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00:00:00It's way overdue.
00:00:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:02You have three days.
00:00:05I need you to sabotage this.
00:00:06I have a critical, critical arrangement.
00:00:08Let me know.
00:00:09$5,000.
00:00:10Deal.
00:00:12You must be Elsa Smith.
00:00:14The new CEO, Alice, is the chairman's grandson.
00:00:17Nice to meet you, Elsa.
00:00:18...is the chairman's grandson.
00:00:20Nice to meet you, Elsa.
00:00:23Are you kidding?
00:00:25That guy is your new CEO?
00:00:28Miss, why are you looking away?
00:00:30If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:00:37I promise.
00:00:38There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:00:41Excuse me.
00:00:43You're coming in?
00:00:49Help! Help!
00:00:50I'm not actually Elsa.
00:00:53I'm Lisa.
00:00:54I know.
00:00:55I think I might be in love with him.
00:01:03That just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:01:12You're still having me a date.
00:01:13Wait, isn't that insane?
00:01:14Like, I literally...
00:01:15Yeah.
00:01:20Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:01:24Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:01:26Holy fuck!
00:01:27Is this the guy?
00:01:28Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:01:29No.
00:01:30Focus on my $5,000.
00:01:31Excuse me.
00:01:32You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:01:33Actually, I'm not her.
00:01:34I'm only here because...
00:01:35Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:01:37You can't pay it back.
00:01:38Well...
00:01:39I guess you have to pay for it a different way.
00:01:41No.
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00:02:03You have oh no idea anyway.
00:02:04Ex.
00:02:05Boyfriend.
00:02:06And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:02:07I can't go find him.
00:02:08You filed for it.
00:02:09Now, you got pay it back.
00:02:10Or you will be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:02:13Ms. Lisa from B and G Grup.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17But losing my job isn't going to help either of us.
00:02:20Can I...
00:02:21Can I have one week?
00:02:24Okay.
00:02:25You have three days.
00:02:29CEO Alex is the Chairman's grandson.
00:02:32Eligible bachelor alert. I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later. Hey, I'm talking to you
00:02:37You little slut. What are you doing all that for? I have one step towards becoming married to a gold mine
00:02:44I'm going to take this opportunity
00:02:46These people look so gullible
00:02:49Because it might be the last time I can
00:02:52How do I look?
00:02:54Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive. Yeah, but I want to use it on my- No, no, please, please, it's let me-
00:02:58Hey, just break it to you ladies, but
00:03:00It's not gonna happen. And who are you to say that? Oh, I'm Alex's first love
00:03:07Seriously? Mm-hmm
00:03:11Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert and he came riding in on a horse completely
00:03:19Shirtless his abs and he's so hot and sweating and then keep going
00:03:25To unlock the rest of the story you're gonna have to pay me five bucks. I don't carry cash
00:03:33And then what?
00:03:47Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me and we started ripping off each other's clothes just completely
00:03:53Tearing them apart so animalistic and then and then he was the Thor
00:03:59I couldn't raise his hammer
00:04:05The ceo is right behind you
00:04:10It was actually the best sex of my life sir looks so good. I've been thinking about it for years seriously awesome
00:04:16God, I'm so lucky. He didn't see my face
00:04:20You should write for good novel
00:04:22Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writers dream?
00:04:29I'm so doomed
00:04:33Fuck my life
00:04:36Hey, what's up? Help Lisa, uh, I need you to front me for a blind date. What?
00:04:44Fuck how do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:04:48So what did you want to talk about?
00:04:50Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement
00:05:00No, what if I gave you a thousand dollars?
00:05:04No, no deal. No way
00:05:07Two thousand dollars
00:05:08No, okay
00:05:10Five thousand dollars take it or leave it
00:05:12You have three days
00:05:14You gotta pay it back or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life
00:05:20It's just a date. How bad can it be?
00:05:24Deal only because I'm your friend
00:05:26Thank you and make him bear my name, okay?
00:05:28Okay, I'll make sure he wishes he was never born
00:05:32Perfect
00:05:34One date and I will make him cry like a baby
00:05:36Beep
00:05:52Holy fuck is this the guy? Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on
00:05:56No, focus on my five thousand dollars
00:06:00Excuse me
00:06:02You must be Elsa Smith
00:06:04From the Smith family
00:06:14Just stay calm
00:06:16I'm not gonna be swayed by your looks
00:06:18Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves
00:06:22First, Be rude
00:06:24Sorry, I have so much limb in my throat
00:06:34It's so great to be you
00:06:38Number two
00:06:39Get physical
00:06:42Your fingers are like so long and nimble
00:06:45I bet you can do like a lot of things with them
00:06:50He's totally freaking out
00:06:52You know I got this amazing pedicure today
00:06:55Wanna see?
00:06:58He must think I'm a slut now
00:07:00Isn't it so pretty?
00:07:02I love hot paint
00:07:05Whoops!
00:07:09Take my card
00:07:16You should get a job at Good Novel
00:07:17I do not let him remember my face
00:07:18That guy is your new CEO?
00:07:19Yes, I'm not kidding Elsa
00:07:20Get here right now, I'm leaving
00:07:21Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:07:23There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again
00:07:25He's the CEO and you're just some random employee
00:07:27I promise, please just get through tonight and I will give you more money
00:07:30Okay, calm down, Lisa
00:07:31He hasn't recognized me yet
00:07:32I just need to get this date over with
00:07:34So, I hear you're a businessman
00:07:35You know my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers
00:07:38Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:07:39That was a part-time job
00:07:40He's the CEO and you're just some random employee
00:07:41I promise, please just get through tonight and I will give you more money
00:07:47Okay, calm down, Lisa
00:07:49He hasn't recognized me yet
00:07:51I just need to get this date over with
00:07:53So, I hear you're a businessman
00:07:58You know my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers
00:08:03Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:08:06That was a part-time job
00:08:08So, what is it you do exactly?
00:08:11Number three, be provocative as fuck
00:08:15I do a little thing called Only Hands
00:08:20You wanna make a video?
00:08:25No one's gonna like this fat shit crazy chick now
00:08:37Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios
00:08:39Oh shit, what did I get myself into?
00:08:43Two
00:08:48Hmm, she's messing with me
00:08:50Let's see how long you can keep up the act
00:08:55What can I help you with?
00:08:56We'll take the Just Splash for two
00:08:58Great, which one would you guys like?
00:09:00We'll let the lady decide
00:09:02We have room number one, BDSM
00:09:13Room number two, Uniform Temptation
00:09:25I need to get out of here, now
00:09:27I'll choose the bathroom
00:09:30First date, I would never think a governor's daughter would do that
00:09:49That's just disgusting
00:09:50I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan
00:09:53She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:09:56I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:09:59Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins
00:10:01And make sure we get this whole thing taken care of
00:10:03You'll never have to see her again
00:10:05Cheers
00:10:13Damn, girl, you are chugging that
00:10:16What has gotten into you?
00:10:18I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have
00:10:20Never done that
00:10:21Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him
00:10:24But
00:10:25Let's not worry about him tonight
00:10:28By the way, is everything all good?
00:10:31Like, there's not gonna be some CEO up my ass now?
00:10:33Because he is thoroughly freaked out
00:10:35And you will never have to deal with him again
00:10:42Hi, Daddy
00:10:46Uh-huh
00:10:47Okay, love you too
00:10:53What did you do?
00:10:54He's asking me
00:10:55Well, no
00:10:56Asking you
00:10:58To marry him
00:11:00I'm sorry
00:11:01What?
00:11:09God, I can't be late for this meeting
00:11:17Seriously?
00:11:20I thought I'd never see him again
00:11:21Uh...
00:11:22Going down, little lady
00:11:23You coming or not?
00:11:24Yeah
00:11:28Design department
00:11:30Alex
00:11:32What are you thinking about this marriage?
00:11:33I mean, are you serious?
00:11:34Or are you just screwing around?
00:11:37Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation
00:11:39When we get upstairs in private?
00:11:43Don't look at my face
00:11:44Don't look at my face
00:11:45Oh, excuse me
00:11:50Oh, excuse me
00:11:56Oh, excuse me
00:11:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:12:08Drop this
00:12:10Phew
00:12:11Keep it
00:12:15What's going on, boss?
00:12:18What you thinking?
00:12:19What are we, uh...
00:12:20I'll choose the...
00:12:22The bathroom
00:12:24Shhh
00:12:25Oh
00:12:29What a big deal
00:12:31I'm a person
00:12:32Alex is asking to meet with you
00:12:35Right now
00:12:37Alex is asking to meet with you
00:12:38Right now
00:12:40If I lose my job because of this
00:12:41You're going to have to support me
00:12:43Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me
00:12:45If he finds out about this
00:12:47Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot
00:12:49Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen
00:12:53I promise everything will be fine
00:12:54And I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this
00:12:56What do I get in return?
00:13:00The world is your oyster and my purses are yours
00:13:05Not bad
00:13:06My debt could be paid off
00:13:12What's the matter, Elsa?
00:13:14We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:13:16Speak your mind
00:13:17Somebody's waiting for me
00:13:18Good
00:13:19I don't want to keep anybody waiting
00:13:20So here's the deal
00:13:21I want the marriage as soon as possible
00:13:27Stop
00:13:28When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:13:34Let me say this again
00:13:36If you are my wife
00:13:38You and your family
00:13:39Will have all the money in the world
00:13:40Hell, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate
00:13:44If you want, of course
00:13:45First Dave, now this
00:13:46Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:13:49Fuck you
00:13:51You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction
00:13:56This is a business transaction, Elsa
00:13:58It's not love
00:13:59Of course, I can make an exception
00:14:06Have you ever been in love?
00:14:09No
00:14:10You haven't
00:14:12You never know what that feels like
00:14:13Never know what that feels like
00:14:14Never know what that feels like
00:14:16You know, never start something
00:14:18If you're not going to finish it
00:14:21You and I are nothing alike, Alex
00:14:31I still believe in love
00:14:33While you are a power-hungry cynic
00:14:35With nothing left in your heart
00:14:37Oh, so wait
00:14:40Hey
00:14:42I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier
00:14:45You didn't make me cry
00:14:46You're not worth my tears
00:14:49I mean
00:14:51Don't you think it was kind of rude just leaving back there?
00:14:54I don't want to talk about this
00:14:55You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick
00:14:57You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick
00:14:59you're a self-entitled, self-assisted dick
00:15:00you're a self-assist dick
00:15:01you're a self-assist dick
00:15:15you're a self-assist dick
00:15:16Here.
00:15:18Oh shit, he's so cute.
00:15:23I'm gonna fall in love.
00:15:28Is this how he really plays things out? Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:15:34Here.
00:15:36Thanks.
00:15:38Oh, she's so pretty.
00:15:40Oh my god! That's a governor's daughter!
00:15:50What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:15:58Hello?
00:15:59Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:16:10It's not Elsa Smith.
00:16:18Wait, wait, hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:16:22So you think it's true?
00:16:24Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:16:28I don't know, boss.
00:16:30You know, look, some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:16:34I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a secret self-entitled.
00:16:36Have you ever been in love?
00:16:38No, you haven't.
00:16:40You've never known what that feels like.
00:16:44Oh shit, boss, are you crying?
00:16:46Oh my god, dude, I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:16:48I just, um, boss, I'm just kidding.
00:16:50I didn't mean to actually know your feelings. Sam!
00:16:52I didn't know you're Sam! Sorry, if you're sad.
00:16:54What's going on with Senator?
00:16:56Oh, Senator, right, yeah.
00:16:58We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion,
00:17:00which is good.
00:17:02But what's not good, the bad news,
00:17:04is that we used all the resources at our disposal
00:17:06and now we don't have any resources left to sway the Senator's opinion.
00:17:10So that is unfortunate for us right now, we have to figure that out.
00:17:12Okay, yeah.
00:17:14Look, I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:17:18Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:17:28The CEO is here.
00:17:30Can I skip it?
00:17:32No, girl, come on.
00:17:34Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:17:36Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:47Camouflage.
00:17:48Nicely done.
00:17:54Guys, I gotta say, this is...
00:17:56It's beautiful.
00:17:58Why don't you design it?
00:18:00That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:18:02Miss.
00:18:04My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:18:08Fuck my life.
00:18:10Miss, why are you looking away?
00:18:12Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:18:14Boss!
00:18:16Got the documents you've been asking about?
00:18:18You're the man, Sammy.
00:18:20Careful, thank you.
00:18:21When will this freaking meeting end?
00:18:23Okay, where's my pen?
00:18:25Alright, guys.
00:18:27Meeting adjourned.
00:18:29Uh, hang on one second.
00:18:44What was she wearing that night?
00:18:46Kinda hard to forget.
00:18:48Leopard print.
00:18:49Gold shoes.
00:18:51Black fishnets.
00:18:53Bold, Sammy.
00:19:02Where have I seen that guy before?
00:19:08Uh, miss?
00:19:09You getting in or not?
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12Fuck!
00:19:13That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:19:18Hi.
00:19:19Hey, girl.
00:19:20I can't do this anymore.
00:19:21My cover's blown.
00:19:22Hi, what's going on?
00:19:24What if I just tell him?
00:19:25It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:19:28There might be room for maneuver.
00:19:30I was crazy as fuck.
00:19:31What's wrong with losing it?
00:19:33Yeah, what's this deal?
00:19:34I don't know.
00:19:37You shameless bitch!
00:19:39You fucking liar!
00:19:41Get the fuck out of my office!
00:19:43Let's do this another time.
00:19:53Not him again.
00:19:57Excuse me.
00:19:59You coming in?
00:20:00You coming in?
00:20:11He smells good.
00:20:14Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:20:16The power will come back on ahead.
00:20:36Oh God!
00:20:38Oh, God.
00:21:08Are you okay?
00:21:20Does he have claustrophobia?
00:21:28Hey, hey.
00:21:29Open the door, okay?
00:21:30Don't be afraid.
00:21:35Are you okay, okay?
00:21:37Alex, are you okay?
00:21:39Are you okay?
00:21:40Where's Bobby and Daddy?
00:21:43Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:21:47Serious accidents, accidents.
00:21:52Hey, hey.
00:21:54Are you okay?
00:21:55Don't come near me.
00:21:57Stay back.
00:21:58He's not getting better.
00:22:00Does he have PTSD?
00:22:01Hey, get away from me.
00:22:03Get away from me.
00:22:03Hey.
00:22:04No.
00:22:04Calm down.
00:22:05We're gonna do it.
00:22:07Alex, stop that.
00:22:08You're gonna hurt yourself.
00:22:09Stop.
00:22:09Get your house.
00:22:13What are you gonna do?
00:22:14Give me rabies?
00:22:19Your voice sounds familiar.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24I work for the janitor.
00:22:26Janet and Ella.
00:22:28You should come closer.
00:22:31No, I've got to go.
00:22:32Eric.
00:22:34Hey wait.
00:22:34I just...
00:22:35I want to say thank you.
00:22:53Samie.
00:22:54Boss, I got some news for you.
00:22:55the girl you went on a date with was not elsa smith it was lisa from the design team
00:23:11daring to threaten lisa oh you are so dead
00:23:15oh let me get the screen okay this is my favorite date is there anything else i can help you with
00:23:31this isn't a girl from alex's date she's way too pretty and her hair is red are you elsa smith
00:23:55what are you doing here i'm sorry what oh i know exactly who you are and if i find out that you're
00:24:00trying to mess this whole thing up with lisa oh you are so dead
00:24:14isn't it so pretty miss why are you looking away you didn't make me cry you're not worth my tears
00:24:23lisa davis it was you all along
00:24:30it was you all along
00:24:39hello alex i want you to clear your schedule you're gonna drive me to see an old army
00:24:44no time i have a date a date a date is more important than me yeah a date date date
00:24:56yeah okay all right all right listen i'll take care of myself you go do that because you are getting
00:25:05you are getting married and i want a full report of how it goes you got it bye
00:25:18alex is definitely a lone wolf like he doesn't ask his family for anything you know i actually heard
00:25:26the craziest story that he was kidnapped by our ex-ceo mr gray no way but it gets even crazier because he
00:25:34took out his own kidnappers and then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to mr
00:25:40gray and i don't mean just fired i mean he's cruel but brave i mean a little hot but still cruel
00:25:49i know do you even remember but still cruel i know do you even remember steve from hr
00:25:55i know me either one day he was here the next it's gone he's dead it's the power of alex you know i just
00:26:04wonder how many bodies don't come near me no no now that i know his little secret am i also going
00:26:15to be one of those dead bodies
00:26:25i have a proposal for you miss elsa i thought i made myself pretty clear that i don't want anything to
00:26:30do with you hear me out i just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa
00:26:35and for your time i'll pay you fifty thousand dollars 50k
00:26:44sorry to disappoint but i'm still not interested my daddy is the governor of washington for god's
00:26:49sake i didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend
00:26:51shit how can i retract that
00:26:59what does she mean by this if a woman rejects you but she sends a heart emoji
00:27:10if a woman rejects you but she sends a heart emoji we need a little more context boss
00:27:16who are we talking about it's just for a friend
00:27:21that doesn't mean they call it a little butt press a little butt play maybe i don't know why don't i
00:27:28go make a few phone calls and figure it out how about that yeah all right
00:27:34i'm a patient man lisa davis but you'll fall into my trap
00:27:47god damn it
00:27:59you vows for it you gotta pay it back
00:28:01shit alex not now where can i hide from both of them
00:28:21who are you who are you consider this a warning don't come near her again that
00:28:26bitch oh i mean that laid out me money how much 150k plus interest
00:28:42who's her
00:28:49i'll raise my compensation to 150k miss elsa please reconsider my offer three dates 150k
00:28:56nothing other than coffee chats or dinner however if you break our contract you will have to pay me
00:29:01back double this is perfect it's the exact amount i need
00:29:10the economy is not doing too hot in washington these days contract is signed looking forward to it
00:29:15me too
00:29:18game on time to pay up after jerking me around
00:29:2320 miles i'm not available right now
00:29:33fine give me a minute
00:29:35hey why did you need me
00:29:42so here's the thing we both know each other pretty well yeah but there's still some loose
00:29:49sins we put tie up uh what do you want to know thank you
00:29:57said you worked at a family firm
00:29:59what exactly do you guys specialize in
00:30:09um
00:30:12well we specialize in uh feminine products
00:30:16you wouldn't understand
00:30:25elaborate
00:30:28okay
00:30:28everything i'm wearing right now is for my brains
00:30:34key on lying
00:30:37why am i here alex you could have called me about this
00:30:39right now i guess it's a big waste of our time huh
00:30:42uh huh we'll see you around
00:30:49do you have 20 miles for this
00:30:55hey where the hell are you girl mr pram just scheduled a meeting and happening in like 20 minutes
00:31:01you better be back before then
00:31:02what
00:31:03if i go in there now he's gonna recognize me
00:31:15sammy
00:31:16so we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore masks during the
00:31:22staff meetings so if you feel a little tickle in your throat feel a little sicky pop on a mask
00:31:28protect your friends thank god for the flu
00:31:33where have you been why are you so late
00:31:36i'm surprised i'm waiting for you but what are you talking about why is he here where i am
00:31:41i don't know um lisa's here mr brown so guys i have very exciting news
00:31:47lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition
00:31:54now wait a minute i have even better news this is the first competition since i took office so i'll
00:32:01be involved every step of the way which means lisa you and i will be going to the business meeting
00:32:06together down at the factory to pick out the fabrics wow how can i get through an entire day and night with him
00:32:23sammy hey boss listen tompkins is pressing again and with the bill going through in a couple days this
00:32:29is just uh it's not looking good for us man tomkins sammy that was tomkins
00:32:35tomkins wyatt man the senator the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of washington what's going
00:32:41on with you right now buddy oh the senator sammy don't worry look i have my ways yeah that's cute
00:32:47buddy but listen i don't think you do because you just forgot what the senator's name was so
00:32:50listen i think it'd be best if you just got that hello hi hello i need to check on the measurements
00:32:59of this one it's all right
00:33:29is he actually going to do that
00:33:59that's what i need to tell you okay please please wake up
00:34:29oh well what is it exactly hey ow that hurt even more i'm out of here you're just gonna
00:34:40you're just gonna leave me here with my ankles still hurting
00:34:42okay
00:35:03i'm sorry what
00:35:05For what?
00:35:07For everything.
00:35:23I have to confess something to you.
00:35:27I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:35:31When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash.
00:35:36And I could never drive again.
00:35:39But now I'm driving in your car right now, so...
00:35:44What I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears.
00:35:48So...
00:35:49Stop. Stop.
00:35:50I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:52I know. I know. I like...
00:35:54It's enough.
00:36:01Are you okay? You can overcome your fears.
00:36:14Stop. Stop me.
00:36:16I'm just trying to...
00:36:18It's enough.
00:36:20I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:36:24I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:36:27I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:36:30I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:36:33Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:36:42How do I know what she likes?
00:36:44With precision.
00:36:45How do I know what she likes?
00:36:47Oh, well, that's easy.
00:36:48All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:36:51It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:36:55Sammy.
00:36:56How do you know she's our employee?
00:36:58Did I say our?
00:37:00I...
00:37:01I think what I said was, uh...
00:37:03Are you...
00:37:04You're looking thirsty.
00:37:05Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:37:08Yeah.
00:37:09Coffee. Sammy. Hot coffee.
00:37:10I got it, boss.
00:37:11Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:37:18Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:37:28Maybe he's a little kooky on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:37:33Did you hear? The Senator's gonna pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:37:42Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:37:44I have it on very good authority that the Governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:37:49So with that layered protection from the Governor, no one's gonna touch us.
00:37:53Money and looks. Who's gonna reject that?
00:37:56Wish I was the Governor's daughter.
00:38:03Hello, lovely.
00:38:04Hello.
00:38:05How are you?
00:38:06I'm good.
00:38:07Here's your gift.
00:38:08Oh my God!
00:38:09How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:38:10I have plenty more surprises.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Oh.
00:38:13Jesus.
00:38:14Stop wiggling, would you?
00:38:15Stop.
00:38:16Wiggling.
00:38:17What?
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Is pookin' me?
00:38:20Welcome to the kitchen.
00:38:21Make yourself comfortable.
00:38:22I'll get started on dinner.
00:38:23My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone else.
00:38:24I'm so scared.
00:38:25I'm so scared.
00:38:26I'm so scared.
00:38:27I'm so scared.
00:38:28Oh my God!
00:38:29How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:38:30I have plenty more surprises.
00:38:31Come on.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:33Jesus.
00:38:34Stop wiggling, would you?
00:38:35Stop.
00:38:36Wiggling.
00:38:37What is pookin' me?
00:38:39Welcome to the kitchen.
00:38:42Make yourself comfortable.
00:38:44I'll get started on dinner.
00:38:45My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone else.
00:38:48I liked.
00:38:49Your hair looks different.
00:38:50Same style?
00:38:51A little different.
00:38:52Decided to go brown.
00:38:53It looks lovely.
00:38:54And the dress.
00:38:55Mm-hmm.
00:38:56Looks great on you.
00:38:57All of it.
00:38:58Smashing.
00:38:59How did I get so lucky?
00:39:01Lost inside my mind.
00:39:02So long.
00:39:03So long.
00:39:04So long.
00:39:05So long.
00:39:06I've tried to fly alone.
00:39:07But sometimes I get involved in nothing.
00:39:08So long.
00:39:09So long.
00:39:10I've tried to fly alone.
00:39:12But sometimes I get involved in nothing stays the same.
00:39:19For you, my love.
00:39:20How?
00:39:21Oh, yeah.
00:39:22Bon appetit.
00:39:23Oh, yeah.
00:39:24Bon appetit.
00:39:25Oh, yeah.
00:39:26Bon appetit.
00:39:29Knife to the face, knife to the face, knife to the face, knife to the face!
00:39:31Hey!
00:39:32But sometimes don't get involved and nothing stays the same.
00:39:42For you, my love.
00:39:44Ow.
00:39:45Oh, yeah. Bon appetit.
00:39:55Knife to the face, knife to the face, knife to the face!
00:39:57Hey, I made you dinner.
00:39:58Oh, okay, thank you. Can you put it in my mouth?
00:40:00Yeah? What do you want me to do?
00:40:01Fork, fork, fork, fork.
00:40:03Yes, yes, it's a dungeon, babe. It's a dungeon, babe.
00:40:10What was that, marinated in salt?
00:40:12That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:40:14I tried it. It wasn't that bad.
00:40:16Oh, it wasn't that bad? You tried it?
00:40:17Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:40:21Go!
00:40:31Any comments?
00:40:44It's perfect.
00:40:48You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:40:52They were so busy.
00:40:54I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:40:57So, cooking like this is really special.
00:41:00Maybe.
00:41:01Maybe.
00:41:02I could be your personal chef.
00:41:08Weird.
00:41:17Because let me tell you.
00:41:18Wow.
00:41:21One month meet-iversary.
00:41:24You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:41:27I'm not Elsa.
00:41:28I don't deserve any of this.
00:41:29My Cinderella story is over.
00:41:30And I should return where I belong.
00:41:33I have to go.
00:41:34I'm sorry.
00:41:35Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:41:36I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:41:37David?
00:41:38Shit.
00:41:39I'm not Elsa.
00:41:41I don't deserve any of this.
00:41:43My Cinderella story is over.
00:41:44And...
00:41:45I should return where I belong.
00:41:49I have to go.
00:41:51I'm sorry.
00:41:53Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:41:55I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:42:01David?
00:42:06You
00:42:16Boss look not now
00:42:19Well, there's there's something that I'm not in the mood Sammy
00:42:23Okay, it's just uh, just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend David what?
00:42:31What about
00:42:33Exactly, that's what I thought you're gonna say. So I looked more into Lisa's dead and it turns out that the whole cause of it
00:42:40Is this guy David?
00:42:42Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money, and then he just
00:42:46squirts her off to the road like a little rat
00:42:50What a fucking loser
00:42:57I do think that girls do like losers though
00:42:59I mean she's been paying his debt up until just now which makes me think that I mean she's probably still kind of likes him
00:43:06She said please that is
00:43:08such shit
00:43:10I'm sorry. I had to tell you though, you know
00:43:12Don't apologize. At least now, you know, I'm not dating the governor's daughter
00:43:18but
00:43:20If we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, I have to see him immediately
00:43:26I'm gonna get you to the governor
00:43:28You're sure?
00:43:31I'm sure boss
00:43:35See you later Lisa. Bye, Luke. Bye
00:43:37Look what I have Lisa
00:43:43Yeah, I know you give me a chance to apologize. Are you serious David? Yes, I'm serious. Take a hint. A hint? Yeah
00:43:51You gotta be shitting me. Really? Really? Really? Really? You're going back with the racks that fast?
00:44:01Bullshit
00:44:03You still owe me a date. I need you to meet me right now. Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody?
00:44:10Sorry, not available right now
00:44:13Be here in 10 minutes or pay double
00:44:17Sue me
00:44:21Who are you talking to? None of your business
00:44:27So I might have got you something
00:44:30Oh
00:44:32Can you see?
00:44:40Who did you steal this from?
00:44:41I didn't have to steal it from anybody. I won the lottery. That's all. You okay?
00:44:47Yeah, right
00:44:49What are you doing? Look, I'm rich now. Like I can pay off all the debts that I owe you and
00:44:59We can go back to living our happy lives. Just like we were meant to
00:45:03Lisa
00:45:05Would you marry me Lisa?
00:45:08Will you marry me?
00:45:10Delicious. Is this about that guy earlier?
00:45:25Hmm? No. It's not about the guy earlier, David. You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's gonna work out. It's not
00:45:32This is me making it up to you now
00:45:36Okay, I could pay you back tenfold. I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want. Come on
00:45:40You know what David I used to think you were kind of okay, maybe nice. You're just a piece of shit
00:45:46Excuse me. Stay away from me
00:45:55There are some interesting people here today
00:45:59Well, I don't think they're that bad
00:46:04So I heard David's back. Hmm. Yeah, and I am
00:46:08I'm definitely over him
00:46:11Alex is the new problem. What did he do now? Hmm?
00:46:15I think I might be in love with him
00:46:20But he's in love with Elsa Smith
00:46:23What's the difference? It's still you know Elsa is a princess Lisa is a nobody
00:46:30Listen if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess, you know
00:46:35I got you. I don't think money is gonna solve this issue
00:46:38Well, you know what you look gorgeous, and I don't think you need any help. Come on. Let's take some photos
00:46:44Fine fine fine. Okay, okay
00:47:08So cute and I really like you
00:47:14I don't think he likes me. He loves you. He loves you. Yeah
00:47:16But how do you know?
00:47:18I don't think he likes me. No, he loves you. What do you do?
00:47:22I don't know if he likes me. Yeah, there I am, girl
00:47:25Yeah, you look like a thirsty little slut
00:47:27Who are you?
00:47:29I'm checking you with me tonight whether you like it or not. Absolutely not
00:47:32Jesus
00:47:34What the heck is going on? Bitch
00:47:36Hey!
00:47:38Come on, let's go
00:47:39Help! Help!
00:47:40What are you doing here?
00:47:42What are you doing here?
00:47:43Wait, I need you to play with Elsa
00:47:44All these guys, look at some fucking garbage pail, kids. Look at that
00:47:47Get the fuck out of here unless you wanna die
00:47:49You fucking knife you coward
00:47:50Baby, I'm gonna get the police, alright?
00:47:51You fucking asshole
00:47:53No, no, no, no!
00:47:56No, no, no!
00:48:13It runs over it, runs over, runs over, runs over
00:48:20Ahhhh
00:48:22Alex, he's so annoying, oh my god, he made me run 20 fucking miles, also I'm pretty sure
00:48:36his faint was fake, so you're so annoying, I think about you all the time, do you really
00:48:44think about me all the time?
00:48:52Am I dreaming?
00:48:56Just drinking a little bit, oh, there's something I need to tell you Alex, I'm not actually Elsa,
00:49:07I'm Lisa, hi mom, hi mom, I saw, okay stay right there, uh, I saw, okay stay right there,
00:49:36um, hey Sam, yeah, serious question, do you like me, do you like me, do you like me, I just
00:49:49really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just said, well, I just kind of,
00:50:06she confessed to me for the first time, she stole my first kiss, she confessed to me for
00:50:22the first time, she stole my first kiss, I confess, what are you talking about, she confessed to
00:50:31me the other night, she told me exactly what she was thinking, I wouldn't get your hopes
00:50:38up boss, we still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture, who's David, oh, you're joking,
00:50:47funny, how are you, any update with the governor's schedule, um, it's good, I, I'm gonna put that
00:50:56on your agenda, uh, very soon, just not right now, Sammy, right now, I'm not actually Elsa, I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa, I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so, that's good, I also said something,
00:51:05I probably shouldn't have, oh, same here, I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam, we shouldn't have gone wasted, yeah, you're right, today really does suck, we should not have gotten wasted, I did some stupid stuff,
00:51:33So see you at the bar tonight. I'll see you at lunch. Yeah, bye
00:51:41You still owe me a date
00:51:43Meet me at the restaurant after work
00:51:46Contract says Elsa Smith. That has nothing to do with me
00:51:50You're in too deep
00:51:52You can't back out now
00:51:59You can't back out now
00:52:01Isn't that insane? I literally
00:52:15The dress is lovely question in the world did you get so beautiful? This place is lovely. Yes, seriously
00:52:25Thank you, and we'll have our two glasses of Malbec. It's more marinara. Thank you
00:52:30How did you know Malbec's my favorite? Lisa listen your introduction the first day at the office was
00:52:37I'm an exception
00:52:41Your introduction the first day at the office was
00:52:45I'm an exception do you recall when I've never seen anybody in all my time gift detail like that?
00:52:50I was impressed. That's how you knew I like Dalmatians. Thank you so much
00:52:55Cheers
00:52:57Cheers
00:52:59Cheers
00:53:05What is it?
00:53:07Get under the table now
00:53:08The table?
00:53:09Get underodi
00:53:10Get under
00:53:14Shhh
00:53:17It's literally insane they can't even make a coffee
00:53:20Is that Lisa?
00:53:21Sounds to you
00:53:22Oh my god! Lisa? Hi
00:53:23Yeah.
00:53:24Oh my goodness.
00:53:26Are you waiting on somebody?
00:53:28No, I'm just eating alone.
00:53:29Oh my God.
00:53:31Ow.
00:53:32Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here,
00:53:34okay?
00:53:35You can slap right away.
00:53:36I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:53:37Yeah, I'm so good to see this.
00:53:40Gosh, I love the dress.
00:53:46Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:53:49Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:53:50I just, I can feel my blood sugar.
00:53:52I don't think you're gonna finish all of this, right?
00:53:54No, I'm gonna finish lunch.
00:53:55Please eat it, Paul.
00:53:57A few glasses of wine.
00:53:58Must have had a week, huh?
00:54:00Long day, long day.
00:54:01Mm.
00:54:02Mm.
00:54:03Oh God.
00:54:04Mm.
00:54:05So I've been meaning to ask you, okay?
00:54:07You've been acting a little bit funky
00:54:08ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:54:11Are you gonna tell me what's up?
00:54:13Um.
00:54:14Is he making you work overtime?
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:17God, God, I knew it.
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19God, I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:54:21and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:54:24But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:29You said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:54:31and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:54:32Seriously, Lisa?
00:54:33But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:35Did I say that?
00:54:36You don't remember?
00:54:38Um, you said he was, like, petty and self-obsessed,
00:54:40and, like, there was no way he was ever
00:54:42going to be a girlfriend.
00:54:43Stop, stop, please stop.
00:54:45Um, my purse.
00:54:46Oh, let me get it.
00:54:51There you go.
00:54:52Thanks.
00:54:53Mm-hmm.
00:54:54Well, this was delicious, thank you.
00:54:55Uh, nope.
00:54:56Yep, they're seating us.
00:54:57Perfect.
00:54:58See you later, thank you for this.
00:54:59Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:55:16Come on, over.
00:55:17Come on, over.
00:55:18Now, we need to congratulate Lisa,
00:55:21because she won first place
00:55:23in the Paris International Designers Award.
00:55:25Ah!
00:55:26Thank you, Lisa.
00:55:27Congratulations.
00:55:28You totally knocked it out of the park,
00:55:30and I would love to see them trying.
00:55:32My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:55:34Exactly.
00:55:35Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:55:42I'd like to officially ask you.
00:55:49Would you be my girlfriend?
00:55:50Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:55:55If you accept my humble request.
00:55:57I think you still owe me something.
00:55:59What do I owe you?
00:56:04Yeah!
00:56:05Sam.
00:56:16I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:56:21I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:56:24What am I doing wrong?
00:56:35Sam.
00:56:36You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:56:42No.
00:56:43Good.
00:56:44Pretty.
00:56:45It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:57:00Why hasn't she texted?
00:57:02Was her phone broken?
00:57:03Boss, just relax, alright?
00:57:05She's going to give you a call.
00:57:06Jesus.
00:57:07I do have some good news, though.
00:57:10The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:57:12that he is completely convinced that B&G
00:57:16is going to play a pivotal role
00:57:18in Washington's industrial development.
00:57:20Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:57:23He was just very impressed.
00:57:25Just as I suspected, he's rejecting the bill.
00:57:30Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:57:36Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:57:46Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:57:54And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in, especially from Japan, for our special guest.
00:58:01Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:58:05Forgive me.
00:58:06I just have to say, we've been talking about marriage.
00:58:10What's it going to be?
00:58:12Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:58:15No, I think we're actually ready.
00:58:19No, honey.
00:58:20You're thinking of waiting.
00:58:22No, I, uh, I think I'm ready at least.
00:58:26Which is it going to be?
00:58:29I have something very important to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
00:58:39Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child, and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:58:48I won't spare you any of the details.
00:58:51He was six years old, and his parents were out shopping, and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek
00:58:58to make them find him when they returned.
00:59:01And he waited and waited and waited.
00:59:05The most horrible of fates happened.
00:59:08They died in a car accident.
00:59:15They died in a car accident.
00:59:17No!
00:59:18Calm down.
00:59:19Calm down.
00:59:20You're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:21Hey!
00:59:22Oh, my God!
00:59:23Stop it!
00:59:24You're going to hurt yourself!
00:59:25Hey!
00:59:26You can overcome your fears.
00:59:27Stop.
00:59:28Stop.
00:59:29And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:59:32He had gone into shock, and he was dehydrated, and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:59:38When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
00:59:44And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:59:47I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future, he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:59:53I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:59:57Yes, Mr. Brown.
00:59:58I will always take care of him.
00:59:59Hey, I couldn't sleep.
01:00:00I'm outside.
01:00:01Can you meet me?
01:00:02Coming.
01:00:03Grab it.
01:00:04Put in the front of me back!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:07Ah!
01:00:08Ah!
01:00:09Ah!
01:00:10Fuck!
01:00:11Look down with me!
01:00:12The hell?
01:00:13Ah!
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:20Ah!
01:00:21Ah!
01:00:22Ah!
01:00:23Ah!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:25Ah!
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:28Ah!
01:00:29Ah!
01:00:30Ah!
01:00:31Ah!
01:00:32Hey! Let her go!
01:00:34I'll give you anything you want.
01:01:02Where's my mommy and daddy?
01:01:04Did they forget about me?
01:01:06Please come back.
01:01:08Hey, bud.
01:01:10Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
01:01:12Don't be afraid.
01:01:14Lock you out to conquer your fear.
01:01:16Lisa's your true love, my friend.
01:01:18You can overcome your fears.
01:01:20With her.
01:01:22You no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude,
01:01:26so get out there, buddy.
01:01:28Come on, buddy.
01:01:30Go.
01:01:32She needs you.
01:01:40Shut the fuck up!
01:01:42I'll fucking kill you!
01:01:44This fucking guy made it in you!
01:01:46Motherfucker!
01:01:58Lisa?
01:02:00I'm okay.
01:02:02I'm okay.
01:02:04You got hit.
01:02:06Are you okay?
01:02:08Come on.
01:02:10I love you.
01:02:14I love you.
01:02:16Are you okay?
01:02:18I'm okay.
01:02:20I love you.
01:02:30My love.
01:02:32Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:02:34You're a survivor.
01:02:36No overtime tonight.
01:02:38We have new products going out in 10 days.
01:02:40I have to look over the specs.
01:02:42My love, my love, my love.
01:02:44I miss you at home in 10 days.
01:02:46We should always get an out.
01:02:48We're in the office.
01:02:50The intensity of the intensity of my love, I hope.
01:02:52Oh.
01:02:54Yes, we're coming home.
01:02:56Aww.
01:02:58Yeah, that's cute.
01:03:00Aww.
01:03:02You too.
01:03:04I love you.
01:03:08You're too happy.
01:03:10You are too hot.
01:03:12I am too hot.
01:03:14I'm all too hot.
01:03:16I'm too hot.
01:03:18I'm also too hot.
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