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  • 7/5/2025
In an Auckland Chinese diner, cynical Elle regrets swiping right on old-fashioned Winson. His kung-fu hero profile feels | dG1fU1NyN0hqZGt6SkE
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00:01Can you smell that?
00:03Someone ordered a Cantonese catfish.
00:06I've been waiting here half an hour.
00:08You show up drunk, now you're calling me.
00:10You wish I was drunk.
00:11What? You're supposed to order enough for your guests.
00:16I thought you were Chinese.
00:23Oh, no you don't.
00:25Oh, no.
00:29You mean fun?
00:31You know what it means?
00:32Luck.
00:33Fate.
00:34I guess I've been waiting for it.
00:36For the wand.

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