Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead | movie | 2009 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00Tell me, what do you know about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?

00:07Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, they're two idiots hired to spy on Hamlet.

00:13They die at the end, right?

00:16Do you have some young hussy in bed with you?

00:18No.

00:19I have to go to the theater where I'm directing Hamlet. Sort of.

00:24This is Theo Horace, our writer.

00:26The control that this man has over these women, it's unbelievable.

00:31Did I do good, Master?

00:33No, you did not do it.

00:34No, no, no.

00:35Everyone thinks he's dead and he can't be in the play.

00:37We've already had all those posters made.

00:39Maybe one of us is gonna, like, get promoted to playing Hamlet.

00:42Well, then that's definitely me.

00:44Why is it definitely you?

00:45I guess I'm pretty sure Hamlet wasn't some sort of Spanish male whore.

00:50Everyone involved dies or becomes a vampire themselves.

00:53I know, we're making a play about vampires.

00:56It's not like they're real.

00:57Are they?

00:59I work for a secret society that deals with a blast of life.

01:03I gotta tell you something.

01:04I can't die.

01:05This is terrible timing for me.

01:06I'm playing Hamlet right now.

01:08I think you can kill them with a steak.

01:10They can drink all that raw blood that they can't handle with steak.

01:12Weird, isn't it?

01:14How art imitates life.

01:16Theo's a vampire.

01:17You care for Anna enough to risk your life to save her?

01:19That's what I'm asking.

01:20I don't think I can go through with this.

01:21What's the worst that can happen?

01:23Gee, I don't know, Dad.

01:24Maybe that I die or become a vampire.

01:28I'm gonna find the grail and try to cure this curse.

01:30But it's not a curse, it's a gift.

01:32And with it, you never have to grow up.

01:34I thought you wanted me to grow up.

01:38Uh, okay. So, your son's crazy, as you probably know.

01:41And we have enough evidence here to plead insanity.

01:43If he turns himself in.

01:48Like, since we're making these modernizations, bro?

01:50Instead of Rosencrantz and Guildensterns?

01:53But what about, like,

01:55Dudencrantz and Dagenstern?

01:57Quick note.

01:58There's still time to combine this into one character.

02:11Step Casey

02:14Step Casey

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead | movie | 2009 | Official Trailer

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