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00:01What did I do to deserve this?
00:04I mean, I know the week leading up to your wedding isn't going to be the smoothest of rides,
00:09but ultimately, it's meant to be the best week of your life.
00:30Morning.
00:51Morning.
00:54How long have you been looking at me?
00:57Hours. I'll take my eyes off you.
01:01Come here.
01:07Nice way to start the week.
01:15You're going to be late for work.
01:16I'll be very quick.
01:27Mel?
01:33Hello?
01:35Oh, hello, Mum.
01:37Calm down. Calm down, Mum. Just tell me what's happened.
01:41Right. Right. OK. Yeah.
01:45Deep breaths, Mum. Deep breaths. It's important to keep breathing.
01:49They've delivered the wrong chairs.
01:51No, no, no. Killing yourself wouldn't help things.
01:55Look.
01:57Why don't Howard and I come down?
01:59Yeah. We'll help you sort it out.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Tonight's fine.
02:03You know, of course it's not a problem.
02:05OK. All right. Yeah. Yeah.
02:07We'll see you later. All right. Yeah. Bye. Bye.
02:15The chairs they've delivered for the reception are executive conference chairs, not banquet dining chairs.
02:20Oh, no.
02:21So we can only get nine chairs round a table, not ten.
02:25So there's a problem with the seating plan.
02:27Oh, dear.
02:29I said we'd go down. Help them sort it out.
02:32Yes.
02:33Yes, I heard.
02:35Oh, well.
02:36It's another evening at your parents'.
02:38I mean, we're having the wedding there. The reception's there.
02:41I suppose we could always go the whole hog and have the honeymoon there as well.
02:44Howard, don't you like my family?
02:46Of course I like your family.
02:49I'm just not sure if they like me.
02:52No, they do like you.
02:54They just don't know you very well.
02:59Whereas I know you extremely well.
03:02Mmm.
03:04Mmm.
03:06Mmm.
03:07Wow.
03:12Mum said we mustn't forget to get something for the bridesmaids.
03:14It's on my list.
03:15And she asked, have you called the video man?
03:17Yeah, yeah. I spoke to her last night. Rare intergovernor.
03:19And, er, don't forget the ring.
03:21I'm picking it up on my way to work.
03:23Yeah.
03:32So this is it?
03:35Big week?
03:36Yeah.
03:39Nervous?
03:42I'm terrified. What about you?
03:44Oh, God.
03:45Why didn't we just get married on a beach somewhere, just the two of us?
03:47Hey.
03:48Because your family want you to have the most wonderful day of your life.
03:51Yeah.
03:53And my dad wants to get rat-arsed at your father's expense.
03:56I don't have to go to work today.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Sorry, honey.
04:01Neville's called a meeting to discuss my future.
04:05Whatever that means.
04:06But you're not going to get fired, are you?
04:08Of course not.
04:10I'm on budget.
04:11Hitting my targets.
04:12I'm doing very well.
04:13I think.
04:28Oh, morning, Howard.
04:29Oi, good weekend.
04:30Oh, yes.
04:31I made 22 jars of green-gauge jam.
04:33Left corn on your desk.
04:35Oh, thank you.
04:36Oh, when's this meeting with Neville happening?
04:38Oh, he said he'd call down.
04:40Now, you need to sign off the lat on the cover before you go.
04:42OK.
04:43He didn't say what it was about, Nilly.
04:44He never mentioned anything.
04:45Oh, for the time it is, it's called around.
04:52Oh, and Mel called.
04:54Asked if you've got the ring.
04:55Just picked it up from the jewellers.
04:57Could you call her?
04:58Absolutely.
05:04Is there something else?
05:05I just wondered if I could have a little look at it.
05:08Oh!
05:09Yeah.
05:10Help yourself.
05:11Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:16It's lovely.
05:17It's been in Mel's family for 150 years.
05:20They have this rather charming tradition where they pass it down from generation to generation.
05:27Eve?
05:28What is it?
05:29Oh, I'm sorry.
05:30I always get like this about weddings.
05:32Oh, don't cry.
05:33I always wanted a fairytale wedding of my own.
05:39Will there still time?
05:40Do you really think so?
05:43Yes!
05:44Oh!
05:45I don't think so.
05:48Just you believe it.
05:50One day you'll have a ring just like this on your finger.
05:53Oh!
05:54In my dreams.
05:57Try on.
05:59See what it feels like.
06:00Oh!
06:01I can't do that.
06:02It's bad luck.
06:04Come on.
06:08Oh!
06:09It's lovely.
06:10Hi, Mel.
06:11I was just about to call you.
06:14Yeah.
06:15I picked it up on my way in.
06:16He's reduced it by three millimetres, so it should fit pretty snuggly now.
06:21What are you doing?
06:22Oh!
06:24No, no.
06:25You're going to be really pleased with it.
06:27Tell us about it.
06:28Oh, really?
06:29It's stuck.
06:30Yeah.
06:31They've done a superb job.
06:32Well, get it off.
06:33I'm trying.
06:34I know.
06:35I know.
06:36I can't wait to show it to your grandmother tonight.
06:37For God's sake, Eve!
06:38Go!
06:39Oh!
06:40Just pack me a toothbrush and a pair of boxers.
06:42Eve, I'm getting married in five days' time.
06:43When the vicar asks me to put the ring on my fiancé's finger, it would be very nice if
06:46my cell tree was not attached.
06:47No!
06:49No, nothing's wrong.
06:50Um, look, I've got a dash, so I'll see you later.
06:57Don't do it, Alman.
06:58It's a trap.
06:59You'll spend the rest of your life at Ikea.
07:02I can't let you get married without some sort of stand-off.
07:11Six days to execution, you great bender!
07:15Yeah, thank you, Dominic.
07:18If I might just say a few words.
07:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:23Oh, so, go to the kitchen.
07:26There's some utterly-buttly in the fridge.
07:29So, we'd like to wish you and Mel every happiness and hope you have a great day on Saturday.
07:35One other thing.
07:37You have been talking in the last few weeks quite often about starting a family.
07:42So, um, we thought we'd buy you and Mel another little something.
07:47It's a little bit cheeky, but I'm sure it'll come in useful very soon.
07:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:56Howard! Howard!
07:57Do a Grand Prix! Spray the champagne!
08:01Yes.
08:02Uh, thank you, Neville.
08:04Uh, thank you, all of you.
08:05Um...
08:07I don't really know what to say.
08:09I've got something to say, Howard.
08:12What's that, Cassie?
08:15I'm having your baby.
08:20What?
08:21Oh!
08:26Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:28Very good.
08:37Excuse me.
08:41Cassie!
08:45What's going on?
08:46What?
08:47What do you mean you're having my baby?
08:48You want me to spell it out?
08:49I'm giving birth to our child.
08:52I think it's impossible!
08:53No, it's not.
08:54We slept together.
08:55Once!
08:56We slept together once!
08:57You must have hit the bullseye, then.
08:58Cassie, it was two years ago.
09:02What's all this about?
09:04Don't marry Mel!
09:05What?!
09:06I love you!
09:07Cassie, look!
09:08We had that one night, which was very pleasant.
09:09It was more than very pleasant.
09:10It was paradise.
09:12Your soft hands caressing me.
09:15Your fingers exploring every inch of me.
09:18Yeah.
09:19I hung like a feather flicking over my skin.
09:21Cassie?
09:22I shuddered and groaned with every touch.
09:25Yeah, well, that's very pleasant.
09:26Don't please ever make love like that to me before.
09:27Sorry about this.
09:28You deep inside me!
09:31Stop it!
09:32Don't tell me that didn't mean anything!
09:34It's not too late to call it off!
09:35What?
09:36The wedding!
09:37I'm not calling my wedding off!
09:38Marry me!
09:39Ah!
09:40Ah!
09:41Ah!
09:42Ah!
09:43I'm not gonna let you marry her!
09:44Ah!
09:45Ah!
09:46Good grief!
09:47She's mad!
09:48Completely bonkers!
09:49Ah!
09:50Ah!
09:51Ah!
09:52Ah!
09:53Ah!
09:54Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:56Ah!
09:57Ah!
09:58Ah!
09:59Ah!
10:00Ah!
10:01Ah!
10:02Ah!
10:03Ah!
10:04Ah!
10:05Good grief!
10:06She's mad!
10:07Completely bonkers!
10:08Anyway, thanks for organising this.
10:09Let's get this party swinging!
10:10Tuck in, everyone.
10:11Have a mini Kiev.
10:12Just to explain, Cassie and I did have a thing at the Christmas party, but that was two years
10:17ago, so there's...
10:18No way she's having my baby.
10:19She just said all that because she's not too keen on me marrying Mel.
10:21Anyway, somebody open that damn champagne.
10:22Oh!
10:23And let's see what this is!
10:24No, no!
10:25Don't bother.
10:26No, I want to.
10:27No, I want to.
10:28No, I want to.
10:29No, I want to.
10:30No, I want to.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No, no.
10:34No, no.
10:35No, I want to.
10:36No, no.
10:37No, no.
10:38No, no.
10:39No, no.
10:40No, no.
10:41No, no.
10:42No, no.
10:43No, no.
10:44No, no.
10:45No, no.
10:46No, no.
10:47No, no.
10:48Come on.
10:49Come on.
10:50What can it be?
10:51What can it be?
10:52It's a...
10:55pregnancy testing kit.
10:56Thank you, Neville.
11:03Come on.
11:04Keep pulling.
11:05No!
11:18I'll get the plumber.
11:19Have a good day at the office.
11:33Mmm.
11:34How was your meeting?
11:35Oh, fine.
11:36No problems.
11:37Had Mum on the phone all day driving me crazy.
11:40Oh, I spoke to Granny.
11:41She's really looking forward to seeing the ring.
11:42Really?
11:43Yeah.
11:44Oh, Mel, I've got a tiny confession to make about that.
11:45What?
11:46You haven't lost it, have you?
11:47Lost it?
11:48Lost it?
11:49Of course I haven't lost it.
11:50Where is it then?
11:51Back at the office.
11:52You've left it at the office.
11:53You've left it at the office.
11:54Where?
11:55Well, I just, you know, I left it at my desk.
11:56You've left it lying around your desk.
11:57Initially, yes.
11:58And then I thought, you know, ooh, that's a stupid idea.
11:59So I put it in there.
12:00I put it in there.
12:01Oh, well, she's really looking forward to seeing the ring.
12:02Really?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Oh, Mel, I've got a tiny confession to make about that.
12:06What?
12:07You haven't lost it, have you?
12:08Lost it?
12:09Of course I haven't lost it.
12:14Where is it then?
12:15Back at the office.
12:16You've left it at the office?
12:17Where?
12:18Well, I just, you know, I left it in my desk.
12:20You've left it lying around your desk.
12:22Initially, yes.
12:23And then I thought, you know, ooh, that's a stupid idea.
12:26In the safe.
12:27You've got a safe in the office?
12:29Yes, we have.
12:30And it's perfectly safe.
12:32In the safe.
12:33Howard, I told you to bring it with you.
12:35I know, I know.
12:36I'm sorry, honey.
12:37I just forgot.
12:38I've heard you twice to remind you.
12:40You're, er, getting a bit close to the lorry, Mel.
12:43Granny's going to be very disappointed.
12:45Very close to the lorry now.
12:46Very close to the lorry now.
12:47Very close.
12:48Dean Adland.
12:49Very large.
12:50Very articulated lorry.
12:51And you!
12:53Are we in a hurry, darling?
12:54Yes.
12:55Yes, I said we'll be there by six.
12:56Mum wants to get on with dinner so she can crack on with the seating plan.
12:57Oh, fine.
12:58Did she mention what she was cooking, by any chance?
12:59Stew, I think.
13:00Ah.
13:01Which one?
13:02I don't know.
13:03The brown one or the green one?
13:04I think she said it was the lamb goulash.
13:06The brown one?
13:07Apparently you told her it was your favourite.
13:08The best meal you'd ever had.
13:09The best meal you'd ever had.
13:11The best meal you'd ever had.
13:12The best meal you'd ever had.
13:13The best meal you'd ever had.
13:14I think she said it was the lamb goulash.
13:18The brown one.
13:19Apparently you told her it was your favourite.
13:21The best meal you'd ever had.
13:24Mum!
13:45And how's my favourite mother-in-law to be?
13:51Sit down.
13:52Look.
13:53See?
13:54Far too wide.
13:55We'll never get ten people to a table.
13:57Well, don't worry.
13:58The rescue team have arrived to solve the seating plan problem.
14:01Don't tell me not to worry.
14:02No, I didn't mean to.
14:03You know, I've been on the phone all day to that stupid company being passed from one department
14:07to another and put on hold.
14:09If I hear another verse of Greensleeves, I'll scream.
14:12Can we just get in the house, Mum?
14:14Pinky!
14:15Hello, Pinky.
14:16Hello, Pinky.
14:17Hello.
14:18Hello, Pinky.
14:19Hello.
14:20Ooh, I've got something for you, Pinky.
14:22Ooh.
14:23Ginger.
14:24Hard.
14:25Pinky doesn't like ginger.
14:27Sorry, love.
14:28It's the only place it can be.
14:29Oh, no.
14:30We'll have it in the main sewer.
14:31I mean, if we only had one leg it gets coming, we'd be fine.
14:33They'd have plenty of leg room, but we don't.
14:34I'm sure it's a perfectly simple solution to it.
14:35Oh, good.
14:36Well, perhaps you'd let me know what it is, Hard.
14:37Oh, well, er...
14:38Sophie.
14:39Sophie.
14:40And how's my favourite sister-in-law to be?
14:41Have you seen what I'm meant to be wearing?
14:42It's very elegant.
14:43It's crap.
14:44Oh, for goodness sake.
14:45It's okay for you.
14:46You're going to be in 20 feet of crushed white silk and I'm going to be waddling behind
14:47in this piece of crap.
14:48Sophie.
14:49No.
14:50I'm not wearing it.
14:51Oh, for goodness sake.
14:52Oh, for goodness sake.
14:53Oh, for goodness sake.
14:54Oh, for goodness sake.
14:55Oh, well, er...
14:56Sophie.
14:57And how's my favourite sister-in-law to be?
14:59Have you seen what I'm meant to be wearing?
15:01It's very elegant.
15:02It's crap.
15:03Oh, for goodness sake.
15:04Well, it's okay for you.
15:06You're going to be in 20 feet of crushed white silk and I'm going to be waddling behind
15:10in this piece of crap.
15:11Sophie.
15:12No.
15:13I'm not wearing it.
15:14Oh, for goodness sake.
15:15Don't be so silly.
15:16Take it away.
15:17I'll go like this.
15:18Sophie, the whole idea is that all the bridesmaids' dresses match.
15:23Isn't it hard?
15:25Hard?
15:27Oh, absolutely.
15:29All the bridesmaids' dress should match.
15:35Er, I think I'm just going to go catch up with your dad.
15:38Oh, and how's my favourite father-in-law to be?
15:49Hello, Howard.
15:51Oh, how's the water coming on?
15:54Churchill was right.
15:56Bricklaying is a wonderful cure for stress.
15:58Oh, absolutely.
15:59Oh, have you tried it?
16:01Er, no.
16:02No, no, no.
16:03I haven't, I think.
16:04Then how do you know?
16:07Learned, I suppose.
16:14So, send anyone down today?
16:16Sorry?
16:17Send anyone down today?
16:18How do you mean?
16:19Did you, like, er, send anyone to prison?
16:22No, not today.
16:23Ah.
16:24Feeling lenient, then, were you?
16:26No, I wasn't in court today.
16:27Ah.
16:28Rarely work Mondays.
16:29I see.
16:30Ah.
16:31I've been building my wall.
16:32Right.
16:45Now, I'd, er, quite like to have been a judge.
16:52Silence in court.
16:53I sentence you to life imprisonment.
16:56Objection, Your Honour.
16:57Overruled.
16:58May I approach the bench, Your Honour?
16:59Permission denied.
17:00Case dismissed.
17:01Ha, ha.
17:03Can I have my trowel back?
17:05Yes, of course.
17:15Well, the wall's looking good.
17:16Er...
17:18Think I'd better go and unpack.
17:22Good talking, Jim.
17:28No!
17:29No!
17:30No!
17:31No!
17:32No!
17:33No!
17:34No!
17:35No!
17:36No!
17:37No!
17:38No!
17:39No!
17:40No!
17:45Lamb goulash.
17:46Oh.
17:47Your favourite heart.
17:48Thank you, Ursula.
17:49Thank you, Ursula.
17:50Oh.
17:51Oh.
17:52Right.
17:53Tuck in, everyone.
17:54Ooh!
17:55Mm-hm.
17:57How is it hard?
17:59Mmm!
18:00Mmm!
18:01Mmm!
18:02I...
18:03I like a man who likes his food.
18:04How is it, Howard?
18:08Mmm!
18:10I like a man who likes his food.
18:14Oh, which reminds me,
18:16cousin Libby has suddenly become a vegetarian.
18:18Now, do you think we've got enough vegetarian options?
18:21Look, for five minutes, can we please not talk about the wedding?
18:24What a splendid idea.
18:30So, how are things in the world of publishing, Howard?
18:33Oh, very good, Angela. Thanks for asking.
18:36I've got a brilliant new writer, Shane Latimer,
18:38who I've poached from another publisher.
18:41He's going to be huge.
18:43Should make myself and the future Mrs Steele here
18:46very comfortably off indeed.
18:49Shane Latimer?
18:50Yeah, yeah. Do you know him?
18:52Didn't he write Campus Sluts?
18:55Yes, yes, I...
18:57I believe that was one of his, yes.
19:00That was actually for the other publisher.
19:02Um...
19:03Not as bad as it sounds.
19:05Yeah, no, I read it.
19:06Did you and, er...
19:07Absolutely filthy.
19:09Yeah, yeah.
19:10Well, um...
19:11The one I'm doing with him isn't...
19:13Some, like, really hardcore stuff.
19:14Quite graphic.
19:15This one's pretty tame.
19:17There's too much sex about these days.
19:19People are obsessed with it.
19:20I agree.
19:21Absolutely.
19:22It's everywhere.
19:23In the newspapers,
19:24on the television.
19:25The last thing we need is more sex on the bookshelves.
19:29Dick, I couldn't agree with you more.
19:32So, what's this new Latimer book called, then?
19:35Hot and Hard.
19:38Erm...
19:39It's actually about a chap that crosses the Sahara Desert.
19:43You know, it's, er...
19:44I mean, it's hot because it's the Sahara Desert
19:46and hard
19:47because it's not very easy.
19:56Perhaps we should talk about the wedding.
20:00Hello, Granny.
20:01Hello, I'm afraid we've started, Ma.
20:03Oh.
20:04It's a languolash.
20:06I don't think I'll bother.
20:10So, let's have a look at the ring.
20:13Yes, I was going to bring down the ring, Granny,
20:15but, er...
20:16What with everything being so, er...
20:18crazy at the office,
20:19I...
20:19I simply forgot.
20:22Well, where is it?
20:23Don't worry.
20:24It's in the safe at the office.
20:25You have a safe in your office?
20:27Yes.
20:28Pinky, get down.
20:29And has Mel told you the history of the ring?
20:32No, no.
20:33Pinky!
20:33He's a little rascal, isn't he?
20:36Ooh, let's have a look at you, you little rascal.
20:39Queen Victoria gave that ring
20:42to my great-grandmother for her wedding.
20:44Did she?
20:46Did she really?
20:58Hello?
20:59Hello, Howard.
21:01The ring was given from Queen Victoria.
21:03Oh, that's nice.
21:04Are you only closer to finding it?
21:06We're working on it.
21:07Great.
21:19Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were...
21:21Dick!
21:25No!
21:26Dick!
21:28All this trouble,
21:30because that stupid company
21:31can't deliver the right chairs.
21:34Well, look, we can move the Dentons to table four.
21:36No, no.
21:37Roger has to be near the loos.
21:38At Vanessa's wedding,
21:39he got stuck in a corner,
21:41and he just didn't make it in time.
21:43Oh, I remember that wedding.
21:44We had a marquee in November,
21:46and it was bloody freezing.
21:48You can see the steam
21:50coming off Roger's trousers in the video.
21:53Are you all right, Dick?
21:54Pardon?
21:56You look like you've seen a ghost.
21:58Angela, he was inspecting his stools.
22:00What?
22:01Howard.
22:02Stools?
22:03Oh, don't be ridiculous.
22:05We're not sitting on stools.
22:08You can't invite 150 people to a wedding
22:10and expect them to sit on stools.
22:12Right, OK.
22:14What if you split the Hendersons across two tables,
22:16swap the Faulkners with cousin Libby and Ray,
22:19move the Wilkinsons next to the Laycocks,
22:22and put Wing Commander Phillips here next to the Schmitz,
22:24and pray like mad he doesn't go on about the bombing of Dresden.
22:27Yes!
22:28No!
22:28You've done it!
22:30Well done!
22:32Come on!
22:33Yes!
22:53What is it?
22:55I'll take a closer look tomorrow when it's light.
23:00We were just standing here,
23:02and then we had these thuds.
23:03Thud, thud, thud, thud.
23:04Yeah, it was really spooky.
23:06Scared the living daylights out of me.
23:08I've never seen anything like it.
23:10Perhaps it was a bird.
23:12A bird?
23:13What kind of bird could do that?
23:15Do you think it's those squirrels?
23:17I knew we should have done something about them.
23:20They'll make the lives of those caterers on Saturday.
23:23Absolute hell.
23:24Oh, I don't think it was the squirrels.
23:26Ah, Stilton.
23:33Mel has cracked the feeding plan.
23:36Really?
23:37Oh, that's wonderful.
23:39Oh.
23:40Well done, Melly.
23:41Dick?
23:42I know you're wondering what I was doing earlier.
23:48And I know what it must have looked like, but I can assure you I wasn't fishing my excrement out of your lavatory and throwing it onto your conservatory roof.
24:08And when it was actually, er, sorry, it's my secretary.
24:12I've got to get this.
24:14Eve?
24:14I've got it!
24:16What?
24:16The ring!
24:17It was in the main sewer!
24:19Oh, fantastic!
24:21Well done, Eve.
24:21Bring it down tomorrow.
24:22I was going to send it registered mail.
24:25No, no, no, no.
24:25It might get lost again.
24:26Bring it down first thing.
24:27Oh, right.
24:28Good girl.
24:29Good girl.
24:29Yes.
24:34Here we are.
24:36Oh.
24:37Thanks.
24:39Splendid news.
24:40The ring will be arriving tomorrow.
24:49So that's splendid news, isn't it?
24:52About the ring arriving tomorrow.
24:58Where's, er, Granny gone?
24:59Oh, she's gone up.
25:01Sophie too.
25:02Then I'll look forward to showing her the ring when it arrives tomorrow.
25:05How's the seating plan coming along, Angela?
25:11Not too close, Howard.
25:12Yes, of course.
25:14Um, look, I'm sorry about, er, the other seating plan, Angela.
25:19Oh, my word.
25:29Oh, you did look stunning on your wedding day, Angela.
25:32Well, I was a lot younger then.
25:35And, er, how old are you in this one?
25:3630?
25:37No.
25:3850-something.
25:39Never.
25:40You don't look a day over 30.
25:41Oh!
25:43Excuse me.
25:44It's me you're marrying, not my mother.
25:46I don't know.
25:47Still time to change my mind, eh, Angela?
25:49Oh!
25:50Brandy.
25:51Thank you, Dick.
25:53Actually, while I've got the two of you together, I'd like to propose a toast.
25:56To you.
25:57Dick and Angela.
25:58Wonderful parents with a wonderful family.
26:01A family I'm really looking forward to being part of.
26:05Let's hope this week's a memorable one for all of us.
26:08Time for my bed.
26:09Mm, actually, Dick, um, just before you go, er, it's not too inconvenient.
26:18I would actually quite like for Mel and myself to have separate bedrooms.
26:22Oh?
26:22It's just it's traditional that the bride and groom keep their distance in the week leading up to the wedding day.
26:26And, you know, I'd like to respect that tradition.
26:30I'll make up the spare room.
26:33Oh, isn't that sweet, Dick?
26:39Oh, and, Dick, er, about earlier.
26:42I'm going to bed.
26:43Right.
26:44Night, Dad.
26:44Good night, darling.
26:46Good night, Dad.
26:58So what happened earlier?
26:59Oh.
27:01Nothing, nothing.
27:04Mm.
27:04See you in five minutes.
27:10My room's second on the right.
27:12What?
27:12We've got unfinished business from this morning.
27:14Mel, I'm not coming to your room.
27:16Why not?
27:16Well, I just told your parents all that stuff about separate bedrooms.
27:18Yeah, but you weren't being serious, were you?
27:20Yes, yes.
27:22You know, I really want your parents to like me.
27:32Mm.
27:32I'll see you in five minutes.
27:35I'll see you in five minutes.
27:35I'll see you in five minutes.
28:02I'll see you in five minutes.
28:06I'll see you in five minutes.
28:07Let's go.
28:07I'll see you in five minutes.
28:08All right.
28:09Come on, come on!
28:39Mmmmmmm.
28:43Mmmmmmm.
28:47Mmmmmmm.
28:51Mmmmm.
28:55Mmmmmmmmm.
28:59I want to make love to you.
29:16Who was it?
29:18No one.
29:18I hope you're not trying to check me out, Howard.
29:20No.
29:21My nipples for the Xytha cocktail sausages.
29:23Someone's urinated in the Grandfather Club.
29:26I was just trying to make things better.
29:27When are you making them worse?
29:29I was just trying to make things better.

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