00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:08Liar! You said that I was the love of your life! That you would marry me! How could you break your vow?
00:34Who are you? I... this crazy... I don't know this crazy lady!
00:38No? What about Leach?
00:48You cheated on me?
00:51No!
00:52We're done.
00:54Lisa, wait. No, Le... Lisa, I don't... That's not...
00:58Somebody stop them!
01:00They pay, I slay. As you can see, I'm a gig worker. The gig, revenge for Hyde. Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
01:22Yeah!
01:28Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin freaking Sparrow.
01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
01:38He's a dirty cheat who snatched the wind from my favorite player.
01:42My friend!
01:43hooks!
01:44Mighty!
01:45Funny!
01:46Nice!
01:49Nice!
01:52Good luck!
01:54Can you check home the baby您 in theacter yard to him?
01:55Definitely not saying back答ỏi about her.
01:56Gew pressed tree and
02:01We're at our right flurry there.
02:05I love you!
02:18Can't have a play, Benjamin.
02:20Those girls in the stands, they're going to eat you alive.
02:23You get the girls, Coach.
02:24All I need right now is to shower.
02:25Oh, God, I think I turned into this shit.
02:35Uh, this is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
03:00Oh.
03:02Hmm.
03:05Well...
03:05Tough luck, buddy.
03:08Hard times.
03:27Sorry.
03:28Wait a second, this is my room!
03:31What are you doing to my room?
03:33Hey, that's my jersey!
03:39Fuck!
03:42What is this?
03:46Oh.
03:47Oh.
03:50Hey, Steve!
03:52Come back here!
03:54What?
03:55Oh, Jesus!
04:00Got you!
04:01Delete it, man.
04:02I'll pay you, all right?
04:03You rivals offer me more.
04:06You guys fucking kill me.
04:07I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding, I'm going to find you, and you'll pay for this.
04:22I don't care who you are, but I don't care who you are.
04:28Yeah, I'll know what the hell I want, all right, buddy?
04:30Okay, I'm going to find you.
04:31Like, I don't care who you are.
04:32Hey, I didn't care who you are.
04:34Hey, I'm going to find you.
04:35I don't care.
04:36Benjamin Sparrow, Mrs. Justin, I'm going to drag you through hell.
04:57I know, Mr. Bayer. I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month. I just need more time.
05:02How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
05:13God? If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
05:23Uh, hey?
05:29Hi!
05:38What are you doing?
05:40This is my house! Get out!
05:51Are you feeling a little nervous?
05:53Naughty or neither?
05:54Well, let me tell you something. Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste. Which seems to be absolute shit.
06:01Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
06:05Oh, you're going to call the cops. Go ahead. That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
06:10You will be sued for theft and defamation. You will be sued for theft and defamation. And don't forget about the reputational damage. And the emotional damage. You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
06:19Ten million? That's ridiculous! Hey buddy, it's 2025. If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters. It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage. Not me.
06:40Not your fault.
06:44I dare you. I dare you! Say it again!
06:49It's not your fault.
06:58Hey, you paused this mess. Now you're acting like a victim? You're going to pay for this. Do you understand?
07:03No! Hell no!
07:06Get over here!
07:07Get over here!
07:08No!
07:11No!
07:13What the hell was that?!
07:30Hey, my boy. Is everything okay?
07:32Yes, Mother.
07:34Saw the news. Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
07:38Because you're...
07:39Slow down. Slow down. What are you...
07:42Look, what are you talking about? I...
07:44It's all going to be fixed very soon. Very soon. Look, I gotta go. Alright? Bye.
07:47Marry me, or pay me $10 million. Those are your two choices. Those are your two choices.
08:02Marry you? In your dreams.
08:03Maybe if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
08:05That guy plays Danny on the field. What's so great about him?
08:07Well, that's too bad for you. Because you have two choices. Marry me, or pay up.
08:08That's not fair. All I did was steal your jersey.
08:12Yeah, and I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
08:13Okay.
08:14People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality, my family is worried sick. And this
08:15is the first time I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
08:16Okay.
08:17That guy plays Danny on the field. What's so great about him?
08:20Well, that's too bad for you. Because you have two choices. Marry me, or pay up.
08:29That's not fair! All I did was steal your jersey.
08:33Yeah, and I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
08:38Okay.
08:39People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality, my family is worried sick. And this is the mess that you've caused.
08:45Okay, well...
08:47Look. Here's the deal. Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you five million dollars. I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
08:55You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good? Right?
08:59Five million? Is God really listening? That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
09:06Fine. Deal.
09:10Perfect.
09:11Ow! Ow!
09:15This one.
09:20Hmm. Excellent choice, sir. That is a rare asher cut with flawless clarity.
09:30So...
09:34Valued at three million. There's only two in the world. The other one is with a royal wife and a very distinct number.
09:43Uh, that's way too expensive. Do you have, like, a cheaper one? Something less expensive? A couple hundred dollars?
09:49You're funny. People will think I'm broke.
09:59Can we try this one?
10:00Oh, yes. And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
10:05I'll see you in a bit, alright?
10:10Thanks.
10:16I'm actually marrying my idol's archenemy.
10:20This can't be real, right?
10:23Am I dreaming?
10:24No.
10:25Please, come and buy me.
10:27You...
10:29Oh!
10:30Cause baby it's like a light storm
10:44To be yours
10:49Finding freedom in the downpour
10:54You're like a light storm
11:00You look very beautiful
11:18Can you help tie it?
11:20Yeah
11:21That is so steep
11:29You look absolutely perfect together
11:31Such a stunning couple
11:32No, no, we're not
11:34Oh, my hand
11:36What is this?
11:40Just let me fix it
11:42Thanks
11:58Let's go home
12:02First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact
12:11Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful
12:16Third, what the hell is this?
12:19It's a marriage contract
12:21Sign it
12:22I already did
12:24Fine
12:36Can I go now?
12:37Hold on, where do you think you're going?
12:39We're living together from now on
12:41You're coming home with me
12:42I have to get my things
12:49Okay
12:51Well, then I'm coming with you
12:53I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house
12:55Not a single thing
12:57Ugh
12:58Whatever
12:59Shoes off
13:07Come in if you want
13:08Just don't touch anything
13:10Shit
13:19Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere
13:38I thought it was Chucky
13:39Dad, who are you?
13:45Ow, God, Jesus
13:46Stop it
13:47I said I'm sorry
13:48My poor pity
13:59You named that thing?
14:02You'd fucking break
14:03Ow
14:04Yeah, don't worry
14:06I'm leaving
14:06All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy
14:09I can't even breathe
14:10Sorry for your loss
14:12I'm sorry
14:30I'll clean this all up, right?
14:32I'll clean this all up, right?
14:36I'll clean this all up, right?
14:43Stop it
14:44Don't freak out
14:47Do not freak out, I'll pay for all of this, alright?
14:53and I'll pay for all of this, alright?
14:58Oh!
14:59Dad!
15:00Hey, hey!
15:13This is not over!
15:23It's okay. It's okay, baby.
15:35She's kinda cute.
15:42I am so sorry.
15:44Until next time.
15:48Oh, come on.
15:50Come on!
15:51Come on!
16:02Hey!
16:03Bitch!
16:09Bitch!
16:11Who the hell are you?
16:16Wait, no!
16:17Fucking bitch.
16:18You ruined my wedding.
16:19Lisa left me.
16:20Because of you.
16:21You cheated!
16:22You deserve this, bastard!
16:23Get away from me!
16:24I'm calling the cops!
16:25Stop pretending to be some saint!
16:30Um...
16:32Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
16:35You're just a gig worker.
16:36You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
16:39Hey, tell you what.
16:40How much for a night with me, huh?
16:41In your dreams, asshole!
16:42You know, I've always wondered.
16:43What color are your nipples, huh?
16:44Let go of me!
16:45Let go!
16:46Don't touch me!
16:47My husband's Benjamin Sparrow!
16:48And if you hurt me, he will end you!
16:49Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
16:50Please, why would he ever marry you?
16:51Right.
16:52I've posted so much crap about him.
16:53And I still think he'll come save me.
16:55Let go of me, faster!
16:56Not here.
16:57How do you?
16:58Stop!
16:59No!
17:00I need to come save me.
17:01I'm nothing to kill you!
17:02I have never met me.
17:03I'm nothing to kill you.
17:04All right.
17:06Look at me!
17:07No!
17:08If you hurt me, he will end you!
17:10Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
17:13Please, why would he ever marry you?
17:15I've posted so much crap about him.
17:16And I still think he'll come save me.
17:20Let go of me, faster!
17:21Not here.
17:22Stop!
17:23No!
17:24Uh...
17:25Oh! What? Fuck! Who the fuck do you think you are?
