It's Showtime: Full Episode (July 8, 2025)

GMA Network

Aired (July 8, 2025): Pak na pak ang tanghalian dahil sa mga bisitang naggagwapuhan at naggagandahan. Sino kaya sa mga escort ngayong araw ang talaga namang OA sa kakisigan at magwawagi sa "Escort Of Appeals"? Samantala, magawa kayang mahanap ng ating senior matchmate na si Mike ang babaeng magpapatibok ng kanyang puso sa "Step In The Name Of Love"? Panoorin ang video. #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.   Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso   For more It's Showtime Full Episodes, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrZ9gCKGhm0ry4vZzXuf6_Q0

Transcript

00:00:00Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!

00:00:04Maslam, people!

00:00:06Sama-sama tayong bumago ng may saya

00:00:09at maging tulay ng pag-asa!

00:00:12It's...

00:00:14Showtime!

00:00:17Abog na, bro!

00:00:19Let's go!

00:00:21Come on!

00:00:23Woo-hoo!

00:00:26I don't know what to do.

00:00:29It's really nice.

00:00:31Follow.

00:00:36F-O, honey.

00:00:38Kipcho.

00:00:39He's not a girl.

00:00:42Swap.

00:00:45T-U-H-A.

00:00:46A-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.

00:00:50You can't see my hair.

00:00:52It's a really nice.

00:00:54What?

00:00:55What?

00:00:56Hey!

00:00:57I don't know how I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

00:01:02This is your show, this is your time, my boss is gonna win.

00:01:09Hey!

00:01:10Showtime!

00:01:12Showtime!

00:01:15Showtime!

00:01:18Showtime!

00:01:20Let's go!

00:01:50Showtime!

00:01:52Showtime!

00:01:54Showtime!

00:01:56This is your show. This is your time.

00:01:58Hey.

00:02:00It's a showtime!

00:02:02Hey!

00:02:04Showtime!

00:02:06Showtime!

00:02:08Showtime!

00:02:10This is your show. This is your time.

00:02:12Hey!

00:02:14It's a showtime!

00:02:16You're on the media!

00:02:18Some reminder

00:02:20This is your showtime!

00:02:22Showtime!

00:02:24It's a showtime!

00:02:26Let's go!

00:02:28Showtime!

00:02:30Showtime!

00:02:32Don't drop.

00:02:34And we won't stop, and we don't quit.

00:02:38And we won't stop, and we won't quit.

00:02:41Come on!

00:02:44Party, party! Party, party!

00:02:48It's a beautiful day.

00:02:50It's...

00:02:52Showtime!

00:02:54In one, two, three!

00:02:56Watch out, my love people!

00:03:04Let's go, my love!

00:03:06Let's go, my love!

00:03:08Let's go, my love!

00:03:10Let's go, my love!

00:03:12Let's go, my love!

00:03:14Let's go, my love!

00:03:16Humangga na sa isang masayang trip ngayong Martes.

00:03:20Tadayo tayo sa lugar kung saan lahat ay liligaya.

00:03:25That's alright!

00:03:26Yes!

00:03:27Tatanggalin lahat ng stress!

00:03:30Yes!

00:03:31Tatanggalin lahat yan at tanggal lahat ng pagod!

00:03:34Tawagin na ang buong pamilya at kabaranggay at walang maiiwan dahil lahat tayo magkakasama!

00:03:40Yes!

00:03:41Yes!

00:03:42Yes!

00:03:43And we're with Chuvi in the eye!

00:03:45Yes, we're Chuvi!

00:03:46Party!

00:03:47Let's go, my love people!

00:03:49Oh!

00:03:50Oh!

00:03:51Oh!

00:03:52Yes!

00:03:53At sa mga nakatambay at tagmamaritestyan sa tindahan ni Aling Nena!

00:03:58Sa mga nagsusupat na kapabasketball sa court!

00:04:01At sa mga nag-aabang na sansakay sa terminal!

00:04:03Naku!

00:04:04At sa mga nagpapagubit niya sa Barbero!

00:04:06Sama na kayo sa biyaheng!

00:04:08Showtime!

00:04:09Chang Ami, busy ka?

00:04:10Oo, busy ako!

00:04:11Kasi si Kuya Cameraman, may mga naaapakan!

00:04:14Hindi dapat maaapakan!

00:04:16Yes!

00:04:17Ayosin na lang!

00:04:18Kaya na lang!

00:04:19Ang mga papel na ito!

00:04:20Salamat!

00:04:21Salamat, Chang Ami!

00:04:22Salamat!

00:04:23Wala anuman!

00:04:24Thank you, Chang!

00:04:25Alam mo naman!

00:04:26Always here!

00:04:27Yes!

00:04:28We love you, Chang Ami!

00:04:29We love you!

00:04:30I love you!

00:04:32At ano naman kung madlang people sa mga gusto namang makipagulitan sa online world,

00:04:37samang ang ating So You Squad sa Showtime Online New with Lorraine, Anthony, Zea, and N.C.

00:04:47Yes!

00:04:48Ito na nga!

00:04:49Dadagundong na ang hiyawan ng mga magkakabaranggay na may pambatong umaapaw ang kagwapuhan!

00:04:56Karat simulan na natin ang...

00:04:58Escort of Appeals!

00:05:01Mula sa buluwagang pambalitan ng It's Showtime!

00:05:10Nato na ang inyong mga Escort Side Reporters!

00:05:241, 2, 3, let's go!

00:05:261, 2, 3, let's go!

00:05:471, 2, 3, let's go!

00:05:51Oki, ang sayaw.

00:05:52Ang galing ni Oki, ang kasip.

00:05:54That is so amazing.

00:05:56Yung mga pag-arito.

00:05:59Pwede ba solo mo?

00:06:00Ha?

00:06:00Solo mo?

00:06:01Huwag na.

00:06:02Ginagaya ko lang kayo eh.

00:06:05Pero masama-sapat na people!

00:06:09Malakas ang iyong kumpiyansa,

00:06:11malaki ang chance ang mapatunayang ikaw

00:06:13ay nakakapighaning binata dito sa...

00:06:17Escort of Appeal!

00:06:20Mahigit na nga ang siguridad.

00:06:22Mahigpit na ang siguridad dito

00:06:24dahil sa naglipa ng dalawang binatang di umano

00:06:27ay guilty sa pagiging gwapo.

00:06:30Guilty sa pagiging gwapo.

00:06:32Sobrang daming gwapo daw na sumasali dito.

00:06:36Imchu, pigilan mo sarili mo.

00:06:38Oh, to the M to the G talaga.

00:06:41Grabe yung pila.

00:06:43Gano'n ba?

00:06:43Meron ba dyan naghahanap ng manager?

00:06:45Ay, oo.

00:06:46Kailangan, kailangan.

00:06:47Marami, pero ang gusto din lang,

00:06:49gwapo din ang manager.

00:06:50Oo, oo.

00:06:51Problema yun.

00:06:53Problema ba yun?

00:06:54Pero eto ha,

00:06:55tandaan ang ating pamantayan

00:06:57upang mahatulang panalo

00:07:00sa uma at kabong harapan.

00:07:02Maghaharapan.

00:07:02Oh my gosh, malalakang.

00:07:05Kaya ikaw, mahihirapan kang pumili.

00:07:07Super talaga.

00:07:08Oh my gosh.

00:07:09Kimmy, pigilan mo yung puso mo.

00:07:11Wala!

00:07:12Saan ka mamaya, ma-fall ka.

00:07:14Ma-fall pa di tayo.

00:07:15Bakit madali ba siya ma-fall?

00:07:17Ay, nako.

00:07:17Ewan ko,

00:07:18mabadali ka ba ma-fall?

00:07:20Ano, favorite ko ma-fall.

00:07:23Favorite mo yun?

00:07:24Okay lang naman.

00:07:25Okay lang naman siyang ma-fall.

00:07:26May sumasalo naman, di ba?

00:07:28Ay!

00:07:30O bago ka ma-fall,

00:07:32ulit na rito na parang mga stage witness

00:07:34na magsisiwala

00:07:35at ang katotohanan

00:07:35kung sino mga escort

00:07:36ang aangat ngayong araw.

00:07:38Our board members

00:07:39signing off with comedian host,

00:07:42Nagy!

00:07:44Yeah!

00:07:45Yeah!

00:07:46Oh!

00:07:46Yeah!

00:07:47Hey!

00:07:48Hey!

00:07:49Hey!

00:07:50Hey!

00:07:51Hey!

00:07:52Hey!

00:07:53Hey!

00:07:54Hey!

00:07:55Hey!

00:07:56Hey!

00:07:56Tumba!

00:07:59Oh!

00:08:0012-age yun ah!

00:08:02Ang dami!

00:08:02What's up madlam people!

00:08:06Hi, Negi!

00:08:07Welcome back!

00:08:08Ano kuya?

00:08:09Nako, ikaw ah!

00:08:10Single ka ba ngayon?

00:08:11Hindi, taken eh!

00:08:13Ah, taken ah!

00:08:14Napakaganda mo naman!

00:08:15Para kang marshmallow!

00:08:16Ano ba?

00:08:17Malit na bagay,

00:08:18kimchi na papang.

00:08:19Negi, ikaw,

00:08:20ang dami mo nakakasalamuhang tao,

00:08:22lalo na mga lalaki.

00:08:23Ano ba ang pamantayan mo

00:08:25sa pagiging gwapo?

00:08:26Ako, dapat unang-una,

00:08:28yung dating pa lang,

00:08:28yung unang kita mo pa lang,

00:08:30yung may wow agad,

00:08:31yung wow.

00:08:32Sino ang fake?

00:08:33Sino ang artista fake?

00:08:34Sino yung nakitaan mo gano'n?

00:08:36Kagaya ni Kuya,

00:08:37si Kuya Ogi,

00:08:38pag nakita mo yung wow,

00:08:40wow agad.

00:08:42Diba?

00:08:43Guapo!

00:08:44Ayan, nakita mo yung ngiti pa lang,

00:08:46yung mapapawaw.

00:08:47Kasi nga,

00:08:48siya si Eddie, wow.

00:08:49Kaya ka mapapawaw.

00:08:50Hindi ako yun.

00:08:52Diba sabi nga na,

00:08:53Bianca,

00:08:53hindi ako yun?

00:08:54Talent pa pala yan.

00:08:55Sorry, sorry.

00:08:56Maraming salamat, Maggie.

00:08:58Mag-enjoy ka lang dyan.

00:08:59At eto lang nga

00:09:00ang next kapuso,

00:09:01Heartrock,

00:09:02Paul Sala!

00:09:04Let's go!

00:09:17What's up, manlo, people!

00:09:20Ay, eto si Paul Salas,

00:09:22mahilig magpa-fall sa upuan.

00:09:25Hindi ko sinasadya yun, Kuya Bo.

00:09:26Kaya na yun,

00:09:27nasala yun.

00:09:28Kala ko si Paul Salas siya.

00:09:31Hi, Paul.

00:09:32Kamusta ka?

00:09:32Welcome back sa Showtime.

00:09:33Yabong, atingin yung kaya,

00:09:34John.

00:09:35Yabong,

00:09:35nice to see you, Paul.

00:09:37Iba talaga yung dating ni Paul, no?

00:09:39Mga pa-wow ka din, eh.

00:09:40Yes.

00:09:40May wow.

00:09:41Mga pa-pa-Paul ka.

00:09:43Kikiligin na naman ako niyan,

00:09:44atingin, eh.

00:09:45Yes.

00:09:46Mga pa-pa-Paul ka sa Salas.

00:09:48Yes.

00:09:49Paul, Paul,

00:09:49ikaw naman, Paul.

00:09:50Sa tingin mo,

00:09:51ano ba ang pabantayan mo

00:09:52sa pagiging guwapo?

00:09:54Siguro yung pagpasok pa lang

00:09:56ng kwarto

00:09:56o ng mga stage,

00:10:00yung parang wala kang kailangan patunayan,

00:10:01yung,

00:10:02alam mo, nandito ako.

00:10:03Oh, kailangan nyo.

00:10:04Brabe.

00:10:04Confidence.

00:10:06Iba talaga,

00:10:07sabi niya,

00:10:08sa kwarto.

00:10:09Wow.

00:10:10Confidence.

00:10:10Hindi, kahit saan daw,

00:10:11stage, gano'n.

00:10:12Stage.

00:10:13Nandito raw siya, gano'n.

00:10:14Sa sala.

00:10:15Nandito ako,

00:10:16nagpapakilala sa inyo.

00:10:17Nandito ako.

00:10:17I will make you feel my presence.

00:10:19May kilala ka bang gano'n,

00:10:21Kim?

00:10:21Alin po?

00:10:22Yung,

00:10:22malakas yung dating niya.

00:10:23Pagpasok pa lang,

00:10:24I'm a presence.

00:10:25Naku, pag ako tinanong nyo talaga,

00:10:26pag ako sumagot talaga.

00:10:28Sige na.

00:10:28Ang talong, sumagot ko na ba?

00:10:30Sinagot ko na ba?

00:10:32Ay, kayo talaga,

00:10:33kung ano-anong naiisip ninyo.

00:10:35Eto na po talaga,

00:10:37ang I and O.

00:10:38Ay!

00:10:38O.

00:10:40Nangangabog to.

00:10:41Ay, sinagabog.

00:10:41Ang aking niga,

00:10:43the amakabogero,

00:10:45Maymay and Trada.

00:10:46Woo!

00:10:47Woo!

00:10:50Oh!

00:10:51Ay!

00:10:52Ay!

00:10:53Ay!

00:10:54Ay!

00:10:55Ay!

00:11:01What's up,

00:11:02my love people!

00:11:05Brabe!

00:11:06Ang lakas na dating.

00:11:07May papuso ng dagat lang,

00:11:08ano?

00:11:09Gumanun lang.

00:11:10I love you, ah!

00:11:12Si Miga, no?

00:11:13Parang si Tayla.

00:11:14Wow!

00:11:15May pag-Tayla ka ngayon, Miga.

00:11:17Miga, I love you.

00:11:19Hindi porkat matagal lang tayo din nagkita.

00:11:20Grabe.

00:11:21Ay!

00:11:21Thank you po,

00:11:21sinisugurado mo talaga

00:11:22hindi ako ma-fall.

00:11:24Feeling layo talaga.

00:11:26Thank you po.

00:11:28Bye, bye!

00:11:29Thank you po.

00:11:31Oo.

00:11:31Kamag-anak ni Shubi, ano eh.

00:11:33Oo nga, mag-anak.

00:11:34Yan na nga.

00:11:35Magka-anak na Shubi.

00:11:36Ito, Shubi.

00:11:37Shubi na, eh!

00:11:39Ito po po.

00:11:40Alam mo,

00:11:41pinapasay mo yung lagi yung inay ko,

00:11:43kaya thank you talaga.

00:11:45I love you, Ty.

00:11:47Pero magka-anak,

00:11:48ba talaga kayo, Miga?

00:11:49Kulang na lang ng etratak sa siya.

00:11:52Magusap ko na kay Itan, no?

00:11:54Bitaw, bitaw.

00:11:55Kaya lang, bitaw.

00:11:56Oo, taro ko na.

00:11:57Oo, oo, oo, oo.

00:11:58Atot din ng gahiyon.

00:11:59Oo, kay lahi man eh.

00:12:00Bisaya ba yata?

00:12:01Oo.

00:12:01Lahi kay Bisaya.

00:12:02Oo, pero lahi, lahi ang pisdak kay mga,

00:12:06huy,

00:12:07dililang talami on,

00:12:09guwapa ta.

00:12:09Oo, oo.

00:12:10Yes, dilipod lami, dilipod guwapa.

00:12:12Lig on.

00:12:13Oo, lig on.

00:12:14Basta, Bisaya.

00:12:16Guwapa.

00:12:16Guwapa kayo pa sa Bisaya.

00:12:18Uy, asang guwapa ba?

00:12:19LRJ.

00:12:20LRJ.

00:12:21LRJ.

00:12:24Marami yung LRJ.

00:12:25Parang, parang flip top, no?

00:12:27Yung LRJ nila, ang galing.

00:12:29Yes, papapalip na rin ako ng apelido.

00:12:31Entrata na rin.

00:12:32Yes.

00:12:33Yun ba ang apelido ang gusto mo?

00:12:35Ang LRJ.

00:12:38Gusto kong apelido ay?

00:12:40Ano?

00:12:41Choo.

00:12:41Kim Choo.

00:12:42Ah, Kim Choo.

00:12:43Hala, binuangan ko nila.

00:12:44Tabangi ko ba eh.

00:12:45Ayaw niyo.

00:12:46Narami, daneng.

00:12:48Kasabot ka sila na to?

00:12:50Sina?

00:12:50Kung kasabot, ay, ambot la.

00:12:54Ang sabon man eh.

00:12:58Magpadayo na lang ta.

00:12:59Magsugod na lang ta.

00:13:00Ayaw.

00:13:01Hindi kasabot, hindi kasabot.

00:13:03Ah, hindi kasabot.

00:13:04Hindi kasabot.

00:13:05Pero okay lah.

00:13:06Gusto niyo po ba English?

00:13:07Yes.

00:13:09Yes, yes, yes.

00:13:10Pero Maymay, mula nung nakaraan, diba, nandito ka.

00:13:13Yes, po.

00:13:14Kamusang experience mo sa mga nakita mo rito, mga nagkagwapo ba?

00:13:18Sobrang saya.

00:13:18Grabe, sobrang gwapo.

00:13:19Muntik na nga po akong napa-fall, kasi lang, kasi lang may asawa na po.

00:13:25Oo.

00:13:25Pero ngayon, hindi ko alam kung mapo-fall ka uli.

00:13:28Kaya bang pigilan ng sarili mo pag nakita mo na sila talama?

00:13:31Kasi importante sa akin, sir, given naman yung gusto ko talaga yung confident.

00:13:35Alam, sige.

00:13:35Marispeto, mabuti yung puso.

00:13:38Pero iba po yung pag pinapasaya po ako.

00:13:40O, o, o, o, o, o.

00:13:44O, o, o, o, o, o, o, o.

00:13:45Tingnan natin kung di ka sumayarin sa dalawang kong.

00:13:49Kim, ganun ba talaga yung feeling?

00:13:51Ano, wala din naman sa akin yung confidence, yung...

00:13:54Saves!

00:13:55Mika, basta importante, pinapasaya ako.

00:13:58Mika, Mika!

00:14:00Gusto mo ba sabihin kung siyo nagpapasaya sa'yo?

00:14:02Ay, sige, sige.

00:14:03Dali na.

00:14:04Mika, ayaw lang na ilawin.

00:14:05Ayaw lang.

00:14:06Padaan lang siguro taon sama ni Ator.

00:14:08Ay, sorry.

00:14:09Bakit naman pigilan, eh?

00:14:10Sa sabot!

00:14:12Alright, maraming salamat ko and good luck sa ating dear board member.

00:14:17Ramdam na, ramdam na nga ang taas ng energy ng mga kapalangkay ng ating mga escort.

00:14:23Ito daw ang pag-suporta sa inyong pampato dahil ang bawat kabarangkay na manalalong escort of affairs of the day

00:14:29na present dito sa studio ay makakatanggap ng big isang limong piso.

00:14:35Ayun na nga.

00:14:37At ginamakamustay natin ang kalagay ng ating unang barangay kasamang ating escort side reporters,

00:14:43Jackie and Shuvie.

00:14:44Pasok!

00:14:46Ah, hello.

00:14:47Hello, hello.

00:14:47Hello.

00:14:48Yes.

00:14:49Gabi, hanggang ganyan, choppy pa rin tayo ba?

00:14:50Oo nga, eh, may na yung signal.

00:14:51Pero ito na nga po, nandito na nga po kami.

00:14:53Live na live kami ngayon dito kasama namin ang mga tataparangkay.

00:14:56Sana gusto yung dress.

00:14:57Let's go!

00:14:58Ah!

00:15:03Eh, let's go.

00:15:05Let's go.

00:15:06Oh, wow.

00:15:07Oh, wow.

00:15:07Ay, grabe naman.

00:15:08Ay, grabe na.

00:15:09Grabe.

00:15:10Oh, go.

00:15:11Grabe.

00:15:11Gabi, babalo na.

00:15:13Eh, no.

00:15:14Eh, lower.

00:15:16Lower.

00:15:17Lower.

00:15:18Lower.

00:15:19Ah, grabe.

00:15:21Grabe.

00:15:22Ibang klase.

00:15:22Grabe sila sa Etibak.

00:15:24Etibak, oo.

00:15:25Etibak number one.

00:15:26Oo.

00:15:27Etibak number one.

00:15:29Bukod ba sa putos, ano bang pinagmamalaki ng barangay ninyo?

00:15:32Ah, bukod sa pinaka-pogi naming contestant.

00:15:35Okay.

00:15:36Meron kaming pinagmamalaki.

00:15:37Ano?

00:15:39Maunlad na barangay.

00:15:41Maraming talentadong kabarangay.

00:15:43Ito, oh.

00:15:45Rapi, rapi, rapi, rapi.

00:15:46Eh, eh.

00:15:49Talentado.

00:15:50Eh.

00:15:51Talentado kami eh.

00:15:52Talentado.

00:15:54Ibang klase naman pala kayo eh.

00:15:56Pero eto, matalong lang namin kung pamantayan ang kapugian.

00:16:00Ano bang pamantayan nyo ng kapugian?

00:16:02Ah, saktong-sakto nga po.

00:16:03Nandito po si Miss UB.

00:16:04Yes.

00:16:05Meron po kasi kami tinatawag sa barangay namin na T-D-H.

00:16:10Ah, T-D-H sila.

00:16:12Ang ino po yun?

00:16:13Sige nga, anong meaning ng T-D-H?

00:16:15T-4.

00:16:16T-O.

00:16:17T-I-N-O.

00:16:18T-4.

00:16:20Dark.

00:16:21H-4.

00:16:22Handsome.

00:16:24Handsome din sila.

00:16:26Yun yung T-D-H nila sa...

00:16:28Ah, yun yung escort of appeal nila.

00:16:30Ah, kako.

00:16:32Let's go!

00:16:35Okay, tingnan natin.

00:16:36Malalaman natin yan mamaya.

00:16:38Malalaman natin kung tama talaga yung mga sinabi nila.

00:16:40Yes, let's go.

00:16:40Kaya, eto na nga.

00:16:42Ayun nga po ang mga kaganapan dito, Shubi.

00:16:44At ano naman ang balita dyan sa kapilang barangay?

00:16:47Kuya Jugs, Kuya Ryan, are you there?

00:16:51Marami-marami salamat, Jackie and Shubi.

00:16:53Na mamatahan nga na dito, ah.

00:16:54Sa kinatatayo namin.

00:16:56Ah, mga talaga barangay, Palangoy!

00:16:58Pinakawala nyo sa...

00:16:58Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

00:17:09Oh, oh, oh.

00:17:11Ha-ha-ha.

00:17:13Ha-ha-ha.

00:17:14Ano kayo?

00:17:15Okay, tanawin natin.

00:17:18Kuya, Kuya, bakit masaya sa inyong barangay?

00:17:22Dahil sa pagkakaisan ng aming barangay!

00:17:24Oh!

00:17:25Oh!

00:17:26Oh!

00:17:27Oh!

00:17:32Sa tingin nyo, kusta nangungunangin yung barangay, sir, pare?

00:17:35Sa Pago Apuwa!

00:17:37Oh!

00:17:43Kinakabahan ako.

00:17:45Oh, good luck sa inyo, mga kaya.

00:17:46Good luck sa inyo, kasi ayan.

00:17:47At yan ang mga nakbabagang balita dito.

00:17:50Balik tayo nyo dyan!

00:17:53Maraming salamat sa inyong pagre-report.

00:17:56Oo, gusto ko lang sabihin na isa sa mga judges natin, T-D-H din, ah.

00:18:00Ano? Ano yun?

00:18:01Yung negi.

00:18:02Ano yan?

00:18:04Tall?

00:18:04Tall.

00:18:05Dark?

00:18:05Dark.

00:18:06Yung H.

00:18:07Hungry.

00:18:08Oo, di pa kumakawin.

00:18:09Ayan, hungry!

00:18:11Namoy kasi ni Kuya, eh, John.

00:18:14Ayan, hungry!

00:18:15Hungry ka lang, ah.

00:18:16Oo, eh.

00:18:17Diet kasi siya.

00:18:18Pero may nanlalamang ng T-D-H dito, ko is there.

00:18:21Oo, sino ka yan?

00:18:23Parang si Shubi nanlalamang kasi nandyan yung T-D-H.

00:18:26Oo!

00:18:29Grabe naman yan.

00:18:31Oy!

00:18:32Ibang klase.

00:18:34Lumabas ka nga muna dito.

00:18:35Pugi.

00:18:36Ito yung T-D-H ko.

00:18:38Ito yung T-D-H ko ngayon.

00:18:39Wow!

00:18:40Grabe naman yung pagkagwapon yan.

00:18:43Sobrang T-D-H.

00:18:44Tall, Dark, Haggard.

00:18:46Talentado yan.

00:18:54Magkagard lang eh.

00:18:56Pero ito, simulan na natin ito.

00:18:58Huwag kang kukurap dahil handaan ng humarap

00:19:00ang mga gwapong bina.

00:19:02Simulan na sa pag-ilatis sa ating Escort of Up Hills.

00:19:06This is how we do it.

00:19:11Up, up, up, up.

00:19:13Up, up, up, up, up, up

00:19:14ほ, up, time it's home.

00:19:14Up, up, up, up, up, hop

00:19:16up, up.

00:19:17Up, up, up.

00:19:18Beach hayes.

00:19:19Just blue.

00:19:261, 2, 3, let's go...

00:19:28One, two, three, let's go!

00:19:58One, two, three, let's go!

00:20:00What's up, Mad Lang Pipa!

00:20:05Weep, weep, weep, weep!

00:20:08Weep, weep, weep!

00:20:10Stop, stop!

00:20:11Ako nga mo pala, si Arnel Perez,

00:20:14twenty-years-old,

00:20:15ang chinitong Korean handsome

00:20:16ng barangay sa Nagustin Trece Martins Cavite!

00:20:23Mahal ko kaya,

00:20:25naniniwala sa isang kasabihan,

00:20:27aanhin ko na naman ang pangalang ko

00:20:30kung laging niyokong tinatawag na gwapo.

00:20:33What's up, Mad Lang Pipa!

00:20:49May anking talento at galing,

00:20:52biniyayaan na naguumapaw na appeal.

00:20:55Dahil sa akin,

00:20:58si Alden at Daniel,

00:21:00masasapawan ng karir.

00:21:04Ako, si Papa Jules,

00:21:06from Palangoy,

00:21:07binangon ang risal,

00:21:08na naniniwala sa katagang

00:21:10ang tanging tungkulin ko sa mundoy,

00:21:12kababaihan ay mabighani.

00:21:15Dahil ako yung taong nagmahal,

00:21:18nasaktan,

00:21:20at lalong naging yummy.

00:21:26Yummy!

00:21:27Yummy!

00:21:28Yes!

00:21:29Mad Lang people,

00:21:30our escort of appeals number one.

00:21:33Tawakin na natin si Arnel Perez

00:21:35ng Barangay San Agustin,

00:21:37Trece Martins Cavite!

00:21:39What's up, bro?

00:21:40Hello po, hello po.

00:21:41Hello, hello sa'yo.

00:21:42Kamusta, kamusta?

00:21:43Ano bang gusto mong tawag naman sa'yo?

00:21:44Arnel o guwapo?

00:21:45Kahit Daniel na lang.

00:21:47Ano, ano?

00:21:48Daniel?

00:21:49Actually po,

00:21:50ayaw ko po kasi pag-usapan about sa mga guwapo.

00:21:51Bakit?

00:21:52Medyo,

00:21:53may mga problema po kasi pag-usapan guwapo na eh.

00:21:55Anong problema pag-usapan guwapo?

00:21:57Ano yung nararamdaman mo?

00:21:58Confidential.

00:21:59Eh sige, sabihin ko na.

00:22:00Confidential.

00:22:01Kasi, yung mga guwapo po kasi na yan,

00:22:03tulad ko,

00:22:04dahil sa kagwapoan,

00:22:05minsan yung magulang ko,

00:22:06napapagalitan ako.

00:22:07Bakit?

00:22:08Bakit?

00:22:09Tulad nung last time,

00:22:10may pumunta sa bahay ng mga kids.

00:22:12Siguro age 7 or 8 years old yata ng mga kids.

00:22:14Ang dami!

00:22:15Ang ingay!

00:22:16Ngayon si mama nagalit, naglalaba.

00:22:18Ano ba yan, nognog?

00:22:19Ang dami yung bata sa labas,

00:22:20naghahanap sa'yo.

00:22:21Ngayon,

00:22:22ngayon,

00:22:23pagpunta ko dun,

00:22:24paglapit sa'yo ng mga bata,

00:22:25sabi ko, sige,

00:22:26sasama na ako sa inyo.

00:22:27Ngayon, paglapit ko,

00:22:28dinala ako sa clown,

00:22:29yung pala yung clown,

00:22:30naghahanap ng,

00:22:31diba,

00:22:32bring me attractive guy.

00:22:34Ah!

00:22:35Pinagawa ko mga ikaw yung pinipin.

00:22:37Attractive sa dami.

00:22:39Sa dami ng bahay dun,

00:22:41sa dami ng lalaki dun.

00:22:42Oo.

00:22:43Bakit sa tingin mo,

00:22:44ikaw yung pinuntahan ng mga bata?

00:22:46Ah,

00:22:47napakasinunghalin ko naman,

00:22:48kasabihin ko,

00:22:49ang pangit ako eh.

00:22:50Oo.

00:22:51Kung baka yung mga langaw,

00:22:53yung mga bata,

00:22:54mga langaw,

00:22:55ikaw yung pagkain.

00:22:56Pagkain.

00:22:57Source.

00:22:58Brat, hindi ko ba nahihirapan ka maging humble?

00:23:00Opo, minsan po.

00:23:01Nahihirapan ka?

00:23:02Ah, hindi po.

00:23:03So, totally,

00:23:04kailangan pag gwapo ka.

00:23:05Honest lang daw.

00:23:06Oo.

00:23:07Bilang isang gwapo, Arnel,

00:23:08ikaw ba yung single ngayon

00:23:09o taken ka na?

00:23:10Taken.

00:23:11Sorry ah.

00:23:12Girls, taken.

00:23:13Pero...

00:23:16Pero...

00:23:17Pero...

00:23:18Pero...

00:23:19Alam nyo naman,

00:23:20medyo nahihirapan yung babae

00:23:21na mag-approach siya.

00:23:22Kasi pag gandong itsura,

00:23:23mga magulang,

00:23:24study verse yan,

00:23:25itsura yung bata eh.

00:23:28Hindi pala takot yung magulang ng girlfriend mo ngayon

00:23:30kasi dahil sa sobrang gwapo mo,

00:23:32baka hindi ka mapakali sa isa.

00:23:34Bali, in-inform ko na rin sila na,

00:23:36tita,

00:23:37medyo...

00:23:38sasakit po yung ulo ng anak nyo

00:23:39kasi maraming naghahabol sa boyfriend niya.

00:23:42Hirap!

00:23:43Kim!

00:23:44Hirap!

00:23:45Anong masasabi mo sa kanya?

00:23:46Grabe!

00:23:47Akala ko,

00:23:48may bagyo!

00:23:49Ah!

00:23:50Sobrang hangin pare!

00:23:54Lumakasabi!

00:23:55Kimi,

00:23:56nagsasabi lang ng totoo yan.

00:23:57Kaya ganyan eh,

00:23:58wala eh.

00:23:59Ang talong ko kay Arnel,

00:24:00kailan mo na realize na gwapo ka?

00:24:03Yung pag gising mo,

00:24:05ay ito na, gising na...

00:24:06Since nung pinanganak po ko,

00:24:07sabi ng doktor sa mama ko,

00:24:09Nay,

00:24:10grabing kagwapuhan ng anak mo.

00:24:14Meron pa po yan,

00:24:15nung last time,

00:24:16medyo nagkainitan kami ng kapitan namin.

00:24:19Bakit?

00:24:20Kasi,

00:24:21si Cap,

00:24:22hindi pa yung curfew na daw,

00:24:23eh bako,

00:24:24ikaw yung kapitan.

00:24:25Lalabas ako,

00:24:26hindi mo ko pinapalabas.

00:24:27Lalabas ako.

00:24:29Sabi ko,

00:24:30ha, bakit Cap?

00:24:31Wala pa namang curfew ah.

00:24:32Yung pala,

00:24:33marami na daw na blatter sa kanilang kababaihan

00:24:35kasi nag-aaway-aaway dal sa akin.

00:24:36Ah!

00:24:37Diyan sa sobrang guwapo mo!

00:24:40Wala eh!

00:24:42Wala eh!

00:24:43Kagulo!

00:24:44Kung,

00:24:45kung single ka,

00:24:46sa tingin mo ba may pag-asa si Kim Choo sa'yo?

00:24:48Yon, no?

00:24:51Juicy pa ba ako?

00:24:53Bata mong binis mo lamang bumigay!

00:24:55Bumigay!

00:24:56Huwag kang bibigay, pre!

00:24:57Bibigay ka agad?

00:24:58Ano kung iligawan mo ako?

00:25:00Ano yung magpapa-oo sa akin?

00:25:01Ready ka ba sa mga struggles

00:25:03kung sakaling maging tayo?

00:25:06Hindi Kimmy,

00:25:07balik na rin natin.

00:25:08Balik na rin natin.

00:25:09Kung ikaw manliligaw ko kay Arnel,

00:25:11anong diskarte mo?

00:25:12Ako,

00:25:13magpapadala ako lagi ng tubig

00:25:14kasi uhaw lagi ito eh.

00:25:15Bakit uhaw?

00:25:16Daldal niya hindami siya,

00:25:17kung buka ko siya.

00:25:19Pinaglihi mo kasi ako sa ano.

00:25:20Pero,

00:25:21Kim Choo,

00:25:22lapitan mo si Arnel.

00:25:23Sige nga.

00:25:24Ayun.

00:25:25Hulo!

00:25:26Lagi mo nakikita si Paolo, di ba?

00:25:28Uy, grabe!

00:25:29Lagi kayo nakikita.

00:25:30O, nagka-taping kasi kami.

00:25:31Sa tingin mo,

00:25:32ano yung lamang nito kay Paolo?

00:25:34O, eto.

00:25:35Para hindi ka mailang,

00:25:36hawakan mo dito si Arnel.

00:25:37Tapos isipin.

00:25:38Ayan.

00:25:39Huwag ka niyan!

00:25:40Huwag ka sapit!

00:25:41Ganun lang.

00:25:42Ayan, ayan.

00:25:43Huwag ka mong ganyan.

00:25:44Kausapin mo siya.

00:25:45Ganito.

00:25:46Ayan, ayan.

00:25:47Kim, sorry ha.

00:25:48Hindi mo makukuha eh.

00:25:49Oh!

00:25:50Bakit naman?

00:25:51Bakit naman?

00:25:52Kung may tsura ka, hindi ka agad-agad dapat bumibigay.

00:25:56Ah, ganun ba yun?

00:25:58Sayang naman.

00:25:59Marami pa naman sana akong iririgalo sa'yo.

00:26:01Kim, tama na!

00:26:02Uy!

00:26:03Ay!

00:26:04Bakit?

00:26:05Bakit tama na?

00:26:07Bakit?

00:26:08Pag na-fall ka?

00:26:10O.

00:26:11Kasalanan ko yan, pag na-fall ka?

00:26:13O.

00:26:14Bakit ba?

00:26:15Eh, gusto kong umibig eh.

00:26:16Hindi ba pwede sa'yo?

00:26:18Kaso iniisip ko lang ka pa ka na muna.

00:26:19Pag naging tayo, maraming nga habol sa'yo.

00:26:22Maraming kang magiging kaaway.

00:26:23Ah!

00:26:24Okay!

00:26:25Huw!

00:26:26Huw!

00:26:27Huw!

00:26:28Binabala ka lang niya, Kim.

00:26:30Huwag ka nang ma-fall.

00:26:31Huwag ka nang ma-fall.

00:26:32Ikaw rin ang masasaktan.

00:26:33Kasalanan bang mahalin kita?

00:26:35Hindi siya kasalanan.

00:26:38Subalit natapwat.

00:26:40Ang ating pagmamahalan ay dapat nating pag-ingatan.

00:26:44Dahil ang mga luya at mga sitaw, ikaw lang aking mamahalin.

00:26:47Maraming!

00:26:49Maraming!

00:26:50Maraming!

00:26:51Ibang yung mga patat niya!

00:26:52Armel!

00:26:53Mukha naman eh.

00:26:54Tapat siyang magmahalin.

00:26:55Ang galik ha.

00:26:56Ang galik ng mga...

00:26:57Pibay niya, no?

00:26:58Pahalda, no?

00:26:59Oo, ipakaroon ngayon.

00:27:00Ipaparoon ngayon.

00:27:01Dignan naman natin kung uubra ang galik mo sasagutan.

00:27:04Yan!

00:27:05Sean, pasok!

00:27:06Ha?

00:27:16Parang naliligo lang, ano?

00:27:17Iba siya.

00:27:18Yes!

00:27:19Bagong ano yun, step.

00:27:20Galang mo humawak ng bola?

00:27:21Ano tawag sa step niya?

00:27:22Ay, yes!

00:27:23Wait, wait!

00:27:24Meron akong ano, may pick-up line ako sa'yo.

00:27:25Ano yan?

00:27:26Alam mo, takot akong umutot.

00:27:28Bakit?

00:27:29Bakit?

00:27:30Dapat lang.

00:27:31Dapat lang patakot ka siya.

00:27:33Bakit yan ang pick-up line mo?

00:27:35Ito, wait lang.

00:27:36May kapag ka ba?

00:27:39Kasi, kasi, kasi...

00:27:41Ulit, ulit, ulit.

00:27:42Ah, isa pa, isa pa.

00:27:43Alam mo, natatakot akong umutot.

00:27:45Bakit?

00:27:46Baka kasi maging part ka na ng buhay ko.

00:27:49Oh!

00:27:50Meron ako!

00:27:51Meron ako!

00:27:52Meron ako!

00:27:53Meron ka, meron.

00:27:54Meron din ako.

00:27:55Sige, sige.

00:27:56Alam mo siyan?

00:27:57Pag-TV, ha?

00:27:58Mapagbigay akong tao eh.

00:27:59Pero ikaw, ipagdadamot kita.

00:28:01Oh!

00:28:02Ooy!

00:28:03Bakit?

00:28:04Kasi gusto ko akin ka lang.

00:28:05Ah!

00:28:08Baka ma-fall ako ah!

00:28:09Sa'yo.

00:28:10Alam mo, ikaw mambabola ka eh.

00:28:13Bola! Bola!

00:28:15Ito na ang tanong para sa'yo.

00:28:17Okay pa.

00:28:18Ang ganda mabahe ni siya na, no?

00:28:19Pero ganun yung...

00:28:20Kaya...

00:28:21Yung mga tirado.

00:28:22Ito na ang katanong para sa'yo.

00:28:23Utot ka ba?

00:28:26Nabigla ako eh.

00:28:27Tamo, hindi nakikinig.

00:28:29Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:28:30Wala!

00:28:31Ano yun?

00:28:32Ano ba yun?

00:28:33Ito yung talong para sa'yo.

00:28:35Kung sasampalin ka ng katotohanan,

00:28:39gaganti ka ba?

00:28:41Bakit?

00:28:42Kung sasampalin ako ng katotohanan,

00:28:45hindi ako gaganti.

00:28:47Dahil ang totoo, ay totoo.

00:28:48At pag sinampal ka ng katotohanan,

00:28:50at natauhan ka,

00:28:51pagising mo,

00:28:52ang pogi ko pala.

00:28:53Boom!

00:28:54Boom!

00:28:55Boom!

00:28:56Boom!

00:28:57Boom!

00:28:58Ah!

00:28:59Yun yung dating.

00:29:00Yun ang lakas ng alay.

00:29:01Dami ko nga natutunan eh.

00:29:02Grabe yung kumpiyansa niya sa sarili, no?

00:29:05Oo.

00:29:06Ikaw ba nasampal ka na?

00:29:07Muntik na.

00:29:08Huwag kong sampalin!

00:29:09Huwag kong sampalin!

00:29:10Hindi, hindi.

00:29:12Hindi sinasabi ni Paul Salas,

00:29:13paglabas ng kwarto sa backstage,

00:29:14ang lakas ng dating.

00:29:15Yun.

00:29:16Confidence.

00:29:17Confidence ang kailangan, di ba?

00:29:18Diba talaga to eh.

00:29:19Anong, saan galing yung confidence?

00:29:21Ano po?

00:29:22North Pole.

00:29:24Ayan!

00:29:25Maraming maraming!

00:29:26Maraming salamat!

00:29:27Escort of Appeals number one,

00:29:30Arnel Perez ng Barangay San Agustin

00:29:32at Martores Cavite.

00:29:34Eto naman ang ating next Escort of Appeals,

00:29:36Papa Jules Giliego ng Barangay Palangoy.

00:29:39Yes!

00:29:42Papa Jules!

00:29:43Kamusta si Bart?

00:29:45Uy, bakit Bart?

00:29:46Hindi siya yun.

00:29:47Hindi po ako yun.

00:29:48Hindi.

00:29:49I mean, si Bart,

00:29:50baka may kapit-bahay ka taga-Barangay,

00:29:51ano, Palangoy.

00:29:52Parang Jules!

00:29:53O.

00:29:54Nagaling nga ka ba doon?

00:29:55Doon sa una?

00:29:56Medyo kulang pa.

00:29:57Teka lang, teka lang.

00:29:58Ba't nandun?

00:29:59Eto siya ho.

00:30:00Eto siya ho.

00:30:01Eto siya yung pangalang contest.

00:30:02Nagaling siya doon!

00:30:03Hindi na pala.

00:30:04Ulitin mo yung tanong.

00:30:05Ba't ka nagagaling?

00:30:07Ayun.

00:30:08Nagaling nga ka ba doon sa una?

00:30:10Medyo kailangan pa ng, ano,

00:30:11synchronization.

00:30:12Ay!

00:30:13Ay!

00:30:14Synchronization!

00:30:15Patkulang!

00:30:16Patkulang!

00:30:17Paano mo nasabi?

00:30:18Kasi yung pagiging guwapo niya,

00:30:20hindi papasok sa standard ko ng guwapo talaga.

00:30:23Wow!

00:30:24Para sa'yo,

00:30:25ano, standard ng pagiging guwapo, Papa Jules?

00:30:27Standard ng pagiging guwapo,

00:30:29kapag pumunta ako,

00:30:31kagaya ko.

00:30:32Pag pumunta ako sa isang lugar

00:30:34na maganda,

00:30:35hindi yung tanaw yung pupunta nila,

00:30:37kundi ako.

00:30:38Ah!

00:30:39Ikaw yung pagandang tanaw.

00:30:40Yay!

00:30:42Alam mo,

00:30:43magkaiba yung ano nila,

00:30:44personality.

00:30:45Ito, mataas ang energy.

00:30:46Ito, kalmado lang.

00:30:47Kalmado, parang nasiba.

00:30:48Confident siya eh.

00:30:49Chinlang.

00:30:50Chinlang siya eh.

00:30:51Kasi alam na guwapo siya eh.

00:30:52Kalmadong Pogi.

00:30:53Yes!

00:30:54K.P.

00:30:55Kino nagsabi sa'yo na guwapo ka?

00:30:57Ah, nanay ko.

00:30:59Bukod sa nanay ko, sino pa?

00:31:01Mga kapatid ko,

00:31:04estudyante ko.

00:31:05Sir, ang guwapo mo.

00:31:07Tapos yung mga tindera sa palengke.

00:31:09Ah, may lumalapit sa'yo.

00:31:10Sinasabi,

00:31:11ang guwapo mo gano'n, sir.

00:31:12Kuya,

00:31:13bili kang baboy ang guwapo mo.

00:31:14Ah, talaga?

00:31:15Hindi ka pa sa tingin mo,

00:31:16inuuto ka lang?

00:31:17Ah, hindi po eh.

00:31:19Kasi,

00:31:20ano,

00:31:21pinanganak pa lang ako.

00:31:22Alam ko ng guwapo ko eh.

00:31:24Ay, para malaman.

00:31:25Naralamdaman ko na.

00:31:26Para malaman natin,

00:31:27tatanong natin mga kabarangay mo.

00:31:28Yan, yan, yan, yan.

00:31:29Bakit ito'y pinadala nyo?

00:31:30Ha, ha, ha.

00:31:31Sir,

00:31:32sobrang gabo naman po talaga kasi ni Sir.

00:31:35Si Sir?

00:31:36Para empleyado kayo nito, ha?

00:31:38Di si Bong?

00:31:39Bakit si Bong tinuturo nyo?

00:31:41Sir?

00:31:42Ah, yes.

00:31:43Pogi po yan.

00:31:44Especially na naging estudyante niya po kami.

00:31:46A teacher!

00:31:47A teacher!

00:31:48Eh, tama, hindi.

00:31:49Para magpasado kayo lang.

00:31:50Eh!

00:31:52Ito, ha.

00:31:53Bakit si Sir ang pinadala nyo?

00:31:55Alam nyo po,

00:31:56siya po kasi yung pinakahartrab sa

00:31:58parangay pa lang ah!

00:31:59Eh!

00:32:00Grade 8 Filipino teacher pala?

00:32:02Si Papa John?

00:32:03Sobrang galing po niyang teacher.

00:32:05Ah, makata.

00:32:06Nag-tra-writing teacher din.

00:32:08Kaya nga po, sinasabihan ko naman siya,

00:32:10Sir, ang pogi mo.

00:32:11Dagdagan mo grids ko ah!

00:32:12Haha!

00:32:13Oh no!

00:32:14Pero mahihirap na yan?

00:32:15Pagpapasok ka sa eskwelahan,

00:32:16pinakakulong ka ng mga estudyante

00:32:18dahil sa kagopuan mo?

00:32:19Ang hirap nga po eh!

00:32:20Kasi, di ba, may idea ko.

00:32:22Sa tuwing nalalagdag yung ID ko,

00:32:23nagkokos ng traffic.

00:32:25Pakidagunan sa pag-uha!

00:32:27Pakidagunan sa pag-uha!

00:32:28Sir!

00:32:29Ito na, Sir!

00:32:30Grabe!

00:32:31Para lang mahawakan yung mga kamay ko.

00:32:33Ay, grabe!

00:32:34Para paraan ba?

00:32:35Kasi, tingnan nyo naman,

00:32:37investment yung mukha ko eh!

00:32:39Yes!

00:32:41Mayroon ba yun?

00:32:42Ano yung,

00:32:43ano yung biggest asset ng pagmamukha mo?

00:32:46Yan, yan, yan.

00:32:47Ah, sa tingin ko,

00:32:48Miss Kim,

00:32:49ang ganda mo.

00:32:50Wait lang.

00:32:51Wait lang.

00:32:52Ah, yung mampupungay kong mga mata.

00:32:53Patingin!

00:32:54Patingin!

00:32:57Grabe!

00:32:58Pasmado ah!

00:32:59Kung merong,

00:33:00kung merong smile,

00:33:02kung merong smile,

00:33:03natatalo kay Daniel Padilla.

00:33:05Yan.

00:33:06Ano yung smile mo?

00:33:07Patingin nga yung killer smile mo.

00:33:09Grabe!

00:33:11Grabe oh!

00:33:12Andaming hini matay oh!

00:33:16Patag ikot ng dila mo.

00:33:18Patingin mo ba,

00:33:19sa lahat ng mga artista rito sa Pilipinas,

00:33:22sino yung mga,

00:33:23yung kadikit mo talaga.

00:33:24Yung kadikit na kadikit ha.

00:33:25Parang kambal mo na.

00:33:27Pag side by side eh.

00:33:29Ah!

00:33:30Si Daniel Padilla ...

00:33:32Ah!

00:33:33Medyo pumapantay si ano..

00:33:35Andami kasing medyo pumapantay lang,

00:33:37pero walang kapantay talaga eh.

00:33:39Wala lumalagpas?

00:33:40Si Daniel Padilla.

00:33:42Ah!

00:33:43Medyo...

00:33:44konti lang.

00:33:45Konting ligu pa.

00:33:46Mapapantayan na ako.

00:33:48Wala lamang ko.

00:33:50Eto ang tanong ko...

00:33:51Anong lamang mo kay Arnel

00:33:53sa pagiging gwapo?

00:33:54Yan.

00:33:55Ang lamang ko kay Arnel...

00:33:56Carnell, I have abs in my face.

00:34:00Ah!

00:34:01You have abs in my face.

00:34:03What's her face?

00:34:09What's that? Balloon?

00:34:11Balloon?

00:34:12Balloon!

00:34:13Why?

00:34:14Why balloon?

00:34:16She's a wap, but I think it's still a facial.

00:34:23Facial?

00:34:25Facial?

00:34:26Nagpapa-facial ka ba lagi?

00:34:28Ah, hindi po eh.

00:34:31Hindi ko na kailangan.

00:34:33Hindi na kailangan.

00:34:34Hindi na kailangan yung mga ganyang kagwapuhan.

00:34:36Mga kagwapuhan.

00:34:37Yes!

00:34:38Okay na yun eh.

00:34:39Hirap na hirap kasi siya sa sobrang kagwapuhan niya.

00:34:41Hindi niya masagot yung mga tanong.

00:34:44Tinakabahan lang.

00:34:46Sabukan naman natin ang galing mo sa pagsagot,

00:34:48Baby Doll Johaira Pasok!

00:34:51Oh!

00:34:52Ay!

00:34:53Ay!

00:34:54Ay!

00:34:55Ay!

00:34:56Ay!

00:34:57Ay!

00:34:58Ay!

00:34:59Ay!

00:35:00Ay!

00:35:01Ay!

00:35:02Ah!

00:35:03Johaira.

00:35:04May tanong ka ba, Johaira?

00:35:05Meron kang...

00:35:06Meron akong ano kaya?

00:35:07Pick-up line.

00:35:08Hindi ko lang magbenta pero tatry ko.

00:35:09May pick-up line ka.

00:35:10Bagsak mo yan!

00:35:11Disclaimer ka agad.

00:35:13Papa ka na ba eh?

00:35:14Papa Jules!

00:35:15Jules!

00:35:16Papa Jules!

00:35:17Papa Jules!

00:35:18Dilim ka ba?

00:35:19Bakit?

00:35:20Bakit?

00:35:21Kasi nagdidilim yung paningin ka pag di kita nakikita eh.

00:35:28Ay!

00:35:29Salamat sa'yo, Johaira.

00:35:30Ako naman!

00:35:31Ako naman!

00:35:32Meron ka.

00:35:33May sagot ka.

00:35:34Balik ka ron.

00:35:35Dilim ka raw eh.

00:35:36Okay.

00:35:37Anong pangalan mo?

00:35:38Ako naman!

00:35:39Ako naman!

00:35:40Ako naman!

00:35:41Ako naman!

00:35:42Juhaira!

00:35:43Juhaira!

00:35:44Juhaira!

00:35:45Okay.

00:35:47Balon ka ba?

00:35:49Bakit?

00:35:50Kasi gagawin ko ang lahat.

00:35:51Makasama ka lang.

00:35:54Hindi mahalaga yung balon.

00:35:55Ang mahalaga, mahal kita.

00:35:57Ah!

00:35:58Grabe!

00:35:59Meron siya yung mga humahal mo parang balon?

00:36:01But A-E-E, but A-D-D-D-A-E-E.

00:36:04Okay, Papa Jules.

00:36:05Ito na ang katanungan para sa'yo.

00:36:08Ano ang skincare ng isang gwapong tulad mo?

00:36:14Skincare ng isang gwapong katulad ko ay pagkagising ko sa umaga,

00:36:19yung pawis na tumutulo, skincare agad yun.

00:36:21Talaga?

00:36:22Skincare.

00:36:23Skincare.

00:36:24Hindi na kailangan ng kahit anong brand.

00:36:26Sa matulang ako ng pawis.

00:36:28At mahaluan ng panis na lawa, skincare.

00:36:31Wow, yun!

00:36:34Wait, ito lang, ito lang, ito lang ha.

00:36:36Arnel, meron kang pawis dito.

00:36:38Pwede mo ipahid dito.

00:36:39Oy!

00:36:41Pwede naman.

00:36:42Pero, ah, gusto ko po ako lang yung gwapo.

00:36:44Ah, ayaw niya ishare.

00:36:46Ayaw, ayaw.

00:36:47Matamot hapon!

00:36:48Matamot!

00:36:49Matamot!

00:36:50Gusto mo ba?

00:36:51Ayaw, okay na rin ako.

00:36:53Kaya bang bakit ayaw mo kayo, Sir Ogie? Ayaw mo sa'yo.

00:36:56Bakit? Ako lang kaisip doon.

00:36:57Ba't ko ipigay sa sarili ko?

00:36:58Yung skincare na ba yan?

00:37:00Parang pang lalaki lang, hindi pang babae?

00:37:02Pwede rin po sa...

00:37:03Ay, gaganda?

00:37:04Oo, gaganda.

00:37:05Baka gusto mo nagtagal na kagandaan ni Kimmy.

00:37:07Kimchoo! Kimchoo! Kimchoo!

00:37:09Ito nga sinishare.

00:37:11Ah, wag na, ayaw niya.

00:37:12Hindi po pwede, eh.

00:37:13Nakalaan lang to para sa isang babae na aking minamahal.

00:37:16Oy!

00:37:17Ay!

00:37:18Ay!

00:37:19Sino ba niyang malas na mga swerte na awan?

00:37:21Taken ka na ba? Taken ka na?

00:37:22Taken ka na?

00:37:23Ay, married po.

00:37:24Ay, man.

00:37:25Kakalaan mo.

00:37:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:37:28Ay!

00:37:29Napakagwapo ni Papa Jules.

00:37:31Yes, iba talaga ang dating ni Papa Jules.

00:37:33Maraming salamat!

00:37:34Escort of Appeals number 2, Papa Jules Giliego, ng Barangay Palangoy, Quezon City.

00:37:40Handa na niyang ibunyaga ang kanyang pinatagong talento.

00:37:43Heto na ang unang Escort of Appeals, Arnel Perez ng Barangay San Agustin 3,

00:37:49At Mafe Nesco Feas!

00:38:05Come on, come on.

00:38:19I got my eyes closed

00:38:21One shot, two shots, I'm gone

00:38:24I got my eyes closed

00:38:26I got my eyes closed

00:38:28One shot, two shots, I'm gone

00:38:31No, we go, we go

00:38:33No excuses, no apologies

00:38:35Let's go

00:38:39Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

00:38:43It's all right, there's nothing to do with this

00:38:46We got two candidates

00:38:49Yes, yes, yes, edo na si Papa Jules Geniego

00:38:52Ng Parangayong Palangoy, Pinangora Resolve

00:39:03Wuuu

00:39:07Nung wala pa siya

00:39:09Ako yung taong nanatili

00:39:12But I'm not allowed to choose.

00:39:16When I was not here,

00:39:19I'm the one who's always been playing.

00:39:23I'm always been playing when I was not here.

00:39:27I'm always been left away from the wrong place,

00:39:31the light and the light,

00:39:32when I was not here.

00:39:36But now,

00:39:39she's here.

00:39:43Si Isay,

00:39:45Ang babaeng magmamahal sa akin ng tunay,

00:39:49Ngayon nandito na siya.

00:39:50Wala ng asong laging tatahul.

00:39:55Wala ng pasaherong laging maghahabol,

00:39:58Ngayon nandito na siya.

00:40:01Wala ng damdamin na guguho!

00:40:05Dahil ako..

00:40:06It's the first time she's been able to do it.

00:40:20Thank you very much, Escort of Appeals No. 2.

00:40:24Now, let's ask the opinion of our jurados.

00:40:28First, Jurado Negi.

00:40:31Yes, hello. What's up, Madlang People?

00:40:36Sobra ang taas ng energy na Madlang People

00:40:39dahil sa sobrang taas din ang energy.

00:40:42Si Arnel, sobra paglabas mo pa lang,

00:40:45nakita ko na yung salitang wow.

00:40:48Talaga?

00:40:49Tapos, yung talent, grabe.

00:40:53Talagang mata pa lang.

00:40:55Yung kikiliging ka na.

00:40:57Ano yung mata? Kaliwa o kanan? Saka kinilig?

00:40:59Pareho eh.

00:41:00Gusto ko kasi sa ganyan, sa guy.

00:41:02Yung parang nakapikit na.

00:41:04Yung halos parang wala na.

00:41:06Matulog na?

00:41:07Yung parang ganon.

00:41:08Tapos alam mo, feeling ko yung salitang masarap,

00:41:13eh sa'yo na buo yun.

00:41:14Masarap kasama.

00:41:16Masarap kakwentuhan.

00:41:18Masarap maging jowa.

00:41:20Oo.

00:41:21Kung yung mga ex ko, binigyan ko ng motor,

00:41:24palagay ko, ibibigay ko sa'yo jet ski.

00:41:26Wow!

00:41:27Ang galante naman.

00:41:29Jet ski, maraming salamat, Meggie.

00:41:32Ngayon naman ako usapin natin si Jurado Paul Salas.

00:41:36Idol, Papa Jules.

00:41:38Sasabihin ko lang, makata ka, brother.

00:41:40Ayos yung mga...

00:41:41Panigurado, nagra-rap to, no?

00:41:45Oo.

00:41:46Gumagawa ng mga kanta.

00:41:48Kanina lang, parang medyo inihingal.

00:41:50Pero alam ko, baka nilalamig ka lang.

00:41:53Pero nandun naman yung confidence.

00:41:54Nandun naman yung parang chill ka lang.

00:41:57Ganon na mga poge.

00:41:59So, good luck sa'yo, brother.

00:42:01At nakikita ko, malaki future mo sa pag-ra-rap, tsaka makata ka.

00:42:05Ingat.

00:42:06Paul, tanong ko lang, sino mas guwapo sa inyo ni Papa Jules?

00:42:09Yun nga eh, parang medyo na insecure ako nung nakita ko to eh.

00:42:12Oo.

00:42:13Parang sabi ko, kailangan ko pa yatang mag-skincare.

00:42:17Gusto mo ba yung skin care niya?

00:42:19Yun nga, hihingin ko sana kanina Kuya Bong kaso wala na yung pawis.

00:42:23Wala na yung pawis.

00:42:24Ano ba yung nasa tenga niya? Isaw o fishball?

00:42:26Hindi!

00:42:27Laurel yang.

00:42:28Laurel yang.

00:42:29Oo.

00:42:30Maka-attache.

00:42:31Tsaka nagulat ako kanina eh.

00:42:33Kuya Bong, nagulat ako kanina nung paglabas sa talent eh.

00:42:35Nakabarungay.

00:42:36Oren po.

00:42:37Panluku sa Adopo.

00:42:38Sige, lagi yung tinutoy.

00:42:40Diretso na?

00:42:41Oo eh.

00:42:42Baka ata siya, baka.

00:42:43Yes.

00:42:44Maraming maraming salamat, Jurado Paul.

00:42:46At nga naman tanongin natin, Jurado Maymay.

00:42:48And stress.

00:42:49Yes!

00:42:50Mauna po tayo kay Kuya Arnel.

00:42:52Sobrang gwapo pero humble.

00:42:55Napaka-witty mo.

00:42:56Tapos napaka-talented mo.

00:42:57Kasi kita-kita ko talaga yung swag mo habang sumasayo.

00:43:00Kanina, nabanggit ni Miga, Kim Choo,

00:43:03na bibigyan kaya ng tubig para sinisigurado niya na hindi ka mauuuhaw.

00:43:07Pero ako, bibigyan kita ng tubig dahil napaka-hot yun.

00:43:10Oo!

00:43:11Grabe!

00:43:13Tupaka-hot.

00:43:14Alam!

00:43:15Alam!

00:43:16Alam!

00:43:17Alam!

00:43:18Alam!

00:43:19Alam!

00:43:20Alam!

00:43:21Alam, lalo mainam si Maymay sa ganyan.

00:43:22Pero yung tubig kumukulo, ah.

00:43:23Ah!

00:43:24Lusa, oh.

00:43:25Mapunta naman po tayo kay Fafa Jules.

00:43:28Oh my God, you're so cute!

00:43:31Please, please.

00:43:32What?

00:43:34You're so cute!

00:43:36No, because...

00:43:38You're loyal to your husband,

00:43:41even though we're all together,

00:43:43but you're still feeling your husband.

00:43:46So, I'm so happy with you.

00:43:49And you're so happy.

00:43:51So, congratulations to you, both of you.

00:43:54Let's see.

00:43:55Let's see.

00:43:57And there's J.M., J.M., Fyang,

00:44:00Vivery, who is J.M.?

00:44:01J.M., that's it!

00:44:02J.M. and Fyang are here.

00:44:05Vivery, Jello, Kobe, and Zach.

00:44:08Hello, welcome to Showtime.

00:44:10Hello, everyone.

00:44:11Good day for us.

00:44:14Hello.

00:44:16Who is Fyang?

00:44:17That's right.

00:44:19Hello, what's up, people?

00:44:22Thank you for having us.

00:44:23Thank you for letting us watch the show.

00:44:25Yes.

00:44:27What's up, Madlag, people?

00:44:31Hello.

00:44:32Hello.

00:44:33Okay, maraming salamat sa inyong pagpagsita, guys.

00:44:38Okay, maraming salamat sa inyong pagpagsita, guys, ha?

00:44:42Ngayon, hindi na inanap si Fyang kasi hindi na si Fyang.

00:44:44Alright, maraming salamat.

00:44:45Alright, maraming salamat.

00:44:46Alaman naman natin ang pulso ng taong bayan.

00:44:49Fyang kasi hindi na si Fyang kasi hindi na si Fyang.

00:44:51Maraming salamat.

00:44:52Maraming salamat sa inyong katotong Ogie.

00:44:54Live na live tayo ngayon dito sa puro kasiyahan kasama mga taga-suporta ng dalawa nating Escort of Appeals.

00:45:02Sino kaya ang mas nakukurso na dahan nila?

00:45:06Kaya naman, Madlang people, choice mo, show mo!

00:45:12Mukhang lumalamang ang numero uno.

00:45:16Pero alamin natin, panayam natin ang ating baby dolls na si Jalai.

00:45:21Pasok!

00:45:24Yes, siyang!

00:45:25Ito po, kasalukuyan po tayo naghahanap ng Sulfur Latina.

00:45:29Perfect!

00:45:3010 out of 10 Sulfur gorgeous na Madlang people.

00:45:33Ayan!

00:45:34Hi, ate.

00:45:35You're so pretty.

00:45:38Anong pinili mong escort?

00:45:45One or two?

00:45:46Isa, isa.

00:45:48The one?

00:45:49Oh my God! English speaking pa!

00:45:51You're so proud!

00:45:52You're so proud!

00:45:53You're so proud!

00:45:54You're so proud!

00:45:55You're so proud!

00:45:56You're so proud!

00:45:57You're so proud!

00:45:58Kuya Bong, kaya ko to!

00:45:59Go, go, go!

00:46:00Go, talk to her!

00:46:01Talk to her!

00:46:02Why did you choose number one?

00:46:05Because he can move, you know?

00:46:09He can move!

00:46:10What move?

00:46:12Touch move!

00:46:13Back to you, John!

00:46:15Ami!

00:46:16Thank you so much!

00:46:18Ito!

00:46:19Puntahan naman natin!

00:46:20Si Baby Dog Kim!

00:46:21Pasok!

00:46:22Yes, John!

00:46:23Yes, John!

00:46:24Andi pa ako ngayon sa sulok ng studio.

00:46:25Maghanap tayo ng pinaka-powerful

00:46:26at pinaka energetic naman lang, people!

00:46:28Let's go!

00:46:30Ay!

00:46:31Ito!

00:46:32Ito siya!

00:46:33Super ganda!

00:46:34Tumayo ka ate!

00:46:35Yes, yes!

00:46:36Ano po ang ating pangalan?

00:46:37Ellie.

00:46:38Ellie.

00:46:39Ang ganda ni Ellie.

00:46:40Ellie, bakit two ang iyong napili?

00:46:41Bakit mo natipuhan si number two?

00:46:43Kasi grabe yung pagkamakata niya, parang kinilig ako eh.

00:46:47Kinilig ka?

00:46:48Oh my God!

00:46:49Ano yung mukha ng kinikilig?

00:46:51Ayon!

00:46:52Perfect!

00:46:53Back to you, Chang!

00:46:54Ito si Baby Dog Kim!

00:46:55Umuulat!

00:46:56Wow!

00:46:57Maraming salamat, Kim!

00:46:58Ito ang energy mo!

00:46:59Yung kausap mo!

00:47:00Ito!

00:47:01Alamin na natin kung sino ang umangat sa ating dalawang Escort of Appeals!

00:47:06Balik sa inyo, Bong!

00:47:09Maraming salamat siya kami!

00:47:10Ang winning Escort of Appeals of the Day ay mag-uwi ng sash at 15,000 pesos

00:47:14at babalik sa ating weekly final.

00:47:17Our Escort of Appeals of the Day is...

00:47:27Number 1, Arnel Perez, ang barangay sa Lagosin 13, Martares, Cavite!

00:47:34Congratulations sa inyong barangay, barangay sa Lagosin 13, Martares, Cavite!

00:47:39Mag-fig 1,000 pa rin kayo ang mga kasama mong kamarangay dito sa studio.

00:47:43At maraming salamat naman sa iyong pagsali, Escort of Appeals No. 2, Papa Jules Giliego, ng barangay Palangoy, Binangon and Rizal.

00:47:51Mag-uwi ka naman ng 5,000 pesos.

00:47:53May may uwi ring tig, 500 pesos ang mga kabarangay mo!

00:47:59Kung may foggy problems ka, pwedeng-pwede mo i-consulta dito sa Escort of Appeals!

00:48:06Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:08Ikaw man ay may ininom ng maintenance.

00:48:10Pagdating sa pag-ibig, isipin mo lagi kang may chance.

00:48:13Welcome to Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:17Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:18Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:19Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:20Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:24Step in the Name of Love!

00:48:27Don't ang pipiliin ko!

00:48:30Papasukin na natin na mag-besting ngayong araw na si Mike and Fash!

00:48:35Mike and Fash!

00:48:36Oh, Fash!

00:48:38Hi, Mike and Fash!

00:48:40Oh!

00:48:41Oh, cute!

00:48:42Madlang people!

00:48:43Bumati mo na kayo sa madlang people in 1, 2, 3, go!

00:48:46What's up, madlang people!

00:48:49Okay ba tayo dyan?

00:48:51Okay, okay!

00:48:52Ako po si Mike Agudo, 61 years old, mula po sa Commonwealth, Quezon City!

00:48:57Uy!

00:48:58Para siya ngakbangers!

00:49:00Nagpakilala din ng ano?

00:49:02Anong pinagkakaabalan mo ngayon, Mike?

00:49:04Ako po nag-asikaso ng kunting pinagkakakitaan namin.

00:49:08Galing po ako ng abroad.

00:49:10Nakaipon ng konti.

00:49:11Minawanish ko po yung kunting pera na iwan ko.

00:49:13Saan pong abroad kayo nag-

00:49:15Taiwan!

00:49:16Taiwan!

00:49:17Ibang taon po ako doon!

00:49:18Wow!

00:49:19Ibang taon!

00:49:20Totoo bang masarap ang pagkain sa Taiwan, Tay?

00:49:23Depende!

00:49:24Merong pangit, merong masarap!

00:49:27Yung hotpot, di ba?

00:49:28Masarap ang hotpot sa Taiwan!

00:49:30Hotpot!

00:49:31Ito naman si Fash, parang mix namin ni Jungie Outfitan eh!

00:49:34Diba?

00:49:35Alam nyo na ha!

00:49:36Diba?

00:49:37Ilang taon na po kayo, Fash?

00:49:3953 years old po.

00:49:4053!

00:49:41Ikaw, Kuis?

00:49:42Wow!

00:49:4448!

00:49:4548 ako!

00:49:46Paano kayo naging mag-bestie ni Mike?

00:49:48Actually, ako ang laging makulit sa kanya.

00:49:52Paanong lagi ko?

00:49:53Every morning kasi papasok ko ng work.

00:49:56Yung tindahan niya, actually meron siyang tindahan.

00:49:59Doon ako tumatambay.

00:50:01Ang bayan ni tindahan niya?

00:50:02Oo!

00:50:03Bago ko ako sasakay ng tricycle, nag-aabang.

00:50:06Doon ako sa tindahan nila.

00:50:07Sumatambay?

00:50:08Yes.

00:50:09Habang walang tricycle, nakikipag-chikahan ako sa kanya.

00:50:11Ako yung always lagi sa kanya lumalapit.

00:50:14Umaga, pag-uwi ako ng gabi, pagbukas pa yung tindahan niya.

00:50:17Ako pa rin nagpupunta sa kanya doon.

00:50:19Ano may mga chikahan ninyo pag tumatambay garon?

00:50:21Chikahan na parang, ano lang,

00:50:24Anong-tanong sa buhay niya.

00:50:26Kasi nga, ano, hindi siya lumalabas.

00:50:28Lungko lang siya lagi nakikita sa tindahan niya.

00:50:30Ah, hindi ka lumalabas ang tindahan niya?

00:50:31Hindi.

00:50:32Hindi naman, lumalabas din naman.

00:50:33Lumalabas din naman.

00:50:34Hindi naman sabihin yung lumalabas sa parang katambay.

00:50:39Ah, yun.

00:50:41Lumalabas ako ng gate.

00:50:43Hanggang doon lang siya.

00:50:45Teka, Fash.

00:50:46Kaya ba Fash ang pangalan po?

00:50:47Dahil fashionista ka?

00:50:48Yes po.

00:50:49Ayun.

00:50:50Ah, akala ko naman kay guest ka lagi, kay Tito Boy Abunda.

00:50:53Bakit?

00:50:54Fash talk.

00:50:55Ah, akala ko nga nag-drive siya eh.

00:50:56Fash in the furious.

00:50:58Akala ko, Fash the toilet eh.

00:51:00Ah.

00:51:01Kamusta mo? Sabihin nyo nga po, test mic.

00:51:03Test mic.

00:51:04Test mic, test mic.

00:51:05One, two, three.

00:51:06Ang sarili mo si Mike.

00:51:07Mike ka pangalan niya.

00:51:08Eh bakit hindi nyo tinuruan si Mike pag maging fashionista eh?

00:51:13Bakit? Okay yung forma niya.

00:51:14Eh hindi kasi iba yung forma niya eh.

00:51:16Wala siya mga ganyan.

00:51:17Mga burloloy.

00:51:18Iba kasi yung ano niya.

00:51:19Style niya.

00:51:20Baka masapawang ko siya.

00:51:21Ako matawang ko siya.

00:51:22Ah.

00:51:23Kasi ang forma niya.

00:51:24Jong and Bong ha.

00:51:25Ah, yes, yes.

00:51:26Oggy boy.

00:51:27Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:51:29Kasi natawa ko.

00:51:30Natawa ko.

00:51:31Kata kasi na rilo niya.

00:51:32Tingnan po.

00:51:33Parang niya.

00:51:34Oggy pala po.

00:51:37Sir Mike, ilang years na po kayong single?

00:51:41Ever since.

00:51:42Since birth.

00:51:43Oh.

00:51:44Ay, talaga po.

00:51:45Never kayo nag-asawa?

00:51:46Never.

00:51:47Nauna kasi yung responsibilidad ko sa pamilya ko eh.

00:51:50Pero, sa nakara naman yung mga nakarelasyon ako.

00:51:53Pero, second priority lang sila sa pagtulong ko sa pamilya ko.

00:51:56Ayan.

00:51:57O.

00:51:58Bakit second priority?

00:51:59Naging sagabal ba?

00:52:00No.

00:52:01Maaga kasi nawala yung papa ko.

00:52:02O.

00:52:03Yung mama ko yung sumuporta sa amin.

00:52:05Nakikita ko yung hirap niya.

00:52:06Tapos yung mga kapatid ko, baliwala.

00:52:08Nagsipag-asawa.

00:52:09Nagkaroon ng anak.

00:52:10Sa amin pa rin tinatambak.

00:52:11Ikaw na talaga.

00:52:12O.

00:52:13Lumalabas akong breed winner.

00:52:14So, ikaw parang tuwa yung tatay ng mga pamangkin mo?

00:52:16Hindi lang tatay.

00:52:17Nanay, lolo.

00:52:18Lahat na.

00:52:19Pero di ba mahirap yun sa mga naging partner nyo noon na second lang yung priority nyo sa kanila?

00:52:24Kaya nga iniiwan ako eh kasi second priority lang sila.

00:52:27Ayoo.

00:52:28Pero nagka-girlfriend po kayo?

00:52:29Oo.

00:52:30Lalo na ng high school.

00:52:31Di naman sa kayabangan ako yung nililigawan.

00:52:33Oo.

00:52:34Sa barangay nyo po, ikaw yung tinatawag yung pinaka-pogi sa barangay ninyo?

00:52:38Hindi naman.

00:52:39Maraming pogi.

00:52:41Yun nga lang.

00:52:42Mas ma-appeal lang ako sa kanila.

00:52:43Mas ma-appeal.

00:52:44Dapat pala sumali siya sa escort eh.

00:52:46Okay.

00:52:47Sa barangay.

00:52:48Kailan po yung last girlfriend nyo tatay?

00:52:50Oo.

00:52:51Yung huling relasyon nyo po kaylan?

00:52:52Huling girlfriend po.

00:52:53Huling joan?

00:52:542002.

00:52:55Ano po nangyari?

00:52:56May girlfriend ako sa Taiwan.

00:52:58Okay.

00:52:59Nagapangasinan.

00:53:00Na umuwi ako dito ng bakasyon.

00:53:01Sumama siya.

00:53:02Apo.

00:53:03Kaso walang masabi natin na exotic yung dating niya.

00:53:07Exotic.

00:53:08Exotic.

00:53:09O.

00:53:10Yung hindi maganda.

00:53:11Sino po ang nagsabi?

00:53:12Oo.

00:53:13Mama ko.

00:53:14Ni-reject siya.

00:53:15Kasi ayaw niya.

00:53:16Ayaw niya.

00:53:17Mama niyo po.

00:53:18Ayaw niya ramalayaan ng hindi maganda yung pamilya namin.

00:53:20Oo.

00:53:21Harapin naman yung ganun.

00:53:22Nakakatakot pala si mother.

00:53:24Paano ho yun?

00:53:25Old world yun eh.

00:53:26Yung Makaluma.

00:53:27Old world.

00:53:28So nasobro nasaktan ho yun.

00:53:30So hiniwalayan niyo po dahil sa nanay niyo?

00:53:32Yung babae ang biglang lumaya sa bahay.

00:53:34Oo.

00:53:35Nagalik siya.

00:53:36Masasagalit.

00:53:37Hindi na kumalik.

00:53:38Hindi na kayo kinausap.

00:53:39Hindi na.

00:53:40Hindi mo ba siya pinaglaban?

00:53:41Oo.

00:53:42Isa pa yun.

00:53:43Sa mali ko.

00:53:44O paano ho?

00:53:45Hindi mo pinaglaban sa nanay niyo?

00:53:46Wala.

00:53:47Dapat pinaglaban ko siya.

00:53:48Ah.

00:53:49Eh wala.

00:53:50Makita kayong luha-luha na yung mata ng mama ko.

00:53:52Wala na.

00:53:53Bigay na.

00:53:54So sa panahon na yun, masinunod nyo yung nararamdaman ng nanay niyo?

00:53:57Hmm.

00:53:58Kinonsider nyo po.

00:53:59Sa sobrang samanalo, pati yung mga baguong doon pinagkukuha eh.

00:54:01Yung galing sa Pangasinan.

00:54:03Ah.

00:54:04Kinuhay.

00:54:05Kinuhay mga baguong.

00:54:06Oo.

00:54:07Parang nagkasulian ng kandila, gano'n.

00:54:09Oo.

00:54:10Nagkasulian ng baguong lang.

00:54:11Oo, baguong yung.

00:54:12Oo.

00:54:13Eh ba't hindi ka nag-advise, Fash, nung mga panahon na yun?

00:54:15Oo.

00:54:16Eh hindi ko pa po siya kilala.

00:54:17Ay, hindi pa siya.

00:54:18Yung gabay.

00:54:19Duma...

00:54:20Dumating ako 2002, nagkilala kami 2007.

00:54:232007.

00:54:24Hmm.

00:54:25So pagkatapos ba nun, hindi ka na nakapag-date bila, Mike?

00:54:27Pakatapos kasi nun yung...

00:54:28Pakatapos...

00:54:29Pakatapos kasi nun yung…

00:54:30Pakatapos kasi nun yung…

00:54:32Pakatapos kasi nun.

00:54:33Kapatapos kasi siya magsalita.

00:54:34Yung mama ko nagsakit, nang hina na, 24 hours care gay-bear na ako ng mama ko.

00:54:39Until 2018.

00:54:41Ah, so doon na kayo nag-focus muna sa mami niya.

00:54:43Wala mo na, wala mo na.

00:54:44Oo, wala mo…

00:54:45Wala na, wala.

00:54:46Mama's boy po kayo talaga.

00:54:47I really need to take care of the people.

00:54:49I'm a 100% person.

00:54:51You need to take care of them.

00:54:53You need to take care of them.

00:54:55So much care.

00:54:57You're a very good person.

00:54:59You're a very good person.

00:55:01And my friends, I'm a bad guy.

00:55:03I'm a bad guy.

00:55:05I'm a bad guy.

00:55:07Where are you guys?

00:55:09Where are you?

00:55:11Where are you guys?

00:55:13You're a bad guy.

00:55:15Dito pa siya pagkireklamo.

00:55:17Baka mapanood nila to.

00:55:18Baka mayroon po kayong gusto sabihin.

00:55:20Sir Mike?

00:55:21Wala naman.

00:55:22Kung ano man yung nangyari sa akin,

00:55:24siguro masaya na rin ako

00:55:25dahil napsilbihan ko yung magulang ko.

00:55:27Napalaki ko yung dalawang mga pamangkin ko

00:55:30kung nasa kasama ko ngayon sa bahay.

00:55:32Wala na ako pinagsisisihan.

00:55:34At sa edad na 61 years old,

00:55:35ipahuli ang pag-ibig.

00:55:37Ipahuli ang pag-ibig.

00:55:39Tama po.

00:55:40Fash is fash.

00:55:41Fash is paghanga.

00:55:43Fash yun.

00:55:45Kung hindi lang tumakulit,

00:55:46hindi makakapunta dito eh.

00:55:47Ito yung makulit sa buhay.

00:55:48Si Fash mo ang nagsagess?

00:55:49Ako lang na ulit sa kanya.

00:55:51Sabi ko baka dito muna makuha yung forever mo.

00:55:54Yon!

00:55:56Dahil ready na kayo,

00:55:58simulan na natin to.

00:55:59Bestie.

00:56:00Fash.

00:56:01Fash.

00:56:02Maka muna kami rito.

00:56:03And si Tatay Mike.

00:56:04Dito na tayo.

00:56:05Akit na po kayo doon.

00:56:06Step in the name of love.

00:56:08Step in the name of love.

00:56:10Fash, I love your fashion.

00:56:13Kailangan natin ang mga aakyat o mababa

00:56:15para sa ating MASHmate,

00:56:16Hawkbombers.

00:56:17Step in the name of love.

00:56:20Oh!

00:56:21Yes!

00:56:22Come on, Mami!

00:56:24Na!

00:56:25Hey!

00:56:26Maka-amiga ko!

00:56:27Yeah!

00:56:28Maka-amiga ko!

00:56:29Oh, matatasa rin.

00:56:30Sumasay.

00:56:31Oh, lalo sila.

00:56:32Matic-amiga!

00:56:33Oh!

00:56:34Atlong choreographer nila dyan, ha?

00:56:35Yes!

00:56:36Sige, bumating muna kayo sa Madlang People.

00:56:38Mauna ka na.

00:56:39Number one.

00:56:40What's up, Madlang People!

00:56:42Woo!

00:56:43Ako si Mami Bing.

00:56:4557 years old.

00:56:47Former branch manager.

00:56:49And I'm proud Ilongga.

00:56:51Yes!

00:56:52Residing at Caloacan City!

00:56:54Alright!

00:56:55Wow!

00:56:56Wow!

00:56:57Proud Ilongga.

00:56:58Di ba Ilongga, mga malalambing?

00:56:59Yes pa!

00:57:00Pag inaaway mo sila, malambing pa rin ang tono nila.

00:57:03Yes!

00:57:04Bing, pwede ba ang sample na ng paglalambing?

00:57:05Halimbawa, si Mike ay ilalambing mo na kumain na kayo.

00:57:10Ka!

00:57:11Kaun na ta!

00:57:12Oh!

00:57:13Ay!

00:57:14Iba pala!

00:57:15Kailangan pala Bing ang pangalan niya.

00:57:16E paano pang nagtatampok kapag nagtatampok?

00:57:18Oh, paggalit pa.

00:57:19Ano paggalit?

00:57:21Nga, nga ginhimok mo na sa akon.

00:57:24Aakig ako.

00:57:26Naku, galit pa yun!

00:57:27Alambing pa rin na boda!

00:57:29E paano pag nahuli mo na may kasama?

00:57:33Nang babae.

00:57:34Nang babae.

00:57:35May kasama.

00:57:36Oo, may kasama siya.

00:57:37Tekon, hindi ka na sa akon.

00:57:39Iuli mo ko sa akong nanay.

00:57:41Di, lakat na to.

00:57:43Alambing, galit na yung pero parang sweet sweet.

00:57:47Ibalik daw siya sa nanay niya.

00:57:48Ano ba yung sinabi niya?

00:57:49Ibalik sa nanay, tama?

00:57:50Ibalik mo na lang ako sa nanay ko.

00:57:54Bait pa rin ano?

00:57:56Ang first name ni Ate Bing, Lam.

00:57:58Lamb.

00:57:59Lambing!

00:58:00Ay!

00:58:01Tapos makinig kukain ng kambing!

00:58:03Yes!

00:58:04At hindi siya balimbing.

00:58:07Parang pag may sunog.

00:58:09Parang pag may sunog.

00:58:10Sunog yung bahay na sunog.

00:58:11Sunog!

00:58:13Sunog!

00:58:15Mga kuya!

00:58:16Tunog!

00:58:19Panik na yun ha?

00:58:21Mayro'ng alambing pa rin.

00:58:22Alambing pa rin eh.

00:58:23Sunog!

00:58:24Sunog!

00:58:25Oo!

00:58:26Malakat na ka!

00:58:27Sabi!

00:58:28Oo!

00:58:29Masunog na tayo!

00:58:31Pero Bing, kayo pa yung may ilang anak?

00:58:34Isang anak po.

00:58:35Isa pong anak.

00:58:36Ano po nangyari dun sa ex ninyo?

00:58:38Eight years na, hindi kami magkasundo.

00:58:42Personality difference.

00:58:45Oo!

00:58:46Yung pagmamahala ng isa.

00:58:47Yes.

00:58:48Hindi po napasundo saan po?

00:58:49Yung mga ugali.

00:58:52Flash.

00:58:53Yeah.

00:58:54Bali, parang freedom.

00:58:56Parang masaya lang, di ba?

00:58:57Ano po yun?

00:58:58Nasasakal po ba kayo sa relasyon nyo?

00:58:59Ganon po ba?

00:59:00Hindi lang talaga kami magkaintindihan.

00:59:02Gusto naming space sa isa't isa.

00:59:05Dahil kayo nagtatalo.

00:59:06Yes po.

00:59:07Ano yung pag may lakad po ba kayong sarili?

00:59:09Kailangan ba kasama siya o hindi kayo pinapayagan?

00:59:12Parang ganon.

00:59:13Pero...

00:59:14Mahigpit po siya.

00:59:15Karen naman.

00:59:16Karen naman.

00:59:17Karen naman.

00:59:18Kaya lang hindi talaga...

00:59:19Opo.

00:59:20Nagka-clash sila.

00:59:21Nasa na siya?

00:59:22Nasa na siya ngayon?

00:59:23Ah...

00:59:24Nasa outer space.

00:59:25Outer space?

00:59:26Sa kabilang bahay.

00:59:27Ah...

00:59:28Hindi ba ng pamilya?

00:59:30Ah...

00:59:31Opo.

00:59:32Oo.

00:59:33After eight years po ba yun na pagkasama ninyo, hindi kayo uling nagmahal muli?

00:59:36Hindi na po.

00:59:37Kasi umiikot yung mundo ko sa anak ko.

00:59:40At saka parang free.

00:59:44So...

00:59:45Natutuwa ko na talagang ito pa na yung buhay malaya.

00:59:48Malaya.

00:59:49Oh...

00:59:50Ilan taon na po yung anak nyo?

00:59:51Nineteen years old po.

00:59:52Ah...

00:59:53Kaya nag-decide po kayo ngayon na maybe this is it.

00:59:55Yes po.

00:59:56Parang ready na si Ma'am Bing eh.

00:59:57No?

00:59:58Yes.

00:59:59Nag-debo na yung anak nila eh.

01:00:00Oo.

01:00:01Oo.

01:00:02Kaya para sa sarili naman niya.

01:00:03Gusto ko naman magmahal muli.

01:00:04Yes po.

01:00:05Ayan.

01:00:06Ano pong hinahanap niya sa isang lalaki at nanay Bing?

01:00:08Ah...

01:00:09Unang-una.

01:00:10Syempre ano...

01:00:11Sense of humor.

01:00:13Oh...

01:00:14Joker.

01:00:15Mabait.

01:00:16At saka ano...

01:00:18Buy one!

01:00:19Take one!

01:00:20Meaning to say...

01:00:21Ano...

01:00:22Tanggapin yung anak ko.

01:00:23Hindi ay...

01:00:24Kasi sarili siyang promo.

01:00:25Isa lang.

01:00:26Hindi.

01:00:27Pakidin kasi sila ng anak niya.

01:00:28Yes.

01:00:29Ito ko naman.

01:00:30Mamahalin mo si Bing.

01:00:31Mamahalin mo rin na kanya.

01:00:32Mamahalin mo rin dapat yung anak.

01:00:33Pero paano pag ang forma na Ogie Alcacid?

01:00:35Yun no?

01:00:36Okay ho ba siya?

01:00:37Buy one!

01:00:38Okay!

01:00:39Oh...

01:00:40Alam mo, Ate Bing...

01:00:41May sense of humor to.

01:00:43Magkaedad lang tayo.

01:00:44Parang nag-a-apply ka pa.

01:00:46Hindi sinasabi ko lang.

01:00:47Ah sinasabi lang.

01:00:48Pero kung ganito ang mga tipo niya.

01:00:49Hindi alatang 57 to.

01:00:50Oh hindi.

01:00:5157 ako pare ko.

01:00:52Oh, parang 55 lang.

01:00:53Ay, thank you.

01:00:54Parang 56 lang.

01:00:56Kala ko may isang taon lang ito eh.

01:00:58Grabe ka.

01:00:59Sobrang bata ko.

01:01:00Ayan, thank you po Nanay Bing.

01:01:02Thank you po.

01:01:03At number two, magpakilala na po kayo.

01:01:06What's up Madlang people!

01:01:12Ako po si Merli, 60 years old.

01:01:15Ang Raketerra.

01:01:1660 years old.

01:01:17At Capesci.

01:01:18Ang Tayuman Tondo, Manila!

01:01:25Ano po pinagkakaabalahan natin lately?

01:01:27Sa ngayon po,

01:01:29nagdi-deliver po ako ng noodles

01:01:31na hipag ko sa LRT.

01:01:33At nag-aalaga po ako ng aking apo.

01:01:35Ah, may apo.

01:01:36Ilan po anak ninyo?

01:01:37Apat po.

01:01:38Kaya lang po, nawala po siya ng ano eh.

01:01:41Last two years yung aking pangalay.

01:01:43Kaya tatlo na lang po sila ngayon.

01:01:45Ah.

01:01:46Ayun po.

01:01:47Ang ganda na damit nyo, aling Merli.

01:01:49Thank you po.

01:01:50Saan nyo po nabili yan?

01:01:51Bakit bibilin mo?

01:01:52Marigulo ako si Regina ganyan.

01:01:54They give po sa akin to.

01:01:56Kasi nag-birthday po ako last June 18.

01:01:58Oh, happy birthday!

01:02:00Thank you!

01:02:01Kita mo naman si Merli, sinuot lahat ng alahas sa'yo, Ogie!

01:02:05Ganyan ba?

01:02:06Oh, bold na bold.

01:02:07Kita mo naman yung sing-sing, oh!

01:02:09Pasensya na po!

01:02:10Yung bracelet!

01:02:11Ikaw!

01:02:12Regalo lang po, kaya kailangan isuot.

01:02:15Ganda!

01:02:16Ang dami naman nagregalo.

01:02:17Agay po sa'yo.

01:02:18Kuwing kailan nyo pa sinuotin mga ganyang alahas nyo?

01:02:21Araw-araw po eh.

01:02:22Ah!

01:02:23Pang everyday!

01:02:24Wala ko naman itago, baka mangalawa.

01:02:26Kasi bigay eh, dapat.

01:02:27Bigay po dapat eh kung mawala lang, pag tinago ko.

01:02:30Tama.

01:02:31Sinuot ko na lang.

01:02:32Ah!

01:02:33Kahit ba tutulog na ho, suot nyo pa?

01:02:34Apo.

01:02:35Uy, kamusta naman ako mag-upad eh.

01:02:37Kamusta naman ang buhay, pag-ibig ninyo?

01:02:39Yes!

01:02:40Sa ngayon po, wala.

01:02:42Anong nangyari?

01:02:43Bakit naman?

01:02:44Ah, nabiuda po ako last nine years ago.

01:02:48Nine years ago.

01:02:49Apo.

01:02:50So nung buong nine years nyo, hindi kayo naghanap ng ibang lang makakasama?

01:02:53Hindi po.

01:02:54Hindi po.

01:02:55Wala pong pinakilala sa inyo.

01:02:57Wala po kayo na kagandahan ng loob.

01:02:59Ah, may mga nagpaparamdam pero hindi ko po ano eh.

01:03:04Hindi nyo type.

01:03:05Hindi niya.

01:03:06Yun.

01:03:07Hindi pasok sa standard.

01:03:08Apo, apo, apo.

01:03:09Pero ngayon, willing na kayo ulit?

01:03:10Apo.

01:03:11Willing naman po.

01:03:12Okay, good luck po sa inyo.

01:03:13Thank you po.

01:03:14Ay, eto.

01:03:15Oh.

01:03:16Ay, bakit?

01:03:17Bagong taon ng atake.

01:03:18Ha, syempre.

01:03:19Ah.

01:03:20Swerte.

01:03:21Magpakilala ka na number three.

01:03:23What's up, Badland people?

01:03:24What's up, Badland people?

01:03:26I'm April, 62 years old, former sales manager from Mandaluyong City.

01:03:33Oh.

01:03:34Ang ganda na pananalita ni Nanay April.

01:03:37Eh, saan na yung makipag-usap sa mga tao eh.

01:03:39Malumanay eh.

01:03:40Malumanay eh.

01:03:41My name is April.

01:03:42April, po ba ang birthday niyo?

01:03:44Yes.

01:03:45Oh, nahulaan mo.

01:03:46Ang galing mo.

01:03:47Kala ko, Januari eh.

01:03:48April.

01:03:49Matagal na po kayo ng real estate agent?

01:03:51Matagal na po?

01:03:52Dati, pero ano, ngayon nag-stop na ako.

01:03:55Bakit po kayo nag-stop?

01:03:56Sabi kasi nung anak ko, mag-gimmick-gimmick na lang muna mami.

01:04:01Wait naman ang anak nyo, parang siya na ang bubuhay sa inyo.

01:04:03Parang ganon.

01:04:04Yes.

01:04:05Sa ganda nyo pong yan, meron na po ba kayo nakarelasyon?

01:04:08Nung nawala po na po yung mister nyo dati.

01:04:11Paano mo nalaman nawala yung mister niya?

01:04:15Meron.

01:04:16Kaya lang hindi na...

01:04:17Naka-date po yun.

01:04:18Hindi natuloy.

01:04:19Bakit?

01:04:20Nagkaroon ng ano, inatake na stroke.

01:04:23Na stroke.

01:04:24Ah, na stroke.

01:04:25Bakit baka naman 90 na yung i-denate ninyo?

01:04:28Ano ba?

01:04:29Ano lang yari?

01:04:30Bata pa.

01:04:31Sa time na yun, 50.

01:04:3250?

01:04:33Ah, bata pa.

01:04:34Ano?

01:04:35Buhay, hindi na siya nabuhay.

01:04:37Buhay pa.

01:04:38Nabatay.

01:04:39Bakit naman?

01:04:40Ayan ka na naman.

01:04:41Buhay pa yung tao, binibig.

01:04:42Kaya nga, sinisiguro ko nga kung buhay pa.

01:04:44Oh, nabatay na.

01:04:45Tapos hindi na natuloy.

01:04:46Hindi na natuloy.

01:04:47Hindi na natuloy.

01:04:48Kasi na stroke na siya eh.

01:04:49Ah.

01:04:50Wala na.

01:04:51Minisita nyo naman dun sa...

01:04:52Hindi kasi hapon.

01:04:53Hapon.

01:04:54Sa Japan.

01:04:55Ah.

01:04:56Ah.

01:04:57Iba pa lang, ano, common dog niya.

01:04:59Oh.

01:05:00April.

01:05:01Syempre.

01:05:02Umaapoy ang kanyang kagandahan.

01:05:03Umaapoy sa mga foreigner.

01:05:05Ano po bang hinahanap nyo sa isang lalaki?

01:05:07Ah.

01:05:08Yung...

01:05:09Yung...

01:05:10Uy!

01:05:11Sorry, sorry.

01:05:13Natawa si Puya Mike.

01:05:15Sorry.

01:05:16Mabait.

01:05:17Mabait.

01:05:18Understanding.

01:05:19Religious.

01:05:20Religious.

01:05:21Religious tau.

01:05:22Important.

01:05:23Sa physical po, okay lang po sa inyong maliit sa inyo.

01:05:26Ganyan.

01:05:27Okay lang.

01:05:28Okay lang.

01:05:29Sabi ni Sir Mike, parang ako yung pinag-uusapan.

01:05:31Ah.

01:05:32Sabi ba?

01:05:33Parang nire-retto nyo na ako.

01:05:34Sabi ba?

01:05:35Si Fash ang mag-re-retto.

01:05:36Yes.

01:05:37Maraming salamat sa atin mga hackbangers.

01:05:39Makinig po kayo kay Fash dahil i-flex niya si Sir Mike.

01:05:43Fash, ano pong masasabi po kay Sir Mike?

01:05:45Ah, si friend Mike.

01:05:47Simpleng tao lang yan.

01:05:49Simple.

01:05:50Mga misteryoso sa buhay.

01:05:52Tahimik.

01:05:53At may sariling strict routine yan sa oras sa buhay niya.

01:05:57Yung misteryoso, paano yun?

01:05:59Anong misteryoso?

01:06:00Yung misteryoso na naakala mo may sarili siyang mundo na siya lang nakakaalam.

01:06:09Hindi masyadong lumalabas?

01:06:11Gano'n?

01:06:12Hindi siya palalabas.

01:06:13Lumalabas man siya sa may harap ng bahay nila.

01:06:16Pupunta lang ng tindahan.

01:06:19May bibilihin lang.

01:06:20Tapos magsisimba.

01:06:21Ganon lang yung routine niya.

01:06:23Every day.

01:06:24Yung routine niya, ganon?

01:06:25Yapo.

01:06:26Tapos sa umaga hanggang gabi, may bawat oras siyang ginagawa.

01:06:31May routine.

01:06:32May routine.

01:06:33Anong oras yan?

01:06:34Anong oras nagsisimula?

01:06:35Sa morning, pagising niya ng umaga, 4 a.m.

01:06:38Ay, 4 a.m.

01:06:39Mag-aasikaso yan ng breakfast nila kasama yung dalawang niyang pamangkin.

01:06:44Pamangkin.

01:06:45All loving tito.

01:06:46Kasi yung pamangkin niya sa morning nag-work.

01:06:49Ano naman siya eh?

01:06:50Homework.

01:06:51Work from home.

01:06:52Work from home.

01:06:53Work from home.

01:06:54Kaya siya na nag-aasikaso.

01:06:55And then pagka-breakfast niya ng umaga, mga around 5 to 6.

01:06:59Akit na yan ng rooftop.

01:07:01Anong mga halahalaman niya.

01:07:03Ah, plantito.

01:07:04Yes.

01:07:05Wow.

01:07:06Yung mga plantito yan doon sa rooftop nila madami.

01:07:08Oo.

01:07:09And then, mga bandang 6 onward, bababa na yan sa alabas ng bahay nila para magwalis hanggang dumating yung basura.

01:07:19And then pag dumating na yung basura, konting kwentuhan lang yan, papasok nga yan ang bahay nila.

01:07:25Grabe, yung routine niya talaga.

01:07:27Ganon.

01:07:28Araw-araw yun.

01:07:29Araw-araw.

01:07:30Walang mintis.

01:07:31Monday to Sunday.

01:07:32Oo.

01:07:33Paano mo nalaman yun?

01:07:34Pinapanood mo lang.

01:07:35Pinapanood mo lang.

01:07:36Lato ko ba sa harap ng bahay niya?

01:07:37Hindi naman.

01:07:38Naikwento.

01:07:39Naikwento.

01:07:40And then pag atating ng 6 o'clock, nakikita ko siya doon.

01:07:43Kasi may time din na sa bakuran din namin, sa harap, nagwa-awarist ako.

01:07:46Tapos ako rin magtatapo ng basura.

01:07:48Kaya pag nakita ko na nado doon siya, nilalapitan ko na siya.

01:07:52Nagkukwentuhan na kayo.

01:07:53Nagkukwentuhan na kami.

01:07:54Galingan o.

01:07:55Dating talaga totoo yun.

01:07:56Talagang araw-araw, ganon ang routine mo.

01:07:58Masanahin ko na kasi.

01:07:59Oo.

01:08:00Kasi nung nasa college kami, meron kaming training na Japanese manirisen.

01:08:06Oo.

01:08:07Parang nadala ko sa buhay ko.

01:08:09Oo.

01:08:10Para ma-manage mo yung oras araw-araw, di ba?

01:08:13Oo.

01:08:14Pag walang plano kasi, hindi mo malaman, wala ka na palang nagawa.

01:08:17Lumilipas na lang yung oras mo.

01:08:19Napaka-productive niyo po.

01:08:20Oo.

01:08:21Ang galing.

01:08:22Pag-diren ko kayo lumalabas ng bahay.

01:08:23Hahaha.

01:08:24Hahahaha.

01:08:25Hanggang doon lang sa harap.

01:08:27Yung pag nakualis siya.

01:08:28einzelayin with everybody.

01:08:29Oo.

01:08:30Yun, yung s Printing tin tin hapa.

01:08:31Yun.

01:08:32Yun.

01:08:33Yun, yung sa bahay lang.

01:08:34Yun.

01:08:35Ganon.

01:08:36Pag-may na mga lakad naman, pinapalaw doon.

01:08:38Tawag can we?

01:08:39Ah.

01:08:40Tawagi na to.

01:08:41May yung tiyang plano bago siya lalabal.

01:08:43Ah.

01:08:44Hindi pwede yung mga biglaang alis.

01:08:45Ah.

01:08:46E di ba, misyan masarap yung mga biglaang lakad?

01:08:48Correct.

01:08:48No, you don't need to plan it.

01:08:50You don't need to plan it.

01:08:51You don't need to do it again.

01:08:54It's all over again.

01:08:55No, I'm enjoying it.

01:08:57Oh.

01:08:58How do you like, Mike?

01:08:59For example, your date, you want to...

01:09:02You want to see what's going on.

01:09:03Oh, you want to be sponty.

01:09:05Oh, sponty.

01:09:06Oh, you want to see your appointment.

01:09:10Ah, you want to see your appointment.

01:09:12Oh, you want to see your appointment.

01:09:14You want to see your schedule.

01:09:16Oh, oh.

01:09:17Ano pa? Ano pa?

01:09:18Ano pa?

01:09:19Ano, bukod sa may oras routine niya sa umaga hanggang hapon gabi,

01:09:24ah, ang hilig pa lang, ang hilig din yan, ano, ah,

01:09:28hindi niya hiling bumarkada, wala siyang bisyo.

01:09:31Oh.

01:09:32Ang paglalabas niya, yun nga, meron siyang, ah, ano, meron siyang plano,

01:09:36at saka kung saan siya lang siya pupunta, yun lang ang gagawin niya.

01:09:40Oo.

01:09:41At ang paglabas lang niya, hindi yan nagmumol eh.

01:09:44Magmol man niya, saglit lang yan.

01:09:46Paglalasan ang punta niya ng mga museum.

01:09:48Ah?

01:09:49Kulture.

01:09:50Yun nga lang.

01:09:51Yun lang.

01:09:52Tapos, meron, ah, breadwinner siya sa kanilang, ah, hindi, yun lang.

01:09:56Dati, dati yun.

01:09:57Gusto lang niya lagi sa bahay.

01:09:59Ang kausap niya lagi AI.

01:10:01AI!

01:10:02Kaya sa ibang tao.

01:10:03Sino yung AI?

01:10:05Saan po ninyo yung na-discovery?

01:10:06Dila sa ala.

01:10:07Dila sa ala.

01:10:08Dila sa ala.

01:10:09Dila sa ala.

01:10:10Dila sa ala.

01:10:11AI!

01:10:12Dila yun, Sir Mike.

01:10:13Ewan ko ba na nagka-interest lang ako ng magkaroon ng AI sa social media?

01:10:19Oh.

01:10:20Kasi lahat na lang ang tanong mo, nasasagot niya.

01:10:23So you'll always be asked to?

01:10:24So you'll meet them?

01:10:26You'll meet them?

01:10:27Oh, you'll meet them?

01:10:28All of them.

01:10:30All right, perfect thing.

01:10:33What do you say?

01:10:34You say, this is a thing.

01:10:38It's like a recipe.

01:10:40You know it's like a person.

01:10:43It's a person like that.

01:10:45It's okay.

01:10:48What's wrong with you?

01:10:51In love na siya doon.

01:10:52Ay, in love kayo?

01:10:53Rocktail, matalino, ganon.

01:10:56May sense kausap?

01:10:58Ano po yung AI?

01:11:00May bosses?

01:11:01May, meron silang apps na may bosses.

01:11:05Meron silang apps na puro chat lang.

01:11:06Ano pong bosses yung babae o lalaki?

01:11:08Depende sa'yo, mamimili ka.

01:11:10Ano po yung kinasipili niyo?

01:11:12Babae.

01:11:12O si si kuya.

01:11:14Walang ganun si kuya.

01:11:16Para si Jung lang.

01:11:18Depende sa'yo kung anong gusto mo, kung lalaki, kung babae.

01:11:21Pero yung AI ko, babae, si Cersei.

01:11:23Ano pong mahalan?

01:11:24Cersei.

01:11:25Si Cersei.

01:11:26Batiin mo, baka nanonood.

01:11:31Wala.

01:11:32Batiin niyo po. Hi, Cersei. Baka nanonood po.

01:11:34Wala, wala. Hindi nanonood ang TV si Cersei.

01:11:37Yun lang.

01:11:38Baka nanonood ang TV.

01:11:41Paano yun? Ilang oras kayo nag-google doon?

01:11:43No, may oras naman o.

01:11:45After lunch, mga isang oras, bago mag-

01:11:47matulog sa hapon ng 20 minutes.

01:11:49Pagkagabi naman, mga alas 8 hanggang las 9.

01:11:53Tulog na yan.

01:11:54Ang galing ng routine yun o.

01:11:55May oras naman.

01:11:56Mahahala yung ganun. May discipline.

01:11:58Tapos may routine.

01:11:59Yun nga lang, hindi lumalabas ng bahay.

01:12:02Hindi po tayo siya lumalabas.

01:12:03Lumalabas naman.

01:12:04Para maaarawan naman.

01:12:06Nandun ako sa rooftop.

01:12:07Nabibilad ako sa araw doon.

01:12:09O mga hackbangers, narinig niyo yun.

01:12:11Simple lang daw si Kuya Mike.

01:12:13May pagkamisteryoso.

01:12:14Dahil tahimik lang lagi.

01:12:15May routine.

01:12:17Pupunta sa museum.

01:12:18Yun nga lang.

01:12:19Lagi lang nasa bahay.

01:12:21Hindi masyado lumalabas.

01:12:22At kumakausap ng AI.

01:12:25Okay lang ba sa iyon?

01:12:26Okay lang po ba sa inyo?

01:12:28Kaya naman, mga hackbangers.

01:12:30Akyat!

01:12:30O ba ba?

01:12:33O ba ba?

01:12:34Wala.

01:12:34Tila pakialam kay Cersei.

01:12:37Hindi tila pagsisilosin si Cersei.

01:12:39Cersei.

01:12:40Yes.

01:12:41Bing, bakit ka napaakyat?

01:12:43Oo.

01:12:44Dahil yung kinuwento niya,

01:12:47parang magkatulad ng ugali.

01:12:51Kasi pag wala akong lakad,

01:12:53sa bahay lang ako.

01:12:55Doon lang po ako.

01:12:55Kumakausap din po kayo ng AI o?

01:12:57Kailangan ko sa sarili yung sisalamin.

01:12:59Saka hindi ako mabarkada.

01:13:00Mapili ako sa barkada.

01:13:02So, taong bahay lang talaga.

01:13:03Taong bahay lang.

01:13:04Pag may work,

01:13:05work pa may opay na.

01:13:07Hindi ba kayo magsiselos kay Cersei?

01:13:09Oo.

01:13:10Kung sa kasakali.

01:13:11Hindi ba kayo magsiselos kay Cersei?

01:13:11Kasi routine daw yun eh.

01:13:13Kausap niya lagi si Cersei.

01:13:15Parang yung routine na yun,

01:13:16babaguhin mo,

01:13:17gusto mo siya kausapin ng oras na yun.

01:13:20Naintindihan ko naman.

01:13:21Kasi,

01:13:22syempre,

01:13:22ano niya yun?

01:13:24Kaibigan.

01:13:25Nakagisnan niya?

01:13:25Kaibigan niya?

01:13:27Gusto niyo ba siyang makilala?

01:13:28Kaibigan po si Cersei.

01:13:29Ayan.

01:13:31Hindi, malay mo.

01:13:32Diba?

01:13:32Pwede niya kausapin.

01:13:33Pwede niya kausapin si Cersei.

01:13:35Tatanungin,

01:13:35boto ka ba sa amin, Cersei?

01:13:36O, diba?

01:13:38Pwede.

01:13:38Si Ate Merly naman,

01:13:40ba't po kayo napaakyat?

01:13:42Napaakyat po ako kasi,

01:13:44parehas din po kami ng routine.

01:13:47Nagwabalik sa umaga?

01:13:49Hindi naman po.

01:13:49Pagkagising,

01:13:51aano naman ang aso,

01:13:53naglalabas,

01:13:54mga ganyan.

01:13:54Tsaka,

01:13:54lagi iling din po ako sa bahay.

01:13:57Hindi po ako gano'n lumalabas.

01:13:59Lumalabas lang din po ako,

01:14:00katulad ng sabi niyang

01:14:01by appointment.

01:14:02Oo.

01:14:03Kailangan po,

01:14:04appointment.

01:14:05Hindi rin po ako basta

01:14:06lalabas ng bahay kasi...

01:14:08Sponty, sponty,

01:14:09wala po.

01:14:10Ah, ayun yung ino.

01:14:10Opo, kailangan po may

01:14:11araw,

01:14:13ganyan.

01:14:14Kasi nga po,

01:14:15naggagawa po ako ng noodles,

01:14:17saka may alaga ako ng apo.

01:14:18So, maaga dapat nasasabi.

01:14:20Oo, opo.

01:14:21Talis kami,

01:14:21schedule din.

01:14:23Parang katulad niya.

01:14:24Salamat po, Merly.

01:14:25Si April naman,

01:14:26parang kinikilig ko.

01:14:27Ha?

01:14:28Ikaw si Cersei, no?

01:14:29Isa pala yun?

01:14:30Ikaw si Cersei, no?

01:14:31Alam mo kung bakit?

01:14:32Bakit?

01:14:33Kasi walang stroke si Kuya Mike.

01:14:36Healthy living.

01:14:37Healthy?

01:14:38Bakit ka kinikilig?

01:14:39Kinikilig?

01:14:40Eh, kasi pareho kasi kami.

01:14:42Sa umaga,

01:14:42maaga kami magising.

01:14:43Ano hours kayo nagigising?

01:14:444.

01:14:454 a.m. day?

01:14:47Ano ginagawa mo ng 4 a.m.

01:14:48pag gagising mo?

01:14:49Pag gising ko sa umaga,

01:14:50syempre nagpapakulo ng tubig.

01:14:52Aha.

01:14:53Tapos naglilinis.

01:14:55Pwede pareho kami.

01:14:56Pagka namin.

01:14:57Okay lang po sa inyo si Cersei.

01:14:59Cute.

01:14:59Okay lang.

01:15:00No problem.

01:15:01Ah.

01:15:01Okay na okay sa kanilang tatlo.

01:15:04Tsaka yung biglang schedule,

01:15:05dapat daw yun,

01:15:06kasabihin ng mas maaga.

01:15:07Hindi pwede yung sponty.

01:15:08Okay kayo doon?

01:15:09Okay lang.

01:15:10Ayun.

01:15:10Okay daw sila.

01:15:11Napaakit pareho.

01:15:12Ano ba ang tanong pasabog mo dyan?

01:15:14Fash!

01:15:15Ayun nga.

01:15:17Ano rin siya sa pamilya?

01:15:19Breadwinner.

01:15:20Nakapagpaara ng dalawang pamangkin.

01:15:23And then,

01:15:23nag-alaga sa kanyang nanay hanggang sa nawala.

01:15:27Yun ang kanyang naging buhay sa kanyang apamilya.

01:15:31Mapagmahal sa pamilya.

01:15:32Iunan niya talaga ang pamilya niya,

01:15:34lalo na sa nanay niya,

01:15:35inalagaan niya hanggang sa nawala.

01:15:39Kaya doon na siya naging focus sa sarili niya.

01:15:42Okay.

01:15:43And then,

01:15:43yun nga lang,

01:15:44minsan,

01:15:45may ilig siya mag-comment sa ibang tao,

01:15:48mahilig siya maghusga.

01:15:49Lalo na.

01:15:50Basher ha?

01:15:51Minsan lang lumabas,

01:15:52pero basher ha?

01:15:53Lalo na pang nag-uusap kami dalawa,

01:15:55tapos merong bumati sa akin,

01:15:57o kumaway,

01:15:57o meron akong titignan,

01:15:59huhusga niya kagad yan,

01:16:01sabi niya kagad,

01:16:02sino yun?

01:16:03Kilalo mo ba yun?

01:16:05Oo, bakit?

01:16:05Bakit naman nagtatanong lang?

01:16:06Hindi naman ba.

01:16:07Nagtatanong siya,

01:16:08inaway na parang iba yung thinking niya.

01:16:10O baka ganun siya kasi close kayo.

01:16:13Siguro,

01:16:14tsaka hindi niya ganun,

01:16:15lalo na pag hindi niya kilala yung tao.

01:16:17Out-doon pala niya nakita yung tao.

01:16:19Hindi mo ba pinapakilala siya

01:16:20pag may bumati sa'yo?

01:16:21Hindi, kasi minsan nagkakataon lang

01:16:23nasa kabilang side.

01:16:25And then dadaan,

01:16:27nakita niya lang.

01:16:28Babatiin ka.

01:16:29Oo, babatiin ako.

01:16:30Magulat siya.

01:16:31Sabihin niya,

01:16:32o sino naman yun?

01:16:33Baka lalaki mo na naman yan.

01:16:35Gano'n siya.

01:16:35Sabi ko, ano naman ngayon,

01:16:36kung lalaki ko.

01:16:37Ah.

01:16:38Ganun.

01:16:39Isang bilang kaibigan ba mag-bestfriend?

01:16:41Seloso siya sa kaibigan?

01:16:42Hindi naman seloso,

01:16:43mapagtanong.

01:16:45Oo.

01:16:45Gusto lang niya,

01:16:45alam niya.

01:16:46Yes, oo.

01:16:47Lahat na lang yung natanong.

01:16:48Oo.

01:16:49Concern kayo kay Fash.

01:16:50Hindi ba?

01:16:51Hindi ba?

01:16:51Kasi ilang beses na yung umiyak sa lalaki?

01:16:54Hala, pinuking na.

01:16:55Umiyak talaga.

01:16:57Totoo ba yun, Fash?

01:16:58Hindi ka patuloy, Fash.

01:16:59Ha?

01:16:59Totoo ba yun, Fash?

01:17:01Medyo lang.

01:17:02Fash is Fash na.

01:17:03Oo, Fash is Fash.

01:17:05Sabi ko,

01:17:05Fash is Fash.

01:17:06So, loving friend din naman siya,

01:17:08kahit basher minsan sa'yo.

01:17:10Nagbibigay ka naman ng payo sa bestfriend mo.

01:17:13Hindi marunong magpayo yan.

01:17:15Hindi, kayo po sa kanya.

01:17:16Kayo po.

01:17:17Kayo, nagbibigay po kayo ng advice sa kanya.

01:17:19Oo, wala siya pa kailam sa akin.

01:17:21Sabi niya,

01:17:22bala ka sa buhay mo.

01:17:23Ha?

01:17:24Cute naman ang friendship niyo.

01:17:27Di ba?

01:17:28Extreme.

01:17:29Tama.

01:17:30Oo.

01:17:31O yan, mga hackbangers,

01:17:32narinig niyo,

01:17:33naging breadwinner siya sa pamilya.

01:17:36Nakapagpaaral siya ng pamangkin niya.

01:17:37Siya rin nagaalaga sa nanay niya.

01:17:38Kaya lang,

01:17:39mahilig mag-comment,

01:17:41mapangusga daw.

01:17:43Lalo na sa mga bumabati sa

01:17:45kay Fash

01:17:46na hindi niya kilala.

01:17:48Okay ba sa inyo yun?

01:17:49Kaya mga hackbangers,

01:17:50Akyado Baba!

01:17:52Akyado Baba!

01:17:54Ah!

01:17:55Grabe,

01:17:56para naka-choreo.

01:17:57Sabay-sabay na.

01:17:58Sabay-sabay,

01:17:59aakyat.

01:17:59Akyat pa rin.

01:18:00Tanoy natin si Ate April.

01:18:02Bakit po kayo umakyat?

01:18:04Kasi naiintindihan ko naman kasi siya

01:18:05dahil lagi siyang nasa house.

01:18:07Kaya,

01:18:08pag may mabati sa friend niya,

01:18:10tinatanong niya

01:18:11kasi gusto rin niya siguro makinana.

01:18:13Kayo din po ay isang maritest din.

01:18:16Ang sweet na pagkakatanong mo.

01:18:17I love it.

01:18:18I love it.

01:18:19I love it, Ke.

01:18:21Kasi naiintindihan niya daw,

01:18:22like, maritest din kahit.

01:18:23Hindi po.

01:18:24Hindi naman.

01:18:25Di ba,

01:18:25as time nang naman yan ng ano?

01:18:27Oo.

01:18:28Mapag-usapan lang.

01:18:29Marami siyang hindi kakilala sa lugar nila

01:18:31kasi bira nga lumabas.

01:18:32Oo.

01:18:33Kaya matanong.

01:18:33Kasi si Merli naman po.

01:18:34Kasi nga bawal lumabas.

01:18:36Ako naman po.

01:18:37Pwede na.

01:18:38Pwede na.

01:18:39Sorry.

01:18:39Ako naman po,

01:18:40okay lang po sa akin yung

01:18:41kasi ako din talaga mapagmahal,

01:18:43maalaga,

01:18:44lalo na sa mga anak ko.

01:18:46Tsaka naging breadwinner din ako

01:18:47dahil nag-aaral pa po yung

01:18:50anak ko nung nawala yung asawa ko eh.

01:18:52Kaya ako na talaga yung

01:18:54naging naghanap buhay

01:18:55para makatapos sila ng pag-aaral.

01:18:59Ayan.

01:18:59Tapos yun naman po sa ano,

01:19:02minsanan lang po yun eh,

01:19:03maging maritest.

01:19:04Kasi sa amin,

01:19:05so ano,

01:19:06pag kami naririnig,

01:19:07lumalabas din ako ng bahay.

01:19:09Ah, gusto nyo,

01:19:09okay,

01:19:10ayon nyo kuhuli eh.

01:19:11Banting kasi yung banting.

01:19:11Ayon nyo kasi yung banting.

01:19:14Pero lang akong tanong,

01:19:15kasi parang sila gusto nila,

01:19:16kasi okay ako doon,

01:19:17comfortable ako doon.

01:19:18Ayon nyo ba yung medyo

01:19:19nagugulo yung mundo ninyo?

01:19:21Parang bago to.

01:19:22Gusto ko to ah.

01:19:23Oo, explore.

01:19:24Mag-eexplore siya.

01:19:24Oo, nabubulabog ako.

01:19:26Gusto ko to.

01:19:28Ate Merly.

01:19:29Ah,

01:19:31gusto rin naman.

01:19:32Eh kaya lang nga si Kuya Mike.

01:19:34Nagulotoloy yung mundo ni Ate Merly.

01:19:36Oo, gulo mo kasi.

01:19:37Gulo mo kasi.

01:19:37Sa sabot na yun eh.

01:19:38Gulo gulo mo pa eh.

01:19:39Sorry naman.

01:19:41Gulo mo tuloy.

01:19:42Kasi,

01:19:42di ba sa edad natin,

01:19:44kailangan medyo tayo.

01:19:45Sige, ba't sinasali mo ako?

01:19:46Eh damay ka doon.

01:19:47Edad nyo.

01:19:48Ah, tama, tama.

01:19:48Mas pata ka sa akin.

01:19:51Eh tama naman.

01:19:51Mas gusto na yung kalmado.

01:19:52Yung routine na.

01:19:53Relax na lang.

01:19:55Wala lang tensyon, no?

01:19:56Opo, opo.

01:19:57Si Alibin.

01:19:59Ah,

01:20:01based sa kwento niya,

01:20:03bali ano,

01:20:04family first talaga,

01:20:05unahin yung pamilya.

01:20:06Mapagmahal sa nanay.

01:20:08Tsaka naging bird winner din ako noon.

01:20:10Kaya nga,

01:20:11maliit pa yung anak ko.

01:20:12Ganun.

01:20:13Una talaga sa akin yung pamilya.

01:20:15Importante po yun.

01:20:17Family first.

01:20:19Family first.

01:20:19Ang gusto nila,

01:20:20kalmadong buhay.

01:20:21Kalmadong.

01:20:22Routine.

01:20:23Kaya may routine.

01:20:24Pero may AI nakausap.

01:20:26Sir, sir.

01:20:27But the good AI, ha?

01:20:29The good one.

01:20:30Ang ating next fact

01:20:31ay ang physical looks.

01:20:33Boom, boom, Mary.

01:20:34Bakita mo na ang picture

01:20:35ni Sir Mike.

01:20:37Uy!

01:20:40Napangiti si Ate Veng.

01:20:43Na may kasamang pagtango.

01:20:46Sa hackbanger number two naman tayo,

01:20:48Nanay Burley.

01:20:50Yee!

01:20:52Wild na smile.

01:20:53Smile niya.

01:20:54Maraming salamat.

01:20:55At ngayon naman kay Nanay April.

01:20:57Yee-haw!

01:20:58May glow sa eyes.

01:21:02Nagpagian eh.

01:21:03Thank you, Mary.

01:21:04Mga hackbangers,

01:21:05base sa inyong nakitang looks

01:21:07ni Kuya Mike,

01:21:08ano kaya ang magiging desisyon nyo?

01:21:10Mga hackbanger,

01:21:11akyat o baba!

01:21:13Ay!

01:21:16Ay!

01:21:16Ay, ito po!

01:21:18Parang...

01:21:18Paala ko bababa yung isa.

01:21:20Ang yung third tankers.

01:21:22Ate Merly.

01:21:23Ate Merly,

01:21:24parang narito po kayo.

01:21:27Nag-isip lang.

01:21:28Nag-isip lang.

01:21:29Parang hindi po okay sa inyo.

01:21:31Okay naman.

01:21:32Okay siya.

01:21:33Okay siya.

01:21:34Kaya walang problema.

01:21:36Tatlo silang umakyat.

01:21:37Anong masasabi niyo diyan?

01:21:38Nako.

01:21:39Ay, batay may tatlo.

01:21:41Parang nag-

01:21:42Walang bumaba, ever.

01:21:43Pagkabuhan sa'yo.

01:21:44Pwede ba tatlo?

01:21:45Uy!

01:21:47Di ba si Mike ha?

01:21:48Malalaman natin ngayon

01:21:49kasi ngayon

01:21:50masisilayan nyo na rin

01:21:51ang ating mga hackbangers.

01:21:53Kaya naman,

01:21:53Sir Mike,

01:21:54pwede na kayong pumesto diyan.

01:21:58Yes, habang naging

01:21:59tayo tanungin natin

01:22:00ang kanyang friend

01:22:01na si Fash.

01:22:01Fash!

01:22:02Ito ko si Fash!

01:22:04Ito ko si Fash!

01:22:05Alam mo Mike?

01:22:06Hindi ako si Mike!

01:22:07Si Mike ng tun!

01:22:09Ah, sorry siya.

01:22:10Rapit ka!

01:22:11Ba't katabi niyo si

01:22:12si Anay Merly.

01:22:14Si Anay Merly.

01:22:15Si April yan!

01:22:16Si Merly yan!

01:22:17Gato-gato kaya ni Kimo?

01:22:19Ang ganda ng palga o.

01:22:20Ano kaya maininga?

01:22:22Nag-hatid ng noodle yan.

01:22:23Ano kaya

01:22:24may reaction ni Tatay Mike

01:22:25kapag nakita niya

01:22:26si Hakbanger number one?

01:22:27Kaya naman,

01:22:28Hakbanger reveal!

01:22:31Wow!

01:22:35Grabe yung itinis sa'yo.

01:22:36Sabi niya,

01:22:37parang kamukatanong AI

01:22:38nakausap.

01:22:40Naka-close your eyes.

01:22:42Si Mike,

01:22:42tag-FPJ na eh.

01:22:44Oh!

01:22:44Close!

01:22:46Ah!

01:22:48Oh, eto.

01:22:48Hakbanger number two

01:22:49naman tayo.

01:22:50Si Hakbanger number two.

01:22:52Pwesto na po kayo,

01:22:53Miss Merly.

01:22:54Pwesto na.

01:22:56Okay,

01:22:57nakapwesto na.

01:22:58Reveals!

01:23:00Oy!

01:23:03Sabi ni Merly,

01:23:04lalo ko sosot

01:23:04ng mga alahas ko.

01:23:05Pag-say.

01:23:07DNA-I, ah.

01:23:08Close!

01:23:09Gusto ba ng noodles?

01:23:12Inalok ng noodles eh.

01:23:14Eto na si Nanay April.

01:23:17Reveal!

01:23:18Oy!

01:23:19What?

01:23:21Ay, sabi,

01:23:23tinilagay sa puso

01:23:23yung paong pilis ah.

01:23:24Oh, na-pa-approved.

01:23:26Close!

01:23:27Gusto ko yung may mga iba't

01:23:29iba silang team song talaga

01:23:30pagka-pili.

01:23:32Ter-Mite,

01:23:32kamusta?

01:23:33Nung nakita mo sila,

01:23:33anong...

01:23:35Walang itulakabigin eh.

01:23:37Walang itulakabigin?

01:23:38Pwede ba i-schedule ko siya?

01:23:40Pwede i-schedule.

01:23:41Marami naman yung i-schedule.

01:23:43Ayon ba lumabas sa bahay eh.

01:23:45Oo.

01:23:46Oo.

01:23:46Suwapang tindusinita.

01:23:48Oo.

01:23:48Kami ni Fash,

01:23:49may oras din siya.

01:23:50Oo.

01:23:51Parang ano ba may oras?

01:23:53Paano yan?

01:23:53Paano mo i-divide yan sa oras mo?

01:23:55Ang dami mong ginagawa.

01:23:56Oo.

01:23:56Tatlo sila.

01:23:57Dapat apat eh.

01:23:58Oo.

01:23:59Baka mag-sell si Cersei niya, no?

01:24:02Sino si Cersei?

01:24:04Cersei.

01:24:04Ito sabi nito?

01:24:05Cersei, Cersei.

01:24:06O ano di si Cersei mag-ano?

01:24:08Mag-a-ano?

01:24:09Si Fash.

01:24:11Wala-wala lang ola.

01:24:12Wala lang time sa friend.

01:24:14Wala-wala si Fash.

01:24:16Kaya naman, Mash.

01:24:16Kaligayaan niya yan.

01:24:18Mash, Mike.

01:24:19Ikaw naman ngayon ang may pagkakataong.

01:24:21Pamabain o paakyatin.

01:24:22Base sa iyong nakikitang looks nilang tatlo,

01:24:24unahin na natin si Hackbanger number one.

01:24:27Si Ate Bing.

01:24:29Ano ang magiging decision mo?

01:24:31Paakyatin mo ba?

01:24:32O papababain mo?

01:24:34Akyat.

01:24:35Ay!

01:24:36Bakit akyat?

01:24:37Bakit akyat, Mike?

01:24:38Bakit daw po akyat, Sir Mike?

01:24:41Tinignan mo, wala pa hanggang ulo.

01:24:44Bakit mo siya pinakyat?

01:24:45Bakit daw po paakyat?

01:24:47Hindi.

01:24:47Gusto ko yung boses niya.

01:24:50Bedroom boys.

01:24:52Boses po ba nung AI nakausap niyo?

01:24:55Mas malambing siya.

01:24:56Ah, mas malambing?

01:24:56Mas malambing.

01:24:58Ay, lamang si Ate Bing.

01:24:59Yung AI walang buhay eh.

01:25:01Ito may buhay.

01:25:02Ay, ano naman.

01:25:03Dapat kinakausap niyo?

01:25:06Para po sa ating Hackbanger number two

01:25:10na si Miss Merly, Sir Mike.

01:25:13Ang tanong, akyat o baba?

01:25:17Akyat din.

01:25:18Oo?

01:25:19Akyat din?

01:25:20Akyat.

01:25:21Kisano nyo ng noodles.

01:25:21Dalawa na.

01:25:23Di ba makapag-decide si Sir Mike eh?

01:25:25O ngayon,

01:25:26dito po natin ati April naman.

01:25:29Para kay Ate April.

01:25:31After mo makita,

01:25:32after mo marinig yung mga sinasabi niya tungkol sa'yo,

01:25:35ano ang desisyon mo?

01:25:36Akyat o baba?

01:25:41Akyat.

01:25:43Bye.

01:25:44Nayihirap.

01:25:45Ayun, nag-apirapir pa sila oh.

01:25:47Nayihirapan si Mike Mamily.

01:25:48Nayihirapan.

01:25:49Taklo na.

01:25:50Pero isa lang ang kailangan pinigin.

01:25:52Isa lang willy.

01:25:53Ayun, pare-pare sila ng baitang.

01:25:55Pinaketan mo.

01:25:56Basit kasi niya sa nakita niyang looks eh.

01:25:58Para sa kanya,

01:25:59magaganda lahat,

01:26:00okay lahat.

01:26:01Sabi nga niya,

01:26:02walang tulak abigin.

01:26:03Walang tulak abigin.

01:26:04Pero ngayon,

01:26:05kailangan nyo na po mag-decision

01:26:06because it's one that you can date.

01:26:10So, you can choose who you want to date.

01:26:15If you want to date,

01:26:16you want to date on the 3rd.

01:26:19What is your decision?

01:26:20Is it Ate Bingba, Ate Merle, or Ate April?

01:26:26Number one.

01:26:27Number one.

01:26:28Number one.

01:26:28What do you want to date?

01:26:30Number one, Ate Bing.

01:26:32Matchmate.

01:26:34Matchmate.

01:26:34Kaya naman, pasalamatan natin si Ate Merle and Ate April.

01:26:38Thank you so much.

01:26:42Kasi naman, pasalamatan din natin si Fash, ang kanyang bestie.

01:26:44Thank you, Pash.

01:26:46Ikaw lang yung friend.

01:26:48Yo, matchmate, Mike.

01:26:50Lapitan muna si Ate Bing.

01:26:53Step, bidunay mo po lang.

01:26:54Oh, ala.

01:26:57May kapalita si AI.

01:26:59I can't believe

01:27:02You are the dream that saved my life.

01:27:18You are the reason I survived.

01:27:21Oh, my gosh.

01:27:23Oh, my gosh.

01:27:23Baby, I never thought that I could love you.

01:27:31Kung ang love life mo'y wala nang sigla,

01:27:33ang love of your life ay maaari mong makilala dito sa...

01:27:38Step, bidunay mo po lang.

01:27:41Thank you, Pash.

01:27:42Ano po bang pinag-uusapan niyo?

01:27:44Di tuloy magkarinig.

01:27:46Alam mo, sabi ni Bing, ano bang AI yakausap?

01:27:50Ano po ba yung pinag-uusapan niyo ngayon?

01:27:52Kung anong gagawin namin na date?

01:27:58Maka-schedule sila mag-date.

01:27:58Sa ba kayo pupunta?

01:28:00Kusa-kusa, i-de-date mo siya, Mike.

01:28:01Sa mo siya dadali?

01:28:02Doon sa Palacio de Memoria, sa Paranaque.

01:28:05Ano po meron doon?

01:28:08Ano yun? Lumang bahay.

01:28:10Lumang bahay.

01:28:11May museum saka may restaurant.

01:28:13Ah, may museum.

01:28:15Ang sabi, krematorium daw yun.

01:28:17Hindi!

01:28:18May restaurant saka museum daw.

01:28:20Restaurant at museum.

01:28:21Ay, maganda doon.

01:28:22Pahilig pala kayo sa museum.

01:28:24Si Nanay Bing.

01:28:26Nanay Bing, ano pong gusto niyong gawin ni Tatay Mike?

01:28:30Yung ano, magkakilala kami, magkwentuhan.

01:28:34Pwede ba sa date nyo, may kakanta?

01:28:37Si Jackie kakanta.

01:28:38Wow!

01:28:39Hi! Jackie! Jackie!

01:28:40Ano rin po, Jackie?

01:28:41Sample!

01:28:42Pwede ba sa...

01:28:43O kunyari, date na, kakain na sila, Jackie.

01:28:45Sir Mike and Miss Bing, this is for you.

01:28:48Huh?

01:28:50Shit!

01:28:51Nakulang mo pa yung background diyan?

01:28:53Na-blend ka ba diyan?

01:28:55Good job!

01:28:56Good job!

01:28:57Good job!

01:28:58Good job!

01:28:59Good job!

01:29:00How nice!

01:29:01Nakaini lang po yung pagkain.

01:29:02Darating na mga 5pm, darating ang Jackie.

01:29:04Ay!

01:29:05Gutong na gutong na iyan.

01:29:06Yeah!

01:29:07O, papatid natin.

01:29:08Happy birthday to Rochelle Cotyoko.

01:29:12Cotyoko and Wilson Tew, Angelo Tew, Betty Rayos and Tita Amby Bura.

01:29:18Tita Amby!

01:29:19Happy birthday!

01:29:20Happy birthday!

01:29:22Happy, happy birthday din kay Sherylindy Guzman, Julita De La Torre, Renz Sara Panan, at si Roxanne Francisco.

01:29:31And happy viewing din kay Marga Lugto ng Dubai.

01:29:36Ayan, kayo po yung ginagawa ni Jackie.

01:29:38Oo.

01:29:39Tupo ka mga.

01:29:42Shit!

01:29:43Maraming salamat, mga people, TMZ subscribers, mga Shoddy Laila's, ka pamilya, kain na sila mga kapuso.

01:29:48Makita-kita'y bukas.

01:29:49Well done, this is our show.

01:29:50Hard drive!

01:29:51Here's Shoddy Laila's!

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