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  • 7/7/2025
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom seem to be off to a great start in their new relationship dynamic ... because they're making the co-parenting thing look easy ... with an assist from a mega yacht.

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00:01Now that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have split,
00:04they're doing what every broken-up couple does.
00:07Go on Jeff and Lauren Bezos' honeymoon together!
00:11Okay, not every broken-up couple does that,
00:13but maybe it'll start a trend.
00:15Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom,
00:17their reps have released a joint statement saying,
00:19yes, they are single,
00:20but they're focusing on raising their daughter.
00:22Which includes being together with their daughter Daisy
00:25on the Amalfi Coast
00:26and on Katy's yacht with the newlyweds.
00:29Why would you bring people on your honeymoon?
00:31You gotta remember too,
00:32they got married a while ago.
00:34Which means they're past the honeymoon stage,
00:36they're in the we can't exist
00:38without being around celebrities stage.
00:40But Orlando knows how to co-parent,
00:42as he already does it with ex-Miranda Kerr.
00:45They're all kind of a blended family.
00:47Like Katy and Miranda are friends.
00:49When two women date the same guy
00:52and both women break up with that guy,
00:54do they talk crap about the guy?
00:56Of course!
00:57You knew the answer, you were trolling the women.
00:59You just want to see how catty girls can be.
01:01And the answer is, very!
01:03Men would do the same.
01:05I don't think men do it the way women do it.
01:07You don't think if me and Beckerman had been with the same girl,
01:09that's all we talk about.
01:10You talk about banging her,
01:11you wouldn't talk about all the bad stuff.
01:13Oh, we'd talk about how crazy she was,
01:14but the sex was fantastic.
01:16So, thanks, Katy and Orlando,
01:20and enjoy the honeymoon, Jeff and Lauren,
01:23cause nothing says our love will last forever
01:26like being around people whose relationship fell apart.
01:29Ciao, fellas!

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