00:00A team of scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country.
00:03Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
00:06Brodie Matthews would end you on and off deals.
00:08Please get your ass in here right now!
00:10I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brodie's life, and then you get the draft spot.
00:16Is this for real?
00:18As long as it feels good.
00:19Tyler Richards' girlfriend now.
00:22You can touch me, buddy!
00:23Fuck you, man!
00:24So don't let anything distract you.
00:26Who's hungry?
00:27Tyler, do you need something?
00:29Yeah.
00:31See you.
00:59I don't like a ghost.
01:00Don't you wanna come and see?
01:04We only be one, don't we?
01:06Don't you wanna be free?
01:07I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:10I don't want to live forever.
01:11I don't want to live forever.
01:12Inhale.
01:12We can hear you.
01:13I don't want to live forever.
01:14I don't want to live forever.
01:14Inhale, crescent lunge.
01:17Exhale, warrior two.
01:24Is this relaxing, Abby?
01:25Girl, I'm dying.
01:27I'm trying to transcend here.
01:29Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom.
01:35Brody and I can't stop fighting.
01:38I feel like he's pulling away.
01:41Okay, how much longer are you going to namaste with that walking red flag?
01:45Shh.
01:47Shh.
01:50The man's a whole parade.
01:51I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp.
02:01I mean, he loves me.
02:02He just has a hard time showing it.
02:10Oh, hell no.
02:13Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:16Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
02:19You blind, cheating son of a bitch!
02:24I mean, ow, Jesus.
02:25I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here.
02:28I'm his girlfriend.
02:30Well, X now.
02:32Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Al.
02:35Oops.
02:36But let's face it, babe.
02:38Aw.
02:39You and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time.
02:43Okay, okay, okay.
02:45Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here.
02:47Don't follow us, pig.
02:51You're dead to me, asshole.
02:53I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
02:55Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy.
03:02Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold?
03:07Don't you know that I'm so old?
03:09Don't you know that I'm so old?
03:11Yeah.
03:14Come on, let's run away.
03:16Everybody wants a little bit of sweet escape, babe.
03:19Be like a holiday.
03:21Don't matter where I am, as long as you're with me.
03:24If only we...
03:25Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House.
03:29And we're feeling hot, hot, hot.
03:30So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good by mid-time?
03:46Your first frat party at the Ice House without him attached to the head.
03:49You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole.
03:57Oh shit, did he see me?
03:58Okay, be honest.
04:00Are they kissing?
04:02Like, does he look really into her? What's going on?
04:05Um, they're like six inches apart.
04:11I'm looking.
04:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:13Oh, Mo.
04:15I've never gotten less than an A in anything.
04:18And now my first real relationship? Straight fail.
04:21Today, I'm gonna do everything I can.
04:24Forget about that rink rat.
04:26Excellent. Now let's get you laid.
04:29Excuse me, hot sir. Are you single and are you more of a brunette or a blonde?
04:33We got your back, don't need to worry about the unbound.
04:36If only we could live our lives like this.
04:40Forever, every day.
04:42We'd only have the time for what is bliss.
04:46Sometimes we gotta play.
04:47We gotta play.
04:48Yeah.
04:49You know it's getting hot.
04:50You know we're about to drop, drop.
04:53We're about to drop, drop.
04:55We're about to drop.
04:57Is, uh, something on your mind, bro?
04:59Or, uh, someone maybe?
05:01Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne.
05:04Go ahead, I'll wait.
05:05Dude, Richard, are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
05:08Ex-girlfriend.
05:09Word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi.
05:14That absolute douche had her and cheated.
05:17Unreal.
05:18Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow.
05:20Now is not the time to throw in her brand of chaos.
05:23Plus, Brody Matthews would end you on and off the ice.
05:27Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice with all these other guys here.
05:54Just take a chance on me.
05:56Hi.
05:57I'm DJ Slap Shop, but tonight I'm DJ Slap yours.
05:59I think it's better for his friends.
06:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:02Yeah, babe.
06:03We'll jump out in this pool of chance envy.
06:09Come on.
06:12Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud.
06:14As is.
06:15Yeah, Abby's with me tonight, so.
06:17Whoa!
06:18Babe, I'm sorry.
06:19All I had was warm beard.
06:20You know, we have got to stop coming with these frat parties at the ice house.
06:31We're so uncivilized.
06:32Tyler Richards.
06:33If Brody sees you talking to me.
06:35You can eat shit for what he did to you.
06:38I'd never.
06:39Sorry, I should probably turn off shut.
06:40Nope.
06:41It's okay.
06:42Keep talking.
06:43Fucking die.
06:44What?
06:45Oh, nothing.
06:46Abby!
06:47I got you.
06:50One second.
06:52One second.
07:00I can see.
07:01One second.
07:04I got you.
07:17One second.
07:27What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
07:30Whatever she'll let me.
07:31What?
07:33You cannot talk to him.
07:34You cheated.
07:35We broke up.
07:36And now?
07:40We're dating.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though.
07:47Excuse me.
07:48Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser.
07:50You don't gotta lower your standards to get back in the asses.
07:52Undercoming.
07:53Yeah, that's big talk.
07:54Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating landed me with a broken collarbone last season.
07:58Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow with your daddy.
08:03What'd you say?
08:04Oh.
08:05Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy, right?
08:08That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp.
08:11Get pucked, Brody.
08:13Tyler's record puts yours to shame.
08:15Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart.
08:18Tyler's just a little nepo baby, hmm?
08:20Better grab him up.
08:22Start cleaning up my sloppy sets.
08:23Don't come on.
08:24I'll see you on the ice, you motherfucker!
08:25I'll see you on the ice, you motherfucker!
08:55Look at that boys, day one, and welcome to our elite camp, a team of scouts that brought
09:23together some of the best college players in the country. Now, you're all fighting for that coveted
09:29spot in the pros. For the next two weeks, you'll be pushed harder than ever. Brutal drills, conditioning,
09:41and I don't want any fucking excuses.
09:46It all leads to a three-on-three showcase in front of scouts who want to see you think fast
09:52and execute plates. Three-on-three is in hockey. It's survival. You choke, you're out.
10:00So don't let anything distract you while you're here.
10:06Who's hungry?
10:09Come on, I'm fucking hungry. You got a ticket, babe? What the fuck is she doing here?
10:14You're a little early. You can take off my skates in five minutes.
10:16No, she's here for me. Oh, shit.
10:20Okay. Cool.
10:24Whoa. What the fuck is she doing?
10:26It's not touchy fucking. What the fuck is she doing?
10:28That's crazy. Fuck.
10:30Hey. So, I've been thinking.
10:55Like one of us does.
10:57I like it. The whole fake dating thing.
11:00Fake. Yeah.
11:03Brody's an asshole. He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him.
11:08And I'll help you get the draft spot.
11:10And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
11:13Well, my dream is to work in politics, so think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial.
11:19You take down Brody, we both win.
11:22Translation?
11:22I'll be your fake girlfriend, destroy Brody's life, and then you get the draft spot.
11:30So, where to first?
11:33The Ice House is hosting a kickoff for their elite camp at the frat house tonight.
11:38We'll be there for sure.
11:39Mmm, go for the jugular. I like it.
11:42We'll fake date so hard his head spread.
11:45Ready?
11:46We'll be there.
11:57We'll be there.
12:04Abby!
12:04TOUCH!
12:34We're about to go harder than a slap shot.
12:45Ready?
12:46Yeah.
12:46No, no, no, no, no.
12:48Three, two, one.
12:51Whatever happens at the end of camp, remember, we're all in the same place.
13:04Same team.
13:05Yeah!
13:06We're brothers.
13:07Yeah!
13:08We're so close, we steal each other's girls, right?
13:12Donate the player.
13:13Abby made her choice and she chose me.
13:15Right out of the trash, right after I dumped her fucking ass.
13:18Nice, close, close, close, close.
13:21You better watch your fucking back, Richards, especially on the ice.
13:24Hey, by the way, how's that collar going?
13:27You know what?
13:28You're going to be begging to warm my bench, and if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my
13:32blades, you dusty piece of shit.
13:33You're crazy.
13:34Tell me there's no one in this world.
13:36You need more than me, baby.
13:38Kiss my fucking ass!
13:40One shot.
13:41Let's go, let's go.
13:43You know that I won't lie, I won't lie.
13:48You know that I won't lie, I won't lie.
13:52It's working.
13:53He's 100% rattled.
13:55Yeah.
13:56So what's next?
13:57Step one, break the ice, break his game.
14:01Brody's a control freak.
14:03You have to crack him.
14:05Mess with his head, your chances at pro go straight up.
14:09He's watching.
14:10Well, then let's give him something worth freaking out about, shall we?
14:19I'll make my mind hazy, I know it sounds crazy, but maybe we could be a thing.
14:26I'll give it one shot, make it high, show me what you'll bring.
14:30No, no, don't stop, talk your love, tell me what you'll make.
14:34One shot, one shot to a lifetime
14:37Let's do my all, yeah, yeah, one shot, make it high.
14:41One shot, one shot.
14:43Don't be on the, don't be, don't be, don't be.
14:47Don't be, don't be, don't be.
14:51Don't be, don't be, don't be.
14:56Don't be, don't be.
14:58I don't wanna be friends no more.
15:00Whenever my eyes if you raise that score one go one hot gotta shoot your shot better make a start give it all you got
15:11Hey, ah
15:14This isn't you embarrassing yourself focus on your relationship a little less
15:18Until I make it to the NHL and you pop out our kids
15:31I loathe you
15:33In like a hot way or
15:36Ew
15:37Party's over Tyler's looking for you
15:41Abstain
15:43I'm not your dog
15:46Oh
15:48Oh
15:50You will never take me up
15:52I am
15:53it's true
15:54Oh
15:56Oh
15:58Oh
16:00Oh
16:01Oh
16:03Oh
16:05Oh
16:07Oh
16:09Oh
16:11Oh
16:13Oh
16:15we need one for the gram we should make this officially official Wow Brody never posted a
16:27single photo of us in almost four years of day-day I'm not him I'd have been close okay
16:37how's that nah too tame what did you have in mind you ready
17:07how was that I liked it picture
17:17I'm gonna go practice
17:22you
17:37get them all in you got 30 seconds
18:07using Abbie to get to me you think I'm fucking stupid Richards is that a trick question
18:22Tyler Brody bitch now listen to daddy
18:28I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat taking down my hair got your eyes on me you need it you want it but can you handle this this lollipop is popping
18:58step three expose his weakness Brody thrives off his ego so let's tear it apart copy that
19:23what's up boys
19:30hey boys
19:42boys Tyler we're working out today right yes like this right yeah by doing it
20:09closer closer okay yeah god I swear Tyler you're looking huge bigger than I've ever seen
20:19Abby new break no let's keep pushing damn Brody sounds like you're snacking well he's munching
20:35we'll see who's better at the end of camp boys keep on laughing keep on laughing I already know
20:44who's better and bigger let's do it I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat taking down my head
20:55got your eyes on me this lollipop is popping this lollipop is popping this lollipop is popping
