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Victoria and Gavin are ruthless corporate rivals - until a wild night in Vegas makes them husband and wife.
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00:00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo baby
00:00:29tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:00:41speak of the devil
00:00:45you know i'm offended well actually on a second thought i'm not because i don't really care about
00:01:06the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
00:01:14bye tony that's your competition huh huh pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison
00:01:23just two weeks ago remember that i like to call that a lucky break well we'll see how lucky you
00:01:30are when mr hartley announces his resignation and names me ceo my first order of business firing you
00:01:36well good luck because everybody in this office knows that job is mine
00:01:44report to the board for a new heart meeting
00:01:52thank you thank you
00:02:00thank you
00:02:09thank you thank you thank you for that you know oh build a really good move with good
00:02:16like next week
00:02:20Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. I appreciate it very much. Thank you.
00:02:24Well, I know that you all are very busy, so I will not take up a whole lot of your time today.
00:02:32Really, I'm just here to make a small announcement.
00:02:37I have decided that I am going to retire within the next three months.
00:02:45I know it's sad. I know.
00:02:46So, the search for the new CEO of Hartley Industries will begin immediately.
00:02:56That position is mine.
00:03:01In other news, I wanted to let you all know that the merger with the Las Vegas company has finally gone through.
00:03:11It has happened, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:13Thank you all so very much for your time and your hard work.
00:03:18You've all done an extraordinary job.
00:03:20So, thank you. I appreciate it.
00:03:22And on that note, we'll let that go for today.
00:03:25You're all dismissed. Thank you very much.
00:03:27Gavin and Victoria, can you come see me for a moment, please? Thank you.
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:33So, it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees.
00:03:44And you both did extraordinary work on the Vegas deal.
00:03:47So, I feel like it's time for a little celebration.
00:03:52There you go.
00:03:58What is this?
00:04:00That is your celebration.
00:04:02And all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas.
00:04:06Yes.
00:04:47Hey, Gavin.
00:04:51Looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
00:04:54Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:05:00I got this for you.
00:05:03That's so kind.
00:05:04Isn't that nice?
00:05:05I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:08Gavin, hello.
00:05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:11Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:16Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That would be lovely.
00:05:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:33Whoops.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:38I'm sorry.
00:05:38That was a mistake.
00:05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
00:05:42Why don't you go help her?
00:05:46Well, that's the last thing I want to do.
00:05:47But I got to keep the boss happy.
00:05:49There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:51Yes.
00:05:55Oh.
00:05:55What the hell are you doing?
00:05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
00:06:00No.
00:06:00Um, no.
00:06:02I came to try to help you, and I tried to knock first.
00:06:05Bullshit.
00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:09Save face?
00:06:10Save face about what?
00:06:12You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:19Listen.
00:06:20I swear.
00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:25Get the hell out.
00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:42You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
00:06:48Give me this.
00:06:49Go.
00:06:50Just go.
00:06:50Go.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:55Peace offering?
00:07:00And then it happened.
00:07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
00:07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:13Well, I guess what this is about is you're sucking up to Cornelius because he just gave
00:07:17you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:20Um, no.
00:07:23Yeah, okay.
00:07:24Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:27Wait, hold on a second.
00:07:27Listen.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:29Okay, I didn't mean to...
00:07:30Excuse me.
00:07:34Uh, hello?
00:07:45I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
00:07:52Please give me more time.
00:08:00Trouble in paradise?
00:08:01Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:05Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:07You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:10This is all just a game to you.
00:08:13What is?
00:08:15This job.
00:08:17Like, you don't need it.
00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:22You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:29Okay, you know what?
00:08:29You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet that's something going wrong with
00:08:37them.
00:08:38Enough!
00:08:38What is going on here?
00:08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:42I did not invite you here in order to cause a scene.
00:08:46Cool it.
00:08:47Sorry, Miss Riley.
00:08:47Sorry, Miss Riley.
00:08:49Not another word.
00:08:55Way to go.
00:08:56You started that.
00:08:57Okay, all right.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03Thank you all very much.
00:09:05Welcome, welcome.
00:09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:09At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:18I don't know.
00:09:18But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:26It's so important.
00:09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:39Cheers.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:46You know, um, if we were to go get married, the CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:53In your dreams.
00:09:54Oh, ouch.
00:09:55Okay, you know what?
00:09:55I'm going to need a shot.
00:09:57Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:02As long as you're paying.
00:10:03Sure.
00:10:04Here.
00:10:13Yeah, right, yeah.
00:10:14Can I do a little one, please?
00:10:15Thanks.
00:10:16Here.
00:10:17Okay, all right.
00:10:18Chill.
00:10:24Hey, you're going to throw up?
00:10:25Hell no.
00:10:26You're going to throw up first.
00:10:34Hey, please, turn them off.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:45Where am I?
00:10:59This isn't my bed.
00:11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:02Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:04Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:06No.
00:11:08Get my fucking blanket.
00:11:11Stop!
00:11:11Get me!
00:11:12You're so getting fired.
00:11:14Let go!
00:11:14Give me the blanket.
00:11:17Stop!
00:11:18Let go!
00:11:19Grab the shirt!
00:11:20Come on.
00:11:23What the hell happened?
00:11:24Well, I don't know.
00:11:26Did...
00:11:27Did you?
00:11:29Did we?
00:11:30No.
00:11:31Gross.
00:11:31Absolutely not.
00:11:32Okay, Vicky.
00:11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
00:11:36Don't call me.
00:11:37No!
00:11:37Hey!
00:11:43It's Cornelius.
00:11:45What does he want?
00:11:46Who the hell should I know?
00:11:49You're going to answer?
00:11:50You're going to let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
00:11:56Hello?
00:11:56Good morning, Victoria.
00:12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
00:12:05And bring Gavin with you.
00:12:08I assume I'm with Gavin.
00:12:10I would say that it has something to do with this.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32This is a disaster.
00:12:34I was just going to think I'm sleeping by the way up to the top.
00:12:36Finally.
00:12:37Do you see?
00:12:37I'm at the top.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Let me tell you something, all right?
00:12:40If I had known that all it was going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
00:12:45I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
00:12:47How did this even happen?
00:12:48What were we thinking?
00:12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover, I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55So, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
00:12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
00:13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
00:13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
00:13:03You've heard him, okay?
00:13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
00:13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think we're mocking the fucking company.
00:13:10We can't have that.
00:13:11I hate that you're right.
00:13:12Fuck.
00:13:13You know what?
00:13:14Screw you, Gavin.
00:13:15Screw me?
00:13:16Oh, you mean again.
00:13:18Because he already did that last night.
00:13:37Victoria, we need to talk.
00:13:42Hi.
00:13:44This is my room.
00:13:45What are you talking about?
00:13:46This is my room.
00:13:47Look at the...
00:13:47That could be Cornelius.
00:13:49This...
00:13:49Oh?
00:13:54Morning, boss.
00:13:56You, um...
00:13:57You need to see me, Cornelius?
00:13:59Gavin is here.
00:14:00What a shocker.
00:14:02Uh, so...
00:14:06Anyway...
00:14:07What is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
00:14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean friends.
00:14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
00:14:17No.
00:14:18Enough!
00:14:19I am not happy.
00:14:22You two go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
00:14:30This is not a good look.
00:14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
00:14:38Look, let me explain it.
00:14:40Shut up!
00:14:41Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
00:14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot run a company on rivalry.
00:14:52You run a company on teamwork.
00:14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
00:15:08You want us to stay married?
00:15:12It's less of a want and more of...
00:15:15It's less of a want and more of a demand.
00:15:20Mr. Hartley, you can't be serious.
00:15:23I am serious as a heart attack.
00:15:25You two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues, but as husband and wife.
00:15:34Well, no, no, no, that's not fair.
00:15:36I'm not wife material.
00:15:37Yeah, she's not wife material.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I'm not even husband material.
00:15:40I don't really even like her.
00:15:41Ah, well, you better become the right material real quick or you can kiss that CEO position.
00:15:48Au revoir.
00:15:49Wait a minute.
00:15:50Are you blackmailing us with our careers?
00:15:53Oh, Victoria, I'm hurt.
00:15:57Blackmail is such an ugly word.
00:16:00Think of it more as a really big, important project that you have to do.
00:16:04And when it's done, the person with the biggest balls will get the CEO job.
00:16:11So both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick.
00:16:16Oh, no.
00:16:46Please, put your bag away.
00:16:53Surprise!
00:16:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:57I am not going to be stuck on this flight with you.
00:16:59Hey, wifey, what's wrong?
00:17:01You know, couples typically fly together.
00:17:05Well, good thing we're not a real couple.
00:17:07Well, it's not what Cornelius is saying.
00:17:09Cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he can force us to stay married.
00:17:12Well, you know what?
00:17:13You should probably call him and tell him that, and then he'll be smooth sailing for me as C-E-O.
00:17:19You wish.
00:17:23Is that really necessary?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25Can I help you?
00:17:31Hi, um, I'd like to request to move my seat.
00:17:35I can't sit next to this man.
00:17:37She's exaggerating.
00:17:38I'm sorry, but this flight is completely full, and I'm unable to talk without your request.
00:17:44Okay, thanks.
00:17:44Well, it looks like you're going to be stuck with me for the duration of the flight.
00:17:49And, um, while you're at it, you should probably try to learn something from me, because then maybe you'll make it to the top.
00:17:56Shut up!
00:17:57You know, I may have to sit next to you, but I don't have to talk to you.
00:18:03We're at...
00:18:04Hey, Vick.
00:18:27Have you ever thought about joining the Mile High Club?
00:18:42Don't give in.
00:18:44Don't give in.
00:18:45Don't give in.
00:18:47Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:48Don't give in.
00:18:49Don't give in.
00:18:49Don't give in.
00:19:00Miss?
00:19:02Miss?
00:19:03Miss?
00:19:03Excuse me.
00:19:05We're about to reach our destination.
00:19:07I want you to prepare for landing.
00:19:13What the hell?
00:19:17What's happening?
00:19:19Are you trying to fill me up while I'm sleeping?
00:19:22Are you serious?
00:19:23I'm not an animal.
00:19:26Why the hell would I do that?
00:19:28Then why is your hand on my thigh?
00:19:36Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that I was sleeping, too?
00:19:39I'm warning you, Kevin.
00:19:40Oh, yeah?
00:19:41Keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:43Oh, my God.
00:19:45Well, you know what?
00:19:46I don't recall you last night laying next to me having your hands all over me.
00:19:52You remember that?
00:19:53Just admit it.
00:19:54You've always had the hearts for me.
00:19:56They took advantage of this little Vegas situation to get exactly what you want.
00:20:00Let me tell you something.
00:20:01It takes two to tango.
00:20:03And from where I'm sitting, it looks like you've been drawing all over my fucking clothes.
00:20:06Excuse me.
00:20:18Bye.
00:20:19Bye.
00:20:19What do you want, Kevin?
00:20:46We need to talk about Cornelius' plan.
00:20:48And it's never going to work.
00:20:50Why not?
00:20:51Well, it's no secret that we're vying for the same job, and we don't get along.
00:20:56We both know it.
00:20:58Well, you know what?
00:20:59We should probably figure out how to do that, because we're married now.
00:21:02And Cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk, so every single moment is going to count.
00:21:15What are you doing?
00:21:19Like I said, every single moment counts, so we should probably make it worth our time.
00:21:27By doing what?
00:21:29Well, we are married, so we should probably do what married people do.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:43Okay.
00:21:43Sorry to interrupt.
00:22:11Victoria, you have a client waiting.
00:22:12Um, I can tell them that you're occupied if you need more time.
00:22:17No, no, it's fine.
00:22:18I'll be with them in a minute.
00:22:23What the fuck was that?
00:22:25It was a kiss.
00:22:27Oh, come on, you don't have to tell me that.
00:22:29No, it was unprofessional.
00:22:30I can lose my job if anyone sees that.
00:22:33You don't think that I need this job too?
00:22:35Not like I do.
00:22:36You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.
00:22:38Some of us don't have that luxury.
00:22:40Okay, well, you know what?
00:22:41I need this job just as much as you need it.
00:22:44And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together.
00:22:47So, uh, public PDA is probably going to score us points if you didn't know.
00:22:52You're not going to score any points with me.
00:22:54Okay, and try that again.
00:22:56I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
00:22:59Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:23:03Hmm?
00:23:04So, you actually kissed me back?
00:23:10So if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably going to be a little tricky, don't you think?
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:21Whatever.
00:23:21What?
00:23:22I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius names me CEO.
00:23:27Great.
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28That's a good idea.
00:23:29Well, you know what?
00:23:29Stay out of my fucking way.
00:23:31I have a client anyway.
00:23:32Good luck.
00:23:32Good luck.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:41Police.
00:23:44After you?
00:23:46She is annoying.
00:23:51Hello?
00:23:53Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:56No.
00:23:57You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.
00:24:00Yeah, I'm aware.
00:24:02I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:24:05Got it?
00:24:05Got it?
00:24:05I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:24:09I'm going to get it.
00:24:10I'm going to get it.
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00:24:19I'm going to get it.
00:24:20I'm going to get it.
00:24:20I'm going to get it.
00:24:21I don't know.
00:24:51something wrong i have been waiting for victoria lockhart for over 15 minutes
00:25:00perhaps i could help
00:25:21hi mr hartley uh-huh hi victoria hi um why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning
00:25:31there was a meeting
00:25:34um i i wasn't aware that there was a meeting oh yeah then why did you respond to the meeting
00:25:44request gavin yeah good thing that gavin was here to save your ass dropping the ball like this
00:25:56victoria is not ceo behavior
00:25:59victoria thanks for uh the new client she was a breeze to schmooze
00:26:14you asshole this is what i meant by dirty little tricks you know that was a really sweet and
00:26:22endearing nickname but i gotta go we got another meeting see you you know what it's my jackets
00:26:30oops are you fucking kidding me that's coffee i'm so clumsy i'm sorry
00:26:43triple yeah this is a real childish antic you're really gonna get ceo of the year
00:26:48from doing this bullshit you're one to talk good luck with you next meeting
00:26:52oh it's his problem
00:26:58he'll be fine he had a little accident
00:27:02anyway what can i do for you
00:27:05uh nothing really just i'd uh swing by say hi
00:27:09oh well hi how are you doing yeah i'm better now um you always brighten up the office so
00:27:17hey are you going to that uh investor's dinner thing tomorrow night
00:27:22uh yeah um i didn't think i had a choice
00:27:27would you maybe want to go with me
00:27:30nope she can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband
00:27:38gavin oh me
00:27:41oh uh sorry i i i didn't know um this is uh new
00:27:50i guess that makes sense you know why i saw you two
00:27:53kissing each other the other day
00:27:55no no just yeah forget it
00:27:58tony we're not actually married he just has a really big crush on me he practically pees himself
00:28:05every time he sees me
00:28:06oh that's okay you don't have to deny it i mean we all know it's true right
00:28:13you know i can't i can't wait to uh to go with my
00:28:18my
00:28:20wife
00:28:24to dinner tonight
00:28:27okay uh well i guess i'll um
00:28:32see you later then
00:28:35bye tony
00:28:36seriously
00:28:38don't ever do that again
00:28:42come on
00:28:43you liked
00:28:45no no i didn't
00:28:46because now everybody in the office thinks that i'm off limits
00:28:48good
00:28:49because you are
00:28:52wifey
00:28:55get the fuck away from me
00:29:04i want you to make sure that it's almond milk okay and lactose intolerance is no joke
00:29:18yeah oh and uh bring it upstairs for me
00:29:21got it almond milk as always
00:29:23oh
00:29:30here's your coffee back
00:29:32oh thanks um i can take the other one to gavin
00:29:35you sure
00:29:36of course
00:29:37i need to talk to him about something anyway
00:29:39oh thank you you're such a lifesaver
00:29:42i have about 10 minutes to finish this report from mr hartley
00:29:44and i could use every minute of it
00:29:46not a problem at all
00:29:49i scratch your back you scratch mine right sure something like that
00:29:53prepare to shit yourself
00:30:08if you look at our uh four quarter
00:30:15four quarter should i say i'll say four quarter okay
00:30:18if you look at our four quarter uh development uh strategies right
00:30:22we'll be able to minimize um
00:30:25okay normal be normal
00:30:28be sovereign
00:30:33you know for yesterday
00:30:36thanks
00:30:37you know that's uh
00:30:39surprisingly
00:30:40thoughtful of you
00:30:42as you can see with our four month development plan
00:30:52our focus
00:30:53is to minimize the prep time
00:30:55and optimize the department workflow
00:30:58to ensure that there is
00:31:00that there is
00:31:02that there is
00:31:04oh
00:31:04uh
00:31:06i need you to excuse me
00:31:12for one second
00:31:13i'm
00:31:25so sorry
00:31:26about this
00:31:27um
00:31:28if i may
00:31:30i'd like to continue the presentation myself
00:31:32yes that would be wonderful
00:31:33victoria
00:31:35all right
00:31:38as he was saying
00:31:39to ensure quality product
00:31:41we have a unique form of communication
00:31:43that ensures
00:31:45transparency between client and production
00:31:47and with all that being said
00:31:50we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter
00:31:53we also have a 95% success rate
00:31:56impressive
00:31:57well you clearly know your stuff
00:32:00we need that kind of expertise in our marketing
00:32:03thank you
00:32:04well here at hartley industries
00:32:06we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients
00:32:11well this is uh
00:32:12certainly a quality product
00:32:14where do i sign
00:32:16ah
00:32:16i can have a contract
00:32:18written up today
00:32:19and sent to your office
00:32:20immediately
00:32:21great
00:32:22oh and victoria
00:32:23can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week
00:32:27absolutely
00:32:28um
00:32:29consider it done
00:32:30that
00:32:32is the victoria i remember
00:32:34great job
00:32:35what the fuck
00:32:43did you do to my drink huh
00:32:44me
00:32:45who else
00:32:47i don't know what you're talking about
00:32:48oh
00:32:48um
00:32:49the meeting went great
00:32:51looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster
00:32:55well you
00:32:56did this on purpose
00:32:58and you're gonna fucking pay for it
00:33:00game on
00:33:06oh
00:33:07hmm
00:33:23kevin's been way too quiet this week
00:33:26i wonder what he's plotting for revenge
00:33:29hey
00:33:31can you do me a favor
00:33:33can you book over the conference room
00:33:37while i take a second
00:33:38and don't let anyone in
00:33:39anyone
00:33:41got it
00:33:42time for me to scratch your back
00:33:44i owe you one anyway
00:33:46hey
00:33:58hey
00:34:00you've been working awfully hard
00:34:03thought i'd just come and
00:34:04bring you a little pick-me-up
00:34:06there you go
00:34:07victoria told me not to let anyone in
00:34:10who said anything about letting me in
00:34:12me
00:34:12i mean what i'm not
00:34:13i just come here
00:34:14and
00:34:15i don't know
00:34:16see my
00:34:17favorite
00:34:18and
00:34:19beautiful
00:34:20secretary
00:34:21kevin
00:34:23but uh
00:34:24i actually really need to get into
00:34:27this room
00:34:28can we just bend the rules
00:34:29just a little bit please
00:34:31pretty please
00:34:32i left a
00:34:32i left a folder in there
00:34:34that i need
00:34:34fine
00:34:36just be quick
00:34:37and do not tell victoria
00:34:38that's okay
00:34:39hey
00:34:40my lips
00:34:41are sealed
00:34:43see you later
00:34:52see you later
00:35:06all right welcome everyone
00:35:24our vision at harley industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:31through solutions for everyday living and we will do this by
00:35:35what is this is this the logo of our competition
00:35:42um
00:35:43are you using sensitive data between different clients
00:35:46you're sharing confidential information with our competition
00:35:50no no i would never do that
00:35:52that's exactly what this looks like
00:35:54i can't believe this is happening
00:35:56um
00:35:56we trusted you
00:35:57you hear from our lawyers
00:35:59no
00:36:00no no no no no no
00:36:02i'm so sorry
00:36:02no
00:36:02ah
00:36:06gavin you did this
00:36:09i didn't do anything
00:36:10that's enough
00:36:11you two
00:36:14are fired
00:36:16whoa
00:36:17what
00:36:17what
00:36:18fired
00:36:21fired
00:36:24i'm
00:36:25mr hartley
00:36:25look
00:36:26your little pranks
00:36:29are now costing
00:36:30this
00:36:31company
00:36:31clients
00:36:32just because
00:36:34you are two of my best
00:36:35does not mean
00:36:36that i should have to
00:36:37put up
00:36:37with all of these
00:36:38reckless
00:36:40shenanigans
00:36:41you know what mr hartley please
00:36:43um
00:36:43i don't know about gavin here
00:36:45but i promise
00:36:46i'm done with the pranks
00:36:47okay you know what
00:36:48you can consider me prankless from now on all right
00:36:50you know
00:36:50you two keep saying that you're gonna get better
00:36:53but i'm not saying it
00:36:55i'm not running a circus here
00:36:57so you two clowns
00:36:59better get your shit together
00:37:01or else
00:37:02you will really be gone
00:37:04really be gone this time
00:37:05for real
00:37:06thank you
00:37:07hi i'm calling for an update on my mother
00:37:19i
00:37:22i understand
00:37:23i'll get you the money
00:37:27i promise
00:37:27i have a promotion
00:37:28coming soon
00:37:29i'm sorry
00:37:33were you not just in the same meeting
00:37:34that i was in
00:37:35that promotion
00:37:38ain't happening
00:37:38sweetheart
00:37:39you're gonna be lucky
00:37:41if you can even keep your job
00:37:42what's wrong
00:37:48there you two bozos are
00:37:53i've been looking for you
00:37:54for us
00:37:55oh
00:37:56yes
00:37:56i have decided
00:37:58to give you another shot
00:37:59god help me
00:38:01so we're not fired
00:38:03not if you can secure this client
00:38:06you're not
00:38:07he is giving us another shot
00:38:09don't ask me why
00:38:10but there is a caveat
00:38:11okay what is it
00:38:13well
00:38:14he needs the deal done
00:38:16by the end of this weekend
00:38:18but he's going on vacation
00:38:20with his lovely wife
00:38:22so you two
00:38:23will be spending the weekend
00:38:25with him
00:38:26and the lovely wife
00:38:28in their cabin
00:38:29don't say anything to me
00:38:30i do not want to hear it
00:38:32i don't care
00:38:32i don't care
00:38:43but it's in it
00:38:44i'm sorry
00:38:45you have to say
00:38:47oh
00:38:48LOL
00:38:50oh
00:38:51oh
00:38:51oh
00:38:53oh
00:38:54oh
00:38:57oh
00:38:58oh
00:39:00oh
00:39:01you know this is all your fault right okay well clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events
00:39:17because you are the one that swapped the drinks which is why i'm just trying to survive
00:39:21this chaos that you have caused look at this ready
00:39:25welcome you two so glad you decided to come especially so soon after your wedding
00:39:36come on i'll show you to your rooms thank you please after you sweetheart thanks honey
00:39:45and here's where you'll spend your nights feel free to freshen up and uh settle in we should have
00:40:04dinner in a few hours thank you we're staying in this room together yes well you're married right
00:40:12all right um yeah trust me i don't want to be around you or you're snoring
00:40:20either please
00:40:25i'm going to the spa you need it fun
00:40:37oh
00:40:47you know i knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually
00:41:15can you just help me zip up please sure
00:41:21oh
00:41:31oh
00:41:41well i see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled
00:41:52when you're ready i'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company right of course
00:42:00you know i think we should probably go present our pitch
00:42:10yeah right good idea uh dress
00:42:13well you two better be careful because norm here is amazing at missionary
00:42:27a time family world champion thank you
00:42:30because i would never okay i'm up yes all right
00:42:37oh
00:42:38they can't they can't do too much
00:42:48no i don't think so
00:42:49look picasso over here
00:42:52well i certainly didn't see that coming come on honey let's leave the lovebirds alone
00:43:04well i certainly didn't see that coming come on honey let's leave the lovebirds alone
00:43:17uh where'd they go
00:43:26i think we just gave them a show
00:43:30well
00:43:32that's what winners do
00:43:34you got something
00:43:39you know i might not be a genius but i do know that sheets belong on the bed
00:43:49i know i'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep
00:43:52oh you're joking right
00:43:55doesn't look like i'm joking
00:43:56oh maybe not because then you would be crazy because i'm not sleeping on the floor
00:44:03with the sheets that you put on the floor
00:44:05because you know what we're both adults we're both married
00:44:08and we are both going to sleep in the bed
00:44:11fine
00:44:12but if you swear i'm kicking you out of the bed
00:44:15yeah but you know what the same thing goes for you sweetheart
00:44:17go to the store
00:44:19what are you doing
00:44:25i'm getting comfortable
00:44:26you can't be serious
00:44:33um go ahead and put your pjs back on
00:44:36pajamas
00:44:38no
00:44:39i always sleep naked
00:44:42yeah not tonight
00:44:43oh i'm sorry
00:44:44not tonight
00:44:45what are you gonna do you gonna
00:44:46come over here and put the clothes on for me
00:44:49all right well i'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked
00:44:53so i'll just take the floor
00:44:54okay fine fine
00:44:55fine
00:44:57fine
00:44:57i'll put boxers on all right
00:45:06they're gonna make you happy
00:45:08sweetheart
00:45:10i get to start
00:45:11you gonna get the sheets
00:45:17just lay down
00:45:22just lay down
00:45:22yeah i was thinking that was my idea
00:45:28what a shame
00:45:29okay let's call it a
00:45:36shut up
00:45:36oh
00:45:37oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:49oh
00:45:57oh
00:45:57oh
00:46:01Hey nerds, come here.
00:46:27Well, congratulations.
00:46:31The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend, so
00:46:38we have secured the deal.
00:46:40Yes.
00:46:41That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:43So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:50One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:54Uh, wait.
00:46:55I already have a place to live, so...
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59So do I.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02Well, now you have two.
00:47:05And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:10Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:14So do not mess it up.
00:47:19Oh, okay.
00:47:23Oh, okay.
00:47:25Ooh.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Okay, are they there for you?
00:47:31That's okay, I got it.
00:47:32Oh, okay.
00:47:33Ooh.
00:47:34Ooh.
00:47:35Ooh.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:37Okay, are they there for you?
00:47:39That's okay, I got it.
00:47:40Oh, it's okay.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42Ooh.
00:47:43My lady.
00:47:44Hmm.
00:47:45Hmm.
00:47:45Hmm.
00:47:46Hmm.
00:47:47Hmm.
00:47:48Hmm.
00:47:49Hmm.
00:47:50Hmm.
00:47:51Hmm.
00:47:52Hmm.
00:47:54Hmm.
00:47:55Hmm.
00:47:56Hmm.
00:47:57You can take the couch.
00:47:58Oh, come on, really?
00:47:59you can take the couch oh come on really it'll do your sprata some good to live like the common
00:48:11folk for one oh you see i just think you're scared that you might give into your urges
00:48:16if you were to sleep in the bed with me i don't think that'd be a problem
00:48:21i do
00:48:25so
00:48:29so
00:48:33so
00:48:36so
00:48:40so
00:48:43so you can cook
00:49:04a little bit
00:49:07my grandfather taught me
00:49:09he was all about
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