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Qb! Look What You Made Me Docandal, Rugby, And A Shotgun Weddinghow Did My Life Become A Rom-Com - Full

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00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?

00:08Liar! You said that I was the love of your life, that you would marry me!

00:31How could you break your vow?

00:34Who are you?

00:35I... this crazy... I don't know this crazy lady.

00:38No?

00:40What about Leach?

00:48You cheated on me?

00:51No!

00:52We're done.

00:54Lisa, wait. No, Lea... Lisa, I don't... That's not...

00:58Somebody stop them!

00:59They pay, I slay.

01:11As you can see, I'm a gig worker.

01:13The gig, Revenge for Hyde. Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.

01:21Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin Frickin' Sparrow.

01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.

01:36He's a dirty sheep who snatched the wind from my favorite player.

01:42Leon,司al!

01:44Lost their names for polygraph

01:44Who are you?

01:45Are we on as a man?

01:45Let's go!

01:46How does SYPNAL does that additionally get out of the foray...

01:47For me, when a Georgie sees this tonight, we tated that история.

01:48I knew how does this congressman make a��ly just foricative Mushroom as a bit in me.

01:50That's a good example!

01:53Into his goodness!

01:54OUR AND BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIChat BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC BASIC!

01:58I love you!

02:00I love you!

02:02You're so beautiful!

02:04Head of a plate, Benjamin.

02:06Those girls can stand.

02:08They're gonna eat you alive.

02:10You get the girls, coach.

02:12All I need right now is shower.

02:28Oh!

02:30God, I think I drew into this shit.

02:52This is...

02:54Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.

02:58Oh.

03:00Hmm.

03:02Well...

03:04Tough luck, buddy.

03:06Hard times.

03:26Sorry.

03:28Wait a second.

03:29This is my room!

03:30What are you doing in my room?

03:36Hey!

03:37That's my jersey!

03:38Fuck!

03:45What is this?

03:50Steve!

03:51Come back here!

03:52Here!

03:53What?

03:54What?

03:59Jesus!

04:00Got you.

04:01Delete it, man.

04:02I'll pay you, alright?

04:03Rivals offer me more.

04:05Guys, that's gonna kill me.

04:06I don't care.

04:07I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.

04:19I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.

04:22ways...

04:23I don't care who you are since, but...

04:27Yeah, I'll remember what the hell I want, alright buddy?

04:32Benjamin Sparrow, Mrs. Justin, I'm going to drag you through hell.

04:57I know, Mr. Bayer.

04:58I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.

05:00I just need more time.

05:02How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my family's medical bills by the end

05:11of the month?

05:14God, if you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?

05:23Uh, hey?

05:29Bye.

05:30Bye.

05:31Bye.

05:32What are you doing?

05:48This is my house.

05:51Get out.

05:52Are you feeling a little nervous?

05:54Not even either.

05:54Let me tell you something.

05:56Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.

05:59Which seems to be absolute shit.

06:03Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.

06:06Oh, you're going to call the cops.

06:07Go ahead.

06:08That's perfect timing.

06:09I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.

06:11You will be sued for theft and defamation.

06:14And don't forget about the reputational damage.

06:16And the emotional damage.

06:18You're getting sued for ten million dollars.

06:20Ten million?

06:21Yeah.

06:21That's ridiculous.

06:25Hey, buddy.

06:26It's twenty-twenty-five.

06:27If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.

06:33If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.

06:36It's not my fault.

06:37Sue them for your reputational damage.

06:40Not me.

06:41Not your fault?

06:42I dare you.

06:45I dare you!

06:47Say it again.

06:49It's not my fault.

06:58Hey, you paused this mess.

06:59Now you're acting like a victim?

07:01You're going to pay for this.

07:02Do you understand?

07:03No.

07:04Hell no.

07:06Get over here.

07:07What are you doing?

07:08What the hell was that?

07:31Hey, my boy.

07:32Is everything okay?

07:33Yes, Mother.

07:34Saw the news.

07:35Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?

07:38Because you're...

07:39Slow down.

07:40Slow down.

07:41What are you...

07:42Look, what are you talking about?

07:43I...

07:43It's all going to be fixed very soon.

07:46Very soon.

07:46Look, I've got to go.

07:47All right?

07:47Bye.

07:48Bye.

07:49Marry me or pay me 10 million dollars.

07:58Those are your two choices.

08:03Those are your two choices.

08:05Marry you?

08:07In your dreams.

08:10Maybe if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.

08:14That guy plays Danny on the field.

08:18What's so great about him?

08:21Well, that's too bad for you.

08:23Because you have two choices.

08:25Marry me or pay up.

08:29That's not fair.

08:31All I did was steal your jersey.

08:33Yeah.

08:34And I got caught on camera.

08:35And now my reputation is screwed.

08:37I'm the laughing stock.

08:38Okay.

08:39People think that I am confused about my sexuality.

08:41My family is worried sick.

08:43And this is the mess that you caused.

08:45Okay.

08:46Well...

08:47Look.

08:49Here's the deal.

08:50Marry me for one year.

08:51And I'll pay you 5 million dollars.

08:54I mean, you're a gig worker, right?

08:55You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good.

08:59Right?

09:005 million?

09:02Is God really listening?

09:03That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.

09:07Fine.

09:10Deal.

09:10Perfect.

09:12Ow!

09:13This one.

09:22Hmm.

09:23Excellent choice, sir.

09:25That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.

09:31So...

09:31Oh...

09:32Valued at 3 million.

09:37There's only two in the world.

09:38The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet number.

09:43Uh...

09:44That's way too expensive.

09:45Do you have like a cheaper one?

09:47Something less expensive?

09:48A couple hundred dollars?

09:50You're funny.

09:52People will think I'm broke.

09:53Can we try this one?

10:04Mr. Sparrow.

10:05I'll see you in a bit.

10:07All right?

10:07Thanks.

10:07I'm actually marrying my idol's archenemy.

10:19This can't be real, right?

10:23Am I dreaming?

10:24I'm making...

10:25No.

10:27I don't know.

10:27Oh.

10:28No.

10:29I don't know.

10:30I don't know.

10:30Cause baby it's like a light storm

10:44To be yours

10:49Finding freedom in the downpour

10:54You're like a light storm

11:00You're very beautiful

11:17Can you help tie it?

11:27That is so steep

11:29You look absolutely perfect together

11:31Such a stunning couple

11:33No we're not

11:35My hand

11:37What is this?

11:39Just let me fix it

11:41Hold on

11:43Thanks

11:57Let's go home

12:01First

12:05Party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact

12:10Second

12:11During cohabitation

12:12Party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful

12:16Third

12:17What the hell is this?

12:19It's a marriage contract

12:21Sign it

12:23I already did

12:33Fine

12:35Can I go now?

12:37John where do you think you're going?

12:39We're living together from now on

12:41You're coming home with me

12:43I have to get my things

12:49Okay

12:51Well then I'm coming with you

12:53I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house

12:55Not a single thing

12:57What happened?

12:58Shoes off

13:03Come in if you want

13:07Just don't touch anything

13:09Shit

13:13Shit

13:15Shit

13:19Ah

13:21Sorry I got that thing came out of nowhere I thought it was Chucky

13:37How dare you?

13:39Ow

13:40God

13:41Jesus

13:42Stop it

13:43I said I'm sorry

13:44Murderer

13:45My poor petty

13:46Ugh

13:47You named that thing?

13:48Give me a fucking break

13:49Ouch

13:50No

13:51Yeah

13:52Don't worry I'm leaving

13:53All this Paris talk of shit

13:54That thing came out of nowhere I thought it was Chucky

13:55How dare you?

13:56Hey

13:57Ow

13:58God

13:59Jesus

14:00Stop it

14:01I said I'm sorry

14:02Murderer

14:03My poor petty

14:04You named that thing?

14:05Don't worry I'm leaving

14:06All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy

14:08I can't even breathe

14:11Sorry for your loss

14:17Check!

14:18Check!

14:19Check!

14:20Check!

14:29I'm sorry

14:30I'll clean this all up alright?

14:35It's okay

14:36It's okay

14:37Ah

14:38God

14:39God

14:40God

14:41Please

14:42I don't

14:43Don't freak out

14:46Do not freak out I'll pay for all of this alright?

14:49Don't freak out

14:50Don't freak out

14:51Do not freak out I'll pay for all of this alright?

14:53You're dead!

14:57Hey!

14:58Hey!

14:59Hey!

15:00Hey!

15:01Dad!

15:02Oh!

15:03God!

15:04God!

15:05God!

15:06God!

15:07God!

15:08God!

15:09God!

15:11God!

15:12God!

15:13God!

15:14God!

15:15God!

15:16God!

15:17God!

15:18God!

15:19She's kind of cute.

15:41I am so sorry.

15:43Until next time.

15:48Oh, come on.

15:49Come on.

16:01Hey!

16:03Bitch!

16:05Bitch!

16:08Bitch!

16:10Who the hell are you?

16:15Wait, no.

16:17Fucking bitch.

16:18You ruined my wedding.

16:19Lisa left me because of you.

16:21You cheated.

16:22You deserve this, bastard.

16:24Get away from me.

16:24I'm calling you off.

16:25Stop pretending to be some saint.

16:31Um...

16:31Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.

16:35You're just a gig worker.

16:36You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?

16:39Hey, tell you what.

16:40How much for a night with me, huh?

16:42In your dreams, asshole.

16:46You know, I've always wondered.

16:48What color are your nipples, huh?

16:49Let go of me!

16:52Let go of me!

16:53Let go!

16:54Don't catch me!

16:55My husband's Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you!

17:00Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?

17:04Please, why would he ever marry you?

17:06Right.

17:07I've posted so much crap about him, and I still think he'll come save me.

17:13Let go of me, bastard!

17:18Not here.

17:20Stop!

17:22No!

17:26What?

17:29Fuck!

17:30Who the fuck do you think you are?

17:37He is actually coming.

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