- 7/7/2025
Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend S Shorttv Shorthot Short
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:06What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher?
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:52What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yeah, baby.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:21Leanne.
00:01:23We need to talk.
00:01:25What?
00:01:26I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:29What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:31I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:35This isn't working out.
00:01:37Goodbye, honey.
00:01:41I can't do this anymore.
00:01:43What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:45I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:46I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:47This isn't working out.
00:01:48But, but...
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:59What am I doing?
00:02:00I'm breaking up with you.
00:02:08So, I tell him.
00:02:10Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:12That's an okra.
00:02:14Like, seriously?
00:02:16So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:19I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:23How about you and I...
00:02:26Um, you're...
00:02:27Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:29Be right back.
00:02:33So, I was thinking...
00:02:36How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:40Sorry.
00:02:41I'll be right back.
00:02:52Oh, damn it!
00:02:56Shit!
00:02:57I'm so sorry.
00:02:58I'm so sorry.
00:03:00Oh my god.
00:03:01Oh my god.
00:03:02Asher?
00:03:03Yeah.
00:03:04What are you doing?
00:03:05Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:07Sam.
00:03:09Can you grab a drink?
00:03:11Sure.
00:03:16How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:20Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:22We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:24Pinky swear?
00:03:26Pinky swear.
00:03:27Friends forever.
00:03:28Stop doing that.
00:03:33We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:35Pinky swear?
00:03:37Pinky swear.
00:03:38Friends forever.
00:03:40Stop doing that.
00:03:49Oh, what about work?
00:03:50I actually just started a new job.
00:03:52I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:54Small world.
00:03:55Not our biggest client.
00:03:57No way.
00:03:59Wait, what do you do?
00:04:00I work at a software development startup.
00:04:05Hey.
00:04:06That's cool.
00:04:07What about your love life?
00:04:08What?
00:04:09What about your love life?
00:04:10What?
00:04:11What about your love life?
00:04:12Oh my god.
00:04:13Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:14A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:15Cheers mate.
00:04:16How about we?
00:04:17Stop it.
00:04:18No.
00:04:19Hey.
00:04:20We're friends.
00:04:21Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:22Sex ruins everything.
00:04:23Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:24I'll be your winged woman though.
00:04:25I'll be your winged woman though.
00:04:26I'll be your winged woman.
00:04:27What?
00:04:28What?
00:04:29What?
00:04:30What?
00:04:31What?
00:04:32What?
00:04:33What?
00:04:34What?
00:04:35What?
00:04:36What?
00:04:37What?
00:04:38What?
00:04:40What?
00:04:41What?
00:04:42What?
00:04:43What?
00:04:44What?
00:04:45What about you, Ian?
00:04:46What!
00:04:47Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm I'm your men.
00:04:52Sex ruins everything.
00:04:55Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:57Hmm.
00:04:59I'll be your winged woman though.
00:05:00I'm not your winged man.
00:05:05Fuck!
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:42I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48Stop.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:07:10Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:07:44What are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:46What am I doing here?
00:07:48Oh, my head.
00:07:50My head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:07:55Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:06What?
00:08:07Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because.
00:08:13Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:15Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:24But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:31What?
00:08:32Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:37You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Sold.
00:08:58Quantic benefits.
00:08:59And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:29Hello, ladies.
00:09:35Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:43We know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:49He's here to see my father.
00:09:51Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:57He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:02I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:06Listen.
00:10:07Gotta run, but...
00:10:08Talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:12Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:13You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:19What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:35A contract?
00:10:36It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 1.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:45Good point.
00:10:46Article 2.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:53Article 3.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article 4.
00:11:01No lies.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:06Article 5.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:13I don't like that one.
00:11:17Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:29Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:33Let's see.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:44Let's see.
00:11:44Let's see.
00:11:45Let's see.
00:11:46Let's see.
00:11:47Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:11:50Let's see.
00:11:51Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:54Let's see.
00:11:55Let's see.
00:11:57Let's see.
00:11:58Let's see.
00:11:59Let's see.
00:12:00Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:03Let's see.
00:12:33No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:40And I think you're insane.
00:12:41No, you do too.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:50Will you go out with me?
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:00No.
00:13:03I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:10Forget the contract.
00:13:12No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:22Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:25Come on.
00:13:36Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:13:48Friends first.
00:13:48So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:00Yes, you will.
00:14:01He asked me out.
00:14:16He asked me out.
00:14:18Breathe, Beth.
00:14:19Breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing money for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:31Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:33You can give me some tips.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37Um.
00:14:38Yeah, okay.
00:14:39I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-pettie ready for the big fight.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:06He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:13I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:19Cool.
00:15:20What about sports?
00:15:23Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:27I can't do that.
00:15:28If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:30he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:33Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:45It's me and Asher?
00:15:48I'm just-
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:50Never.
00:15:51He's-
00:15:51We're-
00:15:52We're friends.
00:15:54We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:00Oh, Mason's.
00:16:01On third.
00:16:02It's super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:05Uh, siblings?
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:06And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:14Really?
00:16:15Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:18my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:20I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:24It's my favorite city.
00:16:26Where was the school?
00:16:29Um, I...
00:16:31Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:43That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:49I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:52I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:02That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:14Listen.
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:21Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30Wow.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:34Why?
00:17:35Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:41No, no, it...
00:17:42That's not what I meant.
00:17:43It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:48Let's wait.
00:17:49So, it can be perfect.
00:17:53Yeah?
00:17:57Yes!
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:02Toodles.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:03Beth?
00:18:10It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you...
00:18:18Jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:26Did you sleep together?
00:18:29No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh, God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth.
00:18:44You don't?
00:18:45Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:47I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:51You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:54I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:07Oh?
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:14Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:16Maybe.
00:19:16Give it back.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:19It's not funny.
00:19:20Mm.
00:19:21Mm.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:23All right.
00:19:23That was rude.
00:19:31That was rude.
00:19:31It was rude.
00:19:33I was rude.
00:19:33It was rude.
00:19:36Leanne Lamont, you do not
00:20:04Have feelings for Asher
00:20:06You will not
00:20:08Have feelings for Asher
00:20:10True love does not
00:20:12Exist, you will only get
00:20:14Hurt, he is your friend
00:20:16Don't blow it
00:20:18Friendship first
00:20:20Leanne Lamont
00:20:22You do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:24You will not have feelings
00:20:26For Asher, true love
00:20:28Does not exist, you will only
00:20:30Get hurt, he is your friend
00:20:32Don't blow it
00:20:33Friendship first
00:20:36Leanne Lamont
00:20:39Hey
00:20:43Shit
00:20:46Shit, I'm so sorry
00:20:51My bad, my fault
00:21:01Hang on
00:21:03Hang on
00:21:16You got a tissue
00:21:20Here, let me
00:21:25Hey, what are you doing
00:21:27Stop cock-fucking me
00:21:28Oh, I didn't realize
00:21:30Hey Asher
00:21:32Eric
00:21:34Okay
00:21:37Okay
00:21:37Well, see you guys later
00:21:40Here
00:21:44Thank you
00:21:45Thank you
00:21:47Um, I'm Leanne, by the way
00:21:50I'm Eric
00:21:51That was fun
00:22:01Yeah, was that fun
00:22:03Yeah, was that fun
00:22:03Yeah, was that fun
00:22:03Or was Eric fun
00:22:05Both
00:22:08Okay
00:22:09You gotta watch out for him
00:22:10He's a player
00:22:11So what?
00:22:14Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No, that's not what I'm saying
00:22:17Oh, my God
00:22:20Are you jealous?
00:22:23No, I'm not jealous
00:22:24Why would I be jealous?
00:22:25We're friends with benefits
00:22:26Remember?
00:22:29Yeah
00:22:30You don't have to be a dick about it
00:22:32Okay, I'm not being a dick
00:22:34You're just making another bad choice
00:22:36I can handle myself
00:22:41Yeah, fine, be that way
00:22:43You know, maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:49Maybe we need to end this arrangement
00:22:55Maybe you're so shut down
00:22:58That you can only date asshole men
00:23:01Maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:07Maybe I will
00:23:10Yes
00:23:13Flops for Mrs. Lynn Lemon
00:23:23That's me
00:23:25Oh, my God
00:23:26Thank you
00:23:31I'm Eric
00:23:32What are you doing here?
00:23:41Had a meeting with Best Dad
00:23:42That's from Eric
00:23:46Yes
00:23:48They're nice
00:23:52Listen
00:23:56I'm really sorry about last night
00:24:00I was out of line
00:24:01No
00:24:03No, I was out of line
00:24:05I'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:12Oh, my God
00:24:13Yeah, I deserved it
00:24:16Friends forever
00:24:21Friends forever
00:24:25Dinner later
00:24:29Sounds awesome
00:24:31Someone's on a good mood
00:24:52Oh, it's just
00:24:54I'm just so happy
00:24:56You know, Leanne
00:24:58I think I like Asher a lot
00:25:01I think he could be the one
00:25:04Oh
00:25:05I think I'm falling in love
00:25:08You've only just started dating
00:25:10Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep
00:25:15So immediate
00:25:16That you just know
00:25:18Yeah
00:25:20That's us
00:25:23You know
00:25:25He told me he wants us to wait
00:25:27For sex
00:25:28He says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:25:32I hope you aren't jealous
00:25:35Oh
00:25:37No
00:25:38I don't know
00:25:40I
00:25:40I just want him to be happy
00:25:42By the way, I love your lipstick
00:25:44It's so
00:25:44Unique
00:25:45What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink
00:25:49I love it
00:25:50Anyway
00:25:52Gotta go
00:25:52Toodles
00:25:53Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing
00:26:07Famous last words
00:26:10Is it
00:26:11Attic?
00:26:14Of course not
00:26:15How's Beth?
00:26:17By the way
00:26:17She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:20Yeah, you never know
00:26:22Give me your hand
00:26:26I'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:28Come on
00:26:29Okay
00:26:30Okay
00:26:32This
00:26:33Is your lifeline
00:26:35It's long
00:26:37If you have a nice long life
00:26:39Okay
00:26:41This
00:26:41Is your headline
00:26:43For wisdom
00:26:44And
00:26:45Looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:50And this is your love line
00:26:55So you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:26:59But you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:04You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:28Great idea
00:27:29Great idea
00:27:30Great idea
00:27:30You wanna learn
00:27:32Take
00:27:32You want a shadow?
00:27:33Yeah
00:27:34Oh yeah
00:27:34Haute
00:27:36Been in love
00:27:38B
00:27:41Oh yeah
00:27:41You know
00:27:41That's just
00:27:42What's up?
00:27:43Yeah
00:27:44That's just
00:27:45You gotta do this
00:27:46For Harvey
00:27:46And
00:27:47Of course you have to do that
00:27:48She's fuckin'
00:27:49Right
00:27:49Oh, my God.
00:28:19It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:29Do you have a key?
00:28:35Wait a second.
00:28:49What a nice trick.
00:28:59Right?
00:29:00Yeah.
00:29:05Who is that?
00:29:06I have no idea.
00:29:08Hello! Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:13I'm front door!
00:29:19That's...
00:29:29How could you?
00:29:33Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:35Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:40What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:41Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:49Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:55I'm leaving.
00:29:56I'm getting dressed.
00:29:57I'm going.
00:29:58I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:59I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:00You didn't do anything.
00:30:01It was me.
00:30:02I fucked up.
00:30:04You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:05It wasn't.
00:30:06It isn't.
00:30:07It doesn't matter.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09Whatever it is.
00:30:10It was.
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:15I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:30Hunts first?
00:30:37Hunts first.
00:30:49Hey, Beth.
00:30:50Go away!
00:30:59I need to talk to you.
00:31:02I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:06You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:09No, no.
00:31:10It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:11It was a stupid game.
00:31:12Friends with benefits.
00:31:13But it's over now, okay?
00:31:14I promise.
00:31:23Do you love her?
00:31:24Of course not.
00:31:26Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey.
00:31:33I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:34You and me.
00:31:37Please.
00:31:39Give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52You and me.
00:32:05Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:07Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:09I'm so confused.
00:32:11Friends forever.
00:32:12Remember?
00:32:13Eric.
00:32:19Hi.
00:32:21I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:23I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:26I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:38Asher?
00:32:39Asher, it's me!
00:32:40I haven't heard from you in like four hours!
00:32:42What's going on?
00:32:43Are you with Leanne?
00:32:44Call me!
00:32:58Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:02I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:05If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:07you know where to find me.
00:33:12It's Eric.
00:33:13Leave a message.
00:33:14Hey, Eric.
00:33:15Um...
00:33:16I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:25Asher?
00:33:26Asher?
00:33:27Asher, where are you?
00:33:28Why won't you call me back?
00:33:29I know you're with her!
00:33:30You lied to me!
00:33:31Okay.
00:33:32Okay.
00:33:33Miss you.
00:33:34Miss you.
00:33:35Call me.
00:33:36Bye!
00:33:37Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:38Uh, listen.
00:33:39I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:33:42Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:33:43I'll call you when I can.
00:33:44I'm sorry.
00:33:45I'm sorry.
00:33:46I'm sorry.
00:33:47Where are you?
00:33:48Where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know you're with her!
00:33:51You lied to me!
00:33:52Okay.
00:33:53Miss you.
00:33:54Call me.
00:33:55Bye!
00:33:56Bye!
00:33:57Bye!
00:33:58Uh!
00:33:59Bye!
00:34:00Woo-hoo!
00:34:01Uh, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:11I'll call you when I can.
00:34:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:53Love sucks.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:58I think you've had enough.
00:35:01How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:07Fabulous.
00:35:11Easy.
00:35:31What a good you did me.
00:35:42What a good you did me.
00:35:45What a good you did me.
00:35:52What a good me.
00:35:53What a good me.
00:35:55I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:14Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:15I've been aloof.
00:36:16Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:17You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's OK.
00:36:20Just life.
00:36:21Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:25You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:30Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:35It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:38No way.
00:36:39She would never.
00:36:40He's a knob.
00:36:42Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:48I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:55Don.
00:37:01I guess she's not the same.
00:37:14I guess she's not the same.
00:38:32What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:36Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:38Hey, your best isn't good enough because it's the game.
00:38:42Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:44Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:46She can handle herself.
00:38:48Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:50Everyone!
00:38:51Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:53So embarrassing.
00:38:57Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:38:59Come on.
00:39:04Come on.
00:40:34Unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:36I'm so sorry.
00:40:37I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:40You're fired.
00:40:42You can't fire me.
00:40:43I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:46I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:48You can't.
00:40:49She'll sue.
00:40:50Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:10Shit.
00:42:40Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:55How about a hotel this time?
00:42:59We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:05Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:10XO, XO.
00:43:13When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:26I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:36I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:40Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:43You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:46Learga.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:52I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:56I do.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:26I will, I will, I will!
00:44:44Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her.
00:45:04You don't love her.
00:45:06You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:25They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:47I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:52Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh my god.
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:11Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:17You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:19I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:23Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:24Sure.
00:46:25Thanks.
00:46:26Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:48You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:00Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:04Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:18Wait, what?
00:47:20Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:25Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my god.
00:47:33Why would she do this?
00:47:36Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:38No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:40You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:46But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:52Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:56It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:05So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:17Hey, bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:29Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about? I...
00:48:33I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Old job well done.
00:48:36Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:38Stay away from me.
00:48:41Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:44We are not friends.
00:48:46Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:49Stay away from me.
00:48:50Don't contact me.
00:48:52Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:48:54You are dead to me.
00:49:01oof, I think you are dead.
00:49:06You are dead.
00:49:07I wake up.
00:49:15I know you have a day.
00:49:16Don't go to me.
00:49:19We are dead to me.
00:51:49Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:05I didn't write this.
00:52:12Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:14It was Beth.
00:52:22Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:24It was Beth.
00:52:29She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh my God.
00:52:34Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:35I have to warn him.
00:52:36Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:39Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:44Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:51Beth?
00:52:52Beth?
00:52:53Beth?
00:52:57Beth?
00:52:58Oh, yes.
00:53:28I don't know.
00:53:58I don't know.
00:54:28Beth, you set me up.
00:54:34You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:45You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:49I'll scream.
00:54:53Nobody will hear you.
00:55:00Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:04I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise, Beth.
00:55:11Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:18Why don't I just go away?
00:55:23I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:26Just, please.
00:55:29Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:51No!
00:55:53I can't...
00:55:54No!
00:55:55No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:00No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:28You
00:56:58Don't bother that pipes and they're good. You're not going anywhere
00:57:13You're crazy
00:57:15You're never getting away with it. Oh, but I will see I'm getting married today
00:57:20And then we'll go on our honeymoon and when I get back
00:57:24You'll be dead
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death
00:57:39Oh and by the way, you're fired
00:57:58Oh and this is from Mark
00:57:58bet you're like, oh my gosh, it's going to get a good idea
00:58:00Hmm…
00:58:01I'm a hero
00:58:03Oh and this is so good
00:58:05I don't know.
00:58:35I don't know.
00:59:05I don't know.
00:59:35I don't know.
00:59:37No, no, no, no.
00:59:37Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:40Boom.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:42Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:02Stop.
01:00:05Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:12Stop.
01:00:13What are you doing here?
01:00:17Keep going fast.
01:00:19What's going on, Beth?
01:00:20Security, take this woman away.
01:00:23She's clearly deranged.
01:00:24Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:26We are gathered here today.
01:00:27Let's go finish it.
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37It's completely absurd.
01:00:41Is this true?
01:00:42She's crazy.
01:00:43Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:53Asher, you love me.
01:00:54We were getting married today.
01:00:55Go, go, go!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:00You're ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:09You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:15Get off me!
01:01:21I will kill you.
01:01:22I will kill you!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Get off me!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28No!
01:01:28Hey!
01:01:29No!
01:01:30No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35I!
01:01:35Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:36Ask her!
01:01:37I'll give you a lot of people to climb!
01:01:39Oh!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:41Oh!
01:01:41Oh!
01:01:42Oh!
01:01:42Oh!
01:01:43Hey.
01:01:44You OK?
01:01:46Yeah.
01:01:47I think so.
01:01:48Come on.
01:01:49OK.
01:01:49Yeah.
01:01:50You're not.
01:01:51God.
01:01:52Someone grab a chair.
01:01:53You OK?
01:01:54Yeah.
01:01:55I think so.
01:01:56OK.
01:01:57OK.
01:01:58OK.
01:01:59OK.
01:02:00OK.
01:02:01OK.
01:02:02OK.
01:02:03God.
01:02:04Someone grab a chair.
01:02:05OK.
01:02:06OK.
01:02:07OK.
01:02:08Open your head.
01:02:09DEAN 1.
01:02:10Wait.
01:02:11Wait.
01:02:12Wake up, babe.
01:02:13Hey.
01:02:14Wake up.
01:02:15Hey.
01:02:16Wake up.
01:02:17Wake up, baby!
01:02:18Leanne!
01:02:19Oh.
01:02:21Asher.
01:02:22Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31And I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:33I'm more sorry.
01:02:35You saved me.
01:02:36You're my hero.
01:02:42Asher, I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Liam.
01:02:49Let me help you.
01:02:59Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:29But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:33것을 who are not alone.
01:03:35Yes, yes.
01:03:35Do you care Or have some good stories?
01:03:36Dieppe.
01:03:37What do you care about?
01:03:38Sometimes in a car, they have no problem in the living world.
01:03:39I know.
01:03:40Are you.
01:03:41Julie, come in algebra or whatever.
01:03:41Well, no problem.
01:03:42I am half a 어쩌essä.
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