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00:00:00I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:08I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Liam, and I crushed since childhood.
00:00:13Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:33Oh shoot.
00:00:37I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:48You just got popped, Dora?
00:00:53But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:00:59It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:07Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:13We love you so much.
00:01:15I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:26Get with Leo. Lose my V card.
00:01:28You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:36Idiot.
00:01:37I could die a virgin.
00:01:39No.
00:01:40If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:43Dora Muller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:48Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:01:51Dora, can it wait? I'm just a little busy.
00:02:12Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:14I think we would make a great team.
00:02:17I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:31Oh my god!
00:02:32What did she just say?
00:02:33She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
00:02:35Oh, sweet. A pleading little virgin.
00:02:43Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:48What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:55Pretty.
00:02:56Hey.
00:02:57I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:02:59It's funny.
00:03:00Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:02And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:04I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:09Wait.
00:03:10You totally can.
00:03:13But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:16Aww.
00:03:20Don't have a mustache.
00:03:24I'll just...
00:03:25I'll leave you guys.
00:03:26Go.
00:03:27And this...
00:03:28It's interesting.
00:03:35Women have a choice for...
00:03:37They can be appealing.
00:03:38Or they can be you.
00:03:42I like this cardigan.
00:03:45So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:51Leo's hot.
00:03:52You're not.
00:03:53You're not.
00:03:54Leo's rich.
00:03:55Poor.
00:03:56We're in your own.
00:03:57Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:02Mindy.
00:04:04Know your place, nerd.
00:04:06In the library, it's in your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:16You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:19What?
00:04:35What the hell?
00:04:36I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:38Especially this much.
00:04:44What?
00:04:49Um...
00:05:01Did your towel just fall?
00:05:04What?
00:05:05I want to sneak at you.
00:05:09Oh, come on.
00:05:10It's not that bad.
00:05:12I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:14So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:17Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:21Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:23I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:26Cleaner.
00:05:38Oh.
00:05:39Troy.
00:05:41No virgins here.
00:05:43But you already knew that, right?
00:05:46Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:05:48Oh.
00:05:49Not so fast.
00:05:50You are the ignorer.
00:05:51I saved you.
00:05:52Any moment.
00:05:53Big time.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:55Guys like you only want one thing.
00:05:56Such as?
00:05:57Help passing math.
00:05:58No way.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:01Such as?
00:06:02Help passing math.
00:06:04No way.
00:06:05No way.
00:06:06No way.
00:06:07No way.
00:06:08No way.
00:06:09No way.
00:06:10No way.
00:06:11No way.
00:06:12No way.
00:06:13No way.
00:06:14No way.
00:06:15Help passing math.
00:06:18Listen.
00:06:19I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff.
00:06:22But it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:23If you got a virus from a corn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:27No.
00:06:28No.
00:06:29Some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:34Match fixing?
00:06:36That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:37I'm not touching it.
00:06:38Wait.
00:06:39Well.
00:06:41What if we did a deal?
00:06:42You helped me and I helped you get Leo.
00:06:47Boom.
00:06:48Swinging for fifth base in no time.
00:06:51It's a sexual reference.
00:06:53For you.
00:06:54Once I have sex with Leo.
00:06:57It's not just sex.
00:07:00I love Leo.
00:07:02I've been waiting for him.
00:07:04So do we have a deal?
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:07But I need to clear something up.
00:07:09Fifth base?
00:07:10I thought it was fourth.
00:07:13You got some work to do.
00:07:15You think I'm a joke?
00:07:17It's called teasing to her.
00:07:20Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:23So you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:29You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:44I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:48I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:07:50All right.
00:07:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:07:58List it for me.
00:08:00Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03So you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:05All right.
00:08:06Flirting skills first and then boom.
00:08:08Hit the base.
00:08:09Sounds good.
00:08:10Just don't forget about fashion.
00:08:12And we need a deadline.
00:08:13How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:15You can make your big move there.
00:08:17It's only two weeks away.
00:08:18Calm down.
00:08:19You're not that hopeless.
00:08:20We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:25Sounds good.
00:08:27My whole life is going to change.
00:08:29Go team.
00:08:31Oh, it's our key.
00:08:33Gotcha.
00:08:41Dora!
00:08:42Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:43Oh, shit.
00:08:45I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:49You did?
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:08:57But I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01That's okay.
00:09:03Thanks.
00:09:04Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:06You should totally come.
00:09:08All of us lost our V cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:09:13Totally.
00:09:33What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
00:09:35It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:36I like things organized.
00:09:37I like things organized.
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:45You're probably a mass solution of the week on it.
00:09:50My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:52I mean, it kind of is.
00:09:57Do you want my help landing Leo?
00:10:00Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:03Do you want my underwear?
00:10:21Just what are you doing?
00:10:24You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:26I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:37They're just eyes.
00:10:39I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:42Come on, Dora.
00:10:43I was flirting with you.
00:10:45See, this is why I need help.
00:10:50Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:52Just be open to signals.
00:10:54Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:10:58Can I bore you?
00:11:01Why would you care?
00:11:10Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:18You're flirting again?
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:25Something flirty back.
00:11:29I know.
00:11:30I will practice on Leo at the party today.
00:11:32What do you think?
00:11:34Yeah. Why not?
00:11:36But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:39Don't expect miracles.
00:11:41We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:42Awesome.
00:11:55Alright.
00:11:57I'll grab us a drink.
00:11:59Just...
00:12:00Try to be cool.
00:12:02Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:03Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:08You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:14Good luck.
00:12:16Yeah.
00:12:18Hi.
00:12:19She got her.
00:12:20We got her.
00:12:25Hey.
00:12:29Hey.
00:12:30Hey.
00:12:31Hey.
00:12:32Hey.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:35I don't mean to interrupt.
00:12:37School.
00:12:38Cool.
00:12:39Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:41Hey.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:44I don't mean to interrupt.
00:12:45School.
00:12:47Cool.
00:12:49Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:54I just got to say it.
00:12:55You're awesome.
00:12:56You don't gotta say it.
00:12:57Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:58And you're awesome.
00:12:59I am.
00:13:00I am.
00:13:02I am.
00:13:04Hey.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:06I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:07School.
00:13:08Cool.
00:13:09Still gotta say it, it's cool.
00:13:12Okay.
00:13:16Yes, she does.
00:13:17Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:20Whatever it is.
00:13:23And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:25It's like a vagina, only dryer.
00:13:29We call it Adora.
00:13:34What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:39We're doing nothing.
00:13:42She needs you, because you're nothing.
00:13:47Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:13:51She buys an Inventi-sized tubes.
00:13:53How cute!
00:13:54But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trento, right?
00:13:59That's the largest one.
00:14:03Don't you dare laugh!
00:14:06Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:09What do you see in her?
00:14:13Dora the Borer?
00:14:15What does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:18She's great.
00:14:19It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:21Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:24Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:25I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:26This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:27This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Get ready for the plan I have.
00:14:30Specifically for you.
00:14:31In five minutes.
00:14:32This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:34Get ready for the plan I have.
00:14:35Specifically for you.
00:14:36In five minutes.
00:14:37This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:14:38Get ready for the plan I have.
00:14:39Specifically for you.
00:14:40In five minutes.
00:14:42Look at...
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:45That's what I've said before.
00:14:46I'll tell you what it was, X.
00:14:48I'll tell you what I was going to do.
00:14:49In five minutes.
00:14:54You're welcome.
00:14:55Hello.
00:14:56This is me.
00:14:57I'm here.
00:14:58I'm here.
00:14:59Hey.
00:15:00You're welcome.
00:15:01In five minutes.
00:15:02I'm here.
00:15:03You're welcome.
00:15:05Let's go.
00:15:06Let's go.
00:15:07I'm here.
00:15:08You're welcome.
00:15:09I'm here.
00:15:10Come on. I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:19Wait here. I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:30Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:34I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:40Ouch! That's a real kick in the lady nuts.
00:15:46Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:49I don't know. Can you, Dora?
00:15:52Ready? Okay.
00:15:54Take my virginity! Take my virginity!
00:15:58Take my virginity!
00:16:10Oh no!
00:16:13Oh no!
00:16:15Oh no!
00:16:17Please stop.
00:16:19Oh no!
00:16:23Please let me go.
00:16:25Oh no!
00:16:27Oh no!
00:16:29Oh no!
00:16:31Oh no!
00:16:33Oh no!
00:16:34Oh no!
00:16:35Oh no!
00:16:42I don't...
00:16:45I don't...
00:16:46Younger are you?
00:16:54Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:16:58Please. Please let me go.
00:17:00Mom, honey, you wanna go?
00:17:02Please.
00:17:04You can go.
00:17:06We just wanna hear you say it.
00:17:08One more time.
00:17:10Say, take my virginity.
00:17:12Say it.
00:17:14Say it!
00:17:16Say it!
00:17:18Say it!
00:17:20Say it!
00:17:22That's enough!
00:17:28That's enough!
00:17:38And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:40I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:44When someone starts shit with me,
00:17:46I always finish it.
00:17:48You're wrong.
00:17:50I'll finish it.
00:18:10I'll get you to show.
00:18:12I...
00:18:18Sorry.
00:18:20I thought you should be a crier.
00:18:22You can't let me get it to you.
00:18:24Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:26Like with a shark.
00:18:28You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:30Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:34Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:38You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:42Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:44I mean she's eight.
00:18:46I really hope so.
00:18:50It reminds you of an eight year old?
00:18:52No.
00:18:54Stop crying.
00:18:56It's all gonna be okay.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02It's easy for you to say.
00:19:04Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:06Everyone loves you.
00:19:08Everyone loves you.
00:19:10And I'm just...
00:19:12Dora.
00:19:18I really think you're pretty great.
00:19:22And that should count for something,
00:19:24since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:32I thought you just said that at the party
00:19:34to mess with Mindy.
00:19:38I'm closing my eyes.
00:19:42Because I meant to.
00:19:44I'm lying to you.
00:19:50Because I meant to.
00:19:54The worst part is...
00:19:56I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:02You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
00:20:04No matter what you do.
00:20:06I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:08Right?
00:20:09I just need you to get me a...
00:20:10clear shot at the goal.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:18We'll make it happen.
00:20:19If that's what you really...
00:20:20want.
00:20:25Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:27Now?
00:20:29It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:31Great tea.
00:20:42Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:46Show me some pointers.
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:49So...
00:20:51Flirting.
00:20:53You want to make...
00:20:54lots of eye contact.
00:20:57And if you can...
00:20:59touch them.
00:21:02At one.
00:21:09Your hand.
00:21:10Had inside my mind.
00:21:11Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:12Walking next to you.
00:21:13You said you liked me too.
00:21:15Sometimes I...
00:21:16I don't see a baby like me.
00:21:17And this is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:18And you should...
00:21:19laugh at Leo's jokes.
00:21:20If he makes any.
00:21:22Which you probably won't.
00:21:23And then you should...
00:21:24find something special about him.
00:21:25To compliment...
00:21:26if you think that he feels real.
00:21:44Her is the teacher.
00:21:46I don't know if I didn't show you.
00:21:53Who am I?
00:21:56It's not so good.
00:21:59What is that?
00:22:01I suppose we want to get closer.
00:22:04I thought...
00:22:15This shit actually works!
00:22:22Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:26You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:28I know. I mean, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:31Just curious. Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:35Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:41And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:44What's wrong with that?
00:22:47How do you want to smell? A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:22:51Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice.
00:22:55Hey.
00:22:57Relax. You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:01I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:06Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:09I like it.
00:23:11Thanks.
00:23:13Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:18I asked?
00:23:19Yes. It's around here somewhere.
00:23:27Dora's helping Troy check the money?
00:23:40She works out I sent it.
00:23:42They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:44She's gotta fuck everything up!
00:23:46I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:23:55What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:01What's it to you?
00:24:03She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:07Yeah?
00:24:08Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:11Of Dora.
00:24:13Harley.
00:24:14She's like our team mascot.
00:24:16Perfect.
00:24:17Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:29I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:32I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:36Going somewhere, Geek Girl?
00:24:49I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:59Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:03Where are you going? The library?
00:25:05I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:10Everything about you offends me, Geek.
00:25:13The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:20I mean...
00:25:22Do you have any self-respect?
00:25:25Can I go?
00:25:26Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:28I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:32And these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:35And this hood again?
00:25:38So gross.
00:25:39Stop!
00:25:40And you gotta bait the hook with nothing.
00:25:42You gotta fight back.
00:25:43Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:25:48You gotta fight back.
00:25:49You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:25:50You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:25:55You gotta fight back.
00:25:56You gotta fight back.
00:25:57You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:02Sorry I'm late.
00:26:03Yeah, you should be.
00:26:04It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:17I know.
00:26:18Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:36Is the vibe.
00:26:37But, like, like one T or two T.
00:26:51Oh.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53Let me just stick to work base then.
00:26:57There's a crazy little bitch that, that's her arresting you on the stalking.
00:27:07Are you Nora Miller?
00:27:08Nora Miller, you're under arrest.
00:27:11You're aggravated assault.
00:27:12Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:18Can we just talk about this?
00:27:20This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:23No, no, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:25Wait, they opened my shirt up to pictures.
00:27:30I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:33I don't miss a game.
00:27:34You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:35Oh, thanks.
00:27:36Yeah, but you see, Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:38She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:40Yeah?
00:27:41No.
00:27:42This is bullshit.
00:27:43This is not happening.
00:27:45Oh, really?
00:27:46Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:27:50That's what I thought.
00:27:55Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:02Nice to meet you.
00:28:03Nice to meet you, too.
00:28:04See you at the next game?
00:28:05You will, go team.
00:28:12Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:15Got it?
00:28:17I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:28:30No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:33That was bullshit?
00:28:34It worked, didn't it?
00:28:35Unbelievable.
00:28:36You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:41I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:43I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:44Just one moment she was monstrous and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:28:51Yeah, I wish I would have been there slugger.
00:29:13You're calling the cops or you can stay with me tonight
00:29:24I'll change my sheets and you're sleeping in my bed tonight. I'll take the floor
00:29:36I had no idea Troy was such a good person. He feels so good. Oh, no
00:29:41Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:50Do you have something I could change into?
00:29:52Yeah, of course
00:30:11Sorry, I did not realize
00:30:13Relax, Nora
00:30:15You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game
00:30:18Yeah, but that's... that's different
00:30:21You can look now
00:30:23You're still shirtless
00:30:25That's how I sleep
00:30:27But if you think you'll be able to control yourself
00:30:30Dream on
00:30:31It's a faithless road I'm on
00:30:39Good night, babe
00:30:41Thanks
00:30:43I hate you, baby
00:30:45Cause it's been darkness all along
00:30:49I hate you, baby
00:30:51I hate you, baby
00:30:53I hate you, baby
00:30:55I hate you, baby
00:30:57I hate you, baby
00:30:59I hate you, baby
00:31:00You can share the bed if you want
00:31:11I trust you
00:31:16I trust you
00:31:18A lot of people say you should
00:31:20I need you baby
00:31:22You're a gentleman
00:31:24You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying something
00:31:29Are you sure?
00:31:31We can put a pillow in between us
00:31:35We might need a thicker towel
00:31:50What happened to the pillow?
00:32:08Someone threw it on the floor
00:32:10It wasn't me
00:32:12Why would I do that?
00:32:14I don't know
00:32:16Maybe because you wanted me to do this
00:32:20It wasn't all over
00:32:24Take my heart, whip over your head
00:32:29I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way
00:32:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:32:42You know, we have someone I want
00:32:45You're the one who said you wanted help with Fifth Base
00:32:47I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet
00:32:51Right, yeah
00:32:53Sorry for freaking out
00:32:55I just think maybe we should concentrate on
00:32:58You know, fashion
00:33:00Since the dance is tomorrow night
00:33:02Yeah, I actually need to call my cousin about that
00:33:05Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on
00:33:08Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna go
00:33:17Hey, what's up?
00:33:23What's up, dude?
00:33:24So, sure Dora punched Indy
00:33:29It's an hinge, man
00:33:30Trust me, dude
00:33:32Indy deserved it
00:33:34You gotta kick her to the curb, bro
00:33:39Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:41Isn't she your friend?
00:33:43Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up
00:33:45And you need to be more focused
00:33:48I'm focused
00:33:50Okay, don't worry about me
00:33:51Doesn't look it
00:33:53When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming
00:33:55You're running around with Dora all the time
00:34:02Leo! Hey!
00:34:06I'm gonna wash this, get it back to you
00:34:10Minnie trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night
00:34:12Wow!
00:34:16Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:30Stop it, stop!
00:34:33Troy is just a friend
00:34:37It's nice to know what you really think of me
00:34:39I'm just looking out for you, Troy is the biggest player on campus
00:34:41And you're a virgin
00:34:44I just didn't want you to get hurt
00:34:46Thanks, man
00:34:49Okay
00:34:51Nothing ain't happening between us
00:34:54Don't say that to warn you
00:34:56Thanks, buddy
00:34:57Great chat
00:34:59Go team
00:35:08Excuse me
00:35:12The boss wants an update
00:35:14Hey, Big Mike
00:35:18How's it hanging?
00:35:20Right
00:35:22An update
00:35:24So, everything's set to where we lose the big match
00:35:27It's got...
00:35:29Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from
00:35:33Then you better make sure
00:35:35That does not happen
00:35:36Not happen
00:35:46Hey! Just about to call you
00:35:48So I tracked the money to an offshore account
00:35:49And then I traced it to a local bank
00:35:51You got a name yet?
00:35:52Not yet
00:35:53But I will
00:35:55How'd your exam go?
00:35:57Aced it, as usual
00:35:59Nerd
00:36:01That's good, now you can focus on this
00:36:03Renato and Lydia
00:36:08My cousins
00:36:10They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you
00:36:15Hi
00:36:17You ready for this?
00:36:19I think so
00:36:21She's ready
00:36:23Then buckle up girl
00:36:24We're about to rock your world
00:36:30I don't do makeover montage so I'm out of here
00:36:33But the car will pick you up at 6
00:36:35Be ready
00:36:37You got me a car?
00:36:39Gotta make an entrance
00:36:40I don't know
00:36:42I don't know
00:36:44I don't know
00:36:46I don't know
00:36:47We don't know if I have a seat
00:36:49This is my favorite part
00:36:51Oh no
00:36:53Burn
00:36:54Trash
00:36:55Honey, is this from middle school?
00:36:57I think that's it
00:36:58We're not gonna do that again
00:37:00The 2014 GAP sweater
00:37:02Going
00:37:03Cinderella
00:37:04Is ready for the fall?
00:37:08Cinderella is ready for the fall
00:37:10I did it again
00:37:11We did it
00:37:12Oh
00:37:13We
00:37:23What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:26What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:27If this was all a terrible mistake, maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:37Damn.
00:37:38Who's this hot potty?
00:37:45Oh my god, is that virgin Dora?
00:37:47Is he?
00:37:57I-I got this for you.
00:38:05I-I got this for you.
00:38:06Don't I gather to try hard?
00:38:11You look beautiful.
00:38:13What do you think, Leo?
00:38:15Probably what every other straight guy the zip code is thinking.
00:38:19Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:27Could this get any sadder?
00:38:30I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:34She looks amazing.
00:38:39That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:43May I have this dance?
00:38:45Sorry you don't dance for your feet.
00:38:48I can handle it.
00:38:49Follow my lead.
00:38:51I got you.
00:38:55He's so strong.
00:38:57I feel so safe in his arms.
00:38:59And he really does smell good.
00:39:04What am I doing?
00:39:05I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:07I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:20You can't seriously want that.
00:39:22You could put lipstick on a pig.
00:39:24But it's still a pig.
00:39:26Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:29Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:33Can I cut in?
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:41Don't be a dick.
00:39:44I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:47It's just me.
00:39:48And then he felt a makeup and hairspray.
00:39:52Still the same old Dora.
00:39:54Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:39:56I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:39:58I didn't realize you liked to hit a nut with me.
00:40:01Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:10Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:14Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:16No.
00:40:18Like a proper dinner.
00:40:20Like a date.
00:40:21He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:27This is fucking killing me.
00:40:29I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:31Leo is someone I want.
00:40:36Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:38How do you know?
00:40:40I can relax.
00:40:44I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:46Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:40:49Cool.
00:40:50Yeah, I'll try.
00:40:52I know she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:40:55What is this, opposites day?
00:40:57What is going on?
00:40:58Gilly-grilly pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:00Jeep's hotter than Dora.
00:41:02Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:08These could work.
00:41:10All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:16Perfect.
00:41:18And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and eggs around.
00:41:27I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:41:29Cool.
00:41:30Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is getting to know she's messed with the wrong person.
00:41:46Dora! Hi!
00:41:48Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:41:51That's okay, Mindy. Good.
00:41:54Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:41:56Don't you want to be my friend?
00:41:57Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:22How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:25Actually, that drink is for me.
00:42:28I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:33Cheers.
00:42:43Oh!
00:42:45Everyone!
00:42:46Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:49Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:42:54Dora the Poorer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:42:59Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:02Well, you'll see soon.
00:43:04Come on, a little closer. Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:43:09Three, two, one...
00:43:11Oh, no.
00:43:13Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not happening.
00:43:17Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not happening.
00:43:24Oh, no.
00:43:26Where are you?
00:43:28Don't touch me!
00:43:30Well, what's- what's going on?
00:43:33This is just a dream...
00:43:35Wake up.
00:43:39OH MY GOD!
00:43:40What?!
00:43:42Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:52That's right, on your knees.
00:43:54Shut up!
00:43:56Put that down!
00:43:58Stop filming me!
00:44:06Thank you for saving me.
00:44:10How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:44:12I was watching her.
00:44:14I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:18How'd things go, Leo?
00:44:20Great. We're going on a date.
00:44:22That's all thanks to you!
00:44:32Thanks guys. I appreciate you. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:36Oh, thank you.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:40That Dora, you know, is at a party.
00:44:42Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:44And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:46Too late. But hey, she sent them first.
00:44:50Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:44:54Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:44:58She's a good person.
00:45:00Yeah, she's special.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:04So don't jerk her around.
00:45:06Look, dude. Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:45:08Heads in the game.
00:45:10This is it.
00:45:11Talent Scouts. Contracts.
00:45:13Big money. Big future.
00:45:15I gotta go.
00:45:27Mr. Constantine.
00:45:29You said you fixed this by today.
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:33I am.
00:45:35I'm fixing it. You're getting me seen here.
00:45:37Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:39Relax.
00:45:41You'll still be able to play.
00:45:51I'm dead.
00:45:57Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:45:59And after that, game over.
00:46:01Hey, right on time.
00:46:15So should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:21I know, who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Just joking.
00:46:26No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:36We're a big date with him.
00:46:40I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:44Come on, you're the expert.
00:46:46You tell me.
00:46:47Just wing it, Dora.
00:46:48Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:46:50What's wrong with you?
00:46:51Wait, come on. I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:46:54Alright, so come on. Pay up.
00:46:56Wait, really?
00:46:57When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:46:59Soon.
00:47:00If you keep your pharmacist.
00:47:03Alright, okay, fine.
00:47:04What do you need to know?
00:47:05Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:07Well...
00:47:10Which underwear?
00:47:12Black or what?
00:47:14The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:16Yeah, I can see.
00:47:17You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:18And you're handing them to me.
00:47:19Oh shit, I'm getting ours.
00:47:21Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:22Fuck!
00:47:23Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:26You might not want to take them off.
00:47:28So, the other ones?
00:47:30Yeah, yeah.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:34Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:47:37Kiss negative two.
00:47:39Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:41So, could you show me?
00:47:44All right.
00:47:45You asked for it.
00:47:59If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:04Maybe...
00:48:05Offer you my jacket.
00:48:07And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:11And then look into your eyes.
00:48:15And then look into your eyes.
00:48:16Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:22Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:28That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:30Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:37Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:41Baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:45that's what the term does
00:48:48gross
00:48:50I don't know
00:49:15Why'd you stop?
00:49:17Was that being weird?
00:49:19No
00:49:27Wait, did I do something wrong?
00:49:31Please, tell me
00:49:33Because you love Leo, not me
00:49:40You're cool
00:49:42Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:49:45That's like the launch pad right there
00:49:49I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:49:53Sorry
00:49:55I don't know if that sounds, maybe I just
00:49:58Feel exposed
00:50:01Me too
00:50:02Sorry?
00:50:04You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:50:07And everyone else is a player, they're the ones who are shit, not you
00:50:11I'm sorry Dora
00:50:13I got stuff to do
00:50:17Tell me, why him? Why Leo?
00:50:21Really?
00:50:22I thought you were friends
00:50:24Yeah, we're good on the ice together
00:50:25But he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:50:27I don't know
00:50:31I mean, growing up Leo, he's just having to get married
00:50:34His mom left him and his brothers and
00:50:38I just kinda wanted to save him
00:50:41So I guess that
00:50:43Kinda mixed in with crushing on him for ten years
00:50:46So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:50:49And you're just gonna hand him your V-card
00:50:51You lose how I imagine my future
00:50:56Why?
00:50:58Who did you listen to? Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:02Yeah, hot bitchy chicks
00:51:04Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:51:07Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead
00:51:10What?
00:51:12Hey, you don't get to judge me
00:51:14What?
00:51:21Hey, Troy
00:51:30Is this okay?
00:51:34I hear if I blow it up his phone
00:51:37He doesn't care what I look like
00:51:40Cause it's all for Leo
00:51:44Seriously, who cares?
00:51:46She'll work it out
00:51:47He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
00:51:49Lesson learned
00:51:52Left behind
00:51:54Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him
00:51:56That narcissist would just hurt her
00:51:57Your love just makes me jealous
00:52:08How's your hand?
00:52:10I just heard a punch in the bag
00:52:12It's alright though, I'm good
00:52:13Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation
00:52:15Have you seen me play?
00:52:17I have
00:52:18You know, that's what I like about you
00:52:19What'd you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:23How was I?
00:52:24I mean, it was great
00:52:25You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:52:29Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:52:31You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:52:33Everybody's gonna be like
00:52:35Leo, Leo
00:52:36Oh, there
00:52:37Yeah, I'm really excited
00:52:39Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:40He's been so nice
00:52:42He's just asking me a question
00:52:44Is he one guy who gets my jokes?
00:52:48I mean, they should make a wine after me
00:52:50The Leo Constantine
00:52:52Oh, Leo's still talking about himself
00:52:55Everything's great
00:52:57And that's why we should fuck
00:52:59What?
00:53:00What?
00:53:02Yeah, there's something I should tell you
00:53:04About F
00:53:10You were right
00:53:11I know
00:53:12So, your room or mine?
00:53:14No, we're better off as friends
00:53:19Mmm...
00:53:21No, we should fuck
00:53:23Look, I...
00:53:26I actually think I have feelings for someone else
00:53:29Let me guess
00:53:30Troy?
00:53:32I haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:53:33So I can't... I can't really say
00:53:35It's cool, I know it's Troy
00:53:37Dora
00:53:41I'm really attracted to you
00:53:43And I don't know if you remember but
00:53:45As kids we used to joke around about getting married
00:53:47It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I
00:53:50Why'd you just walk away from the hockey puck your clean face?
00:54:07Did I?
00:54:09I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up
00:54:12You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and...
00:54:15I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:20Oh, this isn't gonna work
00:54:26Tora
00:54:28I'm the hottest guy on the team
00:54:31I'm really flattered, I am
00:54:34You are the hottest, been there
00:54:36I mean, you'll find someone else
00:54:39This is gonna leave a scar
00:54:43Don't even leave a bruise
00:54:45Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:54:46Who?
00:54:47Really?
00:54:48Borer?
00:54:49Dora the Borer?
00:54:50Dora the Borer?
00:54:52She's on a date
00:54:54With Leo
00:54:55No way
00:54:56No way
00:54:57Actually, I don't care
00:54:58We're not exclusive
00:54:59What about you?
00:55:00Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:01No way
00:55:02I don't care
00:55:03We're not exclusive
00:55:04What about you?
00:55:05Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:06Are you jealous?
00:55:07She's afraid to make her own choices
00:55:08No way
00:55:10I don't care
00:55:11We're not exclusive
00:55:13What about you?
00:55:14Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:16Are you jealous?
00:55:17She's afraid to make her own choices
00:55:18Well, I'm sorry if she'd hurt you
00:55:19I am
00:55:20Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:21No way
00:55:22No way
00:55:23Actually, I don't care
00:55:24We're not exclusive
00:55:25What about you?
00:55:26Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:27Are you jealous?
00:55:28She's afraid to make her own choices
00:55:30Well, I'm sorry if she'd hurt you
00:55:31I am
00:55:32Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:33Wow
00:55:34Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:55:35Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:55:39You know, we could go for a ride now if you want
00:55:44I'm sorry if she's going for a ride
00:55:46I'm sorry if she'd hurt you
00:55:47I'm sorry if she'd hurt you
00:55:48I'm sorry if she'd hurt you
00:55:50I am
00:55:52Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:55:55Wow
00:55:56Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:55:58Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:01Go for a ride now if you want
00:56:03You know, for old time's sake
00:56:06No thanks
00:56:08But I
00:56:10Maybe he'll be warning to you
00:56:15I
00:56:18I
00:56:20I
00:56:31Please
00:56:52Hey, Please
00:56:53Life in the streets
00:56:54Why don't you come and follow me?
00:56:56Oh yeah
00:56:57That's definitelyćœ of a bruise
00:57:01You're going
00:57:12in the penalty box.
00:57:16It's not too late, dickhead.
00:57:24You okay?
00:57:31Shit, what?
00:57:33Go, go, go, go!
00:57:35Keep going, young punk!
00:57:45Oh my god.
00:57:48You okay?
00:57:50Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
00:57:52Why?
00:57:58You okay?
00:58:00You're hurt?
00:58:01I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:58:02Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:03Did I stab you?
00:58:04Take off your shirt.
00:58:14You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:16Cut, uh, first aid.
00:58:18It's under the table.
00:58:20Oh, it's...
00:58:22Yes!
00:58:23I'm sorry.
00:58:35So lucky you were there.
00:58:39Why?
00:58:40Were you there?
00:58:42I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:44Why were you in the alley?
00:58:45Where's Leo?
00:58:46I called off my date.
00:58:50But I thought he was number one.
00:58:53Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:58:55Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:03You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:05I love it.
00:59:06I love it.
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08I love it.
00:59:19Troy, I released something important last night.
00:59:22What?
00:59:23Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:32Finally.
00:59:33Who is the right person?
00:59:43Stupid.
00:59:45I should have known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:48How do you know I don't?
00:59:50Because you didn't say anything.
00:59:53Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
00:59:56You love him.
00:59:58I love him.
01:00:01And why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:08Plot twist.
01:00:13Are you sure?
01:00:15Yes.
01:00:16I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:25Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:30You went to the restaurant?
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34For the ribs.
01:00:35okay.
01:00:36Let's go.
01:00:37Let's go.
01:00:38Let's go.
01:00:39are you sure?
01:00:40Are you sure?
01:01:04Are you sure?
01:01:10Are you sure?
01:01:40Are you sure?
01:01:50Was it alright?
01:01:52Yeah, it was amazing.
01:01:54How was it for you?
01:01:57My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:00It was really...
01:02:04It's the best.
01:02:21Good morning.
01:02:23Morning.
01:02:24Is it good?
01:02:26Best I've ever slept.
01:02:28Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:31Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?
01:02:34Do we do it again?
01:02:36What do the experts say?
01:02:39The experts eat breakfast.
01:02:44I'll go get changed.
01:02:46Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:02:49Okay then.
01:02:58See you a little bit.
01:03:05We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:22Will they like to practice?
01:03:24I can't believe last night really happened, and with the right person.
01:03:44Gora, Vigdi, look, I know we're never going to be friends, but I also really don't like
01:03:51when people do shitty things.
01:03:53What are you talking about?
01:03:55I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:03:58You may even have a little crush on him, which is fine, but Haley overheard him hanging out
01:04:09at the gym talking about you, and I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it'd
01:04:14be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:20In bed these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:22She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:26And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:28Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:31You need me to cry in peace.
01:04:38Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:42Gee, how do you find the time between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:04:52Troy would never say that.
01:04:55Leo, right?
01:04:57What, is it AI?
01:04:59No.
01:05:00It's real.
01:05:01And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who
01:05:06is trying to help.
01:05:07You are the craftiest foley if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:11I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
01:05:15But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:22Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:37He's not coming.
01:05:38That tape was real.
01:05:49Come here, you piece of shit!
01:05:53Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:05:57No one will ever find you.
01:06:04Who are you?
01:06:08What do you want?
01:06:09Shut up and listen.
01:06:12We're going to play carrot.
01:06:13Then stick.
01:06:14The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:17Take this bag off my head.
01:06:18Now there's a bunch of money in your accounts.
01:06:19You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:20You're bookies?
01:06:21Is that all this is?
01:06:22You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:23You have a gambling problem.
01:06:24But you're seeking help.
01:06:25Rehabbing God.
01:06:26Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:06:27I'll never do it.
01:06:28I'm glad you said it.
01:06:29Now here is the stick.
01:06:30Hey.
01:06:31Hey.
01:06:32Hey.
01:06:33Hey.
01:06:34Hey.
01:06:35Hey.
01:06:36Hey.
01:06:37Hey.
01:06:38Hey.
01:06:39Hey.
01:06:40Hey.
01:06:41Hey.
01:06:42Hey.
01:06:43Hey.
01:06:44Hey.
01:06:45Hey.
01:06:46Hey.
01:06:47Hey.
01:06:48Hey.
01:06:49Hey.
01:06:50Hey.
01:06:51Hey.
01:06:52Hey.
01:06:53Hey.
01:06:54Hey.
01:06:57Hey.
01:07:00Hey.
01:07:01Hey.
01:07:02Hey.
01:07:03Hey.
01:07:04Hey.
01:07:06Hey.
01:07:07Hey.
01:07:08Hey.
01:07:09Hey.
01:07:13Hey.
01:07:14What's happening?
01:07:15Hey.
01:07:16Hey.
01:07:17Did you hear me?
01:07:18Hey.
01:07:19Hey.
01:07:21it fires one bullet. If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:30then do as I command.
01:07:35Alright, I'll do it.
01:07:51Hey, it's me again. I just want to make sure you're okay. We're okay. Call me.
01:08:14The cream is always the answer. You've abandoned me too.
01:08:20Alright, back to the store.
01:08:26I cannot believe this.
01:08:28I know, right?
01:08:33What's going on?
01:08:35It's unreal.
01:08:38It's Troy.
01:08:39I've been busted match-fixing. Coach, I'm really sorry. And to my teammates, and to the whole campus.
01:08:45I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:08:50Where have you been? I have been calling and calling.
01:08:56We should talk.
01:08:57Yes. Yes, we should. Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you. Mindy just tried to fake me out with one too. I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:02It's not AI. Okay? It's real. It's me.
01:09:03What?
01:09:04It was all me.
01:09:05You took a bribe?
01:09:06Yeah.
01:09:07It was all me.
01:09:08You took a bribe?
01:09:09You took a bribe?
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11Why would you say that?
01:09:12You took a bribe?
01:09:13You took a bribe?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:15Why would you say that?
01:09:16Why would you say that?
01:09:17I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:19I was setting up an alibi.
01:09:20But I got caught.
01:09:21By whom?
01:09:22The affair.
01:09:23It's not AI.
01:09:24It's not AI.
01:09:25Okay?
01:09:26It's real.
01:09:27It's me.
01:09:28What?
01:09:29It was all me.
01:09:30You took a bribe?
01:09:31Now, this was the fact that I was not doing anything.
01:09:32Well, I don't keep a bribe.
01:09:33You looked a little bit.
01:09:34I don't know.
01:09:35I don't know what to do, but I still took a strike.
01:09:36But what would you say?
01:09:37Why would you have me look into it for you?
01:09:42I was setting up an alibi, okay, but I got caught.
01:09:46By whom?
01:09:47The authorities.
01:09:48Who exactly?
01:09:52Ah!
01:09:53Look!
01:09:54This doesn't involve you, okay?
01:09:55Just back off.
01:09:56Oh, no!
01:09:57Something else is going on here.
01:09:58For fuck's sake, Toye!
01:09:59not here. For fuck's sake, Tori. Don't you get it? I was using you. Thank you for making
01:10:06it so easy for me. Especially last night. You don't mean that. Just tell me which authorities.
01:10:17I will talk to them. It doesn't matter. Okay, it's too late. Tori, please. For fuck's sake.
01:10:25What don't you understand? You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd. I'm the captain
01:10:31of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin. You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:36It's not worth the hassle. I'm sorry, Dora, but it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:10:47I should have known. Of course, someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:09I can't this for you.
01:11:10I can't. I'm sorry.
01:11:17I don't believe any of those notes are going to be safe. He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:26Something else is going to know. Something made a bush rolling.
01:11:47Oh my god. It's a camera.
01:12:07Hey. Hey. What program did you use to think Tori's voice?
01:12:10Tell me. Go away, Bora. Screw you. Just send me a link.
01:12:17No. It was real. I'll punch you again.
01:12:34I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:40Who is it?
01:12:43Hey. It's Dora.
01:12:45Sorry. I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:49Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:12:52Of course he did. You idiot.
01:12:54I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:00They're not here.
01:13:03You shouldn't be here, Dora. I don't want you here.
01:13:05It's alright. I made a pact with myself. If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just... I'll just go.
01:13:15They're not here.
01:13:17Okay.
01:13:35Wait, Tori. Before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:13:45You found out we put it there?
01:13:46Yeah. Yeah. My friend, she has a name.
01:13:46So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:13:47Yes. Meet me in the library at 1. I'll have all the information then.
01:13:48Uh, wait. It's in the library at 1. I'll have all the information then.
01:13:54Uh, wait. Tori. Before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:02You found out we put it there?
01:14:05Uh. Yeah. Yeah. My friend, she has a name.
01:14:08So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:10Yes. Meet me in the library at 1. I'll have all the information then.
01:14:13Why can't you take Dye for an answer, Dora?
01:14:30You're ruining everything.
01:14:39Oh, good to see you there.
01:14:41I thought you were a book.
01:14:42Oh, that's probably because you can't read.
01:14:44Yes, she can.
01:14:46Right?
01:14:49Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:14:51Because you're too busy being alone.
01:14:53Yeah.
01:14:56You are exhausting.
01:14:58All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:00Get some real friends.
01:15:01Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:11Leo, hi.
01:15:13You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:17Get lost, Dora.
01:15:20We need to talk.
01:15:22What?
01:15:25Apologize to me.
01:15:26Now.
01:15:33Get lost.
01:15:36Get lost.
01:15:42Neil, right now is really not a good time.
01:15:47Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:15:49I know.
01:15:50I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:15:52He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:15:54He sent me here to talk with you.
01:15:57Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:00Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:01It was you.
01:16:06You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:07You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:08Keep your voice down.
01:16:12Set up Troy.
01:16:12Keep your voice down.
01:16:15Why would you do that?
01:16:16He's your friend.
01:16:18The team needs him.
01:16:19They're going to lose without him.
01:16:20That's the point.
01:16:22I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:27That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:31By losing?
01:16:32Duh.
01:16:34The bets are in.
01:16:36There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:37Unless you screw it up.
01:16:38What about Troy's future?
01:16:41Right, he'll never go pro.
01:16:43This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:16:45That's the free market, baby.
01:16:47And now I'm free.
01:16:49So, I'm going to the cops.
01:16:52They're not going anywhere, moron.
01:16:57You wouldn't hurt me?
01:16:59Of course not.
01:17:00Big Mike?
01:17:01I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:04You organized that?
01:17:05Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
01:17:10Hitmen hit people.
01:17:12You're a monster.
01:17:14Me?
01:17:15He's a hitman?
01:17:16Why'd you just stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:20You're in public space, you idiot.
01:17:24If you don't come with me right now and be quiet,
01:17:27I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he started on Troy.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:33Come.
01:17:34Let's go.
01:17:49I know it wasn't you.
01:17:50I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:17:52I'm meeting them in a library at once.
01:18:03Pick up the lab.
01:18:04She would never leave this.
01:18:17Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:18Who?
01:18:21Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:23She's in danger.
01:18:24Promise?
01:18:28Relax.
01:18:28I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:31Leo?
01:18:32Why was he ever dork?
01:18:37You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:18:41Thanks, guys.
01:18:42I appreciate you.
01:18:42I'll pay you back ASAP.
01:18:48Dora's drugs!
01:18:49Holy shit.
01:18:49Holy shit.
01:18:52It's been Leo this whole time.
01:18:58Come on, Mike.
01:18:59Pick up!
01:19:00Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:04We've known each other forever.
01:19:05We can fix this.
01:19:06I...
01:19:06I'm worrying way too deep.
01:19:09Pick up it, Mike.
01:19:11He burned you.
01:19:14Bullshit.
01:19:16The hockey game's coming up.
01:19:18People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:20They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:21Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:24And all you dopey fucking girls out there.
01:19:26Talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:29Or, why'd you even help, Choi?
01:19:30Want to get laid or something?
01:19:33You made a deal.
01:19:35For what?
01:19:37You're just gonna help me get your attention.
01:19:39And then I was gonna trace the money.
01:19:43Well...
01:19:43You got my attention now.
01:19:48Yeah.
01:19:49I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:19:51It's actually a turn-on.
01:19:56To feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:00Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:03About losing your virginity?
01:20:07I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:09Still got a few minutes.
01:20:16Oh!
01:20:17You little bitch!
01:20:18I hope it hurts.
01:20:23You're a little spicy.
01:20:25It's alright, I like it.
01:20:27I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:30We can do both.
01:20:31I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
01:20:33You up for that?
01:20:34I never look up to you.
01:20:36You are not...
01:20:37Kind, brave, or courageous.
01:20:41Not even a good hockey player.
01:20:43I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:20:46Bullshit.
01:20:48I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts, they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:20:52Shut the fuck up!
01:20:53You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:20:54No, it's true.
01:20:55Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:20:58Do you know how much they're gonna hate you when they find out they were betrayed?
01:21:01I said shut up!
01:21:03Come on, do it!
01:21:05Now you're gonna be a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:07Shut up!
01:21:07What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:29Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:31Big Mike gets here, he'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:34Leo, who's not coming?
01:21:35If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:21:40It's okay.
01:21:43Stay there.
01:21:45Get back with her.
01:21:46Why, Dickhead?
01:21:47What's your plan?
01:21:48I'll tie both of you up.
01:21:50And then I'll lock the door.
01:21:52And do what?
01:21:54Go play?
01:21:56Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:21:58And then I'll go play.
01:22:00I see you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:03Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:03I already called the cops.
01:22:06Yeah, prove it.
01:22:07Let me see.
01:22:10Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:12I'm gonna get you.
01:22:13Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:14Troy, no.
01:22:16I don't care, Debra.
01:22:18He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:22It's the police!
01:22:22It's the police!
01:22:23Did he hurt you?
01:22:45I'm fine.
01:22:47You have to hurry.
01:22:47No, it's fine.
01:22:50He's out.
01:22:51I'm gonna call the cops right now.
01:22:53We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:22:55That's too late.
01:22:57I'm finished.
01:22:58No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:22:59I'm gonna call the cops right now.
01:23:15Coach.
01:23:17What are you doing?
01:23:19Get out.
01:23:20Get off the premises.
01:23:21Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:22You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:24Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.
01:23:27It was Leo, right?
01:23:28He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:30What?
01:23:31He's a gambler.
01:23:33Okay, getting me off the team,
01:23:34squaring it away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:36Where is he, right?
01:23:37I've been calling him for two hours.
01:23:38He's with the police.
01:23:40I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:23:42But you have to let Troy play.
01:23:44I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:23:46I want you off the premises.
01:23:47The security's gonna kick you out.
01:23:50Come on, boy.
01:23:52Let's go.
01:23:52Let's talk about it.
01:23:55All due respect, Coach.
01:23:56Coach, you are an idiot.
01:23:58Don't worry.
01:23:59No, no, no.
01:23:59He needs to hear this.
01:24:01Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled
01:24:02when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:04because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:14Let's go.
01:24:15Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:24:41I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:24:45The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:24:48But you did good.
01:24:51Troy played and we won.
01:24:55Because of you.
01:24:56I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:05I'm also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:09But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:17For what?
01:25:18For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:21It's a special relationship.
01:25:23We're not friends.
01:25:25Just try stopping me.
01:25:26Hey, I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:25:42Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:25:45I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:25:47You were amazing out there.
01:25:49The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:25:52It's crazy.
01:25:53Three of them want me to go see them.
01:25:54And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:25:59Well, your dreams are coming true.
01:26:03I hope.
01:26:09Sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:17Not pizza.
01:26:19Noodles?
01:26:22Yeah.
01:26:24How does it get getting better and better?
01:26:44Because it's you and me.
01:26:48I'd love you like crazy.
01:26:51And you love me.
01:26:52Right?
01:26:56Yes.
01:26:58You are the adorable.
01:27:01I love you like crazy.
01:27:10Thank you for saving me.
01:27:12You saved me first.
01:27:15I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:19I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:22You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:26I'm glad you think so because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:30And I think you're really going to like me.
01:27:32I'm glad you think so because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:34And I think you're really going to like me.
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