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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22To pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:34this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her.
00:00:49But I do.
00:00:50No one touches me with you.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Come on!
00:01:08Jules, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:31or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:42Jules!
00:01:42Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:51The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:12but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her a sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true,
00:02:21and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:25I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:20and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:42before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:01If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08No, but...
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:22Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:49then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:50Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:20You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:26All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:12You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:10is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Noah!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:40Fire her.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:52Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental, too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you
00:09:27when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking
00:09:34Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:45since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this.
00:09:53Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would've made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the storehouse.
00:10:23Jules.
00:10:24No.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died
00:10:29he left us in a
00:10:30$100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:38that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:41if you worked at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules,
00:10:46if you don't get this job back
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:50I'm so glad you took out the trash
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:09and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever
00:11:22saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything
00:11:25mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:29with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened
00:12:00between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:17than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands
00:12:38off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:48by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:03You can leave now.
00:13:06Hi.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:40you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:50You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me this isn't
00:14:05what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:19Mia,
00:14:24why is image cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia,
00:14:28how long have you
00:14:28been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:34don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:41and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:49What are you doing?
00:15:06What the fuck are you
00:15:11You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:18Oh, Jules,
00:15:22you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:38Go ahead.
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me
00:15:54my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:58for the snakes.
00:16:01Noah,
00:16:02come out right now!
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:09for the third time!
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Are you seriously
00:16:38fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:39Yeah, thanks for warming
00:16:43him up for me
00:16:43the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work
00:16:49for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think
00:16:55that you can just
00:16:56climb your way
00:16:57back up the social ladder
00:16:58are that easy,
00:16:59you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make
00:17:03your life hell.
00:17:10Your attempt
00:17:11to get back at me
00:17:12is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you
00:17:14because now that
00:17:15Mia's off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it
00:17:18just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really
00:17:22blew it when she leaked
00:17:23the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you,
00:17:28let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two
00:17:30candidates for the
00:17:30Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules
00:17:36till the end of the summer,
00:17:37you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up
00:17:41with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really
00:17:45gonna stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half
00:17:47inches of Emmett Coburn
00:17:48in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:58Emmett, get out.
00:18:06Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:11to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy,
00:18:24and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services
00:18:29aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl
00:18:32that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need
00:18:36$100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me,
00:18:42and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you
00:19:00on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:04this money's mine.
00:19:05This check is enough
00:19:08to save my mom,
00:19:10my house,
00:19:10and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:22Let's shake on it.
00:19:38Alright.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:54You know,
00:19:55I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules,
00:19:58Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things
00:20:07to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules,
00:20:33I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this,
00:20:36I don't want you
00:20:36hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:49Let the show begin.
00:20:53Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:12At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia,
00:21:19do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:28I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Hey, Mom.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:21:58Oops.
00:22:05I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:24Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:22:26but can't take a body shot.
00:22:28Noah,
00:22:34are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules,
00:22:42take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on ghost.
00:23:02About to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04That shit never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look, it's gold.
00:23:06Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and it clear.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot stop.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:23:43you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:08you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:44What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore
00:25:04from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you
00:25:11how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you
00:25:24since the first time
00:25:24you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube
00:25:31got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, God.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:43Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower.
00:26:14Remember.
00:26:15Remember.
00:26:17Remember.
00:26:19No golden.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:34What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:26:52he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now,
00:27:00but Mia looks like she's ready
00:27:01to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:28when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:30Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know
00:27:35that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone,
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now
00:27:52whether Jules stays
00:27:54or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58Guys, we're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01All right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so weird.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys,
00:28:12I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is,
00:28:18I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:20Wow.
00:28:26Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out
00:28:41what Jules really said
00:28:42about all of you behind your back.
00:28:43What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it, save it.
00:28:50Herf's right here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:54I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know
00:28:58what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying
00:29:03to find out
00:29:04what your little girlfriend
00:29:05said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think
00:29:08everyone
00:29:09should find out
00:29:11what Jules really said about them.
00:29:12Oh, Emmett.
00:29:14This one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb
00:29:17because he thinks
00:29:18that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me
00:29:27with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh,
00:29:29and this one says
00:29:30that Destiny's boob job
00:29:32doesn't even look like
00:29:32it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:35I make good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say
00:29:40any of those things,
00:29:41all right?
00:29:41Really?
00:29:43Because this one's
00:29:43about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me
00:29:46after the first time
00:29:47you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant,
00:29:50cocky,
00:29:51and needs to be
00:29:52the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett
00:29:54are perfect
00:29:55as roommates together.
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:00Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:14Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18I'm...
00:30:18I'm f***ing!
00:30:19I'm f***ing!
00:30:20Ah!
00:30:30You are so...
00:30:31Say that again
00:30:32with your shirt off.
00:30:34I know.
00:30:38Mom!
00:30:39Mom!
00:30:40Mom!
00:30:45Mom!
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:59Emmett, you and Duels are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:07she'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:16You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude, stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:46Jules, did you post this?
00:31:48I-I don't know-
00:31:50Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:53What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:55How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:56Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:31:57than let everybody at this party know
00:31:58that we just had sex.
00:31:59You know what?
00:32:00Everyone was right about you.
00:32:01You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:02Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:03Lose my number.
00:32:04I never want to see you again.
00:32:05Fine.
00:32:06Feelings mutual.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:09What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:10How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:11Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:12than let everybody at this party know
00:32:13that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:28Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:35since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:58Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:18You...
00:33:19saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you,
00:33:39maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett.
00:33:42Don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:33:57but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:17Good.
00:34:18Explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:50You know, once we make this official,
00:34:57I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:05it's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:15I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:21Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:26Alright.
00:36:28I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:35I guess you can't.
00:36:37There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:39I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:41But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:43I really did.
00:36:44I give those two until the end of today.
00:36:46To what, Bone?
00:36:48They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:50It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:52I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:54I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:56I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:58But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:37:00I really did.
00:37:02I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:06They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:10I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:16Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:40She needs to never kiss me like that.
00:37:42My turn.
00:38:00She needs to never kiss me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:03Hmm.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:33Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43Do you want to really piss me off?
00:38:45Kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:38:59Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:12Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:14Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:29You do?
00:39:31Yeah.
00:39:32I have all the feelings.
00:39:33Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:35For a tip!
00:39:36Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:37Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:40Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:42I broke your trust.
00:39:43And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:45What do you mean?
00:39:46I mean, I trusted you and you let me down, and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:57Do you want to get back together?
00:39:59What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:10Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:29Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:39Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:06It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:46The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship
00:42:14in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:41Oh, my God!
00:42:44It's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:53Ah!
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:01It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:06I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:10I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Mmm.
00:43:18But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:24I have better things to do
00:43:26than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:28Mmm, that's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try
00:43:58this dress on first.
00:43:59No way!
00:43:59This is mine!
00:44:00Oh!
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:22Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem
00:44:41with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:48Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:12Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:39Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:46:02I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:07And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you,
00:46:23so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:34Trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:49How are you?
00:46:50Good to sit here.
00:46:51All right, then.
00:46:52All right.
00:46:52Let's see.
00:46:52Okay?
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:55Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while I last,
00:47:02because after tonight,
00:47:03I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:10Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:14Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time
00:47:20before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight,
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her
00:47:41for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:42I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:46You better not make me
00:47:52go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side
00:48:07the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:16Hey.
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny,
00:48:55we're right in the middle of something?
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:05Here, put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:20you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:27Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:50You think you're hot shit?
00:49:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:30Woo!
00:50:31Woo!
00:50:32Woo!
00:50:32Yeah!
00:50:33Come on!
00:50:35Yeah!
00:50:36Come on!
00:50:39Come back!
00:50:40Hey!
00:50:43Come back!
00:50:43Come back!
00:50:44Come back!
00:50:44I'm acting like that's a way to know what.
00:50:47Oh, wait to know what.
00:50:48To get the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:51Now, I ain't waiting on me
00:50:53Anticipate space
00:50:55fella my comeback
00:50:57I'm that girl
00:50:58I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:01To get the diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:51:04Now, I ain't waiting on me
00:51:06Anticipate space
00:51:08fella myéntico
00:51:11Top that.
00:51:30Top that.
00:51:41Oh, baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest and fine?
00:52:04Oh, just end up changing my mind.
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show them all.
00:52:17But I won't be around where you
00:52:21Cry
00:52:23Cry
00:52:25The tears on your face
00:52:29I'm falling in vain
00:52:31When you cried
00:52:33The same moment swings
00:52:37I left you in vain
00:52:41You're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:43Yo
00:52:45Jason
00:52:47Dude, I need the lady killer special. Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you
00:52:57Visit that
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public perfect
00:53:25Here we go!
00:53:29Jules, wait!
00:53:35You look upset
00:53:37What are you, my therapist?
00:53:39Fuck off!
00:53:41No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:53:47Jules
00:53:49I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:57Oh, we got time?
00:53:59Come on Jules
00:54:01You wanna have some fun?
00:54:03No, thanks
00:54:05No, thanks
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:54:15Better play along
00:54:26Bottoms up
00:54:29Cheers
00:54:31Alright
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:54:35Come on!
00:54:36I'm gonna go change
00:54:41Destiny
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:54:45Emmett was with her
00:54:49That little shit
00:54:56Don't move
00:55:01What do you think you're doing?
00:55:04Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:55:07We both know you want this
00:55:10Be gentle
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off
00:55:15Relax, baby
00:55:17Let that e-kick in
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:55:24Let go of me!
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:26It's just gonna take a minute
00:55:30Emmett
00:55:31Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:35No
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:38Jules?
00:55:39Are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:56Emmett!
00:55:58Emmett!
00:55:59She doesn't want you!
00:56:00What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude
00:56:04Even if she won't say so
00:56:08Dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:18Wait! Stop!
00:56:19Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:43You look like shit
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:47All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:57:00Mia, stop
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:09Be so fucking for real
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:18And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me
00:57:22Tonight
00:57:24Mia, sit down
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:29I will kill you
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go
00:57:33Let's go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:40From me
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:52Ow!
00:57:54You're hurt, let me help you
00:57:55Let me help you
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:09I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27Really?
00:58:29I didn't take them
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E
00:58:40It's twice as fun
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:43What are you trying to give me?
00:58:57Rocky Road
00:59:01Ow!
00:59:03Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:59:04How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:27I gotta show you something
00:59:34I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:45And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:54It worked
01:00:04I've wanted you all somewhere
01:00:10Stop waiting
01:00:13I need you
01:00:15Now
01:00:34What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs
01:01:04I'm taking you
01:01:05I'm taking you
01:01:06I'm taking you
01:01:07I'm taking you
01:01:08I'm taking you
01:01:09I'm taking you
01:01:11I'm taking you
01:01:12I'm taking you
01:01:14I'm taking you
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan
01:01:18It's Mia
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:01:25And we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:29Okay, bye
01:01:34Hey, sleepy little
01:01:36What are you doing up so early?
01:01:38I thought I wore you out last night
01:01:40I'm ready for another round
01:01:42Hey, can you knock?
01:01:44Can you put your boner away?
01:01:46Get up!
01:01:47Get up!
01:01:48Get up!
01:01:49Get up!
01:01:50Get up!
01:01:51Get up!
01:01:52Hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
01:01:54It's worse than a fire, I'm not getting up
01:01:56Hey, can you knock?
01:01:57Can you put your boner away?
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up!
01:02:01Get up!
01:02:02Get up!
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:16You're fucking with me
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs
01:02:20And the mess
01:02:21And you
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She like totally thinks you're a slut
01:02:24But like in a bad way
01:02:26Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:02:27And she blames you for the whole thing
01:02:30I need to get out of here
01:02:31I'll hide Jules
01:02:32I'll distract Mom
01:02:36Yo, Jason
01:02:37I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:02:38Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:40Tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:47Got it
01:02:57Get your brother
01:02:59Now
01:03:00Mommy!
01:03:01Wait!
01:03:02Noah!
01:03:03Uh...
01:03:05My baby boy!
01:03:06Mom!
01:03:07Hi!
01:03:08Hey!
01:03:09Mom!
01:03:10I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:03:13Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose!
01:03:14Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:15Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:20I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22She just left
01:03:23I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:25I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:26I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:27Oh, I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:30Oh, she just left
01:03:33I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:36I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:43Oh, she just left
01:03:46I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:52What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape
01:04:01Get out of this house
01:04:03Mom
01:04:03Noah, a little help
01:04:05Mom, this is Jules
01:04:08And she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:12Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:18Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:04:23Lisa
01:04:25Hi second, Mommy
01:04:26We need to talk about engagement plans
01:04:30Oh, yes, we do
01:04:32You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:45My head hurts
01:04:56Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah, I have some in my purse
01:05:01Oh, thanks
01:05:03She's prepared
01:05:09Water
01:05:18Water
01:05:19Water, I need water
01:05:20I need water
01:05:21Jules
01:05:22What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo
01:05:28It's so hot in here
01:05:30Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35Oh, no
01:05:38Woo
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar
01:05:47Wow
01:05:48All right, that's enough
01:05:49I've got to talk to you
01:05:50Woo
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
01:05:56No way
01:05:57You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them
01:06:00She found them
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules
01:06:05She hates you already
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:23Woo
01:06:24Woo
01:06:25Mom, get out of the pool
01:06:28No way, it feels so good
01:06:31Oh, wait, no
01:06:35Help
01:06:37I'm drowning
01:06:39Mia, save me
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not
01:06:44I'm not going in there
01:06:45Help
01:06:47Help
01:06:49Here
01:07:14I brought you some tea
01:07:15I was wrong about you
01:07:22I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia
01:07:27Thank you for taking care of her
01:07:37I hope I was a good maid
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:42Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:42Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid
01:07:48Girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:07:50I still got to pay you to hang out with me
01:07:54No feelings
01:07:57Remember?
01:07:58I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:07I'll tear it up right now
01:08:10I mean it
01:08:11I need that money more than I want you
01:08:17When my dad died
01:08:19He left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:39Come with me
01:08:48I want to give you the money
01:08:54Not as your boss
01:08:57As your boyfriend
01:08:58Because I want to give you everything
01:09:01I don't know what to say
01:09:05Just let me take care of you
01:09:10And tell me that you love me
01:09:18I don't think I can say it
01:09:23Let me take care of you
01:09:27It's the least you can do
01:09:29Fine
01:09:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:09:38I know you do
01:09:41Good morning, everyone
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:09:53I was just leaving
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:01After your little sex video was released
01:10:07At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11But after you saved me
01:10:15All I can say is
01:10:17Welcome to the family
01:10:20Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown
01:10:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:10:34Adios
01:10:37Bye, Mom
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:46Good luck with that
01:10:48I don't need luck
01:10:51I have a really big brain
01:10:53There must be something incriminating in here
01:11:02What is this?
01:11:08Ew, what died in here?
01:11:18My manhood
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:11:22Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:11:35That's cheating
01:11:37Oh, great
01:11:39You finally figured it out
01:11:40Good boy
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation
01:11:53I know
01:11:54I know
01:11:55But
01:11:56I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:19Mr. Lehman
01:12:27It's great to meet you
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up
01:12:31And told me about your summer house setup
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:35The name's Andrew
01:12:39But my friends call me Andy
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend
01:12:43I have enough friends
01:12:49Thanks
01:12:50Mr. Lehman
01:12:53Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm a high profile guy
01:12:58Who likes to get lots of trouble
01:12:59And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:13:01The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:13:06Will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:09And I get bored easy
01:13:10Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:13:15Starts now
01:13:16Interview starts now
01:13:21Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:32That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00And I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:05And have my own career
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship
01:14:18And so do you
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:14:22You lied to me
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you
01:14:30I just
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:14:33I'm sorry
01:14:35Everybody
01:14:39Let's get the party started
01:14:42Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:58There's something special about you
01:15:02You're so beautiful
01:15:05Thanks
01:15:06But I'm taken
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10Noah
01:15:12Tell me
01:15:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me
01:15:17You're a lucky man
01:15:21I know
01:15:22How long is he going to be here?
01:15:27I'll protect you
01:15:30And look at here
01:15:32The happy little couple
01:15:34From soulmates to soulmates
01:15:38I'm sorry
01:15:40Emmett
01:15:44Noah and I are talking
01:15:45Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:06But that's not true
01:16:08Yeah, it is
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:16:12So I recorded the whole thing
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:16I don't want to hear it
01:16:23Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:28Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:35I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off
01:16:41Chicks, dude
01:16:46I'm going to kick your fucking ass
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:16:55You're pathetic
01:16:58Bitch
01:16:59Whatever, dude
01:17:01What were you thinking?
01:17:06That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:13You're a sexy girl
01:17:16But you could have a lot of fun
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit
01:17:21Then make time
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:24The boys share their toys
01:17:28And I want to play with you
01:17:30I don't want to be played with
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42I should hear him out
01:17:43What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:49In your dreams, Perv
01:17:55Mia
01:18:00You know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh
01:18:03You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:18:08Mia
01:18:09A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:12Get it through your head
01:18:14I want to be with Jules
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her
01:18:19I love her
01:18:22You know
01:18:26I feel sorry for you
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:18:33Found your girlfriend
01:18:36If I do what you say
01:18:50Then you'll give Noah this job
01:18:51Yes
01:18:52And it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:00Wait
01:19:02Now I know where I recognize you
01:19:05Damn
01:19:06You were great
01:19:08Just one kiss
01:19:10That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:19:14Don't play hard to get
01:19:22Get off of her
01:19:29Get off of her
01:19:35Let me have my fun
01:19:38Then you can take your turn
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone
01:19:40I'm going to break your fingers
01:19:41You wouldn't dare
01:19:43You little shit
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01And we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03That you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04Who's chasing young girls around
01:20:05You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man
01:20:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30Don't lie to me
01:20:31I saw you kissing back
01:20:33I should be the one that's mad
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett
01:20:41About our relationship
01:20:42You were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50And you want him right now
01:20:51Tell him you love him
01:20:53It matters
01:20:54Because it makes it clear
01:20:56That you're an arrogant asshole
01:20:57You're fired
01:21:06Get out of my house
01:21:09You're gone for good, bitch
01:21:25You never belonged with us
01:21:31And now
01:21:32It's your turn to go
01:21:34I played you
01:21:37And I won
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you
01:21:41Oh, honey
01:21:43This has everything
01:21:45To do with me
01:21:46I
01:21:51Planted the camera in your room
01:21:53And then
01:21:55I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57And then
01:21:59I uploaded it
01:22:00For everyone to see
01:22:02You thought you were better than me
01:22:08But I always win
01:22:10All I fucking do
01:22:14Is win
01:22:15A miserable bitch like you
01:22:22Will never win
01:22:23Mom
01:22:32I saved the house
01:22:34It's too late
01:22:37Maybe we can call the bank
01:22:45And figure something out
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us
01:22:49Just this morning
01:22:50That's what happens
01:22:52When you lose sight of your goal
01:22:53You lose everything
01:22:55Oh, God
01:22:57Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off
01:23:14After I lost an Andrew Lehman internship
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money
01:23:19To get me that job
01:23:19So
01:23:20Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more
01:23:38Smile more
01:23:39This money feels dirty
01:23:47I never want to see this check again
01:23:50Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:09Get lost
01:24:16I deserve that
01:24:18Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it
01:24:26Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah
01:24:33This morning I bought it
01:24:35You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title
01:24:40Oh my God
01:24:44You put it under my name
01:24:47It's yours, Jules
01:24:49It's all yours
01:24:51But
01:24:52I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:55Another condition?
01:24:57What do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:09Tonight
01:25:10At 8pm
01:25:18And I want you to wear this
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:58I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:06Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please
01:26:21The big question
01:26:22Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:25Mia, why did you have a big question?
01:26:28Why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:31Uh...
01:26:33How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house
01:26:39I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:26:40You know
01:26:41The one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:44Okay
01:26:45Fine
01:26:46Yeah
01:26:47I planted the camera
01:26:49And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:54What are you gonna do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job
01:26:58Oh, hi
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:27:00What?
01:27:01For revenge porn
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:04These are not what they're for
01:27:05Call my dad!
01:27:06Oh, daddy!
01:27:08Bye, Mia
01:27:12If you invited me here to watch that
01:27:14I appreciate it
01:27:16That's not why I invited you here
01:27:22Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:30I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:27:35And here are my secrets
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders
01:27:43I do
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:48And I was so scared I just left it there
01:27:52And I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person
01:27:57And I have one more secret
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me
01:28:15But if I want anyone to know what's happening
01:28:18Just give me a message
01:28:19Please, thank you
01:28:20Please, thank you
01:28:21Thank you
01:28:22Thank you
01:28:24Thank you
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:17Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.