00:00Ladies and gentlemen, before the hottest news break out of Hollywood in years blazes across the headlines and through the loudspeakers of the nation,
00:11we'd like you to get the story directly from one of the party's most intimately involved, Miss Ginger Rogers.
00:17Hello. Yes, it happened to me, but it could just as easily have happened to any one of you out there.
00:25You see, I have a wedding ring, a marriage license, and even a husband.
00:34But we're not married.
00:37It all began when a very confused Justice of the Peace performed a wedding that was not exactly legal.
00:45And he pulled the same boner on Marilyn Monroe and David Wayne, Eve Arden and Paul Douglas,
00:52Eddie Bracken and Mitt Tegainer.
00:55Louis Calhoun and Zsa Zsa Gabor.
00:58He jumped the gun.
01:00The appointment was for January 1st and this clown began marrying people before he had the authority.
01:05Let's get organized here.
01:20What is all this nonsense about you not wanting to get married again?
01:23Well, it's true, sir.
01:24Heaven has finally blessed our union with a little annulment.
01:27Well, I'm afraid you'll have to skip it this time.
01:29We've got a nice setup here, and if you're not married, we're crook.
