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1968; Cliff sings Good Times, Better Times and with Cilla The Look Of Love/Walk On By and with Cilla and Dickie Henderson Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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01:58I said, hey, look what it's coming up, the road says.
02:20Thank you very much, and thank you for joining us.
02:23We're really going to have a lot of fun this week.
02:25That's it, we can fit it all in.
02:26I don't know if you were watching last week, but they faded me out.
02:30Oh, they did.
02:31There was I singing Step Inside, love.
02:34And you were watching Robert MacDoodle reading the news.
02:38Well, if he does it again to me this week, I'm not going to buy any more of his flour.
02:46Put that in your bag and grade your grains.
02:49Anyway, you've all seen him, haven't you?
02:52And I'm dying to bring him back on again.
02:54Ladies and gentlemen, Cliff Richard.
03:05Oh, Cliff, I think you're lovely.
03:07Oh, you were just saying that.
03:08I know.
03:09No, I do.
03:09I think you're lovely, and thank you very much for coming on the show.
03:12It's nice to have you on the show.
03:13It's nice to be here.
03:14I've heard tell that you're very observant.
03:19I hadn't noticed.
03:21Well, that's good for a start, isn't it?
03:23Eh?
03:23They have.
03:24Actually, we've been doing an observation test all day, and they tried it out on me,
03:29and I was absolutely hopeless.
03:31So I thought I'd try it out on you.
03:33Go on, then.
03:33Can you tell me how much actual money you've got in your pocket?
03:38No.
03:38But listen, don't talk about money.
03:41Not with, uh, Dickie Henderson on the show.
03:45Why?
03:45Is he, uh...
03:46Is he mean, then?
03:48Is he?
03:49Look, the only reason why he hasn't got the first shilling he ever earned is because he
03:53bought a purse with it.
03:55No.
03:56Did I hear somebody mentioning money?
03:58Scylla mentioned money.
04:05Oh, good.
04:06I thought we'd have to wait till after the show before we got paid.
04:09Oh, you do.
04:10The thing is, we're just having an observation test.
04:12You see, I was testing Cliff.
04:14I asked him how much.
04:15Did he know how much actual money he had in his pocket?
04:17And I couldn't tell her.
04:18No.
04:19Oh, you?
04:19You've got ÂŁ3.80 and a sixpence.
04:22Why'd you know that?
04:24Well, I have a very good ear for money, you see, and in the dressing room, before the
04:28show, you transferred all your money from your lounge suit to your dinner suit.
04:31Hi, but I don't remember you being in the dressing room at the time.
04:34I dress next door, but the walls are very thin.
04:37Actually, that's very clever.
04:39But do you know how much actual money you've got in your pocket?
04:41Of course.
04:42Sixteen and eightpence evening.
04:44You're sure of that, are you?
04:46Absolutely.
04:46Sixteen and eightpence evening.
04:49That's the purse.
04:54That's the first time I've seen one of those in a purse.
04:57One of what?
04:58Moth balls.
05:04Whoops.
05:06I forgot to switch the alarm off.
05:08Here we are.
05:09Hold out your hand, Scylla.
05:11Ten shillings.
05:13Twelve.
05:14Fourteen.
05:15Sixteen.
05:17Sixteen and six.
05:18Sixteen and seven.
05:19Sixteen and eight.
05:20Sixteen and eightpence.
05:23Shut the doors.
05:24I've been robbed.
05:24Diggie Henderson-Armish.
05:28Moth balls.
05:28It's not everything, you know?
05:30You try and convince Roy Jenkins of that.
05:32Who wants to be a millionaire?
05:38We don't.
05:39Have flashy flunkies everywhere?
05:42We don't.
05:43Who wants the mother of a country, a state?
05:47A country, a state is something I hate.
05:51Who wants to woe a wind champagne?
05:54I do.
05:55And who wants a supersonic plane?
05:58I do.
06:00Who wants the model, sweetie, pooh?
06:02And who?
06:03I don't.
06:03And I don't.
06:05Well, look, you live your life, I'll live mine, all right?
06:07I'll tell you why.
06:08I want to be a millionaire.
06:11Well, we don't.
06:12I want uranium to spare.
06:15We don't.
06:17I want to travel on a fantastic yacht.
06:20Do we want a fantastic yacht?
06:22No, we do not.
06:24But who wants two records in the charts?
06:28We do.
06:29Who wants to play a romantic part?
06:32We do.
06:33Who wants their own TV series, too?
06:36I do.
06:37And I do.
06:38You think like I think, too.
06:40All right.
06:41We don't want a million, fifty thousand, but we'll do as long as we have to.
06:51We don't want a million, fifty thousand, but we'll do as long as we have to.

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