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00:00Yeah, whatever.
00:15Please give me your smile, Bridget.
00:17What's going on?
00:19I think I just had my period for the first time.
00:22Oh.
00:24Oh.
00:25Look.
00:26Just...
00:27And just sneak off.
00:28I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:39Hey.
00:40Yo, what's that on the chair?
00:42Oh, my God.
00:43Is...
00:44Is that a stain?
00:46Whoa!
00:47Whoa!
00:48Ew!
00:49Oh!
00:50I must have spilled some ketchup when I was having a hot dog.
00:54Oh.
00:55Oh.
00:56That's the lamest excuse ever.
00:57Ketchup, huh?
00:58That's why you're running away.
00:59Oh!
01:00Oh!
01:01Ew!
01:02Ew!
01:03Ew!
01:04Ew!
01:05Ew!
01:06Ew!
01:07Ew!
01:08Ew!
01:09Ew!
01:10Ew!
01:11Ew!
01:12Ew!
01:13Ew!
01:14Ew!
01:15Ew!
01:16Ew!
01:17Ew!
01:18Ew!
01:19Ew!
01:20Ew!
01:21Ew!
01:22Ew!
01:23Ew!
01:24Mary, open the door.
01:25Mary, open the door.
01:26No!
01:27Go away!
01:28I have pads and everything you need.
01:31Look.
01:33I know what to do.
01:34I had mine years ago.
01:37Every girl goes through it.
01:39goes through it just please let me help you and open up the door Mary there's so
01:52much blood everyone saw it's going to be okay no it's not they already have a
02:01freakin nickname for me it doesn't matter just let me help you please okay all
02:12right let's go oh hi Mary I kept you a plate look it's bloody Mary hey bloody
02:25Mary some ketchup for those eggs huh what you can square it everywhere and I
02:36can't get out of here Mary you reek you don't touch me or like so gross oh what
02:43the freak the hell I do never had your period I can still smell her right
02:49funny but it's showing my appetite hey hey just leave me alone whatever your name
03:05it's Sid we've had a few classes together whatever I wasn't going to make fun of
03:13you or anything just leave me alone okay just it's not gross don't listen to them
03:23right thanks I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember but she doesn't
03:33even notice me what am I doing wrong I'm the only person who hasn't made fun of
03:38her for what happened yesterday she's really sensitive now I understand yeah
03:49she must feel horrible so what's the plan now wait for the camping trip to be over
04:02what do you mean Mary are you planning to stay in the bed for the rest of the
04:06trip why not there's only two days left come on now we could have so much fun in
04:15those two days you know I actually thought that I thought I could get Homer to like me
04:26during this camping trip I'm Mary I've had a crush on him for so long he's never gonna
04:33ask me out all girls get their period and it's not like a disease or something
04:39then why does my stomach hurt so much I'll give you some my dope what's my dope it's
04:44some medicine that will help you with the cramps with the headache everything
04:48you'll feel better you'll see oh god I even have to take medicine okay promise me
04:56we'll go on a walk later deal okay and I mean Homer isn't the only guy in this
05:08planet I mean I think there might be a better option
05:15thanks for convincing you go outside and thanks for the light oh don't mention it
05:20girls I don't know if you saw but some girls saw a bear there at the camping
05:28site what a bear no yeah yeah yeah they did if I were you I'd be careful because
05:33you know bears go crazy when they smell blood you're not serious this can't be
05:36true yeah obviously I mean everyone knows bears attack people when they smell
05:40blood but could you smell me of course obviously even I can smell you you stink
05:46if I were you I'd go back home and stay away from the bear Diane she doesn't
05:52stink what's wrong with your nose I mean obvious okay you know what fine you do
05:57you whatever you want I'm just going wait for the bear to attack I guess bloody
06:03Mary
06:05but what if you can't smell me and bears I can't we have to go Mary there is no
06:11bears first of all second of all they're
06:30oh idiot see your face you look ridiculous
06:36I saw everything are you okay they're horrible I can't believe they do that
06:44or is everything fine go away weirdo what's your problem anyways I'm a weirdo
06:52because I don't make fun of you what do you want nothing forget it
06:59Mary why you got to talk to Sid like that all I know is the guy's weird okay
07:07like in sex ed class he asked questions comments and in English class he reads all
07:13those weird books and he's just smart what that's not what I meant okay look
07:20that guy is smart he might seem weird but he's so smart don't you think he doesn't
07:24make fun of your beard because he's so smart so why don't you just date him if you
07:28like him so much because he doesn't like me okay okay let's go back to camp I'll be
07:35back in a minute
07:38oh good Gretchen's gone she's a total ball buster
07:44haha yeah let's go get Mary
07:48go
07:50right
07:51alright
07:52come in
07:53come in
07:56hey
07:57hey
07:59Here you go.
08:01Hey, what?
08:02Have you seen this?
08:03Come on, go.
08:04Go, go, go.
08:05You dropped in your hands again.
08:07What?
08:09We talked about this, right?
08:11Mhm.
08:13I think she's home.
08:14Yeah.
08:16Hey, Mary.
08:17Hey.
08:18What?
08:19Call me Holmes, okay?
08:20Okay.
08:21Listen, me and Jakey here, we just feel terrible about the whole bear thing, so we wanted to say we're sorry.
08:29No hard feelings, right?
08:31I don't know.
08:32Okay.
08:33And to show you we mean it, you know, we wanted to give you a little something.
08:36Yeah.
08:37A little surprise, if you will.
08:38So, come with us.
08:39Oh, but can I wait till Gretchen gets back?
08:42No, no, no, no, no.
08:44The surprise is for you, not for Gretchen.
08:48Come.
08:49Okay.
08:59It's nice.
09:00It's very nice.
09:01I like this.
09:02Thanks.
09:03Um, listen, I need to check and make sure that everything's okay, right?
09:06So, just, uh, wait here a sec.
09:08Okay?
09:09Okay.
09:10Okay, we're ready!
09:21Stop!
09:22Oh!
09:23Dude!
09:24You had to ruin it!
09:25Moron.
09:26You moron!
09:27Of course, Sid the idiot had to ruin everything.
09:29Hey, shut up, Homer.
09:31Why are you helping out Bloody Mary anyways?
09:34What?
09:35You got a crush on her?
09:37Yes.
09:38Yes.
09:39I have a crush on me.
09:40Well, that's just great!
09:42She's gross, and you're gross.
09:44It's a perfect match.
09:45Oh, shut up!
09:46So she got her period.
09:47All girls have periods.
09:48It's not gross.
09:49She's gross.
09:50It's pretty gross.
09:51It's a perfect match.
09:52Oh, shut up!
09:53So she got a period.
09:54All girls have periods.
09:55It's not gross.
09:56Did she already get a period?
09:57Yeah, but I'm shes.
09:58gross she already get yours you think that's what the girls around you think
10:03huh come on like you either have it or you're gonna have it it's not gross you
10:09know what is gross though wetting the bed you swore you wouldn't tell I didn't
10:17sorry for ignoring you for being mean let's let's get out of here okay Homer's
10:39reputation is ruined don't you think by the way how did you know about the bed
10:44wedding oh when we arrived here he grabbed the thing from his backpack and
10:50I recognized the pack of good nights this I work at that supermarket stock
10:55shelves so yeah makes sense how come you're not grossed out by what the period
11:05thing why why will I be I don't know it's gross stinks what it's neither of those
11:15things people wake up with bad breath and sweat saying periods are gross it's just
11:22it's just a way to keep women down and feeling bad about themselves where it's
11:28like immature people who think body fluids are nasty I think Homer's probably quite
11:33ashamed of his own body so you really don't care right now all I care about is
11:40getting this red paint off my body well thanks
11:48hey up would you maybe like to go out sometime yeah I'd love to
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