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  • 7/6/2025
What started as a fake relationship turns into an entanglement of real feelings, money, and betrayal. How far would you go for love—or status? Watch now!
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24I can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leigham.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leigham.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:18You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:28What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:06So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:35I'll be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:02Oh, damn it!
00:03:03It's...
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:06I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08Oh my god.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh my god.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:14Sam.
00:03:15Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:18Sure.
00:03:18How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:29Well, we should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky swear?
00:03:31Pinky swear.
00:03:33Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:36Stop doing that.
00:03:36We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:43Pinky swear?
00:03:44Pinky swear.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:55Oh, what about work?
00:03:57I actually just started a new job.
00:03:59I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02They're our biggest client.
00:04:03Hmm.
00:04:04No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:22What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh my god.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:37How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:42Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:56I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:58You're not your winged man.
00:04:59Oh, yeah.
00:05:00You're not bir
00:05:11in anos boyfriend.
00:05:11I'm a bir mar.
00:05:13I'm a bir mar.
00:05:13I'm a bir mar.
00:05:14I'm a bir mar.
00:05:15I'm a bir mar.
00:05:16He lives me.
00:05:17Ha ha.
00:05:18I'm a bir mar.
00:05:18Take now.
00:05:19've esos trifles to work.
00:05:20I'm a bir mar.
00:05:20Hold off of.
00:05:21Take now.
00:05:22Look at me.
00:05:23On my head.
00:05:24TION FIFY.
00:05:24Ven.
00:05:24I'm a one-
00:05:25Live Spice.
00:05:25Help me.
00:05:25Get now.
00:05:26Be here.
00:05:26Get now.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:44Amen.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:07:14Oh, my God.
00:07:44Oh, my God.
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:49Interesting.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05Wanted benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:46You two know each other?
00:09:49Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:53He's one of my best friends.
00:09:55What are you doing here?
00:09:56He's here to see my father.
00:09:58Wait, what?
00:09:59Daddy owns the company.
00:10:01I know.
00:10:02I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:05He's worth billions.
00:10:07And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:10I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:25Oh, what a man.
00:10:27What's this?
00:10:39I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:43A contract?
00:10:44It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:48Article 1.
00:10:49Nobody knows.
00:10:51It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:53Good point.
00:10:53Article 2.
00:10:55We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:00Article 3.
00:11:02Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:04Agreed.
00:11:06Article 4.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:21I don't like that one.
00:11:24Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:28Fine.
00:11:31And finally.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:39Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:11:51Time to see.
00:12:58Will you go out with me?
00:13:00What?
00:13:01On a date.
00:13:03Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:05A real one.
00:13:08No.
00:13:13What?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:18Forget the contract.
00:13:19No, friends first.
00:13:21Remember?
00:13:23Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:25Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:32Come on.
00:13:44Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:56So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:07Yes, you will.
00:14:08He asked me out.
00:14:24He asked me out.
00:14:25Breathe, Beth.
00:14:26Breathe.
00:14:27I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:30On Asher?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32He asked you out?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:34On a date?
00:14:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:37Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:39Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:40You can give me some tips.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:43Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:47I gotta go.
00:14:48Getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:50I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:54Bye.
00:15:04Where was he born?
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:07Philadelphia.
00:15:08Uh, favorite food?
00:15:10Um.
00:15:13He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:16Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:19I like your pet.
00:15:20I've never seen that color before.
00:15:22Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:24It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:26Cool.
00:15:28What about sports?
00:15:31Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:33On your date?
00:15:34I can't do that.
00:15:36If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:37he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:41Married?
00:15:41You got a problem with that?
00:15:49Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:52Me and Asher?
00:15:55I just, uh, no.
00:15:57No, no, no.
00:15:57Never.
00:15:58He's, no.
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00Never.
00:16:01He's, we're, we're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:05Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12Super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:22I was an only child as well.
00:16:24Really?
00:16:25Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:28my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:33Shut up.
00:16:34It's my favorite city.
00:16:36Where was the school?
00:16:37Um, I, uh, uh, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:45Mm-hmm.
00:16:49How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:53That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:06I had a wonderful time.
00:17:09I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:12That would be great.
00:17:15Good night.
00:17:18Oh, my.
00:17:20Okay, thank you.
00:17:24What is that?
00:17:26I should really head out.
00:17:29Uh, take care.
00:17:31Why don't you come up?
00:17:34And I will fuck you.
00:17:36It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:41Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:44Why?
00:17:45Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:51No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:53It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:58Let's wait.
00:18:00So it can be perfect.
00:18:03Yeah?
00:18:03Oh, yes.
00:18:07Yes.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:12Toodles.
00:18:19Beth?
00:18:21It was nice.
00:18:22We have a lot in common.
00:18:24Are you jealous?
00:18:31No.
00:18:35Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:38No.
00:18:41But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:44Beth?
00:18:45She's an animal.
00:18:46Oh, God.
00:18:48Stop it.
00:18:50Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:53Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:55Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:57I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:01You never know.
00:19:02I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:09I'm never getting married.
00:19:13I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:17Oh?
00:19:20You do you.
00:19:22To each his own.
00:19:24Agreed.
00:19:24Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:26Maybe.
00:19:26Give it back.
00:19:27Give it back.
00:19:28Come on.
00:19:29Mm-mm, it's not funny.
00:19:30Mm.
00:19:31Mm.
00:19:31It's my strawberry.
00:19:33All right.
00:19:37That was rude.
00:19:42Mm-mm, it was rude.
00:19:45So, let's go.
00:19:47Make it run.
00:19:48It was just as if it wouldn't be done.
00:19:49All right.
00:19:50Let's go.
00:19:51key.
00:19:52All right.
00:19:53I'm welcome.
00:19:54I'm here.
00:19:54Let's go.
00:19:55I'm here.
00:20:06photoger?
00:20:06you do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:16you will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:20true love does not exist
00:20:22you will only get hurt
00:20:24he is your friend
00:20:26don't blow it
00:20:28friendship first
00:20:30Leanne Lamont
00:20:32you do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:34you will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:37true love does not exist
00:20:39you will only get hurt
00:20:40he is your friend
00:20:42don't blow it
00:20:44friendship first
00:20:46Leanne Lamont
00:21:04hey
00:21:19shit
00:21:21I'm so sorry
00:21:23my bad my fault
00:21:24hang on
00:21:26you got a tissue
00:21:30here
00:21:34let me
00:21:35hey what are you doing
00:21:36stop cock-plucking me
00:21:38oh I didn't realize
00:21:40hey Asher
00:21:42Eric
00:21:44okay
00:21:47well
00:21:49see you guys later
00:21:50here
00:21:54thank you
00:21:55I'm Leanne
00:21:59by the way
00:22:00I'm Eric
00:22:01that was fun
00:22:11yeah
00:22:12was that fun
00:22:13or was
00:22:14Eric fun
00:22:15both
00:22:18okay
00:22:19you gotta watch out for him
00:22:20he's a player
00:22:21so what
00:22:23think I can't handle myself
00:22:25no
00:22:26that's not what I'm saying
00:22:27oh my god
00:22:30are you jealous
00:22:32no
00:22:33I'm not jealous
00:22:34why would I be jealous
00:22:35we're friends with benefits
00:22:36remember
00:22:37yeah
00:22:39you don't have to be a dick about it
00:22:42okay
00:22:42I'm not being a dick
00:22:44you're just making another bad choice
00:22:46I can handle myself
00:22:51yeah fine
00:22:52be that way
00:22:53you know maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:59maybe we need to end this
00:23:03arrangement
00:23:05maybe you were so shut down
00:23:08that you can only date asshole men
00:23:11maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:23:17maybe I will
00:23:20yes
00:23:23flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont
00:23:33that's me
00:23:35oh my god
00:23:36thank you
00:23:37I'm Eric
00:23:42what are you doing here
00:23:49had a meeting with best dad
00:23:52that's from Eric
00:23:55yes
00:23:58they're nice
00:24:02listen
00:24:06I'm really sorry about last night
00:24:09I was out of line
00:24:11no
00:24:12no
00:24:14I was out of line
00:24:15I'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:22oh my god
00:24:23yeah
00:24:25I deserved it
00:24:27friends forever
00:24:31friends forever
00:24:34dinner later
00:24:39dinner later
00:24:39sounds awesome
00:24:41someone's on a good mood
00:25:02oh it's just
00:25:04I'm just so happy
00:25:06you know Leanne
00:25:08I think I like Asher a lot
00:25:10I think he could be the one
00:25:14oh
00:25:15I think I'm falling in love
00:25:18you've only just started dating
00:25:20have you ever had a connection
00:25:22that's just
00:25:23so deep
00:25:24so immediate
00:25:26that you just
00:25:27know
00:25:27yeah
00:25:30that's us
00:25:33you know
00:25:35he told me
00:25:36he wants us to wait
00:25:37for sex
00:25:38he says he wants to build
00:25:39a strong foundation
00:25:41first
00:25:42I hope you aren't jealous
00:25:45oh
00:25:47no
00:25:48I don't know
00:25:50I
00:25:50I just want him to be happy
00:25:52by the way
00:25:52I love your lipstick
00:25:54it's so
00:25:54unique
00:25:55what color is it
00:25:57Paris pink
00:25:59I love it
00:26:00anyway
00:26:01gotta go
00:26:02toodles
00:26:03why are you so down
00:26:13what's wrong
00:26:14nothing
00:26:17famous last words
00:26:20is it
00:26:21Eric
00:26:22of course not
00:26:25how's Beth
00:26:26by the way
00:26:27she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:30yeah you never know
00:26:32give me your hand
00:26:36I'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:38come on
00:26:39okay
00:26:40okay
00:26:42this
00:26:43is your lifeline
00:26:45it's long
00:26:47so you have a nice long life
00:26:49okay
00:26:50this
00:26:51is your headline
00:26:53for wisdom
00:26:54mmhmm
00:26:55and
00:26:55looks like you have done
00:26:58some stupid things
00:27:00and this
00:27:04is your love line
00:27:05so you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:08over here
00:27:09but you have a long
00:27:12line of love
00:27:14ahead of you
00:27:14you wanna go home and fuck
00:27:38great idea
00:27:40you how do you think
00:28:44I was like it.
00:28:50Nice trick.
00:29:10Right?
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:15Who is that?
00:29:17I have no idea.
00:29:19Hello?
00:29:20Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:22I brought the dough.
00:29:36That's...
00:29:37How could you?
00:29:43Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:46Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:50What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:52Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:04Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:06I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:10I'm sorry, okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:14You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:16It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up. Whatever it is. It was. I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:26I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36Hans first?
00:30:46Hans first.
00:30:48Hans first.
00:30:49Hey, Beth.
00:31:03Go away.
00:31:09I need to talk to you.
00:31:13I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:16You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:20No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:21It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:25I promise.
00:31:33Do you love her?
00:31:34Of course not.
00:31:36Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:40Really?
00:31:42Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:45You and me.
00:31:48Please, give me another chance.
00:31:57I suppose.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:16Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:18Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:20I'm so confused.
00:32:22Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:30Hi.
00:32:31I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:34I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:35I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:40Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:50I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:53What's going on?
00:32:54Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:55Call me!
00:32:55Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:12I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:15If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:30It's Eric.
00:33:40Leave a message.
00:33:42Hey, Eric.
00:33:43Eric, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:51Asher, Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:34:00Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:21I'll call you when I can.
00:34:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:57To love.
00:35:01Wait.
00:35:03Love sucks.
00:35:07Okay. I think we've had enough.
00:35:12How about we head back to my place?
00:35:17Fabulous.
00:35:21Easy.
00:35:33Whoa.
00:35:36Wow.
00:35:41A lot of good shooting.
00:35:54Wow.
00:36:02I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:24Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:25I've been aloof.
00:36:26Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:27You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:29No, that's OK.
00:36:30Just life.
00:36:31Is it Leanne?
00:36:32I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:35You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:38I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:40Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:45It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:48No way.
00:36:49She would never.
00:36:50He's a knob.
00:36:52Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:58I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:01I guess she was going to be in my hair.
00:37:05I guess she was going to be in my hair.
00:37:06But I think she was going to do it.
00:37:06I'm going to go.
00:37:07I guess she's going to go.
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:11Bye.
00:37:15Fuck.
00:38:46Sorry.
00:38:47I'm trying my best.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:51He causes the game.
00:38:53Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:54Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:56She can handle herself.
00:38:58Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:00Everyone!
00:39:01Asher.
00:39:02Look at the loser.
00:39:03It's all embarrassing.
00:39:05Fuckin' prick.
00:39:09Come here.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:22Go.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:40:28I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:31We only just got back together.
00:40:34Beth, we were never together.
00:40:37I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:40You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:43Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:47I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:48you're fired you can't fire me i don't work at your company and i own mine
00:40:56i'll fire leanne you can't she'll sue
00:41:00okay you're a terrific girl and i really enjoyed our time together
00:41:06and more than anything i truly hope that we can remain friends
00:41:09here
00:41:16ah
00:41:18ah
00:41:20ah
00:41:22ah
00:41:24ah
00:41:26ah
00:41:28ah
00:41:30ah
00:41:32ah
00:41:34ah
00:41:36ah
00:41:39ah
00:43:06We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:15Love, our friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:20XO, XO.
00:43:23When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:30I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:34Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:36I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:39You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:44I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:48I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:51Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:53You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:56Lear, Leanne.
00:43:59I am not a cheater.
00:44:02I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:17Kate.
00:44:17He's been here.
00:44:33You're my lover.
00:44:34I'm not a cheater.
00:44:35I'm not a cheater.
00:44:36I'm not a cheater.
00:44:37I will, I will, I will!
00:44:55Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both.
00:45:09Thoughts?
00:45:13Please, don't marry her.
00:45:16You don't love her.
00:45:18You're rebounding.
00:45:25I'm thinking chartreuse in pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:28Thoughts?
00:45:30A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:36They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:40Thoughts?
00:45:55Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:58I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:03Did you know that?
00:46:04It's crazy.
00:46:05Oh my god.
00:46:08Did you get my messages?
00:46:15You're gonna love the photographer who's awesome.
00:46:18I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:22Sure.
00:46:23Thanks.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:37Thanks.
00:46:41I'm bad, not freue
00:46:56Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:59You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:12Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:15Ever.
00:47:23Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:27Effective now.
00:47:29Wait, what?
00:47:32Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:37Who's this source?
00:47:43Oh my God.
00:47:44Why would she do this?
00:47:47Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:49No, it's not true.
00:47:51This will ruin me.
00:47:52You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:57But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:02So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:04Mr. Fallon, I swear.
00:48:06This isn't true.
00:48:08It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:09It's already in the trades.
00:48:12You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:14Nobody will touch you.
00:48:17So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:19Asha?
00:48:28You bitch.
00:48:30What?
00:48:31You jealous bitch.
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35What are you...
00:48:35I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:38So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:41Honey?
00:48:42What are you talking about?
00:48:43I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:46Well, job well done.
00:48:48Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:49Stay away from me.
00:48:52Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:55We are not friends.
00:48:58Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:01Stay away from me.
00:49:02Don't contact me.
00:49:03Don't speak to me.
00:49:04Don't look at me.
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:36Don't look at me.
00:50:06Don't look at me.
00:50:36Don't look at me.
00:50:37Don't look at me.
00:50:38Don't look at me.
00:50:39Don't look at me.
00:50:40Don't look at me.
00:50:41Don't look at me.
00:50:42Don't look at me.
00:50:43Don't look at me.
00:50:44Don't look at me.
00:50:45Don't look at me.
00:50:46Don't look at me.
00:50:47Don't look at me.
00:50:48Don't look at me.
00:50:49Don't look at me.
00:50:50Don't look at me.
00:50:51Don't look at me.
00:50:52Don't look at me.
00:50:53Don't look at me.
00:50:54Don't look at me.
00:50:55Don't look at me.
00:50:56Don't look at me.
00:50:57Don't look at me.
00:50:58Don't look at me.
00:50:59Don't look at me.
00:51:00Don't look at me.
00:51:01Don't look at me.
00:51:02Don't look at me.
00:51:03I don't know.
00:51:33I don't know.
00:52:03Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:18I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:26It was Beth.
00:52:33She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:43Oh my god.
00:52:45I think he's had her day.
00:52:47I have to warn him.
00:52:49Come on, come on.
00:52:51Sure.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:54Come on.
00:52:55Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02I don't know.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:54:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:32Oh, my God.
00:54:35She's insane.
00:54:37What are you doing here?
00:54:41Beth.
00:54:43You set me up.
00:54:46You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:49I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:54And I won.
00:54:57You stay away from me.
00:54:59You're insane.
00:55:02I'll scream.
00:55:05Nobody will hear you.
00:55:12Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:18I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:20I promise.
00:55:22Beth.
00:55:23Okay?
00:55:24You and Asher are...
00:55:26You're a great couple.
00:55:29He loves you.
00:55:32Why don't I just go away?
00:55:35I'll move.
00:55:36I'll quit my job.
00:55:37Just...
00:55:39Please.
00:55:40Beth.
00:55:42Don't hurt me.
00:55:44Okay?
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:46But you've got to go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:00But you've got to go.
00:56:03No!
00:56:03I can't...
00:56:05No!
00:56:14I can't.
00:56:23No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:26No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:30No!
00:56:30No!
00:56:31Oh, my God.
00:57:01Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:20You're not going anywhere.
00:57:24You're crazy.
00:57:26You're never getting away with it.
00:57:28Oh, but I will.
00:57:29See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:32and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:34and when I get back,
00:57:36you'll be dead.
00:57:39I hear starvation is a long
00:57:41and painful death.
00:57:46You bitch.
00:57:48You bitch!
00:57:49Oh, and by the way,
00:57:53you're fired!
00:57:57Toodles!
00:57:57No!
00:58:01No!
00:58:02I don't know.
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:04I don't know.
00:58:05No!
00:58:06No!
00:58:06No!
00:58:09No!
00:58:14No.
00:58:16No!
00:58:17I don't know.
00:58:47No!
00:59:17No!
00:59:18No!
00:59:19No!
00:59:20No!
00:59:21No!
00:59:22No!
00:59:23No!
00:59:24No!
00:59:25No!
00:59:26No!
00:59:27No!
00:59:28No!
00:59:29No!
00:59:30No!
00:59:31No!
00:59:32Come on!
00:59:33Come on!
00:59:34Come on!
00:59:35Come on!
00:59:38Dearly Beloved
01:00:07We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop.
01:00:16Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:24Stop.
01:00:27What are you doing here?
01:00:29Keep going fast.
01:00:30What's going on, Beth?
01:00:31Security, take this woman away.
01:00:34She's clearly deranged.
01:00:35Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:37We are gathered here today.
01:00:38Let's go finish it.
01:00:39Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:47What?
01:00:48It's completely absurd.
01:00:53Is this true?
01:00:54Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:55Security!
01:00:57She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:02Asher, you love me.
01:01:05We're getting married today.
01:01:07Go, go, go!
01:01:10Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:12You're ruining everything!
01:01:18Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:20You're ruining everything!
01:01:22Beth, how could you?
01:01:24I did it for you, baby.
01:01:26For us.
01:01:26Get off me!
01:01:32I will kill you.
01:01:34I will kill you!
01:01:35Just, ah!
01:01:36Get off me!
01:01:39Get off me!
01:01:39Hey!
01:01:40No!
01:01:41Master!
01:01:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:46I, Beth, not going to take me!
01:01:48Asher, I'll give you a lot of you, honey, Clyde!
01:01:51Oh!
01:01:53Hey.
01:01:54You okay?
01:01:58Yeah, I think so.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:01Good.
01:02:03God!
01:02:04Someone grab a chair.
01:02:07You okay?
01:02:10Yeah, I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Good.
01:02:14God!
01:02:16Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Babe.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Wake up, babe.
01:02:25Baby, wake up.
01:02:27Baby.
01:02:27Hey, wake up.
01:02:29Wake up, baby.
01:02:30Leanne.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:33Asher.
01:02:34Yes, it's me.
01:02:35And it's all over.
01:02:42I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:45I'm more sorry.
01:02:46You saved me.
01:02:48You're my hero.
01:02:48Oh.
01:02:48Oh.
01:02:49Oh.
01:02:49Oh.
01:02:53Sure, I love you.
01:02:57I love you, Lee.
01:03:02Let me help you.
01:03:05Come on.
01:03:06Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:24Will you marry me?
01:03:26Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:31Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:41But sometimes, it makes everything better.

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