
00:46:28So, I ask you this.
00:46:31Is it his fault?
00:46:33Or is it the virus's?
00:46:41Let's discuss.
00:46:44See you soon, fuckers.
00:46:52Shit.
00:46:55Gareth, he's on his way up.
00:46:57He has got Lester's keycard.
00:46:58Oh, really?
00:46:59That's a shame.
00:47:00A real shame, sir.
00:47:02Just wondering, did they get it before or after butchering Lester with an electric saw?
00:47:07Just calm down and come up here.
00:47:10They're guarding the private elevator.
00:47:12I can't leave the office.
00:47:13Then destroy the card.
00:47:15It's my only leverage.
00:47:17Kara, I promise you, I will do everything in my power to ensure he doesn't get to you.
00:47:24But if he does, you must protect those above you.
00:47:27Fuck those above me!
00:47:28I'll give you the raise you always wanted.
00:47:30Fuck your raise!
00:47:32I'll make you ponder.
00:47:34Fuck your...
00:47:36Deal.
00:47:37I'll throw it out the window.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:39Meg!
00:47:40Hide this somewhere safe and don't tell me where.
00:47:43And make more fucking coffee!
00:47:44Now!
00:47:45Stupid bitch!
00:47:46The elevator's the only way upstairs.
00:47:47We can ambush her here.
00:47:48Well, it's gonna be a while.
00:47:49Yeah, okay.
00:47:51Meg!
00:47:55Hide this somewhere safe, and don't tell me where.
00:47:58And make more fucking coffee!
00:48:01Now!
00:48:02Stupid bitch.
00:48:09The elevator's the only way upstairs.
00:48:11We can ambush her here.
00:48:13Well, it's gonna be a while.
00:48:17Top three bands. Go.
00:48:19Only three?
00:48:20Only three. That's the rules.
00:48:22Alright.
00:48:24Motorhead.
00:48:25Uh-oh.
00:48:26DRI.
00:48:27And...
00:48:28Early anthrax.
00:48:30That'll tell you fucking puke.
00:48:32Alright, okay. That's not what I expected, but...
00:48:35Fine choices.
00:48:36What did you expect? Dave Matthews Band?
00:48:38Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually...
00:48:41Other way, assholes. Go. Turn around. Yep, you got it.
00:48:45What?
00:48:46Dave Matthews Band is a good band.
00:48:50Have you ever heard them live?
00:48:52I would rather chew glass.
00:48:55Are you serious?
00:48:56Just because they're popular doesn't mean that they're bad at music?
00:49:00I think it's actually that people think it's more popular to dislike them, so they're just trying to be cool. It's bullshit.
00:49:05Alright, fine. I'll go see them at Burning Man.
00:49:07Alright, make fun all you want, but if we ever get out of here, I'm gonna get us tickets, alright, to the Coliseum show in July, and I'm gonna take you there, and I'm gonna turn you on to some great musician shit.
00:49:18You're gonna turn me on? Before or after we go out to buy Birkenstocks?
00:49:23Fuck off.
00:49:24If you wear them with socks, I bet you do.
00:49:26Okay, so just tell me again why you can't send a unit in to just stop this asshole?
00:49:32A heavily armed SWAT team in a building filled with civilians infected with the virus would be catastrophic.
00:49:38So now we need to...
00:49:40Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:49:42Allergies.
00:49:44Who are you, my fucking therapist?
00:49:46Anyway, all we can do is talk to the employee in an attempt to defuse the situation.
00:49:52We currently have a psychologist on site who could possibly talk to the infected.
00:50:01Notify the team down in the county.
00:50:03I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head.
00:50:06You're talking about murder here.
00:50:09You should be offering at least 450.
00:50:12Agreed.
00:50:24It's an entry of annihilation.
00:50:28I'm gonna get ya.
00:50:31Four hours left till the quarantine lifts.
00:50:33We're running out of time.
00:50:34Well?
00:50:36Sometimes you gotta say what the fuck.
00:50:38Make your move.
00:50:39Risky business.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41In the end, it's gonna be dangerous.
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:43Right?
00:50:44Oh my God.
00:50:45Oh God.
00:50:46Oh God.
00:50:47Oh.
00:50:48Are you serious?
00:50:49Oh God.
00:50:50Oh.
00:50:51Oh shit.
00:50:52Oh God.
00:50:53Oh my God.
00:50:54Oh my God.
00:50:55Oh man.
00:50:56Oh no.
00:50:57Oh my God.
00:50:58Oh my God.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:01Oh my God.
00:51:02Oh my God.
00:51:03Oh God.
00:51:04Oh my God.
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