- 7/4/2025
The Jowa Collector Movie
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00I'm Luis
00:00:29Sabi nila, malakas daw ang sex appeal
00:00:32Literal na, makalaglag party
00:00:43And I'm proud of it
00:00:59And I'm proud of it
00:01:29And I'm proud of it
00:01:59Sorry, miss, sorry
00:02:03Sorry
00:02:04Ah, wait
00:02:10I'm Hazen
00:02:13And you are?
00:02:18Luis Miguel Mercado
00:02:20That you've been called
00:02:22Okay
00:02:23Marami akong diyowa
00:02:35Sabay-sabay
00:02:37Sa iba't-ibang course
00:02:41Sa University Belt
00:02:43Yes!
00:02:45May nag-aaral ng accounting
00:02:47Nursing
00:02:49Culinary arts
00:02:54Education
00:02:58Education
00:02:58Good boy
00:03:04Good boy
00:03:07Hello, my friend
00:03:08May nag-aaral ngayon
00:03:09May nag-aaral ngayon
00:03:09May nag-aaral ngayon
00:03:10May nag-aaral ngayon
00:03:10Kaya naman hanga silang lahat
00:03:19Nainggit
00:03:20Pumapalakpapin
00:03:21Dahan-dahan lang, baba
00:03:22Ah
00:03:24I'm coming, sweetie
00:03:30Ah
00:03:32Dahan-dahan lang, baba
00:03:34Ah
00:03:36Sarap-sarap, loves
00:03:38Sarap-sarap
00:03:40Ah
00:03:41Ah
00:03:42Ah
00:03:43Ah
00:03:44Ah
00:03:45Ah
00:03:46Ah
00:03:47Ah
00:03:48Ah
00:03:49Ah
00:03:50Ah
00:03:51Ah
00:03:52Ah
00:03:53Napagod daw, babe
00:03:54Sunod-sunod yung exams
00:03:56Napagod yung utaw kaka-review
00:03:58Ah
00:04:00Lagi ka na lang busy
00:04:02Last week, nag-workout ka
00:04:04Last last week, kararating mo lang sa out of town
00:04:07Lagi ka na lang pagod
00:04:08Nangihina
00:04:09Walang gana
00:04:11Syempre
00:04:12Araw-arawin mo ba naman mula lunas eh
00:04:15Don't worry, babe
00:04:17Next time, babawi ako sa'yo
00:04:19Ilang beses ko nang narinig yan?
00:04:24Okay, sige
00:04:26Next week, Monday, na schedule mo
00:04:28Para makapag-ipon ako ng lakas ng weekend
00:04:31Bakit?
00:04:32May iba ka pa bang inischedule?
00:04:35Hindi
00:04:36Hindi, syempre
00:04:37Hindi naman dapat
00:04:38Araw-araw magkita
00:04:39Hindi ba?
00:04:40Tsaka
00:04:41Inischedule ko
00:04:43Para
00:04:44Syempre, may ginagawa din ako
00:04:46Weekends na nga lang yung pahinga ko eh
00:04:49Tapos family bonding
00:04:51I hope you understand, babe
00:04:54Kailangan ko ang prioritize ang pag-aaral ko
00:04:57Otherwise
00:04:59Baka pagtigilin ako ng mga sapag-injo ako
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ako sorry, babe
00:05:06Sorry talaga
00:05:08Okay
00:05:09Okay na ako sa Monday
00:05:11I get's na kita
00:05:13I get's na kita
00:05:15Pero sa ngayon
00:05:16Ako nang bahanga sa'yo
00:05:17Pero sa ngayon
00:05:18Ako nang bahanga sa'yo
00:05:19Aho nam bahala sa'yo
00:05:21Pero sa'yo
00:05:23Sa'yo
00:05:25Aho nam bahala sa'yo
00:05:49Aho
00:05:51Aho
00:05:53Aho, labs, insarap
00:05:55Labs
00:05:57I love you, babe
00:05:59I love you
00:06:01Aho, sing about
00:06:05Aho
00:06:19Aho
00:06:21Aho
00:06:23Aho
00:06:25Aho
00:06:27Aho
00:06:29Aho
00:06:31A Vision
00:06:35And
00:06:37Aho
00:06:39Aho
00:06:41Aho
00:06:43Aho
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:07:15Oh, my God.
00:07:45Hey, pinabakante ko na yung Thursday para sa'yo.
00:07:48Tsaka, masisira kasi yung schedule.
00:07:51Friday?
00:07:52Ang traffic noon.
00:07:54Maubos lang oras natin sa taxi.
00:07:56Eh, di gawin natin sa taxi.
00:07:58Hindi ba mas exciting yun, loves?
00:08:00Kahit ano namang araw, exciting.
00:08:02Basta kasama kita, bae.
00:08:04Okay lang ako.
00:08:05Every day.
00:08:06You're so understanding talaga, bae.
00:08:09Thanks.
00:08:10Tara, pagmamalaki na sa markado.
00:08:11Okay lang, bae.
00:08:21Okay lang, bae.
00:08:36Totoo naman, eh.
00:08:38Anong year ka na ba?
00:08:40Third year, Moscow.
00:08:41Ba?
00:08:42May nabinguit na naman na ibang course.
00:08:45Ha?
00:08:46Wala.
00:08:46Kasi meron na siyang...
00:08:48Friends!
00:08:49Mga kaibigan ko sa iba't ibang major.
00:08:51Oo.
00:08:52Siyempre, alam mo naman, kailangan ko i-expand yung knowledge ko.
00:08:55Knowledge?
00:08:57Paano, hirap mag-maintain ng grades?
00:08:59Ay, lang shift ka na nga ulit.
00:09:01Gago.
00:09:02Naboboard lang ako, kaya ako nag-shift ng course.
00:09:05Naboboard o napupurol?
00:09:07Great.
00:09:09Uy, ang harsh nyo.
00:09:10Inahalap niya lang yung sarili niya at kung saan yung interest niya.
00:09:14Hindi na yung gayon, no?
00:09:16Ayun.
00:09:17Three years na siyang legaw.
00:09:19Huwag mo na silang pinag-iintindi, bae.
00:09:23Ingit lang yung mga yan kasi wala silang girlfriend nasing ganda mo.
00:09:26Ang hangin talaga niya.
00:09:29Bakit may girlfriend kayo?
00:09:33Malilo pa rin na rin.
00:09:35Ah, bae!
00:09:36Di ba may paso ko pa?
00:09:37Okay lang, bae!
00:09:39Natamada din ako pumaso.
00:09:40Ay, hindi!
00:09:40Ayoko namang isipin na bi-i ako, di ba?
00:09:43Pumaso ko na!
00:09:44Masamarin kasi yung pakiramdam ko eh.
00:09:45Sumasakit yung chango.
00:09:46Baka hindi kita mahatid, ha?
00:09:48Ha?
00:09:49Pero, bae!
00:09:49Si CR lang ako.
00:09:50Si CR lang ako.
00:09:51Di taraf hindi pa sinisya mo ni Moconi.
00:09:52Kasi alam mo, laging kasi sumasakit yung churn niya.
00:09:54Kung ano na kasi kinakain niya.
00:09:56Kaya, ang moods niya.
00:09:57Uy!
00:10:00Joey!
00:10:02Kanina ko pa tinitext si Luigi.
00:10:04Kasama niyo ba?
00:10:05Bae!
00:10:08Ha, bae?
00:10:09Bae!
00:10:09Ikaw talaga, mali yung pandinig buo po ka.
00:10:15Ang ginagawa mo dito?
00:10:16Tsaka, paano mo nalaman na nandito ako?
00:10:19Nagbahasakali lang ako.
00:10:20Dito ang tambayan niyo, di ba?
00:10:22Talagang si babe ko.
00:10:24Daig pa yung NBI kung mapag-imbestiga.
00:10:27Akala ko ba nilalagnat ka?
00:10:28Kaya hindi ka makalabas ng dormitory.
00:10:30Pinuntahan kita doon.
00:10:32Pero pumasok ka raw.
00:10:33Ah, medyo umu-okay na kasi ako.
00:10:36Eh, sayang naman kung a-absent ako, di ba?
00:10:39Sayang kayong matututunan.
00:10:41Ay, naku babe.
00:10:42Yan ang gusto ko sa'yo.
00:10:43Pero ito yung malaga i-studies mo.
00:10:45Kaya minsan, napapagayaan mo na.
00:10:50Babe, hindi naman.
00:10:51Estet babe.
00:10:53Gets ko naman, babe.
00:10:54And I'm so proud of you.
00:10:56Talaga, babe.
00:10:58Basta, babe, buko na-ulitin to, ha?
00:11:01Alam mo naman, ayoko na sinusurpresa ako, eh.
00:11:03Kasi baka ikaw ang masurpresa.
00:11:06Tado!
00:11:06Baka kasi gumagawa ko ng projects.
00:11:10Alam mo na.
00:11:12Ayoko namang hindi kita may entertain.
00:11:15Ang sweet mo.
00:11:17Ito nga pala yung pasalubong ko dapat.
00:11:20Uy, sarap na ito.
00:11:22Di ba masakit yun siya, nyo?
00:11:25Papay.
00:11:28Pasensya mo na sila, amiga.
00:11:29Malayan talaga sila, eh.
00:11:31Ah, PG.
00:11:32Kahit puisit tong mga tropa ko,
00:11:34sila naman nagsasalba sa akin
00:11:35pag malapit na akong mabuking.
00:11:38Tawag sa akin ng tropa,
00:11:40the Jowa Collector sa University Belt.
00:11:44Kada campus, may jowa ko.
00:11:46Sila ang achievements ko.
00:11:48Mga tropeyo.
00:11:49Ang nagbibigay ng fulfillment sa pagkatao ko.
00:11:52At pagkalalaki.
00:12:05Paragay!
00:12:22He's my girlfriend.
00:12:22He's Susie.
00:12:28Girlfriend mo.
00:12:29Oo.
00:12:31Oo.
00:12:42Di ba?
00:12:43Parang wala lang mo kami na balita
00:12:44na may pinapormahan tong mokong na to.
00:12:46Banget?
00:12:47Kailangan ko bang ipang nalandakan sa inyo?
00:12:51Naninigurado alam.
00:12:52Sasabihin mo kapag sinimit ka na.
00:12:53Oo nga.
00:12:54Ano nga kalam ako?
00:12:56Saan mo ito ba talaga yan?
00:13:00Bakit hindi?
00:13:02Hindi kayo bagay.
00:13:04Ganda-ganda mo.
00:13:06Tapos tignan mo yan,
00:13:08mukhang di naliligop.
00:13:09Huh?
00:13:09Di daw naliligop!
00:13:10Oo!
00:13:11Diyak ko lang bako ko lang dito.
00:13:12Bako ko pala eh.
00:13:14Buta pete!
00:13:15O bakit?
00:13:16Mas gapo naman ako kaya sa...
00:13:18O?
00:13:18Saan kapag tuturo nito?
00:13:21O dito!
00:13:21O kay Alan!
00:13:21Ayan!
00:13:22Fuck you!
00:13:23O fuck you pala!
00:13:27Teka nga.
00:13:29Ligyan na nga kayo.
00:13:31Diba?
00:13:31Hindi naman ako tumitingin sa itsure eh.
00:13:33Importante sakin,
00:13:35baet at mahal ako.
00:13:39Mahal mo ba siya?
00:13:41Naman!
00:13:42Hindi ko yung tinatanong!
00:13:43Saan saan ka?
00:13:47Sakto lang.
00:13:50Sakto lang!
00:13:51Sakto pa!
00:13:51Sakto lang!
00:13:52Narinig niyo?
00:13:53Bobo ka ba?
00:13:55Alam mo ba ibig sabihin na sakto lang?
00:13:57Hindi pa 100% sure.
00:14:00Kayang kaya ka pang ipagpalit niyan.
00:14:02Mas bobo ka!
00:14:03Yung sakto lang,
00:14:05walang labis,
00:14:06walang ulang!
00:14:08Magmamahal ka nalang kulang-kulang ba?
00:14:11Dina,
00:14:11dun na ako sa sobra-sobra.
00:14:13Akamok!
00:14:13Hahaha!
00:14:14Hahahaha!
00:14:15Kung na pwede, pare.
00:14:17Lupit mo din, no?
00:14:19Madyakpat ka dito kay Susa.
00:14:21Isipin mo kung tumunan ako,
00:14:22madyakpat eh, no?
00:14:23Of course!
00:14:24Diba?
00:14:24Dab?
00:14:25Ano ka ngayon?
00:14:27Tululaway ka sa jowa ko, no?
00:14:29Kago,
00:14:30wala pang tatalo sa akin.
00:14:31Maghintay ka.
00:14:33Talo kita.
00:14:34Hm.
00:14:34Madyakpat ka dito kay Susa.
00:15:04Susi.
00:15:08Oh!
00:15:09Hindi mo kasama yung barkada mo?
00:15:11Ikaw,
00:15:12hindi mo kasama si Joey?
00:15:14Hindi.
00:15:15Tsaka,
00:15:15ayoko naman na lagi siyang kasama, no?
00:15:17Eww.
00:15:21Inadbalata sa FB, ah?
00:15:23Ah,
00:15:23talaga.
00:15:24Taka.
00:15:25Sige,
00:15:25accept kita.
00:15:26Sabi mo yan, ah?
00:15:27Oo,
00:15:28wait lang.
00:15:30Ayan,
00:15:31na-accept na kita.
00:15:33Ayun!
00:15:34Oo nga.
00:15:36Thank you, ah.
00:15:37Anong alaman.
00:15:40Sophie!
00:15:42Oh!
00:15:43Sige, ah!
00:15:44May lakad pa kasi kami, eh.
00:15:46Una na kami.
00:15:47Friend mo?
00:15:49Ah,
00:15:50si Marla.
00:15:53Hi.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:55Ah,
00:15:56sige,
00:15:56una na kami, ah.
00:15:57May lakad pa kami, eh.
00:15:58Ah, sige.
00:15:59Ingat, ingat, ingat.
00:16:00Sige, ingat, ingat.
00:16:01Ah.
00:16:03Ewan ko ba?
00:16:04First time kong naramdaman na sa baba, eh.
00:16:07Inlove na ata ako.
00:16:09Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:12Ah, ah.
00:16:14Ah, ah.
00:16:18Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:19Ah, ah.
00:16:20Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:20Ah, ah.
00:16:21Ah, ah.
00:16:21Ah, ah.
00:16:22Ah, ah.
00:16:23Ah, ah.
00:16:23Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:24Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:26Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:27Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:28Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:29Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:30Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:31Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:32Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:33Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:34Ah, ah, ah.
00:16:35Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:36Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:37Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:38Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:39Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:41Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:43Oh!
00:16:45Yes!
00:16:47Oh, my God!
00:16:49Oh, my God!
00:16:51Oh, my God!
00:16:53Oh, my God!
00:17:09Wala ka na namang gana.
00:17:11Huwag mo sabihin, andami mo na namang ginagawa.
00:17:15I was thinking about this project, babe.
00:17:18I was thinking about it.
00:17:21It was the last mission.
00:17:24Hey, no!
00:17:26That's why I'm your project.
00:17:28I'm going to die for you.
00:17:45Pwede ba kitang ma-invite?
00:17:53Kape-kape lang.
00:18:05Ang ganda dito, no?
00:18:07Fresh, tsaka matahimik.
00:18:11I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:14With you.
00:18:20Agad-agad.
00:18:24I'm serious.
00:18:26I think I'm in love with you.
00:18:30Paano si...
00:18:33Si Joey?
00:18:37Sasabihin mo ba?
00:18:39Syempre hindi.
00:18:40What I mean is...
00:18:42siyempre nililigawan mo ako na joan ang barkada mo.
00:18:51Kung mahal mo siya, lalayo ang kita.
00:18:55Pero kung hindi,
00:18:58nalaban ako.
00:18:59Nalaban ako.
00:19:04Mahal mo ba siya?
00:19:05Hmm.
00:19:06Paano si mela.
00:19:07Sao su are.
00:19:08Mmm.
00:19:09Ma...
00:19:10Uhm...
00:19:16Ma...
00:19:17Ha!
00:19:18Ma...
00:45:49Thank you,
00:48:49Thank you,
00:51:19Thank you,
00:54:19Thank you,
01:00:18Thank you,
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