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  • 7/8/2025
Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a | dG1fT2tMQnQwUEl6bkE
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00:01Excuse me, are you going to Farcombe?
00:04Why ever didn't they think of it before?
00:06Yes, it's the Carry On Gang bursting into the beauty business in Carry On Girls.
00:12Enjoying the view?
00:13Oh, sorry.
00:14Young women being shown off like cattle for the sexual gratification of a lot of drooling men.
00:20You're all for it, aren't you?
00:22Yes, any time.
00:30Just think of all those lovely 38s and 40s, bobbling up and down.
00:36I am.
00:38Their aim is to put Furcombe on sea in the public eye.
00:42To give it a leg up.
00:44Don't just stand there, come and give her a funk up.
00:46And wherever there are beauties, there are bound to be a few beasts.
00:50Well, come on then.
00:52It's the raciest Carry On Yet, packed with familiar faces.
00:58There's Sid James.
01:00You could deal with a spot of rouge on your cheeks.
01:02He's a big knob on the council.
01:04Hop in here and I'll prove it.
01:06Barbara Windsor, Miss Easy Rider.
01:08She's in for a hard time with...
01:10It's Connie.
01:12Joan Sims.
01:13Connie, just a minute, Connie.
01:14Now, Connie, wait a minute.
01:15Oh, hello.
01:17Kenneth Connor, a smash hit as the mayor.
01:22That should do it good.
01:24And here's someone waiting to be stuffed.
01:26Bernard Breslau.
01:28I'll do that, Salsie.
01:30June Whitfield.
01:31Rosemary.
01:32Get the candle.
01:34A lady who knows how to use a candle at both ends.
01:42This way, me dear. Over here.
01:46Well, you won't know all this is, but...
01:48Well, I want you to take my knickers down.
01:52Now, come on, girls.
01:54Don't forget. Cheese, please.
01:56Plenty of cheese.
01:58Come on, throw me a thing in my bobbles house.
02:00Not right out, darling.
02:02It's not an educational program.
02:04Carry on, girls.
02:06It's an education that'll make your pupils stand out in their sockets.
02:10Oh, I can assure you, you'll never see anything like this again.
02:12Let your hair down.
02:16Let everything down.
02:18As Peter Rogers and Gerald Thomas invite you to bask in the funniest, funniest carry-on of them all.
02:24Thank you, ребята.
02:36doin'
02:40Thank you for listening!
02:42applauding

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