00:00A team of scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
00:03Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
00:06Brodie Matthews would end you on and off deals.
00:08Please get your ass in here right now!
00:10I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brodie's life, and then you get the draft spot.
00:16Is this for real?
00:18As long as it feels good.
00:19Tyler Richards' girlfriend now.
00:22You can touch me, buddy!
00:23Fuck you, man!
00:24So don't let anything distract you.
00:26Who's hungry?
00:27Tyler, do you need something?
00:29Yeah.
00:31See you.
00:59I don't like a ghost.
01:00Don't you wanna come and see?
01:04We only be one, don't we?
01:06Don't you wanna be free?
01:07I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:11I don't want to live forever.
01:12hand hydrantidel, go to Baby Pandora.
01:12You wanna pause.
01:15Inhale, crescent lunge.
01:18Exhale, warrior, too.
01:19too.
01:24Is this relaxing, Abby?
01:26Girl, I'm dying.
01:27I'm trying to transcend here.
01:29OK, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend
01:32this boredom.
01:36Brody and I can't stop fighting.
01:39I feel like he's pulling away.
01:42OK, how much longer are you going to namaste
01:44with that walking red flag?
01:46Shh.
01:47Shh.
01:50The man's a whole parade.
01:57I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp.
02:01I mean, he loves me.
02:02He just has a hard time showing it.
02:11Oh, hell no.
02:13Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:16Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:21You blind, cheating son of a bitch!
02:24I'm Al.
02:24Oh, Jesus.
02:25I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
02:28I'm his girlfriend.
02:30Well, ex now.
02:31OK, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Al.
02:34Oops.
02:35But let's face it, babe.
02:37Aw.
02:38You and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time.
02:42OK, OK, OK.
02:44Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here.
02:48Don't follow us!
02:49Pig.
02:50You're dead to me, asshole.
02:53I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
02:55Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy.
03:01Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?
03:07Yeah.
03:08Come on, let's run away.
03:09Everybody wants a little bit of sweet escape, babe.
03:11Be like a holiday.
03:12Don't matter where I am, as long as you're with me.
03:14If only we...
03:15Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House.
03:16And we're feeling hot, hot, hot!
03:17So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good but mid-time?
03:20Go!
03:21Go!
03:22Go!
03:23Go!
03:24Go!
03:25Go!
03:26Go!
03:27Go!
03:28Go!
03:29You're first frat party at the ice house without him attached to the head.
03:30You are my favorite!
03:31You're Happy, baby!
03:32Go!
03:33I'm the favorite!
03:34It's called your episode of your favorite.
03:36Go!
03:37Go!
03:38Go!
03:39Go!
03:40Go!
03:41Go!
03:42Go!
03:43Go!
03:44Go!
03:45Go!
03:46Go!
03:47Go!
03:48Come!
03:49Go!
03:50or one step closer from officially moving on
03:52from that mysteriously hot asshole.
03:57Oh shit, did he see me?
03:59Okay, be honest.
04:01Are they kissing?
04:03Like, does he look really into her?
04:04What's going on?
04:06Um, they're like six inches apart.
04:12I'm looking.
04:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:14Oh, Mo.
04:16I've never gotten less than an A in anything
04:18and now my first real relationship?
04:20Straight fail.
04:22Today, I'm gonna do everything I can.
04:24Just forget about that pink rat.
04:27Excellent, now let's get you laid.
04:30Excuse me, hot sir, are you single
04:32and are you more of a brunette or a blonde?
04:50Getting hot.
04:51You know we're about to drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
04:56We're about to drop.
04:57Is, uh, something on your mind, bro?
04:59Or, uh, someone maybe?
05:01Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
05:04Go ahead. I'll wait.
05:05Dude, Richards, are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
05:09Ex-girlfriend, word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi.
05:15That absolute douche had her and cheated, unreal.
05:18Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow.
05:21Now is not the time to throw in her brand of chaos.
05:24Plus, Brody Matthews would end you on and off the ice.
05:27Over here.
05:28Over here.
05:29Over here.
05:30Over here.
05:31Over here.
05:32Over here.
05:33Over here.
05:34Over here.
05:35Over here.
05:44Out!
05:46Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice with all these
05:49other guys here, just take a chance on me.
05:52All right.
05:53I'm DJ Slapshot, but tonight I'm DJ Slavious.
05:56I think it's better for his friends.
05:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
06:03Yeah, babe.
06:04Jump out in this pool of chance every...
06:10Come on.
06:13Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud.
06:15As is.
06:16Abs is with me tonight, so...
06:17Whoa!
06:25Babe, I'm sorry.
06:26All I had was warm beer.
06:28You know, we have got to stop coming with these frat parties at the Ice House.
06:31We're so uncivilized.
06:33Tyler Richards, if Brody sees you talking to me...
06:36You can eat shit for what he did to you.
06:40I'd never.
06:43Sorry, I should probably cut my mouth shut.
06:45No, it's okay.
06:47Keep talking.
06:53Fucking God.
06:55What?
06:56Ah, nothing.
06:59Abby!
07:00Abby!
07:07I got you.
07:18One second.
07:19What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
07:30Whatever she'll let me.
07:32You cannot talk to him.
07:34You cheated.
07:35We broke up.
07:36And now...
07:37No.
07:40We're dating.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though.
07:47Excuse me.
07:48Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser.
07:50You don't got to lower your standards to get back in the abs.
07:52It's undercoming.
07:53Yeah, that's big talk.
07:54Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating landed me with a broken collarbone last season.
07:58Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow with your daddy.
08:03What'd you say?
08:04Oh.
08:05Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy, right?
08:08That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp.
08:12Get pucked, Brody.
08:13Tyler's record puts yours to shame.
08:15Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart.
08:17Tyler's just a little nepo baby.
08:20Hmm?
08:21Better grab a mop and start cleaning up my sloppy sets.
08:36I'll see you on the ice, you motherfucker!
08:47Give it.
08:48Give it.
08:49Give it.
08:50Give it.
08:55Give it.
08:56Give.
08:58Give
09:00Go, go!
09:14Look at it, boys!
09:16Day one.
09:19And welcome to our elite camp.
09:22A team of scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
09:27Now, you're all fighting for that coveted spot in the pros.
09:32For the next two weeks, you'll be pushed harder than ever.
09:36Brutal drills.
09:38Conditioning.
09:41And I don't want any fucking excuses.
09:43It all leads to a three-on-three showcase in front of scouts.
09:50We want to see you think fast and execute plays.
09:55Three-on-three is in hockey. It's survival. You choke, you're out.
10:00So don't let anything distract you while you're here.
10:06Who's hungry?
10:09Come on. I'm fucking hungry.
10:10You got a ticket, babe, or what the fuck is she doing here?
10:15You're a little early. You can take off my skates in five minutes.
10:17No, she's here for me.
10:18Oh, shit.
10:20Okay. Cool.
10:24Whoa.
10:25What the fuck is she doing?
10:26It's not a touchy fucking...
10:28What the fuck is she doing?
10:29That's crazy.
10:29Fuck.
10:29Hey.
10:48So, I've been thinking.
10:55Why one of us does?
10:56I like it. The whole fake dating thing.
11:00Fake. Yeah.
11:03Brody's an asshole. He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
11:08And I'll help you get the draft spot.
11:10And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
11:13Well, my dream is to work in politics, so think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial.
11:20You take down Brody, we both win.
11:22Translation?
11:22I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brody's life, and then you get the draft spot.
11:30So, where to first?
11:33The Ice House is hosting a kickoff for their elite camp at the frat house tonight.
11:38We'll be there for sure.
11:39Mmm, go for the jugular. I like it.
11:42Well, fake date so hard, his head's spread.
11:45Ready?
11:46Abby!
12:05Abby!
12:07Toss.
12:10Toss.
12:10Toss.
12:11Toss.
12:12Toss.
12:12Toss.
12:12Oh
12:42Okay, we're about to go harder than a slap shot
13:00Whatever happens at the end of camp remember we're all in the same team. Yeah, we're brothers
13:09To each other's girls
13:12Donate the player have you made her choice, and she chose me
13:15Right out of the trash right after I dumped her fucking ass
13:21Watch your fucking back richards, especially on the ice. Hey, by the way, how's that collarbone?
13:29You're gonna be begging to warm my bench and if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my blades you dusty piece of shit
13:33Yeah!
13:38Kiss my fucking ass!
13:40it's working he's 100% rattled so what's next step one break the ice break
14:01his game Brody's a control freak you have to crack him mess with his head your
14:08chances a pro go straight up he's watching
14:15well let's give him something worth freaking out about shall we
14:38give you my all yeah yeah one shot make it hot one shot one shot
14:45oh
14:59don't want to be friends no more whenever my eyes if you raise that score one go one hot gotta shoot your shot but i make a start give it all you got
15:07to the deep end make it last a lifetime
15:11hey
15:14ah this isn't you you're embarrassing yourself focus on your relationship a little
15:18so i make it to the nhl and you pop out our kids
15:32i lose you in like a hot way or ew party's over tyler's looking for you
15:41upstate hey baby i'm not your dog
15:57we need one for the gram we should make this officially official
16:24wow brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of day day
16:31yeah i'm not him
16:33i'd have been close
16:36okay
16:41how's that
16:42nah too tame
16:44what did you have in mind
16:46you ready
16:46how was that
17:13i liked it
17:17picture
17:21i'm gonna go practice
17:22all right
17:23good
17:31here
17:32you
17:33okay
17:40give me my cape
17:42look at i'm flying away
17:43five star
17:44came by the cop
17:45going made spot
17:46going for the chariot's top
17:47this one can't be stopped
17:49get in the shock
17:49It's really like that. Don't believe me. Just watch.
