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00:00Papa John, what can we get started for you today?
00:08Come again?
00:09Wait, what?
00:09Hello?
00:10Thank you for calling Papa John.
00:12What can we get started for you?
00:14Would you like to try our large one-topping pizza for $7.99?
00:18No, this is Domino's Houston.
00:22Domino's?
00:23It's actually $6.99.
00:25It's not Papa John's.
00:27This is Domino's Houston.
00:28You're selling a large one-topping pizza for $6.99?
00:31Are you f***ing kidding me?
00:32And a two-liter.
00:33Are you f***ing kidding me?
00:35Are you trying to uppercut our prices?
00:37Is that what you're f***ing doing?
00:38And you called us?
00:39Wait, this is Papa John's?
00:41F*** you, Domino's.
00:43Your pizza tastes like f***ing l***.
00:44F*** Papa John's, bro.
00:46I got f***ed from Domino's.
00:48F*** Domino's.
00:49They're not loyal to their f***ing customers.
00:51But you couldn't make it.
00:52You're a super hard f***ing pizza salesman.
00:55Pull up.

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