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Qb! Look What You Made Me Docandal, Rugby, And A Shotgun Weddinghow Did My Life Become A Rom-Com - Full
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00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:08Liar! You said that I was the love of your life, that you would marry me!
00:31How could you break your vow?
00:34Who are you?
00:35I... this crazy... I don't know this crazy lady.
00:38No?
00:40What about Leach?
00:48You cheated on me?
00:51No!
00:52We're done.
00:54Lisa, wait. No, Lea... Lisa, I don't... That's not...
00:58Somebody stop them!
00:59They pay, I slay.
01:11As you can see, I'm a gig worker.
01:13The gig, Revenge for Hyde. Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
01:21Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin Frickin' Sparrow.
01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
01:37He's a dirty cheat who snatched the wind from my favorite player.
01:41Bill McCoy!
01:42He's a dirty cheat!
01:43Bill McCoy!
01:43It was a fein' to women!
01:44Bill McCoy!
01:45Bill McCoy!
01:46You're a dirty cheat!
01:46Bill McCoy!
01:47Dance it, dance it!
01:56I love you!
02:13I love you!
02:19Incredible play, Benjamin. Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
02:23Forget the girls, Coach. All I need right now is shower.
02:34I think I trained for this shit.
02:43This is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
02:59Well, tough luck, buddy. Hard times.
03:09Sorry.
03:15Wait a second, this is my room!
03:17What are you doing in my room?
03:19Hey, that's my jersey!
03:23Fuck!
03:25What is this?
03:27What is this?
03:29What are you doing in my room?
03:31Hey, that's my jersey!
03:33Fuck!
03:35Hey, that's my jersey!
03:39Fuck!
03:45What is this?
03:47Steve! Come back here!
03:53What?
03:55What?
04:00Jesus!
04:01Got you!
04:02Delete it, man. I'll pay you, alright?
04:03Rivals offer me more.
04:05You gotta fucking kill me.
04:07I don't care.
04:08I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
04:21I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
04:28Yeah, I'll hear what the hell I want, alright, buddy?
04:31Benjamin Sparrow.
04:47This is Justin.
04:54I'm gonna drag you through hell.
04:56I know, Mr. Bayer!
04:58I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
05:00I just need more time.
05:06How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
05:14God?
05:15If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
05:23Uh, hey?
05:25Hey?
05:30Hi!
05:39What are you doing?
05:40This is my house! Get out!
05:52Are you feeling a little nervous?
05:54Naughty or neither?
05:55Well, let me tell you something. Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.
05:59Which seems to be absolute shit.
06:03Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
06:05Oh, you're gonna call the cops. Go ahead!
06:08That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
06:11You will be sued for theft and defamation.
06:14And don't forget about the reputational damage.
06:16And the emotional damage.
06:17You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
06:20Ten million?
06:21Yeah.
06:22That's ridiculous!
06:25Hey, buddy. It's 2025. If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
06:33If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
06:36It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage. Not me.
06:42Not your fault?
06:44I dare you. I dare you!
06:47Say it again!
06:48It's not my fault.
06:59Hey, you paused this mess. Now you're acting like a victim?
07:01You're gonna pay for this. Do you understand?
07:04No! Hell no!
07:07Stop! Get over here!
07:08What are you doing?
07:10No!
07:18What the hell was that?
07:31Hey, my boy. Is everything okay?
07:33Yes, mother.
07:34Saw the news. Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
07:38Because you're...
07:40Slow down. Slow down. What are you...
07:41Look, what are you talking about? I...
07:44It's all gonna be fixed very soon. Very soon. Look, I gotta go. Alright? Bye.
07:48Marry me? Or pay me ten million dollars? Those are your two choices.
08:03Those are your two choices.
08:05Marry you? In your dreams?
08:08Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
08:15That guy plays dirty on the field. What's so great about him?
08:20Well, that's too bad for you. Because you have two choices. Marry me. Or pay up.
08:27That's not fair. All I did was steal your jersey.
08:33Yeah. And I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
08:38Okay.
08:39People think that I am confused about my sexuality. My family is worried sick.
08:43And this is the mess that you caused.
08:46Okay, well...
08:48Look. Here's the deal. Marry me for one year and I'll pay you five million dollars.
08:53I mean, you're a gig worker, right? You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good? Right?
09:00Five million? Is God really listening? That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
09:07Fine.
09:09Deal.
09:11Perfect.
09:21This one.
09:23Excellent choice, sir. That is a rare asher cut with flawless clarity.
09:31So...
09:35Valued at three million. There's only two in the world. The other one is with a royal wife and a very distinct number.
09:44That's way too expensive. Do you have like a cheaper one? Something less expensive? A couple hundred dollars?
09:49You're funny. People will think I'm broke.
10:00Can we try this one?
10:01Oh, yes. And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
10:05I'll see you in a bit, alright?
10:10Thanks.
10:16I'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy.
10:20This can't be real, right?
10:23Am I dreaming?
10:24Are you dreaming?
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:29No.
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:37No.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40No.
10:41No.
10:42No.
10:43No.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46No.
10:47No.
10:48No.
10:49No.
10:50No.
10:51No.
10:52No.
10:53No.
10:54No.
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57No.
10:58Oh, very beautiful.
11:18Can you help?
11:19Tie up?
11:20Yeah.
11:21Yeah.
11:21That is so sweet.
11:29You look absolutely perfect together.
11:31Such a stunning couple.
11:32No.
11:33No, we're not.
11:34Try it.
11:35Hold on.
11:36My hand.
11:37What is this?
11:39Ow.
11:40Just let me fix it.
11:42Hold on.
11:51Thanks.
11:58Let's go home.
12:01First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact.
12:10Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful.
12:16Third, what the hell is this?
12:18It's a marriage contract.
12:21Sign it.
12:23I already did.
12:35Fine.
12:36Can I go now?
12:37Hold on.
12:38Where do you think you're going?
12:39We're living together from now on.
12:41You're coming home with me.
12:43I have to get my things.
12:50Okay.
12:51Well, then I'm coming with you.
12:53I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
12:56Not a single thing.
12:57Whatever.
13:06Shoes off.
13:07Come in if you want.
13:08Just don't touch anything.
13:10You're missing.
13:18Shit!
13:19Sorry, I got that thing came out of nowhere. I thought it was Chucky.
13:43How dare you?
13:45Ow, God, Jesus, stop it. I said I'm sorry.
13:49Oh, my poor petty.
13:59Ugh, you named that thing? Give me a fucking break.
14:03Ow!
14:05Yeah, don't worry. I'm leaving. All this perish toxicity levels are driving me crazy. I can't even breathe.
14:11Sorry for your loss.
14:12I'm sorry. I'll clean this all up, all right?
14:32God, God, please, I don't.
14:50Don't freak out. Do not freak out. I'll pay for all of this, all right?
14:54Come on.
14:55You're dead!
15:02This is not over!
15:14She's kind of cute.
15:41I'm so sorry.
15:43Until next time.
15:49Oh, come on.
15:51Come on.
16:02Hey!
16:03Bitch!
16:09Bitch!
16:10Who the hell are you?
16:16Wait, no!
16:17Fucking bitch!
16:18You ruined my wedding!
16:19Lisa left me because of you.
16:21You cheated!
16:22You deserve this, bastard!
16:23Get away from me!
16:24I'm calling you off!
16:25Stop pretending to be some saint!
16:30Um...
16:32Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
16:35You're just a gig worker.
16:36You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
16:39Hey, tell you what.
16:40How much for a night with me, huh?
16:42In your dreams, asshole!
16:46You know, I've always wondered.
16:48What color are your nipples, huh?
16:51Let go of me!
16:53Let go!
16:54Don't touch me!
16:55My husband's Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you!
16:59Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
17:03Please, why would he ever marry you?
17:06Right.
17:07I've posted so much crap about him, and I still think he'll come save me.
17:16Let go of me, bastard!
17:18Thaddeus.
17:20Stop!
17:22No!
17:28What?
17:29Fuck!
17:30Who the fuck do you think you are?
17:38He is actually coming.