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  • 7/8/2025
The average German reserves a seat and complains about the train delays: Is this what a typical train journey in Germany looks like?
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00:00Today we're doing a quintessential German activity. We're taking the train. So are German trains as
00:11punctual as the German people? What do they look like inside? And can you really drink a beer on
00:16there? We're following Michelle Muller, an average German, to find out. Michelle is traveling by
00:25train to visit a friend in Bielefeld in Western Germany. Germans ride trains regularly. In 2024,
00:34some 22 million took a longer train journey. That's more than a quarter of the country's
00:38population. However, while German people are known for their punctuality, unfortunately,
00:44their railway network is not. Last year, over one third of long distance trains were delayed.
00:55Looks like Michelle has a bit of time. Fortunately, he brought his own tea.
01:00Like 88% of Germans, Michelle associates the railway network Deutsche Bahn with the term
01:08unpunctuality. Luckily, he got here four hours early, so he's got some time to kill.
01:14That last part was a joke.
01:16I.C.E. stands for Intercity Express. These high speed trains connect all major cities in
01:29Germany. In the I.C.E., Michelle has booked a second class ticket in the Handybereich, which
01:35is the area that you can legally use your phone and talk to each other. There's also a family
01:42zone, first class cars, a silent zone, and a special area reserved for those with gold
01:50and platinum bonus memberships. In other words, VIP train travellers.
02:00There might be some trouble brewing. A cardinal sin has been committed. Someone is sitting in
02:07the seat that Michelle reserved. But he's not afraid to ask for his seat back, even though
02:14many other seats are available.
02:28In this second class seat, Deutsche Bahn guarantees a minimum of 80 cm of leg room, but Michelle
02:34has to make sure.
02:42Now the ticket inspector is coming to check the tickets.
02:47Michelle's printed his out and put them in a folder, as if he's never heard of digital
02:50tickets.
02:51Michelle walks the length of the train and goes to the dining carriage for a refreshment.
03:07After deciding that €4.20 is too much for a cup of coffee, Michelle goes back to his seat.
03:13I'm just going to chill here for a second.
03:19Removing your shoes on the train is a contentious topic. Some love it, but some hate it.
03:24Germans also dislike it when people play music too loudly, talk too much on the phone, and
03:30put their feet on the seats.
03:43Michelle has taken his revenge. He's eating one of the most maligned foods to eat on the
03:48train. Boiled eggs.
03:58He also has a cheese sandwich and some chopped veggies.
04:05Washed down with a beer.
04:16Unlike in many countries, on German trains alcohol can generally be freely consumed.
04:27Michelle exits the train at his destination, Bielefeld.
04:31There's a long-running German conspiracy theory that the city of Bielefeld does not exist.
04:37Supporters of the theory asked, do you know anyone from Bielefeld, or have you ever visited
04:41Bielefeld?
04:42Which is obviously ridiculous.
04:44So was that entire journey just a figment of Michael Müller's imagination? I guess we'll
04:52never know.
04:54So what did you think of the German train experience? Was it everything that you expected? Especially
05:03the punctuality.
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05:06Aperture.

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