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Reel Tales
  • 7/6/2025
Situationshop With My Billionaire Friend - Full
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:22Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leigham.
00:00:28You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leigham.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:10Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:26Lonnie?
00:01:27We need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:48I can't do this anymore.
00:01:50What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:02:15So, I tell her...
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:32How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:47Sorry.
00:02:48I'll be right back.
00:02:53Oh, damn it!
00:02:54Shit!
00:02:55I'm so sorry.
00:02:56I'm so sorry.
00:02:57Oh, my God!
00:02:58Oh, my God!
00:02:59Asher?
00:03:00Oh, my God!
00:03:01What are you doing?
00:03:02Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you!
00:03:03Damn!
00:03:04Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:05Can I grab a drink?
00:03:06Sure.
00:03:07Sure.
00:03:08Look fun.
00:03:09Good.
00:03:10How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:13Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:15We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:16Can you swear?
00:03:17Thank you, swear.
00:03:18Friends forever.
00:03:19Stop doing that.
00:03:20How did I ever lose touch
00:03:25with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:27Life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky swear?
00:03:33Pinky swear.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:43Pinky swear?
00:03:44Pinky swear.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56What about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02They're our biggest client.
00:04:04No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13Good school.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:22What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:32Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:51Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:56I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:58You're not your wing man.
00:04:59I'm your wing man.
00:04:59Hold it.
00:05:01Before we go, the real shark.
00:05:03Bye.
00:05:04Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:05:06Take it to heaven.
00:05:07Oh my God.
00:05:08Bye.
00:05:08Bye.
00:05:09Bye.
00:05:09Bye.
00:05:09Bye.
00:05:09Bye.
00:05:10Bye.
00:05:11Bye.
00:05:12Bye.
00:05:12Bye.
00:05:13Bye.
00:05:13Bye.
00:05:14Bye.
00:05:15Bye.
00:05:16Bye.
00:05:17Bye.
00:05:25Bye.
00:05:26Bye.
00:05:28Bye.
00:05:29I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:29Friends forever.
00:06:47Friends forever.
00:06:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:20Let's do that again.
00:07:50Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me, and we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05Found benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:46You two know each other?
00:09:49Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:53He's one of my best friends.
00:09:55What are you doing here?
00:09:56He's here to see my father.
00:09:58Wait, what?
00:09:59Daddy owns the company.
00:10:01I know.
00:10:02I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:05He's worth billions.
00:10:07And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:10I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:25Oh, what a man.
00:10:27What's this?
00:10:39I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:43A contract?
00:10:44It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:48Article 1.
00:10:49Nobody knows.
00:10:51It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:52Good point.
00:10:53Article 2.
00:10:55We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:00Article 3.
00:11:02Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:04Agreed.
00:11:06Article 4.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:22I don't like that one.
00:11:24Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:28Fine.
00:11:31And finally.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:51That's it.
00:11:51Time to see it.
00:11:55That's it.
00:12:08Bye.
00:13:13What?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:18Forget the contract.
00:13:19No, friends first.
00:13:21Remember?
00:13:23Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:30Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:32Come on.
00:13:47Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:56So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:07Yes, you will.
00:14:08He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:25Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:27I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:30On Asher?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32He asked you out?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:34On a date?
00:14:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:37Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:39Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:40You can give me some tips.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:43Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:47I gotta go.
00:14:48Getting a money-pedi ready for the big plate.
00:14:50I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:54Bye.
00:14:55Where was he born?
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:07Philadelphia.
00:15:08Uh, favorite food?
00:15:10Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:16Mmm, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:19I like your pen.
00:15:21I've never seen that color before.
00:15:22Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:24It's my favorite color.
00:15:25Heliotrope purple.
00:15:27Cool.
00:15:27What about sports?
00:15:31Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:33On your date?
00:15:34I can't do that.
00:15:36If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:37he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:41Marry?
00:15:42You got a problem with that?
00:15:49Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:52Me and Asher?
00:15:53I'm just, uh, no.
00:15:57No, no, no, never.
00:15:58Please.
00:15:59No, no, no, no, never.
00:16:01Please.
00:16:02We're, we're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:12Super cute.
00:16:13Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:20And being an only child.
00:16:22That was an only child as well.
00:16:24Really?
00:16:25Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:28my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:30I was born in Philly.
00:16:33Shut up.
00:16:34It's my favorite city.
00:16:36Where was the school?
00:16:39Um, I...
00:16:41Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:53That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:59I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:02I had a wonderful time.
00:17:09I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:12That would be great.
00:17:15Good night.
00:17:18Oh, my.
00:17:20Okay, thank you.
00:17:24Listen.
00:17:26I should really head out.
00:17:30Take care.
00:17:30Why don't you come up?
00:17:34And I will fuck you.
00:17:36It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:41Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:44Why?
00:17:45Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:51No, no, it...
00:17:52That's not what I meant.
00:17:53It's just...
00:17:55Sex ruins everything.
00:17:58Let's wait.
00:17:59So, it can be perfect.
00:18:03Yeah?
00:18:07Yes!
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:12Toodles!
00:18:13Beth?
00:18:20It was nice.
00:18:22We have a lot in common.
00:18:27Are you...
00:18:28Jealous?
00:18:30No.
00:18:35Did you, um...
00:18:37Did you sleep together?
00:18:40No.
00:18:41But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:44Beth?
00:18:45She's an animal.
00:18:47Oh, God.
00:18:48Stop it.
00:18:50Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:53Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:54Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:57I want to wait.
00:18:58Just in case she is the one.
00:19:01You never know.
00:19:03I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:09I'm never getting married.
00:19:11I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:14You do you.
00:19:22To each his own.
00:19:23Agreed.
00:19:25Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:26Maybe.
00:19:26Give it back.
00:19:27Give it back.
00:19:28Come on.
00:19:29Mm-mm.
00:19:29It's not for you.
00:19:32It's my strawberry.
00:19:33All right.
00:19:33That was rude.
00:19:41That was rude.
00:20:03Leah Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:20True love does not exist.
00:20:23You will only get hurt.
00:20:25He is your friend.
00:20:27Don't blow it.
00:20:29Friendship first.
00:20:31Leah Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:33You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:35You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37True love does not exist.
00:20:39You will only get hurt.
00:20:41He is your friend.
00:20:42Don't blow it.
00:20:45Friendship first.
00:20:48The Amalont.
00:21:03Hey.
00:21:20Shit.
00:21:22I'm so sorry.
00:21:23My bad.
00:21:24My fault.
00:21:26Hang on.
00:21:26You got a tissue?
00:21:34Here.
00:21:35Let me.
00:21:35Hey.
00:21:36What are you doing?
00:21:37Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:39I didn't realize.
00:21:41Hey, Asher.
00:21:43Eric.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well.
00:21:49See you guys later.
00:21:50Here.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:58I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:00I'm Eric.
00:22:01Eric.
00:22:01That was fun.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Was that fun?
00:22:13Or was Eric fun?
00:22:17Both?
00:22:18Okay.
00:22:19You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:20He's a player.
00:22:22So what?
00:22:24Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:25No.
00:22:26That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:27Oh, my God.
00:22:31Are you jealous?
00:22:33No.
00:22:33I'm not jealous.
00:22:34Why would I be jealous?
00:22:35We're friends with benefits.
00:22:37Remember?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:41You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:42I'm not being a dick.
00:22:44You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:49I can handle myself.
00:22:52Yeah, fine.
00:22:52Be that way.
00:22:57You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:01Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:06Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:14Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:19Maybe I will.
00:23:23Yes.
00:23:23Yes.
00:23:32Flavors for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:34That's me.
00:23:35Oh, my God.
00:23:40I'm Eric.
00:23:48What are you doing here?
00:23:51Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:53Mr. Merrick?
00:23:57Yes.
00:24:02They're nice.
00:24:06Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:10I was out of line.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12No, I was out of line.
00:24:15I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:22Oh, my God.
00:24:25Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:30Friends forever?
00:24:34Friends forever.
00:24:38Dinner later?
00:24:40Sounds awesome.
00:24:41Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:02Oh, it's just...
00:25:04I'm just so happy.
00:25:06You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:12I think he could be the one.
00:25:15Oh.
00:25:16I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:18You've only just started dating.
00:25:21Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:32That's us.
00:25:34You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:39He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:44I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:47Oh.
00:25:48No.
00:25:49I don't know.
00:25:50I just want him to be happy.
00:25:52By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:54It's so unique.
00:25:56What color is it?
00:25:58Paris pink.
00:25:59I love it.
00:26:01Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:03Toodles.
00:26:03Why are you so down?
00:26:14What's wrong?
00:26:17Nothing.
00:26:18Famous last words.
00:26:21Is it...
00:26:21Attic?
00:26:24Of course not.
00:26:25How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:28She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:31You never know.
00:26:33Give me your hand.
00:26:37I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:39Come on.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:43This is your lifeline.
00:26:46It's long.
00:26:47If you have a nice, long life.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:51This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:54Mm-hmm.
00:26:54And...
00:26:55Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:00And this is your love line.
00:27:06So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:10But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:14You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:39Great idea.
00:27:40You have to.
00:27:46bed
00:27:47You have to go home and fuck yourself.
00:27:49Ready or not?
00:27:50To senin
00:27:50go home
00:27:51or go home
00:27:51or go home
00:27:53or go home
00:27:57or not?
00:27:58No one
00:27:59or not.
00:28:00Are you around here?
00:28:01I don't know.
00:28:02.
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:32It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:39Do you have a key?
00:28:45I'll take it.
00:29:02Oh, nice trick.
00:29:10Right?
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:15Who is that?
00:29:17I have no idea.
00:29:19Hello?
00:29:20Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:23My front door.
00:29:25No.
00:29:36That's...
00:29:37How could you?
00:29:43Beth!
00:29:44Wait, Beth!
00:29:46Oh, fuck.
00:29:47What have I done?
00:29:47What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:52Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:04Hey.
00:30:05What are you doing?
00:30:06I'm leaving.
00:30:07I'm getting dressed.
00:30:08I'm going.
00:30:09I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:10I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:11You didn't do anything.
00:30:12It was me.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:14You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:16It wasn't.
00:30:17It isn't.
00:30:17It doesn't matter.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:19Whatever it is.
00:30:20It was.
00:30:21I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:22I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:41Friends first?
00:30:47Friends first.
00:30:52Hey, Beth.
00:31:03Go away.
00:31:10I need to talk to you.
00:31:13I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:16You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:20It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:21It was a stupid game.
00:31:23Friends with benefits.
00:31:23But it's over now, okay?
00:31:25I promise.
00:31:33Do you love her?
00:31:35Of course not.
00:31:36Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:40Really?
00:31:42Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:45You and me.
00:31:48Please, give me another chance.
00:31:51I suppose.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:02Leanne, it's me again. Don't know why you're avoiding me. I'm so confused. Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric. Hi. I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:40Asher? Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me.
00:32:56Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:15If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:26It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:42Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:51Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back?
00:33:56I know. You're with her. You lied to me!
00:34:00Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:34:08Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:12Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:21I'll call you when I can.
00:34:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:58To love.
00:35:01Wait.
00:35:03Love sucks.
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:08I think we've had enough.
00:35:12How about we head back to my face?
00:35:14Fabulous.
00:35:16Fabulous.
00:35:19Easy.
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21Easy.
00:35:22Easy.
00:35:23Easy.
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00:35:42A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:24Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:27You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:29No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:31Is it Leanne?
00:36:32I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:35You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:37I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:40Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:45It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:48No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:51Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:58I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:10So, I'm just like 25 minutes left for her.
00:37:13It's a hard way.
00:37:16No, I couldn't talk about her.
00:37:21I really didn't.
00:37:22No.
00:37:23No.
00:37:24No, no, no.
00:37:25No, no.
00:37:26No, no.
00:37:27It's not hard.
00:37:28No, no.
00:37:29It's bad.
00:37:30Yeah.
00:37:31No, no, no.
00:38:42What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:46Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Your best isn't good enough. He cost us the game.
00:38:53Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:54Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:56She can handle herself.
00:38:58Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:00Asher? Look at the loser.
00:39:03It's all embarrassing.
00:39:07Fucking prick.
00:39:09Come here.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:14Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:40:34Beth, we were never together.
00:40:37I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:40You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:43Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:47I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:50You're fired.
00:40:52You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:57I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:59You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:02Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:06And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:09See ya.
00:41:13See ya.
00:41:15Ahh!!
00:41:29Shit.
00:43:15Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:20XO, XO.
00:43:23When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:30I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:34Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:36I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:39You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:44I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:48I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:51Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:53You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:56Leigh-Anne.
00:43:59I am not a cheater.
00:44:02I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:17Kate.
00:44:17Kate.
00:44:30We'll see you next time.
00:44:33Bye.
00:44:34Bye.
00:44:36Bye.
00:44:36Bye.
00:44:37Bye.
00:44:38Bye.
00:44:38Bye.
00:44:39Bye.
00:44:40Bye.
00:44:41I will, I will, I will!
00:45:05Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:08Or both?
00:45:09Thoughts?
00:45:11Please, don't marry her.
00:45:16You don't love her.
00:45:18You're rebounding.
00:45:25I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:28Thoughts?
00:45:30A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:36They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:40Thoughts?
00:45:55Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:58I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:03Did you know that?
00:46:04It's crazy.
00:46:05Oh my god.
00:46:07Hello?
00:46:08Did you get my messages?
00:46:15You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:16He's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:34Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:35Sure.
00:46:37Thanks.
00:46:56Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:59You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:12Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again, ever.
00:47:23Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:28Effective now.
00:47:29Wait, what?
00:47:32Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:37Who's this source?
00:47:43Oh my God.
00:47:44Why would she do this?
00:47:47Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:49No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:52You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:57But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:02So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:04Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:08It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:10It's already in the trades.
00:48:11You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:14Nobody will touch you.
00:48:17So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:28Asher?
00:48:28You bitch.
00:48:30What?
00:48:31You jealous bitch.
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35What are you...
00:48:35I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:38So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:41Honey?
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:43I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:46Well, job well done.
00:48:48Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:49Stay away from me.
00:48:52Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:56We are not friends.
00:48:58Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:01Stay away from me.
00:49:02Don't contact me.
00:49:03Don't speak to me.
00:49:04Don't look at me.
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:13You are dead to me.
00:49:36You are dead to me.
00:49:52You are dead to me.
00:50:03You are dead to me.
00:52:05Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:18I didn't write this.
00:52:19Heliotrope purple.
00:52:28It was Beth.
00:52:34Heliotrope purple.
00:52:35It was Beth.
00:52:40She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:43Oh my god.
00:52:45Ludington's had her day.
00:52:47I have to warn him.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:50Come on, come on.
00:52:51Sure.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:55Come on.
00:53:00Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02Beth.
00:53:03Beth?
00:53:16Beth?
00:53:46Beth?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:35She's insane.
00:54:37What are you doing here?
00:54:41Beth.
00:54:43You set me up.
00:54:46You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:49I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:54And I won.
00:54:57You stay away from me.
00:54:59You're insane.
00:55:03I'll scream.
00:55:05Nobody will hear you.
00:55:12Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:15Leanne.
00:55:15I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:20I promise, Beth.
00:55:23Okay?
00:55:24You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:29He loves you.
00:55:30Why don't I just go away?
00:55:35I'll move.
00:55:36I'll quit my job.
00:55:38Just, please.
00:55:40Beth.
00:55:42Don't hurt me.
00:55:44Okay?
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:46But you've got to go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:00But you've got to go.
00:56:02No!
00:56:02No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:05I can't.
00:56:14Get out of here.
00:56:18Get out of here.
00:56:18Oh, my God.
00:56:48Don't bother.
00:57:18That pipe's in there good.
00:57:20You're not going anywhere.
00:57:24You're crazy.
00:57:26You're never getting away with it.
00:57:28Oh, but I will.
00:57:30See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:32and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:34and when I get back,
00:57:36you'll be dead.
00:57:38I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:42You bitch.
00:57:48You bitch!
00:57:50Oh, and by the way,
00:57:52you're fired!
00:57:54Toodles!
00:57:56Toodles!
00:58:26Toodles!
00:58:28Toodles!
00:58:30Toodles!
00:58:31Toodles!
00:58:32Toodles!
00:58:33Toodles!
00:58:34Toodles!
00:58:35Toodles!
00:58:36Toodles!
00:58:37Toodles!
00:58:38Toodles!
00:58:39Toodles!
00:58:40Toodles!
00:58:41Toodles!
00:58:42Toodles!
00:58:43Toodles!
00:58:44Toodles!
00:58:45Toodles!
00:58:46Toodles!
00:58:47No!
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:59:19Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:49Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:51Boom!
00:59:52Come on!
01:00:06Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop!
01:00:13What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:30What's going on, Beth?
01:00:32Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:36Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:39Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:47What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:53Is this true?
01:00:54Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:55She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:04Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:10Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:18Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:22Beth, how could you?
01:01:24I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:27Get off me!
01:01:32I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:35Don't do it!
01:01:36Get off me!
01:01:39Hey!
01:01:40No!
01:01:41Asher.
01:01:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:46I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:48Asher, run over me or not if you have any clients!
01:01:51Oh!
01:01:53Hey!
01:01:55You okay?
01:01:58Yeah, I think so.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:01Good.
01:02:03God!
01:02:04Someone grab a chair.
01:02:07You okay?
01:02:09Yeah, I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Good.
01:02:14God!
01:02:16Someone grab a chair.
01:02:17Baby
01:02:22Hey, wake up, babe
01:02:24Baby, wake up
01:02:26Baby, hey, wake up
01:02:28Wake up, baby
01:02:29Leanne
01:02:31Asher
01:02:33Yes, it's me
01:02:35And it's all over
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything
01:02:44I'm more sorry
01:02:46You saved me
01:02:47You're my hero
01:02:49I'm sure I love you
01:02:55I love you, Leanne
01:02:58Let me help you
01:03:04Come on
01:03:06Uh, but
01:03:11Before I take you to the hospital
01:03:13I have a question
01:03:15To ask you
01:03:17Will you
01:03:24Marry me?
01:03:29Yes
01:03:29Yes, yes, yes
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything
01:03:40But sometimes
01:03:42It makes everything better
01:03:44Mom
01:03:46Make you
01:03:48No
01:03:50Yes
01:03:52Yes
01:03:52No
01:03:53No
01:03:54Okay
01:03:55Love you