- 7/8/2025
My Bestie Is 3000 Years Old
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00:00孫爺 这位就是曾救了我杨家先祖
00:04杨家世代侍奉的主人
00:07主人
00:09救了我们先祖那他不得三千岁了
00:12当年秦太尉为抓普通百姓
00:15试验长生不老义给皇上
00:17致使大梁生命图了
00:19这些贱民能为陛下而死
00:22是他们的福分
00:24将是为这抓人
00:26陛下草菅人命
00:28不太长生不老
00:30你来替他们
00:32来人
00:33拿下
00:34是
00:36跪
00:50怎么下雪啊
00:51怎么下雪啊
00:52怎么下雪啊
00:53怎么下雪啊
00:54怎么下雪啊
00:55怎么下雪啊
00:56上路吧
00:57啊
01:12他没死
01:13犹生要既然成了
01:16拿下他 赏黄金万粮
01:18是
01:19I'm a little bit
01:21A little bit
01:23I'm a little bit
01:25I'm a little bit
01:27I'm a little bit
01:29But you know
01:33I'm a little bit
01:35Oh
01:45Oh
01:47Oh
01:50Oh
01:52Oh
01:53Oh
01:55Oh
01:57Oh
01:58Oh
02:02Oh
02:04但会让您每百年失明一个月
02:07可惜我已年老体弱
02:10不能再继续伺候主人
02:13只能由我这个孙女替我侍奉您
02:18嘿嘿
02:19嘿嘿
02:19嘿嘿
02:19嘿嘿
02:20嘿嘿
02:20嘿嘿
02:24嘿嘿
02:28抬起头来
02:29你叫什么名字
02:47我叫阿月
02:49阿月
02:51晚饭想吃什么
02:59随便
03:00那要不要出去走走
03:01不去
03:02我都在这里待了三天了
03:05你每天不是不去就是随便
03:07就没说过别的
03:10闭嘴
03:10还我闭嘴
03:12你要不要给我讲讲你的故事
03:15长生不老怎么样啊
03:17是不是可好玩了
03:18你看花园里有什么
03:20花园里还能有什么
03:25花
03:26还有坟墓
03:27不是
03:30你干嘛把人葬在家里啊
03:33他们都是什么人啊
03:35我的父母
03:36我的师长
03:38我的挚友
03:39我的徒弟
03:40甚至他们的后代
03:41这么多年
03:44我经历最多的就是分离跟失去
03:47到最后这漫长的岁月里
03:50只剩下我一个人
03:52要不是没办法
03:55我早就想死了
03:59你是认真的吗
04:01你看我笑说笑闷
04:03你干嘛
04:15你干嘛
04:20爷爷
04:21I want you to do all of your requests.
04:24If you want to die, I'll help you.
04:35I'm not going to die.
04:38You're not going to die.
04:42With respect to me, let's take care of yourself.
04:46This dress will be the same for you.
04:49I'm going to take care of yourself.
04:51I'm going to help you.
04:54This is my favorite color.
04:58Let's take care of yourself.
05:00Let's take care of yourself.
05:09I'm not going to change the color.
05:12I'm going to change the color.
05:14I'm not going to change the color.
05:16I'm going to change the color.
05:27That's fine.
05:31What's the color?
05:32I'm so sorry.
05:34I'm so sorry.
05:36I'm so sorry.
05:40I was so sorry.
05:42I was so sorry.
05:44I'm so sorry.
05:46I'm so sorry.
05:48I have a good lunch.
05:50I'm so sorry.
05:58How are you?
06:02How's that?
06:04It's about it.
06:06I am so sorry.
06:08I'm so sorry.
06:10Then, let's go now.
06:12You!
06:18This is my last meal.
06:20I'm waiting for you!
06:22A few months later.
06:26A few months later!
06:28This is my last meal!
06:30This is my last meal!
06:32I can't imagine you really died
06:36You're so close to me
06:38You're there and there and there
06:42You know what?
06:44I'm going to find you in the house
06:47I've found you
06:56Come on!
07:02You're not the same
07:05You're dead
07:06You'll die
07:07You're dead
07:08You're dead
07:09You're dead
07:10I'll be dead
07:11I'll be back to you
07:12You're dead
07:13How did you go?
07:15You'll be back to the村口井
07:17I'll be back to you
07:18You'll be back
07:19I'll be back to you
07:21I'm gonna be back to you
07:26I'm still waiting for you
07:28He'll be back to you
07:30You're dead
07:32I'll be back to you
07:33As ever
07:34walks into the house
07:40Dad
07:41Dad
07:43Dad
07:44Dad
07:45You're waiting for me to get you
07:46You're waiting for me to follow me
08:00I don't know.
08:30主持人
08:32主持人
08:34主持人
08:36果真有长生不死之人啊
08:41你是谁
08:42哼
08:43我乃秦家后人
08:46祖上秦太尉
08:49这草菅人民的狗贼竟然还有后代
08:52怎么
08:54来送死吗
08:58带上来
08:59順
09:00将军
09:01别动
09:03再往前一步
09:05死的
09:06就是他
09:09你想怎么样
09:12我家世代研究长生不老
09:14是要折死了成千上万
09:16唯独你一人成功
09:18我要把你抓起来
09:20好好看看
09:22你的铁质到底有什么特殊
09:25把刀放下
09:29不然
09:31就杀了他
09:35不要放了
09:38去
09:39去
09:47从你月前里跑
09:48我
09:52这漫长的岁月里
09:54只剩下我一个人
09:57我家阿月
09:59你救过我一命
10:04我现在还给你
10:07我死了就没有人可以威胁你
10:12阿月
10:13拼命
10:14变化万间
10:15出人宿命
10:16上烟
10:16剩下你
10:17赶下你
10:18非如执念
10:19身去拨开无尽长莺
10:22看
10:23都尘缺
10:24多尘缺
10:26不只分身
10:28孙子
10:28欲蕭
10:29戚然死了
10:30Oh
10:32Oh
10:34Oh
10:39Oh
10:41Oh
10:43Oh
10:45Oh
10:55Oh
10:57Oh
10:59Oh
11:00I will be alive at all, I will be alive at all.
11:06I'll never forget what you're becoming the one else,
11:09I will find you on your own.
11:30官長,人來了
11:34拜見主人
11:40說
11:43您之前讓我買的那幾個城市
11:46現在都已經成了經濟中心
11:48您現在的資產已經超過很多國家了
11:51我不在乎這些
11:52交給你們楊家繼續打理就行了
11:55原因是否給了你們阿月轉世後的生辰八字
11:59人找到了嗎
12:01那個八字對應的
12:03是南城四大家族之首李家大女兒
12:06但是她十幾年前就走失了
12:09那還不去找
12:11遵命
12:15阿月
12:16你到底在哪兒啊
12:20江姓氏
12:22我師父算道
12:23您與阿月集員就在經濟
12:25到我師父大縣將至
12:27請您速去見他
12:29好
12:41會不會開車
12:43看個跑出了不起啊
12:45看他出車禍了
12:46看他出車禍了
12:48不好意思
12:49我有急事
12:50這些錢給你
12:57這麼點錢你打發誰呢
13:00我的布冷蓋啊
13:03我的腰間牌啊
13:04你這不是能起來嗎
13:09你這不是能起來嗎
13:10哦
13:11是啊
13:12沒的你看看
13:13這是碰圈了吧
13:14小小年紀的不學好
13:15是啊
13:16我不管
13:17反正你今天
13:18錢不給夠
13:19我就不起來了
13:20看大家誰好得過誰
13:21啊
13:23看她給她
13:24為什麼
13:25你這不能回來
13:26給
13:28你這不是不重要嗎
13:29還給
13:30你給
13:31攝影
13:32攝影
13:33很有錢
13:34哦
13:35天啊
13:36泥噴
13:37泥噴
13:38泥噴
13:39泥噴
13:40泥噴
13:41泥噴
13:42泥噴
13:43泥噴
13:44泥噴
13:45Well, today I'm good. I'm a rich man.
13:48This is the last one.
13:49I'm going to get花花 for you.
13:51This is your expense.
13:53I'm fine.
13:54I'm fine.
13:56I'm fine.
13:57Look.
13:59花花.
14:00Thank you,姐姐.
14:02Thank you,姐姐.
14:03You're good.
14:04I'll wait for you.
14:05I'll take you to the next week.
14:09Okay.
14:10Let's go.
14:15Let's go.
14:17After all, you should be back.
14:19Let's go.
14:20Let's go.
14:21Let's go.
14:22If you're here.
14:24Let's go.
14:25I'll be right back.
14:26Mr.
14:27Mr.
14:28Oh my.
14:29Mr.
14:29Mr.
14:30Mr.
14:31Mr.
14:33Mr.
14:34Mr.
14:35Mr.
14:36Mr.
14:37Mr.
14:38Mr.
14:39Mr.
14:40Mr.
14:41Mr.
14:42Mr.
14:43Mr.
14:44I have lost my life.
14:51I have lost my life.
15:14阿玥,你到底在哪?
15:25叫你自己加個蛋
15:37要組啊
15:38上
15:39來吃個橘子
15:40大招呢
15:41大招不給媽
15:42呀
15:43星星回來了
15:45外面下雨了
15:47零都沒有啊
15:49有事吧
15:51說吧
15:52就是
15:54上次跟你說的相親
15:56打住
15:57你上次說給我介紹個大三歲的
16:00結果是比我爸大三歲的
16:02說給我介紹個體制內的
16:04結果是個坐過牢的
16:05說給我介紹個老實的
16:08結果是個貪婚的
16:09這一次說什麼我都不去
16:12下樓我們抓一包
16:13下樓我們抓一包
16:16反了你了還
16:18我告訴你啊
16:19這事由不得你做主
16:20親事已經說好了
16:22明天上午你去領賬
16:23下午人家就把彩禮錢給我打過來了
16:26現在人口買賣都合法了
16:28一手交錢一手交人
16:30我不去
16:31誰愛嫁誰嫁
16:33你
16:34你不嫁
16:35你不嫁我怎麼結婚呢
16:37小小問我們家要二十萬才理的
16:39就是
16:40當初要不是藥主攤吧
16:42把你撿回來
16:43你都不知道死在哪兒
16:45怎麼著
16:46我養了你這麼多年
16:47養出個白眼狼啊
16:49我不是再打工了
16:52我賺了錢就還給你
16:54你個送外賣的
16:55你得攢到猴年馬月
16:57你能湊夠二十萬呢
16:59就是
17:01等你攢夠二十萬
17:03小小都當奶奶了
17:06我在外面就聽到了
17:08你們兩個能不能不要再為那阿興了
17:10這孩子為了這個家
17:12連大學都沒有念完就開始打工
17:14你們還想怎麼樣
17:18那不是因為你沒用啊
17:20我不知道他要找誰啊
17:21這錢我來拿
17:25我來拿
17:36我就知道你有錢
17:38我先找電話給消消
17:40兒子
17:41爸趕快陪你去銀行啊
17:42走走走走
17:43走走走走
17:46爸
17:47你們藝術館的保安公司不就兩千五嗎
17:49你哪來這麼多錢
17:51是
17:54館長
17:55我們藝術館新到的一幅名畫被保安偷走了
17:59被偷走了
18:00你們就去追回來
18:01快去
18:02是 是
18:04你不會又去工地上扛大包了吧
18:06我想去
18:08人家也不要我這把老骨頭呀
18:10放心放心
18:11是爸爸借的
18:14咱家這個條件
18:15誰願意借咱們家錢啊
18:17你老實交代
18:19陸大福
18:20陸大福
18:21趕緊把畫交出來
18:25那畫
18:26我以前賣了
18:28那我們就報警
18:29你等著坐牢吧
18:30什麼畫
18:31什麼畫
18:33爸
18:34你偷東西了
18:36我願意坐牢
18:37我跟你們走
18:38別
18:39別連累我的家人就行
18:44別報警
18:45我有錢
18:46你們的畫我來陪
18:47你們的畫我來陪
18:50沒錢
18:51不算
18:52是
18:53現在
18:54我的一開始
18:55如果你們是
18:56你們的畫面
18:57應該會覺得
18:58阿嶼
18:59要是再快一步
19:02說不定就能知道
19:03阿嶼的消息了
19:04反正今天
19:05錢不敢够
19:06我就不起來了
19:07看誰好走過誰
19:08以後別讓我再見到你
19:10用刺掌
19:11艷長
19:12Well, the picture has already been given to him.
19:14We brought him to her daughter.
19:17This is a small thing to do with me.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:20Please.
19:21Please.
19:22Please.
19:23Please.
19:27It's you.
19:30You're the man.
19:33You're the man.
19:35We are also friends.
19:37We are friends.
19:39You're the man.
19:42You're the man.
19:45This is a piece of paper.
19:47I'll pay you.
19:48Well,
19:49that's the letter of the paper.
19:51The price is 200,000.
19:54The cash is for cash.
19:56You can pay for money.
19:57You're the man.
19:58I'm going to pay for money.
19:59I'm not going to pay for money.
20:02I'm going to pay for money.
20:04I'm going to pay for money.
20:06You don't pay for money.
20:07You don't pay for money.
20:08It's worse.
20:09You're thelaid.
20:21How brave…
20:22Probably.
20:23That's fine.
20:24Well…
20:27That's fine.
20:28That's fine.
20:29That's fine.
20:31You will be at the school business owner.
20:33That's fine.
20:35You're the man who does.
20:37月薪五千 就得还到什么时候
20:42三十年 还完刚好退休
20:44三十年
20:46在此期间 你的时间 你的自由 还有你赚的钱都是我的
20:52简单来说 你这个人就是我
20:56你这是违法 我也算我完全的好
21:00小李 报警
21:02已经签好了 老板
21:04杜兴
21:10龙子在 请分
21:13从今天开始 你就负责清理这个暂停
21:21这些是编号吗 这么多数字 能记得住
21:32这里面有一些物品要出售 你看的是价钱
21:40这个三千万
21:45那这个呢
21:47那个六千万
21:48六千万你就放地上
21:50之前我在电视上见过呀 大鹰不欧宝呢
21:57那你这个 是假货
21:59你看到的那个 上面有盖子吗
22:03没有吧
22:04那你这个 岂不是无价之宝了
22:08那你这个 岂不是无价之宝了
22:12那你这个岂不是无价之宝
22:16那你这个岂不是无价之宝
22:18那你这个岂不是有价之宝
22:21以许感慨这些 不如担心一下你今天的工作
22:27不就是清理展品嘛
22:28这几十件为善无就能干我
22:30工具给我
22:30Give me the tool.
22:34This is so small.
22:35What time is this?
22:37You can use the tool.
22:39If you have broken the tool,
22:40you will be able to use the tool.
22:45Don't say that.
22:46This little thing is pretty good.
22:55Who is this?
22:57Why do you find my daughter?
22:58She is my friend.
22:59She was five years old.
23:01She was five years old.
23:02She was five years old.
23:03How do you remember her?
23:04I will never forget her.
23:06Someone help us find a girl is a good thing.
23:10This is my daughter's old.
23:12She had a picture.
23:13Do you have a picture of her?
23:15She has a picture of her?
23:17She has a picture of her.
23:19She has a picture of her.
23:24This is her.
23:26She has a picture of her.
23:28She has a picture of her.
23:30She has a picture of her.
23:31She has a picture of your daughter.
23:33She has a picture of her.
23:34啊
23:40啊
23:44啊
23:46啊
23:51啊
23:54小心点
23:55我没事
23:57我就脚痒了一层
23:58我是让你小心我的东西
24:00这里随便碰掉一样
24:01你都赔不起
24:02万物的赐本枪
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