00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:08Liar! You said that I was the love of your life! That you would marry me! How could you break your vow?
00:34Who are you? I... this crazy... I don't know this crazy lady!
00:38No? What about Leach?
00:48You cheated on me?
00:51No!
00:52We're done.
00:54Lisa, wait. No, Le... Lisa, I don't... That's not...
00:58Somebody stop them!
01:00They pay, I slay. As you can see, I'm a gig worker. The gig, revenge for Hyde. Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
01:22Yeah!
01:28Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin freaking Sparrow.
01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
01:38He's a dirty cheat who snatched the wind from my favorite player.
01:42Yeah!
01:43The worst they get on you, he's a good woman.
01:48I'll see you, he's a good girl.
01:51A big guy, I'm a big guy.
01:54Yeah!
01:55Fancy! Fancy!
01:57I love you!
02:18Incredible play, Benjamin.
02:20Those girls in the stands, they're going to eat you alive.
02:23You get the girls, coach.
02:24All I need right now is to shower.
02:27Oh, God, I think I turned into this shit.
02:35Uh, this is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
02:57Well, tough luck, buddy.
03:06Hard times.
03:08Sorry.
03:27Wait a second.
03:29This is my room.
03:30What are you doing in my room?
03:37Hey, that's my jersey.
03:39Fuck.
03:46What is this?
03:51You're steep.
03:52Come back here.
03:53What?
04:00Jesus.
04:01Got you.
04:01Got you.
04:01Delete it, man.
04:02I'll pay you, all right?
04:03You rivals offer me more.
04:06You guys are going to kill me.
04:07I don't care who you are or where you're hiding.
04:20I'm going to find you and you'll pay for this.
04:28Yeah, I'll hear what the hell I want, all right, buddy?
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:32Okay.
04:33Okay.
04:33Okay.
04:34Okay.
04:35Okay.
04:36Okay.
04:37I'm going to drag you through hell.
04:57I know, Mr. Bayer.
04:58I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
05:00I just need more time.
05:02How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my family's medical bills by the end
05:11of the month?
05:14God?
05:15If you're listening, maybe drop $10 million my way?
05:17What are you doing?
05:27What?
05:29Hey?
05:30Hi.
05:38What are you doing?
05:39What are you doing?
05:44This is my house! Get out!
05:52Are you feeling a little nervous?
05:54Naughty or neither?
05:55Well, let me tell you something. Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.
05:59Which seems to be absolute shit.
06:03Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
06:06Oh, you're going to call the cops. Go ahead.
06:08That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
06:11You will be sued for theft and defamation.
06:14And don't forget about the reputational damage. And the emotional damage.
06:18You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
06:20Ten million?
06:21Yeah.
06:22That's ridiculous!
06:25Hey, buddy. It's 2025.
06:27If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
06:33If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
06:36It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage.
06:40Not me.
06:41Not your fault?
06:44I dare you.
06:45I dare you!
06:47Say it again!
06:49It's not my fault.
06:58Hey, you paused this mess. Now you're acting like a victim?
07:01You're going to pay for this. Do you understand?
07:03No!
07:05Hell no!
07:06Get over here!
07:07What are you doing?
07:10No!
07:13What the hell was that?
07:27hey my boy is everything okay yes mother saw the news is that why you keep rejecting all the
07:36matches i set up for you because you're slow down slow down what are you look what are you
07:42talking about i it's all going to be fixed very soon very soon look i gotta go all right bye
07:48marry me or pay me 10 million dollars those are your two choices
07:59those are your two choices
08:04marry you in your dreams
08:08maybe if you had the face of paris i'd consider it
08:15that guy plays dirty on the field what's so great about him
08:19well that's too bad for you because you have two choices marry me or pay up
08:27that's not fair all i did was steal your jersey yeah and i got caught on camera and now my reputation
08:36is screwed i'm the laughing stock okay people think that i uh am confused about my sexuality
08:41my family is worried sick and this is the mess that you've caused
08:46okay well
08:48look here's the deal marry me for one year and i'll pay you five million dollars i mean you're a gig worker
08:55right you take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good right
09:00five million is god really listening that would cover my rent for grandma's medical bills
09:06fine
09:08deal
09:10perfect
09:11ow ow
09:13this one
09:21i don't know
09:23excellent choice sir that is a rare asher cut with flawless clarity
09:30so
09:35valued at three million there's only two in the world
09:39the other one is with a royal wife and a very distinct number
09:43uh that's way too expensive do you have like a cheaper one
09:46something less expensive a couple hundred dollars you're funny people will think i'm broke
09:59can we try this one oh yes and i'll get something very nice for you to try on mr sparrow
10:06i'll see you in a bit all right
10:07thanks
10:16i'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy
10:20this can't be real right am i dreaming
10:37wouldn't
10:39so
10:41cause baby it's like a light storm
10:47to be
10:50finding freedom in the down
10:56yeah
10:56like a light storm
11:07Oh, very beautiful.
11:18Can you help tie it?
11:20Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:27That is so sweet.
11:29You look absolutely perfect together.
11:31Such a stunning couple.
11:32No, no, we're not.
11:34Oh, my hand.
11:37What is this guy?
11:40Just let me fix it.
11:42Hold on.
11:58Thanks.
12:01Let's go home.
12:02First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact.
12:11Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful.
12:17Third, what the hell is this?
12:19It's a marriage contract.
12:22Sign it.
12:23I already did.
12:24Fine.
12:36Can I go now?
12:37Hold on.
12:38Where do you think you're going?
12:39We're living together from now on.
12:41You're coming home with me.
12:42I have to get my things.
12:50Okay.
12:52Well, then I'm coming with you.
12:53I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
12:56Not a single thing.
12:58Whatever.
13:06Shoes off.
13:08Come in if you want.
13:08Just don't touch anything.
13:19Shit!
13:19Sorry, I got that thing came out of nowhere.
13:38I thought it was Chucky.
13:39How dare you?
13:45Hey, ow!
13:45God!
13:46Jesus!
13:46Stop it!
13:47I said I'm sorry!
13:52Murderer!
13:57My poor petty.
13:59Ugh.
14:00You named that thing?
14:02You'd fucking break.
14:03Ow!
14:05Yeah, don't worry.
14:06I'm leaving.
14:07All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy.
14:09I can't even breathe.
14:11Sorry for your loss.
14:17Shit!
14:18Shit!
14:19Shit!
14:20Are you ready?
14:20I'm sorry.
14:31I'll clean this all up, right?
14:32God.
14:34It's okay.
14:34It's okay.
14:36It's okay.
14:37Ah!
14:38God!
14:39God!
14:40Please!
14:40I'm sorry!
14:50Don't freak out.
14:52Do not freak out.
14:53I'll pay for all of this, all right?
14:54Who?
14:56Who?
14:58Oh, Dad!
15:00Hey, hey, girl!
15:02Dad!
15:04Oh!
15:12This is not over!
15:14Okay, it's okay!
15:16Oh, my God!
15:18Oh, my God!
15:20Oh, my God!
15:22Shhh!
15:24It's okay.
15:26It's okay, baby.
15:34She's kind of cute.
15:42I am so sorry.
15:44Until next time.
15:48Oh, God.
15:50Come on!
16:02Hey! Bitch!
16:08Bitch!
16:10Who the hell are you?
16:16Wait, no!
16:17You're a fucking bitch!
16:18You ruined my wedding!
16:19Lisa left me!
16:20Because of you!
16:21You cheated!
16:22You deserve this, bastard!
16:23Get away from me!
16:24I'm calling the cops!
16:25Stop pretending to be some saint!
16:28Um...
16:29Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
16:33You're just a gig worker.
16:35You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
16:37Hey, tell you what.
16:38How much for a night with me, huh?
16:39In your dreams, asshole!
16:40You know, I've always wondered.
16:41What color are your nipples, huh?
16:42Let go of me!
16:43Let go!
16:44Don't catch me!
16:45My husband's Benjamin Sparrow!
16:46And if you hurt me, he will end you!
16:47Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
16:49Please, why would he ever marry you?
16:50Right.
16:51I've posted so much crap about him.
16:52And I still think he'll come save me.
16:54Let go of me, bastard!
16:55Not him!
16:56Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you.
