00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:07I should step back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody, but he's a mess!
00:12Terrimar!
00:14And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:25Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:30You know, I've got this crazy feeling,
00:35like something good is gonna happen today!
00:37I hate to break it, do you know me, but that isn't the case!
00:41At 2.30, you will be skewered by needles!
00:46At 3.45, you will be roasted alive!
00:49What is this? Who's saying all these crazy things?
00:52Who's there?
00:54No one's there!
00:56I'm losing my mind!
01:00So, did I scare you or what?
01:07Weird yapping feel with the legs!
01:09Clean your glasses! I'm clearly a cat-shaped robot!
01:12It's talking!
01:13Yes, I'm a talking cat-shaped robot!
01:16Well, what in the world do you want from me?
01:18And more importantly, how the heck did you just crawl out of my dust jar?
01:22I wouldn't get bogged down in the details right now.
01:25The thing to focus on is that I've come here to save you from a horrible fate!
01:29The thing with the needles? And the roasting?
01:32Nah, that stuff is totally gonna happen.
01:35And worse, the horrible fate is that you will lead a truly crummy life!
01:39Stop freaking me out! You have no idea what sort of life I'll end up having!
01:44On the contrary, I do!
01:46Don't you want to know how I know this?
01:48Hold on, what's this?
01:54That's a dorayaki, but we call them yummy buns.
01:57Yummy bun?
01:59Robocat scores!
02:02Delicious!
02:09Those are amazing!
02:11You know, I think I'll like it here!
02:15Catch you later!
02:24Robot cat in my desk! I am losing it!
02:32Just a weird dream!
02:36Yep, a totally crazy dream!
02:37Hey, Doraemon!
02:42Oh good, Doraemon's gone!
02:45I told him I wouldn't interfere, but I had to see the look on your face when you found out!
02:49Listen, you and Doraemon are gonna have some amazing adventures!
02:53You know, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you, Nobi.
02:55I'm actually kind of jealous of you guys!
02:57But if anyone needs Doraemon to help them out, it's definitely you!
03:01Your life turns out terrible, really rotten!
03:04It's so bad, it actually becomes a cautionary tale!
03:07So that's why I decided to send Doraemon back here to live with you!
03:10That cat will turn your life around!
03:12He's gonna make things bizarre and crazy and super awesome!
03:15You'll see, Grandpa!
03:17Now wait a second!
03:18Why are you calling me Grandpa? We're like the same age!
03:20Wait, you don't know?
03:21Doraemon was supposed to tell you all that!
03:24Right!
03:25I forgot that part!
03:26Well tell him!
03:27No wonder he looks so confused!
03:29The two of us have come here today from the future!
03:32Yeah, we used a time machine!
03:34We accidentally opened a portal inside your desk drawer!
03:36Hm?
03:37What do people from the future want with me?
03:39It was Sobi's idea!
03:41This guy here's your great-great-grandson!
03:43And that makes you my grandpa's grandpa!
03:46Hm?
03:47But I'm still just a kid!
03:49How can I possibly have grandkids who have grandkids?
03:52You are right about this guy!
03:54Hush!
03:56Look, one day you're gonna grow up and become an adult!
03:59Hm?
04:00And then eventually you're gonna get married!
04:02Yeah?
04:03I guess I might!
04:04No, you will!
04:05In exactly 14 years!
04:07Really?
04:09So, who's it gonna be?
04:11It's someone super cool, right?
04:13Do you remember who it was?
04:14Were they cool?
04:15Hm?
04:16Not really!
04:17Let's see...
04:18I believe her name was Little G!
04:20Oh, yeah!
04:21Right!
04:22Little G!
04:26Do you have any idea how ridiculous that is?
04:28The girl you're saying I'm gonna marry is Big G's little sister!
04:31That is wrong on so many levels!
04:33Listen, there's no point in complaining to me about it!
04:35There's no way!
04:36Please, no!
04:37Maybe you need to see some photographic evidence!
04:40Evidence?
04:41Photos of your wedding day!
04:44The litter of children you had...
04:46Wait...
04:48It gets even uglier!
04:50Yeah, that's definitely not pretty!
04:51Talk about embarrassing!
04:52Tell me about it!
04:53This is all life!
04:54Wow!
04:55No need to panic!
04:56Yeah, just hear us out!
04:57No more hearing!
04:58No!
04:59Get out of here!
05:00Come on!
05:03That is nothing but crazy talk!
05:04There's no way I'm ever gonna believe it!
05:06What's going on?
05:07What's wrong?
05:08Nobi!
05:09Nobi, stop!
05:10Just calm down!
05:11Put down the broom!
05:13Crazy future people in my desk drawer!
05:16I see...
05:17You had a scary dream, that's all!
05:21Look!
05:22There's nothing in here but some pens, pencils, and old wads of chewing gum!
05:27You know what your grandpa would tell me when I had a bad dream?
05:30He said bad dreams are actually great dreams in disguise because they mean something good's about to happen!
05:35That's right!
05:36So you have nothing to worry about!
05:38That is one wild imagination you have!
05:40You might just end up having a career making cartoons!
05:42Oh!
05:43Absolutely!
05:44Yeah, but...
05:45Something tells me it wasn't a dream!
05:47Two-thirties skewered by needles!
05:50Hmm?
05:51Wait!
05:52That means I only have one minute left!
05:54But...
05:55I don't see anything sharp or pokey!
05:57Can't just make a needle in sixty seconds!
05:59I'm getting worked up for nothing!
06:00Yeah!
06:01Just a bunch of garblygook!
06:02Simply a bad dream!
06:03Hey, Noby!
06:04Huh?
06:05Huh?
06:07Hey there, Sue!
06:09And Big Kid, Little G?
06:11We lost our bad mitten birdie!
06:13Will you get it?
06:14You don't have to clobber it every time he comes to you, Big G!
06:17It wouldn't be a problem if his house didn't have a roof!
06:20Steady, steady like a cat!
06:22I meant go get a ladder!
06:24Nope!
06:25I got it!
06:38I did warn you!
06:42Terrible place for a cactus!
06:44Are you alright?
06:45It's like your butt was skewered by needles!
06:49He was right!
06:50The thing with the needles did happen!
06:52What's going on, Noby?
06:54What?
06:55I'm totally fine!
06:56There's nothing weird in my life at all!
06:58Okay...
06:59Well, do you wanna join us then?
07:01Play some badmitten?
07:04Don't bother!
07:05He's a terrible player!
07:06He's just gonna end up losing!
07:08Not true!
07:10Look, you're on, Big G!
07:11Let's do it!
07:12What?
07:13You wanna play me?
07:14Oh, that'll be fun!
07:15Every time you miss, I get to paint something on your face!
07:19Huh?
07:20Hey, us girls were having our own game till you barged in, and now you're kicking us out entirely!
07:24Put a sock in it!
07:25You wanna chicken out?
07:26Now's your chance!
07:27No way!
07:28I'm taking you down!
07:29Come on!
07:30Let's start this thing!
07:31My art project is done!
07:32Ran out of canvas!
07:33It's a good look for you, Noby!
07:34Did you really have to turn me into Martian Big G?
07:36If I really end up marrying little G, then that means Big G is gonna be my brother!
07:41That is a horrible fate!
07:42Big G as my brother!
07:43No!
07:44I won't do it!
07:45I won't do it!
07:46I won't do it!
07:47I don't care what the robot cat says!
07:48I don't wanna marry little G!
07:49Huh?
07:50Huh?
07:51And who says I'd marry you, you big loser?
08:05That's my sister, you jerk!
08:15That's my sister you jerk if you're dissing her you're dissing me
08:38That really was horrible
08:41345 you'll be roasted alive
08:43Yeah, yeah, right like that's gonna happen
08:51What's going on huh no be what happened
08:58Here you go, I brought you some nice dry clothes
09:01This is sort of like being roasted he was right again
09:06Okay, you may be from the future, but how do I know you're right about my life?
09:18Because we know how it turns out, but you can totally change all that if you just make better choices now
09:24So basically whether you end up having an amazing future or a crummy one depends entirely on you
09:29It's up to me huh wait a sec if my fate changes and I don't marry little G then that means you would never be born
09:38So now he's an expert on time travel it's time travel stuff don't overthink it
09:43And to make sure things go smoothly and you don't get off track
09:46You're gonna have me by your side through every bit to help you out
09:50Hey, you mean it absolutely
09:52Cool, I've got a robot cat best friend now
09:59Great, I'm so glad you're on board with this plan all right. I'm going back to the future now. I'm counting on you Doraemon
10:05You got it
10:07Hmm. Hey, you know since I've come all this way. I might as well check out what the city looks like in this time period
10:14Hey, if you don't get back, then your mom is gonna let you have it. I just want to take a quick peek
10:19Oh, all right, then
10:21Let's break out
10:27Put it on and I'll put yours on for you
10:35Oh
10:41Question could you possibly put this on the wrong part of my body? Hey, it's working, isn't it?
10:47Well, sort of
10:49Look, I'm one seriously high-tech Robocat. I don't make mistakes. You gotta relax and learn to trust me
10:59I'm not trusting
11:05Plasma cannons
11:09Fire the torpedoes
11:12Stations everyone this ship's unstoppable
11:16You seem to be having fun scribbling away
11:19Hey, it's not scribble. It's the space destroyer USS Noby mega cool, huh?
11:25Now if I could really build it, I'd rule the universe
11:35Captain Noby, the enemy has begun to attack
11:44Where's the plus mechanics?
11:45Roger
11:46Victory
11:54Captain Noby, you saved the galaxy
11:56Well, yeah, I guess I did
11:58Again
11:59Let's build it
12:00Let's build it
12:01What?
12:02Oh, you know
12:03There you go
12:04The MesaMaker
12:05We can make my ship with this thing. Yep. First the materials. What do you mean? Do you have any plastic lying around? Hmm. Yeah, I got some stuff
12:18I've got all these old toys. I don't play with anymore. Dump them in the Mecha Maker
12:22And then we chuck on your scribbly drawing of the space ship
12:46Voila!
12:47Wow, this looks so much better in my head
12:55Yeah, I don't think NASA will be hiring you
12:57But you'll like it better when you're at the controls, Captain
13:03What are we waiting for?
13:04Let's go
13:05Space destroyer class USS Noby
13:11Launch!
13:12We should be waiting!
13:14We should be waiting!
13:15We should be waiting!
13:16Ha ha!
13:17We should be waiting!
13:18Ha ha!
13:19Good! Very good!
13:20Ha ha ha!
13:21Ha ha ha!
13:22Good! Very good!
13:23Woohoo!
13:24Ha ha ha!
13:25Ha ha ha!
13:26Ha ha ha!
13:27Get it!
13:28Hey!
13:29Huh?
13:30Huh?
13:31Oh!
13:32Hey there, Sue!
13:33Oh!
13:34Hi, Noby!
13:35Wah!
13:36Huh?
13:37Look out!
13:39Look out!
13:40Phew, that was a close one.
13:46Good shooting, Captain.
13:47I smell burnt hair.
13:56Space destroyer USS Nobby, return to port.
14:01It might not be pretty, but I designed it myself.
14:04Well, I think it's awesome.
14:06Yeah, it is.
14:07Okay, now let's go show it off to Sneetch and Big G.
14:10Battleship USS Sneetch, fire all cannons!
14:24Wow, that was far from cool.
14:26Yeah, yeah, okay, I know that, but it was really super expensive,
14:28and I forgot to keep the stupid, stupid receipt!
14:32What is this?
14:37Check out my latest killer creation, guys.
14:39The USS space destroyer, Nobby.
14:41What?
14:42You made that?
14:43Plasma cannons!
14:45Particle beams!
14:49So cool!
14:51Oh, awesome!
14:52He can barely tie his shoes, and he made that?
14:55It's easy as pie.
14:56You just gotta load the design and some junk into the Mecha Maker.
14:59So, this Mecha Maker you speak of.
15:02Huh?
15:03Let's trade!
15:04I'll give you a hundred yummy buns.
15:05Hey, Doraemon's gadgets aren't for sale!
15:07A hundred yummy buns!
15:10You'd be greedy of me not to share.
15:15Thanks, Doraemon.
15:16All those yummy buns will be in the mail.
15:18Later, losers.
15:19How could you just sell out to snitch like that?
15:24I'm a robo-cat with a weakness.
15:26I love yummy buns!
15:34Ta-da!
15:35Ugh!
15:35The design specs for every spaceship you've ever seen in a movie or TV show are in this book.
15:40Uh, so?
15:42So?
15:43To do it right, I'll steal all the best parts from all the coolest ships.
15:48I get it!
15:48This is gonna rule!
15:50And I won't skimp on materials, only brand new expensive models.
15:54Right on!
15:55Add in some extra plastic to make it super strong.
15:58Sneet, you are a genius!
16:01This spaceship is gonna be epic!
16:03Let's call it the Big Star Fortress G-Sneech!
16:11Sweet!
16:14Big Star Fortress G-Sneech complete!
16:22A hundred shots, a hundred hits!
16:24Come on, Nobi!
16:25It's my turn!
16:26Let me try!
16:26I'm gonna try it, too!
16:27Big Star Fortress G-Sneech, attack!
16:34Blow Nobi spaceship out of the sky!
16:36Yeah, wait, what'd you say?
16:38No, no, no, don't do that!
16:43Go pick on a spaceship your own size!
16:46Excuse me, but those yummy buns you promised?
16:49Oh, Doraemon, didn't you hear the news?
16:52Yummy buns are out of stock!
16:53None for you!
17:00You cheated!
17:01Hey, you okay, buddy?
17:03You tricked me.
17:05This means war, Snitch!
17:06Yeah!
17:08Plasma cannons, fire!
17:09Look at that, not a scratch!
17:16Ultra Beam, fire!
17:27So thanks to the Big Star Fortress G-Sneech,
17:30The USS Flying Trash Can Nobi has been defeated!
17:37Now, I've lost my cool spaceship just as you could-
17:40We have to make an even more powerful space destroyer!
17:44Easy there, Doraemon!
17:47Snitch, shoot at me!
17:54It's time for us to get the Mecha Maker back!
17:57Let's go!
17:59The Anywhere Tor?
18:00Okay!
18:06We're going home to design a mega ship!
18:09Yeah, Big Star Fortress G-Sneech is going down!
18:13We're gonna need all this paper just to fit the design!
18:16It's so big, I need three hands!
18:19Maybe bigger doesn't always mean better?
18:22Ah, jeez, everyone's a critic!
18:26The Field Printer!
18:28This gadget will take your stinky sketch and de-stingify it!
18:33And that should do it!
18:35For materials, let's go with steel!
18:38Huh? You sure?
18:39Boo!
18:39The honor of Yummy Buns is at stake and Snitch is going to fill my steely wrath!
18:46Empty cat, old bucket, crusty nail, revenge is a dish best served with Yummy Buns!
18:52Snitch sure messed with the wrong Robocat!
18:54We're going to need a lot more steel to finish making this ship!
18:58But we're not going to find that much metal just lying around!
19:01This thing is an eyesore!
19:02Hey, if you don't want this car, we'll get rid of it for ya!
19:05Great! I never want to see this pile of junk again!
19:08See? We're doing him a favor!
19:10Mm-hmm!
19:12If it's metal, throw it in!
19:15You got it!
19:17Reduce, reuse, recycle!
19:20Even car parts!
19:21The big Star Fortress G-SNITCH is invincible!
19:43Alright, you guys! You're going down!
19:48Hmm?
19:49Meet the U.S.S. Bonaventure!
19:54No, I won't let them beat me!
19:58Take him out, Ultra Bean!
20:04You can't pierce solid steel impervious to your puny attacks!
20:08This might not end well!
20:10Geez, let's run!
20:12Run!
20:18Drymon, we totally did it!
20:21But I'm just getting started!
20:23No one cheats me out of yummy buns and gets away with it!
20:26You're starting to freak me out!
20:30This way!
20:33Quick, hide it in there! In that pipe!
20:35Yeah, good idea, Big G. They'll never look there!
20:37You can't hide from justice!
20:42Prepare yourselves for a hundred buns worth of hungry Robocat vengeance!
20:56Never stand between a Robocat and his yummy buns!
21:01What do you mean you want your old car back?
21:05You said you never wanted to see it again!
21:07No way, man! That car was a work of art!
21:10A classic example of post-modern automotive design!
21:13I'm sorry, guys. Could you just give the car back?
21:16Well, okie dokie.
21:18Huh?
21:21Go easy on the starboard thrusters!
21:24Watch out for enemy aliens!
21:26Drive carefully!
21:27Woohoo!
21:28Woohoo!
21:29Woohoo!
21:30Woohoo!
21:35Sent from a dark future to change the course of time and protect one human from failure.
21:42Are you sure you know what you're doing?
21:44All data deleted.
21:48Meet the cat that will change all that.
21:50This is one of those extra-dimensional deals.
21:52That's crazy.
21:53Doraemon!
21:54You got it!
21:55The future is meow!
21:56Forgot to tell you about that!
21:58Doraemon!
21:59Brand new tomorrow at 1230, 1130 Central on Disney XD.
