Sói Già Phố Wall P2 2013 || The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

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00:00:00Uh, of course.

00:00:02Haven't been on one of these before?

00:00:04A boat?

00:00:06Learned how to sail when I was six.

00:00:08Oh, shit. Is that right?

00:00:10I mean, I'm one like this, though.

00:00:12I mean, I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there.

00:00:15See that?

00:00:17Anyway, this is for you.

00:00:19It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.

00:00:22Oh, yeah?

00:00:23Well, I understand you wanted the whole wedding video.

00:00:25Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?

00:00:27There you go.

00:00:28Look, my point is that I know you're investigating Stratton,

00:00:32but for the life of me, I can't figure out why.

00:00:36I know we're a little unorthodox.

00:00:37We're a little loud in the way we do things,

00:00:39but you gotta understand, we're the new guys on the block, you know?

00:00:42Trying to make a name for ourselves.

00:00:43But I want you to understand, we don't do anything illegal whatsoever.

00:00:50I mean, you could talk to the SEC.

00:00:52They were at my office 15 times over the last six months.

00:00:55So, I mean, I got nothing to hide.

00:00:57Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency.

00:01:00We pursue criminal activities.

00:01:02Exactly.

00:01:03You go after real criminals, which makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for.

00:01:09I mean, honestly, what is it that you think that we did or do?

00:01:13I don't get it.

00:01:14Well, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.

00:01:18No, I get that.

00:01:19No, I understand.

00:01:20With that said, this case got dumped on my desk.

00:01:24Did it?

00:01:25You know, by a higher up who needs to make a show of looking into the new company on the block.

00:01:29You know, with all the press and everything.

00:01:30You loud guys, all the bad press.

00:01:31And then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking.

00:01:33I get it.

00:01:34Exactly.

00:01:35It just, you know, it bothers me.

00:01:37We're the new guy.

00:01:38We're the one that's banging on Wall Street's door.

00:01:40I mean, you should see what's going on at the bigger firms.

00:01:43I mean, I know all the information.

00:01:44It's true.

00:01:45Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill.

00:01:47Collateralized debt obligations?

00:01:49This internet stock bullshit?

00:01:50I mean, it's a fucking travesty.

00:01:52I mean, I could take you step by step to what exactly is occurring.

00:01:57You know, all you have to do is ask.

00:01:59I'm available.

00:02:00That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

00:02:02I don't see why a little sit down like this can't be profitable for the both of us.

00:02:08It should, right?

00:02:09It should profit the both of us.

00:02:10It should.

00:02:11Look, I'm gonna give you my personal line.

00:02:14Five days a week, you just call me feel free.

00:02:17I'll do that.

00:02:18Great.

00:02:22You sure you guys don't want something to drink?

00:02:24I mean, you're not hungry?

00:02:25Nothing?

00:02:26Nothing?

00:02:27Oh, no.

00:02:28No?

00:02:29Let me ask you.

00:02:31And if you don't want to get too personal, just tell me to shut up at any time.

00:02:35Oh.

00:02:36Did you try to get your broker's license at one time?

00:02:38Did I hear that right?

00:02:39Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street?

00:02:42No?

00:02:43Who you been talking to?

00:02:44Who the fuck you been talking to?

00:02:45Why are you investigating me?

00:02:47I hear things, you know what I mean?

00:02:50You ever think about what would have happened if you would have, you know, stayed the course?

00:02:55You know what?

00:02:56When I'm riding home on the subway and my balls are fucking sweating, I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row.

00:03:01Yeah, you bet I do.

00:03:03I've thought about it before.

00:03:04Who wouldn't, right?

00:03:05Right.

00:03:06Who fucking wouldn't?

00:03:07I mean, what do you get?

00:03:08Another personal question you don't need to answer.

00:03:09No, no.

00:03:10That's all right, Jordan.

00:03:11What are you pulling?

00:03:1250, 60K?

00:03:13Something like that?

00:03:14Year?

00:03:15World part?

00:03:16Let's put it this way.

00:03:18You get a free handgun when you sign up for the bureau.

00:03:21No, but it fucking pisses me off.

00:03:23What do you do?

00:03:24You know what I mean?

00:03:25You think about the people that built this country, hardworking people like you.

00:03:28You know, firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.

00:03:30End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially.

00:03:34Fucking makes me angry.

00:03:36That's the one thing about Wall Street and this market is, for me, I feel it's good to give back.

00:03:43You know, there's situations where I can make those situations better for people.

00:03:50You know what I mean?

00:03:52Opportunity is everything.

00:03:55Exactly.

00:03:56For example, I got this one kid, right, went to school for environmental science, something like that.

00:04:03He was bogged down by student loans.

00:04:05Turns out his mother needed triple bypass surgery.

00:04:07Easy.

00:04:08Right.

00:04:09Horrible situation.

00:04:10But we got him in at the market at the right time and chose the right stock.

00:04:13We gave him the right guidance.

00:04:15Boom.

00:04:16Overnight.

00:04:17Changed his entire life.

00:04:18You know, got to put his mother into the best hospital in New York City.

00:04:21It didn't work out for her.

00:04:23Granted, she passed away, unfortunately.

00:04:25But we gave him that opportunity.

00:04:27You know what I'm saying?

00:04:28It's just about setting up the right team and then overnight your life can change.

00:04:33What if it was an intern, uh, what if it was an intern making a deal like that?

00:04:44Well, in that situation, I mean, in that particular trade, in one trade, north of half a million dollars.

00:04:52And I'd do that for anybody, you know, anybody that needs the proper guidance.

00:05:01Can you say that again?

00:05:24Just the way you said it.

00:05:26Just the same way.

00:05:27Um...

00:05:31I don't know what you're talking about.

00:05:33Oh, come on, you know what I'm talking about.

00:05:34No, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:05:35Just the same thing.

00:05:36I think what Jordan just did is he...

00:05:37If I'm not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal officer.

00:05:41No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.

00:05:43Oh, no, that's not the conversation.

00:05:44No, no, no.

00:05:45According to the U.S. Criminal Code, there needs to be an exact dollar figure for an exchange of services.

00:05:50That would not hold up in a court of law.

00:05:52No, it's not how I heard it.

00:05:54No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:55That's the truth.

00:05:56I want to tell you this.

00:05:57Yeah.

00:05:58The same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your broker's license also told me that you were a straight arrow.

00:06:03You ran a security check on me.

00:06:05Well, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part, right?

00:06:11I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat.

00:06:15What do you say?

00:06:16You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.

00:06:18Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust.

00:06:21Yeah.

00:06:22They're, uh...

00:06:23They're to the manor born.

00:06:24Is that right?

00:06:25Yeah.

00:06:26Their fathers are douchebags.

00:06:27Just like their fathers before them.

00:06:29But you...

00:06:31I mean, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.

00:06:35Did I?

00:06:36Good for you, little man.

00:06:38Little man.

00:06:39Good for you.

00:06:40Me, the little man.

00:06:41And let me tell you something.

00:06:43No, let me tell you something else.

00:06:45Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here.

00:06:47This is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on.

00:06:49I gotta, I gotta tell you.

00:06:50I bet it is.

00:06:51And you know what I was just thinking, too?

00:06:52The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office,

00:06:55when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat,

00:06:58because, I mean, fuckity fuck fuck, Jordan.

00:07:00Look at this thing.

00:07:02It's beautiful.

00:07:03You get the beautiful girls there.

00:07:05It's wonderful.

00:07:06All right, get the fuck off my boat.

00:07:08I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon.

00:07:11I'm sure.

00:07:12Good luck on that subway ride home

00:07:13to your miserable ugly fucking wives.

00:07:15I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls

00:07:17in the meantime.

00:07:18Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home?

00:07:21Fucking miserable pricks.

00:07:22I know you can't afford them.

00:07:23Fucking cheap fucks.

00:07:25Fucking miserable pricks.

00:07:27Hey, fellas.

00:07:28Look what I found in my pocket.

00:07:30Look.

00:07:31A year's salary right here.

00:07:33You know what I call them?

00:07:34Fun coupons.

00:07:35See that?

00:07:36They're fun coupons.

00:07:38I'm on the Slupe John B.

00:07:40Grandfather and me.

00:07:42Around Nassau town we can roam.

00:07:47Switzerland?

00:07:48What the fuck is in Switzerland?

00:07:50Swiss fucking banks, that's what.

00:07:52It was ass covering time.

00:07:54I had to hide my money.

00:07:56Enter Rugrat.

00:07:58He knew the Swiss banker from law school,

00:08:00but he was in Geneva,

00:08:02and there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.

00:08:05So I knew if I took my drugs right,

00:08:08I could sleep through the entire flight,

00:08:10but I had to take them just right.

00:08:13At 4 p.m. I popped a few more lewds,

00:08:16which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting.

00:08:19My tingle phase.

00:08:21By dinner, I popped a few more on top of some cocktails and a volume or two.

00:08:25My slur phase.

00:08:29By 8.30, I took a few more lewds

00:08:31and pretty much lost all my motor skills.

00:08:34This was the drool phase.

00:08:39By 10, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.

00:08:42The amnesia phase.

00:08:44He boarded the plane just before midnight.

00:08:47Wow.

00:08:48Look at you.

00:08:49You're beautiful.

00:08:50Excuse me.

00:08:51The sleeping pill just kicked in.

00:08:52It's all right.

00:08:53He's all right.

00:08:54Yes, you're boarding passes, sir.

00:08:56We have boarding passes.

00:08:58Jesus Christ.

00:08:59I want the fucker.

00:09:00Hey, fucking relax.

00:09:02Oh my God, get your hand on my fucking cop.

00:09:04Get your...

00:09:05He's got his hand on my dick again.

00:09:07He's got your hand on his dick.

00:09:09You gotta stop doing that in public places.

00:09:11Oh my God.

00:09:12Take it off.

00:09:13Take it off.

00:09:14I heard there's a treasure map underneath.

00:09:17Stop.

00:09:18Excuse me, sir.

00:09:19I know, ma'am.

00:09:20Please sit down.

00:09:21I'm just gonna...

00:09:22Go back to your seat, please.

00:09:23What are you upset about?

00:09:24Please go back to your seat, sir.

00:09:25I will have to call the captain.

00:09:27We're gonna hold this.

00:09:28Please, sir.

00:09:29Please sit down.

00:09:30Please go down.

00:09:31Okay, okay, okay.

00:09:32I'm going.

00:09:33Okay, sorry.

00:09:34Stop.

00:09:35Okay, okay.

00:09:36I'm gonna go to sleep, ma'am.

00:09:37Fasten your seat belt.

00:09:38Okay.

00:09:39I'm really horny, too.

00:09:40Sit down.

00:09:41Fasten it.

00:09:42Okay, I'll sit down.

00:09:43I will do it for you.

00:09:44What?

00:09:45I will do it for you.

00:09:46Okay.

00:09:47You gotta speak English.

00:09:48Come do it for me.

00:09:49We don't understand this language.

00:09:50Come here, come here.

00:09:51He can't seem to do it.

00:09:52He's a fucking idiot.

00:09:53You gotta put it on right.

00:09:54There you go.

00:09:55Yeah, there you go.

00:09:57Please, can you speak the Hilfe?

00:09:59Hilfe!

00:10:00Hilfe!

00:10:01Hilfe!

00:10:02Hilfe!

00:10:03Hilfe!

00:10:04Hilfe!

00:10:09Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:10:10Fuck.

00:10:11Donny.

00:10:12Donny, this isn't funny.

00:10:13You got on time, buddy.

00:10:14I can't even tie you.

00:10:15The captain tied you up.

00:10:16He almost fucking tasered you.

00:10:17Why?

00:10:18Why?

00:10:19Come on, the captain is sure.

00:10:20Let me go!

00:10:21Let me go!

00:10:22Let me go!

00:10:23Let me go!

00:10:24Let me go!

00:10:25Let me go!

00:10:26Let me go!

00:10:27Let me go!

00:10:28Let me go!

00:10:29Let me go!

00:10:30Let me go!

00:10:31Let me go!

00:10:32Let me go!

00:10:33Let me go!

00:10:34Let me go!

00:10:35Let me go!

00:10:36Let me go!

00:10:37Let me go!

00:10:38Let me go!

00:10:39Let me go!

00:10:40Let me go!

00:10:41Let me go!

00:10:42Let me go!

00:10:43Let me go!

00:10:44Let me go!

00:10:45Let me go!

00:10:46Let me go!

00:10:47Let me go!

00:10:48Let me go!

00:10:49I'm so excited like you, sweetheart.

00:10:50Don't be so proud.

00:10:51Don't be so proud.

00:10:52Don't be so proud!

00:10:53I like screaming to people.

00:10:54Oh, fuck.

00:10:55You're on the floor, like, rolling around and shit.

00:10:56Oh, jeez.

00:10:57You called the captain the n-word.

00:10:58They called the captain the n-word?

00:10:59Yeah, he was very upset.

00:11:00Really?

00:11:01Luckily we were in first class.

00:11:02Oh, jeez.

00:11:03Jesus Christ, but I think you have a fucking drug problem.

00:11:05With lutes.

00:11:07With lutes.

00:11:08With lutes.

00:11:09They rubbed my ass.

00:11:10Don't worry about it.

00:11:11Okay?

00:11:12Thank God.

00:11:13Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy?

00:11:17This is bad.

00:11:18When things are against my chest, I can't breathe.

00:11:20Come on, do something to calm me down, please.

00:11:22Okay, shut the fuck up.

00:11:23Just shut the fuck up.

00:11:24Okay, shh, shh.

00:11:26That's good.

00:11:27Go to sleep.

00:11:28A little bit harder, buddy.

00:11:29You're all right.

00:11:30We all love you.

00:11:31Shut the fuck up.

00:11:32We all love you.

00:11:33We all love you.

00:11:34Shut the fuck up.

00:11:40Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.

00:11:46Really?

00:11:50Woo!

00:11:51Hey, Donny.

00:11:52Yeah?

00:11:53When we get up there, try not to act like yourself, okay?

00:11:54Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donny's owner, alright?

00:11:56What are you fucking coming to me for?

00:11:57Hey, listen, the only reason you're sitting this limo and not a Swiss jail is because of

00:12:00my friend, okay?

00:12:01Ilfa!

00:12:03We're here.

00:12:04We're here.

00:12:05We're here.

00:12:06We're here.

00:12:07I'm gonna calm down.

00:12:08Come on.

00:12:09Jordan Belfort.

00:12:10At last.

00:12:11Nicholas has told me so much about you.

00:12:12Jordan.

00:12:13Jean-Jacques Sorel.

00:12:14Pleasure to make you a queen.

00:12:15Nice to meet you.

00:12:16It's a joke.

00:12:17It's a joke.

00:12:18It's a joke.

00:12:19It's a joke.

00:12:20It's a joke.

00:12:21It's a joke.

00:12:22It's a joke.

00:12:23You don't understand when you're in the fucking city.

00:12:24You need a bigger couch.

00:12:25For guests.

00:12:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:27I don't understand.

00:12:28I'm sorry.

00:12:29I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.

00:12:30Uh, wait.

00:12:31Yes.

00:12:32Excusez-moi, Jordan.

00:12:33Swiss costume requires ten minutes of blah, blah, blah.

00:12:36Chit-chat.

00:12:37Yeah.

00:12:38Chit-chat.

00:12:40Before business can be discussed.

00:12:41Yeah.

00:12:42Of course.

00:12:47Let's get down to it.

00:12:48What would you like to know?

00:12:50Under what circumstances would you be obligated to cooperate with an FBI or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?

00:12:59Ça dépend.

00:13:01Ça dépend.

00:13:03Oui.

00:13:04Ça dépend on what exactly?

00:13:07Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the coming months.

00:13:11So check if tanks were rolling down the Rue de la Croix, huh?

00:13:15Oui.

00:13:16Rue de la Croix.

00:13:17Ah, Croix.

00:13:18Croix.

00:13:19Not Croix.

00:13:20No, not Rue de la Croix.

00:13:21Croix.

00:13:22See, this is what I used to do back in law school.

00:13:23Champagne, champagne, champagne.

00:13:24Yeah.

00:13:25Yeah, yeah.

00:13:26French fries.

00:13:27Bon fruit.

00:13:28And that kind of stuff.

00:13:30That's fine.

00:13:31What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?

00:13:39I understand perfectly, you American shit.

00:13:44The only way the Banque Real de Genève would cooperate with a foreign legal party is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland.

00:13:54But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your, um, practices.

00:13:59Hmm.

00:14:00From a financial standpoint, you are now in heaven.

00:14:04See, I told you he was fantastic, right?

00:14:07If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a sapino, it would become, um, papier toilette.

00:14:14We would wipe our ass with it.

00:14:17Unless, of course, it was an investigation into stock fraud, which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct, then there would have to be cooperation on your part, if I'm not mistaken.

00:14:30Yes.

00:14:31Yes, we would.

00:14:32Mm-hmm.

00:14:33Assuming the account is under your name.

00:14:37If it were another name, a friend, a camarade.

00:14:43Cousin?

00:14:44Cousin, absolutely not.

00:14:46Relative.

00:14:47Yeah.

00:14:48Hmm.

00:14:49Was that yodeling I just heard, or did you just say what I thought you said?

00:14:58Yes.

00:14:59Yes.

00:15:00He's telling me to use a fucking rat hole.

00:15:03But a U.S. rat hole would never get into Switzerland with all that money.

00:15:07What I needed was a rat hole with a European passport.

00:15:11One more person now.

00:15:12Hey!

00:15:13Jordan!

00:15:14Hey!

00:15:15How's my favorite aunt, huh?

00:15:16Welcome.

00:15:17Was the traffic terrible?

00:15:18Oh, no.

00:15:19Not at all.

00:15:20Oh, no.

00:15:21Yeah!

00:15:22Yeah!

00:15:23Yeah!

00:15:24Yeah!

00:15:25Yeah!

00:15:26Yeah!

00:15:27Yeah!

00:15:28Yeah!

00:15:29Yeah!

00:15:30Come on out!

00:15:31Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.

00:15:32Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss.

00:15:36Money talks and bullshit takes the bus.

00:15:39How do you say rat hole in British?

00:15:41Whatsoever.

00:15:42If you get into any trouble whatsoever, I'll come forth immediately.

00:15:45I'll say that I duped you.

00:15:46That I promised.

00:15:47Risky is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?

00:15:51Sometimes I wonder if you let money get the best of you, my love.

00:16:00Among other substances.

00:16:04Oh.

00:16:05Is that obvious, huh?

00:16:10It's chilly, darling.

00:16:11You're sweating bullets.

00:16:13What can I say?

00:16:17I'm a drug addict.

00:16:20I really am.

00:16:22I mean, cocaine, pills, whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.

00:16:27That's the truth.

00:16:29I mean, I'm a sex addict, too.

00:16:33Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.

00:16:36Jesus, why am I telling you all this?

00:16:39I'm sorry.

00:16:41Because I'm very easy to talk to.

00:16:44You are.

00:16:45You are easy to talk to.

00:16:47I suppose it's just my job, you know?

00:16:52All these people dependent on me.

00:16:54Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know?

00:16:57Sometimes I feel like I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know?

00:17:02You're a man with large appetites.

00:17:05Yeah.

00:17:08Is she fucking hitting on me?

00:17:10Yeah.

00:17:11Yeah, I am.

00:17:15I suppose I put that on myself, though, right?

00:17:18On my decision.

00:17:20It's just hard to...

00:17:22Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?

00:17:26You know, to...

00:17:28Learn to relax and let go and...

00:17:32To release the tension?

00:17:34Yeah.

00:17:35I suppose we, uh...

00:17:36We all just need to learn, uh...

00:17:37Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know?

00:17:40Is he fucking hitting on me?

00:17:41Is he fucking hitting on me?

00:17:57Anything hitting on me?

00:18:05Stability, dear. Family.

00:18:15You take care of my niece, my love.

00:18:17I'll take care of everything over here.

00:18:20Deal.

00:18:24Hold on!

00:18:27Whoa!

00:18:29We had literally a fuckload of money.

00:18:32Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.

00:18:35So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?

00:18:39You're making me so fucking tight.

00:18:41Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer, spent his winters in the south of France,

00:18:46which is where he met his wife Chantal, a stripper of Slovenian origin,

00:18:51born in, of all places, Switzerland.

00:18:58Well, this is fucked.

00:19:01Oh, no shit.

00:19:06Like this will take her like 50 trips.

00:19:08Let me ask you something. What about her family? Right?

00:19:09I mean, they all got Swiss passports, right?

00:19:10I mean, she's got parents, she's got a brother, right?

00:19:11Brother's got a wife.

00:19:12That's five fucking people. Six, seven trips. Boom. Right?

00:19:13They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her. They'll do it.

00:19:14You can do that.

00:19:15At least I have a family of crook-nosed fuck.

00:19:17Hey, hey, uh, uh, don't forget about my money.

00:19:21I'm sorry, what's that?

00:19:22Hey, I forgot to tell you he's got some, he's got some money.

00:19:23My money.

00:19:24They got a couple mil coming in like a week.

00:19:25Yeah.

00:19:26And when he gets in, I'll give you a call. You come pick it up.

00:19:30You give me a call.

00:19:31No fuck.

00:19:32Hey, hey, uh, don't forget about my money.

00:19:36I'm sorry, what's that?

00:19:37Hey, I forgot to tell you he's got some money.

00:19:40My money.

00:19:41We got a couple mil coming in like a week.

00:19:43Yeah.

00:19:44And when it gets in, I'll give you a call.

00:19:45You come pick it up.

00:19:49You give me a call?

00:19:52When it gets here, I'll give you a call,

00:19:54and you'll come pick it up.

00:19:55Well, we don't fucking work for you, man.

00:19:57Shh, shh, shh, shh.

00:19:58Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits.

00:20:01Okay, technically, you didn't work for me.

00:20:06Yeah, John, we're gonna need to talk.

00:20:07If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now,

00:20:09I ain't going to him, okay?

00:20:10I'm not a fucking schwarzer.

00:20:11I don't do fucking pickups, all right?

00:20:13No, listen to me.

00:20:13We meet someplace that I fucking say,

00:20:15and you tell that fucking piece of shit he comes correct.

00:20:18I will.

00:20:18He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up.

00:20:20I swear to God, I'm gonna mash that douchebag's teeth.

00:20:22I'm just fucking...

00:20:22Who's fucking cheating?

00:20:24Who's fucking cheating?

00:20:25You gonna mash it?

00:20:26I put the money on that fucking table, not you.

00:20:29I'm the reason we are in this whole fucking deal.

00:20:30I got a gun, you fucking idiot.

00:20:32Fuck his gun.

00:20:32I'm gonna keep talking.

00:20:33I'm gonna keep that money here.

00:20:34You know what?

00:20:34You're a fucking pill dealer.

00:20:35I got five more just like you, bro.

00:20:38I'm gonna keep talking, you fucking piece of shit.

00:20:39You know what else?

00:20:40You dress like shit, so fuck you.

00:20:43Fucking mother...

00:20:43Oh, jeez.

00:20:44How about that, faggot?

00:20:45Who's a faggot?

00:20:46You okay?

00:20:48Hey, pal.

00:20:48I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun.

00:20:51The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.

00:20:54Two million in cash in her carry-on, which in the big picture was a drop in the Swiss

00:20:58bucket.

00:20:59Aww.

00:21:00Because the following month, over the course of six round trips, Chantal's family and

00:21:05friends smuggled in over 20 million in cash without even a hiccup.

00:21:09And by the way, I have some more.

00:21:16Really?

00:21:17Oh, thank you.

00:21:18And yours.

00:21:19Welcome.

00:21:20Welcome.

00:21:21And yeah, like four bags of it.

00:21:23Whoa.

00:21:24Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian?

00:21:27Slovenian.

00:21:28Slovenian?

00:21:29Who cares?

00:21:30You're blonde.

00:21:31Stop.

00:21:39Slovenian.

00:21:40Come up in my pocket.

00:21:41Got a 7-inch.

00:21:42You're fuckin' on the high side.

00:21:44Got a halfway power driver.

00:21:46No one left to use it.

00:21:47Supercharged, you're the flatterer.

00:21:53Shit.

00:21:54Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot.

00:21:56I can't.

00:21:57I can't close the briefcase.

00:22:00One fucking day, one fucking day, you couldn't keep it together.

00:22:03I was fucked up, right?

00:22:05You're fucking kidding.

00:22:06Fucked up.

00:22:09It's a joke.

00:22:13It's a joke.

00:22:14I'm sober.

00:22:15Jesus fucking Christ.

00:22:16It's a fucking joke.

00:22:17Are you fucking stupid?

00:22:18I'm not stupid.

00:22:19I'm fucking driving you like a fucking maniac.

00:22:21You know the attention that that fucking draws.

00:22:22You know what?

00:22:23I'm not stupid.

00:22:24I'm smart.

00:22:25You're smart?

00:22:26I make million dollar deals with smart, important people.

00:22:29Unlike you.

00:22:30Unlike you.

00:22:31People who don't sucker punch people when they're scared.

00:22:33Okay?

00:22:34I'm scared.

00:22:35And by the way, I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.

00:22:37What apology?

00:22:38I check my fucking messages every day when I come home from work.

00:22:41My answering machine, zero.

00:22:42I got a blinking light because I don't have shit from you.

00:22:44You know what?

00:22:45You got a big fucking mouth.

00:22:46I got my wife checking the messages every 45 minutes, calling the office saying,

00:22:49has Brad apologized yet?

00:22:50Is there an apology message on the machine?

00:22:52I don't have jack shit.

00:22:53You know what?

00:22:54That's not how you treat people.

00:22:55You got a big fucking mouth.

00:22:56You know what?

00:22:57I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.

00:22:58Just give me the case.

00:22:59Oh!

00:23:00You're gonna give me a pass?

00:23:01Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.

00:23:02Oh my gosh.

00:23:03The emperor of Foxville came down from Foxville to give me a pass.

00:23:06Hey, what are the citizens of Foxville doing today when the emperor's gone?

00:23:10Is it mayhem?

00:23:11Are people looting and raping?

00:23:13What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?

00:23:17Hey, you back the fuck up.

00:23:18I'll fucking see that I've ever caused in my life if you come at me again.

00:23:24Just fuck you.

00:23:25You know what?

00:23:26I got...

00:23:27I don't want to be out of line or anything, but I think you, like, like me.

00:23:30Like, you...

00:23:31Like, when you come at me, you look at me.

00:23:33What the matter with you?

00:23:34What the fuck?

00:23:35I just noticed.

00:23:36You have, like, a fucking, like...

00:23:38Like a twinkle.

00:23:39You have, like, a twinkle.

00:23:40Did you try and kiss me, bro?

00:23:41Jesus fucking Christ.

00:23:42Did you try and kiss me?

00:23:43I have, like, a...

00:23:44I don't know.

00:23:45Listen, it's not a homophobic thing.

00:23:46All right.

00:23:47You're just not the one for me, pal.

00:23:48Okay.

00:23:49You know what I mean?

00:23:50It's not about that for me, you know?

00:23:51You understand?

00:23:52I've heard enough, please.

00:23:53Benny, give me the fucking case, okay?

00:23:54I'm gonna give you the case.

00:23:55Give me the case.

00:23:56You gotta do me one favor.

00:23:57What's that?

00:23:58You gotta take this case.

00:23:59You gotta drive straight home.

00:24:00I need you to open up the briefcase.

00:24:02I need you to take out every single dollar.

00:24:04Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase.

00:24:06And once you have it all neatly organized outside of the briefcase,

00:24:09I need you to take it,

00:24:10I need you to shove it right up your wife's Latvian cunt.

00:24:13You understand?

00:24:14My fucking wife.

00:24:15Just fucking chill.

00:24:16Just fucking chill, bro.

00:24:17Motherfucking piece of shit.

00:24:18How about now?

00:24:19Motherfucker!

00:24:22Motherfucker!

00:24:23You're fucking dead!

00:24:24Don't move!

00:24:25I will blow you the fuck away!

00:24:26I will blow you the fuck away!

00:24:27I will blow you the fuck away!

00:24:28Drop the case!

00:24:29Put your hands in the air!

00:24:30Get the help!

00:24:31Hey!

00:24:32Get down on your knees!

00:24:33Shut up!

00:24:34Get down on your knees!

00:24:35Motherfucker!

00:24:36Motherfucker!

00:24:37Motherfucker!

00:24:39I got everything!

00:24:40Motherfucker!

00:24:41I got everything!

00:24:42I got everything!

00:24:43I got everything!

00:24:44I got everything!

00:24:45I got everything!

00:24:46I got everything!

00:24:47I got everything!

00:24:48It's Jordan!

00:24:49Do I have a surprise for you?

00:24:51What's that?

00:24:52Twenty wheel lemons.

00:24:53A retired pharmacist's client of mine.

00:24:56They've been in the safe for fifteen years.

00:24:57Are you fucking kidding me?

00:24:58Lemons?

00:24:59They're gonna knock us out of fucking hands.

00:25:02When it comes to quaaludes, the Lemon 714 was the holy grail.

00:25:07Can you believe it? I thought they were like a myth.

00:25:09Three times as powerful as anything available today.

00:25:12Look at these babies.

00:25:13Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate.

00:25:16He said he was saving these for a special occasion, like a birthday or being clap-free.

00:25:20Or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.

00:25:23So that night, I cleared my schedule and I rid my body of anything that could fuck with my high.

00:25:32It was celebration time.

00:25:35Okay, let's start off with one. See how it goes.

00:25:38My guy says all we need is one.

00:25:42Salute. Cheers.

00:25:44Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down.

00:25:49Tim! Tim! You gotta get out of here!

00:25:51I think I got it figured out.

00:25:53It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down.

00:25:57Okay.

00:26:07Feel anything?

00:26:11No.

00:26:15Been 35 minutes.

00:26:16Hmm.

00:26:17Maybe we built up a tolerance after all these years, huh?

00:26:21Hmm.

00:26:23This is bullshit!

00:26:24My metabolism is pumping.

00:26:25I can't feel shit!

00:26:26They're old.

00:26:27Think they lost their potency?

00:26:28Huh?

00:26:29Check the bomb!

00:26:30January 81.

00:26:31They're fucking duds.

00:26:32Fuck.

00:26:33Let's take two more each.

00:26:34Here.

00:26:35Jordan!

00:26:36What are you two retards doing?

00:26:37Yeah.

00:26:38Oh!

00:26:39Oh!

00:26:40Maybe!

00:26:41What are you two retards doing?

00:26:42You think they lost their potency?

00:26:44Huh?

00:26:45Check the bomb!

00:26:49January 81.

00:26:51They're fucking duds.

00:26:52Fuck.

00:26:53Let's take, uh...

00:26:54Let's take two more each.

00:26:55Here.

00:26:57Jordan!

00:26:59Yeah, babe?

00:27:03What are you two retards doing?

00:27:05We're working out, honey.

00:27:07We're both details on the phone.

00:27:09Okay.

00:27:10Okay?

00:27:11Hey, Bo, what's going on?

00:27:13Jordan, listen to me clearly.

00:27:15I cannot talk to you on this phone.

00:27:17I have to talk to you.

00:27:18Get out of here.

00:27:19What's going on?

00:27:20Listen to me leave the fucking house, Jordan,

00:27:23and then call me from a payphone.

00:27:25This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.

00:27:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:29Shit.

00:27:30Listen, what do you say?

00:27:31I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:27:32I gotta go!

00:27:33Is everything okay, Jordan?

00:27:41The closest payphone I could get to was at the Brookville Country Club.

00:27:49It was a real wasp stronghold, just a mile down the road from my house.

00:27:54Hey, Bo, what's up?

00:27:55It's me.

00:27:56What's going on?

00:27:57I'm gonna pay for him.

00:27:58What's going on?

00:27:59Listen to me carefully, please.

00:28:00Your little friend there, Brad, your little buddy, he's in jail.

00:28:01What the fuck's he in jail for?

00:28:02What'd he do?

00:28:03I don't know what he did.

00:28:04My friends in Long Island told me he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall.

00:28:05He got locked up by...

00:28:06Wait, wait, did you say a shopping mall?

00:28:07Yeah, yeah.

00:28:08He was with Donny.

00:28:09He was supposed to deliver some money to that fucking fat piece of shit.

00:28:10I'm gonna go fucking talk to him right now.

00:28:11Listen to me.

00:28:12Listen to me.

00:28:13Don't go.

00:28:14Listen to me.

00:28:15That guy Denim, that FBI agent guy, somebody told me he's got your own shit.

00:28:16He's got your own shit.

00:28:17I'm not going to go.

00:28:18You're not going to go.

00:28:19I'm not going to go.

00:28:20I'm not going to go.

00:28:21I'm not going to go.

00:28:22I'm not going to go.

00:28:23I'm not going to go.

00:28:24I'm going to go.

00:28:25I'm not going to go.

00:28:26This is shit.

00:28:27I'm going to go fucking talk to him right now.

00:28:28Listen to me.

00:28:29Don't go.

00:28:30Listen to me.

00:28:31That guy Denim, that FBI agent guy, somebody told me he's got your phones tapped, your office

00:28:35and your home.

00:28:36Don't talk on the motherfucking phone.

00:28:38Fuck.

00:28:39I got it.

00:28:40I got it.

00:28:41I got it.

00:28:42I got it.

00:28:43Jordan.

00:28:44You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you?

00:28:46No.

00:28:47I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.

00:28:48You think I'm that fucking stupid?

00:28:49No.

00:28:50What the fuck are you saying?

00:28:51I can't understand.

00:28:52Say that again.

00:28:53I said I want to take him on my desk ride.

00:28:56What the fuck are you saying?

00:28:59I said...

00:29:00Are you fucking high?

00:29:01I didn't care no more.

00:29:02I didn't take him on FBI.

00:29:04Jordan.

00:29:05Are you fucking high?

00:29:07Jordan.

00:29:08Do me a favor.

00:29:09Stay where you are.

00:29:10Don't get behind the wheel of the car.

00:29:11I'm going to sit around and pick you up.

00:29:13Jordan.

00:29:14Jordan.

00:29:15After 15 years in storage, the Lemons had developed a delayed fuse.

00:29:19It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in, but one day they were

00:29:23once they did, pow.

00:29:24I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase.

00:29:29Tell me where you are.

00:29:30Don't fucking...

00:29:31These little bastards were so strong, I discovered a whole new phase.

00:29:35The cerebral palsy phase.

00:29:38Come on, stand up.

00:29:42Okay.

00:29:43Walking's out.

00:29:44All right, think.

00:29:45Think.

00:29:46What else is there?

00:29:47Yes.

00:29:48I can crawl.

00:29:49I can crawl like Skylar.

00:29:51I can crawl.

00:29:52Yes.

00:29:53I can crawl.

00:29:54I can crawl like Skylar.

00:29:56You couldn't crawl.

00:29:57My не crazy.

00:29:58I don't know why.

00:29:59But to be straight, they're going to walk over in a row or walk.

00:30:01Fuck!

00:30:28The kid makes it look so goddamn easy.

00:30:31Think, you motherfucker, think.

00:30:39Yes!

00:30:40I got it.

00:30:41I've got it!

00:30:42I can roll.

00:30:43I can roll!

00:30:44I can roll.

00:30:45I can roll!

00:30:46I can roll.

00:30:56I can roll.

00:31:04I can roll.

00:31:12I can roll.

00:31:19I can roll.

00:31:29I can roll.

00:31:37I can roll.

00:31:45I can roll.

00:31:53I can roll.

00:32:01I can roll.

00:32:09I can roll.

00:32:17I can roll.

00:32:18I can roll.

00:32:19I can roll.

00:32:20I can roll.

00:32:21I can roll.

00:32:22I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

00:32:23Look, you need to get home.

00:32:24Donnie is out of control.

00:32:25He's on the other line with some Swiss guy.

00:32:27I don't know where you're...

00:32:29I can roll.

00:32:30Get him on the road!

00:32:31I can't understand you.

00:32:34Get him on the road!

00:32:38What the fuck you're saying, Jordan?

00:32:39Can you just get home?

00:32:40Hurry!

00:32:41Hurry!

00:32:50I was less than a mile from home.

00:32:53I drove as slow as I fucking could.

00:32:55I'd seen Jello move faster.

00:32:57I am gonna give you two million.

00:33:00I am gonna be late.

00:33:03You ate two million?

00:33:05Later.

00:33:07Get off the phone.

00:33:08Get off the fucking phone, idiot.

00:33:10Get out of the way!

00:33:13Hello?

00:33:14It's late, eh?

00:33:15It's late.

00:33:16You hate two million?

00:33:17No, you don't hate two million, Donnie.

00:33:19By some miracle, I made it home alive.

00:33:24Not a scratch on me or the car.

00:33:26Jordan?

00:33:27Jesus fucking Christ.

00:33:28What's the take?

00:33:29What's wrong with you?

00:33:30Jordan!

00:33:31It's fucking good, right?

00:33:32You fucked up!

00:33:33What are you saying?

00:33:34What are you saying?

00:33:35Get him out of the phone!

00:33:36You fucked up!

00:33:37What are you saying?

00:33:38Get him out of the phone!

00:33:39You fucked up!

00:33:40What the fuck, Jordan?

00:33:44Your daughter's in the house!

00:33:57I hope you know that.

00:33:58Your fucking daughter's in the house.

00:33:59It's real fucking funny, Ratio.

00:34:01Get out! Get through a fucking funny stuff!

00:34:03Get off the door!

00:34:05Fuck!

00:34:06Jesus Christ!

00:34:08Get me out!

00:34:12Get me out!

00:34:14Get out of me!

00:34:16You fucking out of me!

00:34:18You fucking out of me!

00:34:22Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, alright?

00:34:31Get out of me! Get out of me!

00:34:33I know what you did!

00:34:36You piece of shit!

00:34:38What? What?

00:34:39Brad, man!

00:34:41Huh?

00:34:42Brad, you!

00:34:44Brad!

00:34:46You fucking...

00:34:48I can break your face!

00:34:52What did you do?

00:34:54You piece of shit!

00:34:56Fuck you!

00:34:58I'll fucking kill you!

00:35:00I'll fucking kill you!

00:35:02I'll fucking kill you!

00:35:05I gotcha!

00:35:07Shut up!

00:35:09Arg!

00:35:19You...

00:35:20You...

00:35:21You...

00:35:22You...

00:35:23You...

00:35:24You...

00:35:25You...

00:35:26You...

00:35:27You...

00:35:29What the fuck happened?

00:35:32Oh, shit.

00:35:34Jordan?

00:35:35Jordan, are you all right?

00:35:36Donny?

00:35:37Donny?

00:35:38Donny?

00:35:39Jordan, he's not breathing.

00:35:40Fuck, I don't know what to do.

00:35:42Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do.

00:35:44I can't help him.

00:35:45Oh, my God.

00:35:46Jordan.

00:35:47Oh, my God.

00:35:48I think he's choking.

00:35:49Jordan.

00:35:50Do something.

00:35:51Baby, I got you.

00:35:52He's not breathing, Jordan.

00:35:54You gotta do something.

00:35:56Oh, shit.

00:35:57Oh, my God.

00:35:58Oh, my God.

00:35:59I got you.

00:36:01I got you.

00:36:19Oh, suicide.

00:36:22Oh, God.

00:36:24Oh, God.

00:36:25Oh, God.

00:36:26Come on.

00:36:27Come on.

00:36:28Come on.

00:36:29Come on.

00:36:30Come on.

00:36:31Jordan, he's not breathing.

00:36:32You gotta do something.

00:36:33Jordan, he's a father.

00:36:34He's got fucking kids.

00:36:35Do something.

00:36:36Yeah.

00:36:37Yeah.

00:36:38Yeah.

00:36:39Yeah.

00:36:43Yeah.

00:36:44The all time campus of chattingham.

00:36:46Yeah.

00:36:47Yeah.

00:36:48Yeah.

00:36:49Yeah.

00:36:50Yeah.

00:36:51Yeah.

00:36:52Go on.

00:36:53Oh, God.

00:36:54You're going to get over here.

00:36:55All 9-1-1.

00:36:56Rockwell, you gotta get over here.

00:36:58Call the ambulance.

00:36:59Get over here. Call 911.

00:37:12He's all right. He's all right.

00:37:26Mr. Belford.

00:37:29Mr. Belford.

00:37:35Get the fuck out of here.

00:37:37Sir, we need to ask you some questions.

00:37:41Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.

00:37:43Come on, get up.

00:37:45Get the fuck out of my house.

00:37:47Let's go. Come on. Get up.

00:37:49I've been here all night. I've been sitting here all night.

00:37:51What the fuck are you talking about?

00:37:53Wait a minute. Where are you taking him?

00:37:54Where the fuck are you taking him?

00:37:56Where are you taking him?

00:37:57You ain't got no warrant.

00:37:58Just come up in people's house like that.

00:38:00Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belford?

00:38:04Well?

00:38:08Wow.

00:38:10Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.

00:38:24Did you drive the car tonight?

00:38:39Yeah.

00:38:40Yeah? Right.

00:38:41tonight yeah yeah right family man family man honey it was a miracle i wasn't killed

00:38:51well you know that i didn't kill anybody else the cops took me in for questioning but they

00:38:57couldn't charge me they had no proof i was even behind the wheel meanwhile brad did three months

00:39:02in jail for contempt because he wouldn't rat donnie out the result i was scot-free but i had

00:39:09eyes on me like never before you're a lucky man jordan you're lucky to be alive let alone not in

00:39:15jail i don't believe in luck right but it's time please let me call the sec and cut a deal

00:39:22before your luck runs out hey hey sweetie

00:39:33what kind of terms would you be talking about if i uh i don't know you know you plead guilty to a

00:39:38handful of securities violations stock manipulation high pressure sales tactics ticky-tack

00:39:45shit like that you know pay a couple million dollars in fines and exchange the secc

00:39:50fucks off till the end of time stratton what happened is it stratton i mean there's no way i

00:39:59mean you got to walk away right let donnie be in charge right donnie now the fbi is another animal

00:40:06completely they'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing however with you stepping

00:40:10down voluntarily my guess is that your best friend agent denham will be standing around with his dick

00:40:15in his hand jordan what what do you have to think about you you you beat them you won god knows you

00:40:24never have to work again what are you gonna do spend the rest of your life in jail is that what you

00:40:28want no no okay okay you got all the money in the world you need everybody else's money of course not

00:40:34well you know i built it i know you built it you built it so now preserve it

00:40:50you know five years ago when i started stratton oakmont with donnie azoff i knew the day would

00:41:17eventually come where i'd have to be moving on and it's truly with a heavy heart that i'm i'm here

00:41:24to say that that that day is finally here

00:41:34i want to i want to thank you all for your years of loyalty and admiration but uh the point is this

00:41:41is under donnie's leadership along with nikki koskoff and robbie feinberg moving into key management

00:41:48positions this place really is it's going to be better than ever that i promise you okay

00:41:59this is ellis island here people okay who you are where you're from whether your relatives came over on

00:42:05or from the fucking mayflower or an inner tube from haiti this right here is the land of opportunity

00:42:11stratton oakmont is america

00:42:17all of you know kimmy beltzer right yes we do

00:42:21fuck you come on what you probably didn't know is kimmy was one of the first brokers here one of

00:42:27stratton's original 20. now most of you met kimmy the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today

00:42:35a woman that wears three thousand dollar imani suits who drives a brand new mercedes-benz

00:42:43a woman who who spends her her winters in the bahamas and her summers in the hamptons

00:42:54that's not the kimmy that i met

00:42:59the kimmy that i met didn't have two nickels to rub together

00:43:02she was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an eight-year-old son

00:43:09okay she was three months behind on her rent

00:43:13and when she came to me and asked me for a job

00:43:15she asked for a five thousand dollar advance just just so she could pay his son's tuition

00:43:27what'd i do kimmy go and tell me

00:43:29you wrote me a check for twenty five thousand dollars

00:43:37that's right

00:43:38and you know why that is

00:43:49it's because i believed in you

00:43:53it's because i believed in you kimmy

00:43:54just like i believe in each and every one of you here today

00:44:00i fucking love you jordan

00:44:01i fucking love you

00:44:02i fucking love you i love you

00:44:04i fucking love you too

00:44:05i fucking love you too

00:44:10and i love all of you

00:44:12i love all of you from the bottom of my heart

00:44:16i mean that

00:44:17it's a shame you know because

00:44:31for years i've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer right you know to

00:44:36to keep pushing to never hang up the phone until you get what you want because you all deserve it

00:44:46you know this fucking deal that i'm about to sign

00:44:50borrowing me from the securities industry borrowing me from stratton

00:44:55my home

00:44:59the fuck is that you know i'll tell you what it is it's it's

00:45:04it's it's me taking no for an answer you know

00:45:10it's them it's them selling me not the other way around it's

00:45:15it's me being a hypocrite is what it is

00:45:23so

00:45:31you know what

00:45:34i'm not leaving

00:45:41i'm not leaving

00:45:45i'm not fucking leaving

00:45:55the show goes on

00:45:59this is my home they're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball

00:46:03to take me out of here

00:46:07they're gonna need to send in the national guard of

00:46:10fucking swat team

00:46:11because i ain't going no way

00:46:16i'm not going to let you know

00:46:29to go over here

00:46:29and i'm gonna need to get me out of here

00:46:31oh

00:46:36oh

00:46:37oh

00:46:38Yeah.

00:46:49Johnny!

00:46:51Johnny!

00:46:53Johnny!

00:46:55Johnny!

00:46:57Johnny, get back here!

00:46:59Hey!

00:47:01Get him!

00:47:03Get him!

00:47:05Get him, get him!

00:47:07What is this, Rama the Jungle, for Christ's sake?

00:47:13Howdy, D. Mazel tov, you Irishman.

00:47:16Jordan Delfort just welched on his deal with the SEC.

00:47:19He is back in the ocean.

00:47:21Happy hunting.

00:47:22To the rockin'est, home city beat of Inspector Seven.

00:47:28One step beyond.

00:47:31Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey.

00:47:35It was our time to party big.

00:47:37And just as Brad was released from jail, too.

00:47:41I apologized, even offered to pay him for his time in the can.

00:47:45But he said no, that he was out.

00:47:48He didn't want any part of us.

00:47:50Sad thing was, two years later, he was dead.

00:47:55Massive heart attack, 35.

00:47:58Same age Mozart died.

00:48:01Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...

00:48:04Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.

00:48:09Within days, subpoenas started flying.

00:48:12Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it.

00:48:16Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.

00:48:17The United States government wants to get me a subpoena?

00:48:20Here's what we do with subpoenas.

00:48:21It's a straight note mark.

00:48:22Fuck you, USA!

00:48:31Fuck you!

00:48:32Fuck you!

00:48:33Fuck you!

00:48:34Fuck you!

00:48:35Fuck you!

00:48:36Fuck you!

00:48:37Fuck you!

00:48:38Fuck you!

00:48:39Fuck you!

00:48:40Fuck you!

00:48:43Jordan.

00:48:45Belfort.

00:48:45Olden.

00:48:46That's a nice name.

00:48:48Thank you very much for that.

00:48:49What kind of name is that?

00:48:50That is my name.

00:48:51I do not recall that.

00:48:53I do not recall that, okay?

00:48:55Mr. Minh, thank you for coming in today.

00:48:58Are you going to finish the rest of that Danish?

00:49:00Can I have that Danish?

00:49:00They interrogated everybody.

00:49:02I had a low blood sugar, thyroid thing, thank you.

00:49:04It went on for months.

00:49:05It was a total fucking harassment.

00:49:07But not a single Stratonite cracked.

00:49:12Gladys Carrera?

00:49:14Doesn't ring a bell.

00:49:15Sorry, I have no recommendation of that.

00:49:17No.

00:49:18No.

00:49:19No idea.

00:49:19I don't recall that transaction.

00:49:21Do you guys have any milk?

00:49:23Absolutely not.

00:49:25Francis Ortiz, you called so many times, I just thought you might remember that.

00:49:28I didn't either, right?

00:49:29Okay.

00:49:29Would you remember any of those?

00:49:30I do not recall any of that.

00:49:32This Abdul Hakiki?

00:49:33I do not recall.

00:49:33No, I don't recall.

00:49:34I do not recall.

00:49:35It was a long phone call.

00:49:36I just wondered if you have any memory of that.

00:49:38Okay.

00:49:39You know, we've talked to several of the employees at this firm, and nobody can recall anything

00:49:43about the Steve Madden IPO.

00:49:44It's...

00:49:45I think it's odd.

00:49:46Do you recall...

00:49:49Carter's Corporation?

00:49:51Mmm.

00:49:52You do recall it?

00:49:53No, I don't recall that at all.

00:49:55Excuse me.

00:49:56I have to ask.

00:49:57Is that your real hair?

00:49:59Are you going to say anything about that?

00:50:01Are you going to comment on my hair?

00:50:02Is that how we're doing?

00:50:03Is this personal questions?

00:50:04I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that.

00:50:06Can I get you anything else, Jeff?

00:50:11Yes.

00:50:12So you're not, I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes,

00:50:16please.

00:50:17We were specifically advised not to leave the country.

00:50:21So, we took our wives to Italy.

00:50:23We figured we were safer working from overseas, giving orders to Rugrat.

00:50:27Nobody could arrest us, and nobody could prove I was still running Stratton from a yacht.

00:50:31Hey, Rugrat.

00:50:33Oh.

00:50:33Bonjour, you bald-headed eagle.

00:50:35How you doing?

00:50:36Donnie, Donnie, listen.

00:50:37We have a problem, okay?

00:50:38Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares.

00:50:42Oh.

00:50:42What are you saying?

00:50:43Who told you that?

00:50:44What's going on?

00:50:44He's doing it, Donnie.

00:50:45He's saying Steve Madden's unloading shares.

00:50:48Who told you that?

00:50:49It's bullshit.

00:50:50You're not goddamn a fool.

00:50:50Don't just listen.

00:50:51Don't listen.

00:50:52What's going on?

00:50:52You don't know what he's talking about.

00:50:53Jordan, Jordan, look, I'm watching the screen, and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being

00:50:58sold, okay?

00:50:58It's not coming from us, so it's got to be Steve.

00:51:01He's the only person with that many shares.

00:51:02Donnie, call me back, all right?

00:51:04Donnie, your little friend is trying to fuck me.

00:51:06You know that?

00:51:06Your little friend is trying to fuck me, right?

00:51:08Get him on the phone now!

00:51:09We don't know anything yet, unless I'll jump to conclusions.

00:51:11Even though I own 85% of Steve cocksucking motherfucking Madden shoes, the shares win his

00:51:17fucking name.

00:51:19This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds, and he was trying to take advantage.

00:51:22Stevie, come on, talk to me, man.

00:51:23How do you want to play this?

00:51:24I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now and have them start selling Steve

00:51:28Madden, we're going to drive that fucking price down.

00:51:29You hear me?

00:51:30Shut the fuck up.

00:51:31This is your fucking friend from high school.

00:51:33Now, don't fucking prick me.

00:51:34If you're going to fuck with me, you're going to turn his entire company into a penny stock.

00:51:37You hear me?

00:51:38You got it?

00:51:38Yes, yes, I got it.

00:51:39All right, let's just have to jump to conclusions before we know what's going on.

00:51:42Captain Ted!

00:51:44Captain Ted!

00:51:45Hang on your boots!

00:51:47Everybody hang on!

00:51:47Turn the phone around!

00:51:48We're going home!

00:51:49Baby!

00:51:54Baby, what happened?

00:51:56Sweetheart, what's going on?

00:52:00Aunt Emma?

00:52:02Just wait.

00:52:04I can't.

00:52:06What's going on?

00:52:07Why are you crying?

00:52:09She's dead.

00:52:10Who is that?

00:52:11I just want to call for my cousin Betty.

00:52:14Yeah?

00:52:14Aunt Emma is dead.

00:52:16Are you fucking kidding me?

00:52:20No.

00:52:21You serious?

00:52:23Oh my God, baby.

00:52:25That's...

00:52:25Oh, fuck.

00:52:27Oh, sweetheart.

00:52:28That's just fucking...

00:52:29Fucking heart attack.

00:52:30Boom!

00:52:31Snap!

00:52:31Gone.

00:52:32Shuffled off her mortal coil.

00:52:33And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.

00:52:37She was fine.

00:52:39Oh, God, baby.

00:52:41Oh, God.

00:52:42That's so fucking terrible.

00:52:44Oh, fuck.

00:52:45It is terrible to you.

00:52:46Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman.

00:52:49My condolences to you.

00:52:50Yes, yes.

00:52:51We're absolutely devastated.

00:52:53Thank you so much for your condolences.

00:52:55Now, where does that leave us in regard to her account exactly?

00:52:58Does it go into probate or what?

00:52:59Not to worry, Jordan.

00:53:00Not to worry.

00:53:01Your aunt, before she died, signed a document naming you as her successor.

00:53:06She did!

00:53:07Oh, fantastic.

00:53:08Well, that's good news.

00:53:10Well, not as of yet.

00:53:12What does that mean, not as of yet?

00:53:14No, what I'm going to say is that it's possible.

00:53:15Of course, it's possible, but you have to do it very quickly.

00:53:17I can't seem to hear you.

00:53:18I must have bad reception.

00:53:20Are you speaking English?

00:53:21Now.

00:53:21Very, now.

00:53:22Fast.

00:53:23Very fast.

00:53:23Fast.

00:53:24I have to get to Switzerland now.

00:53:25Speak English.

00:53:26If I'm going to be killed, I won't be able to do it later.

00:53:27Speak English.

00:53:29Fucking speak English.

00:53:30Oh, hey, hey.

00:53:30Quiet, okay?

00:53:31Take your suit.

00:53:32Take your dick, okay?

00:53:33And move your ass, please.

00:53:34Okay.

00:53:35Bouch ton cul.

00:53:35Okay.

00:53:36Move my ass.

00:53:36Yes.

00:53:37I got to say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers.

00:53:41Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.

00:53:45You're American shit.

00:53:46I just had to get there by tomorrow.

00:53:48We'll lose $20 million.

00:53:50We're going to Monaco!

00:53:53Monaco?

00:53:53Yeah, yeah.

00:53:54Now?

00:53:54Yes, babe.

00:53:55We're going to Monaco so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?

00:53:57But her aunt just died.

00:53:59I realize that, but I have business in Switzerland.

00:54:01I need to go to Switzerland right now.

00:54:02Bottom line.

00:54:03Sorry.

00:54:04Be businessy.

00:54:05We got to get to London.

00:54:07Why?

00:54:08Why?

00:54:10The funeral?

00:54:11Yeah, babe.

00:54:12Babe, look.

00:54:12I love your aunt more than anyone in the entire world.

00:54:16I really did.

00:54:18She's dead now, sweetie.

00:54:20She's dead and she's not going anywhere.

00:54:22She'll still be dead by the time we get to London, okay?

00:54:25Captain Ted.

00:54:26Captain Ted.

00:54:27All right.

00:54:27Look, we're going to Monaco.

00:54:28Monaco now, okay?

00:54:29Monaco, right.

00:54:30We're going to Monaco so then we can drive to Switzerland so they don't stamp our passports,

00:54:33take care of business here.

00:54:34We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight over to London to catch the funeral, be in New York

00:54:38and three fucking business days.

00:54:39That's the fucking plan.

00:54:40I just want to let you know that we might run into some chop.

00:54:42Chop?

00:54:43We could fucking handle chop, right?

00:54:45I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.

00:54:46No, no, no.

00:54:47We're not going anywhere unless he says it's safe, all right?

00:54:49It's safe.

00:54:49Don't worry about the chop.

00:54:51You don't know shit about chop.

00:54:52Oh, really?

00:54:52And you do?

00:54:53You're a fucking expert all the time.

00:54:54I'll chop your fucking credit card in half.

00:54:56How about that?

00:54:57Chop is fine.

00:54:58Trust me.

00:54:58Chop is fine.

00:54:59Is chop fine, Captain Ted?

00:55:02Yeah, I mean, if we take it slow.

00:55:03Yeah, we're going to take it slow.

00:55:05It's a little uncomfortable.

00:55:06Tell them it's safe.

00:55:06It's going to be safe because we'll batten down the hatches

00:55:09and secure the deck

00:55:11and we're looking at a few, maybe a few broken dishes.

00:55:15A few broken dishes?

00:55:17What's a few broken dishes?

00:55:18Does that sound fucking awesome or what?

00:55:19No, not really.

00:55:20All right, we're going to have a fucking good time.

00:55:22Let's go to fucking Monaco now, huh?

00:55:24Let's fucking move.

00:55:25Let's go.

00:55:26You did it, huh?

00:55:31Hold on.

00:55:32What the fuck is going on out of here?

00:55:38The jet skis just went overboard.

00:55:40Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:55:41How do you okay?

00:55:42I love you.

00:55:44The waves are 20 feet high in buildings.

00:55:47Don't know why I was going to be on the fucking way.

00:55:49We can't.

00:55:50Whoa.

00:55:51We'll get broadsided and tip over.

00:55:53I am a master diver.

00:55:55You hear that?

00:55:55I'm a master diver.

00:55:56No one's going to fucking die.

00:55:58I got you, baby.

00:55:59I got you.

00:55:59Trust me, okay?

00:56:00I love you.

00:56:01I love you.

00:56:02Just hold on tight.

00:56:03Okay.

00:56:05Donnie.

00:56:07Hold on, baby.

00:56:09Donnie.

00:56:10Donnie.

00:56:10I don't want to die, Jordan.

00:56:18I did a lot of bad shit.

00:56:19I'm going to hell, Jordan.

00:56:20I fucked up.

00:56:21I fucked up so bad.

00:56:23Get the loons downstairs.

00:56:26What are you saying?

00:56:27Fuck.

00:56:30Get the loons.

00:56:31I can't go down here.

00:56:32It's bloody.

00:56:33It's three feet of water down there.

00:56:34I will not die sober.

00:56:37Get those fucking loons.

00:56:39Okay.

00:56:40Go.

00:56:40Okay.

00:56:44Where's he going?

00:56:45Turn it on, baby.

00:56:45Donnie?

00:56:46You wouldn't be fucking crazy.

00:56:47No, baby, baby.

00:56:48I don't know.

00:57:01Jesus Christ.

00:57:04Come on.

00:57:05Get away from the window.

00:57:07Who's winning?

00:57:08Hey, Nate.

00:57:09I got to send pizza before the God Naomi.

00:57:12We're going nuts.

00:57:13I got him.

00:57:14I got him.

00:57:15Put that in.

00:57:16Don't worry.

00:57:16I'm going to be single.

00:57:17I'm going to be nervous.

00:57:18I'm just trying to fight him.

00:57:19This is a fucking mayday.

00:57:21We need assistance.

00:57:23The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.

00:57:47When the wind...

00:57:50We're going nuts.

00:57:50Gloria.

00:57:51We're going nuts.

00:57:52Let that out.

00:57:52We're going nuts.

00:57:54We're going nuts.

00:57:54Water.

00:57:55We're going nuts.

00:57:57Did you see that?

00:58:07That was the plane I sent to come get us.

00:58:11I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine.

00:58:15Three people killed.

00:58:21You want a sign from God?

00:58:23After all this, I finally got the message.

00:58:27Do you dream of becoming financially independent, but struggle every month just to pay your bills?

00:58:38Would you like to own a home like this one, but can barely afford to pay your rent?

00:58:42My name is Jordan Belfort, and there is no secret to wealth creation.

00:58:46No matter who you are, no matter where you came from, you too can become financially independent in just a matter of months.

00:58:53All you need is a strategy.

00:58:55When I was 24 years old, I made a decision, not just to survive, but to thrive.

00:59:01At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible, but we have the house, and we have a $33,000 profit.

00:59:07I certainly believe now.

00:59:08Think about it for a second.

00:59:09If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's Straight Line Persuasion System seminar, then how do you expect to make any money?

00:59:15If you want to be a millionaire someday, have some guts.

00:59:18Make a decision.

00:59:19Jordan Belfort said it worked for me because I worked hard for it, and if it doesn't work for you, it's because you're lazy and you should get a job at McDonald's.

00:59:26There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom, and there's nobody stopping you from making millions.

00:59:32Don't just sit at home, or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.

00:59:36I changed all these people's lives, and I can change yours, too.

00:59:43So come to my seminar.

00:59:44The life of your dreams is only...

00:59:45Good to see you again, Jordan.

00:59:47You're under arrest.

00:59:48You've got to be joking.

00:59:49You're kidding me now.

00:59:52Hey, get the fuck away from me.

00:59:54Turn that camera off.

00:59:55Hey, don't fucking...

00:59:55I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here, you fucking cocksucker.

00:59:59Fuck you.

01:00:00Turn the fucking camera off.

01:00:01You all got shit on me, you idiot.

01:00:02Go fuck yourself.

01:00:04I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit.

01:00:06Hey, Jordan, let me give you a little legal advice.

01:00:09Shut the fuck up.

01:00:11Fuck you, you fucking prick.

01:00:12I'm making an honest living, you motherfuckers.

01:00:17I clean up my act.

01:00:18I did rehab.

01:00:20I'm a TV personality.

01:00:21I'm sober for two years, and this happens.

01:00:24Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.

01:00:26I'm Swiss.

01:00:27I'm not communist.

01:00:27And guess who the fuck with?

01:00:29Sorrel.

01:00:29You're gonna beat me.

01:00:30Yeah, I know your country.

01:00:31I mean, what are the fucking odds?

01:00:34There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva,

01:00:37and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.

01:00:41I know.

01:00:42I'm so sorry.

01:00:46Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me.

01:00:51It had nothing to fucking do with me.

01:00:52Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing

01:00:56and a guy named Rocky Aoki.

01:00:57You know, the founder of Benny Hanna.

01:01:00Benny Hanna.

01:01:00Benny fucking Hanna.

01:01:03Benny fucking Hanna.

01:01:05Why?

01:01:06Why?

01:01:07Why, God?

01:01:08Why would you be so cruel as to chew the chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?

01:01:15Long story short, Sorrel rats me out.

01:01:18But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantal,

01:01:21who it turns out he'd been fucking every time she went to Switzerland.

01:01:24One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud.

01:01:38Two count securities fraud.

01:01:40One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering.

01:01:4321 counts money laundering.

01:01:46One count obstruction of justice.

01:01:49Bell is set at $10 million.

01:01:50Love you.

01:01:53Yeah.

01:02:06General

01:02:20Ah, fuck. It's good to see you, pal.

01:02:22Hey, Joe. Good to see you.

01:02:24Sit down.

01:02:26Oh, man.

01:02:28How you doing, brother?

01:02:30You know...

01:02:32Shitty, pal.

01:02:34But I'm hanging in there.

01:02:36Hmm.

01:02:38Piece of jewelry. Check that out.

01:02:40Can't leave the house, you know?

01:02:42Starting to get cabin fever already.

01:02:45Fucking Rugrat.

01:02:48That wig-wearing faggot, I can't believe that fucking guy.

01:02:50I want to kill him.

01:02:51Swear to God, I don't want to choke him to death.

01:02:54Irresponsible little prick.

01:02:56I'll tell you one thing.

01:02:58I've never eaten up any hot again.

01:03:02I don't care whose birthday it is.

01:03:06Where's Naomi? How's she doing?

01:03:08Is her in the house there?

01:03:10I can say hi. She probably won't wave back.

01:03:12Naomi! Sweetheart!

01:03:14Hey, babe.

01:03:16What's up her ass? Was she mad at me?

01:03:19No, you know.

01:03:20Probably have to mortgage the house in order to make bail.

01:03:23Probably end up selling the things in order to pay for all the lawyers.

01:03:26It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth.

01:03:30What are you gonna do, right?

01:03:32Anyway, how's Stratton?

01:03:34What's more important?

01:03:36How's morale?

01:03:37You all pissed off because they have to make money legally? No.

01:03:39Jordan.

01:03:40Hmm.

01:03:41I got the founding partners together.

01:03:43I talked to them about everything, and...

01:03:46I got you.

01:03:48What do you mean you got me?

01:03:50The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you.

01:03:54I love you, buddy. You know I'd do it for you, right?

01:03:55I know.

01:03:56You know that, right?

01:03:57I know.

01:03:58I'll fucking kiss you all night.

01:03:59All right, enough.

01:04:00Enough.

01:04:01You want a beer, pal?

01:04:02No, what are you drinking?

01:04:03I got this non-alcoholic shit.

01:04:04What's that?

01:04:05It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.

01:04:07It's a beer?

01:04:08Yeah, with no alcohol.

01:04:09You drink enough. And if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?

01:04:23No, there's no alcohol.

01:04:24That's the fucking point.

01:04:25I'm not a scientist. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

01:04:27I'll get you a beer if you want fucking beer.

01:04:29I don't drink, you remember?

01:04:30I don't drink anymore.

01:04:32You want to go inside and get me?

01:04:35I'll go inside and get me out of here, man.

01:04:37Oh, you want to go inside and blow some lines of bacon powder?

01:04:42Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up.

01:04:45Yeah.

01:04:45I love it.

01:04:46How's being sober?

01:04:48Fucking sucks.

01:04:49Boring, right?

01:04:50I'm so boring.

01:04:51I want to kill myself.

01:04:53There's a term, and we don't like to use it unless circumstances dictate,

01:04:57and I think they do dictate in this case, and the term is Grenada.

01:05:00Have you ever heard of Grenada?

01:05:02No, no, I haven't.

01:05:03Grenada's very interesting because it is a small island nation

01:05:07that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983.

01:05:10It's about 90,000 people.

01:05:13And essentially it means is this case is unlosable, okay?

01:05:19So, you know, we can come in, we can have our dick hanging out of our pants.

01:05:22Nobody gives a fuck.

01:05:24I'm going to win.

01:05:25You, sir, are what's known as a Grenada.

01:05:33You're looking at real prison time.

01:05:39Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years.

01:05:42And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you shoving cash in your mattress.

01:05:47All right.

01:05:49Hey, Jordan.

01:05:50Jordan.

01:05:52You're rotting away in jail until your kids get out of college.

01:05:56That's not our ambition here.

01:05:59There's other people involved in this, too.

01:06:00We think they need to see their day in court as well.

01:06:07Why do I sense there's an offer in the air?

01:06:09Look at him.

01:06:10He's got a sense.

01:06:11What are you, Kreskin?

01:06:13Full cooperation.

01:06:14He provides us with a comprehensive list of all the co-conspirators

01:06:17spanning the last seven years, and he also agrees to wear a wire.

01:06:21Did you just say wear a wire?

01:06:23A wire.

01:06:24Mm-hmm.

01:06:25What does that mean?

01:06:26You want me to rat?

01:06:27Is that it?

01:06:28No, I want you to cooperate.

01:06:29No, you want me to rat, right?

01:06:30Yes, we want you to rat.

01:06:32That's fucking exactly what we want you to do.

01:06:34To rat.

01:06:39How was Chrissy's party?

01:06:42Fine.

01:06:43Good.

01:06:45Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today.

01:06:47I have some really, really great news.

01:06:50Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey.

01:06:55I know that already.

01:06:57Right.

01:06:58Exactly, exactly.

01:06:59You never did anything wrong in the first place, right?

01:07:03It turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate.

01:07:10You know?

01:07:11Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street,

01:07:14I could save the government years of heartache, not to mention countless dollars.

01:07:19Mm-hmm.

01:07:20But it gets even better, babe.

01:07:23Because if I do decide to cooperate, I might only be looking at four short years.

01:07:29In which case, you know, we could start fresh, maybe sell the house.

01:07:34And any fines that I'd have to pay wouldn't be due till after I serve my term,

01:07:37so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know?

01:07:40Mm-hmm.

01:07:42The only thing that, of course, bummed me out a little bit

01:07:45is this whole idea of having to give information about my friends.

01:07:50Well, like you said, there's no friends on Wall Street, right?

01:07:53Right.

01:07:54Right.

01:07:54Yeah, exactly.

01:07:55There's a silver lining to that, too, honey,

01:07:57because they said eventually, eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case,

01:08:02so at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor, you know?

01:08:05Well, that's good news, right?

01:08:07Yeah.

01:08:08I'm really happy for you.

01:08:12What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart?

01:08:16You should be happy for the both of us, right?

01:08:18Yeah, right.

01:08:20Right.

01:08:23Come here, baby.

01:08:24Give me a kiss, sweetheart.

01:08:27Jordan.

01:08:27Oh, come on, baby.

01:08:29I haven't made love to in so long.

01:08:30No.

01:08:30Please.

01:08:31Jordan, stop it.

01:08:32Come on, honey, please.

01:08:33No, Jordan, stop it.

01:08:35I fucking hate you, Jordan.

01:08:44Get off me.

01:08:46Come on, baby.

01:08:46Don't do that.

01:08:49You know how much I love you, right?

01:08:50Stop that, sweetie, please.

01:08:58You want to fuck me, Jordan?

01:09:03You want to fuck me?

01:09:04Yeah.

01:09:04I want you to fuck me real hard.

01:09:09I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time.

01:09:16Wait, why are you doing like that?

01:09:18Please, hold on.

01:09:18Because I want you to come for me, baby.

01:09:20Come on, baby.

01:09:22Come for me, baby.

01:09:23I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time.

01:09:26Yeah?

01:09:27Yeah.

01:09:28Come on, baby.

01:09:28Come for me.

01:09:29Come for me, baby.

01:09:30Come on, baby.

01:09:31Yeah?

01:09:32Yeah.

01:09:33Yeah, baby.

01:09:34Come.

01:09:34I want to come for you.

01:09:35Yeah.

01:09:35I want to come for you.

01:09:38Yeah.

01:09:39I want to come for you.

01:09:41Come for me.

01:09:42I want to come for you.

01:09:43Oh, God, baby.

01:09:44Yeah.

01:09:45Oh, God.

01:09:46Oh, God.

01:09:49Oh, God.

01:09:50Oh.

01:09:52Oh, God.

01:09:53Jesus.

01:09:58Oh, baby.

01:10:00That was so fucking great.

01:10:02Oh, God.

01:10:05Yeah?

01:10:06That was the last time.

01:10:07What do you mean, baby?

01:10:10I mean, that was the last time we ever have sex.

01:10:13I...

01:10:13What are you talking about?

01:10:18I want a divorce.

01:10:22What do you mean you want a divorce?

01:10:24What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce?

01:10:26Get off me.

01:10:27I want a divorce.

01:10:28Get off me.

01:10:28Just make love to me.

01:10:30What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:10:31I don't love you anymore, Jordan.

01:10:34You don't love me?

01:10:36You don't love me anymore, huh?

01:10:38Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you?

01:10:41Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore.

01:10:46Is that right?

01:10:47No.

01:10:48What kind of person are you?

01:10:50Tell me.

01:10:51You married me.

01:10:52What the fuck does that supposed to mean?

01:10:53Jordan, this is how it's going to go.

01:10:55I'm going to take custody of the kids.

01:10:58If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation.

01:11:01Okay?

01:11:02Don't try to fight it.

01:11:03It'll save us both a lot of money, and I got a feeling you're going to need it.

01:11:06You're not taking my kids, sweetheart.

01:11:11You hear me?

01:11:12I've already talked to the lawyer.

01:11:14He said even if you don't get convicted, I've got a good chance of getting them.

01:11:16I got news for you.

01:11:17You're not fucking taking my children.

01:11:19You vicious fucking cunt.

01:11:21Fuck you, you fucking bitch.

01:11:23You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids.

01:11:26You hear me?

01:11:26Fuck you.

01:11:27You're not fucking taking my fucking kids.

01:11:29Fuck you, you fucking bitch.

01:11:59Look at yourself, Jordan.

01:12:04Sick.

01:12:04You're a sick man.

01:12:06Fuck you.

01:12:06I told you you're not taking my fucking kids, you fucking...

01:12:08You think I would let my kids near you?

01:12:11Look at yourself.

01:12:12You know what my lawyer said?

01:12:13My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan.

01:12:1720 fucking years.

01:12:18You're never going to see the kids again.

01:12:20You don't think I'm going to see my fucking kids?

01:12:21No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids.

01:12:23You don't think I'm going to see my fucking kids again, huh?

01:12:26Don't you fucking touch them.

01:12:27Don't you fucking touch me.

01:12:32Sweetheart, you're going to come on a trip with Daddy, all right?

01:12:35You're going to come on a trip with Daddy.

01:12:40Don't you fucking touch them, Jordan.

01:12:42I swear to God, I will fucking kill you.

01:12:48It's all right, baby.

01:12:50Daddy, you're going a little trip together, okay?

01:12:52A little trip together.

01:12:53Get the key.

01:12:56Get the key.

01:12:57Get the key.

01:12:58I got it.

01:12:59I got it.

01:13:00Put your seatbelt on for Daddy, okay?

01:13:01Get your seatbelt on.

01:13:02There you go.

01:13:03Get your legs in.

01:13:04I'm taking her with me.

01:13:05I told you I'm taking her with me, you fucking bitch.

01:13:07You're not going to stop me.

01:13:08You're not going to stop me.

01:13:09You're not going to stop me.

01:13:11A little trip, honey.

01:13:13All right?

01:13:14Get the hell out of you.

01:13:17You see that baby?

01:13:18No.

01:13:19It's okay.

01:13:20Violet!

01:13:21The gun's got it.

01:13:22Close it.

01:13:23Mommy.

01:13:24What the fuck!

01:13:25Okay, Jeremy.

01:13:30No!

01:13:31Oh, my God, my handcuffs on the back of me.

01:13:43Oh, it's in the back of me, it's in the back of me.

01:13:46Oh, honey, it's okay.

01:13:48Oh, Mrs. Jordan, I lost this mind.

01:13:51It's all right.

01:13:52It's all right.

01:13:53Oh, it's all right.

01:13:54It's all right.

01:13:55It's all right.

01:13:56It's all right.

01:13:57What's the matter with you?

01:13:59She's all right.

01:14:00She's all right.

01:14:01She's all right.

01:14:06Paragraph one, the defendant shall plead guilty to all counts of the indictment currently pending

01:14:14against him in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York.

01:14:19Paragraph two.

01:14:20Talk normally.

01:14:21The defendant shall participate in undercover activities.

01:14:24Breathe normally.

01:14:25Including wearing a recording device, also known as a wire.

01:14:29After five minutes, he'll forget you even have it on.

01:14:32In conjunction with the investigation of security fraud.

01:14:34Fucking girl.

01:14:35Get your picture.

01:14:36Paragraph four.

01:14:37The defendant must not commit or attempt to commit any further crimes.

01:14:40Please.

01:14:41Let me just sign the fucking thing already.

01:14:44Just you.

01:14:45That'd be good.

01:14:47It wasn't even a choice.

01:14:48For the next six hours, I came up with a list.

01:14:49Friends, enemies, business associates.

01:14:50Anybody who'd ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip.

01:15:07Wolfie!

01:15:08Wolfie!

01:15:09Wolfie!

01:15:10Wolfie!

01:15:11Wolfie!

01:15:12Wolfie!

01:15:13Wolfie!

01:15:14Wolfie!

01:15:15Wolfie!

01:15:16Wolfie!

01:15:17The first name on the list was Donnie.

01:15:20George, do you know how good it is to have you back in this office?

01:15:25It's not the same when you're gone.

01:15:27It's sad.

01:15:28You understand?

01:15:29It's like...

01:15:30I fucking Steve Madden, huh?

01:15:31I can't.

01:15:32I swear to God, I can't even think about it.

01:15:33You know?

01:15:34Every time I think about him, my blood boils.

01:15:35I can't even say his name.

01:15:36I know.

01:15:37You know?

01:15:38It's disgusting.

01:15:39I grew up with this guy.

01:15:40He betrays me like that.

01:15:42Ugh!

01:15:43Do you ever get back to you about that account?

01:15:54You know, you remember it was like four or five mil, something like that, right?

01:15:57It was supposed to take back four or five mil, was it?

01:16:00You know, I was fucked up, George.

01:16:01You know, so I don't remember.

01:16:02Yeah.

01:16:03Yeah.

01:16:04Right.

01:16:05Stupid.

01:16:06Well, you know, if he calls you, you make sure and contact me, okay?

01:16:07Fuck.

01:16:08Yeah.

01:16:09Of course.

01:16:10Yeah.

01:16:11Of course.

01:16:12Yeah.

01:16:13No.

01:16:14Of course.

01:16:15Of course.

01:16:16Yeah.

01:16:17Of course.

01:16:18Yeah.

01:16:19Of course.

01:16:20Yeah.

01:16:21No.

01:16:22Of course.

01:16:23You can eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud.

01:16:27It's all yours.

01:16:28Did I get this?

01:16:29So, what else is, uh, how's Naomi and everything?

01:16:41You know, you know how it is.

01:16:43She hates my fucking guts.

01:16:46How's Hilly?

01:16:47Good?

01:16:48She's still alive, so my life is fucked, you know?

01:16:52Yeah.

01:16:53Yeah.

01:17:01Mr. Jordan.

01:17:02What?

01:17:03Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.

01:17:06What?

01:17:07You got a visitor.

01:17:23I need you to get dressed.

01:17:27What?

01:17:28What the fuck's going on?

01:17:34You're going to jail.

01:17:48All right.

01:17:49I'll get some clothes on.

01:17:51We'll give you a hand with that.

01:18:02Okay.

01:18:16FBI!

01:18:17Everybody sit down.

01:18:18Put your hands in place and be seated.

01:18:19Shut up!

01:18:20Don't you fucking shut up!

01:18:21Get your fucking hands on me!

01:18:22Get your fucking hands on me!

01:18:28Oh, I can come over here!

01:18:29Come here.

01:18:31Come here.

01:18:33Come here.

01:18:40It's fucking Chanel!

01:18:41Chanel!

01:18:55I gave up everyone.

01:18:57And in return, I got three years

01:19:00in some hell hole in Nevada I'd never even heard of.

01:19:05Like my pops Mad Max had said,

01:19:08the chickens had come home to roost.

01:19:11I don't know what the fuck that means.

01:19:18Your honor would agree that Mr. Belfort

01:19:20has distinguished himself in terms of his cooperation.

01:19:23Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions

01:19:26of over two dozen serious offenders

01:19:28and helped them recover millions of dollars

01:19:31to be made available for restitution to their victims.

01:19:37The sentence of the court shall be 36 months in federal prison.

01:19:41Please remand the defendant.

01:19:46Oh, man.

01:19:47I'm sorry.

01:19:48Father, you will know.

01:19:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:19:53God bless us, please, Mrs. Robinson.

01:19:57Heaven holds a place for those who pray.

01:20:00Hey, hey, hey.

01:20:03Hey, hey, hey.

01:21:04Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?

01:21:07So, listen, I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.

01:21:10Talking about rock stars, professional athletes, gangsters.

01:21:14I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers.

01:21:16But this guy, my good friend, Mr. Jordan Belfort,

01:21:20is the single baddest motherfucker I have ever met.

01:21:23So, I want you right now to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome

01:21:29for my good friend and the world's greatest sales trainer,

01:21:34Mr. Jordan Belfort.

01:21:48Sell me this pen.

01:22:12It's an amazing pen for professionals.

01:22:23Sell me this pen.

01:22:28Well, it's a nice pen.

01:22:31You can use the pen to write down bots from your life so you can remember.

01:22:38Sell me this pen.

01:22:40Well, this pen works and I personally love this pen and I love this pen.

01:22:51But this pen works and I love this pen.

01:22:55I'll let you see.

01:22:57If it's a nice pen.

01:22:59I'll let you see.

01:23:01I'll let you see.

01:23:02You can use the pen.

01:23:03I'll let you see.

01:23:04I'll let you see.

01:23:05I'll let you see.

01:23:06guitar solo

01:23:36guitar solo

01:24:06guitar solo

01:24:36guitar solo

01:25:06guitar solo

01:25:36guitar solo

01:26:06guitar solo

01:26:16All right, so, so, so the parade comes to town

01:26:20It's going down Broadway, right?

01:26:22It's a one-way street

01:26:24That's whichever way I go

01:26:26Right?

01:26:27That's the way we roll

01:26:29That's all we know

01:26:31Uh-huh

01:26:32Yeah, I got the beat

01:26:34So let's bring the heat

01:26:36That's this

01:26:54That's what I'm talking about

01:27:17That's what I'm talking about

01:27:21What are we going to do all day?

01:27:39What are we going to do all day?

01:27:43What are we going to do all day?

01:27:48Not a privilege

01:27:51Not a privilege

01:27:51It's a necessity

01:27:53No, no, no, not because you want to

01:27:56Because you need to

01:27:58Have a bum with this

01:28:03Voila, there you go

01:28:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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