The War on Straws | show | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

A period piece from 2015-- a bad year to be a plastic straw. And perhaps a worse year to be in the business of them. | dHNfQ1JESnZYbkJMUjQ

Transcript

00:01Thank you. I appreciate y'alls. Again, sorry about the friction earlier.

00:10The way he treats his employees is just...

00:13It's like family.

00:15Oh.

00:16We're all family here.

00:17Good.

00:18A dysfunctional family.

00:20He woke up in the kitchen saying,

00:22How did it happen, oh baby?

00:26I gotta make dinner tonight.

00:28Drunk!

00:30How does she drink watermelon?

00:32Through a straw.

00:34Maybe some rice and chicken.

00:36That might aggravate her.

00:39Glaucoma.

00:41It's been a rough couple of days.

00:46Just a fantasy.

00:47I'm a half-elf.

00:49So, half-elf necromancer.

00:51I think all the ladies in the room

00:53are kind of jealous of me

00:55because Kennedy has a crush on me.

00:57Half dark, half wood.

00:59He couldn't keep his eyes off of me.

01:02I think your camera missed that.

01:04So I'm a wood elf.

01:06Little bit of dark elf in it.

01:07They call them dark woods.

01:09Just don't film this part.

01:24We're usually not this messy.

01:26Do you have a crush on Casey?

01:28Do I have a crush on Casey?

01:30No.

01:31No.

01:32Are you sure?

01:33Yeah.

01:34Just...

01:35You know.

01:36I haven't figured out a straw for drawers yet.

01:38I haven't figured out a straw for drawers yet.