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00:00let's have some fun yes you and me have fun oh Marco polo oh you're gonna have
00:11to catch me first oh I'll get you you jerk how dare you cheat on me I'm gonna
00:20kill you that's it I want a divorce fun you get all that every second remember
00:28to pay me and leave a glowing review on my Craigslist you you can run but you can't
00:35hide I came prepared hey have you seen the girl in the green dress oh auburn hair
00:41nice figure about stop oh nope sorry man I haven't seen anyone like that
00:46I'll be back my apologies I said I was sorry I need a lover you want me to be
00:57your lover I'll pay you $10,000 every single time we go out don't try and
01:06scam me dude just because I'm broke doesn't mean I'm stupid too
01:09the name's Shannon Nathan Shannon from the Shannon Corporation I can assure you this
01:25offer is legitimate the multi-billion dollar fortune 500 Shannon Corporation yes
01:37what what exactly does the esteemed mr. Shannon need enough I need a man to act like a
01:59Mr. Shannon need an... I love her.
02:04I need a man to act like one and to sometimes trick certain people into thinking that I am indeed not available.
02:16You had me at trick, people.
02:21Mr. Shannon, Caroline, daughter of William Vanderbilt, she's going to arrive any minute.
02:26What did I say about keeping my grandmother's speed dating on my calendar?
02:31Would you like to find another executive to assist?
02:34No, I do not, Mr. Shannon.
02:35Nathan!
02:36Caroline!
02:40To my this team?
02:41Oh, this, um, my business partner.
02:51You know, Nathan, there are rumors about you.
02:56It's true, he is gay.
03:08Oh, fuck.
03:26Oh, you got something right here, do you mind if I, oh, right there, on the top, right there.
03:39There we go.
03:40Great.
03:41Much better.
03:43Maybe I'll make a mess of my page tomorrow.
03:47This is insane.
03:48You are gay, and you're still trying to marry girls.
03:51I'm going to tell the whole world who you really are.
03:56Sorry.
04:00How's my acting, boss?
04:04Decent.
04:06Well, if you have any tips, I'm all ears.
04:09Doctor, I have enough of my grandpa's surgery, this much-
04:22Rich, Gaines, as I've told you before, the cost of continued care is substantial.
04:26I would suggest-
04:27Please!
04:30I won't give up on him.
04:32I'll figure it out.
04:39I won't give up on him.
04:40I won't give up on him.
04:41I won't give up on him.
04:42I won't give up on him.
04:43I won't give up on him.
04:44I won't give up on him.
04:45I won't give up on him.
04:46I won't give up on him.
04:47I won't give up on him.
04:48I won't give up on him.
04:49I won't give up on him.
04:50I won't give up on him.
04:51I won't give up on him.
04:52I won't give up on him.
04:53I won't give up on him.
04:54I won't give up on him.
04:55I won't give up on him.
04:56I won't give up on him.
04:57I won't give up on him.
04:58I won't give up on him.
04:59I won't give up on him.
05:00I won't give up on him.
05:01Nathan Shannon
05:21Counting on you
05:31Oh, do you have any more gigs like yesterday?
05:46I've been working on my acting jobs.
05:48Not at the moment.
05:51We shared a moment of affection, didn't we?
05:55That was business, nothing else.
05:58Well, you know, when we kiss.
06:09Wow, Mr. Shannon is, maybe he does something that way.
06:15Because I'm not as tight.
06:20Please, keep your distance from me.
06:23You will never be fit to be my employee and that's final.
06:26Nathan!
06:26Nathan!
06:28Did you miss me?
06:33Are you still looking for a personal assistant?
06:36Well, good news.
06:37I've graciously decided to take on the position.
06:40Um, Vivian, no.
06:41Actually, I have one.
06:43Harold is your executive assistant, silly.
06:45Someone as successful as yourself should have a personal assistant as well.
06:49Hmm.
06:49Actually, I have one.
07:00It's him.
07:01It's him.
07:01Mr. Shannon, I thought I wasn't good enough to be your employee.
07:16Well, you're not.
07:18But you do possess one unique advantage.
07:22What might that be?
07:27You're a man.
07:28Jesse?
07:41That is you!
07:42Ah!
07:43Oh my God!
07:44What are you doing here?
07:45And why are you dressed like that?
07:47I mean, this is so...
07:47I'll explain later.
07:48Okay?
07:49You just...
07:49You're not...
07:50I can't believe you are my boss's new personal assistant.
07:59And as a dude...
08:01It's all for my grandpa's medical bills.
08:05At work, can you act like you don't know me?
08:08Just in case...
08:09Oh, sure.
08:10We'll...
08:11Tighter.
08:17Okay.
08:17Okay.
08:21Oh, your hair.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:46Jessie!
08:48My, my sincerest apologies, Mr. Shannon. Let me, let me wipe that off.
09:02No, no, no, don't touch that.
09:04No, no, seriously. I can handle it, and you can leave.
09:12I can handle it, and you can leave.
09:15It's just your job, Peyton.
09:19Of course, boss.
09:32Rocket!
09:37Take this.
09:41Don't forget about me.
09:44I'll come back for you once in a while.
09:49I'll find you, Starlight.
10:02I'll find you, Starlight.
10:03I'll find you, Starlight.
10:11Jesse!
10:15What are you doing, you creep?
10:16This is a woman's bathroom!
10:18Oh, come on, let's go!
10:21Come on, she can't.
10:23This...
10:25is just next.
10:26You're gonna pee?
10:27Shy turtle.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Excuse me?
10:44You're gonna pee?
10:52Shy turtle.
10:54Excuse me?
10:56Insecure about your size.
10:57It's all good.
10:58It's not about the size of the ship.
11:11It's about the motion of the ocean.
11:13That's what the ladies care about.
11:15Yeah, uh...
11:19Sorry.
11:21Uh...
11:23I just...
11:24I just get insecure around other men.
11:26Especially men who are...
11:28So...
11:29Well...
11:31Could we perhaps avoid...
11:33sharing restroom visits...
11:35In the future?
11:36Yeah, no problem.
11:37Okay.
11:38Thank you so much.
11:57Nathan!
11:59Okay.
12:00What are you doing here?
12:02Okay.
12:03What are you doing here?
12:04Well, Grandma asked me to step in as manager.
12:06She wants me to help assist in the day-to-day operations.
12:09Okay. We don't need...
12:10Also!
12:11I'm hosting a party tonight.
12:12To get to know everyone from the office.
12:13And you must come.
12:15Uh...
12:16Vivian.
12:17It's Mr. Shannon at work.
12:20Okay.
12:21Great.
12:22Fine.
12:23But if you don't show, I'm telling Grandma.
12:26I'll go.
12:27I'll go. Just leave, please.
12:29Good.
12:31Make sure Mr. Shannon does not come tonight.
12:36It's better that you don't know, but just keep him sober.
12:40No matter what.
12:42Write it down.
12:43Okay.
12:44Harold.
12:48This paragraph needs to be...
12:49Okay.
12:50I'll write that down, sir.
13:06Mmm.
13:07You can't hear this.
13:09Jessie.
13:10Stay in your lane.
13:11Okay.
13:12Nathan and I are practically engaged and you're just...
13:15A lowly employee.
13:17But I thought Mr. Shannon shouldn't drink.
13:19He's a grown man.
13:20He'll be fine.
13:21Well, he should at least know if he's drinking.
13:26You are just an expendable employee.
13:29Money.
13:31Is your real boss?
13:35After he drinks that...
13:38Take him to this room.
13:40Do it and there's plenty more where that came from.
14:00No, no.
14:01No.
14:02No.
14:06Hey!
14:08Hey!
14:09Yes.
14:14Boss, she's from the lot.
14:18Drunk man can get it up anyway, you know?
14:20Mmhmm.
14:22You can only do some free.
14:30When is Vivian showing up?
14:44I don't want to babysit you all night!
14:47Yeah, you can do it!
14:49Yeah, as a boy!
14:51Yeah!
14:54Harold was right.
14:59I'm wondering, can you turn into a child?
15:03Cut it out!
15:06Hey!
15:08Pick up your shoes and get ready for her!
15:11Yes, sir, yes, sir!
15:20What the fuck?
15:29How about a little dance?
15:44Fuckin' bit on the wall!
15:48Ha ha ha!
15:49No bit on the wall!
15:59How about...
16:01Harding me a check for a hundred thousand, boss!
16:06Ha ha!
16:07Whatever you want, I guess.
16:09Nice!
16:14Woooo!
16:16Ha ha ha!
16:19I'm not, I'm, I'm sorry, I, that was, that wasn't.
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