00:30David. David. I am the Wish Goblin. With my power, you can get three wishes, David.
00:44Who are you?
00:45I just explained it. I just went through my whole thing. I rehearsed.
00:50How did you get in here?
00:51I'm a goblin, dumbass. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
00:57Did you have to do this today?
01:00I wish I knew you were coming sooner. What the hell was that?
01:05Now you knew I was coming three days ago. You had three days to prepare, David. Three days. Three whole days.
01:12Wait, wait, wait. Was that a wish? Just now?
01:18You have two wishes left, David.
01:19That was way too fast. I wish you would have explained that better. Are you serious?
01:25Oh, now you know the extensive details and limitations behind my magic. You know everything, David. Knowledge is your power.
01:34Now I only have one wish left.
01:37Ugh. One wish, David. Use it wisely. Think about it. This could change the fabric of your life. Or the universe. Or the universe, David.
01:50Is there anything you've ever wanted? Anything you've ever coveted?
01:55Yeah, you can have it, David. Anything you want!
01:58Just give it to me, David. What do you want?
02:02Well, there is one thing.
02:06What do you want, David? Tell me.
02:10I wish...
02:13to have an office job!
02:15What? You want... that's what you want? That's not even... that's not even close. That's like...
02:21You were looking! You were looking at the saxophone! You were looking at the saxophone! I saw you! I saw you peek! I saw you peek at the saxophone, David!
02:32Just a nice, stable office job with a desk and a cubicle and those sticky note things.
02:46Fine. If that's what you want, you must know by now. I require payment for my services. Give me your driver's license.
03:09Now may your wish come true.
03:16Are you David Dunn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26David Dunn, you are under arrest for tax fraud, insider trading, possession...
03:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What the hell are you talking about?
03:35This is you, isn't it?
03:37No. No, no, that's not me! That's an imposter!
03:42Then prove it! How?
03:43Show me your driver's license!
03:45God damn it! That fucking...
03:48God damn it! That fucking...
03:50I got you!
03:51God damn it!
03:52God damn it!
03:53God damn it!
03:54How?
03:55Maybe you should go down to the phone in the carola or private room!
