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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:07Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:09You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:12I'm counting on that.
00:15Is he hitting on me?
00:17The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:22Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara.
00:43I'll help you get set up.
00:44Hey, thanks.
00:44I'm Ellie.
00:47Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:49Oh, do not worry about them.
00:51They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:54I am highly qualified.
00:56Relax.
00:57It can be our little dirty secret.
01:00He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
01:14Don't waste your time.
01:16I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:20I'll see you.
01:21I'll see you.
01:22When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:31It's embarrassing, son.
01:33You're worth millions.
01:37Act like it.
01:44Ellie!
01:44I'm Dick Z.
01:46Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:50Oh, come and will.
01:52When no one else is around.
01:55You know something?
01:56That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:01It just needs one little adjustment.
02:07There we go.
02:08Perfect.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:10What do I do?
02:10Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:14You've used a CRM before?
02:16Yes.
02:17Good.
02:18You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:24Um, I'm sorry.
02:26I'm not feeling well.
02:28If you'll excuse me.
02:31Eh, she'll come around.
02:32Oh, my God.
03:02I'd ask you how your day went.
03:04What?
03:05Did you check the beds?
03:06Yeah, yeah.
03:07You're worse than Mom was.
03:12Well, what's wrong?
03:13I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
03:18Seriously?
03:19Already?
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:22We need it.
03:23Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:25Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:28I...
03:29I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:32I got some free time.
03:36Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
03:40Are you kidding?
03:42Surprise.
03:43You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:47I'll get a job.
03:50No.
03:51you're not gonna get a job
03:53because what I need you to do is focus
03:56stay in school
03:57I promised mom that I would take care of you
03:59so I'm gonna take care of you
04:01no
04:05mom take a hug
04:06yeah well you know she's got big plans
04:17wearing that see-through shirt like come on
04:21be for real like that's supposed to get his attention
04:24Millie come see me
04:29yes
04:30you want her to see me
04:34come in make a seat
04:35no no no no no this side
04:38why don't you check it out
04:40see how it feels
04:42okay
04:44you're
04:48impressive Ily
04:50really
04:51really impressive
04:54most people in your position would
04:57play it safe
04:58but you've got instincts
05:00I'm just doing my job
05:02and doing it
05:04beautifully I might add
05:06I should probably get back
05:08oh Chris I can't
05:11I'm sorry
05:11well
05:13someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives
05:16oh my god
05:22it's gonna be okay
05:24I'm gonna get another job
05:25and it's gonna be fine
05:26it's not gonna be fast enough
05:29though I should have just let him
05:31that's a weird pep talk
05:34are you okay
05:34yeah I think I just got fired
05:37sweetie
05:39did I get fired
05:40you've been reassigned
05:43the mail room
05:48welcome to the heart of the company
05:51well I didn't do anything wrong
05:53I didn't say you did
05:55well then why am I being punished
05:57just because I didn't let him kiss me
05:59this happens all the time
06:00Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO
06:02but he's forgiving
06:03did you really fight your way back up
06:04not to the people who say no
06:07look
06:08you can either cry about it
06:10or prove that you're better than a corner desk
06:12it's up to you
06:13oh right
06:15ask for
06:16Colton
06:18you
06:23heed
06:23oh
06:25oh
06:32oh
06:38I'm Colton.
06:54You must be my new employee.
06:57I'm your supervisor.
07:00You are my supervisor?
07:03Yes.
07:08Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:09Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:11No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:22Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
07:26and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:32But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:36You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
07:39Only on Mondays.
07:43Come on.
07:47Well, this is your desk.
07:50I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55Want some water?
07:57I'll go get you some water.
07:59Okay.
07:59Okay.
08:06All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:12Just breathe.
08:12He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:18The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:23Hydration.
08:24In a paper cup and everything.
08:26Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:34That was totally inappropriate.
08:35I was kidding.
08:36Okay.
08:40Ellie, look.
08:48I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom,
08:52but I can tell that you have something special.
08:55Everything's going to be okay.
08:56Thanks.
09:02Of course.
09:13So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:16I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:19Strategist in the mailroom.
09:21Preston must be running this place blind.
09:24Strategist?
09:26Strategist in the mailroom.
09:31Preston must be running this place blind.
09:33If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:38That's what I would do, at least.
09:39Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:42Maybe a little bit.
09:44I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:48Are we?
09:48Are we?
09:48Are we?
09:52Are we?
09:53Are we?
09:53Are we?
09:54Are we?
09:54Are we?
09:55Are we?
09:56Are we?
09:56Another tough one?
09:58I got demoted to the mailroom.
10:02Did you do your homework?
10:03Yeah, yeah.
10:04Whatever.
10:05Okay.
10:06Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:09Beck and Leibor car, let me take you.
10:10Okay.
10:11What's the point?
10:12We can't even afford doctors.
10:14I'm going to get us through this.
10:15Okay.
10:16I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:17Hey, you trust me, right?
10:20Yeah.
10:21Promise?
10:22Yeah.
10:22I trust you.
10:24Okay.
10:25I've got it.
10:47I've got it.
10:48I've got it.
10:48Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:09I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:13You bought me breakfast?
11:15Well, don't get used to it.
11:17I bribe new employees to like me, that's all.
11:43That bad, huh?
11:44No, no, it's perfect.
11:47Just like you.
11:50What was that?
11:51I don't know, I don't say anything.
11:53I thought you said something.
11:56Well, don't worry about this, I'll just buy you a new one.
11:59Let's go do some deliveries.
12:01It's the best part of the job.
12:04Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:10Quicker than me.
12:23I'm trying.
12:24Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:27Right there.
12:29I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:33They made a big mistake.
12:37You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:40How so?
12:40That's not a good one.
12:49You'll find it.
12:50You'll find out.
12:51What does that say?
13:01Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
13:04Handle immediately.
13:05You're crazy.
13:07You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:08Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:17Oh my god, someone's coming.
13:18We have to go.
13:22Jesus, do you guys need to have my saws?
13:25Oh, I think we're good.
13:26Oh.
13:38I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:59Really, it is an honor to be here.
14:01You will not be sorry you hired me.
14:03I'm counting on that.
14:06Is he hitting on me?
14:08The marketing assistant, Clara, will get you acclimated.
14:13Okay.
14:33Hey, I'm Clara.
14:35I'll help you get set up.
14:35Hey, thanks.
14:36I'm Ellie.
14:38I'm sorry.
14:39Those girls back there, were they?
14:41Oh, do not worry about them.
14:42They're just trying to figure out who you slept with until I end the job.
14:46I am highly qualified.
14:47Relax.
14:49It can be our little dirty secret.
14:50He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
15:06Don't waste your time.
15:07I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:12I'll see you.
15:13I'll see you.
15:14When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:23It's embarrassing, son.
15:25You're worth millions.
15:29Act like it.
15:30I'll see you.
15:30I'll see you.
15:30Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:42Oh, Commonwealth.
15:43When no one else is around.
15:46You know something?
15:47That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:52It just needs one little adjustment.
15:58There we go.
16:00Perfect.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:01What do I do?
16:02Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
16:06You've used the CRM before?
16:07Yes.
16:09Good.
16:09You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:14I'm sorry.
16:18I'm not feeling well.
16:20If you'll excuse me.
16:23Eh, she'll come around.
16:44I'd ask you how your day went.
16:56What?
16:57Did you check my bags?
16:58Yeah, yeah.
16:58You're worse than Mom was.
17:03Well, what's wrong?
17:04I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
17:09me.
17:10Seriously?
17:11Already?
17:12Yeah.
17:12Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:14We need it.
17:15Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:16Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:20I...
17:20I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:27Chimmy, uh...
17:28Is this an eviction notice?
17:31Are you kidding?
17:34Surprise.
17:35You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:38I'll get a job.
17:42No.
17:44You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:48Stay in school.
17:49I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:51So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:57No.
17:57Mom, take a hug.
17:58Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:11She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:12Like, come on.
18:13Be for real.
18:14Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:19Kelly, come see me.
18:21Yes.
18:22You want her to see me?
18:26Come in.
18:27Make a seat.
18:27No, no, no, no, no.
18:29This side.
18:30Why don't you check it out?
18:33See how it feels.
18:35Okay.
18:36You're impressive, Eileen.
18:42Really, really impressive.
18:47Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:51But you've got instincts.
18:53I'm just doing my job.
18:54And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:58I should probably, um, get back.
19:00Oh, Kristen, I can't be sorry.
19:04Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:15It's going to be okay.
19:16I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:20It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:21I should have just let him.
19:24That's a weird pep talk.
19:26Are you okay?
19:28Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:29Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:33You've been reassigned.
19:38The mailroom?
19:41Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:44Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:46I didn't say you did.
19:47Well, then why am I being punished?
19:49Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:50This happens all the time.
19:51Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:55Did you really fight your way back up?
19:56Not to the people who are saying no.
19:59Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
20:04It's up to you.
20:06Oh, right.
20:07Ask for, um, Colton.
20:09What you want to do?
20:22Oh.
20:25Oh.
20:28Oh.
20:32Oh.
20:33I'm Colin. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:52You are my supervisor?
20:55Yes.
20:59Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
21:01Thanks, Mr. Carter.
21:02No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:14Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:23But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:28You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:31Only on Mondays.
21:32Come on.
21:36Okay.
21:39Well, this is your desk.
21:42I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:47You want some water?
21:49I'll go get you some water.
21:50I'll go get you some water.
21:51I'll go get you some water.
21:51Okay.
22:00All right, we're going to have to calm down.
22:03Just breathe.
22:04He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:09The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:14Hydration.
22:15In a paper cup and everything.
22:18Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:22I'm sorry.
22:26That was totally inappropriate.
22:27I was kidding.
22:28Okay.
22:30Oh.
22:35Ellie, look.
22:36I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:47Everything's going to be okay.
22:50Thanks.
22:51Of course.
23:04So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:07I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:11Strategist in the mailroom.
23:13Preston must be running this place blind.
23:15If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:20That's what I would do, at least.
23:21Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:24Maybe a little bit.
23:26I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:30Are we?
23:38Another tough one?
23:40I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:44Did you do your homework?
23:45Yeah, yeah.
23:46Whatever.
23:47Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:51If I can leave our car, I'm going to take you.
23:53What's the point?
23:54We can't even afford doctors.
23:56I'm going to get us through this.
23:57Okay.
23:58I'm going to take care of Ellie.
23:59Hey, you trust me, right?
24:02Yeah.
24:03I missed.
24:04Yeah.
24:05I trust you.
24:06Okay.
24:08I've got it.
24:09No.
24:31No.
24:31No.
24:31No.
24:32Oh, my God.
24:42I'm in so much trouble.
24:51I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:55You bought me breakfast?
24:57Well, don't get used to it.
24:59I bribe new employees to like me.
25:02That's all.
25:25Not bad, huh?
25:26No.
25:29What was that?
25:33I don't know.
25:38Well, don't worry about this.
25:39I'll just buy you a new one.
25:41Let's go do some deliveries.
25:43It's the best part of the job.
25:45Get to go inside.
25:47Get some fresh air.
25:49Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:53Okay.
25:55Quicker than me.
26:05I'm trying.
26:07Oh, this is where I used to work.
26:09Right there.
26:11I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:15They made a big mistake.
26:19You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:21How so?
26:29That's not a good one.
26:31I think.
26:32Go find out.
26:41What's that say?
26:43Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:45Handle immediately.
26:47You're crazy.
26:51But you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:59Oh my god, someone's coming.
27:00We have to go.
27:01I think we're good.
27:07I think we're good.
27:09Oh.
27:31I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
27:41Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:43You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:45I'm counting on that.
27:49Is he hitting on me?
27:50The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:56Okay.
28:01Hey.
28:29Relax.
28:30It can be our little dirty secret.
28:46He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:48Don't waste your time.
28:50I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:54I'll see you.
28:55I'll see you.
29:01When are you going to quit that menial job?
29:04It's embarrassing, son.
29:07You're worth millions.
29:11Act like it.
29:12I'll see you.
29:13Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:14Oh.
29:15Commonwealth.
29:16When no one else is around.
29:17You know something?
29:18That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:22It just needs one little adjustment.
29:23There we go.
29:24Perfect.
29:25Oh my god.
29:26What do I do?
29:27Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:28You've used a CRM before?
29:29Yes.
29:30Good.
29:31You do understand what your position is here.
29:32Right?
29:33Um.
29:34I'm sorry.
29:35I'm not.
29:36I'm not.
29:37I'm not.
29:38I'm not.
29:39I'm not.
29:40I'm not.
29:41I'm not.
29:42I'm not.
29:43I'm not.
29:45If you'll excuse me.
29:46should come around.
29:47Sure..
29:57ahhh..
30:01I'm not feeling well.
30:03If you'll excuse me..
30:05Eh, she'll come around.
30:37Yeah, your day went.
30:38What?
30:39Did you take the meds?
30:40Yeah, yeah.
30:41You're worse than Mom was.
30:46Well, what's wrong?
30:47I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
30:52Seriously?
30:53Already?
30:54Yeah.
30:55Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:56We need it.
30:57Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:59Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
31:02I...
31:03I got something to, uh, tree up.
31:08Cheer me up.
31:10Is this an eviction notice?
31:13Are you kidding?
31:15Surprise.
31:16You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
31:20I'll get a job.
31:22No.
31:24You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:30Stay in school.
31:31I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
31:33So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:35No.
31:36I'll take a hug.
31:37Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:51And...
31:52I'm wearing that see-through shirt.
31:54Like, come on.
31:55Be for real.
31:56Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
32:02Kelly, you want to see me?
32:03Yes.
32:07You want her to see me?
32:08Come in.
32:09Make a seat.
32:10No, no, no, no, no.
32:11This side.
32:12Why don't you...
32:13Check it out.
32:14See how it feels.
32:17Okay.
32:22You're...
32:23Impressive, Ellie.
32:24Really...
32:27Really impressive.
32:29Most people in your position would...
32:31Play it safe.
32:33But you've got instincts.
32:35I'm just doing my job.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37And doing it...
32:38Beautifully.
32:39I might add.
32:40I think I should probably, um...
32:42Get back.
32:43Mm-hmm.
32:44Oh, Marissa, I can't.
32:45I'm sorry.
32:46Well...
32:48Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:55Oh, my God.
32:57It's gonna be okay.
32:58I'm gonna get another job.
32:59And it's gonna be fine.
33:02It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
33:03I should've just let him.
33:06That's some weird pep talk.
33:07Are you okay?
33:10Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:12Sweetie.
33:13Did I get fired?
33:15You've been reassigned.
33:21The mail room?
33:23Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:26Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:28I didn't say you did.
33:29Well, then why am I being punished?
33:31Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:32This happens all the time.
33:33Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO,
33:35but he's forgiving.
33:36Would you really fight your way back up?
33:39Not to the people who say no.
33:41Look, you can either cry about it
33:44or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:46It's up to you.
33:48Oh, right.
33:49Ask for, um...
33:51Colton.
33:52Give me goodbye.
33:53I'll take care of again.
33:54Leave me alone.
33:55It's not funny.
33:56I'll stay.
33:57I انتهyeing very much, as far as I can.
33:58I'm Challenge.
33:59I'll do well.
34:00I'll fever over.
34:01I'll see you guys City.
34:02I'll see you.
34:03BlackVacant.
34:05When is here today's office,
34:07elsaine of people will shine.
34:09I'll check you after you reste.
34:11I'm Colton.
34:28You must be my new employee.
34:31I'm your supervisor.
34:34You are my supervisor?
34:36Yes.
34:41Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:43Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:44No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:56Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
35:00and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
35:05But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:09You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:13Only on Mondays.
35:17Come on.
35:21Well, this is your desk.
35:24I promise you I won't bite, usually.
35:29Want some water?
35:31I'll go get you some water.
35:33Okay.
35:33Okay.
35:39All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:45Just breathe.
35:46He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:52The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:56Hydration.
35:57In a paper cup and everything.
35:59Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am, and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:07I'm sorry.
36:08That was totally inappropriate.
36:09I was kidding.
36:10Okay.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:21I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:29Everything's going to be okay.
36:32Thanks.
36:36Of course.
36:36So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:49I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:53Strategist in the mailroom.
36:55Preston must be running this place blind.
36:57If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
37:02That's what I would do, at least.
37:03Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
37:06Maybe a little bit.
37:08I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
37:20Another tough one?
37:22I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:26Did you do your homework?
37:27Yeah, yeah.
37:28Whatever.
37:30Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:33Beck and Lee will currently take you.
37:34What's the point?
37:36We can't even afford doctors.
37:38I'm going to get us through this.
37:39Okay.
37:40I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:41Hey, you trust me, right?
37:44Yeah.
37:45I trust you.
37:48Okay.
37:50I've got it.
37:51We'll lose your mask.
37:52Take care of everybody.
37:57I just wanted to take care of everybody.
38:03Okay?
38:08You're right.
38:09No.
38:09Okay.
38:11Bye, love you.
38:12Bye, love you.
38:13And I'm loving it.
38:16Bye, love you.
38:17Bye, love you.
38:17Bye, love you.
38:17Bye, love you.
38:18Bye, love you.
38:19Bye, love you.
38:20Oh, my God, I'm in so much trouble.
38:33I guess blueberry.
38:34If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:37You bought me breakfast?
38:40Well, don't get used to it.
38:41I bribe new employees to like me.
38:44That's all.
38:50Oh, not bad, huh?
39:08No, no, it's perfect.
39:11Just like you.
39:14What was that?
39:15I don't know, it's anything.
39:17I thought you said something.
39:20Well, don't worry about this.
39:21I'll just buy you a new one.
39:23Let's go do some deliveries.
39:25It's the best part of the job.
39:28Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:31and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:36Okay.
39:46Quicker than me.
39:48I'm trying.
39:48Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:51Right there.
39:54I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:57They made a big mistake.
40:01You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
40:04How so?
40:12That's not a good one.
40:13I'll give you a high tape.
40:14They'll find out.
40:15What does that say?
40:25It says, baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:28Handle immediately.
40:30You're crazy.
40:31You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:33But you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:37Oh, my God.
40:42Someone's coming.
40:42We have to go.
40:46Jesus, Jesus.
40:47Everybody saw us.
40:49Oh, I think we're good.
40:50Oh.
40:50Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:54Oh, my God.
40:54Oh, my God.
40:55Oh, my God.
40:55Oh, my God.
40:56Oh, my God.
40:56Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:58Oh, my God.
40:59Oh, my God.
40:59Oh, my God.
40:59Oh, my God.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:02Oh, my God.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:04I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
41:23Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:25You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:28I'm counting on that.
41:30Is he hitting on me?
41:32The marketing assistant, Clara, will get you acclimated.
41:37Okay.
41:57Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
42:00Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
42:02I'm sorry. Those girls back there, were they-
42:05Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:09I am- I'm highly qualified.
42:11Relax.
42:12It can be our little dirty secret.
42:14He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:31I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:36I'll see you.
42:37I'll see you.
42:38When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:47It's embarrassing, son.
42:49You're worth millions.
42:53Act like it.
42:54I'll see you next time.
42:57I'll see you next time.
43:01Thank you, Mr. Preston.
43:06Oh, commonwealth.
43:07When no one else is around.
43:10You know something?
43:11That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:16It just needs one little adjustment.
43:22There we go.
43:24Perfect.
43:25Oh my god, what do I do?
43:26Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:30You've used a CRM before?
43:31Yes.
43:33Good.
43:33You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:38Um, I'm sorry.
43:42I'm not feeling well.
43:44If you'll excuse me.
43:47Eh, she'll come around.
44:08I'd ask you how your day went.
44:20What?
44:21Did you take no bets?
44:22Yeah, yeah.
44:23You're worse than mom was.
44:27Well, what's wrong?
44:29I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else for me.
44:34Seriously?
44:35Already?
44:36Yeah.
44:36Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:38We need it.
44:39Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:41Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:44I...
44:44I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:51Cheer me up.
44:52Is this an eviction notice?
44:55Are you kidding?
44:58Surprise.
44:59You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
45:02I'll get a job.
45:06No.
45:08You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:12Stay in school.
45:13I promised mom that I would take care of you.
45:15So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:21No.
45:21Mom, take a hug.
45:22Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:35Throwing that see-through shirt.
45:36Like, come on.
45:37Be for real.
45:38Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:43Kelly.
45:44Come see me.
45:45Yes.
45:46You want her to see me?
45:50Come in.
45:51Make a seat.
45:51No, no, no, no, no.
45:53This side.
45:54Why don't you check it out?
45:57See how it feels.
45:59Okay.
46:04You're impressive, Ellie.
46:07Really, really impressive.
46:10Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:15But you've got instincts.
46:17I'm just doing my job.
46:19And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:22I should probably, um, get back.
46:24Mm-hmm.
46:26Oh, Pris, I can't.
46:27I'm sorry.
46:28Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:32Oh, my God.
46:39It's gonna be okay.
46:40I'm gonna get another job.
46:41And it's gonna be fine.
46:44It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
46:45I should have just let him.
46:48That's a weird pep talk.
46:50Are you okay?
46:52Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:54Sweetie.
46:55Did I get fired?
46:57You've been reassigned.
47:02The mail room?
47:05Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:08Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:10I didn't say you did.
47:11Well, then why am I being punished?
47:13Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:14This happens all the time.
47:16Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:19Not to the people who say no.
47:20Look, you can either cry about it
47:23or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:25It's up to you.
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48:00I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
48:13You are my supervisor?
48:16Yes.
48:20Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:22Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:23No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:30Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:44But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:49You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:52Only on Mondays.
48:53Oh.
48:55Okay.
48:56Come on.
48:57Okay.
49:00Well, this is your desk.
49:03I promise you I won't.
49:05You want some water?
49:07I'll go get you some water.
49:18All right.
49:21Just breathe.
49:22He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:27The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:33Hydration.
49:33In a paper cup and everything.
49:36Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:43I'm sorry.
49:44That was totally inappropriate.
49:45I was kidding.
49:46Okay.
49:53Ellie, look.
49:54I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
50:05Everything's going to be okay.
50:08Thanks.
50:12Of course.
50:12So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:25I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:29Strategist in the mailroom.
50:31Preston must be running this place blind.
50:33If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:38That's what I would do, at least.
50:39Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:41Maybe a little bit.
50:44I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:48Are we?
50:57Another tough one?
50:58I got devoted to the mailroom.
51:02Did you do your homework?
51:03Yeah, yeah.
51:04Whatever.
51:05Okay.
51:05Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:09Beck and Lee will call me to take you.
51:11What's the point?
51:12We can't even afford doctors.
51:14I'm going to get us through this.
51:15Okay.
51:16I'm going to take care of everything.
51:17Hey, you trust me, right?
51:20Yeah.
51:21Promise?
51:22Yeah.
51:23I trust you.
51:24Okay.
51:26I've got it.
51:27What?
51:41Oh.
51:41Go.
51:48Oh.
51:49Oh.
51:50Oh.
51:55Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
52:09I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:13You bought me breakfast?
52:16Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
52:25Oh, not bad, huh?
52:44No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
52:50What was that?
52:51I don't know. It said anything.
52:52I thought you said something.
52:56Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
52:59Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
53:03Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:12Okay.
53:22Quicker than me.
53:24I'm trying.
53:24Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
53:29I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:33They made a big mistake.
53:37You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:40How so?
53:48That's not a good one.
53:49What?
53:49How do you think?
53:50You'll find out.
53:51What does that say?
54:01Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
54:04Handle immediately.
54:05You're crazy.
54:07You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:08I bet you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:17Oh my god, someone's coming.
54:18We have to go.
54:22Jesus, Jesse.
54:23I saw us.
54:25Oh, I think we're good.
54:26Oh, I think we're good.
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