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Sustituta Secreta para el Rey de la Mafia en Español
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00:00:00You must be the tool.
00:00:02Tool for what?
00:00:04Oh, stop it, Vanessa!
00:00:06I was in surgery, selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt, and you're cheating on me?
00:00:11You're pregnant.
00:00:12Who's the father?
00:00:14Out of all the sperm to get, I got Marcella Levine's, the most terrifying criminal in the country.
00:00:19You're about to spend the next nine months here raising my aunt.
00:00:22You think that you can just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed to say thank you?
00:00:27Our unborn child will have enemies that will stop in nothing if you kill him.
00:00:33I suspect she's not even Mafia.
00:00:36I want to know who his new little plaything is.
00:00:40No, I'm pregnant!
00:00:44The Levine blood is inside of me now.
00:00:47I will protect you with my life, I swear.
00:00:50For a man who kills people, he's so gentle.
00:00:54I'll give Dawn Levine a chance, but only because you deserve a father.
00:00:59Can we really trust an outsider to the Mafia?
00:01:02She isn't a nobody.
00:01:04I've chosen her.
00:01:05The eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable, Ms. Peters.
00:01:23But why does a senior in college need so much cash?
00:01:27I just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition.
00:01:31Tuition?
00:01:32I guess we'll have to harvest all of them then.
00:01:36I've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day, but the money from my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:44Whatever it takes.
00:01:46Don Levine's here?
00:01:57Did he get shot again?
00:01:59Nope.
00:02:00He's here to make a secret baby.
00:02:02The heir to the Levine Mafia kingdom.
00:02:05Hmm.
00:02:06I wish I could be his surrogate.
00:02:07That man owns four Lambos, two NFL teams, and every criminal in the country is afraid of him.
00:02:17He is so sexy.
00:02:19No, you don't.
00:02:21That man doesn't know how to love.
00:02:23He's a cold-blooded killer.
00:02:24You stay away from him.
00:02:27I need a room to fill this with my sperm.
00:02:30All our rooms are booked today.
00:02:31Maybe you can come back tomorrow.
00:02:35Did you just tell me what to do?
00:02:36Oh, right this way, Mr. Levine.
00:02:40There's tools in here to help you with your sperm collection.
00:02:45Good girl.
00:02:45What the...
00:02:57What the...
00:03:11You must be the tool.
00:03:19The tool for what?
00:03:22My sperm's not going to collect itself.
00:03:25Better start working.
00:03:27I, uh, take a while to finish.
00:03:29You...
00:03:36That's a Mafia symbol.
00:03:40You're a murderer!
00:03:41Stop wasting time.
00:03:43I wonder what Mafia men are into.
00:03:57Oh, stop it, Vanessa.
00:04:07I'm not a tool.
00:04:09And the nurse accidentally double-booked this room.
00:04:10My apologies.
00:04:16But, uh, you mind if I stay and take care of myself?
00:04:21Thanks.
00:04:24Whatever.
00:04:25If I didn't need the money, then I would have never come to a shady clinic like this.
00:04:28Please, please, please let me never run into that psycho again.
00:04:43I guess this is an insemination now.
00:04:45So you are Dom Levine's surrogate.
00:04:58Good luck, sweetheart.
00:04:59I've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day, but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much.
00:05:15Get it together, Vanessa.
00:05:17It'll be worth it.
00:05:20Marcus will be debt-free.
00:05:22Build a life together.
00:05:23You don't need kids anyways.
00:05:41Shit.
00:05:42Why are you here?
00:05:44Marcus, what the hell are you doing?
00:05:46I thought you were supposed to be at the doctor's or something.
00:05:54I was in surgery.
00:05:56Selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt and you're...
00:05:59You're cheating on me?
00:06:00What?
00:06:01Marcus can't have a little bit of fun?
00:06:03He's a new dad, you know.
00:06:05That's a lot of stress on top of football.
00:06:08A new dad?
00:06:09Marcus, what is she talking about?
00:06:16You told me that you didn't want kids.
00:06:20You probably just didn't want to have them with you.
00:06:22Who'd want your dorky-ass jeans?
00:06:26Vanessa, I never wanted anything serious.
00:06:30I gotta start prepping for the NFL.
00:06:32What does that have to do with anything?
00:06:34You promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the NFL.
00:06:38You mean like this one?
00:06:41Marcus is gonna be a football superstar, honey.
00:06:44The media doesn't want to see him with you, a boring, broke, nobody who's too ugly to even look at.
00:06:53Here, have some of the money from your eggs back.
00:06:57Keep it for an abortion, in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you.
00:07:04Oh, wait.
00:07:06You can't get pregnant anymore.
00:07:11Don't touch you, you freak.
00:07:13What the hell are you still here anyways?
00:07:16I don't care about you.
00:07:18I gave up my ability to have children for you.
00:07:23Hey, that's my money.
00:07:26No.
00:07:27This money is from the eggs that I gave up before I knew that you were a lying scumbag to think that I wanted your kids.
00:07:33Fuck you.
00:07:33Well, get back to you, you crazy bitch!
00:07:39Please, there has to be something left.
00:07:41For the hundredth time, you sold all your eggs.
00:07:44You don't have any more.
00:07:46Wait.
00:07:48Wait a second.
00:07:50They're all there.
00:07:51What?
00:07:52Your eggs.
00:07:54They're all there.
00:07:55You just can't use them because you're pregnant.
00:08:05Trafficking children, huh?
00:08:08You're a fucking disgrace to this family.
00:08:10Am I done?
00:08:11Can't you see I'm busy with this asshole?
00:08:13I'm afraid it's urgent.
00:08:14We just received a call from the clinic.
00:08:16They finally found a surrogate?
00:08:18Our mafia looks weak without an air.
00:08:21Sir.
00:08:22Your sample was used by mistake.
00:08:25You don't know who the woman is.
00:08:27How the hell did this happen?
00:08:29I didn't approve anyone yet.
00:08:31I'm sorry, my daughter.
00:08:32I'm sure the hospital just made a mistake.
00:08:33I think...
00:08:33I guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake then.
00:08:39Pregnant?
00:08:42I'm still in college.
00:08:44I can't have a child.
00:08:46Who's the father?
00:08:47I can go check on the father's identity for you.
00:08:49We could always terminate, ma'am.
00:08:54I was so scared when I thought I couldn't have children.
00:08:59I won't get rid of you.
00:09:01You're all I have now.
00:09:04Even if I have to pull all-nighters.
00:09:07We need to find this woman and bring her into questioning.
00:09:10This could be a ploy from a rival mafia to blackmail me.
00:09:13Don, I strongly advise against any rash decisions.
00:09:18This woman is pregnant with your child and...
00:09:21And I'm the world's most dangerous criminal.
00:09:23My enemies will stop and nothing to bring me down.
00:09:27We can't trust her.
00:09:28You're safe.
00:09:37Not even the world's most dangerous criminal can keep you from me.
00:09:46Well, who is it?
00:09:48Who's the father of my child?
00:09:50Have you heard of the Levine Mafia?
00:09:51Sir, you can't be in here.
00:10:12What the hell is going on?
00:10:20What are you doing here?
00:10:25That's a Levine inside of you.
00:10:28This child is mine.
00:10:32And that...
00:10:33Makes you mine.
00:10:43No.
00:10:44I remember you.
00:10:46You psycho.
00:10:47You're not taking my child just because you're in some kind of mafia.
00:10:52The father of my kid, look, he's right here.
00:10:54He's...
00:10:54How much for you to hand over the rights to my child?
00:11:04My baby isn't for sale.
00:11:07Go pay someone else.
00:11:09My sperm is priceless.
00:11:11Every woman in this city wants to add my child.
00:11:14Yeah, not me.
00:11:16Now just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child.
00:11:20Then we can forget we ever met.
00:11:22You don't scare me.
00:11:24I'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you.
00:11:32Slap me one more time.
00:11:34I dare you.
00:11:45The Levine blood is inside of you now.
00:11:48I will protect you with my life, I swear.
00:11:53I have enemies.
00:11:55Heartless enemies.
00:11:56I would love to have their way with an innocent girl like you.
00:12:06And worse.
00:12:08Are you threatening me?
00:12:11I'm not the threat.
00:12:15Inside of you is the heir to the Levine crime syndicate.
00:12:19Our unborn child will have enemies that will stop in nothing to kill him.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28Good.
00:12:29You're getting it now.
00:12:33My lawyer Antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements.
00:12:36Arrangements.
00:12:37An arrangement.
00:12:49I can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss.
00:12:52I haven't even graduated college.
00:12:54I'm so sorry, Miss Peters.
00:12:58I don't know how we screwed up this badly.
00:13:02Out of all the sperm to get,
00:13:04I got Marcella Levine's, the most terrifying criminal in the country.
00:13:08He's not going to stop until he takes my baby.
00:13:12What am I supposed to do?
00:13:14Miss Peters, I don't think he'll hurt you.
00:13:17You're the mother of his child.
00:13:19He has to protect you.
00:13:21What about after I give birth to his child?
00:13:23What happens to me then?
00:13:25I don't know.
00:13:27But for now, you need to keep yourself safe from the Don's enemies.
00:13:31And keep your pregnancy a secret.
00:13:33What?
00:13:38Antoine, I need you to find out everything about this woman, Vanessa Peters.
00:13:46Where she lives, who she works for,
00:13:49and what kind of lingerie she wears.
00:13:52And then erase all of it.
00:13:53With my child now inside of her,
00:13:55she has officially become my greatest witness.
00:13:58No one can find out that she's not mafia.
00:14:01Make her a new identity.
00:14:02And then track her.
00:14:04Make sure she doesn't get too far off if she tries to run away.
00:14:08As happy as I am to have you,
00:14:15you cannot have come at a worse time.
00:14:18I need to find a place to sleep tonight.
00:14:29I don't want to use this dirty mafia money,
00:14:31but there's no way I'm staying at that asshole Marcus's place tonight.
00:14:34What you got that beautiful?
00:14:41Um, nothing.
00:14:46Only one way a girl as pretty as you gets this kind of cash.
00:14:49Why don't you show us a good time next, sweetheart?
00:14:52We might be able to let you keep a few dollars.
00:14:54I don't know who that is.
00:14:59I don't know who that is.
00:15:15Hey God.
00:15:30Who's the father?
00:15:33Is it Don Marcelo Levine?
00:15:36Lloyd, we hit the jackpot with you.
00:15:38I swear I don't know who that is.
00:15:39Stop lying.
00:15:44Let her go.
00:15:58Close your eyes for this.
00:16:00Wait, wait.
00:16:01Don't shoot.
00:16:04Don Levine.
00:16:05We were going to bring it back to you.
00:16:08I swear.
00:16:09Safe and sound.
00:16:13He's lying.
00:16:17I know.
00:16:28Get this trash out of here.
00:16:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:38Please, wait.
00:16:42You're going to watch a lot of people die now.
00:16:45Especially now that you're pregnant with the heir to the Mafia Empire.
00:16:50Just take me to the hospital.
00:16:52Guys, get the car ready.
00:16:53We're taking her to the safe house.
00:16:55What?
00:16:55No.
00:16:56Come on.
00:16:57Come on.
00:16:57Let's go.
00:16:57Come on.
00:17:05Where am I?
00:17:10These aren't my clothes.
00:17:22Hello?
00:17:24Help!
00:17:25Let me help, please!
00:17:26Somebody help!
00:17:27Looks like you got your strength back.
00:17:29You think my DNA inside of you.
00:17:39Let me out now!
00:17:42You almost lost my baby.
00:17:45Is my baby still alive?
00:17:46Our baby's fine.
00:17:48The doctors barely saved you both.
00:17:52Are you ready to listen now?
00:17:54You can't handle being alone with a Mafia baby inside of you.
00:17:57If my men weren't following you...
00:18:00You were following me?
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:01You're welcome.
00:18:03No.
00:18:04You think that you can just keep me hostage just because I'm having your baby and I'm supposed
00:18:07to say thank you?
00:18:17You're not afraid of me.
00:18:20How unique.
00:18:23So I'll just have to train you to obey me then.
00:18:27Stop playing games, asshole.
00:18:47You're about to spend the next nine months here raising my air.
00:18:51Don't make things difficult for yourself.
00:18:53Don't make the games.
00:18:55Let me in.
00:18:56Let me taste the darkness in you.
00:19:01No one seeks me like you.
00:19:04You ask me to strain you.
00:19:07To burn you.
00:19:08To haunt you.
00:19:09So you feel subdued in me now.
00:19:14Why did you?
00:19:16He got documents to sign.
00:19:19Get changed.
00:19:24He's close fit now, but in a few months.
00:19:33Get out.
00:19:35I'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy.
00:19:38Back off! I don't care if you know the Versace's.
00:19:44My baby's inside of you.
00:19:47That means I get to look at you, touch you, and do whatever I want to you.
00:19:57Plus, my tail only speaks Italian.
00:20:01You really want to walk around my men in only a robe?
00:20:04Fine, but only because I need your clothes.
00:20:07Not because I don't think that you're a prick.
00:20:09Go ahead.
00:20:14I want my woman's clothes to look perfect.
00:20:31For a man who kills people, he's so gentle.
00:20:37Don.
00:20:42You can change now.
00:20:44Aren't you going to leave?
00:20:46I'm enjoying the view.
00:20:48Whatever.
00:20:51I'm too tired for this.
00:20:53I don't think that that's his gun pressing into me.
00:21:14Calm down when you're done.
00:21:16Stop telling me what to do!
00:21:27$8,000?
00:21:32Permission to speak my mind, sir.
00:21:45Can we really trust an outsider to the Mafia not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check?
00:21:51A baby with the real Mafia heiress could create a strong alliance with one of the major families.
00:21:57What are you suggesting I do, Antoine?
00:22:00Kill my unborn child?
00:22:02Stop listening to your heart.
00:22:05It's the smart thing to do.
00:22:07Plus, a girl like that, she can't handle the-
00:22:10Enough!
00:22:12Say those words again, and I'll rip your fucking tongue out.
00:22:17Yes, boss!
00:22:22She isn't a nobody.
00:22:24I've chosen her.
00:22:29If anyone has a problem with that, they can go through me.
00:22:33Problem with what?
00:22:42Answer me.
00:23:01It's none of your business, darling.
00:23:03Last time I checked, I had your business growing inside of me.
00:23:07No more hiding things.
00:23:09Fine.
00:23:10If you insist.
00:23:12To take a blood oath.
00:23:22You're not cutting me with that!
00:23:26We can discuss that after your pregnancy.
00:23:29But you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses.
00:23:35What?
00:23:40It's fine.
00:23:43Just because I'm pregnant with your baby doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you.
00:23:47I won't be a part of a family of murderers!
00:23:49It's a little too late for that, don't you think?
00:23:52Besides, you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you.
00:23:56Following the birth of a living heir, Mrs. Peters would be provided with paid living expenses of up to $2.3 million a year for full custody of her child?
00:24:08What?
00:24:09What am I?
00:24:12What am I?
00:24:13Some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up while I squeeze out babies for you?
00:24:18My 10-acre Spanish villa is hardly a barn.
00:24:22And all of this could be yours.
00:24:26Once I take care of a few problems standing in my way, I'll build an empire.
00:24:34And you'll be my queen.
00:24:36Screw that.
00:24:37I don't want my child to grow up without murderers.
00:24:43You're right.
00:24:45You are dealing with murderers.
00:24:48And the only option you have is to trust the only person who has a reason to keep you alive.
00:24:54If my enemies found out that you were in mafia, they would go after everything and everyone that you love.
00:25:02Do you really want to see your mommy and daddy jumped into tiny little pieces?
00:25:07No!
00:25:09Then do it for them.
00:25:13Do it for your child.
00:25:15And as for your opinions, we can work on that.
00:25:21We might do illegal things.
00:25:26But we're not evil.
00:25:33Change yourself.
00:25:36Yes.
00:25:39So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
00:25:41Never point that in me.
00:26:00A gun? I don't want a gun!
00:26:02I don't care what you want.
00:26:04The mother of my child is going to be able to protect herself.
00:26:06I'm a student. I don't know how. I've never shot a gun before.
00:26:13I'll teach you.
00:26:15You don't become a mafia boss without learning how to be the best knife ever.
00:26:21Here.
00:26:23Good.
00:26:25Relax. Good.
00:26:27Breathe. Square your shoulders.
00:26:29Hey.
00:26:31Be tense.
00:26:33Breathe. Here we go. Good.
00:26:34Good. Good.
00:26:35Ready?
00:26:37Now shoot.
00:26:39Shoot!
00:26:47I did that!
00:26:48I told you.
00:27:04I intend on keeping you and her child safe with everything in my power.
00:27:11Have the contract signed this evening and give it to Antoine.
00:27:13Wait, I still need a minute to think about this.
00:27:18You can think about it while you're moving into the mansion.
00:27:25Wait, how did you guys get my stuff?
00:27:28Your boss is an asshole.
00:27:30Whether I like it or not, I have to accept that your father is in the mafia.
00:27:37You told me that you didn't want kids.
00:27:40You probably just didn't want to have them with you.
00:27:43Who'd want your dorky ass jeans?
00:27:45I'll give Dawn Levine a chance.
00:27:46But only because you deserve a father, even if he's a ruthless criminal.
00:28:03Even if he's a ruthless criminal.
00:28:20Mr. Levine!
00:28:21Mr. Levine!
00:28:31I'll agree to sign your contract.
00:28:34It's quick for someone so stubborn.
00:28:37But I'm not surprised.
00:28:38You're not?
00:28:39No.
00:28:40Levines always get what they want.
00:28:45On one condition.
00:28:47I want something too.
00:28:48You don't make the orders.
00:28:50I'm not going to sit around all day like the world's comfiest prisoner.
00:28:53If I'm going to be having your baby, then I get to leave whenever I'd like.
00:28:56You can go wherever you like.
00:28:58Great!
00:28:59I plan on finishing my degree.
00:29:01As long as my security's by yourself.
00:29:04What? Security? At school?
00:29:07I'm already going to be pregnant.
00:29:08I don't need more attention being drawn to me from a bodyguard.
00:29:12Then I'll go undercover with you.
00:29:13You wouldn't.
00:29:15You don't make the rules happen.
00:29:17So if you really want that degree so badly, then I'm coming with you.
00:29:22You don't want that degree so badly.
00:29:24Then I'm coming with you.
00:29:41Yes, Donna Bean.
00:29:42I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
00:29:52Well, does a dorm room have heated floors?
00:29:55A sauna?
00:29:57A masseuse at your call?
00:29:58Point taken.
00:30:00That should be all of it.
00:30:02If you need anything, let Antoine know.
00:30:06Oh, and...
00:30:08And...
00:30:10If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself,
00:30:14the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
00:30:18It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
00:30:22Especially from Anita.
00:30:24I can try. Who's Anita?
00:30:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:26You must, okay?
00:30:28And...
00:30:30She's my head of housekeeping.
00:30:32She has a soft spot for my ex, Lydia.
00:30:34The Costello family's daughter.
00:30:36And, uh, she wants me to take her back after she cheated on me.
00:30:39Obviously, that's not going to happen.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:46Here she comes.
00:30:47I need a mafia 101.
00:30:53Anita.
00:30:55Buongiorno.
00:30:57Senor.
00:31:01I see you have a guest.
00:31:04Will she be staying long?
00:31:06Anita.
00:31:08This is my fiancée, Vanessa.
00:31:10Please make sure she's comfortable.
00:31:12Fiancée?
00:31:14But...
00:31:15But you've never brought her around.
00:31:17Are you questioning me?
00:31:19No, senore.
00:31:23Hi, I'm Vanessa Peters.
00:31:25Peters?
00:31:28I've never heard of a Peters family in the mafia.
00:31:32Uh, it's...
00:31:34It's not.
00:31:35Why would the boss bring a non-mafia like you home?
00:31:41What's going on here?
00:31:46Uh, Peters.
00:31:48It's a fake name.
00:31:50I had to change my identity.
00:31:51My family is under investigation.
00:31:53And which family would that be?
00:31:55I can't tell you that.
00:31:57I'll just be going now.
00:31:58I can take my own things.
00:32:00A true mafia heiress would never dream of picking up her own bags.
00:32:05Right.
00:32:06I knew that.
00:32:07Which is why you should hurry up and get someone else to do it, so...
00:32:09I don't have to.
00:32:11I know a lying skank when I see one.
00:32:14She must have fooled Don Levine somehow.
00:32:16And now she's after the family's fortune.
00:32:19I'll expose this gold-digging whore if it's the last thing I do.
00:32:24Not so fast, Miss Peters.
00:32:25Anton has informed me that you will be accompanying Don Levine to each of the major houses.
00:32:37Then you will need to be briefed on each of the most powerful Dons.
00:32:41So...
00:32:43Don Levine is running for mafia president?
00:32:46I'm sure he could explain it to me.
00:32:49Please.
00:32:50He's too busy to babysit you.
00:32:54This will be a perfect opportunity for me to test...
00:32:58Refresh your table etiquette as an heiress.
00:33:02Crap.
00:33:03Where's Marcelo?
00:33:04I'm going to give everything away.
00:33:05After you, madam.
00:33:15The Levine clan is one of the oldest families dating back to the 19th century.
00:33:21For such an old family to have survived this long, the Levines have had to be ruthless, cold-blooded killers.
00:33:30Loyalty is one of the most important things to this family.
00:33:35Look, if this is about me snitching, I won't go to the police.
00:33:39I'll keep my loyalty to Don Levine, I promise.
00:33:45I don't believe you.
00:33:55What's that?
00:33:56In exchange for Don Levine's protection, you must swear yourself into this family.
00:34:02Because you're an outsider, you must consume his blood.
00:34:07You're crazy.
00:34:08It's a 200-year-old tradition and you will follow it.
00:34:18If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself, the rest of the family wouldn't accept our heirs legitimate.
00:34:23It is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
00:34:27Especially from Anita.
00:34:28What do I tell this crazy woman without revealing I'm pregnant?
00:34:37Well...
00:34:38I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood.
00:34:53A true mafia heiress would understand the importance of a blood ritual.
00:34:59Unless, of course, you're an impostor after the Don's money.
00:35:03I'm not after his money!
00:35:07Then you think you're too good to drink the Don's blood?
00:35:14Drink it, you ungrateful bitch!
00:35:16Please!
00:35:17No!
00:35:19Please!
00:35:21No!
00:35:23Did you not hear my fiance?
00:35:34I'm sorry, Don Levin.
00:35:36I was just trying to make sure she was a real...
00:35:38Real what?
00:35:43A real heiress?
00:35:45Are you saying I'm too stupid to know who I'm marrying?
00:35:48No, Don.
00:35:49I'm terribly sorry.
00:35:51No, don't apologize to me.
00:35:53Apologize to the lady of this home.
00:35:55But, Don, there's something not right about her.
00:35:58Faka, I gave you a chance.
00:36:03Oh!
00:36:05Marcel, that's enough!
00:36:06Marcel, that's enough!
00:36:07No, no, no, no.
00:36:08Don't be sorry for her, okay?
00:36:10I'm going to kill her, not you.
00:36:12Besides, she deserves it for questioning me.
00:36:17I mean it.
00:36:18She's just trying to protect the Levin family.
00:36:20No.
00:36:31Forgive me.
00:36:32I should have never doubted you, madam.
00:36:36Get up.
00:36:41Just make sure that my room is ready by the time I get back from class.
00:36:46She's kind and fair.
00:36:50She'll make a good queen.
00:36:52And an even better mother.
00:36:54Wait, hold on.
00:36:55Class?
00:36:56After the day you've had?
00:36:58Unfortunately, my professors aren't going to care that my Mafia's housekeeper almost killed my unborn child.
00:37:04Well, here.
00:37:06Treat yourself.
00:37:08As an apology.
00:37:15The demon side of me?
00:37:26I don't feel so alone anymore.
00:37:37Shit.
00:37:39I can't let them see me paying for my classes with Don Levine's credit card.
00:37:42Look who came crawling back to campus.
00:38:06Read your string for classes?
00:38:07Yes, 18 credits.
00:38:08All right, that's a full semester.
00:38:12How will you be paying?
00:38:14A credit card, please.
00:38:15What you got there?
00:38:16Hey!
00:38:17You know they don't accept hooking as a way of paying around here, right?
00:38:21The Levine family?
00:38:23The Levines?
00:38:25The ones that run organized crime in this city.
00:38:28Well, how'd you steal this?
00:38:30It was given to me.
00:38:33By who?
00:38:34A thug you sucked off in exchange for tuition?
00:38:38Classic Vanessa.
00:38:40I am so glad that I stopped hitting that trashy fucking freak.
00:38:47Feelings mutual, assholes.
00:38:49Now give me back my credit card!
00:38:50Credit card!
00:39:01I guess you do have to care about classes when you're not the type of girl a guy would want to marry.
00:39:09Show her sharpie ring is.
00:39:11Good idea!
00:39:13Maybe she'll see the fuck off campus after I show her this lesson.
00:39:21That's what a real diamond feels like.
00:39:24Now you know.
00:39:29Who the hell do you think you are pushing my fiancee around?
00:39:31Now, I don't like to hit girls with an ugly fucking troll like you.
00:39:37Fair game.
00:39:40Babe!
00:39:42Any last words?
00:39:47Please don't.
00:39:52Actually, you know what?
00:39:53I would enjoy this some more, huh?
00:40:02You're a Levine.
00:40:06Fuck!
00:40:08I'm not a Levine.
00:40:10I'm THE Don Levine.
00:40:12And you both just put your hands on my fucking fiancee.
00:40:15Fuck!
00:40:17We don't even know who your fiancee is!
00:40:19Right here, idiots!
00:40:21You're sleeping with a gangster?
00:40:28Mr. Levine!
00:40:29There has to be some mistake!
00:40:31She's his psycho ex!
00:40:33Psycho, huh?
00:40:35I'll show you, psycho.
00:40:37Please stop!
00:40:39There's been some kind of...
00:40:41I know who she is!
00:40:42She's my ex!
00:40:43I would...
00:40:45A man so refined, connected if you pick something like her!
00:40:51No!
00:40:52If she got pregnant, she wouldn't even know who the father is!
00:41:01Alright, fun's over.
00:41:03I'm tired of you lowlifes insulting my future life.
00:41:06She was trying to have my kids just a few days ago!
00:41:09Yeah, I upgraded Marcus.
00:41:12Turns out, I found a real man.
00:41:14Not some loser with limp dick syndrome.
00:41:16Oh, shut the fuck up!
00:41:17You shut the fuck up!
00:41:19They're not worth the trouble, Marcelo.
00:41:24Football player, huh?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Let me guess, you're his slutty little cheerleader?
00:41:29Classic.
00:41:31What, and I bet you two dream of going to the NFL one day too, huh?
00:41:34At least we are who we say we are.
00:41:36Come on, Marcus.
00:41:37There's no way he's really mafia.
00:41:40It's just this bitch Vanessa thinking we're stupid enough to believe the city's richest man would even look at her.
00:41:47I don't dream of going to the NFL.
00:41:50I am going to the NFL.
00:41:51I'm taking my beautiful fiancé with me.
00:41:55So, you two losers, you can enjoy, pretend to be rich, but I'm actually going to go make millions.
00:42:01I'm not a real Levine, huh?
00:42:02I'm not a real Levine, huh?
00:42:12You.
00:42:13Put me on the phone with the dean.
00:42:15Seriously?
00:42:17Give it up!
00:42:18It's over!
00:42:20Stop wasting everyone's time with your D-list acting.
00:42:23Oh, yes.
00:42:25Mr. Levine.
00:42:26The dean will be with you immediately.
00:42:28He's been meaning to thank you for your generous donation.
00:42:30Hello, dean.
00:42:31Hello, dean.
00:42:32Mr. Levine's in your office.
00:42:36What donation?
00:42:37You can't be serious.
00:42:39Vanessa, call him off.
00:42:41Relax.
00:42:42There's no way a real mafia boss would choose her.
00:42:46Listen, dean.
00:42:48Why didn't you let us know that you'd be on campus today?
00:42:50I would have given you the tour myself.
00:42:53No need.
00:42:55But can you please explain to me why your star quarterback and cheer captain
00:42:58assaulted my fiancee?
00:43:00They what?
00:43:04Um...
00:43:05Vanessa, call him off.
00:43:06We're sorry.
00:43:08We can talk about this.
00:43:10Please.
00:43:12Well, if you're not gonna do anything about it, I guess I'll sue the campus.
00:43:17Or, I mean, I'll revoke my $10 million donation.
00:43:20Why not both?
00:43:21You two idiots know who you just messed with?
00:43:25We were just messing around.
00:43:28Things got out of hand, sir.
00:43:30Vanessa, we're sorry.
00:43:33Please call him off.
00:43:35I'm sorry for cheating on you.
00:43:37I'm sorry.
00:43:39Leave the Don's fiancee alone, you clowns.
00:43:41You're both suspended.
00:43:43You, you're off the cheer squad.
00:43:45And you, my star quarterback, you're benched.
00:43:48Expelled.
00:43:50I want him expelled.
00:43:52Of course.
00:43:53I'll find a new quarterback.
00:43:55Anything for you, Don Levine.
00:43:57Thank you for your continued support of our school.
00:43:59If I was you, I'd be kissing the crowd of Don and his fiancee.
00:44:02It's my senior year.
00:44:09I'm getting my playtime.
00:44:11You know what?
00:44:12I don't need this shit.
00:44:14You don't run the fucking NFL, buddy.
00:44:17I'm already drafted.
00:44:18So that means every Sunday, I'm gonna be on the TV playing for the motherfucking LA Rams.
00:44:23You goddamn piece of shit.
00:44:27Coach Alvin?
00:44:33Hello?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36This is Don Levine.
00:44:38Wait, just...
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:41Actually, I am a bit disappointed.
00:44:43Your new draft pick, Marcus.
00:44:45He assaulted my fiancee.
00:44:47Unfortunately, I can no longer support the team financially.
00:44:51Don Levine.
00:44:52I'll revoke that asshole's offer myself.
00:44:55Wait, wait, Coach Alvin!
00:44:56I can explain!
00:45:00You asshole!
00:45:01Well, I'm not the one who started it, but I'm gonna be the one who finishes it.
00:45:06And you guys can remember that when all you're doing at football games is selling hot dogs and filling water bottles.
00:45:12No! Please!
00:45:14Vanessa, stop him!
00:45:16We'll do anything!
00:45:18You both had no problem ruining my life and forcing me to start over.
00:45:22Now you get a taste of your own medicine!
00:45:24You bitch.
00:45:26Say another fucking word.
00:45:30And I'll kill you both.
00:45:32Go.
00:45:34Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:35Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:36Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:37Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:40Get the fuck out of here.
00:45:42That was amazing!
00:45:44How do you know the coach of the LA Rams?
00:45:45I'm sorry I had you call in that huge favor.
00:45:48Baby, I own the Rams.
00:45:50I own the Giants.
00:45:51And I'm working on the Niners.
00:45:53And it's my job now to keep you safe.
00:45:56And I will destroy anyone who tries to hurt you.
00:46:00Let's go.
00:46:08Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:46:09What are you doing?
00:46:10I'm walking you to class.
00:46:12Okay, I'm here but you can't go in there dressed like that!
00:46:18Like what?
00:46:22Like a criminal.
00:46:23Now leave!
00:46:25I don't think you should tell a criminal what to do.
00:46:27Fine.
00:46:30But go in five minutes after.
00:46:32So that way it doesn't look like we're together.
00:46:50If that's our professor, I'd do things to him for extra credit.
00:46:54Did you see the veins in his arms?
00:46:55I'd totally hit that even if he failed me.
00:46:58You mean grandpa back there?
00:47:00He's not that hot.
00:47:02Grandpa's buffer than you.
00:47:04Those abs are so not worth it.
00:47:06What?
00:47:08Uh, nothing. I didn't say anything.
00:47:11Sorry.
00:47:13Hey!
00:47:15She looks oddly familiar, don't you guys think?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18I swear, I don't know any of you guys, okay? Just please give me a bath.
00:47:25Shut up, bitch.
00:47:27You're hurting me.
00:47:28I remember now.
00:47:30You're the one who got our quarterback expelled.
00:47:32And our squad captain.
00:47:34Duh.
00:47:35We should have recognized this rat the moment she crawled into our classroom.
00:47:38We can't let a rat get away from crashing our class, can we?
00:47:43Please, please, please, no.
00:47:45I didn't do anything.
00:47:46I swear.
00:47:47Why didn't you give the rat some whiskers?
00:47:49That way everyone knows she's a fucking snitch.
00:47:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:47:53She sold her eggs, right?
00:47:55Idiot.
00:47:56That's right.
00:47:58Gosh, good thing she can't have any more little rat babies.
00:48:01You're a kicker, right?
00:48:03Why don't we make sure by giving her a good punt in the stomach?
00:48:06No, no, no, please.
00:48:08Please, ah!
00:48:12Please, somebody else.
00:48:15Please.
00:48:17This is from Marcus.
00:48:21Don't worry.
00:48:24I'm not gonna shoot.
00:48:30But I am gonna break every fucking limb that touched my fiancee.
00:48:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:38Who the fuck are you?
00:48:39Let him go!
00:48:41Good idea.
00:48:42Get him out of here!
00:48:43out of here. Thanks for understanding. This is all just a huge mistake, man. I had no
00:48:56idea that was your chick. Get him the fuck out of here. Make sure your break is kicking
00:49:04leg. Wait, no, no, please. I'll pay you. The team needs me. You'll pay me, huh? I don't
00:49:12two fucking football teams. I couldn't buy you. You know what? Break his other leg.
00:49:19I feel insulted. What? No. Stop. Please. No. No. Please don't hurt us. We didn't know.
00:49:29Please, please don't shoot us. What did you call my fiance again? That's right. A rat.
00:49:35Yeah. Please, please call him off. Come on. Please. Get on your knees. What?
00:49:42Get on your fucking knees. You two are going to spend the rest of the year crawling around
00:49:52campus like rats. And if you see either one of them stand up once, there will be a bullet
00:50:01one for you and the other one for you. Now get the fuck out of my face before I change
00:50:08my mind. Stop giving a shit about people who hurt you. You're in the mafia now. We don't
00:50:20forgive. Let's go. No. Not yet. Listen up. No more warnings. I don't think I have to tell
00:50:40any of you who the Levines are. And if any of you, even so much as inconvenience, my fiance,
00:50:46I'll fucking kill you. And how have your family watched you? Got it? Got it! Great.
00:51:10I gotta say, it's kind of unfair how easy and my mafia fiance makes college. You deserve
00:51:35as much help as you can get. I know, but it's beginning to be a bit much. We're getting
00:51:39a lot of looks. And please just send them home, Marcelo. Vanessa, no. No, I'm not asking
00:51:47you. I'm telling you. I'm not leaving you. End of discussion. Okay, fine. I'll finish my
00:51:54first year online. But you owe me. Deal. Damn it! I thought someone was getting killed
00:52:13in here. Just my grades now that I can't attend lecture. Let me see. Forty-seven.
00:52:31That's right. How did you? Yeah. Well, I had four live-in tutors growing up in Italy.
00:52:37What? You think I'm stupid because I kill people? That's a stereotype.
00:52:43Okay, fine. Let's see. What renaissance painter used perspective?
00:52:49That's a hard question, huh? No wonder you Americans are so boring to talk to.
00:52:55Filippo Brunelleschi. What the hell? How did you know that?
00:53:03Lucky you.
00:53:07Your baby is going to be good-looking.
00:53:11And smart.
00:53:13I can tutor you if you want.
00:53:17That is for a...
00:53:22favor and return.
00:53:24What do you want?
00:53:45Don, permission to take Miss Peters to the bath?
00:53:51Fine. Prepare the special room for her.
00:53:55But, Don, that's your bathroom.
00:53:58I know that. And make sure it's perfect.
00:54:01The special room.
00:54:03Oh, this is Marcello's personal bathroom?
00:54:14I'll be back with your salts.
00:54:19Get in.
00:54:21Get in.
00:54:21Get in.
00:54:21Get in.
00:54:22Get in.
00:54:25What kind of salts are you getting?
00:54:55I don't think Anita has abs like these.
00:55:03What the hell are you doing here?
00:55:05I mean, it is my bathtub.
00:55:07I can leave if you want.
00:55:09Oh my god, his abs.
00:55:15Uh, no, no, that's okay.
00:55:18It's not like you can see anything with the bubbles anyways.
00:55:20Oh, I didn't know you would be joining her, sir.
00:55:45Leave the salts, Anita, and give her some privacy.
00:55:48Are you sure you don't need...
00:55:49Go, Anita!
00:55:53Well then, I'll be right by the door in case you need anything.
00:55:57There's no way that Dawn truly cares about this skink.
00:56:11Right by the door, that's kind of creepy.
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:14Well, she is spying on us.
00:56:17She's not convinced you're my fiancé.
00:56:19What do we do?
00:56:20All of my league.
00:56:26We're going to give her a show.
00:56:29What kind of show?
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:33Oh, yeah.
00:56:35Oh.
00:56:37Oh, fuck.
00:56:38So, do you think we're in the clear?
00:56:52Yeah, I think she's gone now.
00:56:57Hey, that's not fair.
00:56:59I'm in the mafia.
00:57:00I never play fair.
00:57:04Here.
00:57:06Give me this.
00:57:08This is for the mother of my child.
00:57:17I can't believe I have a mafia boss giving me a massage right now.
00:57:26Well, not those.
00:57:28Those are the only clothes that I've brought.
00:57:35Okay.
00:57:35Oh, my God.
00:57:44Oh, my God.
00:57:45Don't look at me.
00:57:46Stop.
00:57:48I'm enjoying the view.
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:51Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:58:08Soon I'm going to look like a bloated whale.
00:58:10Do you feel how much I like you?
00:58:29I do.
00:58:30And that's never going to change, okay?
00:58:32So, please, never say those things about yourself, okay?
00:58:39Say you understand me.
00:58:42I understand.
00:58:43I'll leave your bathroom now.
00:58:45No.
00:58:48I'm not finished with you yet.
00:58:49Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:59:07Oh, my God.
00:59:10Oh, my God.
00:59:11Oh, my God.
00:59:11Oh, my God.
00:59:12Oh, my God.
00:59:12I think we convinced her.
00:59:15I am.
00:59:15I have a lot of homework to do, so.
00:59:27How am I supposed to concentrate after seeing that?
00:59:31Looks like you're hungry, too.
00:59:55Let's go see if your dad wants to join us for dinner.
01:00:01Where do you think you're going?
01:00:05I'm going to go see if Marcello wants dinner.
01:00:07The Don is in a meeting.
01:00:09If he's busy, just give me the keys, and I'll go get dinner myself.
01:00:12Do you think I'm stupid, little girl?
01:00:16The Don would gut me alive if I let you run off.
01:00:19Go park your greedy ass back on the bed and wait for your master to be done with business.
01:00:26The baby.
01:00:28I need to feed myself now.
01:00:31Get back here, you little brat.
01:00:36Um, I'm, I'm sorry.
01:00:58So, this is a new play toy, Don.
01:01:02I'm just not bad at all.
01:01:11Oh.
01:01:19Who let you into my office?
01:01:20She burst in here, Don.
01:01:23I told her you were busy, but she didn't listen.
01:01:26Do you think what I do is a joke, Miss Peters?
01:01:30Huh?
01:01:31Then what the fuck was so important that you had to interrupt?
01:01:36Nothing, I swear.
01:01:37Tell me!
01:01:38She was hungry.
01:01:42Dinner.
01:01:42And what exactly were you wanting to eat?
01:01:49I'm dying to know what was so important that you had to interrupt my mafia meeting.
01:01:55The Don is speaking to you.
01:01:57A burrito?
01:01:59I was just craving it.
01:02:00I'm sorry for interrupting.
01:02:02It won't happen again.
01:02:03Come here.
01:02:15What?
01:02:16No, I said that I was sorry!
01:02:18Stay still.
01:02:23Oh, you really pissed off the Don now.
01:02:27Bitch.
01:02:27I wish I could see how he punishes you for embarrassing him.
01:02:32You'll never disrespect the rules of this house again.
01:02:35No!
01:02:36Please help me!
01:02:42No!
01:02:43No!
01:02:46No!
01:02:47Anita?
01:02:48Get my jet ready.
01:02:50Uh, your jet, Don?
01:02:51Uh, do you have a business meeting?
01:02:53My fiancé's hungry.
01:02:55I'm gonna take her to dinner.
01:02:56But, but she disrespected you!
01:02:58Dinner?
01:03:00And to think, I was gonna let you tag along before you started being such a bitch.
01:03:06Now hurry the fuck up.
01:03:19Where are you taking me?
01:03:21I promise I won't disrespect you again.
01:03:23Just please don't kill me!
01:03:26Don't force me to gag you, unless you'd like the taste of your own panties.
01:03:34Help, where am I?
01:03:48A drink for you?
01:03:56I'm on a plane.
01:03:57She's, uh, too tired for alcohol.
01:04:02Have the chef whip up a snack.
01:04:04Something light.
01:04:10I still, uh, have to take you to dinner later.
01:04:13Wow, I love these gloves.
01:04:31What's wrong?
01:04:34Nothing, I'm just shocked.
01:04:36I can't believe that this is real, that you actually took me to Mexico.
01:04:49I don't even have my passport.
01:04:51I'm too rich to be ID'd by the government's permission.
01:04:53Besides, you said you wanted a burrito.
01:04:58Let's do this.
01:04:59I, uh, I don't know what to say, Don Lovina.
01:05:20I like when you call me Marcelo.
01:05:21Eat.
01:05:24My child's probably starving.
01:05:31I just, I'm not used to this.
01:05:34No one's ever done anything like this for me before.
01:05:38We'll get used to it.
01:05:40I can't have everyone thinking I'm a stingy ass.
01:05:42Something wrong with your food?
01:05:58I'll kill the chef.
01:06:01No!
01:06:08You should have seen the look on your face.
01:06:09That's not funny.
01:06:12It's, it really is delicious.
01:06:15I, I'm just so stunned.
01:06:18I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:06:22Well, since you like it so much,
01:06:27I've got a few more things planned.
01:06:30If you want.
01:06:31More?
01:06:33Yeah.
01:06:35More.
01:06:39More.
01:06:42Yeah.
01:07:07Yeah.
01:07:07this is insane out of all the people to randomly get pregnant by I get pregnant
01:07:20by it the most powerful mafia man in the world and you're kind of amazing in an
01:07:27insane way we did kind of hit the lottery didn't we we
01:07:37I'm going to be back home
01:07:44shh
01:07:45I'm putting you to bed right now
01:08:07what are you
01:08:35why are you in your underwear did we do something
01:08:41trust me if you and I did something you'd still be feeling it
01:08:48you could just say no you perv
01:08:51shit what day is it
01:08:55I shouldn't have let you take me on an international trip this weekend I'm screwed for the exam
01:09:04tomorrow
01:09:05well I did kind of kidnap you but I could help I mean we're dating the world's smartest murderer
01:09:13you know are you serious you know I'm mafia shit to do get dressed meet me in my office
01:09:21there you are you speak when I say you can speak
01:09:27there you are you speak when I say you can speak
01:09:40okay
01:09:47you won't be sitting for this lesson
01:09:54what are you
01:10:05no no no no no no no
01:10:06you just broke the first one of whom I'm talking
01:10:10I'm supposed to learn with him toying with me like this
01:10:16for every answer you get wrong you either lose a piece of clothing or I spank you
01:10:22my choice understood yes
01:10:27name a feature of a baroque architecture
01:10:34domes
01:10:37wrong
01:10:38curves
01:10:41like these
01:10:44you need to start paying better attention in class miss peters
01:10:51what century was gothic
01:10:53the 14th century
01:10:56wrong
01:10:5713th
01:10:59Tom Levine what are you
01:11:07you need to start getting answers right
01:11:09and I won't have to punish you
01:11:12okay
01:11:14name a neoclassical building
01:11:17the temple
01:11:20the temple of what
01:11:25the
01:11:26the
01:11:27how's it count
01:11:42don't stop
01:11:44are you sure you're gonna handle this
01:11:48that's it
01:12:07you've stayed here long enough
01:12:10it's time for you to leave
01:12:12don
01:12:13doesn't realize you're just a skank
01:12:16so
01:12:17I'll take the garbage out for him
01:12:19I assume you're calling with news on my ex-boyfriend
01:12:23miss costello
01:12:25you have to come back
01:12:27a street whore has moved in
01:12:30and she's taking advantage of don bane
01:12:33I suspect she's not even mafia
01:12:36you've got yourself a little non-mafia girlfriend
01:12:40huh marcello
01:12:41she'll be easy to get rid of
01:12:45and then maybe the don will take you back
01:12:49I don't understand why I could get marcello to forgive me
01:12:52tell don angelo to go make marcello a visit
01:13:07I want to know who his new little plaything is
01:13:11so
01:13:23was tutoring an excuse to do all of that
01:13:26well believe it or not
01:13:28I was actually trying to help
01:13:30stick to being mafia
01:13:33you suck at tutoring
01:13:34yeah
01:13:35I know
01:13:38I just
01:13:39can't stop myself
01:13:42I'm kissing my student
01:13:47well
01:13:50this student actually has studying to do but
01:13:53I like that
01:13:56wait
01:13:59I meant to give this to you earlier but
01:14:04you got a little bit distracted
01:14:09a coronation
01:14:09yeah
01:14:10I'm going to be sworn in as king of our empire
01:14:13with you alongside me
01:14:16you mean
01:14:18you're going to be the king and I'm going to be the queen of it
01:14:22welcome to your new life
01:14:27why am I at the Levine asshole's mansion again
01:14:48you know don Levine can't be sworn in the next mafia coronation
01:14:52unless he has an heir
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