- 7/4/2025
The Campus Heartrob And The Nerd 1 - Full
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00:01Sweetie, I know this is your dream, but college in a big city? I don't know. In your heart?
00:07Mom, I haven't had any issues in years. I'll be fine.
00:11Well, stay away from the bad students, or-
00:13Um, I'm gonna be late for registration.
00:15Just wait here, okay?
00:18Here. Oh, crap.
00:20Back off, pervert.
00:22Wow, the knight in shining armor does exist.
00:31Zach, you broke your watch.
00:33Great, you're one of them.
00:35You broke my watch?
00:36Pin this on me, you punks.
00:38Oh, yes.
00:39Alright, beautiful.
00:40Oh, look at this, you got your papers.
00:42I get into the math program next year, you're coming home.
00:48Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:52Are we witnessing history here?
00:54Zach-
00:55It's how it costs you.
00:56Three nickels?
00:59I'll forget about everything if you, uh-
01:04Yeah, you're right.
01:05No girl ever has done that to me.
01:07So consider me pretty intrigued.
01:10Every last cent, because I would rather bu-
01:14No, I'll get her back.
01:15I don't stick, even if you are.
01:17Zach Lloyd.
01:18Well, you know what, you want to go on my bed for two weeks.
01:21If not, you can have my new car.
01:22The Lambo?
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:24Alright.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Alright, you're on.
01:27Alright, let's do it.
01:28I'm from Riverside.
01:29Well, we're having a party.
01:30Forgot this.
01:31Hey!
01:32Did you accidentally pack your grandmother's wardrobe by Ms. West?
01:33What?
01:34What?
01:35What?
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01:56What?
01:57What?
01:58What?
01:59Huh?
02:00What?
02:01What?
02:02to kiss hazel and make it french wait what
02:14it's just a kiss
02:20okay
02:27one day nasty yes it was all just look at this a pathetic piece of trap is that any way to
02:37treat your new roommate get out of here you two get in the car get in the car
02:42for me look at you so cool
02:51sound yeah how sexy you look in that drink
03:12now there's a fire inside you smith
03:15are you a freshman too yeah i've heard
03:25yeah i'm fine did you two raid the walmart clearance okay hazel i'm used to it
03:34try it i'll make sure they pay
03:39i really did not see that coming
03:57seriously did you see the look on viola's face
04:01oh my god that is zach lloyd how do you know him
04:10what a sight to behold
04:27hey kind of like you usually doesn't care about anyone i'm gonna start wearing glasses
04:34oh my god she is so lucky
04:46hazel's mine now keep your hands
04:49hey boys clear up hey boys clear up
04:54black
04:59you're safe now it's all right
05:01where am i
05:02wow
05:02you got a good look at your eyes
05:07oh yeah we just had our first kiss
05:11how could you
05:11relax
05:12i was giving you a seat to freeze to death
05:14thanks
05:17worry about it
05:18looks better on you anyways
05:19same old routine
05:22huh zach
05:22i mean even the
05:24men's locker room's not off limits for your
05:26sh-
05:26lloyd here cleared the place out after
05:28punch
05:29i knew it
05:32hazel
05:33hey i thought i told you to stay away from me
05:38hey
05:39one second one second hey
05:42zach and i made this bet that if uh he doesn't make the swim
05:47room room
05:48right
05:49okay well um you two have fun with your
05:53not cool bro i'm not gonna make it too easy for you
05:56careful that
05:59has anybody told you we look good together
06:02those shoes they seem to get you into all these slippery
06:05oh um we met the other day i never got a chance to say thank you for picking up my
06:11block
06:11damn i'd let him bench press me anytime
06:26oh uh student right
06:39that's me
06:40stats major
06:41and uh professor warren actually mentioned you as well
06:44with a real talent for numbers
06:46he never mentioned how beautiful your eyes are
06:50shut up
06:52zach what are you doing here
06:57uh nothing
06:58nothing
06:59you uh got something in your nose
07:01i'm uh
07:01i'm just here to study
07:03this is uh what why bother studying when dad can just buy you a job out of college
07:12yeah that's a good point yeah this guy's pretty funny hey why don't you stay in your lane bro
07:16she's not used to chase
07:18i didn't know she came with the leash man
07:21hey stop it
07:22this is a library
07:24why do you two always have to make a scene
07:27we're not
07:27we're just hanging
07:28hey hold on
07:30look what she did
07:31i'm stuck in here
07:32hazel
07:37hazel hold up
07:39one second
07:39i don't have time for this
07:41why would you go to work another shift at the cafe
07:43hazel you are way too special of a girl
07:45to be going shift to shift at all these dead end jobs
07:47i can handle it
07:49i know you can handle it
07:50even a genius like you
07:52needs a break every once in a while
07:53alright
07:53come to a part of me tonight
07:56there's freshman party going on
07:58and uh
07:59if you come with me
08:00i'll knock off half of what you owe me for the watch
08:01and it'll just be fun
08:03it won't even be a date
08:04it'll just be like
08:05i don't know
08:06it'll be a good chance for us to blow off some steam
08:07what do you say
08:09come on
08:12fine
08:14oh these are nice
08:19like this one
08:21whatever
08:23i'm surprised you never went to the freshman welcome party
08:27you have been to a party before right
08:29of course i have
08:30what are we even doing here playing dress up
08:34uh yeah exactly
08:36hold on
08:37uh hold on i gotta take this
08:40uh pick out a dress
08:42i'll be right back
08:43excuse me
08:45do you have this in a size two
09:00college student you can't afford this
09:03and we don't do five finger discounts
09:06hey go rob another store you broke country trash
09:10why don't you let that go right now
09:12zach lloyd
09:13zach lloyd
09:13i didn't
09:15i didn't
09:15yeah she's with me
09:17you should uh apologize
09:19now
09:19i'm so sorry
09:21please
09:21forgive me
09:22great
09:23okay so why don't you grab uh
09:25every single one of those dresses
09:26just grab them all
09:28those are expensive right
09:30nice
09:32uh can we get a fitting on
09:34yes of course mr lloyd
09:35beautiful
09:36right this way miss
09:37after you
09:39he's so damn hot
09:44when he takes charge
09:45need a hand
09:57well
10:00what's taking so long
10:10do you have any idea how fucking sexy you are
10:16look at me
10:33the way i meet you next to next to me
10:36midnight you put me under your eyes
10:40up in your colors my mind is going crazy
10:43hold on
10:55all right you ready for the next sale
10:59what were you expecting something else
11:01no
11:02no no of course not
11:04okay
11:05all right
11:07who is this person
11:25someone needs to put that nerd hazel in her place
11:31she has no idea how lucky she is to be even rooming with me
11:34no i know right
11:35like who does she think she is
11:37there's only one queen in town and it's iola
11:39is she
11:40because i think hazel totally crushed you with volleyball tryouts
11:46rude
11:46and to be honest i wasn't even trying okay
11:49oh yeah sure
11:50oh my god
11:51who's that girl with zach
11:54she's
11:54fucking hot
11:57this isn't so bad
12:11good stuff
12:19want to pass me a beer
12:21thank you
12:25what is this place
12:39whoa
12:40who's this gorgeous lady i've never met
12:42she lost her glasses
12:45big whoop
12:46she's still just a nerd
12:47who's trying too hard
12:49nah
12:51she's hot
12:52transformed
12:53congrats bros
12:55your masterpiece
12:56she's always been a work of art to me
12:59let's go dance
13:01give it to me
13:16come on
13:31come on
13:33what are you so scared of
13:35i'm not afraid
13:37i'm just
13:40i'm not used to this
13:42remember when i told you that you had a fire inside of you
13:45you do
13:48you know you and me we're not that different
13:51you don't know me
13:53well why don't you give me a chance to really connect with you
13:58don't be scared
14:05don't be scared
14:14i'm not
14:16i'm not
14:17show me
14:23oh my god
14:34it's
14:35huge
14:36how do you hit it in here
14:41woohoo
14:45score Zach
14:46yeah man
14:47looks like the good girl act was just that
14:50yep
14:51just another filthy slut
14:53trying to land the rich guy
14:55hey
15:00hey
15:01hazel
15:09hey
15:11hi
15:12you all right
15:13you look a little
15:15rattled
15:17um
15:17i'm fine
15:19i
15:20i just
15:21tripped and fell again
15:23again
15:23thank you
15:24you want to go get some coffee
15:31i know a great spot nearby
15:33i'd love to
15:35do it
15:36looks like your ride is mine after all
15:47i don't lose anything to troy cooper
15:51i had no idea there was such a cute place on campus like this
16:02i needed it after the scene earlier
16:06yeah college can throw you off
16:08you know it's
16:10all about staying true to
16:12to who you are
16:13all right
16:14can you have some
16:16what is this your new thing
16:28just
16:29showing up where you're not wanted
16:31oh am i interrupting something
16:32oh i'm so sorry i had no idea
16:34cut it out you two
16:35what what is going on
16:36why are you always at each other's throats
16:38oh i mean it's like that sometimes with family
16:40wait
16:41what
16:43you two are brothers
16:46stepbrothers
16:47not by blood
16:48oh no yeah this is my big brother
16:50my big brother
16:52yeah
16:53but he actually hates the lloyd family name
16:55even though it's your mother
16:56who's the home wrecking whore
16:58right
16:59that's fucking enough dude
17:01what
17:01that's
17:02you want to do something
17:02you want to do something
17:03i'm out of here
17:04what what
17:04i'm fucking out
17:05what
17:05i'm fucking out
17:07what
17:07i'm fucking out
17:12what
17:12you're fucked
17:17huh
17:17stop it
17:20pete
17:20stop it
17:21just the truth
17:22huh
17:23just the truth
17:24don't listen to him
17:25it's not about
17:26it's not
17:27what
17:27is it not true
17:29is it not true
17:29that your gold digging mother
17:31seduced my father
17:32while my mom was dying
17:33on her deathbed
17:35oh did i just fucking imagine that
17:38no i don't think i did
17:43zach wait
17:50i had no idea he had been through all that
18:04maybe i judged him too quickly
18:06you know i never should have brought you to this party
18:10i knew it wasn't your thing
18:13i just
18:13i get so used to going to parties
18:16just trying to escape
18:18from my shitty fucking life
18:20i'm sorry
18:22i'm
18:23i'm sorry
18:24about your mom
18:25how did
18:28she
18:28she had heart problems
18:31she had heart problems
18:36it's okay
18:38it's okay
18:39i know what you're going through
18:42my dad died when i was little
18:44from a heart condition
18:45did your
18:49dad pass his heart condition on to you
18:52mine
18:55wasn't as bad though
18:56but
18:58my mom has been on edge
19:00ever since i was born
19:01even after everything was fixed
19:03she's just
19:04she's so overprotective
19:06it
19:07used to drive me crazy
19:08but
19:09i get it
19:10now
19:11losing my dad
19:13broke her
19:14losing me
19:14would destroy her
19:16yeah but hazel
19:18it's very sweet that you care about your mom
19:21but
19:21you can't live your life for her
19:23you deserve your own life
19:26i am
19:28living my own life now
19:29finally
19:29it's
19:31it's just a lot more trouble
19:33than i expected
19:34trouble
19:35by trouble do you mean me
19:38yeah
19:45yeah
19:45you're the trouble
19:47what do you say that we finish their dance
19:50let's go
20:01hey
20:12goodnight
20:17Hey, good night.
20:31I'll, uh, I'll see you around, okay?
20:33Yes, right there.
20:36Don't stop.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:39Well, I, uh, guess I'm crashing in the lounge again tonight.
20:44Yikes.
20:45Why don't you come crashing my place?
20:52Your place?
20:54I mean, but what about your roommate?
20:58I don't have a roommate.
21:02Oh, of course you don't, Master Lloyd.
21:07But, I mean, we just kissed.
21:11It's too fast.
21:12Take a deep breath.
21:14It's all right.
21:15Look, my apartment is just off campus, and I have an extra room.
21:20No funny stuff.
21:30Here.
21:31I'll be right back.
21:32This isn't an apartment.
21:37It's a palace.
21:41Here.
21:42You can, uh, wear this.
21:45Now, your bedroom is that way.
21:47There's a bathroom back there.
21:48There's fresh towels.
21:50Everything you need.
21:51Oh, no, it's fine.
21:53I'll just shower in the morning when I get back to campus.
21:55I'll be right back to the room.
21:56Suit yourself.
21:57Suit yourself.
22:01Hey, Hazel.
22:04Sleep tight.
22:05Nerd.
22:06um i was just wondering where i could get some water
22:29i um i didn't i didn't see anything
22:47you want to take another one
22:59she wants to be excited about
23:23no need to get it all done now
23:33oh yeah
23:37let's go get you that water
23:45got one shot of espresso for kelsey
23:49kelsey hi enjoy have a good day
23:53hey
23:55hey troy you want today's special
23:59hazel can we actually talk privately for a second
24:03it's about zach
24:07my mom didn't seduce zach's father
24:11she was a nurse
24:13and she took care of mrs lloyd when she was sick
24:17treated her like family
24:19it was zach's father who fell for my mom after his wife passed
24:23and zach misunderstood everything
24:27well did you try explaining that to him
24:29of course
24:31his dad made it clear that he was the one that started everything but
24:35zach wouldn't listen
24:37well i really hope you and zach can work things out someday
24:43stay away from zach
24:45he's not who you think he is
24:47back when we used to live together
24:49he would always come home late
24:51with lots of different girls
24:55people change troy
24:57no no listen i i just don't want you to get hurt
25:01look you have a bright future ahead of you hazel
25:05don't throw that away okay
25:07not for anyone
25:09i gotta go
25:11i gotta go
25:21are all the dirty nerds out here just trying to flirt with everyone now
25:27why did you do that
25:29you've really outdone yourself nerd
25:31zach's not good enough so now you have to crawl after troy cooper
25:33he's a friend
25:35and what are you even doing out here
25:37shouldn't you be summer scrubbing toilets
25:43hey
25:45i got you
25:47you okay
25:49you do this
25:51so what if i did
25:53clean it up
25:55what
25:57oh yeah
25:59made a big mess
26:01so clean it up
26:03go ahead
26:05take them up
26:07take them up
26:08like a big girl
26:09clean up your mess
26:10there you go
26:11go for it
26:13good job
26:15great
26:17good stuff
26:19i need you to take care of someone for me
26:29name your price
26:31are you okay
26:35stay away from zach
26:37he's not who you think he is
26:41hey
26:43well i'd have a headache too if i had two of the hottest guys in school chasing after me
26:51that's not funny jane
26:53all right all right
26:55but seriously
26:57who do you like more
26:59i don't know
27:09no
27:10hazel
27:11no
27:13calm down
27:14go
27:15get out
27:17i'm gonna get somebody
27:18no one can help you now you little bitch
27:20what's going on
27:21hey
27:22no
27:23no
27:24no
27:25get off me
27:26what do you want
27:27you know what i want babe
27:33you fucking nerd
27:35you can pay for that
27:37you can pay for that
27:39you can pay for that
27:40you can pay for your
27:41no
27:44no
27:45this will teach you not to fish in my car
27:46you want a bitch
27:47i might not carve away a smile on that pretty little face of yours
27:52no
27:53get away from me
27:54no
27:55no
27:56get away from me
27:58no
27:59no
28:00no
28:01no
28:02no
28:03no
28:04You don't want any part of this, kid.
28:15I got a knife.
28:18Get lost, kid.
28:21Get your fucking hands off of her.
28:31You okay?
28:32You okay?
28:34What's up?
28:38What happened to you?
28:41Watch out!
28:42Fuck!
29:01Come on, you asshole!
29:02Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:09Everything okay?
29:11Help!
29:12Help, somebody, help!
29:15Zach, you should really go to the hospital.
29:18At least the campus health center.
29:20I'll be okay.
29:21Hey, you got a first aid kit, right?
29:33If you wanted to get me shirtless, you could have just asked.
29:37Idiot.
29:46Hey, Hazel.
29:48What did Cooper tell you about me?
29:51Hey, let's just...
29:54What did Cooper tell you about me?
29:57He...
30:00Um...
30:01Let's just...
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